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This photo was done sometime in the 1920's (I think).

Technically this pic is pretty boring and plain. Like a lot of the photos from this time period, the lighting is flat and dull. It looks to me like the photographer just threw up a bunch of lights to get an image and then just snapped the shutter. Yes, the models are lit and I guess that that is the point of this type of photo, but I certainly would have liked to see some dramatic lighting, shadows and contrast. It would have made for a much more interesting picture. I would say that the set is simple, but there is no set, just a backdrop. But it is simple and it keeps the viewer's eyes on the subjects (the models). Obviously the models are very posed, but it's ok... It works for this type of picture. I like how the middle model is pulling the others' hair. But she really isn't. I can just hear it on the set now - "Don't pull too much, I just had my hair done." - LOL

The subject matter. Hmmm... Who'd of thunk it? S&M and Bondage (lesbian, threesome bondage no less) in the 20's. I guess that our Grandparents and/or our Great Grandparents were not as innocent & wholesome as they claim to be.

The outfits. Mmmm... Love the outfits. Nothing has changed. Looks just like the Fetish Wear we get today. As a matter of fact, I'm sure that you can get almost the exact same outfits at Eros Boutique. Give it a click and check it out.

Ok let's discuss the models. Mmmm... These models don't scream lesbian to me. Well, the Dom kinda does, but it is hard to tell from this pic. None of their bodies are what I would call  "Hot".  They all deffo need to get a little toned. But that doesn't mean much, I'd still do 'em.

This photo doesn't work for me...
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Friday, September 5, 2008 Adult Erotica - The Overland Stage     "Bugles! That damned bugle," Robin cursed quietly. "Why is he always blowing that damned bugle?" she asked to the empty, rocking stage. It was dark outside. The dusty interior was filled with baggage and Robin Petosa. Robin was trying to make her way from Cincinnati to Los Angeles to live with her uncle. The trip to St. Joseph had taken 9 days, the trip from St. Joseph to there had taken 4 days so far and she was still in the middle of the desert. She could take the bouncing, the dust, and the bad food, but why the bugle?      "Way station," the conductor shouted down at her. She sat erect and looked out the window. She could see one pale yellow square of light ahead. Another sod house with dirty food, she presumed. Luckily they had just left Salt Lake, where she had bought a box of sandwiches from a restaurant. They would last for several days, if they didn't go bad in the repulsive heat. She couldn't stand the dirty food they served in those places. But she did need the outhouse, if the man had bothered building one. Some didn't. She paused by the outhouse in the darkness, looking off into the distant sky. Stars blinked as bright a lanterns. The fresh smell of wood smoke blew across her from the chimney of the nearby station. It was a better smell than that which came from the outhouse. A cricket sang somewhere out in the darkness. She could hear the sound of dancing hooves and the jingle of trace chains. The silence was broken by the sound of pounding hooves. The station was getting visitors. She had better hurry before they wanted the outhouse. It had only a blanket for a door. She mustered her courage and stepped inside.      Robin returned to the coach just as a large man escorted a slender woman to the opposite side. Robin took her seat and watched as the woman was forced in through the door. She was harshly pressed into the seat.      "Don't come back, Carrie," the man said in a low growl. "I mean it this time. Your father doesn't need the kind of trouble you bring."      "Who the hell are you?" Robin demanded.      "The sheriff," he said, glowing at her. "Shut up and mind your own business."      "Say that again, and I'll shoot you in your fat gut," Robin spat. "Way stations don't have sheriffs."      "Yeah?" he said as he slammed the door in her face. "Don't come back, Carrie," he repeated as he disappeared into the darkness.      "Why do you let him talk like that?" Robin asked.      "I had it coming."      "Why?"      "None of your business," she said, turning away and cushioning her face against a bag of mail.      "Well," Robin huffed. She positioned her canvas bag so she too could sleep.      "Tadadadadada," the bugle shattered Robin's dreams, and her nerves. She sat up and screamed, covering her ears.      "What's wrong with you?" Carrie demanded.      "That damned bugle," she said, pointing at the driver.      "The bugle is necessary. They blow it so the man at the way station knows we're coming, and that it's a friendly stage approaching, not a war party. Didn't you know that?"      "No, and I really don't care. I just want this trip to be over with."      "Where are you going?"      "California."      "Hell, it will take you a week yet."      "I know," Robin said in an agonized voice. "Where are you going?"      "I don't know."      "Huh?"      "Sheriff Gardener told the driver to take me as far as I want to go, he will pay for it. Just as long as he doesn't bring me back."      "Why hell, I'd go to California just to spite him."      "I should," Carrie agreed, "but I don't know anybody there," she said apprehensively.      "You know me. Why did Sheriff Gardener kick you out of town?"      "That's..." she started to hiss it out in annoyance, then clamped down on her temper. "I have sexual perversions," she said, turning her face away in embarrassment.      "You what?" Robin snorted.      "Never mind, we're stopping."      "Don't eat there, I have sandwiches," Robin said, making a nasty face.      "No, it's alright. This is the Paulin place, his house is clean and his wife is a good cook. Come on in," Carrie said, grabbing her hand and pulling her out of her coach, "I'll introduce you," she added in a conspirital tone.      Robin stepped out of the coach into a brightly lit courtyard. She looked at the bright lit lanterns, each one surrounded by moths. They batted at the bugs as they hurried inside the screen door. Robin heard a shout. She turned and watched the conductor helping the team handler back the new team into place. The driver was already eating at a table with a white table cloth and blue pictured dishes. Carrie pulled Robin into a seat. Carrie was looking around the room with a sad look. She seemed to shake herself and turned back to Robin.      "You have to hurry, they don't wait if you're late," she said, pouring herself lemonade from the picture. She filled a glass for Robin. The caretaker, a middle aged woman, came into the room, wiping her hands.      "Carrie? It's been along time, girl. Where have you been?"      "Hi Hannah. I was at Salt Lake for a while. They kicked me out again."      "That horse thing?"      Carrie hissed, holding up a hand to forestall Hannah, giggling nervously. "Shhh, not so loud."      Hannah glanced at Robin and nodded. "I thought you two were together."      "Sort of, we are just riding together," Carrie said in obvious embarrassment.      "I'll talk to you later," Hannah said, waving her hand.      "No, Hannah, no. I'm going to California tonight. I'm not coming back."      "No?" Hannah asked in obvious disappointment. "I thought... You could stay here girl. You are always welcome."      "Daddy's friends would rather see me dead. I think they would shot me as a favor to daddy. I really need to leave this time."      "Damned. This place will be lonelier without you. Luck," Hannah said, kissing her hand and waving it at Carrie. Robin thought this was very peculiar. A strange man came into the room, glaring at Carrie as he passed.      "Her husband," Carrie explained with a giggle.      "Carrie, I don't want to pry, but this all seems very strange. What the hell is going on?"      "Eat and I'll figure out how to tell you... and how much," she said under her breath.      "Aboard!" the conductor yelled. He accepted a newspaper-wrapped bundle of food from Hannah and waved farewell to her husband. In mere seconds they were rocking and rolling inside the stage. This time Carrie sat beside Robin. The lanterns glowed from each side of the stage, lighting the surrounding area, and a little of the interior of the stage.      "I told you I was kicked out from sexual perversions," Carrie said in some embarrassment.      "I don't know what that means," Robin lied. She had heard of such things. But it meant different things to different people. For the Mormons it could mean almost anything.      "Well, Hannah was one of my lovers."      "You and her?" Robin gasped in sudden understanding. Now a whole lot of things made sense.      "Oh yes, and many more," Carrie said, hugging herself.      "What did she mean, by that horse thing?"      "Oh shit, I knew you'd pick up on that." She waited in silence for almost a mile, before she turned and looked out the window, speaking so quietly that Robin barely heard her.      "Men are not the only animals with a cock," she muttered. Robin absorbed the full implications of that statement. With a silent "oh" she slapped her hand over her mouth. A vision of Carrie and a horse filled her mind. Her breath came faster and she squeezed her legs tightly together. Despite the vulgarity, it was very exciting.      "I have to have sex, like all the time," she said hurriedly. "My daddy says the devil lives inside of me, but it's something more. Do you know how you feel when you are really hungry?"      "Sure, I guess."      "It's the same thing, but in a different place. It's here," she held her hand to her heart, "and here," she placed it between her legs. "I need it all the time, any way I can get it," she said, hoping that Robin would understand her.      "Is it some kind of disease?" Robin said uncomfortably.      "I don't know. I wish there was a cure for it. I've made love to Hannah several times and she's never caught it," Carrie said, thinking quickly. "I don't know," she sighed, looking out the window into the darkness. Her shoulders began to shake. Robin glanced at her in concern, then realized that she was crying. The poor things. She couldn't be more than 18 and for her life was over in her hometown. No wonder she looked so sad.      Robin put her right arm across Carrie's shoulders and pulled her close. Carrie cried quietly against her shoulder. Rocking gently Robin looked out the window and tried to imagine how it would feel to have such a disease. There would be no way to have the semblance of a normal life, with such a disease. No friends, no family who would claim you, fear at every strange face. Life would not be worth...      Robin felt a soft hand slide into the top of her dress. Before she could object, hot slender fingers curled around her left breast and gripped it gently. Desperate, horrified and excited, Robin turned her face to object. Her lips were immediately captured by Carrie's soft, warm lips. She gasped in surprise and felt a tongue slide into her mouth. This had never happened to her before. She had heard of tongue kissing, but nobody had ever had the nerve to try it on her, until now. Her mouth clamped down on Carrie's active tongue. She sucked it lightly as it explored her mouth. It had the definite taste of lemonade. Robin nearly laughed as she realized this.      Just then the bugle sounded again. Robin broke the kiss and cursed at the driver above them. They separated and straightened their clothes, being careful not to look at each other. Soon the stage stopped and they simply sat waiting until the team was harnessed and they were moving again.      "Sorry," Carrie said shortly.      "Don't worry about it," Robin said, biting her lip in embarrassment. The only thing worse than Carrie's attack on her, was the fact that she liked it. She never would have believed that. She had heard of two women making love before, the Babylonians had been doing it for centuries, or so she had heard. But Americans?      "Wh... what would you have done next?" Robin asked, shaking so badly that her teeth chattered.      "What?"      "If he hadn't of blown the bugle, what would you have done next?      "Well, I would have kissed your breasts and sucked on your nipples," Carrie said quietly.      "And then?"      Carrie leaned down and slid the open bodice off Robin's breasts. Robin started to stop her, but jerked her hand back nervously.      "While I was sucking on those breasts," Carrie said, filling her mouth with the slightly sweaty tasting skin of Robin's right breast, "I would slide my hand down and inside the hem of your dress like this," Carrie mumbled around her nipple, as she hiked Robin's dress up and touched her naked thigh. She rubbed it gently for a moment, wile feeding on Robin's ample bosom like a baby nursing on it's mother. Then as she strummed the nipple with her tongue, she slid her hand up and stopped just short of Robin's pussy. Shaking and gasping for breath, Robin held Carrie's head against her chest, while she waited for that hand to touch her moist womanhood. It seemed like years before the soft fingers began to move again. Leaning back and closing her eyes, Robin waited for an eternity, until those soft fingers touched the cotton fabric of her pantaloons, and pressed it against her moist pussy.      "Oh God," Robin gasped, putting a hand over her mouth.      "Women," Carrie said before licking the nipple diligently, then sucking it for a moment, "are made to love other women," she finished as she changed breast.      "Women know how to love a woman. Most fantasize about it during the day, or while making love to their husbands at night," she said, clamping her lips over Robin's left breast and sucking most of it into her mouth. She then slid back and nursed on the nipple again before speaking.      "Men are away hunting, working, or fighting Indians, going to war, or buying supplies. Women are left alone," she said, licking the breast again. "They need love. They need relief. I like to provide that relief," she smiled, then lowered her hot red lips to Robin's breast and sucked diligently. Robin felt a tremendous heat, and a lot of moisture between her legs. Carrie's hand felt good, but she needed more.      "The... then what?" Robin insisted.      "Then?" Carrie smiled. "Then I would move on to the good part. Are you ready for that?" she asked playfully.      "Oh yes," Robin gasped.      "Then take off your pantaloons for me," she whispered, before looking out the window and up, to make sure the conductor wasn't watching.      "Here? Now?" Robin asked nervously. The driver or conductor only had to lean down and look inside to see them. She had seen the conductor do so many times in the past few days.      "Let's move up front," Carrie agreed. They shifted a pile of mail and luggage, until they had an excellent little place directly below the conductor. Now there was no way to be seen.      "Take them off," Carrie said anxiously.      "Oh my," Robin said, undecided. She looked at Carrie licking her lips, and that movement decided her. She reached down and jerked off her pantaloons. She needed to feel that tongue on her pussy. If she didn't, she would regret it all her life. She watched as Carrie's head disappeared beneath her dress. The lump, which was her head, moved closer and closer to her crotch. She was shaking so badly that she couldn't breath. It was the most exciting moment of her life. She would never forget this, never! She only wished that Carrie would hurry. What was she doing? Was she smelling her pussy, Robin wondered in horror. Was it nasty after so much travel? She had tried to clean up whenever she could, but it had not been easy. She should warn...      Carrie's gentle lips touched Robin's small, hot pussy. She stiffened and squealed lightly at the contact. She was sure the sound of the horses, and the chains and rattle of wheels, would cover the sound. What if the conductor checked?      The warmth of Carrie's lips on her quivering pussy flesh was just plain heavenly. The tickle of her fluttering tongue made Robin moan and squirm on the soft leather seat. She watched Carrie's head bobbing beneath her dress, as she lapped steadily in her cunt. It was indescribable. The intense heat and pleasure felt absolutely sinful between her legs. She squeezed her breasts and tweaked her nipples as the fire spread to her chest. Carrie certainly knew how to please a woman. Her tongue seemed to be everywhere. It fluttered like a butterfly, then probed her depths like a small, pointed cock.      Robin lifted her legs and rested her feet on the seat. With a hurried hand, she pulled her dress down around her waist so she could see Carrie licking her womanhood. It was a delightful sight.      "Thanks, I was suffocating," Carrie smiled brightly. Her face glistened with Robin's juice. Robin felt embarrassed. She would have wiped Carrie's face, if she had anything to wipe it with. Too late, it was back nuzzling in her pussy, and it felt oh so wonderful.      "My God!" Robin gasped. Her legs and ass tingled, her pussy was on fire. Tendrils of electricity shot clear up to her breasts. Grunting animal-like sounds, she threw her head back and banged it roughly on the board seat, through the thin material of the canvas coach. She gasped and pushed Carrie away. She threw down her skirt just as a head appeared in the window.      "What?" the conductor shouted.      "We need water, this woman feels faint," Robin yelled.      "Just a minute." In a moment a canvas bag was handed into the window. "Anything else?"      "No, we are fine," Robin assured him. She dropped the canvas bag on the floor and sighed.      "That was close," Carrie said as she massaged Robin's soft thighs. "And just when I was having fun," she pouted.      "Get back in there!" Robin commanded, lifting her dress. With a giggle Carrie disappeared beneath the fabric of her dress. Once again her head bobbed in the fabric of her dress, between Robin's shuddering legs. The mouth and tongue felt so wonderful, so absolutely heavenly. There were no words to describe the heat, softness, and the pure fire of passion she felt.      Suddenly the fire intensified to an intolerable level. She was taken by surprise by the horrible wave lust the filled her pussy. It began quivering against Carrie's beautiful face. The tongue continued to stimulate the flesh, as it spasmed and jerked. She tipped her head back and cried out, with her hand massaging Carrie's head through the material of her dress. In a moment her orgasm died, and Carrie reluctantly pulled from beneath her dress. She wiped her mouth on the back of her hand and picked up the water bag. She rinsed her hands one at a time, then cupped her hand and filled it with enough water to wash her face.      With a smile she handed the bag to Robin. Robin took a quick drink and sat back with a big smile on her face. "Wonderful," she sighed.      "I'm glad you liked it. Now I guess you too are a sexual pervert. How does it feel?"      "Wonderful," Robin said again, absently rubbing her stomach with a blissful expression. "Does it feel like that every time?"      "As far as I know."      "I am the happiest woman in the world," Robin sighed.      "Tadatadatadaaaaa."      "I'm going to shoot that son-of-a-bitch," Robin howled, leaping off her seat and digging for her bag.      "No," Carrie said, wrestling the bag out of her hand. "Do not shoot our driver, California is a long way off yet, we need him" she giggled, falling back on the seat and caressing Robin's pretty head. THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Sex Tales of the Old West - Antique Porn & Erotic Western Stories

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Thursday, September 4, 2008

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Brunettes	Bubble Butt	Catfights
Caught on Tape	Cheerleaders	Classic Porn
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European	Facials	Feet
Female Ejaculation	Femdom	Finger Banging
Flashing	Gangbangs	Goth Girls
Grannies	Group Sex	Hairy
Handjobs	Hardcore	High Heels
Huge Breasts	Indian	Interracial Movies
Latex	Latinas	Leather
Lesbians	Lingerie	Masturbation
Mature	Midgets	MILF
Nurses	Office Sex	Orgies
Outdoor Sex	Panties	Piercing
Pornstars	POV	Pregnant
Reality	Red Heads	Rim Jobs
Role Play	Rough Sex	Rubber
Schoolgirls	Shaved	Shower Cams
Small Tits	Smoking	Softcore
Spanking	Stockings	Strap On
Tattoos	Teens	Threesomes
Throat Gagging	Toys	Transsexuals
Upskirts	Vintage Porn	Voyeur
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Monday, September 1, 2008

Monday Toons

Three Adult Jokes

1. Jake was dying.  His wife sat at the bedside.  He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."  "There's no need to," his wife replied.  "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace.  I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"  "I know," she replied, "now just rest and let the poison work."

2. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? 
A: You don't know how much either of them means to you until they go down on you.

3. Two dwarfs have just been released from prison and are dying for some sex, so they pick up two prostitutes and take them to a hotel and book two rooms - A and B. So the dwarf in room A is getting ready to shag the prostitute when he cant get a hard on and he can hear is mate in room B going “1, 2, 3 huh… 1, 2, 3 huh.” and thinks to himself I can't believe this. So in the morning the bloke in room B goes how was your night? And the bloke in room A goes it was terrible I couldn't get a hard on. The bloke in Dwarf in room B well it wasn't as bad as mine I couldn't even get on the bed!
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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Blogger Babe - Thai Angel

Thai Angel is a very cute 19 year old, 5'0, 90 lb Asian Hottie. Isn't she cute? Yeah, yeah... I know she looks young, but don't freak out, (and don't any of you pedophile pervs get wrong idea), she IS a legal adult! Anyway, she has a great figure with very nicely shaped 32C breasts, a shaved pussy with just a wisp of silky-soft hair and probably one of the tiniest asses I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah... I know, she's small all over, but still, her butt is just so dang cute. Thai Angel also has beautiful long (middle of her back) brown hair, bright brown eyes and a very sweet, very innocent smile. But don't let that smile fool you. Yeah, yeah... she looks sweet and innocent, but let me tell you, this babe can deffo lay on the "sexy". (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

Porn Jester's Asian Girls

I met Thai Angel through and agent. She was the model (with the b/f) I interviewed a while ago. Click here to read about it. Anyway, it turns out that she is not so sweet, innocent and naive as I originally thought. I had a long talk with her and found out that she came over here from Thailand to visit her b/f and to take some English courses while she was here. ALSO, it was her idea (not his) to do some adult work. That totally blew me away. She told me (in very broken English) that she could make some great money doing this type of work and then go back home, pay for college and live quite comfortably in Bangkok for a while. She deffo had a plan that she was following. I'll give her credit for that, but dang!!! She deffo should not be doing this type of work. And her b/f should deffo not let her do it! Oh well... who am I to judge?
 

Asian Candy

As you can see, I hired her for a shoot. Of course, she doesn't have a car here and her b/f has a real job, so I had to go pick her up for the shoot. When I got there she was completely ready to go. In other words, I didn't have to wait for her. She got in the car and on the way to location she finally started to open up to me and talk - which was both a curse and a blessing. A curse because... once she started talking, she never shut up. Dang, the girl talked non-stop all day long. And about half of what she said I could not understand. I just nodded and smiled a lot! No, I'm kidding, her English was ok. Only about a quarter of it I could not understand. A blessing because... she felt very comfortable and we really got to know each other in the short time we were together. A very sweet girl that seems like she deffo knows what she wants in life. But, I still always have to think that there's screw loose somewhere with someone that does this type of work (myself included).
 

Guns and Tits

Anyway, back to the shoot. The shoot went great. Thai Angel was deffo a pleasure to work with. Anything that I needed her to do, she did it. And she did it with a smile. So much so, I actually had to tell her to stop smiling. And of course, that made her smile even more. Dang! We were flying through the shoot. In exactly four (4) hours, between all the smiling, laughing and changing clothes, we did an amazing, nine (9) different set-ups including; sweet cheerleader, naughty schoolgirl, amateur, Lingerie (with a gun - which was very kewl), bellhop (with a dildo), bikini, two (2) voyeur scenes. and plastic wrap. Yeah, yeah... I know. You're probably wondering what the plastic wrap is all about. Well, it was very kewl. We wrapped her tightly (like a mummy) from head to toe in clear saran wrap. I guess that it's some type of new fetish. Didn't do a whole lot for me (sexually), but it was still very kewl.

After the shoot I drove her back to her b/f's, asked when she was leaving and told her that I would deffo love to shoot her again before she leaves. She said she was pretty booked up but if she had the time she would love to work with me again. She gave me a big hug and got out of the car.
 

Mummified Girls

A few days later, she and her b/f came over to look at the pics and picked out a bunch that they wanted. I again brought up that I wanted to shoot her (again) and they said that she would be deffo interested but didn't know if she had the time and that they would call me in a couple of days to let me know. Of course, they never called. Thai Angel is probably back in Bangkok by now. Oh well...

If you want to see more of Thai Angel, check out "Guns and Tits," "Porn Jester's Asian Girls," "Asian Candy," "Mummified Girls," "China Dolls," "Prep School Sluts," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Triple X Cams," "Nude Amateur Women," "Asian Teens in Lingerie," and of course "Mega-Voyeur."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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