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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

This photo was done sometime in the 1940's or early 1950's (I think).

Technically this pic is pretty boring and plain. Like a lot of the erotic photos from this time period, the lighting is just a flash with not much thought put into any artistic quality. Now with that said, this photo is a perfect representation of pictures from that era; usually a hot busty babe in an erotic pose - showing nothing but boob. Her pose is also pretty typical of the era and it's also hard to tell if this is an actual bedroom or just a set. Your guess is a good as mine. I don't really have much to say about the technical aspect of the picture, so...

Let's discuss the model. Is she sucking in her gut or what? Oh my... LOL. Aside from that and the fact that she looks like my Aunt Helen, she's not too bad. She has nice legs, nice boobs, an ok body, thick blonde hair and, even though she looks really uncomfortable in this pose, she's... ok.

I would end this by saying "I'd do her" but she really does look like my Aunt Helen and there would be something all so wrong with uttering those words. Looking at the model again - I am noticing that she is looking a little "manly". Maybe like a T-girl... Yikes!!! That just might start explaining a few things with Aunt Helen... LOL... Just the thought gives me the willies. So I do have to say this photo doesn't work for me.
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Friday, September 12, 2008 Adult Erotica - The Pervert of Tombstone     "He's asleep," Brian said as he tiptoed away from the office door. The door had a frosted glass window proudly proclaiming, "President" in large, red letters.      "I don't care, it's dangerous," a slender girl with black hair and a lean white face proclaimed. She was dressed in the latest fashion, with a bustle and a metal frame called a birdcage beneath her skirt. Brian had been obsessed with her since he started working in the bank 18 months before. He knew that Tammy and Mr. Swanson, the bank president, had a secret affair, despite the fact that Mr. Swanson was married. He threatened to tell Mrs. Swanson about the affair, if Tammy didn't relent to his demands. Tammy was cute, but not especially smart. If she had been she would have realized that Brian's threats were futile. In the first place, Mr. and Mrs. Swanson had not been intimate for several years, and most likely never would be. In the second place, Brian would be fired, and probably shot for telling.      But in her typical self-less fashion, she decided to allow him to indulge in his perversion, if only to keep the affair quite.      The sun baked on the yellow sand of the street in front of the bank. Horses wandered by lazily. The ping of the blacksmith's hammer played it's melody to the sleepy town. As was the custom over the border, most of the Arizona town was taking a siesta about now. Of course the bank had to stay open. As Mr. Swanson was fond of saying, "a closed bank does no business."      "Oh very well," Tammy said in a huff. "But I will be watching the clock, and if you take one second over the five minutes, I will beat you," she said taking up her wooded placard from the counter.      "Five minutes," Brian promised with his hands raised.      "Then do it," she swished her skirts before lifting the edge, revealing the metal frame beneath it. Brian quickly put the "closed" sign in his window and dropped to his knees. He knelt and lifted the metal frame of her skirt. He slid beneath it and she dropped her dress around him. He grabbed her white pantaloons and pulled them down to her ankles. She quickly stepped out of them and spread her legs. Brian inched forward, sitting between her legs and looking up at the slender thighs, narrow hips, and tight little ass. She was built like a little girl, and this thrilled him even more.      In the dim light beneath her skirts, Brian raised his mouth to her delicate pussy and licked it. He saw her stiffen and heard her gasp of surprise. He smiled briefly, then pressed his mouth firmly against her pussy and sucked diligently, while working his tongue up and down inside the nethery folds of sweet flesh. Tammy was delicious, as Brian had been sure she would be. Her small delicate pussy tasted warm and delicious in her busy mouth. He drank down her juices and sucked greedily. He saw her legs shudder and her knees buckle for a moment. Her moans were coming louder and louder. He was sure that he was far past his 5 minutes, as he knew he would be, but he also knew there was no way she would stop him until she'd had her orgasm.      "Oh yes," he heard her gasp overhead. Then he heard the unmistakable sound of the bell on the front door. It tinkled and the door was closed with a firm hand.      "I want to deposit this money," came the sound of Gorgene Fine, a skinny old widow and a prude. She had never liked him and he felt the same about her. If only she could know what was happening between Tammy's legs, while Tammy tried to show some semblance of normalcy. Tammy quickly counted out the money and passed the receipt across the counter.      "What's the matter with you?" Gorgene demanded.      "A touch of illness," Tammy gasped. Her knees were still trying to buckle on her, and Brian calmly lapped at her silken flesh and drank her juices. He puckered his lips and sucked the juices from her pussy, savoring the delicious flavor before swallowing.      "Oh," Tammy moaned.      "You don't look well at that," the old woman said. "Where's that lazy little asshole that works with you?" she demanded.      "He's... he's eating," Tammy gasped. Brian stifled a giggle. He fluttered the tip of his tongue against her clit to make things even harder for her.      "I'll go over to the Cafe and send him back. You look real bad," the woman said. The tinkle of the bell signaled her departure from the bank.      Brian stared around at the gentle light in his hidden world beneath her skirts. Her legs and stomach were lilly white and flawless. He massaged her hips in his hands. They were so soft, and warm, just like her childlike pussy.      Tammy started to moan in earnest now, sinking slightly on weak legs and holding his head through the material of her skirt. Suddenly she let out a series of restrained moans and shuddered against his mouth. He realized, in disappointment, that she was having her orgasm. He continued to lick and sup until she gasped and stepped away. He slid out from beneath her dress and it's birdcage. He blinked in the bright light as he looked around to make sure he was unobserved.      "That... that was incredible," Tammy admitted, holding on to the counter to steady herself.      "I need to clean up. I will be over in my hotel room for a while," he said, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand. He gave her a twisted smile and ducked under the flap on the counter. He was out the door before she could say a word.      Brian made a beeline to the public toilets behind the hotel. He stepped into the favorite stall and locked the door. This was his favorite because with a little judicious carving with his knife, he had widened the holes of many of the boards around him. He could see into the stalls on either side of him and behind him, without fearing discovery. He had spent much time in this stall masturbating while he watched women remove their clumsy dresses to eliminate in the toilets. It was the only public outhouse in town.      Brian dropped his pants and sat on the toilet. The flies didn't bother him, in fact they felt good crawling across his ass and tickling it. They invariably sought out his ass hole. It was their nature.      Brian began stroking his penis with long, thoughtful strokes. The memory of Tammy's sweet pussy was fresh in his mind. He would of course do it again. He could use the same threat indefinitely. Maybe he could fuck her next time, although not in the bank. That had been the exciting part, he thought while he stroked his six inch long cock. The fear of discovery, either by Swanson or a customer. That had made the whole thing more exciting. Precum welled up on the end of his cock. He touched his finger to it and tasted it. As usual it was salty, tasting slightly of tobacco.      Brian was startled by the sound of a spring screeching, and the slap of a door. He knew it was the stall on his right. He leaned to the right and put his eye to the hole. The hole was larger on his side, to give him a good view without the hole being noticeable. The customer was a man, a cowboy in from the range, by the look of him. The young man stood and pissed into the toilet. Brian noticed with envy, that even while it was deflated, it was bigger than his. It was all of 7 inches long and as big around as a snake.      Brian pounded his cock harder. This was the first time he had ever been excited by watching a man piss. Probably because of the size of his cock, Brian decided. Once again he filled his head with the look, sounds, and smells of Tammy. That had been the most exciting thing he'd ever done. And the appearance of Mrs. Fine made it even more exciting. How had Tammy felt about it. She obviously enjoyed him eating her pussy spuriously as he had.      He whimpered as the passion began rising in his loins. He enjoyed the familiar feeling of a liquid fire building inside him. If only a woman would show up before he came. That would top off the entire day.      "Brian Sanderlin, are you in there!" a sharp female voice demanded, accompanied by a pounding on the door.      "What? What the hell do you want, Mrs. Fine?"      "What are you doing in there?" she demanded.      "Now what in the hell do you think I'm doing?" he asked sarcastically.      "Don't get fresh with me, boy, open this door at once."      Brian's eyes bulged out at her demand. His hand stopped on his cock for a moment, before he leaned forward and unlocked the door with a twisted smile. Gorgene threw the door wide and looked inside. Her eyes widened when she saw Brian sitting with his cock in his hand.      "Oh my," she said, licking her lips, never taking her eyes off his cock.      "Well are you coming in, or aren't you?" Brian demanded. To his astonishment she did step inside and close the door behind her. She stood looking down at his naked penis with open hunger in her eyes. Her hand locked the door behind her back. She suddenly made a face at the smell in the toilet, turned and sat her parasol in the corner, then hiked up her dress. She pushed down her pantaloons and turned to sit in his lap. He watched unbelievingly, then quickly helped her hold the dress out of the way. She must be all of 60 years old, he thought as the exquisite warmth of her pussy engulfed is penis. His attempt at masturbation and coated it was a good supply of lubricant. He slid up inside her with no problem at all. For a moment she sat that way, with her hot pussy surrounding his cock, blissfully enjoying the feel of a hot cock in her pussy for the first time in 11 years.      Brian sat helpless, wondering what to do next. He had an old woman and a mountain of cloth on his lap, and he didn't know exactly what to do with her. Tentatively, he reached around her body and filled his hands with her small breasts through the material of her blue and white striped dress. The starched white collar scratched at his face, but he didn't care. Gently she began riding up and down on his cock. He gave a shuddering moan and clamped down on her breasts. She cried out and slapped his hands away. Before he knew what she was doing, she had her dress unbuttoned and her breasts were bare. She grabbed his hands and replaced them on her breasts. He moaned in joy. Her breasts certainly didn't feel old. He found the nipples with his index fingers and worried them around in circles. This must have been the right thing to do, because she cried out gently and leaned back against him.      Her pussy was so hot and tight around Brian's throbbing cock. It felt wonderful, as wonderful as he was sure Tammy's would feel. Gorgene's own juices were added to his now, and her pussy felt even better sliding up and down the length of his manhood. He smelled the aroma of her hair, and he sat with his eyes closed and held her breasts in his hands. The feel of her firm little thighs on his own was erotic. What one missed the most, when one was alone most of the time, was the feeling of warm, human flesh. They had both felt this loss, and both craved more, but there was little you could do in a smelly wooden outhouse.      Brian felt a fly crawl over his asshole and shivered exquisitely. This was all the stimulus he needed to bring on his orgasm. He held her in a death grip and plunged his cock up inside her until his orgasm struck. He held her firmly trapped on his spasming cock, while it shot thick, hot cum up into her neglected pussy. Too late he felt himself deflating, even though she had not had an orgasm. Brian didn't understand this. He thought that a man and woman automatically orgasmed together.      "Oh... oh my," Gorgene said in disappointment. Now that the passion was gone, Brian could do little more for her without a feeling of revulsion.      "I'm sorry," he whispered. The door next door slammed. He automatically placed his eye to the hole. It was another cowboy. That was the problem with a western town, for every woman there were ten men. Suddenly Brian had an idea. As Gorgene started to get up he grabbed her and held her in place.      "Look," he said, pointing at the hole in the side of the stall. Gorgene reluctantly put her eye to the hole. It widened in surprise when she saw the man inside. With a breast in his left hand, Brian snaked his right hand between Gorgene's legs. It was a little icky, with the stickiness of their lubricant, and his own cum, but he found the little button in the center of her pussy and began to worry it with his finger. Gorgene gasped and held the hand that cupped her breast. She rocked gently on his lap, moving in time with his circling finger.      Her thighs began quivering. He could feel her ass tightening on his lap. She was close now.      The slam of the outhouse door almost went unnoticed. She still had her eye to the hole, but her eyes were closed. Her entire body concentrated on enjoying his manipulation. She began panting louder and louder until she suddenly cried out. Her hand went to the hand in her lap and held it in place. She shuddered and jerked uncontrollably, in the throes of the first orgasm in over ten years. She finally collapsed on his lap, breathing heavily.      "If... if you're done with the toilet, I could use it," she said, suddenly shy. He stood and pulled up his pants. He looked down at her in wonder. Her breasts were sagging, but still sexy for a woman her age. She was so slender that he could count her ribs. Age spots and freckles decorated her body, but did nothing to detract from the slender sexiness of that body. She must have been a hell of a looker when she was younger, so why was she alone? Oh well, it was none of his concern.      Gorgene balled up a piece of the Sears catalog and rolled it in her hands to make it absorbent. She then wiped her pussy and stood. Brian helped her rebutton her dress, then handed her the parasol.      "Drop by and see me some time, young man," she said, hitting him playfully with the parasol. She stepped out into the sunlight and shaded her eyes, before stepping out of sight.      "I will," Brian said in surprise. He hurried to his room, bathed and changed, before returning to work.      "Where have you been?" Tammy demanded, looking at the door behind them. Swanson had been working inside for nearly an hour. Tammy was just glad that Brian had returned before Swanson found out he was gone. Suddenly a shot sounded down the street, probably at Big Nosed Kate's. Swanson suddenly appeared.      "Where did that shot come from?" he demanded, worried about his wife. Brian pointed to the south.      "Dam it, get down there and see what's going on, Erickson."      "Yes sir," Brian said, giving Tammy a quick smile. He grabbed his hat and hurried out. It was soon apparent what had happened. Somebody had shot the window out at the Big Nosed Kate's Saloon. Glass was laying all over the boardwalk. People stood on it as they looked inside the saloon. He glanced down and saw, in amazement, that several women were standing on glass. He shifted positions until the mirror-like pieces gave him and excellent view beneath their dresses. One was either naked beneath her dress, or she favored those very skimpy panties that some women liked to wear in hot areas. Either way he had an excellent view of her naked ass. He felt his cock growing hard and whipped the hat from his head, holding it in front of him. A man turned and stared at Brian suspiciously.      "What happened?" Brian asked innocently.      "Wyatt made an arrest."      "Oh," Brian said, looking down again as the man turned away. But the marshall pushed a man through the batwing doors and everybody moved. Brian lost his view and sighed. He wandered back to the bank, thinking that it had been a very good day for him so far. He was not proud of what he was, but he damned sure enjoyed the thrills. He had been a pervert for as long as he could remember. He had been driven out of Cincinnati because of it. They would probably shoot him here, if they found out. Oh well, he was certainly enjoying himself.      The rest of the day was uneventful. Brian felt like washing up before dinner. In truth he only ate twice a day to save money. Noon was reserved for his perverted pursuits. Brian made his way to the hotel washroom, paid the attendant his nickel, and stripped near the wooden tub. The attendant brought a wooden bucket of hot water from the kitchen. He poured it into the half full tub and nodded to Brian. Brian climbed into the tub with a sigh, as the tepid water enfolded his body. It had been a hot, sweaty day, it was good to bathe once in a while. He tilted his head back and nearly fell asleep, until a loud, obnoxious voice gave him a start. To his amazement, he saw that it was the cowboy he had seen in the outhouse, the one with the big dick. His eyes went immediately toward the crotch of the man's pants, before he tore his eyes away. The man complained about nothing in particular, as the attendant added hot water to a second tub. The man stripped lazily. Brian's eyes went immediately to the long, semi-flaccid cock the minute it was revealed. The cowboy looked up as he stepped into the tub. Rather than being upset at seeing Brian looking at his cock, he seemed pleased.      "Howdy," the young man said as he eased into the tub. Brian nodded, his mind still on the large cock between the man's legs. He was not normally man-oriented, but that large, semi-flaccid cock stayed in his mind. He wondered how it would feel to handle it. Probably very hot and soft. How would it feel in his lips?      "Hey!" the cowboy yelled, getting his attention.      "What?"      "I asked if you lived here in the hotel. I've got a day before I have to head back to the ranch, but no money for a room. If you want to share, I'll pay you the next time I get into town... hey, you work at the bank, don't you? You're probably rich anyway.      "A bank teller is one of the poorest creatures on the face of the earth," Brian said with a twisted smile.      "Then why do you do it?"      "Have you ever been out fixing fences in the winter, when you hands were so cold you had to start a fire to get them warm enough to work?"      "Yeah," the cowboys said in surprise.      "Me too, that's why I work at the bank."      The cowboy laughed long and loud, splashing water all over the floor. He finally wiped his eyes and nodded. "Know what you mean," he laughed again.      "Sure, you can bunk with me any time you like," Brian said, thinking about that large cock again. He would never go through with his half-formed plans, even he was not that perverted, but what the hell, it didn't hurt to look.      "Room 12," he pointed upstairs. Just tell the front desk that Brian said it was all right, if you ever get into town and I'm not around. Right now I'm ready to hit the sack myself," Brian said, standing and grabbing a towel. Wrapping the towel around himself he gathered up his clothes, waved and hurried up the back steps, clutching the towel around him. He was lucky, nobody saw him. He changed into a clean set of drawers and sat on the edge of the bed with his shirt off. The slap of wet steps sounded outside, moments before the door burst open. The cowboy looked out into the hallway before turning and closing the door.      "Better lock it," Brian said. "It keeps the drunks out."      "Too late," the cowboy laughed, "I'm drunk as a skunk myself. Couldn't you tell?" he asked, dropping the towel and holding out his underwear. He gave them a forlorn look, then held them out, looking at Brian. "Dirty as hell," he explained. "Mind if I wash them in your basin?"      "Go ahead," Brian said, his eyes straying back to the long, wagging cock time after time.      "Th... that's quite a gun you have there," Brian said in a quivering voice.      "Huh?"      "You're a big man," Brian nodded toward the man's cock.      "Biggest around," the man said proudly.      "Your friends must be very envious," Brian said, swallowing quickly.      "Yeah, they are," he said matter-of-factly. He wrung his underwear out and tossed them over the mirror. He came over to the bed and Brian moved over quickly. "You're quite a partner," he said, laying an arm over Brian's back. But Brian couldn't pry his eyes away from the man's cock.      "It's great, isn't it?" the man asked, holding his semi-rigid member in his own hand.      "I've never seen anything like it. It truly fascinates me... not that I fancy men," Brian said quickly.      "Partner, I don't care if a hole is man, woman, or dog. When I get horny I'll fuck anything... at least anything that doesn't run as the sight of my pecker," he said, swinging it like a lariat.      "Oh God," Brian said nervously.      "What's the matter, does that bother you?" he asked, reaching for a blanket.      "N... no, no it doesn't," Brian hurried to stop his from covering himself with a blanket. The man sat back with a smile, with his back against the wall.      "I can sleep on the couch if you want," he pointed at the settee by the window.      "Oh, there's room," Brian said, now shaking visibly. He wanted so badly... if he just had the nerve, he could just reach out and...      Suddenly the man rolled over on his stomach, crawled up to the pillow, and plopped down to sleep. Brian was startled, then he grew mad. You couldn't trust a drunk, either man or woman. His cock was hard and throbbing. His balls ached with unbelievable burning pain. He needed relief and didn't want to do it himself. He looked at his drunken companion and swore under his breath. Maybe if he put his cock in the sleeping man's mouth... no, the son-of-a-bitch would probably try to eat it.      Brian jumped to his feet and went to the window. The wind blew in through the window, fluttering the lacy curtain. It felt good against his naked body. He normally enjoyed the yellow lights of the street lamps, lighting a thriving town which was open all night. But tonight he didn't see it.      The Earps had their hands full, keeping piece in a town like this, but lucky for him, they did. Nobody had tried to rob the bank since Virgil and Wyatt took control, and there were very few shootings.      He could track each saloon down the road, by the sound it made. The Bird Cage Theater, a roaring saloon and gaming hall, had a bad piano player and a cheap piano. It was the best place to find an honest poker game, so the music didn't matter to it's patrons. A piano playing slightly less badly would probably be the Bon Ton.      An accordion played somewhere down the lane. That would be Hafford's Saloon, they had a talent night, of sorts. Or it could be a street player looking for money. Another well played piano sounded down the way, probably the Longhorn or Big Nosed Kate's Place. There were a dozen up and down the sandy lane.      He leaned closer to the window and surveyed the area around him. Directly behind the Epitaph was a house with a cute little blonde named Sandy Auld. Sandy liked to run around half naked on a good hot evening. He had caught her many times. She had been the source of more than one night's incentive for a good masturbation at the window. But last time he had been seen, when an especially strong gust of wind blew the curtain out and left him standing in plain sight, naked with his cock in his hand. He had almost died of embarrassment, and still blushed at the memory. But, in fact, it was the danger of most of his endeavors, that made it so damned exciting. He had paused outside of windows many times, knowing that he might be seen and horsewhipped. He had seen everything from exciting sex, to naked women of all ages.      Brian looked at the drunken cowboy and assessed the chances of a first successful homosexual encounter. A snore answered his thoughts. Gritting his teeth in anger, he turned back toward the window. His loins ached, he needed relief. But a hand was just not good enough. He needed something... he needed... The widow, his eyes lit with the memory of her hot pussy sliding up and down on his pole. She would certainly welcome him, even this late at night. It couldn't be more than ten o'clock.      Brian spun and hopped as he pulled his pants over his leg. He let the suspenders snap on his bare shoulders. He pushed his feet into his black dress shoes and grabbed his shirt as he hurried for the door, then down the back stairs. He was dressed by the time he hit the street.      Gorgene shivered and reached out, closing her window. The desert nights were cold, but beautiful. By closing the window she shut out most of the night noises from the town below. Good, it was getting damned annoying. She rocked gently as she returned to her knitting, but she saw a dropped a stitch and had to pull out ten minutes worth of work, before she set it right. She knew what was wrong, her mind was on that young, lazy pervert from the bank. What was his name... Brian. Yes, that was it, Brian. But her fondest memory was not of Brian, but Brian's small hot cock sliding up into her quivering pussy. She gasped in disgust and tossed her knitting back into the basket. She felt like a schoolgirl pining over a boy. Even if it was her first fuck in 11 years, she could do better if she tried. But hadn't she tried?      Gorgene was distracted by the sound of footsteps approaching her front door. Feet pounded on her porch and a fist pounded on the door. She pulled the small pistol from it's drawer beside her chair, looked at the caps and loads in the light of the lamp, then hid it against her dress as she proceeded to the front door. She almost dropped the little pistol in surprise when she saw Brian standing there at her front door. It was as if she had conjured him out of thin air.      "You," she said accusingly.      "Gorgene," he stepped closer. She stepped back, fingering the pistol hidden in the folds of her dress. "Gorgene, I can't get this afternoon out of my mind," he said breathlessly.      "I've given it some thought myself," she said, eying him uncertainly. His black hair was slicked back with hair tonic. He clothing looked as if he had slept in it. He was wearing no shirt and no socks, she noticed as she looked him over. And still, he looked magnificent.      "Coffee?" she asked, stepping back so he could hurry inside.      Tammy tossed on the bed, turning first one way, and then the other. The memory of Brian's mouth feasting her sensitive pussy, as Gorgene Fine stared her in the eyes, was the most exciting memory of her life. She slid her hand between her legs, then pulled it out guiltily. She turned toward the wall. The bed squeaked annoyingly as she tossed and bounced into position. She held her hand to her neck for a moment, then found it creeping down to her breasts. She gasped in response to the slight touch on her responsive nipples. It was almost too much to take. The worst of it was, she hated Brian. He was the most obnoxious, most perverted man she had ever seen. He was always trying to get beneath her skirts... Beneath her skirts? That was exactly what she needed now, and Brian was just two doors down the hall. The bank owned three rooms on the upper floor of the hotel, Brian and her lived in two of them, then one in the center was empty. It would just be a matter of seconds.      With a gasp, Tammy bound up off the bed, threw on her shawl and opened her door. She tiptoed down to Brian's door and knocked. Knowing that the pervert would welcome her at any time, she pushed her way inside without waiting. There was just enough light to see a sleeping body on the bed. With a shiver of anticipation she hurried closer to the bed.      "Brian?" she whispered. She heard a snort and he looked up at her in surprise.      "Holy cow," a voice whispered. He quickly sat up and watched her approach. She sat on the bed and immediately pulled his face close in the darkness and gave him a passionate kiss. He responded immediately. To her surprise, his hand claimed one of her breasts, sliding down into the top of the lacy material of her nightgown. Her first impulse was to stop him, then she smiled to herself when she realized it was exactly what she needed. He tentatively moved her hand over to his lap and found him naked. Her eye flew open in awe as her hand came into contact with his snakelike penis, laying lifeless between his legs. She squeezed the huge member and lifted it, weighing it in her hand. Her breath came faster as she imagined that huge beast between her legs. Why had she held off so long? Of course she could not have known that Brian was hung like a horse.      "My God," she gasped, breaking the kiss. The more she handled his penis, the bigger it got. She leaned closer to it in the dark. It seemed an eternity before the warmth of his cock touched her cheek. She rubbed it against her face and lips lovingly. His hands searched out her pussy in the dark and began playing with it. Gently, almost reverently, she slid the end of his cock into her mouth and sucked gently.      "Hot dang," she heard the gentle whisper. Her eyes flew open in the darkness, wondering where Brian had picked up such crude lingo. Brian was a well-spoken, if obnoxious man. The thought left her head as her mouth gently slid up and down his huge cock, while his hands played in her pussy, getting her very moist and hot. It wasn't long until she decided the best place for the monster cock, was between her legs. She rolled over on her stomach, knowing that this form of entry would limit how much cock invaded her pussy. She knew she couldn't take the whole thing. With an anxious whine, he squatted over her lily white ass and fed his cock into the entrance to her pussy. They both cried out at the contact. The man pushed harder and the cock slid up inside Tammy, seemingly endless as it filled her to the breaking point. She had never felt anything so wonderful inside her before. As he began sliding in and out she was sure that she would faint from the intense pleasure she felt.      In minutes she had her first orgasm. He seemed used to this because he waited as she vibrated on his huge, throbbing cock, thrusting her ass up and back toward him. In a minute or two she was ready to continue. He slid his cock in and out of her pussy with the ease of long practice. A man who wielded such a huge cock, had to learn to use it properly or he could hurt somebody. And that somebody usually had a husband, father, or pimp, who was more than happy to teach him manners, at the point of a pistol or shotgun. Yes, the cowboy knew what he was doing, but he didn't know who he was doing. He really didn't care. She had a small, hot pussy that felt incredibly wonderful around his cock.      Tammy shivered and gasped into the darkness as she had her second, then her third orgasm. They were coming just a few minutes apart now. The cock was generating incredible heat and feeling inside her that gave her stimulation she had never felt before. It was as if a man had shoved his arm up her pussy. She waited for the latest orgasm to pass, then reached behind her to urge him on again.      The cowboy again began the gentle rhythm of fucking. His legs were getting tired so he dropped to his knees. This made it easier to pump into her pussy, although he had less range. But from her movements she needed little. Just moving his cock inside her was enough to make her explode. He felt the hot pussy grasping most of his massive cock. He rocked gently while his hands explored her white, upturned ass. It was small and hard, just the way he liked them. He massaged her firm little ass cheeks while his cock made a slippery wet noise, sliding in and out of her pussy. His large cock was slightly bent to enter her at the right angle, while sitting astride her closed legs. He wished that there had been more light, because she seemed to be delicate and beautiful in the comparative darkness of the street lights. Her body was extremely white, because she had seen too little sun.      "Oh my, oh my," Tammy chanted. She hunched her ass back and up to meet his gentle thrusts. Suddenly her movements became more sporadic, more frantic. She moaned in time with each trust of her tiny ass until she stiffened and screamed, low but long, jerking at the end of his long cock as if in her death throes. She shuddered and cried into the pillow, then collapsed in total exhaustion. The cowboy started to move again, but she screamed and reached behind herself, grabbing his cock so it could not penetrate her tortured pussy again.      "Enough, Brian," she gasped, looking over her shoulder.      "Arnie," he said with a smile, watching his quivering victim relax on the bed.      "What!" she bounced up off the bed.      "I said, my name is Arnie. Arnie Birch."      "Oh God," she rolled over, looking up at him in the darkness. "What... what happened to Brian?"      "I don't know, he must have left. He was here when I passed out."      "Oh God," she said anxiously. "I am so sorry."      "What!" he said in outrage. "Sorry for what?"      "For breaking in on you like this. For... fucking you," she used the crude words she had heard before.      "Lady, I'd ask you to marry me, if I knew who you were. But in case you've forgotten, I'm not through yet. Can I continue?"      "Oh, no," she said, pulling forward until his cock plopped out and dropped to the bed. She spun around and grabbed his slimy wet cock in the darkness. He sighed as her hot, red lips began sucking, while her hand ran up and down along the wet base of his cock. She enjoyed the taste of her own juice, she always had. She had tasted herself many times on her fingers, late at night in her own room. But this was different. She was assaulted by the abundant juices coating his huge cock. She took the time to lick and suck her way down to the base, then back up again to get all her juices off the massive member. She then slid the cock as far into her mouth as it would go, while sucking violently. Her hand flailed along the shaft, her mouth sucked and tongued the head of his cock diligently. His gasped told her that his orgasm was near. She redoubled her efforts until she heard him hold his breath, then cum began shooting from the end of his penis. She held her mouth and sucked the very end, while her slender white hand milked his giant penis of it's juices. Finally he hissed and put a hand on her head. She took one last swipe of her tongue over the sensitive head, and released it reluctantly.      She searched the bedside table in the darkness until she found a long wooden match. She struck it, pulled the globe on the lamp and lit it. She turned to stare at the cowboy, after returning the globe. The smell of sulfur and kerosene mixed with the smells of sex. She sat blinking up at the cowboy in the light. He was handsome. Most of all, his massive cock lay wilted across his right leg like a dying snake.      "Howdy," she said, suddenly bashful.      "Hey, little lady. Thanks for the visit... hey, I know you, you work at the bank!"      She nodded wordlessly.      "Well I'll be danged."      "Shut up and lay back, I need another fuck," she pushed him to the bed and grabbed his irresistible cock.      Brain panted, looking down at the widow Fine's mouth covering his cock. He was totally naked, in her rocking chair. He felt out of place between the little tables, dainty lamps, doilies, and frillery. He felt even more out of place when the old woman looked up at him, her cheeks sunken as she sucked on his cock, while stroking it's base. He told himself that this was disgusting, perverted, perhaps. But his cock told him this was the best cunninglus he had ever had. She was good, real good. And that's what really counted. He was even hot enough to want to see her naked.      "Enough," he said, pushing her face away. "Take your clothes off," he bent to help her with the buttons. She slapped his hand away and began unbuttoning her own dress. It was an nondescript blue dress with white pin stripes, and a starched white collar, similar to the dress he had seen her wear earlier. Her hair was put up in a bun, her black stockings showed as she pulled the dress up off her head and stood in a white undershirt and white pantaloons. She untied the ribbon on her undershirt and pulled it up off her head. For an old woman she had a phenomenal set of breasts. They were small cones which sagged slightly. They had large, stiff nipples and dark areolas around them. He craved a touch, but she pushed him away and reached down to the drawstring on her pantaloons. She pulled the bow and allowed the pantaloons to slide down off her body. Standing completely naked, Brian found it hard to believe that this body belonged to an 60 year old woman. Most 40 year olds would be proud to own a body such as hers.      She came to him now, putting an arm around his head and pulling him close as he captured one of her dark nipples with his mouth. He held her slender waist in his hands as he nursed like a baby. A euphoric look crossed her face. She leaned against his mouth and closed her eyes. She bent her head over his and fingered his greasy hair absently. His mouth was sending fire down from her chest to her pussy and ass. She could feel the electric pulses of energy filling her entire body with fire. She fingered his hair absently, while breathing heavily. Her other had went to his back, massaging it gently. His hands now claimed her small, firm ass. It reminded him a lot of Tammy's small perfect ass, the one he had grasped just hours before.      Brian stopped nursing and pushed Gorgene back a step. He stood and spun her around so she was sitting in the chair. He pried her legs open and looked at her aging pussy. Without hesitation he lunged forward and captured it with his mouth.      Gorgene cried out, looking down at him in surprise. She closed her eyes and leaned back in the chair. As the chair rocked back her pussy came up, making it even more accessible. Brian slid a finger inside her pussy and wiggled it slightly, while his tongue worried her clit. She cried and panted above him. It took only a moment for her first orgasm. She cried softly as her legs jerked around his ears. Finally she reached out to stop him. He sat back, wiping his mouth on his hand. He liked her taste. It was slightly fishy, with a touch of spices.      "My goodness, that was good," Gorgene sighed, relaxing in the chair.      "Yeah, now it's time to get down to business."      "Business?" she asked in surprise. She expected him to ask for money. He pulled he from the chair, turned her and let her lay on the seat of the chair, with her ass protruding. He crawled closer on his knees and inserted his throbbing cock into her wet pussy. They both cried out as he thrust his cock up inside her. In a moment he began pumping into her pussy rhythmically. The chair rocked and creaked with each thrust of his pelvis. Gorgene gave out little moans of pleasure. Her face was turned to the side, with her left ear resting on the seat of the chair. She could feel the warm smooth wood on her ear. She held the back of her chair in her two tiny fists. The tendons stood out in her hands and wrists with the tension of her grasp.      Brian pumped away into her wet, mushy pussy. His hands were on her tiny ass. He looked at the reflection of the rocking chair back in the window, clearly visible against the blackness of the night sky. He looked down and massaged her back, while his cock slapped in and out of her quivering pussy. The fire built slowly. He listened to her panting, to her chanting and moans, to see how close she was to her own orgasm. He timed it well. In a moment they were both crying out. He mashed his pelvis tightly against her ass, feeling his cock shooting hot cum into her pussy. She forced her ass back against his pelvis and gyrated, enhancing her enormous orgasm, the third of the day. Finally they both collapsed with Brian laying across her back. He absently fingered her right breast and nipple, where it lay squashed out of shape on the dark, mahogany seat of the chair.      They talked a while, before he dragged his tired body back to his hotel room. He washed up again in the dark washroom. There was no attendant, no hot water, but he didn't care. He was thinking about the amazing day he'd had.      "Good morning," Tammy said brightly, as Brian entered the bank and turned the "Open" sign on the door.      "Hi," he said in a dreamy voice."      "I met Arnie last night," she said in a harsh whisper.      "Did you?" he asked, not caring.      "He was wonderful. He's got the biggest cock I've ever seen," she said shyly.      "What? Who's Arnie?" he asked in sudden interest, afraid he knew the answer before he asked.      "Your roommate," she said with a skeptical smile.      "Oh God. You came to my room last night?" he asked in sudden horror.      "Oh yes, but you'd gone out. Lucky for me."      He shook his head in regret. But there were other nights, other distractions. "Hey, can I do that again?" he asked, nodding toward her skirts.      "I can't, Arnie wouldn't like it. I'm meeting him for lunch," she said happily.      "You know what will happen if you refuse me," he warned.      "Are you kidding?" she asked in amazement. "Arnie would shoot you dead," she laughed, counting out her drawer to make sure she had the right amount of change. "Now quit bothering me, I'm counting," she said, watching him from the corner of her eye.      Arnie had been right, Tammy observed happily. She had nothing to fear from a pervert with a real man around. Of course if she ever had the urge for a good eating... THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Sex Tales of the Old West - Antique Porn & Erotic Western Stories

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Foxy Lady
 

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"Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian babes. Yeah, I know, this site is a lot like my other lesbian site - "Teen Twins." The design is the same and I do use a lot of the same girls in the galleries, but, there are a lot of new and different lesbians in "Kissing Pussy" and they're not all twins. A few of the galleries are of really hot Asian schoolgirl lesbians - WOW! And just like "Teen Twins," I really like the site. Did I mention the Asian schoolgirls? :o) Anyway, the site is easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and there are tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing, licking and eating sweet pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot all the pics of the Asian Lesbians (hehehehe) and some of the pics in the other galleries, but the rest, I licensed from an image broker. And, because "Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site, if you become a member, you also get free access to over 300,000 other adult sites, free adult movies (over 50,000), live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. No shit! You really do get all of that! So check it out and let me know what you think.

"Cuntoons" - Features X-rated adult cartoons, illustrated erotica, 3D animation, flash movies, anime, hentai and more.

New Look. New Design. New Content. I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and very violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.

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""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.

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"Sex Safari" is a good site. Everything about the site is good: the design, the content, everything. And the best thing is... it's a MEGA site! Which means that it has a ton of content (photos). The site has 6 galleries of Asian, Black & Latina babes, plus 2 comix galleries, plus 2 illustrated erotica galleries and a huge antique porn gallery. Of course each of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content. "Sex Safari" is a proud member of the "CyberSex Prestige" AVS system. If you become a member then you get free access to thousands of other adult sites, adult movies, streaming videos, live chat and lots more. It truly is a very good deal!

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"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There are also special bonus galleries with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters and Sleep Carry Toons. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on... And, because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.

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"Porn Jester's Adult Toons" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to ALL the Porn Jester sites, PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So, check out "Porn Jester's Adult Toons".

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"Asian Candy" really has a lot to offer; Asian girls from Japan, China, Thailand, Korea, Vietnam and more. 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient.

"Asian Candy" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge Platinum" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an CyberAge Platinum Member, you get FREE access to all the CyberAge sites - that's over 300,000 sites. And you also get FREE access to all the "EXCLUSIVE" CyberAge features; XXX Movies, Live Cam Feeds, CyberAge Personals, Live Chat - 24/7, Model of the Week Galleries and so much more. So give "Asian Candy" a click.

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"Crime Comix" features over many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, detective stories, funny cartoons, super heroes, evil villains, brutal murder scenes, good cops gone bad, big titty toon babes, anime, special "Stripper Toons" & "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" galleries, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "Crime Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more.

Check out "Crime Comix". You won't be disappointed. But be warned - This adult website features extreme and very graphic cartoons of crime & violence and is not for the faint of heart.
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Sleepy Sex Fetish
 

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

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Monday, September 8, 2008

Monday Toons

Three Nasty Jokes

1. A  Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

2. A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

3. The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.  The Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.  In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in 3 days.  But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.  What is your 1st request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."  The Chief nods, and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger.  He whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in 2 days.  What is your 2nd request?"  The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.  Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.  As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening -- to the Chief's surprise -- Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.  She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.  "You are indeed a man of talent, but I will still kill you tomorrow.  What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse ... alone."  The Chief, although curious, agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.  Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and says, "Listen carefully dumb-ass, I said, "BRING POSSE !!!"
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Sunday, September 7, 2008

Blogger Babe - Cherokee

Cherokee is a very sexy 24 year old, 4'11, 115 lb, one half Latina, one half American-Indian Hottie. She has long waist length black hair, dark sultry eyes, a nice smile, a completely shaved pussy, huge 34C fake tits (she says they're 34C, but I think they're bigger), a killer ass, a flat stomach that you could bounce a quarter off, and great, big muscular legs. Dang, her thighs are bigger than mine and remember she's only 4'11. This little powerhouse works out (lifting weights) every day and it deffo shows. WOW! (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

Mixed Chicks

I met Cherokee through an agent over a year ago. As soon as I saw her pic I knew that I wanted to shoot her. I called to set up an interview, but found out that she lived out of state and only came to Cali when she had work here, but she did come (no pun intended) quite often. We talked, laughed and (of course) flirted on the phone for over an hour (on my bill - dang!) and ended the conversation with the agreement that as soon as she came back to Cali she would deffo give me a call and we would get together for an interview (and of course I had already made up my mind that I would hire her for a shoot).

Over the course of the next year, she came to Cali a few times but, either she was too busy, or I was, or something came up, and needless to say we never got together to meet in person, interview, or to work together.
 

Porn Jester's Latina Girls

Finally, almost a year to the day that we first talked on the phone she was gonna be in town, she had a day open, I had a shoot set up and needed a model (the other one flaked at the last minute) and everything came together. I hired her for the shoot (which I usually never do without first interviewing). I gave her the time and location and, not only did she show up early, she showed up with a good attitude and a great smile.

Cherokee was a lot of fun to work with and even though we played around a lot (much more than we should), the shoot went great and we got a lot of work done. In about 5 hours we did 9 different set-ups including: cheerleader, sexy pink dress, amateur, schoolgirl, plastic wrap (mummification), upskirt, 2 voyeur scenes and 2 different scenes with weapons - a pistol and an assault rifle.
 

Guns and Tits

A few days after the shoot, Cherokee came over my house to check out the pics and talk for a while. She ended up staying for about four hours - during which time we had a really deep heart to heart talk. We laughed, we cried and we became very close - no, not sexually. Though I certainly wouldn't have minded. But then again, even though she has a great body, I would hate to be the one between her legs if she ever decided that she was angry. OMG! She could crack nuts (pun intended) with those thighs.
 

Cheerleader Sluts

I wanted to hire her for another shoot, but she was leaving town the next day... Oh well... We promised that we would keep in touch and the next time she came back into town we would deffo get together to shoot or just hang out together.
 

Mummified Girls

If you want to see more of Cherokee, check out "Guns and Tits," "Mummified Girls," "Triple X Cams," "UpSkirt Voyeur," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Real Amateur Women," "Nude Latina Teens," "Mixed Chicks," "Hidden Shower Cams," "Teen Shower Cam," and of course "Porn Jester's Latina Girls."
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I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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