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I think this photo was shot sometime in the 1950's or 1960's.

Technically, this is a not a bad photo, but there is really nothing to it. Just kind of a candid snap shot, but I do wonder about the lighting - it has that old time scary movie lighting - slightly lit from underneath. It does make it for a more interesting photo... And I do like the background. Yeah, what's to like? Well, it simple and it has an interesting pattern.

The model? She's not too bad either. A little bit of a muffin top, but deffo has a nice body - slender waist, nice boobs - though they are slightly droopy and the nipples are a little too big for my taste - but nice none-the-less. The thing I most like about the model is her innocence (or maybe it is her naiveté'). She has a really sweet face, nice smile, and her eyes are just so full of wonder, excitement, life. Kinda of like she just moved to Hollywood from a small town in Kansas and the photographer told her that she was beautiful and for a small fee that he could make her a star, but the only way to do that was to do some nude modeling. With stars in her eyes and not knowing any better she agreed, paid him his money and this first picture was snapped - capturing her soon to be lost innocence. The sleazy photographer took advantage of her dreams and a few minutes later he was pumping away between her legs. Once he was done satisfying himself, he threw her a dirty rag, told her to wipe his cum off and hit the road. As she wandered the mean streets of Hollywood with tears in her eyes, no money and no place to go, she realized what a fool she was and that she needed to go back home. It took her a week of begging for food and banging guys in alleyways, and just as she managed to scrounge enough dough for that bus ticket home, the nude photos of her were hitting the stands in the latest Girlie Mags. A few days later she arrived home to the waiting arms of her high school sweetheart, the love of her life - never to tell him of the gang-rape she endured or the back-alley BJ's she performed. They married, had kids, a dog, had a good middle-class life and she lived with her dirty little secret. The kids grew, left home, the years passed and so did the husband. Cancer. Then one day, while cleaning some old boxes out of the attic, she uncovered her husband's secret porn stash; three Girlie Mags from days gone by. Each and every magazine featured her and her innocence of youth on that first and fateful day in Hollywood. With tears in her eyes, she opened the mags. She looked beautiful, so young, so full of life. She turned a page, and written in her husband's hand was a big heart and the words - "My Future Wife - The Love of My Life". She closed the magazine, held it to her heart and cried tears of joy for the life that fate gave her with her wonderful husband...

Recap: The photo is just "OK"... and yeah... I'd do her ;o)
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Friday, November 6, 2009 Friday Afternoon Westerns A Good Deed Never Goes Unpunished      "Ratabaugh!" an authoritative voice called from behind a dust-covered figure in a leather vest and levis. John Ratabaugh spun around with his hand on his colt. He relaxed when he saw Lieutenant Murphy.      "That's a good way to get shot, Murph."      "Not by you, you're too damned selective," the tall skinny man in a blue uniform laughed. He started to touch Ratabaugh on the shoulder, saw the dust and thought better of it. He fluttered his fingers, closed his fist, and pulled his hand away in distaste.     "Which way are you heading?" Murphy asked.      "West," Ratabaugh said shortly, squinting in that direction. He shook himself lightly and looked at the soldier. He badly wanted a drink and the Lieutenant was standing in his way. What the hell did he want, anyway? He had quit the army nine years before. They had no hold on him. "I'm parched and short on temper," Ratabaugh warned, returning to his single- minded pursuit of a drink.      "I need a favor."      "You personally, or the army?" Ratabaugh asked with the first signs of a smile crinkling the corners of his eyes.      "Both. We brought in a band of Apaches today. I considered it a job well done, finished in a timely manner. It turns out that we overlooked something. It seems they attacked a lone wagon about a day north of here.      A friend of my son's, one of those renegades, said that there could still be survivors. He saw the side of the wagon bulge out as he was leaving. He didn't tell anybody because he didn't want to get anybody killed. It was his first trip out and he didn't have the stomach for it."      "Why me, Fort Bowie is full of blue bellies?"      "We haven't been called that for nine years. You are not a confederate colonel any more... colonel."      "Yeah," Ratabaugh said in distaste. "Same question, why me?" he asked, pausing at the batwing doors.      "I screwed the pooch," Murphy whispered, looking inside the darkened saloon. I need a favor, Ratabaugh."      "Ok, I don't like Apache Pass anyway, too many ghosts," he said, looking toward the west. "I'll head north and go by way of Provo. They got a telegraph?"      "I believe so. Anyway, you can handle the arrangements, either way it turns out. Just so I know it's been handled," he said, slapping Ratabaugh on the shoulder. It was a big mistake. A cloud of Arizona dust filled the air and made Murphy choke. He pushed Ratabaugh away and thanked him with a fluttering hand and tearing eyes.      "Get a bath while you're in town," Murphy called, as he turned and hurried out of sight.      "Not in this damned place," Ratabaugh mumbled, looking around at the disreputable buildings. It was a town designed to take a soldier's money. He had seen many such in the past, during the disagreement between the north and south.      "Beer," he said, craving the cooling taste of a glass of brew. He tossed his quarter on the bar, then slid the change into his pocket, under the scowling eyes of the bartender. Who cared, he'd leave no tip, he would never stop by this place again?      The wagon was easy to find. First he followed the tracks of the Apache's and soldiers, then he followed the more spurious tracks of the war party. The wagon was torn and battered, standing in the cooling shade of a giant rock, only a few feet from the only water within 30 miles.      "Hell of a place to camp," he said, shaking his head in disgust. Not only was it the most likely place to meet Indians, it was also downright criminal for the wildlife. They too needed to drink, and would not as long as people camped near their waterhole.      "Stupid farmers," he growled, looking around uncertainly. Murphy had not captured all the Indians roaming free in the West. There were many such war parties. The young men needed to prove themselves in battle. They went out every chance they got. He had no desire to meet them.      "Stupid farmers," he said again, kicking white clothing aside. They were women's clothing. In a moment he found the woman. She was hanging half out of the wagon. Her body was still in descent shape, thankfully. It would make burying her much more pleasant. He looked further until he spotted the man within inches of the water. That was damned lucky. If he had fallen into the water and filled it with blood, it would have tainted the water for a good long time.     "Stupid farmers," he said even louder. He grabbed the man's shoe and pulled him away from the waterhole. It took only a moment to find a small cave at the edge of the rock and stuff the man inside. He went over to the woman and whistled in appreciation. She couldn't have been dead more than a day. Her eyes were open, blue as the sky, and her body was in perfect shape. Most bodies shit their pants and bloated in no time at all. He briefly held her wrist to make sure she was really dead. She was. His eyes went to the white stockings and the partially lifted dress.      What the hell, he thought, she sure wouldn't mind. He hadn't seen a white woman's pussy in over seven years. He lifted the dress and yanked down the pantaloons. Tasty, right tasty, he thought to himself as he looked at her delicate pussy lips. What a waste, he thought as he dropped her dress and pulled her from the wagon. He found himself staring into another pair of sky blue eyes. This pair was frightened and young, possibly in her late teens.      "Howdy," he said in embarrassment. Had she seen? No, but she might have heard.      "H... hi," she said, shivering visibly as she looked up at him.      "Come on out," he said gently.      "I can't... I'm too scared."      "I'm going to bury your papa and mama. Come out when you have a mind too. The Indians are back on the reservation at Fort Bowie," he called, while dragging the woman to the small cave. Her blouse opened as he manhandled her into the cave. He colored as the breast sprang into view. He sank down on his heels and stared at it wishfully. Even in death it was absolutely perfect. The nipple was pointed, as if aroused. The areola was large and dark, like a Mexican girl's.      "What a waste," he whispered again.      "Mama was beautiful," the girl said gently from behind him.      He stood quickly and began pushing dirt over the bodies with his foot. "She certainly was. She had no business being out here, and neither did you. I need to send you back home."      "I got no home. That's my home," she nodded toward the wagon. He looked at the battered wagon and shook his head.      "Without horses it's just firewood," he said gently. He began scratching a cross in the rock above the bodies, with the sight on his gun.      "I got no kin, I got nowhere to go. I'm alone," she said, shuddering again. He knew that visions of her parents death were still filing her mind. They would for quite some time. She was lucky to be lucid, after what she had seen. She was lucky that she hadn't seen more. The soldiers must have frightened the Apaches before they could perform their usual carnage. Her mother had gotten off lucky too. They knew what to do with a beautiful woman such as her. Death was just a passage into the next life. Torture was far worse.      "Will... will your horse pull a wagon?" she asked hopefully.      "No, and he'd kick me to death if I tried. Besides, it takes more than one horse to pull a wagon that size. You will have to ride double with me."      "Oh, ok. Can I bring some stuff?"      "By all means, but keep it small. Just the amount that can fit into two burlap bags," he explained. He heard the distinctive jingle of coins. His ears perked up despite himself.      "Carry that in a sock and tie it tightly so it won't jingle," he called. "There are some who would kill you to get to that."      "I know, but I trust you."      "That's a hell of a thing to say," he said in disgust.      "Why?" she asked, rounding the corner of the wagon.      "Because if a man is trusted, he has to be trustworthy. You are too damned pretty to be trustworthy with. I'd regret it all my life," he said, turning dark red under her scrutiny. She began to giggle, a melodic sound in the barren waste where there was little happiness. The sound made his heart melt. She spread a white petticoat on the ground and began stacking items on top of it. She finished with a picture of her mother and father, standing side by side in their Sunday best.      "I saw you looking at mama," she said quietly. Her blue eyes came up and searched his. "She would have liked that. Mama liked to be appreciated. She liked to walk away from a man, knowing that she had his complete attention."      His mouth opened and closed. He didn't know what to say. Terror could do strange things to people. Was she being strange?      "I like being looked at too," she said in a small voice. "I need to take a bath," she pointed at the waterhole. "Will you watch me?"      "I... certainly," he said in embarrassment.      "I mean really watch me," she said emphatically. "I want to know that if I die tomorrow, like mama did, that somebody in this world will remember me, appreciate me. Will you do that?"      "I will," he promised. She watched him for a moment, then selected clothes from the pile she had just made. She took off her clothes slowly, one piece at a time. Ratabaugh didn't know that women wore so many clothes. They didn't seem appropriate in the desert.      "My name is Anna," she said as she stood in her undershirt and pantaloons. She slowly untied her undershirt and dropped it into the sand before her. Ratabaugh's eyes were transfixed by her generous breasts. Like her mother's she had pointed nipples and large areolas. They were very attractive.      "My God," he whispered in awe.      "You've seen naked women before?" she asked in surprise.      "Well almost. I had me a whore in El Paso once, but it was dark. I had me another in Juarez, but I was drunk by then."      Anna giggled again. Her breast jiggled, transfixing Ratabaugh's attention.      "I never knew that women could be so damned beautiful... I mean all over," he amended.      "Thanks." She slid her pantaloons down to her ankles and kicked them off. Ratabaugh was amazed. He had never seen anything so enticing. He decided that a woman's pussy was downright attractive, kind of like a beaver pelt centered over a sideways mouth.      "Do they all look like that?" he asked, remembering her mother's pussy, or the brief look he had gotten of it. Actually he had seen very little.      "No, certainly not. Each vagina is slightly different."      "I wish... can I touch it?" he asked, crawling closer.      "Wait until I have bathed, then you can do anything you like to it," she smiled.      If Ratabaugh had not been so transfixed by the stark nakedness of a woman in broad daylight, in the middle of the desert, the might have remembered the recent tragedy and suspected a trap. But as it was he saw nothing but Anna. He hungered like he had never hungered for anything before. He found her pantaloons, which she had just kicked off, and held them to his nose. They smelled strongly of pussy. He inhaled again and moaned in desire.      Anna was turned partially away, taking her time as she bathed her breasts with the cool water of the waterhole. Ratabaugh suddenly had the urge to join her, remembering Murphy's words. "Get a bath," he had said. Ratabaugh knew that he would need one, if he was to ride double with Anna.      He began soundlessly disrobing. Anna turned in surprise, just as he stepped into the water.      "Oh," she said in surprise. Her eyes went to his hard manhood. He sank into the water in embarrassment.      "You ARE a man," she said in appreciation.      "Yes ma'am, and you ARE a woman."      "Let's hurry and finished our bath," she said, looking up at the sky. "It's two hours until nightfall, and I want to get shut of this place before we... before I... you know," she said coyly.      "God I hope so," he said, splashing water over his body.      They were far from the waterhole by nightfall. Ratabaugh made camp in the middle of a huge pile of rocks. Arizona and Texas were full of rocks. Sometimes even the mountains were made of rock. They sank down to the sand in the middle of three perfect walls made of solid rock. By adding a fourth wall and a roof, it would have been a substantial home. Firelight flickered off the gray rocks. The coffee pot was simmering on the fire. A pot of beans and a pan of bacon cooked beside it. Anna, it turned out, was a good cook.      "Good vitals," Ratabaugh said as he relaxed with coffee and a cigarette.      "Are we safe here?" Anna looked out into the darkness.      "Sure. The rocks on all sides keep others from seeing the fire. This is a secret place, known only to me and a handful of others."      "Good. I want to love you like you have never been loved before," she said, slinking up to him and relaxing on the blanket at his feet. His eyes went over the slender blonde girl with sky blue eyes, and he knew he was about to have a night that cowboys only lied about. He tossed his cigarette out into the night, downed the last of his coffee, and threw the cup toward the fire.      "Ok," he said simply. He took Anna into his arms. He reveled in the heat of her body. The softness of her hair and clothing was foreign to him. He lived in a world of harshness. A woman lived in another world. A world of softness and delight.      He lunged forward and captured her mouth with his own. They kissed and groped desperately. Anna suddenly broke the kiss, sat back and began undressing. She stopped halfway through and waited until he began disrobing as well. He marveled at the glorious white flesh of her breasts. He had to stop with his own undressing unfinished, and lean forward to feel those soft breasts against his face. Her skin smelled nice. He knew she had used no perfume, but the perfume of her skin was intoxicating. He opened his mouth and engulfed one nipple. He nursed like a baby, while she moaned and petted the back of his head. After several minutes they both resumed their clothing removal. At one point Anna hurriedly helped Ratabaugh pull off his pants. She gasped as his manhood pulled out of his pants and wagged before him. She slid forward and claimed his penis with her small white hands.      "Beautiful," she gasped. He looked down, frowning. He had never thought of his cock as being beautiful. But now that he thought of it, she might be right. It did look beautiful between her slender white hands. They felt good on his cock. Kind of warm and soft. She sank to her knees and kissed the uncircumcised head of his cock. He gasped, pushing her face away. He didn't know what she was doing, but he was sure it wasn't legal.      "Watch me," she said, closing her mouth around the tip of his cock. She sucked gently. He watched the way her cheeks and throat moved. She was so beautiful. He had never expected to see such a beautiful face on his cock. Was this a dream?      "I want to see yours, I want to touch it," he gasped. She sat back and pushed off her pantaloons. The vast expanse of naked flesh looked almost natural in the flickering yellow firelight. He gasped and surged forward. Her thigh was heavenly soft against his cheek. He nuzzled between her legs until he could smell her pussy. It smelled even better than her pantaloons had smelled. Kind of fresh and delicate. Remembering her recent exploration of his manhood, he decided to try the same on her. He pushed her back. She leaned back with a gasp and opened her legs.      There it was, the thing that was more important than heaven or hell, to a lonely man. A real pussy on one of the most beautiful women Ratabaugh had ever seen. He sank his lips down between her legs and kissed it. She sighed and shuddered. He decided that the taste of a woman was really not too bad. Different, but not bad. He had heard of cunninglus being performed for hundreds, maybe thousands of years. But he had never pictured himself performing it. His mouth and tongue automatically began working on her aromatic, moist flesh. She rolled on the blanket, grasping her breasts in her hands, and arching her back, thrusting her pussy toward Ratabaugh's mouth. He sucked greedily, noisily, bringing a kitten-like cry from Anna's sweet lips. She shuddered, placing a hand on his bobbing head. Her fingers dug into the top of his scalp for a moment, then they returned to her own breasts. She mashed her breasts out of shape, then pulled on the nipples until they were an inch long. Ratabaugh watched in passionate amazement.      He loved watching her face. He had never seen a woman's face go through so many changes. Although Anna was one of the prettiest girls Ratabaugh had ever seen, her face looked downright ugly at times. It was all twisted and funny looking. But he didn't care.      "Oh yes," Anna surged up off the blanket. He licked rapidly, finding that a small pocket of flesh was the most delicate, if her reactions were any indication. He tongued the neat little packet of flesh for several minutes. Anna cried out increasingly loud until she screamed, shooting up off the blanket and pulling his face between her legs. She hunched her sex against his working mouth, mewling and crying until her orgasm waned and faded. She fell back to the blanket and pushed his mouth out from between her legs.      "Did I do something wrong?" he asked in confusion. If he had, it would have been a shame. He liked his first cunninglus experience.      "You? Hell no," she gasped. "You did everything just right. God that felt good."      "Good," he said, not knowing what else to say.      "Lay back, she commanded, pushing him back on the blanket. He fell back and watched as she straddled his body, and slowly lowered her moist pussy over his cock. He shuddered in tortured rapture as her pussy closed over his large cock. It was absolute heaven. Her pussy finally came into contact with his pelvis. He was fully inserted inside her. He couldn't believe that his cock would fit inside such a tiny girl. She closed her eyes, allowing her pussy to adjust to his large size, before she began riding up and down on his cock. It felt like riding a horse's cock, she thought as she luxuriated in the intense feeling of pleasure radiating throughout her body.      "Oh my God," he gasped. He filled his hands with her ample breasts. Her golden blonde hair sparkled in the firelight. Her tanned skin glowed above him. She looked like a goddess to his adoring eyes.      "I am the luckiest man on Earth," he growled. He felt his ass and stomach clenching. She was so damned tight. He could feel the suction of her pussy clenching his cock, as it rose and fell. She fell forward and captured his mouth with her own. She sucked and tongued his lips for a moment, then sat up with her back arched, looking down at him. She smiled and threw her hair back out of the way. Once again Ratabaugh thought he was fornicating with an angel. He had never seen a woman so beautiful, or imagined one riding his cock.      "I'm getting hot," Anna whispered. "I'm getting closer," she whispered as she gyrated rhythmically on his hard cock. Like a snake in a charmer's basket, she swayed and danced above him. He was finding the pleasure almost unbearable.      Suddenly Ratabaugh felt the familiar feelings of an approaching orgasm. He was very familiar with an orgasm, he like all cowboys, often masturbated while alone out in the dark. But this was different. This was all consuming, more powerful than anything he had ever felt or imagined.      Ratabaugh began moaning. His bottom lip vibrated as his orgasm intensified. He mashed her breasts with his strong hands, but she didn't seem to mind. Suddenly she captured his hands in hers and leaned forward for another kiss. The warm touch of her lips was enough to send him over the edge. He gasped into her open red lips and felt the fire exploding from his balls. With no more warning than a flash flood, his cock began spewing sperm into her hot, inviting vagina. She sat up and began riding forward and back madly. He objected, about to hold her in place, but her own orgasm began and she sat almost motionless, her body shuddering in the throes of passion.      Their passion lasted for several minutes. Finally each quieted and fell lifelessly to the blanket. Ratabaugh inched forward and kissed one perfect globe of her ass. He had never seen anything so beautiful.      Anna waited for nearly 23 minutes, feeding Ratabaugh food and coffee, before they started again. By the fourth time, Ratabaugh's pelvis was raw. He could barely keep up with her. When she tried to start a fifth time, he reluctantly pushed her away.      "Tomorrow," he whispered reluctantly.      "Yes, tomorrow," she said thoughtfully. She fell asleep in his arms.      He woke to find himself alone on the sand. The fire was out and his coffee pot sat on the stones beside it. The water bag was gone, but the canteen was there by the fire. Dixie was also gone.      "Damned," he swore, feeling like a fool. He told himself that she had fucked him half to death to make him exhausted, but he knew better. And even after being robbed, he knew he was the luckiest man on earth.      Ratabaugh caught a wild burrow and rode it on into Provo. For such a large man, it was amazing that such a small animal could carry his weight. But it managed. He released it just outside of town. It had earned it's freedom. Besides, he wouldn't be caught riding on the tiny animal, to save his own life. He would be laughed out of Utah.      Ratabaugh found Dixie in the local stable.      "Do you want to have her arrested?" the old man at the stable asked.      "Not on your life," Ratabaugh said with feeling. "No, we're even," he said as he mounted Dixie and rode west. THE END! . posted by: Neo . Sex Tales of the Old West - Antique Porn & Erotic Western Stories .

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3. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness." The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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"Pregnant Comix" - Uncensored Preggo Toon Porn. X-Rated & Very Graphic 3D Cartoons of Pregnant Toon Girls Having Hard-core Sex, Adult Comics of Naked Pregger Babes Fighting off an Alien Invasion, Funny Pregnant Jokes, Illustrated Erotic Stories, & Much More.
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Antique Erotica
 

Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I think this photo was shot sometime in the 1950's or 1960's.

Technically, like the last few photos I posted, this is a not a bad photo, but there is really not a lot to it. I do like the texture of the plant in the foreground and also of the curtain in the background... and I certainly would have loved to see this as a high contrast photo - shot with some heavy shadows & lighting.

The model is not too bad either. She looks to be in her early to mid twenties and she is pretty much a babe. She has a nice face, with nice, innocent eyes, looks to be fairly slender and she deffo has a very nice rack that I would love to spend a little time with... And I absolutely love her long and beautiful black hair. Women did not do a whole lot of shaving in those days and her hair really makes me think that she has a beautiful, dark & natural, hairy bush between her legs - Mmmm...

Anyway, the photo could have been better, but it is still "OK"... And the model? Mmmm... Deffo a babe. I would so do her ;o)
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Friday, October 30, 2009 Adult Erotica - SCREEN TEST "Come on in darlin' and have a seat," Leo Coffman said smoothly, "now, what can I do for ya!?!" "Well, Mr. Coffman, I saw your ad in the paper, and I was just wondering if the position was still available?!?" "You mean the ad in the Underground Times," he asked casually!?! "Uh, yes," she replied softly, "is the job still available?!?" "Baby, the job's always available," he replied dryly, "I run that same ad everyday of the year!!!" "Really," she replied incredulously, "you mean that you just give away jobs that pay three hundred dollars a day!?!" "Honey, this is Hollywood," he said gently, "ain't nobody gives nobody nothin', you earn every penny, and don't you ever forget it!!!" "Then how," she mumbled, "I guess I don't understand!" "Listen, kid," he asked, "where're ya from!?!" "Iowa," she replied quickly!!! "And how old are ya," he questioned her!?! "I just turned eighteen two months ago," she replied proudly, "why, does it matter!?!" "Oh, yeah, baby," he replied softly, "you bet your sweet little corn fed ass it matters, now why don't you do yourself a big favor and go get on a bus and go home, this ain't no place for a sweet kid like you!!!"  "But your ad said females eighteen and above to make $300 per day and up," she whined, "and since I'm eighteen........" "Now look, baby," he said evenly, "do you have any idea what we do here, I mean do ya know what you'd hafta do to earn those three C's a day!?!" "I-it's not illegal is it," she asked warily, "I promised my mom I'd never break the law!?!" "No, it's not illegal," he shot back quickly, "but believe me, this isn't the place for you, now scram outta here, okay!?!" There were a lot of things that Rachel McAndrews wasn't, but unfortunately being stubborn was one them, so she crossed her arms and with a little gumption that even surprised Leo Coffman, she demanded, "Now Mr. Coffman, I don't think that it's fair that you won't even consider me for this job, after all I'm a high school graduate and believe me, I really need this job!!!" Leo Coffman leaned back in his chair with his hands inner laced behind his head and said, "What's your name darlin'!?!" "Rachel, Rachel McAndrews," she responded!!! "Well, Rachel McAndrews, stand up and take off all of your clothes and let me check out your body!!!"  "W-what are you talking about," Rachel stammered, "how dare you ask me to do such a thing!!!" "Let me ask you something," Leo said, "just what in the fuck did you think you'd hafta do to earn 300 clams a day, do some typing and a little filing!?!" "We make porno movies here, baby," he continued on, "that ad is designed to get young women barely out of high school to come in here to get fucked and sucked by some Neanderthal with a cock the size of the state of Idaho, now I tried to be nice and shoo your cute little butt outta here but you wouldn't go, so if ya don't mind, take off your fucking clothes or get outta my office, I'm a busy man!!!" Rachel sat there stunned at the tirade that Leo Coffman had given her, but when she thought about it for a second, she realized how dumb she had been to think that it would be a snap to earn that much money without having to give something very valuable in return, so after taking a deep breath, she stood up and began removing her clothing!!! Leo Coffman looked on with detached bemusement while the young woman from the mid west stripped in front of probably her first real live male, but when she was finally nude, he let out a low whistle and said softly, "Very nice, very nice indeed!!!" "So," she asked nervously, "do I get that job!?!"  "You might," Leo replied, "you certainly have all of the physical qualifications, but it's upstairs that really counts in this business, and by that I mean can you handle doing it in front of twenty strangers on the set and still look like your having a good time!!!" "Well how will we know that," she asked slowly, "I mean unless we try it!?!" "That's a reasonable idea," Leo replied, "but we can't take that kind of a chance and have you freezing up on the set and throwing our shooting schedule off until we can find another actress, so what we do is shoot a screen test, with just a camera man, a director, and of course the other actors and actresses!!!" "Would I get paid for this screen test," she asked doubtfully!?! "Of course you would," he replied quickly, "you get the full three hundred if everything works out, and if it doesn't, well we still pay you a hundred for your trouble, so, are you still interested!?!" After a moments hesitation she replied softly, "Okay, let's do it!!!  "When do I get to meet the person I'll be doing the test with," Rachel asked nervously while sitting on the edge of a king size bed on a studio sound stage!?!" Leo was just about to reply to her question, when from of to the side, a voice answered, "I'm on my way now, just hold your horses, honey!!!" "I'd like you to meet Starla King," Leo said as a way of introduction, "she'll be the other actress in the scene with you!!!" Rachel was shocked into momentary silence at this turn of events, but she managed to stammer, "B-but I thought I'd be playing this scene with a male actor!?!" "Listen baby," Leo replied evenly, "any woman can lay there and get fucked by a guy, the real test in our business is if she can suck a pussy and come back for more, if you can't, there's the door!!!" Rachel's head was spinning at this turn of events, but after looking back and forth between Leo and Starr, she dumbly nodded her had and said, "Let's get started!!!"  Starr King climbed up onto the bed with Rachel, and to calm the young woman she whispered, "Just let me do all of the work at first, I've done this a hundred times, and believe me, after a few minutes you won't care who's eating your pussy as long as you get your gun off, okay!?!" Rachel just stared at the twenty something actress, and in a weak voice replied, "Okay, what do you want me to do?!?" Starr looked at Leo and offered, "How about I eat her cunt for awhile just to get things going, is that all right with you!?!" Leo looked at Rachel and ordered, "Okay, Rachel, get on your back with your legs spread, Starr's gonna suck you off!!!" Leo then nodded to the camera man to start rolling, and with another nod to Starr they were off and running, and although Rachel was short on experience, she immediately flooded her blonde pussy with cunt juice as the talented tongue of Starr King bored in directly on the tip of her hard little clit, causing her to moan loudly as the expert cunt lapper quickly brought her to a excruciatingly vicious orgasm!!!  Good start, baby," Leo crowed, "you came like gang busters, and what's even better, you made a whole lotta noise doin' it, the men in raincoats are gonna just love ya!!!" With a dumb look on her face she whispered to Starr, "Who are the men in rain coats!?!" "Starr kissed her on the cheek and replied softly, "They're the old guys in the theaters jerking off under their rain coats to hide their dicks!!!" "Oh, I see," Rachel answered, while trying to picture in her mind what Starr had just explained to her!!!" "Okay, ladies," Leo offered, "rest time is over, let's trade places and see if she gives as good as she gets!!!" This was the acid test, could she put her own mouth on the vagina of another woman!!! It was one thing to close your eyes and get sucked off, but it was a whole different ball game when you had to do the sucking yourself!!! After Starr was in position with her legs spread wide, Leo called action, and almost like a magnet attracts metal, Rachel's mouth was drawn inexplicably to Starr's very aroused vulva!!! "Good grief," she thought to herself, "I can't believe I'm actually doing this!!!" But what was even more incredible, was that after only a moment or two, she had almost become addicted to the salty taste of Starr King's smoothly shaved vagina!!! "Oh, god, Leo," Starr gasped, "she's a fucking natural, I think that I'm falling in love with her, or at least with her hot little tongue, it's so fucking insistent, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my she's so fucking gooooooood!!!" And she was too, bringing the porn star to the brink of orgasm several times, before finally allowing her to have her much need climax!!! While Starr panted like an old hound dog on a hot day, she managed to offer, "You're a hot little minx aren't you, and that little trick you did to keep me on edge, just incredible!!!" "So," Leo said happily, "we've got ourselves a new fucking star!!!"  Later back in the dressing room, Starr offered, "Look over there, Rachel, that's Lance Walker, he's Leo's biggest male star, and I do mean biggest!!!" "He doesn't look like a porn actor," Rachel said softly, "he looks just like anyone else you'd meet on the street!!!" "Honey, when he drops those drawers he doesn't look anything like anyone else," Starr said while giving Rachel a playful elbow in the ribs, causing both women giggled like a couple of school girls at a slumber party!!! Hearing the commotion from the other end of the room, Lance glanced over and asked, "What the heck are you two so happy about, you're actin' like a couple of kids!?!" "Oh, hi, Lance," Starr replied sweetly, "this is Rachel, she's gonna be in our next feature, Leo just hired her today!!!" Lance gave the cute little blonde the once over and asked, "Have any experience, baby!?!" "Uh, no," Rachel replied softly while feeling herself go damp in Lance Walker's presence, "I mean not until today that is!!!" "What'd old Leo have you do," Lance asked with a smirk on his face, "have Starr here suck you off!?!" "Oh leave her alone, Lance," Starr interjected, "she had a great screen test, and I bet you a dollar that she should fuck you under the table!!!" "O-hooooooo," he crowed, "so little farm girl from Iowa, you have a real fan here in Starr, but have you ever had anything like this," as he unhooked his belt and dropped his pants and shorts!!! Rachel involuntarily gasped at the size of Lance Walker's penis, and as if drawn to it like bees to honey, she dropped to her knees and began fellating his rapidly growing erection!!!  Lance Walker had been sucked off by some of the most experienced suckstresses in the business, but even after only thirty seconds he realized that Starr King had been right, this young woman was a sexual machine, with only one speed, overdrive!!! Rachel had only had sex with one boy back home in Iowa, and although it had been pleasurable to be sure, the incredible fury burning in her pussy was being driven by the massive erection protruding from Lance Walker's crotch!!! "Jesus in heaven," Lance moaned, "she's fucking unreal, like a fucking vacuum!!!" "What'd I tellya, dummy," Starr replied smartly while helping Rachel out of her skirt and blouse, "but what I wanna see is if she actually fucks ya to death!!!"  Both Starr and Rachel pushed the porn king down on the floor, whereupon Rachel lowered her hot little blonde haired pussy onto his thick cunt stretching shaft!!!" "Oh, god," Rachel gasped as all ten and an half inches of cock flesh disappeared inside of her, "h-he's gonna rip me apart, oh my!!!" "Don't give up so soon," Starr opined while cupping the young woman's pert breasts, "it takes a while to get used to it, but in a little while you'll be coming like a fucking rocket!!!" Rachel just sat perfectly still for a few minutes, giving her pussy a chance to get acclimated to such a monstrous dick resting inside of her, and just as Starr had predicted, her cunt slowly began to relax and accept the big pecker not as an invader, but as a welcome guest!!! "Oh, yeah," Rachel moaned, "I can feel it comin' on, it's like a huge avalanche running down hill out of control, ohhhhhhhhhh I feel so full of cock, it's so wonderfulllllllll!!!" Seeing that the little corn fed tart was really getting into it, Lance grabbed her around the waist, and in one quick explosive maneuver, rolled her over on her back and with piston like efficiency began slamming his salami sized organ in and out of her like a mechanical trip hammer!!!  Soon she was meeting his thrusts and giving as good as she got, while they drove each other to the very brink of climax!!! "H-how do you like that, you little cunt," Lance groaned, "I'm gonna fuck you to death!!!" With her cunt now aroused far beyond anything it had ever felt before, Rachel managed to stammer, "T-then it's gonna be a dual suicide, because if I go, I'm takin' you with me!!!" Now it was a mad dash to the climax finish line, with the two sexual titans running neck and neck, or should I say, groin to groin!!! Neither one wanted to be the first to cum, but finally, Rachel's vagina convulsed in a series of brutally devastating orgasms, that induced Lance's monster pecker into a gusher producing orgasm of its own!!!  What'd I tell ya," Starr asked Lance grinning, "she's a fucking load isn't she!?!" Lance rolled off his new co-star, and while still trying to catch his breath he replied, "Yeah, she's pretty good, but does she do windows!?!" The End! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babes
 

Cumming in Two Weeks

Viveana & Nautica

Japanese Shunga
 

Adult Movie Pass
 

AC MOVIE PASS

This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls 
 

Somnophilia Sleepysex Fetish

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"Sleepy Sex Fetish" has nice eye-catching splash pages with lots of free samples. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has A LOT of great content inside - I know, because I certainly enjoyed shooting every bit of it. "Sleepy Sex Fetish" also has a very nice, clean, simple, and fast loading design. The layout is surfer friendly and very easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" AC Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So check out "Sleepy Sex Fetish".

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"Nude Amateur Women" is a CyberAge Platinum site. I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind to piss you off. All the pics were taken with a Polaroid camera. So if you like Amateurs and Amateur photography, check this site out. You won't be disappointed. Also, there's a huge RETRO RAUNCH gallery. And this gallery is pretty kewl. It has tons of antique porn pics - everything from the 1880's up to the 1960's. So if you wanna see what your parents, grandparents and even great grandparents did way back when - give it a click.

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"Hidden Shower Cams" is an "Adult Check Gold" Site. This is actually and old site that was not a Gold Site but I recently updated and completely redesigned it to bring it up to Gold status. It has nice, fast loading splash & tour pages. It is surfer friendly with no hidden links, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is limited. Inside it is easy to navigate and has many galleries of Hot Babes taking baths and showers. "Hidden Shower Cams" even features Porn Stars such as Megan Martinez, Cherokee, Paris Waters, Loni, Chantay, Destiny DeVille and Audree Jaymes. So if you like watching Hot Young Women in the shower, then you should give "Hidden Shower Cams" a click.

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"Triple X Cams" is an "Adult Check Gold" site. This is the largest site I've ever built and it has the best value for the surfer than any other site I've built. "Triple X Cams" has Hidden Spy Cams, Amateur Voyeur Pics, UpSkirt Pics, Erotic Stories, Adult Comics, Hardcore 3D Toons and, of course, Hot Young Web Sluts (getting naked on their private web cams). "Triple X Cams" has well over 100 galleries - which translates to almost 5000 photos for the surfer to view immediately. "Triple X Cams" is truly a Mega Site! It is also very well done, has a nice design, is easy to navigate and is extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no hidden links, no annoying pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Membership is only $24.95 a month and that not only gives you access to "Triple X Cams", but also to 1000's and 1000's of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads, the AC Members Area and much, much more. Dang, if this was not my site already, then this would be the site I would buy a membership to.

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"Porn Jester's White Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to ALL the Porn Jester sites, PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much, much more. So, check out "Porn Jester's White Girls". You won't be disappointed.

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"Detective Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberSex Prestige PLUS" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an CyberSex member you get FREE access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. So give "Detective Comix" a click.

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"Peep Hole Show" features many full galleries of uncensored amateur photos of the girl next door, horny housewives, Hot Asians, Black Babes, and Spicy Latinas, that are caught masturbating in the bathroom, shower, bedroom, and even the kitchen. This site shows you exactly what girls do when they "THINK" that they're alone. Plus it has erotic voyeur stories and funny X-rated adult cartoons featuring that lovable pervert -  "Pervert Jack"!

"Peep Hole Show" has very kewl and eye-catching splash pages (great color scheme) with free tours and tonnes of free samples. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has A LOT of great content inside - I know, because I certainly enjoyed shooting every bit of it. There is also adult erotica and exclusive Pervert Jack cartoons. "Peep Hole Show" also has a very nice, clean, simple, and fast loading design. The layout is surfer friendly and very easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" AC Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. Check out "Peep Hole Show". You won't be disappointed. It's a great hidden cam / voyeur site with tonnes of content and if I didn't already own this site, I would certainly buy a membership.

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"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There are also special bonus galleries with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters, Sleepy Toons  and Sleep Carry Pics. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on... And, because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.
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Cuntoons - Cunts + Toons = Cuntoons
 

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Cuntoons is one of the first and original cartoon porn sites on the net. Up and running for over ten years strong with fresh and new adult cartoon content added monthly. Cuntoons has XXX Adult Comic Books, Illustrated Erotic Stories, Flash Movies, 3D Porn, Uncensored, Underground Comix, Hardcore Hentai, Japanese Anime, Manga Comics, and Lots More.
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

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Sleeping Girl Pictures

"Sleepy Sex Fetish" - Somnophilia Sleeping Sex Fantasy. Sexy women and barely legal teen girls getting fucked in their sleep. An adult "Sleeping Girl" website.
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Featured Artist - Patty - A Creative Spanko Wench
 

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Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

Doggy Style Divas

Yummy Blogger Babes
 

Blog Babe

Paris Waters

Tramp Stamps
 

Tramp Stamps - Tattooed Teens

Sleep Carry
 

Sleep Carry Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or Torment! Sleep Carry is a FREE "Lift & Carry" site for the Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us. Photo Galleries / Cartoons / Stories

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

You give me a little CASH. I give you a lot of PORN - It's simple, very straight forward and a great money-saving deal.

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Monday, October 26, 2009

Women in Uniform
 

Monday Toons

Three Dirty Jokes

1. After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.  Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.  When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."  "Thank heaven," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had too."

2. Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men? 
A. So they can stand closer to the sink when they do dishes.

3. While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.  His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.  We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend on day in hell and one in heaven.  Then you can choose where to spend eternity."  "Really, I've made up my mind.  I want to be in heaven," says the senator.  "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."  And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.  The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.  In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.  Everyone is very happy. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.  They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.  Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.  They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises... The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.  "Now it's time to visit heaven."  So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.  They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven.  Now choose you eternity."  The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."  So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.  Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.  He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.  The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.  "I don't understand," stammers the senator.  "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time.  Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.  What happened?"  The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning… Today you voted."
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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Sickos - Stay Home!

To all you sick mother fuckers out there... If you are sick, have the flu, a sore throat, are coughing, running a fever, throwing up, have the runs, or just don't feel good - then stay the fuck at home! Duh!... I, and I am pretty sure most everybody else in this world, do not want your fucking germs invading our bodies! Keep them to yourself!

Don't be that asshole that is sick with a cold or a flu and goes to the gym to "work it out of your system." Yeah, you know who you are! You stupid dick (or cunt as the case may be)... the only thing you're doing is working your germs into everyone else's systems. Stay home!

And don't be that moron that sits behind me in a theater, airplane, restaurant, or wherever trying not to cough on the back of my neck with your infected, warm and nasty green mucus smell. And then when you're not coughing, with every breath you take I hear you gurgling as the air tries make its way past the thick and dripping snot globs in your stuffed nose and red-raw throat. I don't want your sickness!

You diseased idiots, how can you be so fucking stupid and so inconsiderate of other people's health? You may like being ill, but I don't! So, why don't you use that little pea brain that God gave you and make at least one right decision in your pathetic little existence...  Stay home!

...and get well soon 
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Blogger Babe - Aiden Starr

Aiden Starr is a very petite, 25 year old, 4’10, 90 lb, hottie. She had long, middle-of-her-back strawberry-blonde hair, a nice face with beautiful grey-green eyes, very nice blow-job lips, a friendly, yet seductive smile, three tattoos, a hot little, 32D (yes, I said “D”) 24-34 body with beautifully perfect, round & firm tits (and yes, they are real), perfectly shaped little, pink nipples, a nice flat stomach, a cute ass, nice legs, a great “Cum-fuck-me” doggy-style arch, a tiny little landing-strip of blonde pubic hair, and a completely shaved pussy with yummy pink lipps.  (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

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I saw Aiden's photos on an online agent's website and knew immediately that I wanted to hire her for a shoot. Let me be honest, the first thing I noticed about her was her great, big, beautiful boobs. Oh my… Aiden probably has the nicest set of breasts that I have ever had the pleasure of laying my hands on… uh, I mean photographing. It is no big secret that I am not really into white chicks and I don't usually shoot a tonne of them, but I am into cute, little, petite girls with hot, little bods… and I am deffo into really cute girls that have really nice tits (regardless of the color of a model's skin) and Aiden, most definitely has great tits. Yummy! But getting past her boobs, she was the complete package. I emailed her and shortly there-after she called to set up an interview. We ended up talking on the phone for probably an hour. Ok, I was already falling for her and had visions of us making passionate love for hours on end – not to mention (but I will anyway) lots of titty fucking in my visions as well. Oh, I'm a sick little puppy… No, actually I'm just a horny photographer that hasn't had any in a while.
 

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The next morning Aiden showed up (on time) for the interview and the moment she walked in the door I had to put my tongue back in my mouth, run to the bathroom and wipe the drool out of my pants… Oh my… she showed up wearing just a plain little skirt and a shortie top, but she looked awesome. Do people still use that word? “Awsome”. Anyway, she looked great. We sat around, talked, flirted, got to know each other a little (she is really nice), discussed the shoot, checked ID's, did a few nude test shots, and of course, I booked her for a shoot the following day. Duh, am I an idiot? Rhetorical question. Don't answer that.
 

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The next day (again, on time), Aiden showed up for the shoot with a song in her heart and a smile on her face. We did the required paperwork, talked, flirted, and… Dang, if she didn't do porn (and didn't have tattoos) I would so date her. Arg! Am I a hypocrite or what? Again, don't answer that. LOL. Anyway, we finally got to work and Aiden was great to work with. She did what was needed to get the shot, she held her poses, she had great tits, she had great ideas, she had great tits, she didn't complain, she had great tits, and in about 4 hours we shot nine (9) different set-ups including; schoolgirl, a hot lingerie masturbation scene, webcam, a steamy shower voyeur scene with balloons, a great and very sexy Bondage scene complete with leather blindfold, ball-gag, leather collar, wrist restraints, leather corset (fastened with padlocks), leather thong and thigh-high, black leather boots. The complete Fetish outfit and Bondage gear was supplied for the shoot by Eros Boutique. We then did a masturbation scene with Aiden dressed in a sexy, little, red latex skirt, matching latex bra and black latex boots - Oh my, she looked so fucking hot. We then finished up the day with three (3), Somnophilia scenes... Hehehehe... One asleep in the bedroom with a black nightgown, another sleeping in the bedroom with a pink negligee outfit, and finally, a girl passed out on the bathroom floor. It was wonderful to undress this big breasted sleeping girl and have my way with her – all in fantasy of course. Dang, what am I saying? It was not even fantasy – it was work. But of course I still enjoyed it – almost too much… I so have a Sleepysex, Sleeping Princess Syndrome, Somnophilia Fetish… And you know, I also find it amazing that almost every single model that I have shot a Sleeping scene with has also been really into it. I guess it's that whole fantasy, forbidden, take control, power thing. I dunno… Most, if not all, of the models had never shot this type of fetish scene, was excited about doing the scene, got very “wet” and thoroughly enjoyed it. Mmmm… Boy, am I going to have great stories to someday tell my grandchildren – LOL.
 

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After we were done shooting, we sat around talking; discussing all kinds of things, the shoot, porn, and mainstream & art photography… Aiden was great to work with and I asked her if she would be interested in doing some Art Photography with me. She was excited about it and jumped at the idea. We set up another shoot, but sadly, that day came and went with the both of us busy on other projects. Oh well, we'll do another shoot together someday soon.
 

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If you want to see more of Aiden Starr check out; "Triple X Cams," "Porn Jester's White Girls," "Peep Hole Show," "Sleepy Sex Fetish," and of course " Somnophilia – Sleepy Sex Fantasy Pics."
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I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me... and yes I would pay you to model for me. :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "Crazy Comix," "Blush Toons / Anime Girls / Hentai Babes" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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