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I think this photo was shot sometime in the late 1950's or possibly even in the very early 1960's.

Technically this is a very plain photograph. The model is just posing in front of a plain white background, and judging from the shadows, it looks to me like there were two off camera strobes - one on each side of the photographer - used to take this pic. I would have liked to see this photo with either no shadows or one good strong shadow falling across the background. But I do like the composition of the picture and the pose of the model is interesting to me as well - at first glance I thought that her hands were bound and she was hanging from the wall, but it isn't so.

Speaking of the model: Dang she has big boobs. I do not care for the look on her face - it's kinda like she has the attitude of "All right already, just take the damn picture." But her face is not bad, nose is a little pointy, but she does have expressive eyes. And did I mention that she has big boobs? Not just big boobs, but "Hootermongus" boobs. Yikes!

Summery: I actually kinda like the photo and I deffo love the model's tits... I would so "MotorBoat" those ;o)
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Friday, January 29, 2010 Friday Afternoon Westerns Oakdale      Thunder Rumbled in the distance. It's echoes seemed to bounce endlessly. Lightning struck once, then flashed three more times in quick succession. Those in the mansion felt it was a portent of things destined to unfold.      A figure moved in the lighted second story bedroom of a huge Louisiana mansion known as Oakdale. There would be much anguish in the room that night. Lightning brought out the scene in stark relief. A large negro woman dabbed at her mistress's face with a damp cloth. Her brown, bloodshot eyes turned to the tall slender young man standing at the foot of the bed. He looked at the negro, trying to avoid the sight of blood on the bed. A huge pile of bloody sheets were shoved between the sick woman's open legs.      "She's dying, Captain," the busty woman said helplessly. He turned, ignoring her. The storm drew closer.      Mamet changed the mound of cloth between the woman's legs, dropping the bright red sheets into a bucket. A slender negro girl with a kerchief on her head ran out with her hand on her mouth, and the bucket in her hand.      The young man slapped a riding crop against his leg. Those in the room jumped at the startling sound. Captain Roget seemed not to notice the pain. He continued his helpless march from one side of the bedroom to the other. A baby screamed, protesting it's hunger. After nearly half an hour the noise got through to the young man.      "Mamet, get rid of it," he said with a snarl.      "Suh?" the woman looked up, startled.      "Get that murdering child out of my house. I don't care if you drown it, hit it over the head with an ax, or give it away. I do not want that thing within my sight. NOW!" he roared, pointing toward the door. The sound woke the woman on the bed. Her eyes fluttered open. She stared sightlessly for a moment before her eyes focused on her husband.      "My baby?," she said, her mouth working to say more. I'm sorry," she finally whispered with a weak smile.      He nodded with a quick jerk of his head. His anguished face and blurry eyes focused on a lightning strike somewhere out in the middle of the cotton fields. He did not want to remember her this way. When he looked back she was gone. She had died with a looked of sadness on her once-beautiful face.      Shuddering, the negro woman closed the dead woman's eyes and hurried out of the room. In a moment the screams of the child stopped.      With a cry, Captain Roget threw the riding crop into the corner and left the room. He spent the next few hour writing out instructions for his banker and lawyer. He placed the envelopes on the mantle and called the large negro woman back into the room. After a brief discussion he left.      Captain Roget shipped out from the port of New Orleans the following day. He remained gone for the better part of 18 years.      "Oh look at that," an old negro woman pointed at the bay colt on the front lawn of the mansion. It flung it's head into the air, then tried to run, but stumbled into it's mother. Archie, the negro woman's son, stood holding the mare as the colt began to drink.      "He's born to run, missus. I think he's your best," Archie said proudly to the girl on the porch swing. A happy sigh came from the girl, hidden by the shadows of the porch. She stood and came to the railing. Her green dress flowed out and was pushed against the railing by the breeze. It billowed through in several areas. The woman's white pleated blouse did little to hide her full womanly breasts. Her brown hair and tanned face were those of her dead mother's. But only the old negro woman would have remembered that. The young woman was breathtaking, a beautiful and wealthy woman who did her best to manage the duties of running a plantation, under the stern eyes of her taskmaster Earnest Idlerod. Idlerod had been the plantation manager since he was hired by her father 18 years before.      "He has good lines," she agreed. "We'll call him Nightmare," she said happily.      "We will do no such thing," Earnest Idlerod said, strolling out of the house.      "He's my birthday present," she said, raising her chin defiantly.      "Nightmare is not appropriate for a plantation of such prestige, Myrtle" he said pompously, flipping a hand at the horse.      "He's mine and I can name him anything I want," she insisted.      "Not while I'm..." he stopped suddenly. His eyes widened. Captain Roget, still dressed for the sea, stood looking at him from across the back of the mare. Earnest rubbed his eyes, thinking it was a ghost. But the stern unblinking eyes stared holes through his soul. He felt himself shuddering. He leaned against the railing for support.      "She's right of course," Captain Roget said, strolling around the horse with his hands behind his back. "The young lady has reached the age of majority. Your services are no longer required," Captain Roget said. "You will be properly compensated for your loyalty."      "But sir, she's not..."      "Now," Captain Roget pointed toward the road, without raising his voice. Idlerod turned and fled.      "Who are you?" Myrtle asked with wonder and excitement.      "Your father," Mamet hissed from the side of her mouth.      "Daddy?" the girl called excitedly.      "Captain," he corrected, strolling up on the porch. Myrtle's face fell. She started to speak and stopped. Captain Roget stalked into the house.      "He... he can't be my father," Myrtle gasped in disappointment.      "He is, child, and show him the proper respect. He can be mean," her eyes went to the open door. "The death of your mother spawned a demon in that man. I wonder why he's here?"      "For my birthday?" Myrtle asked excitedly.      "He never came for your other birthdays," she mumbled. "I don't like it."      "I will go in and soften him up," Myrtle laughed.      "Stay away from him," Mamet warned. But she was talking to the girl's back. She bounced happily up the steps and disappeared inside.      "Put those horses away," Mamet called to her son. "Call the hands in, the Captain may want to look them over. Tell your father that he's here, he's supervising the plowing of the south 160."      "Yes mama."      Thunder rumbled in the distance. Mamet listened to the dozens of echoes, before the thunder clap murmured into obscurity. Mamet shivered and whispered a prayer. She wished she could hide until she saw the Captain retreating down the long driveway. But she knew she couldn't. And what if he never left?      Myrtle suddenly rushed out of the house. She was almost in tears. She looked stricken.      "All hell is about to cut loose," Mamet said aloud, looking at the storm.      Captain Roget wiped his mouth on a white napkin and laid it on his lap. He looked at Mamet, standing by the mantle, and beckoned her forward.      "Mamet, turn the keys over to my daughter," he said without preamble. Mamet nodded wordlessly. The key's were symbolic only in most cases. Although there was a key to the family safe and smoke house on the ring. She kept the keys hanging on the wall of her room. The symbolism of the keys centered around the management of the plantation house. She who held the keys, controlled the home.      "Miss Roget," he spoke quietly to his daughter at the far end of the table. "Do you feel you are adroit enough to assume these duties?"      "Father?" she asked in surprise. Her glass of red wine tipped and spread over the white table cloth, and her flowing white dress. She gasped and jumped up with an oath.      "Possibly not," he said with a twist of his mouth.      "Daddy, that's not fair," she gasped, tossing her napkin on the table.      "Do not address me as daddy like a common street tramp. I am a captain, address me as such."      "This isn't your ship, daddy," she said defiantly. After getting over her initial nervousness, defiance was easy. She had been defying Earnest Idlerod for years.      "Really?" he said in a deceptively mild voice.      "She..."      "Shut up, Mamet," he said, cutting her off as she automatically came to Myrtle's rescue.      "I will not be treated like one of your negroes," Myrtle said triumphantly.      "No, you won't," he said. "Mamet, get me three large men from the slave's quarters," he said, standing and advancing toward Myrtle. Mamet turned and rushed out. Myrtle was disdainful of her quick obedience. In a moment Archie, and two other hands known as Jonah and Willie stood near the mantle. They looked fearful. Captain Roget looked them over for a moment and nodded.      "Gentlemen, my daughter has ruined beautiful new dress. Rip all clothing from her body and toss it into the fireplace. Everything!" he commanded over her objections.      Myrtle's mouth dropped open in disbelief. The three men hesitated for only a moment. Mamet moaned in fear.      Myrtle tried to turn and run, but they caught her before she took more than three steps. Myrtle shrieked and struggled. Archie held her in his strong arms while Jonah and Willie tore the clothing from her body. Her breasts were bared first. Everyone paused for a moment as the mammoth globes of white flesh were laid bare. They bounced gently in the subtle lamplight.      "Continue," Captain Roget called. The three men continued with no further prompting. "Mamet, get me my riding crop," he ordered.      "But suh, do you really wanna do this?" she asked in a pleading voice.      "Yes. Don't make me tell you twice."      "Yes suh."      She returned with the 20 year old crop held in her hands. She reluctantly surrendered it beneath his stern gaze.      Myrtle now stood in all her glorious naked beauty. The contrast between her ivory white complexion, and the sun darkened men standing around her, was startling. Captain Roget grabbed Myrtle by the hair and dragged her over to the door. He pushed her hair into the crack of the door, near the upper hinge, and pulled the door closed. She stood caught in the door, naked, horrified and afraid.      "You will address me as CAPTAIN!" he yelled, bringing the crop down on her perfectly shaped ass. She screamed, an unearthly heart-rending scream of one who has never been mistreated before. It was a vocal scream, as well as an eruption of the soul. She struggled to pull her hair from the door, but it was impossible.      "You will speak to me with RESPECT!" he screamed, bringing the riding crop down again. She screamed again, then hung helplessly sobbing.      "And you will give me immediate obedience!" he said in a calmer voice, slashing the piece of leather across her shapely ass one last time. She simply hung sobbing now. He dragged the end of the crop through the delicate valley between her legs. She shuddered. He ran it over and around each breast. She opened her eyes, a look of pleading in them. He noticed the smoothness and gentle sweep of her neck up to her firm, proud chin. He saw how her breasts were large, but firm. The cleavage started well up on her chest, just below her neck. Her waist was slender, her stomach firm, and her light brown bush was shapely, almost manicured. Her pussy was small and delicate. He looked her over as he would one of the prize race horses on the plantation. He took in all her best features, and all her flaws.      He dropped the riding crop and sat in a wicker chair. He looked his daughter over again from a distance. She mirrored his lost Cynthia in so many ways. This angered him even more. How dare she take on the features of the lovely woman she had murdered.      "Which of you three are best hung?" he asked the three slaves, who had been looking on in awe. They murmured and looked back and forth for a moment. Jonah finally stepped forward.      "Take her, and spare no gentleness in the doing," he said, pointing at Myrtle. Mamet cried out and rushed forward. Captain Roget's stern gaze stopped her. Mamet wrung her hands helplessly, returning to her place by the fireplace.      Breeding slaves was as much a science as breeding horses. Males were known as bucks. They were commonly selected for their best features and bred to outstanding negro females. There was no false humility, no hesitation as Jonah stepped up to the young woman, dropping his shirt as he approached. He touched her ivory white skin. She shivered and tried to jerk away. He grabbed her by the chin and turned her to face him. His large calloused hands mashed her breasts until she screamed in pain. He reached down and placed his fingers in her pussy. He rubbed it gently, then placed the ends of his fingers in his mouth. He smiled down at her as he tasted her pussy. He was not surprised to find her pussy moist. Pain could do that to some people. He was not surprised to find her lily white ass responding to the whip.      He started around her. He stepped on the whip and looked down in surprise. He looked up at the Captain with a question in his eyes. Lightning struck nearby. Thunder deafened them for a moment, then rolled away into obscurity.      "Go ahead," the Captain nodded.      Jonah reached down and grabbed the whip. Myrtle began struggling. She screamed as a sharp jerk pulled several strands of hair from her head. Crying again, she leaned as far from Jonah as she could. He gleefully brought the whip down across her sweet ass. She screamed, glaring hatred at the large slave. She pulled again, with her hands wrapped around her hair. Everyone noticed that she finally pulled her hair part way out of the door. She pulled again three more times and was suddenly free.      Myrtle turned and sprinted for the far door, the one leading outside. Archie sprinted forward to intercept her.      "Leave her," Mamet screamed. Archie slid to a halt.      "Stop her," Captain Roget amended in a quiet voice.      Archie's huge hand clamped onto Myrtle's slender white arm. She fell to the floor, struggling to break his grip.      "Since you are so determined to come to her aid, it is only fair that she repay your loyalty," Captain Roget said to Mamet.      "Sit in that chair," he pointed to Myrtle's chair at the end of the table. "Face it in this direction," he ordered as she started to sit, facing the table.      "But suh," she said, shaking her hair.      "Don't argue with me, Mamet. You have been with my family your entire life. Don't give me reason now to alter that arrangement. You have your own family to think about, do you not?"      "I do," Mamet said, taking a seat in the chair.      "Take off your undergarments," Captain Roget said. Mamet hesitated for a moment, then ruffled cloth until her linen pantaloons lay at her feet.      "Excellent," Captain Roget said in satisfaction. Jonah, take the young miss over to Mamet. Now place her between the woman's legs," he said, his face growing animated for the first time.      "Lift your skirts," Captain Roget ordered. Mamet shuffled the cloth of her skirts until she could lift them up to her waist. Myrtle sat on hands and knees, sobbing. Jonah stood behind her with her twisted hair in his hand. Mamet looked at Archie uncomfortably. Archie turned away.      "You may leave, Archie," Captain Roget said quietly. Archie ran out of the room. The door boomed behind him. Lightning struck. Thunder crashed from one side of the valley to the other. Down at the landing rain and hail began pelting the rough surface of the water. An alligator slid beneath the surface, hiding from the punishing marbles of ice.      "Lick her," Captain Roget screamed. Jonah pushed Myrtle forward and held her face in position. Myrtle pinched her lips closed, her face twisted in defiance.      "DO IT!!! Captain Roget screamed. Myrtle's mouth flew open and was instantly filled with the pink pussy flesh of the old woman.      "Now fuck her Jonah," Captain Roget ordered. He licked his lips. His eyes sparkled with an evil fire. Mamet looked down at the white girl between her beefy legs and closed her eyes in horror. Nothing good can come of this, she thought.      Myrtle was holding her mouth still. Her open mouth was filled with the moist sex of the old woman, but she refused to go any farther. She would not lick or suck the woman like a common whore.      Jonah untied his pants and let them drop around his ankles. Everyone gasped. A foot of dark brown meat hung between his legs. It was all of 3 inches thick, but as long as a bull.      "My word," Captain Roget said, feeling inadequate. He had not made love to a woman in 18 years. He had a hearty hate for all woman. With each passing year his penis grew smaller. But even at his prime he could not come close to matching Jonah's great size. He licked his lips in anticipation. His eyes were glued to his daughter's naked ass. It was so white, so perfect, just like her mother's.      "Fuck her," Captain Roget whispered angrily.      Jonah held the tip of his cock in his hand and slid it against Myrtle's sweet virginal pussy. He pushed relentlessly. Myrtle squealed. Her hands went to Mamet's fat legs. She tried to raise up, but Jonah held her down with a hand on her hair. She struggled, then screamed as the head of Jonah's cock leaped into her pussy. Her maidenhead tore, fire shot through her crotch and she was suddenly full of meat. She gasped at the horrible pain, and the unfamiliar fullness and tingling pleasure. Jonah began his slow slide in and out of the deflowered virgin. His cock seemed endless. It took several seconds to slide it's full length into her pussy, then begin the long journey back out again.      Myrtle was grunting like an animal. She still had her hands on Mamet's fat legs, but now she was licking and sucking furiously. Despite the circumstances, the agile tongue and hot mouth had Mamet moaning in pleasure. She had never felt cunninglus before, she did not approve of it. As far as she knew it was a French perversion practiced only in France itself, and perhaps inside the confines of New Orleans.      But at that moment she would have done anything to prolong the pleasure filling her crotch. Her loins boiled and burned. Her ass felt unnaturally warm. Her asshole itched, wishing for a strong cock to fill it. Mason, her husband, loved to fill her ass with hot meat. Now she craved that meat more than ever.      Mamet's fat, dimpled, jiggling legs closed in on each side of Myrtle's face, trapping her in place. Mamet's eyes were on Jonah's long, glistening brown cock, which looked so wonderful filling Myrtle's sweet pussy. The color of his cock hid the blood which flowed from her deflowered womanhood. The tiny lips of her pussy were stretched out of shape around his huge piece of meat. It looked wonderful, Mamet thought. She might call on the services of Jonah herself later.     Myrtle began mouthing Mamet's sex with particular vehemence. Mamet cried out. Her hands went to Myrtle's head and pulled it forward, wedging it tightly between her mammoth legs. Myrtle was doing a very good job of eating her pussy, for an unwilling participant. Mamet suddenly wondered just how much Myrtle really objected to eating the pussy of her black mentor. Not at all, if her current actions were germane.      "Easy, child," Mamet whispered. Myrtle's eyes flew open. She looked around herself in surprise, but she continued mouthing the wet pussy before her. She jerked when the long cock was push all the way in, coming up against a hard spot inside her pussy. The additional contact thrilled her to her very soul. Her eyes clouded over. Only the animal-like cock filling her pussy was real to her now, nothing else. It was a rough way to be introduced to the wonderful world of sex, but at least she had the best cock possible filling her tortured pussy at the moment.      "Oh lord," Mamet groaned. Myrtle looked up at Mamet's twisted face. Mamet was sweating. Her eyes were looking up at the ceiling. Her hands held Myrtle's sweet innocent face trapped between her legs.      "Ugh," Jonah said suddenly. He increased his momentum. The slap of his hips against the rubbery cheeks of Myrtle's ass was loud in the room.      Captain Roget slid forward on the edge of his seat, sensing that the show was almost over. All three of them were getting close to an orgasm.      Jonah huffed with each stroke. His coal black face glistened with sweat. Lightning flashed, now far away. Thunder rumbled eventually, creating a quiet, apologetic sound in the distance.      "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh," Mamet chanted. She ran her hands through Myrtle's hair. She rocked forward and back, mashing her wet sex against the girl's mouth.      Jonah was pelting her ass now, forcing his cock inside even more than he had before. Myrtle was torn between the pain of his had cock coming up against the object in her pussy, or the fire it created as it churned her excited flesh. Jonah was speaking in tongues, mumbling words that did not exist. His eyes were closed, his right hand was on his hip, and drops of sweat littered Myrtle's small, shapely back. He still retained his grip on her hair, but it was a lose grip.      "Oh yes," Mamet screamed. She leaned back and shuddered, throwing her huge fat legs wide to allow Myrtle full contact. She hunched her pussy forward, smashing it into the willing girl's sweet face.      Being assaulted from behind, she was being pushed into Mamet with terrible force. But her thoughts were centered inward. She concentrated on the great fire in her pussy. Even her swinging breasts were on fire. She wished to have them held, sucked, even mashed. She put one of her own hands on her right breast and kneaded it gently. That slight stimulation was all it took to send her crashing into a horrendous orgasm. She stiffened, a look of horror on her face, Mamet's pussy still held in her mouth, and jerked violently on Jonah's long cock. She felt impaled, like a butterfly on a pin. She flapped and jerked helplessly, on the long, impaling member. She had an additional treat when Jonah's cock began spurting white hot cum into her loins. She shivered with delicate ecstasy. He gently churned her pussy flesh with his long rod. The throbbing piece of meat felt even larger inside her now. The dull ache of her innermost womanhood seemed to add to the thrill of her first fuck. She didn't know that the dull ache was a battered cervix, which would give her horrible pain over the next few days. She would be bedridden. But the wild memories of that night would sustain her. Her father, in his evil and crude way, had opened a whole new way of life for her. It was not the pleasant and innocent way she had grown up with, it was the harsh reality of a world where she had to be crude, where she had to be master.      "Now give her the keys," Captain Roget said, standing and grabbing a chicken leg from the tray on the table. Myrtle lay gasping between Mamet's huge fat legs. She stood slowly and looked at each slave, then her father's retreating back. She wished that she could throw a knife. She would impale him before he slunk out of sight. She looked at Mamet, knowing that the full story would pass through the slave quarters in a matter of hours. How could she face all those faces, with them knowing what she had done. Even now Jonah was grinning sheepishly at the distraught girl. With a shuddering sob, Myrtle ran up to her room.      "No you won't!" Myrtle screamed at Mason. The pleasant, sunlit day was a treat after the storm of the night before. But there was a different storm lashing out at them all, and Mason was feeling the brunt of it.      "Ma'am?"      "You will not repair the roof on the barn, you will finish plowing the 160 like I told you. Do you hear me Mason?" she threatened. "Obey me or I will have you whipped like one of the common field hands."      "Yesum," he said, shuffling from one foot to the other. Melanie, what are you doing here?" Myrtle asked suddenly. "Aren't you supposed to be picking seeds in the cotton shed? You should be dying cotton tomorrow."      "Yesum," the young, coal black girl said, giving a quick curtsy. "But my mama is sick. I would like to go to Norlens to see her. I'm afeard she may die."      "Get your lazy behind back on the job I put you too, girl. If you ever want to see your mother again, don't let me catch you slacking off. Do you hear me!" Myrtle screamed.      "Yesum," the girl said, running out.      Captain Roget had been sanding by, just a few feet away, hidden in the shadows. The trace of a smile crinkled the corners of his eyes. He put on his triangular hat and ran his hand down the crease.      "You are the master," he mumbled, turning away. He wandered down the long driveway to the landing, unnoticed. THE END! . posted by: Neo . Sex Tales of the Old West - Antique Porn & Erotic Western Stories .

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I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the late 1950's or possibly even in the very early 1960's.

I guess that this pic is playing off the whole Harem Girl Theme - which has always been fairly popular in the fantasies of men (and women).

Technically this is not a great pic, but it certainly is a fun picture. The lighting is not bad - actually it is pretty well "lit". Nice lighting on the background, the model is well lit, and there is a nice rim light on her head. The use of shadows and contrast is good... The pose is fun, the props are cheezy (but they work), and then set is nicely done.

The model deffo looks like she is having a good time. She has a nice face, pretty smile, beautiful blonde hair, big boobies with big nipples, and her figure is pretty good - though she does look a little thick in the middle.

Summery: I like the photo and I like the model and I would so like to have her to be the Harem Girl that makes my fantasies cum true ;o)
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Friday, January 22, 2010 . Adult Erotica - ASIAN SUBMISSIVE "Mrs. Tate wishes to seed you in the bathroom, immediately," Gordon Tate said to the beautiful oriental submissive, "you may finish polishing the silverware later!!!" "Yes, sir," Miki Lee replied while averting her master's gaze, "right away!!!" The completely naked young woman quickly made her way to the gigantic bathroom just off the Tate's personal bedroom, and as was usually the custom, Valerie Tate was lolling in the whirlpool bath, waiting for the Asian beauty to join her in the swirling waters!!! "Did you finish with the silver service, dear," Valerie Tate asked evenly!?! "No, ma'am," Miki asked softly, "almost!" "Well, I have a much more important duty for you to take care of," the fortyish woman offered gently, "now please, climb in and join me!!!  As much as Valerie Tate loved a good hard fucking by a big cock, there was something very special about being breast to breast with a beautiful young woman who would do your bidding with no questions asked!!! Valerie pulled Miki's mouth to her own, and as the passion roiled up in both of them, their tongues intertwined while their breathing grew increasingly shallow!!! After breaking their kiss and softly caressing the young woman's face, Valerie Tate whispered, "Do you like living with Mr. Tate and me, darling!?!" "Oh, yes, Mrs. Tate," Miki replied quickly, "I would not care to live anywhere else, I am here to serve you!!!" "Mmmmmm," the older woman hummed, "would that include sucking my pussy!?!" "Please," the little Japanese female begged, "may I serve your vagina!?!" A broad smile spread over Valerie's face as Miki let her mouth come to rest on her sex, and with a slight tensing of her vulva, the horny Mistress signaled her twenty year old charge to commence her sucking!!! What was so erotic about Miki's oral technique, was that incredibly, her tongue barely made contact with Valerie's genitals as it flitted like a butterfly over the older woman's bulging labia, leaving her shaking with orgasm that left her drained and gasping for breath!!! She was right in the middle of one such climax when Gordon Tate entered the bathroom and plopped down on a chair while watching his wife being consumed by the fire ignited by Miki's hot mouth and tongue!!!  Miki had a classic Japanese body, standing about five feet three inches, weighing in at 105 pounds, with long straight black hair, small but perfectly shaped B-cup breasts, and of course, a perfectly trimmed pubic patch that left her lips completely bare and available to any interested mouth!!! "My, my," Gordon Tate said with a chuckle, "I wish that you'd cum like that for me, Val, I'm afraid that you're hurting my feelings!!!" "Oh, pooh on you, Gordie," Valerie Tate replied with a laugh, "you just don't realize what that girl can do with her talented tongue, she's just a natural!!!" "I guess," Gordie replied with a sigh, "but now it's my turn, so if you're finished with her, it's my turn!!!" Before letting the Asian beauty escape her clutches, Valerie gave her one last kiss, and released her to her husband's charge!!!  Gordon Tate helped Miki from the slippery tub, and after aiding in drying her off, he directed her to a chair that was designed for giving pubic hair trims and shaves, so with her legs spread wide apart and resting in special stirrups, her vagina was bulging totally open and available to her Master's touch!!! "You seem to be quite aroused, my dear," he commented softly, "would you care for some oral stimulation!?!" "Oh, yes, Master," she sighed, "I would be honored to accept your mouth on my open vagina!!!" While in some respects Miki had the body of an adolescent girl, with her slim hips and small breast, her pussy, however, was just the opposite as it's bare lips bulged obscenely in an open overt invitation to any and all oral service that was offered to it!!! And while the young Asian might have tried concealing her excitement, it would have been a fruitless exercise in that her fat dripping vagina and large exposed clitoris would have been dead give aways to her pervasive and total arousal!!!  Now taking his place between her pretty thighs, Gordon Tate took in a deep breath of the intoxicating aroma of her hot sex, and immediately his cock stiffened as if being blown up like a birthday balloon!!! As was his wont, a long full lick of her outer labia brought a deep and satisfying moan from the young woman, which was quickly followed up by another more intimate tonguing of her inner lips which caused her to lurch slightly as his tongue tip snapped hard over her fully erected clitoris!!! "I think our little slut enjoys getting her pussy eaten," Gordie commented to Valerie between strokes, "do you think I should concentrate on her clit!?!" Now in most cases Miki never spoke unless either Mr. or Mrs. Tate directed a question in her direction, but with her pussy turned on way beyond normal arousal, both Gordon and Valerie was stunned when out of the blue Miki begged in weak voice, "P-please, help me, I-I can't stand it another second!!!"  Gordie looked over to a surprised Valerie, and offered, "I'm afraid we can't let that pass, Miki is going to have to be punished for her insubordination!!!" Immediately the young woman tensed up in fear, and in a small shaky voice begged, "I-I sorry for my behavior, but please, don't punish me, Master!!!" While his fingers gently massaged her now gaping slit, Gordon Tate replied evenly, "you know the rules, and this isn't the first time you have betrayed me, so now you must pay the price!!!" ""What are you going to do to her, Gordon," Valerie asked while masturbating her own hard clit, "make it fucking good, okay, I wanna cum really hard watching her!!!" "Too, bad, Miki, Mrs. Tate wants to see you punished, too," Gordie said softly while reaching under the counter and pulling out the biggest dildo that Miki had ever seen in her life, "and I believe that this will cure you of anymore loose talk, don't you, Val!?!"  Even Valerie was a little stunned when she saw the immense size of the latex destroyer, and even though it was an incredible turn on, she still managed to stammer, "Jesus christ, Gordie, a-are you really gonna fuck her with that, you might kill her!?!" Now chuckling a bit, Gordon replied softly, "Of course I'm going to fuck her with it, you want it don't you, dear," he asked the now trembling girl!?! "I-I don't know," she gasped while the fury in her cunt boiled over inside of her steaming pussy, "i-it's so huge, I'm so afraid!?!" "It's suppose to be huge," Gordon replied softly, "just the right size for a little tight Japanese pussy, don't you think!?!" While his fingers continued their incessant strumming of her vulva, he slowly ran the tennis ball size head up and down her fat hot cunt lips and asked, "Are you ready dear, are you ready to accept your punishment!?!"  With the titanic size of the monster forcing its way past the young woman's out lips, it was almost as if it were child birth in reverse, and the accompanying scream that filled the room only seemed to strengthen that proposition!!! "I believe she's in a bit of discomfort," Gordon said to his wife, who by now was glassy eyed while staring at the split wide open crotch of the delirious young Asian!!! Both women were now beyond speaking, but it was Miki who was on the verge of monumental orgasms as the thick cudgel like weapon disappeared inside of her pussy!!! From the bathtub, Valerie gasped, "F-fuck her, Gordie, show the little cunt she's to speak only when spoken to, teach the little bitch a lesson, ohhhhh, fuck that so good!!!" Miki's cunt had become a cauldron of pain and pleasure as a full ten inches of thickness was pressed inside of her, but the real explosion occurred when Gordie slowly at first began stroking in and out of her with controlled fury!!! "Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," she screamed as her cunt tried in vain to grip the invading monster, "I-I'm cumming so fucking hard, ohhhh yes, fuck me harder!!!"  This was something Gordon would never understand about women, here was a tiny slip of a thing, who only a few minutes ago was positively dreading the fucking she was about to receive, but incredibly, in the space of only five or ten minutes, she not only was accepting the massive invader, she was relishing in it and begging for more until she was crashing in a avalanche of climaxes that would have surely killed a much more powerful male!!! Valerie had timed her own cum to match that of her submissive, and the two women now lay not more than eight feet apart, totally and completely wrecked, with Miki lying back dazed with a twelve inch dildo hanging out of her well fucked cunt!!!  With Miki almost in zombie like state, Gordon stood next to her face, and furiously jerked his load onto the unsuspecting girl's face while saying, "Lesson offered, lesson learned!!! . The End! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica .

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Friday Funnies

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Emma Cummings
 

Cumming in Two Weeks

Emma Cummings

Japanese Shunga
 

Adult Movie Pass
 

AC MOVIE PASS

This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls 
 

Somnophilia Sleepysex Fantasy

UpDates & Reviews

"Teen Shower Cam" - Galleries of sexy women and barely legal teens in the shower and bath. Plus new voyeur & hidden shower cam galleries.

"Teen Shower Cam" I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new and very pretty design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. The site has many galleries of hot babes in the shower & bath, plus hidden cam and vintage porn galleries. The galleries are rotated each month so there are always hot, new and wet babes to look at. "Teen Shower Cam" is a member of the "CyberAge Platinum" Network and that means - not only do you get access to thousands of other sites when you join, but also that it's a damn good site! Click on the link, take the FREE tour and find out for yourself.

"Teen Twins"- Hardcore galleries of sexy lesbian twin sisters. Paternal, fraternal and some sexy girls that just look alike. Plus XXX movies, live chat and more.

"Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian twins (or some girls that just alike). I really like the site. Of course, I love the babes on the site; there're some really sexy ones. And to make it even better, they're twins. They're not just twins, they're lesbian twins. Well actually not all of them are twins. Some are just hot lesbians that look alike... So,  Shhhhh, don't tell anybody. Let's keep it our little secret - LOL. Anyway, I like the design of the site. Of course I do... I designed it - LOL. Aside from the aesthetics, it's easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and did I mention - tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot some of the pics, but the majority, I licensed from an image broker. And because "Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.

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"Kinky Komix" is a sexy hardcore toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, fast loading and very enticing. Inside there are thirteen galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a very strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Kinky Komix" is a  "Adult Check Gold ®" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to the exclusive "AC Members Area," access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, exclusive pictorials and videos, and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.

New & Redesigned
"Mega-Voyeur" - Galleries of hidden cams, toilet cams, shower cams and lots of other voyeur, amateur, upskirt and down blouse pics of cute teens, college girls, horny housewives and other masturbating babes.

"Mega Voyeur" is a "Adult Check Gold" site. It's just what the name implies; a "MEGA" Voyeur site! It has tons of different galleries of hot young babes changing clothes, taking showers, masturbating and doing the things that girls do when they think they're alone. It also has upskirt galleries, amateur galleries and pregnant voyeur galleries. Banner advertising is kept to a minimal, galleries are updated monthly and there are no annoying pop-ups or consoles. Membership is only $24.95 a month and that not only gives you access to "Mega-Voyeur," but also to thousands of other adult sites, chat rooms, movies, etc.. So, if you like peeping through windows, spying on innocent girls and/or looking up skirts, then "Mega-Voyeur" is deffo a site you should take a peek at - Pun intended! LOL.

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"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" features over 50 galleries of Asian Schoolgirls, Porn Stars, Cheerleaders, Lesbians and just some really sweet & cute Asian Teens. Plus erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient. "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The layout is very surfer friendly; there are no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So check out "Porn Jester's Asian Girls". You won't be disappointed.

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"ProsTiToons" features many full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3d toons, street walker stories, pimps, horny hentai hotties, animated bukkake babes, big titty toons, naughty pen & ink pin-ups, anime, manga, special "Stripper Toons," exclusive "ProsTiToons" & "Pervert Jack" galleries, flash movies and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "ProsTiToons" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge Platinum" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an CyberAge Platinum Member, you get FREE access to all the CyberAge sites - that's over 300,000 sites. And you also get FREE access to all the "EXCLUSIVE" CyberAge features; XXX Movies, Live Cam Feeds, CyberAge Personals, Live Chat - 24/7, Model of the Week Galleries and so much more. So give "ProsTiToons" a click.

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"Blush Toons / Anime Girls" features many full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore & very funny adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground manga comix, real Japanese anime, bishoujo babes, cute kawaii porn, anime girls drenched in cum, shibari bondage toons, sexy blush babes, big titty dekapai cartoons, fantasy cosplay characters, exclusive "Stripper Toons" galleries, exclusive "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" comix, and tons of high quality art; illustrated by today's top artists. "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" has great and very colorful outside splash pages with free tours and tons of free samples. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a very nice, clean and simple design. The layout is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. It's a great anime / toons site with tonnes of content and if I didn't already own this site, I would certainly buy a membership.
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Cuntoons is one of the first and original cartoon porn sites on the net. Up and running for over ten years strong with fresh and new adult cartoon content added monthly. Cuntoons has XXX Adult Comic Books, Illustrated Erotic Stories, Flash Movies, 3D Porn, Uncensored, Underground Comix, Hardcore Hentai, Japanese Anime, Manga Comics, and Lots More.
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Island Girls of Jamaica
 

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Sleepy Sex Fetish @ www.SleepySexFetish.com
 

Sleeping Girl Photos

"Sleepy Sex Fetish" - Somnophilia Sleeping Sex Fantasy. Sexy women and barely legal teen girls getting fucked in their sleep. An adult "Sleeping Girl" website.
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Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

Doggy Style Divas

Yummy Blogger Babes
 

Blog Babe

Jennifer

Tramp Stamps - Tattooed Teens
 

Tramp Stamps - Tattooed Teens

Sleep Carry
 

Sleep Carry Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or Torment! Sleep Carry is a FREE "Lift & Carry" site for the Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us. Photo Galleries / Cartoons / Stories

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

You give me a little CASH. I give you a lot of PORN - It's simple, very straight forward and a great money-saving deal.

Pervert Jack - The Lovable Pervert

Poetry - Semen
 

Gothic Horror Tales @ www.GothicHorrorTales.com
 

Gothic Horror Tales

Nude Latina Teens @ www.NudeLatinaTeens.com
 

Nude Latina Teens

Barely legal 18 & 19 year old Latina Teens, Naughty Spanish Schoolgirls and Sexy Mexican Cheerleaders getting naked, spreading wide and showing nice, tight, pink, teen pussy.
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Sexy Adult Cartoons & Erotic Pin Up Art
 

Crazy Comix

Fetish & Bondage Gear by Eros Boutique
 

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Leather Ball Gag, Collar & Wrist Restraint System Supplied by Eros Boutique

The Leather Ball Gag, Leather Collar & Wrist Restraint System were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Hairy Tuesday

It seems so strange that a Hairy Pussy is now considered a fetish... Mmmm, I so love Hairy Pussy... Not like an overgrown jungle or anything like that, but a nice, trimmed, silky-soft, natural looking bush is just puuurrfect. Here Kitty Kitty...
 

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Monday, January 18, 2010

Women in Uniform
 

Monday Toons

Three Rude Jokes

1. A salesman rang the bell at a home, and the door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar.  Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked the young man, "Is your mother home?"  The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked, "What the fuck do you think?"

2. One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minute later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

3. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? 
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Sunday, January 17, 2010

Sickos - Stay Home!

To all you sick mother fuckers out there... If you are sick, have the flu, a sore throat, are coughing, running a fever, throwing up, have the runs, or just don't feel good - then stay the fuck at home! Duh!... I, and I am pretty sure most everybody else in this world, do not want your fucking germs invading our bodies! Keep them to yourself!

Don't be that asshole that is sick with a cold or a flu and goes to the gym to "work it out of your system." Yeah, you know who you are! You stupid dick (or cunt as the case may be)... the only thing you're doing is working your germs into everyone else's systems. Stay home!

And don't be that moron that sits behind me in a theater, airplane, restaurant, or wherever trying not to cough on the back of my neck with your infected, warm and nasty green mucus smell. And then when you're not coughing, with every breath you take I hear you gurgling as the air tries make its way past the thick and dripping snot globs in your stuffed nose and red-raw throat. I don't want your sickness!

You diseased idiots, how can you be so fucking stupid and so inconsiderate of other people's health? You may like being ill, but I don't! So, why don't you use that little pea brain that God gave you and make at least one right decision in your pathetic little existence...  Stay home!

...and get well soon 
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Blogger Babe - Lucy Fire

Lucy Fire is a very cute, but very naughty, 19 year old, 5’3, 110 lb, all natural, just past the shoulder, redhead (the cuff deffo matches the collar), with a pretty face, beautiful and bright green eyes, an innocent smile, a nice teen body, tiny teen tits with light (almost invisible) pink nipples, tiny waist, nice flat stomach, a cute butt, young creamy thighs, and a shaved pussy with just a little landing strip of red hair and a hot flame tattoo.  (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

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I met Lucy Fire through my friend, Big Lou. And just like the last shoot of Aubrey Addams I did for him, he again called me and asked if I would like to shoot the box cover for an adult porn film he was producing. Even though I already knew that he seldom shoots ethnic chicks (my favorite), I immediately said “yes”. Not only because I needed more diversity in my stable of models, but also because I love shooting hot nude babes – regardless of their heritage. Okay… not only those two reasons, but… shooting a box cover is always good for my career – see how far and well-known it has gotten me so far – LOL
 

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Anyway, he told me where and when the shoot was and a few days later I showed up and was ready to shoot. I had no idea who the model was, nor what she looked like, but once I saw her sweet, young face and her natural Red Hair, I knew that I wanted to shoot her – not only with my camera, but with my love-gun as well. Dang, that sounds so bad… but hey, she was young, hot, and had such a fuckable air about her that a lot of my thoughts went straight to her pussy. Speaking of which… yes indeed, she does have a flame tattoo there – I guess that you could call her a real “Fire Crotch”. I am not really into tatts, but it was kinda cute.
 

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Lucy went into makeup, then wardrobe, and a short while later she emerged in a really cute Cheerleader outfit. She came to the set and we immediately started shooting. Now this next part is almost verbatim from the Box Cover shoot I did with Aubrey Addams… It was deffo like Déjà vu, so instead of actually retyping all of it, I am just going to cut and paste it and change the name from Aubrey to Lucy – LOL… “Even through Big Lou kept checking his watch, and I really did not have a lot of time, I knew that I had enough time to work with Lucy and get some really nice shots for his Box Cover – not to mention shooting enough content to put together a couple sets for myself. I had her for about a half an hour and in those 30 minutes we shot almost 300 photos. YIKES! I'm not good at math, but that's like one picture every six seconds. No wonder I was tired and sore by the time I got home from the set.”
 

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Lucy Fire was a pleasure to work with. She moved smoothly from one pose to the next and in those thirty (30) minutes she posed, teased, stripped naked, went doggy style, spread her pink little pussy lips wide, sucked her own tits, masturbated, and did everything she was supposed to do to get a good shot. And if I was not so busy concentrating on the actual job of being a professional photographer, I certainly would have gotten a “wood.” Ok, I have to be honest… I actually started to get a “wood”… especially when she looked at me with those beautiful and innocent green eyes that were saying “I want to fuck you.” In reality, it was just my over-active imagination that was hearing her say that… but it was nice to hear regardless.
 

Porn Jester's Extreme Schoolgirls

Speaking of reality… what I was really hearing was Big Lou saying that they are on a tight schedule and for me to stop day (wet) dreaming, stop flirting, and to finish the job… Ok, Ok… I hear you… But I had to take just a few more shots… I brought along a Sex Blogger T-shirt (Sex Blogger Store) and also a Pervert Jack T-shirt (Pervert Jack Store) for Lucy to pose in. And she did so, with a big smile on her face. And as she was pulling off the shirts, Big Lou was leading her to the next set and telling me I had five (5) minutes to shoot this set as well. And I did so in (10) ten minutes.
 

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It was a simple bedroom set and in my (10) ten minutes we shot over 100 images… Yikes!!! We did not have time for wardrobe or toys, so most of these shots were just of Lucy posing nude, spreading wide, masturbating, and showing off her tattooed pussy; got some great close-ups. Anyway, I finished up, gave huggz and was out the door – leaving Big Lou, Lucy Fire, and the rest of the cast & crew to make their movie.
 

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And while you are waiting for me to put Lucy Fire on some of my websites, you can check her out in “LA Cheerleaders” - Directed by Tiger Elwood and Produced by Big Lou / SmutWorks. Enjoy!
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Porn Jester's Extreme Squirters - Hot and Gorgeous Babes Squirting

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me... and yes I would pay you to model for me. :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "Crazy Comix," "Blush Toons / Anime Girls / Hentai Babes" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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