I welcome your e-mails, but I ask that you read and follow these simple guidelines when e-mailing me.

1. Do not "SPAM" me. All Spam is forwarded to the "Spam Police."

2. Do not attach any type of file. Any e-mail with a file attached will automatically be deleted.

3. Do not send me any "HATE" mail. All "Hate" mail will be forwarded to the proper authorities.

4. Do not send me anything having to do with Beastiality, Child Pornography or anything else that is illegal. Again, all e-mails of this nature will be forwarded to the proper authorities.

5. Do not ask me for any personal information regarding the "Blogger Babes." This information is confidential and I will not give it out under any circumstances.

6. Do not e-mail me if you are not at least 18 years of age.

     Thank you,

     Neo