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I'd Hit It!

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

This photo was done sometime in the late 1940's or early 1950's (I think).

Technically, this photo is pretty boring. I get what the photographer was going for, but to me, he (or she) didn't accomplish it. I mean come on... it's just a model with a typical pose, in front of a backdrop with a spot on her. It's all grey and there's no contrast or tonal changes in the entire photo. Yawn! Bore me!

Ok, let's talk about the model - She's the only thing I do like about the picture. She has a nice model thin body, a nice arch, very smooth brown skin, and nice little perky titties. And just now, looking at the photo again, I realize that she has no pubic hair. Either that or she has the longest torso in history. Actually, considering the decade that the pic was taken, I would bet my bottom dollar that she does have pubic hair; probably a really nice full bush of it. But, I guess to show that then, it would really have made this pic X-rated. Mmmm. I so would have like to to see a little hair down there. Yummy! I think it deffo would have made the pic much more erotic. And even though the model is holding an Asian parasol, I do believe that she is Black. Maybe a dark skinned Filipina, but my guess is still Black, And, again, considering the decade that this picture was taken... Oooo, How exotic! - Or better yet... How scandalous!

I would so do her.

This photo does not work for me, but the model does :o)
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Friday, January 16, 2009

Illustrated Erotic Tales
 

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Japanese Shunga
 

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Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls 
 

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Sleepy Sex Fetish
 

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

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Monday, January 12, 2009

Monday Toons

Three Adult Jokes

1. As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.  Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'  The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'  The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.  To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'  A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.  The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.  The wife asked: 'What the hell are you doing?'  The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'

2. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? 
A: So brunettes can remember them.

3. A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned.  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.  So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.  However, the only skin on her body that  the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.  The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.  After all, this was a very delicate matter.  After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.  He looked more handsome than he ever had before!  All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!  One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.  He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.  How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek!"
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Saturday, January 10, 2009

I'd Hit It!

Mmmm... Thi Michelle

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

This photo was done sometime in the late 1940's or early 1950's (I think).

Hmmm, what to say about this pic?... Not a whole lot. Technically, it is pretty boring. It's all flat, grey, has no contrast or tonal changes what-so-ever. But, I do like the composition of the shot, and that's pretty much it.

Hmmm, what to say about the model?... Again, not a whole lot. She does have nice titties and a slender body, but her hair looks over processed and I just don't find her face very attractive at all. Something about the way she is looking over her shoulder and also something about her herself, just doesn't do it for me at all.

And, even though I am a guy, I probably still would not do her.

This photo and model, both, do not work for me :o(
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Friday, January 9, 2009 Adult Erotica - SEAT OF DISCIPLINE Uniforms, daily prayer, chapel, and strict discipline, those where the building blocks that molded the character of the young women that attended Lady of Mercy School for Girls!!! The theory being that by the time a girl graduated from Mercy she was ready to face the world!!! Of course in every organization there was always those few bad apples that bucked the system, whether it be in the army, the Boy Scouts, or as in this case a high school for girls, for some it is impossible to go along with the group and rules are made to be broken!!! In this case our story opens up in Sister Nora's twelfth grade math class where she is in the middle of a lecture on reciprocals...............   "........now class this is important and I'm sure it will be on the next test, so if there are there any questions speak up now!!!" "Well that's just wonderful, no questions," she said a little sarcastically, "with the marks some of you are earning you'd think you'd have a question or two!!!" The room was dead quiet, when from the back row Zoey raised her hand, and in a sweet voice asked, "I have a question Sister Nora!!!" Sister Nora eyed the eighteen year old with a little suspicion and replied slowly, "Yes, Zoey, what is your question?!?" After giggling softly Zoey asked, "My question is, when in my life time am I ever gonna hafta use the inverse proportion of a reciprocal!?!" Several of the girls gasped that Zoey would so openly ridicule one of the nuns, but they were quickly brought back to order when Sister Nora's ruler came down hard on her desk sounding for all the world like a rifle shot!!! She eyed the incorrigible girl for several seconds, and in a calm but stern voice Sister Nora replied, "I'm sure that after spending some time in the Mother Superior's office you can think of many ways to use the inverse proportion of a reciprocal!!!"   "I'm getting pretty tired of your insolence, young lady," Sister Nora snapped as they walked to the Mother Superior's office, "how many detentions is that, ten or eleven?!?" It sounded like a rhetorical question so Zoey just kept her mouth shut and kept walking, while Sister Nora, who was just plain tired of Zoey's insults and general bad behavior, shook her head in disgust at Zoey's continued inability to conform to Mercy High's code of conduct!!! "Well, now it's out of my hands," Sister Nora offered as they entered Mother Superior Judith's outer office, "hello, Sister Grace, is the Mother Superior busy!?!" "She's on the phone, but it shouldn't be too long," the receptionist secretary replied, "is there something I can help you with!?!" "It's Zoey, again," Sister Nora replied while nodding at still smug teenager, "I've warned her so many times, and now I've just had it!!!" After giving Zoey a cool long look, Sister Grace replied, "She can wait over in the corner, I'll buzz the Mother Superior when she's off the phone, in the mean time you can return to your class!!!" With a grateful sigh Sister Nora thanked Sister Grace, and with a backward glance at Zoey, headed back to her class!!! "So," Sister Grace said, "you just can't seem to stay out of trouble can you!?!" "Uh, I guess trouble must be my middle name," Zoey shot back flippantly!!! "We'll see about that," the Sister replied, "we'll see about that!!!"   Ten minutes later Zoey found herself standing in front of the immense oak desk of Mother Superior Judith, and even she was a little intimidated by the regal aura surrounding the head of the school!!! After glancing at Zoey's record, MS Judith observed, "Since your freshman year it's been one scrape after another, don't you ever learn, you're a senior for god sakes, you're supposed to be setting an example for the younger girls!!!" Know she was treading on thin ice, Zoey still couldn't help herself when she shot back, "I am setting an example, it just happens to be a bad one, that's all!!!" While shaking her head from side to side, MS Judith opined, "Just as I thought, no remorse what so ever, well young lady, this time you're going to have to pay the price!!!" As Zoey looked on with a slight smirk on her face, MS Judith buzzed Sister Grace and said, "Bring it in, we have no other choice!!!"   A minute or so later, the door to MS Judith's office swung open and Sister Grace slid a metal chair into the middle of the office!!! "Thank you, Sister," MS Judith offered, "please close the door and remain here!!!" After the door was closed, Zoey casually looked over at the heavy chair, and what she saw made her tummy do a flip flop!!! "W-what's that," she stammered, unable to take her eyes off it!?! "What's what, dear," the MS asked sweetly?!? "On the seat," Zoey replied quickly, "what's that thing in the middle of the seat!?!" "Oh, that," MS Judith replied in a surprised voice, "it looks to me like an erect penis, isn't that what it looks like to you, Sister Grace!?!" With a dumb look on her face, Sister Grace replied, Well I've never actually seen one, but from what I hear that's what they look like!!!" Now real fear shot through Zoey's body while she stared at the menacing looking contraption, and in small voice she whined, "Y-you're not gonna make me sit on that are you?!?" Both women looked at each other for a second, before the MS replied evenly, "Why yes, my dear, I'm afraid that we are!!!"   Now a feeling of real terror swept through her when she realized that this was no joke, they really intended for her to sit down it, and no matter what Sister Grace thought, most erect penises weren't near the size of this monster, and she should no, because last summer she got to see one up close and personal!!! "You can't do this to me," she pleaded, "I'll be good, I promise, not more trouble from me, you've got my word on it!!!" Now slowly shaking her head from side to side, the MS said softly, "We've hear this all before, and I must say that your word means nothing!!!" Now getting a grim look on her face, Zoey gamely replied, "I'll fight you, you'll never get me to sit on it, you never will!!!" Now MS Judith's face turned rock hard, and with her eyes down to slits, she replied evenly, "We won't have to force you to do anything, you're going to do it on your of your own free will!!!" After looking back and forth between the chair and the MS, Zoey replied, "Y-you're nuts if you think I'm gonna put that inside my cunt by my own free will, do you think I'm crazy or something!?!" "No," the MS replied softly, while pulling a brutal looking paddle out of her drawer, "I think you'll look at this paddle and decide that you'd just as soon fuck yourself on the chair rather than get beaten to within an inch of your life and then get fucked anyway!!!   All the fight quickly drained out of Zoey's body as she slumped in her chair, and offered no resistance when Sister Grace pulled her roughly to her feet and began taking off her plaid skirt and white blouse!!! "P-please," Zoey begged barely above a whisper, "don't do this to me, I'll be good, I promise I will!!!" Both women ignored her incantations, and in another minute Zoey was shivering, scared, and naked in the middle of the room with the nipples on her pretty firm breasts standing at attention!!! "My, my," Sister Grace whispered, "she has a lovely body, don't you think?!?" "Yes, she does," the MS replied while staring at Zoey's plump vagina, "she will do quite nicely!!!" "I-I'm so afraid," Zoey mumbled while Sister Grace led her by the arm over to the chair, "I beg of you, please don't make me do this!!!" "Stop your begging and whining," the MS snapped, "it's undignified, and besides, from what I've heard young girls like you enjoy this sort of thing, isn't that right, Sister Grace!?!" After making a smirking noise in her throat, Sister Grace replied evenly, "From what I hear they all love getting fucked by big hard cocks, and I think we can assume that Zoey here is no virgin!!!" "Is that true, Zoey," the MS asked softly, "are you a virgin, or have you let young men put their large peckers inside of your fat little pussy!?!" "I-it's none of your business what I've done," Zoey shot back in a fairly harsh voice, "that stuff should remain private!!!" "Of course is should," the MS replied smoothly, "it really makes no difference to me whether you're virgin or not, the reality of the situation is that in about two minutes you're going to be riding a nine inch long steel pecker that will split your cherry wide open if you still have one that is!!!   "Okay, enough chatter," the MS ordered, "now help our little trouble maker onto her throne!!!" After taking Zoey by the wrist, Sister Grace guided her bottom slowly down towards the dreaded spike until it was pressing insistently at the very opening of her vagina!!! "She's ready, Mother Superior," Sister Grace said thickly obviously in the early stages of sexual arousal, "s-should I press her down now!?!" With a slight nod of her head, the MS gave Sister Grace permission to force the huge cock into Zoey's now dripping vagina!!! "She's really wet," Sister Grace panted, "I think she's gonna love this," while gently pushing down on the young girl's shoulders!!!" "Oh my god," Zoey moaned as each inch of smooth metal invaded her most intimate are, "i-it's splitting me in fucking half, oh god does it feel huge!!!" "Is larger than your boyfriend's cock," the Mother Superior asked softly?!? "Fuck yes," Zoey gasped as the big dick bottomed out inside of her, "Tommy is nowhere as big as this, ohhhhhhhhhhh god it feels so nice, I feel so full!!!" Sister Grace moved to a position so that she could get the best view of the massive cock shoved up into Zoey's cunt, and without even thinking, she stuck a hand up her skirt and began masturbating furiously as orgasm after orgasm cascaded from Zoey's hot cunt!!!   "Are you masturbating," the MS asked softly, "she seems to have a very responsive vagina?!?" "She's incredible," Sister Grace panted, "just look at her, she can't help herself, she's cumming al over the place!!!" "Is that true, dear, Sister Grace seems to think you have a very hot vagina," is that true!?!" "My god," Zoey gasped, "I-I've lost count of how many I've had, h-here comes another one, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck, I'm cumming again!!!" "Of course you are," the MS replied, "would you like to see Sister Grace riding the chair!?!" "A-are you serious," Zoey gasped, "I'd love it, make her do it, make her fuck herself with it!!!" "What do you think, Sister Grace, are you ready to take a ride on the steel satisfier," the MS whispered?!? "Oh yes," she moaned, "let me sit on it, my cunt is absolutely on fire!!!"   On extremely shaky legs Zoey pulled herself off the steel spike cock until finally slipping to the floor and collapsing in a heap along side the brutal cock-chair!!! With Zoey's juices still glistening on its knob, Sister Grace took her place and slowly lowered her big lipped cunt into place!!! With her head rolling from side to side, she carefully lowered her cunt until the steel orgasm maker was buried deep inside of her quivering pussy!!! "How does it feel, Sister Grace," the MS asked quietly, "is your pussy nice an full, does it feel violated!?!" Sister Grace would have answered if she was able, but the orgasms flooding her cunt required all of her concentration!!! My, my," the MS sighed, "I do believe that Sister Grace is having a big one, don't you, Zoey!?!" "She's getting the fucking of her life," Zoey said quietly, "just look at her face, she cumming like a fucking rocket!!!" "That she is, my dear," the MS chuckled, "now, I have one more punishment for you, so if you'll just come here................."   Zoey was so enthralled watching Sister Grace riding the steel pony that she never even noticed the Mother Superior position herself on the edge of her desk with her gown hiked up above her waist and her panties pulled to one side!!! "Come here, child," she ordered firmly, "your mother's clitoris is in need of some oral servitude!!!" She was through arguing and fighting, so without a word of protest, Zoey slid her little ass over between the MS's legs, and with no hesitation what so ever, pushed her mouth directly into her bushy snatch!!! "Oh, my," the MS sighed, "you have a very talented mouth, young lady, are you sure you haven't done this before?!?" With her face now smeared with pussy juice, Zoey looked up to the MS and replied, "I've never sucked a pussy, but I've sucked Tommy's cock!!!" "Well my dear, you have a definite affinity for cunt lapping," the MS sighed softly, "now do your mother's clit and make her have a hard one, okay!?!" Zoey's talented tongue moved into overdrive as it flicked roughly over the over sized nub at the apex of the Mother Superior's pussy!!! "Oh, god fucking dammit," she moaned, "the little fucking bitch is sucking me off, and she's doing a fucking wonderful job of it, too, oh my, I'm fucking cumming so fucking hard!!!" The two women of the cloth were now both in the throes of brutally vicious orgasms that threatened to make each of them pass out, and as the MS's cunt exploded in a cascade of cums, she bucked her hips forward, trying desperately to keep maximum pressure on her exploding cunt!!!   The only sounds left to be heard were three women panting as their bodies recovered from quite possibly the hardest orgasms they had ever experienced!!! Finally in a small voice the Mother Superior said to Zoey, "Now young lady, let this be a lesson to you, if there is anymore trouble in class you're going to end up right back here in the chair, do I make myself clear!?!" As a small smile crept over her face, Zoey replied softly, "Perfectly, Mother Superior, perfectly!!! THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica.

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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Cocoa Shanelle
 

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Japanese Shunga
 

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"Crazy Comix" features over 50 full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3d toons, detective stories, funny cartoons, super heroes, evil villains, horny hentai hotties, animated bukkake babes, big titty toons, naughty pin-ups, anime, manga, special "Stripper Toons" & "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" galleries, flash movies and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists.

"Crazy Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. Check out "Crazy Comix". It's crazy ;o)

"Detective Comix" - Hard-boiled X-rated adult detective toons featuring gritty private eyes, horny dames, hardcore G-men, uncensored action packed 3D comics, exotic big titty broads, underground bukkake comix, and much more.

"Detective Comix" features many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore and very funny adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, sleezy Private Dicks, uncensored comic books, blowjob bukkake babes, weird FBI files, sex crime stories, gangsters, molls, big titty toon babes, exclusive "Stripper Toons" galleries, exclusive "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" comix, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists.

"Detective Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberSex Prestige PLUS" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an CyberSex member you get FREE access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. So give "Detective Comix" a click.

"Peep Hole Show" - Mega hidden cam site featuring galleries of young women spied on through peep holes. Plus exclusive Pervert Jack cartoons, erotic voyeur stories, and much more.

"Peep Hole Show" features many full galleries of uncensored amateur photos of the girl next door, horny housewives, Hot Asians, Black Babes, and Spicy Latinas, that are caught masturbating in the bathroom, shower, bedroom, and even the kitchen. This site shows you exactly what girls do when they "THINK" that they're alone. Plus it has erotic voyeur stories and funny X-rated adult cartoons featuring that lovable pervert -  "Pervert Jack"!

"Peep Hole Show" has very kewl and eye-catching splash pages (great color scheme) with free tours and tonnes of free samples. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has A LOT of great content inside - I know, because I certainly enjoyed shooting every bit of it. There is also adult erotica and exclusive Pervert Jack cartoons. "Peep Hole Show" also has a very nice, clean, simple, and fast loading design. The layout is surfer friendly and very easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" AC Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. Check out "Peep Hole Show". You won't be disappointed. It's a great hidden cam / voyeur site with tonnes of content and if I didn't already own this site, I would certainly buy a membership.

  "Somnophilia - Sex with Sleeping Girls" - Sleepysex fantasy pictures of cute & innocent Asian, Black, Latina, European & Pregnant girls fondled, fingered & fucked while sleeping. These girls can't say "NO!"

"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There are also special bonus galleries with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters, Sleepy Toons  and Sleep Carry Pics. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on... And, because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.
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Blush Toons / Anime Girls / Hentai Hotties
 

Blush Toons / Anime Girls

Mummified Girls
 

Mummified Girls

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Sleepy Sex Fetish
 

Sleepy Sex Fantasy

"Sleepy Sex Fetish" - Somnophilia Sleeping Sex Fantasy. Sexy women and barely legal teen girls getting fucked in their sleep. An adult "Sleeping Girl" website.
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Sleepy Toons
 

Sleepy Toons Exclusive Sleep Fetish Cartoons

"Sleepy Toons" - Mega adult cartoon site featuring exclusive hardcore sleepysex comics, x-rated fairy tales, uncensored 3D toons, sleeping anime & hentai girls, naughty sleep fetish comix, fantasy sleep carry pin-ups, and erotic, controversial sleep themed paintings - painted by the Master's themselves. Plus exclusive Pervert Jack galleries and much more.
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Featured Artist - Patty - A Creative Spanko Wench
 

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

Doggy Style Divas

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Blog Babe

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Tramp Stamps
 

Tramp Stamps - Tattooed Teens

Sleep Carry
 

Sleep Carry Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or Torment! Sleep Carry is a FREE "Lift & Carry" site for the Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us. Photo Galleries / Cartoons / Stories

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Pervert Jack - The Lovable Pervert

Poetry - ...BUT I AM NOT INTO YOU.
 

Gothic Horror Tales
 

Gothic Horror Tales

Check This - Island Girls of Jamaica
 

Island Girls of Jamaica

Sexy Adult Cartoons & Erotic Pin Up Art
 

Crazy Comix

Lingerie & Fetish Gear by Eros Boutique
 

Fetish & Bondage Gear Supplied by Eros Boutique

Fetish Clothing Supplied by Eros Boutique

The Leather Blindfold, Ruby Red Ball Gag, Leather Restraints & Hardware, Leather Waist Cincher, Leather Thong & Leather Fetish Boots were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Toon Tuesday

I love erotic toons!
 

Stripper Toons	Cuntoons	Sex-Fi Erotica
Crazy Comix	Triple X Toons	Tales of Death
Gothic Horror Tales	Kinky Komix	Trenchcoat Diaries
Pregnant Comix	PJ's Adult Toons	Christmas Toons
Crime Toons	Urabon Yuri	Undercover Stripper
ProsTiToons	Blush Toons	Detective Comix
Sleepy Toons		Pervert Jack

Monday, January 5, 2009

Monday Toons

Three Raunchy Jokes

1. "Well," snarled the tough old Navy chief to the bewildered seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave." "Not me, Chief!" the seaman replied.  "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"

2. Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.   After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and  get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.  When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.  While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.  As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

3. A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."  "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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Sunday, January 4, 2009

Blogger Babe - Aurora Jolie

Aurora Jolie is a beautiful half black / half white 5’5, 130 lb babe that just turned 18 and just graduated from High School. Oh my… She has smooth & supple brown skin, shoulder-length dark-brown hair, beautiful hazel eyes that sparkle with the innocence of youth, high cheek balls, a beautiful smile, full & luscious and very kissable lips, a hot 34-24-34 body with absolutely perfect, very round & firm (real) Double D tits, beautiful light brown & very suckable nipples, a nice flat & toned stomach (with pierced belly-button), very muscular legs, a killer ass, one of the best “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arches I have ever seen, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

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I saw Aurora's photos on my agent's website, and like I have said a dozen times before, I knew immediately that I wanted to meet her, book her for a shoot, photograph her, date her, have hot & wild sex for hours (or seconds as sometimes happens), fall madly in love with her, marry her and be with her the rest of my life. Oh my goodness… After that little fantasy played out in my head, I looked at her photos again and yes, she is absolutely beautiful, but I have to be honest… I could not take my eyes off of her boobs; probably one of the finest sets that I have ever seen. Yummy! All I could think about was just curling up in between them and… well, you get the idea. Ok, getting past her tits and back to my fantasy of a relationship with her – Mmmm. Wait! Ok, that fantasy bubble just burst. She does porn and I cannot date a girl that does porn. Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a double standard. But there's nothing wrong with double standards as long as they're in my favor. Wait! She's new. She just got listed! Maybe she hasn't done a shoot yet. What the hell was I waiting for? I picked up the phone and called. After the agent's machine picked up, I realized that it was 11pm on a Saturday night. What does that tell you? Oh, how sad for me. 

Monday morning, 10am, trying not to sound too desperate at the prospect of meeting Aurora, I called my agent and expressed a faux  “take her or leave her” interest in having Aurora come by for a “go-see”. Later that day, Aurora, her driver and another model showed up for the interview. Ok, let's Reader's Digest this… The driver was nice, knew his job and didn't say much. The other model was nice, but not what I was looking for. Ok, back to Aurora – OH MY GOODNESS! She was even better in person, Hot, cute, sexy, and very innocent - all at the same time. Not to mention her beautifully, fabulous, gorgeous breasts that were just waiting to burst forth from under her tight little shortie top and jump into my hands, my mouth, wrap themselves around my dick and.... well, again, you get the idea. But before any of that could happen, I had to continue on with the interview, check ID's and… Oh my… She just graduated from High School. The High School in my home town no less. And, she just turned 18. That means that… a couple months ago, she was only 17. Oh my… I can't get any more “barely legal” than that.
 

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We talked for quite a while. Really nice girl. Should be doing mainstream. Should not be doing porn. No reason for her to be doing porn. Which, by-the-way, she had already done a few video scenes; without a condom, no less. How fucking sad is that? Rhetorical question. But as we talked I felt more and more connected to her and in my sick and twisted mind, I kept trying to justify to myself that having a relationship with her would be ok. After all, she has only done couple of scenes, and if she stopped now… Heavy sigh… Who am I kidding? She was booked solid (doing hardcore scenes) for the next two weeks straight. With my head hung low, I licked my wounds… Oh, that didn't sound right.

Anyway, on with the interview. No wait… let me just say that I ask a lot of questions to a potential model. I mean… I won't book a model unless I like her, and if I like her, then I deffo want to know more about her. So I do ask a lot of questions – both business and personal. Yes, granted… I'm nosey, but that's not the main reason I ask questions. A lot of times their answers are the determining factors if I hire them or not. I ask about their modeling & acting experience. What they want to do with their life. I ask about school. Education. Who they live with. I ask why they're doing porn. If they have a boyfriend. Husband. I ask if their significant other knows that they're doing porn. Let's get real for a second… If their b/f doesn't know, and the model is only doing porn to get back at her jealous b/f, who by the way just got out of jail for murder, then chances are… I'm not going to hire her.
 

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Back to the interview. I asked Aurora why she was doing porn. After a long pause, she said that she didn't know. Which was quickly followed by, she wanted to be a model and thought that doing porn was a good way to get into modeling... How these young models get that idea in their head I will never know... And then, almost as an afterthought, she quietly stated that she wanted to be "Porn Star"… Well, with her looks, eagerness, and of course her perfect breasts, I have no doubt that, if she doesn't burn out (or all of a sudden get smart), she will deffo be on her way to accomplishing that goal… Another heavy sigh… She didn't have a boyfriend, so I asked her what her parents thought about her doing porn. A brief pause… They didn't know... I asked what they would say when they found out. After a longer pause and, I swear, with Aurora's eyes getting a little teary, she replied… They won't find out, they don't look at porn… Ah… Naiveté… it can be a blessing, a curse, or both… 

Ok, what should I do? Damn my morals and fuck it! I hired her. Hey, give me a break. She's hot, she's cute, and even though she's already done hardcore scenes, she's still very innocent (I still want her) and to top it all off – she has great tits. She then took her clothes off (Oh… I sooo want her), we did a few test shots, set up a shoot for the following day and then she and her entourage were out the door. Well, after she put her clothes back on of course.
 

Schoolgirls

The next day Aurora, who doesn't drive and had to get a ride, showed up for the shoot on time and with a suitcase of outfits. We went through the costumes, filled out paper work, checked ID's (again) and pretty much just sat around and talked and laughed and talked and laughed. I really like her. And not just because of her tits either. I mean… I really like her. And I'm kind of in a dilemma about it. She does porn! I fall for my porn models all the time, but I don't date them. And I want to date her. Maybe I'm delusional. Maybe I just want to fuck her. Maybe I just want to play with her tits. Maybe I just want to cuddle with her, put my arm around her, and tenderly kiss beautiful face. Maybe, just maybe… I actually do like her and am just beating myself off (uh… Freudian slip)… beating myself up over it. I dunnno…

Back to the shoot. Even though Aurora is a complete amateur, she was terrific to work with. She did what was needed to get the shots, she was quick, she held her poses, she wasn't shy, she could easily lick her nipples, she didn't bitch, she didn't moan (except when needed), she has great tits, and in exactly 3 hours we shot ten (10) different set-ups including; amateur, a sexy belly-dance outfit, a naughty schoolgirl outfit (oh my… she looked so dang cute), a hot & steamy “voyeur” shower scene, a bondage scene (complete with blindfold, yoke restraint & leg spreaders) – all of which was supplied for the shoot by Eros Boutique. We then hit a couple of major Holidays and shot a Christmas outfit, and a Valentine's outfit – again, both of which were supplied by Eros Boutique. We finished up the day with two (2) different Somnophilia scenes… A sigh of relief… I finally got to do more than just look at her gorgeous boobs. Actually, these two Somno scenes were very “hard” (pun intended) to shoot. Again, I really like her and I want to do more than just fulfill by perverted photographic fantasies with her. I want to be touching her for real, not just because I have a camera in my hand and am paying her. But I digress… Even if I was working and it was all fantasy, it was still wonderful to undress, fondle, and have my way with her while she “pretended” to be asleep. And, I've been having sexual fantasies about that shoot ever since – LOL.
 

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After the shoot, Aurora hung out, helped me clean up the studio, we looked at pictures, and we talked - a lot. She is deffo into my non-adult art and expressed a huge interest in getting together for that type of shoot. My dream come true. After the studio was cleaned up we went out for lunch, talked a lot more, and just really got to know each other. We actually have a lot in common. She has a good sense of humor. She's intelligent - well except for the wanting to be a "Porn Star" part... And, I will reiterate this again – I REALLY LIKE HER! After we finished eating, I drove her home and we just sat in the car and talked - like a couple of love-sick High School Students. Oops, what am I thinking… High School was only a few months ago for her. Oh, how sad for me – LOL. Anyway, we got out of the car, hugged, talked, hugged again, she gave me a kiss on the cheek, we talked some more, then hugged some more, and then sadly, it was finally time to leave. Since then, we've talked on the phone a few times, set-up a non-adult artistic shoot, canceled the shoot, set-up a shoot, canceled, setup, etc., etc..
 

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Anyway, if you want to see more of Aurora Jolie, check out check out; "Teen Shower Cam," "Peep Hole Show," "Porn Jester's Black Girls," "Sleepy Sex Fetish," "Triple X Cams" “Somnophilia – Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls.”
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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