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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

This photo was done sometime in the 1950's (I think).

Technically, there is really nothing to say about this pic; it's flat, it's boring, it's all grey and that's about it.

Artistically, it's really stupid. But for some reason I like this pic. It brought a smile to my face. Why? I'm not sure. Maybe it was a smile of  "I cannot believe this pic" or maybe it was a smile because the model deffo conveys the feeling that she feels like an idiot posing for this pic and she cannot believe that she actually let the photographer talk her into doing it. I don't know... it just amuses me - LOL

The model - aside from looking like a dunce, she's pretty hot. Nice legs, nice bod (even though she is sucking in her gut a bit), really nice little titties and a cute face. I'd do her - with or without the cap. :o)

The photo works for me, only because I feel bad for the model.
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Friday, October 17, 2008 Adult Erotica - Squawman     Lee ducked his head, peeking under a low-hanging branch at the Apache squaw bathing in the river. Normally he left the Apaches strictly alone, they were the fiercest warriors and best trackers on Earth. But this girl had caught his attention and he just couldn't let it lie. She was beautiful by any standard. He had heard the disdain in the voice of his fellow men, directed at any white man who took a squaw. Squawman, Indian lover, they would say. He didn't care. She was special, light-skinned, shapely and proud. As she finished her bath, she redressed and began fishing. Why she was alone, he couldn't begin to guess. Maybe she was lost, or possibly she had escaped from another tribe. Maybe she was a holy woman, out on a nameless adventure. In any event she was at least a two-week ride from the nearest Apache encampment.      Dixie pranced impatiently. Lee quickly quieted his gelding, then looked at the squaw again. She was staring around suspiciously. She was poised to run, like a frightened doe.      "My God, she is beautiful," Lee sighed. "That's for me," he said in sudden resolution. He spurred his horse forward. Dixie leaped into the river, causing a huge splash and a crashing commotion as he stormed the far side of the river. The beautiful squaw dropped her makeshift fishing pole and ran. Lee was amazed at her speed and agility, but she had no chance against Dixie. Dixie was a mustang bred cutting horse who could turn on a dime, heading off any pesky yearling calf, before the calf even realized where it was going. With the same ease Dixie followed the squaw, cutting her off as she was about to dash between two huge trees. With a slight nudge of his shoulder, she flew into the right-hand tree and bounced off with a sickening smack.      "Oh hell!" Lee yelled, sliding from the saddle. He looked around first to make sure he was really alone, then knelt above the beautiful woman. Her leather dress had slid well up her shapely thighs. He breathed heavily as his eyes followed the smooth golden expanse of flesh. He folded up the fringed skirt and found she was naked beneath it. Indians did not wear undergarments, apparently. At least this one didn't. Her pubic hair was ample, but not unruly. Her pussy lips were dark and inviting. She suddenly sat up, her skirt dropping down to cover her nakedness, as she tried to turn and run.      "Whoa up there," he said, grabbing her by the shoulder. "You are hurt and need help," he said, blotting at the blood on her forehead. Her hand went to her forehead and came away bloody. She suddenly looked up at the tree, remembering what had happened. She looked around calmly, then surged up off the ground.      "Oh hell," Lee said again. He drew his gun and struck her over the head. An hour later, with the woman draped over the back of his saddle, he was directing his horse up the river and across a bed of solid rock. As long as he took it easy, Dixie would not strike a mark on the stone face, making it impossible to track them. Dixie threw his head, not liking the constant pressure of the reins. He shook his head again.      "Ok," Lee said quietly, releasing the reins. "Got ahead, boy, run to your heart's content." He knew it would be almost impossible for anyone to track them, even an Apache. Now it was time to give Dixie his head and put some distance behind them. Dixie started off at a gentle lope. The unconscious Indian girl bounced across the horse behind him.      Lee stopped at another stream. He watered Dixie while he drank upstream. When he looked up he saw the Indian girl looking back at him. She suddenly squeezed her eyes closed. Lee laughed. He went up to the girl and untied her. She fell to the ground, laying motionless until she realized that her ploy would not work.      "Drink," Lee said, pointing at the stream. Her hands were still tied, she wasn't going anywhere.      Back in the saddle, he tied the girl's hands to the saddle horn on a foot long leash of leather. He climbed up behind her and started Dixie off at a gentle lope. He dug into his saddle bags for hardtack and jerky. He gave half to her and began gnawing on the rest himself. She was able to eat by bending forward and tearing at the food in her tethered hands.      Lee grew very aware of the heat of her body against his, the gentle rocking of her ass against his pelvis, and the clear expanse of skin where her skirt slid up her legs. The short skirt was not made for riding. Her widely-spread legs caused the leather skirt to ride up to her upper thighs. She didn't seem to notice, or care.      Lee finished his sparse meal. He took the canteen off the saddle, drank, then handed the canteen to the girl. She drank and handed it back. There was a brief look of gratitude in her eyes as she turned and looked at him over her shoulder. He couldn't help but notice the ample, mellon-shaped breasts in her tight leather shirt. His cock was rock hard, aching. It been nestled against the girl's ass for over an hour.      "My God, I can't stand this," he mumbled. She couldn't understand him, of course. It didn't matter. He suddenly found his hands full of soft, firm breasts. His hands had crept around her body of their own violation. She sat rigid for a moment, then leaned back against him with her eyes closed. It was more than Lee could stand. He knew her perfect little ass, and sweet pussy were riding naked against the smooth leather of his saddle. He could imagine the effect the leather would have on her soft, womanly flesh.      Mat suddenly stood in the stirrups and unbuttoned his levis. She turned to watch, not commenting or showing any emotion. He rolled the buttons down and allowed his cock to spring free. As he eased down into the saddle, the girl lifted her perfect little ass and slid back against him. His cock slid into her pussy without trouble. He had been right about the effect of his saddle on her naked pussy, she was hot and very wet.      Lee knew the easiest way to fuck in the saddle. He kicked Dixie in the ribs, spurring him on to a trot. They rocked in the saddle, naturally coming together and a rocking apart, in time with Dixie's smooth, flawless gait.      Holding the reins in one hand, Lee filled his left hand with her sweet breast. Thumbing her nipple elicited a gasp of pleasure from the girl. He knew they normally did not show emotion, although they had the same emotions of a white woman. The gasp was a compliment.      Dixie arrived at a slide of shale. Without hesitation he began clawing his way upward, sharply jolting those in the saddle with quick, jerky movements. The girl cried out and held onto Lee's hand, where it clung to her breast. Her head came back and rested next to his, against his shoulder. He leaned forward and kissed her on the cheek. Her eyes sprang open in surprise. She turned to look him in the eyes, and he sealed his mouth over her small, warm lips. In seconds she realized what he was doing, and responded in kind.      His cock was well slicked-up and sliding in and out of the girl with a toe-curling rhythm. He bounced his cock into her pussy, feeling it riding through the valley of the crack of her ass. Only the fact that he had a huge, eight inch long cock, allowed him to reach her pussy as she leaned back. Suddenly she wanted more. She leaned forward so he was again fully-inserted in her small, dainty pussy. The heat and moisture of her pussy was incredible. She was the best fuck he had ever had, and he had visited whore-houses from Dallas to Reno. No wonder some trappers picked up squaws to spend the winter with. If this girl was any indication, they were incredible.      "Chichi Tonka!" the girl screamed. She began gasping with her head hanging down, sliding her pussy rhythmically against his throbbing cock to fill herself with his huge, white piece of meat. She licked her lips and whispered more words in Apache, then stiffened against his cock. He moved quickly in and out until his cock burst, filling her small delicate pussy with his hot cum. He held her rigidly, with one hand on each breast.      Dixie, feeling the release of the reins, walked forward until he found a green patch of grass. He dropped his head and began to graze, ignoring the crazy humans on his back.      Lee jerked as his cock filled her pussy with cum. He finally relaxed against her back, breathing in the fragrance of her hair. She turned her head and pulled his mouth forward. Her greedy, seeking lips clamped onto his. He responded after a moment. Her kiss was sweet and urgent. As sweet as her sex had been. They kissed for several minutes, then Lee slid off the horse. He pulled his knife and slit the leather bindings on the girl's hands. She leaped from the horse, throwing her arms and legs around him. Lee was about to use the knife on her, believing that he was being attacked. But he soon found that her hands were disrobing him. He rolled back and forth on the ground, assisting her where he could. She suddenly pulled her leather shirt apart and tossed it on the ground near his head. She untied the skirt next and tossed it aside.      "You are so damned beautiful," he said in appreciation as he looked down at her naked body. She concentrated on his flaccid cock. It hung limply between his open legs. She shook it for a moment, obviously inexperienced in the art of love. Lee gained her attention and touched her lips. She licked her lips and looked at him in puzzlement. Suddenly her eyes widened. She looked down at his cock again, then leaned closer. Her mouth opened tentatively, then quickly captured his cock. He moaned loudly as she began sucking like a baby on a breast. He was very aware of the sharp, white teeth now poised around his cock. He knew what would happen if she was mad enough to clamp down with them. The danger seemed to heighten his senses.      "Oh yes," me moaned. Her eyes went to his face, then she concentrated on the job at hand. In no time she found the cock hardening in her hands and mouth. She smiled, sucked for a moment longer, then threw herself over his body. She sank down on his cock, all in one leap. She squealed as the cock impaled her. She was not expecting his great length, evident only in this position. She felt his cock touching places inside her body that had never been touched before. She was afraid that she had hurt herself, but as she slid smoothly up and down on his rigid pole, the pleasure came back to her, and the pain was forgotten.      Lee reached up and held her ball-like breasts. Each one was a perfect half-circle. Each one was firm and flawless. The nipples were dark and large. He held the breasts in his hands, while his thumbs twirled the nipples, bending and rotating them. She closed her eyes and moaned. He looked down at her pointed pelvis, the dark patch of hair, and her perfectly shaped body. She was small, but obviously a woman. He suddenly realized that she'd had little or no sex. This was all a wonderful new experience for her. She was using Lee like a new toy.      "Oy," she said, looking up at the cloudless blue sky with unseeing eyes. Her pussy grasped his cock as it lifted and sank on his pole smoothly. The rest of her body hardly moved. Lee could feel the heat clear down to his toes.      "Oy," she shouted again, closing her eyes. She rode faster. Lee felt her tight little pussy jerking his cock as if trying to rip it from his body. He had never felt such a tight pussy before in his life. She was sucking the life from him.      "Aye, aye, ayeeee!" she screamed, arching her back. Lee wanted to cum as well. He was only seconds away. He tried to move, but she gasped and held him still. He waited impatiently until she allowed him to move again. Just as he began to pump his cock into her pussy, she leaped off his body and sank down beside him. In a moment her hot mouth was again sucking on his cock. It took only seconds before he stiffened, moaned, then began shooting warm cum into her eager mouth. She sucked greedily, drinking down his offering. As his orgasm began to fade, she sucked harder, desperately trying to get more cum from his deflating cock. She stopped and looked at him in disappointment.      The girl sank down and tried to recapture his cock in her lips, but he moaned and pushed her away.      "Not yet," he said with a smile. "Let me relax and clean up first," he said, getting her to understand and relax beside him. In a moment they redressed and rode Dixie down the hill to the nearby stream. As Lee washed up downstream, she did the same upstream, just out of sight from him. It didn't occur to him to keep an eye on her, or to demand that she stay. She could go where she liked, although he wanted her to stay.      He went back to Dixie, started a fire and started coffee brewing. The girl was still upstream, out of sight. He began to feel a little fear, and disappointment. His eyes kept returning to the stop where she had disappeared. He would miss her. Funny, he didn't even know her name. A man should know the name of the woman he would miss.      A branch snapped where the girl had been. Lee looked up in sudden hope. It was only a moment before the girl returned, holding a broken branch with four large trout hanging from it.      She spoke a few quick words, then rubbed her stomach with a slender hand. Her face broke into a bright, beautiful smile.      "Oh hell," Lee said, looking around him. "Ok, you cook the fish and I'll start the cabin," he said, taking the axe head from his saddle bag. It didn't take long to find a fine piece of dry oak, and whittle it down into a proper axe handle.      "I sure as hell ain't going anywhere without you," he said as he took his first swing into a tree. THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Sex Tales of the Old West - Antique Porn & Erotic Western Stories

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Audree Jaymes
 

Next Week's Blog Babe

Audree Jaymes

Japanese Shunga
 

Adult Movie Pass
 

AC MOVIE PASS

This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls 
 

Somnophilia SPS - Sleeping Princess Syndrome

The Cherry Red Report
 

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"Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian babes. Yeah, I know, this site is a lot like my other lesbian site - "Teen Twins." The design is the same and I do use a lot of the same girls in the galleries, but, there are a lot of new and different lesbians in "Kissing Pussy" and they're not all twins. A few of the galleries are of really hot Asian schoolgirl lesbians - WOW! And just like "Teen Twins," I really like the site. Did I mention the Asian schoolgirls? :o) Anyway, the site is easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and there are tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing, licking and eating sweet pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot all the pics of the Asian Lesbians (hehehehe) and some of the pics in the other galleries, but the rest, I licensed from an image broker. And, because "Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site, if you become a member, you also get free access to over 300,000 other adult sites, free adult movies (over 50,000), live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. No shit! You really do get all of that! So check it out and let me know what you think.

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New Look. New Design. New Content. I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and very violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.

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"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There are also special bonus galleries with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters and Sleep Carry Toons. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on... And, because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Sleepy Sex Fetish
 

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"Sleepy Sex Fetish" - Somnophilia Sleeping Sex Fantasy. Sexy women and barely legal teen girls getting fucked in their sleep. An adult "Sleeping Girl" website.
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Sleep Carry
 

Sleep Carry Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or Torment! Sleep Carry is a FREE "Lift & Carry" site for the Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us. Photo Galleries / Cartoons / Stories

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Pervert Jack - The Lovable Pervert

Poetry - After I Die
 

Gothic Horror Tales
 

Gothic Horror Tales

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Island Girls of Jamaica

Sexy Adult Cartoons & Erotic Pin Up Art
 

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Lingerie & Fetish Gear by Eros Boutique
 

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Latina Tuesday

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Monday Toons

Three Adult Jokes

1. A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend" The blonde said "No! A bet's a bet". So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money" The blonde replied "well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

2. Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

3. The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Blogger Babe - Anika

Anika's a 19 year old, 5'8, 120 lb very sexy, strawberry blonde cutie with very pretty greenish-grey eyes, nice lips and a smooth complexion. She has a nice figure (34A-24-34), tiny, tiny boobs with nicely shaped pink little nipples, a flat stomach, long, long legs, a nice round butt, a great cum-fuck-me doggy-style arch and a completely shaved, pink little pussy. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

Porn Jester's Extreme Sex Kittens

An agent sent Anika's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I deffo knew that she would be great for a shoot. I got her number, gave her a call, talked with her on the phone for about an hour (laughing, flirting, etc.) and finally got around to setting up an interview for the following day.

She showed up late for the interview. Got lost. After all she is a Blonde - well, strawberry Blonde, so I guess maybe that doesn't count. Anyway... right from the start we got along. We talked a lot, laughed a lot, flirted a lot and yes, not only did I want to hire her, but I also liked her. Yes, she was Young, Sexy and Sweet (with a sultry side), but that is not why I liked her. Well, yeah, those are deffo reasons why I liked her, but I really liked her because she was goofy and she made me laugh. I'm deffo a sucker for a girl with a good sense of humor. Anyway, after she left, I called my partner, Big Lou, and told him about her. We decided to hire her for our next shoot.
 

Schoolgirl Whores

Anika showed up for the shoot. Late, (Blondes) but at least she showed up. The shoot went ok... She had only a few hours to work with us before she had to leave, so between the flirting and joking around we were actually rushing to get the work done. And of course, when you rush and you're limited on time you don't get as much done as you would like. But we still shot quite a bit and did get some good stuff. In a little under four hours we shot six hot & sexy set-ups including; Cheerleader (with combat boots), Schoolgirl (with high heels), 50's type bathing suit (with high heels), a Goth outfit (with Black, 6 inch, thigh-high boots and a whip), a Stewardess outfit, and last but not least, we shot a Voyeur scene.
 

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While shooting the stewardess scene Anika actually fell Asleep. In the middle of the scene I started talking to her - asking her to change her pose and she didn't respond. After a moment, I realized that she was sound Asleep. LOL. Turns out she worked the night before and was quite tired. Well I woke her up, we took a break for lunch, got some food into her and then she was fine. Dang, she was so fine. The next scene we did was the Schoolgirl scene. WOW! She has very long legs, was wearing very tall heels and a very short Schoolgirl skirt and as I mentioned before, she has a great cum-fuck-me Doggy style arch. So needless to say... and this rarely happens (because I'm a professional), but I started to feel a little twinge of excitement from between my legs. Now, can you just imagine how hot a girl has to look to make a professional photographer (like me) lose his... uh... concentration? Rhetorical question. Anyway, just take my word for it... when she got on her hands and knees, arched her back and gave me that sultry, cum-fuck-me, Innocent, but very slutty, Schoolgirl look, I... well, let's just say that I almost had to go change my pants. LOL.
 

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The day after the shoot Anika called and wanted to come over and look at her pics, but I was in the middle of another shoot and did not have the time to meet with her, so we talked about getting together at a later date to look at the pics and also to do some more work together - both adult and non-adult. So, hopefully we will stay in touch... I'll let you know.
 

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I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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