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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the mid to late 1940's or even the early 1950's.

Technically... This photo could have been better, but as it is, it is not too bad. Granted, it is a very simple light set-up and a very simple set and maybe that is just how it is supposed to be, but again, it could have been better. A little more contrast, a little more effort in the lighting, a better background, and a better floor without the carpet wrinkling under the model's feet. It is not bad and yeah, it kinda works for me - but that may just be because of the model.

Speaking of which...

The Model... She is an absolute babe. She has that whole Betty Page thingy going for her; jet-black hair with short cut bangs, dark eyes, dark lips, pale skin, slim body, tiny waist, nice tits, nice butt, and nice muscular legs. I love the black opera gloves, the black fish-net stockings, and the black pumps with how they match her black hair and then contrast against her pale skin. And just looking at her and knowing the era that this photo was shot, I bet that she has a nice black and hairy pussy - Yummy!!!

Summery:

Technically: Not too bad, but could have been much better.

The Model: Absolute and total babe - Got a stiffy just thinking about her :o)
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Friday, December 14, 2007 Adult Erotica - DINNER PARTY “Oh, Carl,” Nancy whispered after her husband had rung the doorbell, “I'm so nervous, I hope I don't embarrass you, I know how important this dinner with Mr. Ford and his wife is, I hope I don't screw it up for you!!!” Carl gave his wife of three years a big hug and a kiss and replied gently, “Don't worry about a thing, hon, Mr. Ford is a real down to earth sort of fella and I'm sure Mrs. Ford is too, so just be yourself, okay!?!” Nancy Brickman was about to respond to her husband when the big front door opened in front of them and a smiling Harvey Ford was inviting them inside!!! “Good evening my boy,” the executive said with a smile, “and this must be Mrs. Brickman, it's so nice to meet you, Carl hear has told me all about you, but he never told me how beautiful you are!!!” Nancy quickly turned six shades of red, and even though she was totally on edge at meeting her husband's boss for the first time in her life, she still had the presence of mind to extend her hand and thank him for the invitation!!! Harvey Ford escorted the Brickmans into the living room where he offered them drinks, and while he was mixing their martinis, a tall stunning blonde entered the room and offered, “Well hello, everyone, I'm Amanda Ford, it's so nice to meet you!!!”  Right away it became perfectly evident that when Amanda Ford was in a room full of people she immediately became the center of attention!!! She was tall, at least six feet in her stocking feet, and stunningly beautiful with a devastating body that was covered in a lycra thin dress that accentuated each and every one of her magnificent curves!!! Even though his pretty young wife was only standing a few feet from him, Carl never the less couldn't help gaping at the voluptuous woman that literally oozed sexuality from every pore in her body!!! Carl stared unabashedly at Mrs. Ford with his mouth literally hanging open, and even though he figured she was at least a good two hundred pounds, it was so well proportioned over her full figure that she was the perfect embodiment of the proverbial hour glass!!! The dress was pulled so tight over her body that Carl wondered how in the world so got herself into it, because it literally looked as if she had it spray painted on her!!! The tight dress did little to hide the enormity of her huge chest and ass, and Carl tired picturing in his mind's eye what it must be like to see this magnificent creature without her clothes on!!! If Nancy was nervous before, just being in Amanda Ford's presence made her feel like she was small and insignificant, so when Amanda asked her to join her in the kitchen to check on the dinner, all she could do was nod dumbly and follow her hostess out of the room!!!  Once in the kitchen Amanda turned to face Nancy and in a low but firm voice asked, “You're quite nervous around me, aren't you child, you're literally shaking like a leaf!?!” Nancy took a long sip from her gin and tonic and in a barely audible voice replied, “W-well uh, I guess you could say that, I-I've never met anyone quite as beautiful as you are!!!” Amanda's face softened somewhat at that comment and she replied gently, “That was so nice of you to say, but really, dear, you're the one who is young and beautiful, I'm just an old hag so to speak, I'm old enough to be your mother!!!” “Oh no,” Nancy replied quickly unable to take her eyes off the biggest set of tits she had ever seen in her life, “y-you're just unbelievable, I-I really mean that, and believe me, no mother ever looked as good as you!!!” Nancy was still extremely on edge, and much to her chagrin Amanda Ford stepped closer to her, almost close enough to let their breasts touch, and in a very low but forceful voice Amanda offered, “I was hoping that you'd feel that way, so you won't mind it when I reach up under your dress and finger your pussy, do you!?!”  Nancy Brickman was totally and completely stunned at the overt nature of Amanda Ford's remarks, but much to her consternation, when the towering blonde casually reached under her dress and slipped her fingers past her panty crotch, all she did in response was to stand there like a statue and let the insistent fingers work their magic!!! “Oh my,” Amanda whispered into her ear, “you have a very responsive pussy that seems to be in need of attention, are you close to having a climax, dear!?!” By now beads of sweat had broken out on Nancy's forehead, and as much as she wanted to run and get away from Amanda Ford, something was holding her in place, and as the middle finger flicked back and forth over her now very erect clitoris, her whole body shuddered violently as an orgasm of unbelievable intensity slammed into her pussy, leaving her shaken and wobbly legged as it slowly subsided!!! As Nancy struggled to catch her breath, Amanda removed her hand from the dripping pussy, and after kissing the stunned young woman full on the mouth, jerked the skin tight black dress up and over her head, leaving her standing in the middle of the kitchen dressed only in a merry widow corset that only accentuated her gigantic boobs and an ass!!!  Amanda cupped her huge breasts and tweaked her already hard nipples and asked softly, “Dear, have you ever orally satisfied another woman, I mean have you ever put your mouth on another woman's pussy!?!” Nancy shook her head no, but instinctively she knew that that situation was about to change, and while normally she would have been completely repulsed, she offered absolutely no resistance when Amanda Ford sat down on the edge of the table with her legs spread wide apart and pulled the stunned young woman's mouth directly into her dripping smoothly shaven cunt!!! “Oh, yessss,” the older woman hissed, “for a beginner you're doing a very good job, now do my clit, oh yesssssss, right there, mmmmmm yes, do it for mama!!!” Nancy's mind was spinning out of control, but even in her stunned state she worried that her husband might walk in and see her with her mouth and tongue attached to Amanda's big pussy and clit!!! As she bored her tongue in harder on the huge dyke's big clit, she could hear the kitchen door opening and her husband gasping, “W-what in the hell is going on in here!?!”  Now it was her husband's turn to be stunned, and just as he crossed the room to pull Nancy away from between Amanda's thighs, the big bitch caught him flush on the chin with a hard right cross that sent him crumpling to the floor in front of her where upon she snapped to her husband, “Don't just stand there, get him into the chair, take off his clothes, and tie him up!!!” Harvey Ford quickly followed his wife's directive, and within a matter of only a few minutes a groggy Carl was sitting on a kitchen chair with his legs pulled apart leaving his semi hard erection in full view!!! “Well,” Amanda chuckled evilly, “it looks like your hubby likes what he's seeing cuz just look at that, he's getting a nice big hardon!!!” With her eyes now filling with tears, Nancy looked over in shock to see Carl shaking the cobwebs out of his head with what was definitely a huge boner sticking up out of his groin!!! She couldn't tell for sure how close Amanda Ford was to cumming, but much to her surprise and horror, she watched in utter fascination while Amanda shoved her out of the way and mounted her husband's big cock and began going for a ride!!!  Carl Brickman was anything but a small man, standing at least six feet tall and weighing in at one hundred eighty muscular pounds, but he looked like a little boy as he sat helplessly while the incredibly built blonde pounded up and down on his thick prick!!! Harvey Ford just stood by shame faced while his wife rode the big dick for all she was worth, and much to his chagrin he turned beat red when she commented, “Now this is more like it, a real cock for a change, you're really lucky having this big monster to ride every night, honey, I'll bet he fucks you till you scream!!!” Nancy was now sobbing silently to herself, and even though she didn't want to, her eyes were glued to Amanda's immense ass and her husband's cock as she bounced up and down on his thick fuck pole!!! Her balloon like tits bounced crazily only inches from his face, and even though he knew it was wrong, they were like magnets to his mouth, and with his cock running on cruise control, he buried his face between her jiggling pillows and began sucking one of her distended nipples for all he was worth!!! “Oh god,” she gasped when he nipped at her hard little nub, “oh yesss, suck my tits, ohhhh fuck I just love a good tit sucking!!!” This went on for a good ten minutes before inevitably both of them tensed up and shuddered while major climaxes ripped through their blood engorged organs!!! Almost as soon as she was finished Amanda hopped off of Carl's big pecker, and then while he looked on helplessly, the big Amazon grabbed his wife by the hair and dragged her over to him where she made her suck him to another stunning orgasm, filling Nancy's mouth with a huge load of hot burning cum!!!  “Now,” Amanda said with a grin, “don't they just make a precious couple!?!” When she got no answer from her husband, she looked at him sharply and repeated her question and he quickly replied, “Uh, yes, dear, they make a very attractive couple!!! Amanda was casually fingering her incredibly engorged labia, seemingly lost in thought when out of the blue she suggested, “Ya know, hon, you're so lucky to have a husband with such a big cock that I think it would be a good idea to let you see how the other half lives!!!” “W-what do you mean by that,” Nancy Brickman asked nervously!?! “Oh just that it might be nice to see you fuck Harvey, here,” she replied with obvious relish, “it would give you a whole other perspective on what a real fuck is!!!” “Oh nooooo,” Carl said while trying to unloosen his bindings, “you leave her alone, I'll see you in jail for this, I really will!!!” “Oh my,” Amanda Ford said with mock fear, “I'm so scared, Harvey, what on earth should I do!?!” Her husband looked on in total humiliation and replied, “I don't know, Amanda, what should you do!?!” “As usual, you have nothing to offer,” she spat, “now off with your pants, worm, and show this fine young couple what a big “stud” you are!!!”  With his head hung down, Harvey Ford slipped out of his pants and shorts, and true to his wife's word, he stood there with a four inch cock that stood forlornly at attention all by its lonesome!!!” Nancy shivered at the thought of having sex with the older man, but quick as a cat Amanda Ford stood up and grabbed her roughly by the arm and shoved her to the floor, and while holding her still, her tiny dicked husband took his place between her firm young thighs!!! Carl struggled mightily to free himself, but in the end all he could do was watch sadly as his wife submitted to his boss's advances!!! Even though Harvey Ford was far from well hung, he had a technique that quickly brought Nancy to the edge of a climax, so as Nancy's hips began to buck up to meet each of Harvey's strokes, Amanda turned her attention back to Carl!!! “Just look at little wifey,” she smirked, “I think she's gettin’ into Harvey's little dick!!!” Carl closed his eyes to the horror that was occurring in front of him, but almost immediately he was snapped back to reality when Amanda Ford mounted his hard prick and shoved her massive breasts into his stunned face and offered, “Now, since your wife is having such a good time, we might as well not let this big hardon go to waste, right, so suck my tits while I ride your fucking cock!!!”  Carl was disgusted with himself that he had so little self control, but Amanda Ford was so incredibly sexy that it was impossible for him not to react like any normal man would, so with the moans of his wife filling his ears, his hard pecker was being engulfed by the biggest and wettest cunt he had ever felt as well as having her fat tits bouncing up and down across his face!!! “Christ alive,” he thought to himself, “I love my wife, but I just can't help it, she's just so fucking huge and sexy, she's just intoxicating!!!” Nancy was now groaning loudly as a brutal climax erupted in her tiny little cunt, and try as he might, the sound of his wife losing her nut was an unbelievable aphrodisiac, and coupled with the grinding pussy of Amanda Ford, Carl's nut sack grew tight as his pecker spamsed over and over again, filling the big assed blonde with a gusher of his hot burning cum!!! Feeling Carl's huge dick convulsing inside of her, Amanda's pussy wrenched hard around the brutally thick pole, and like a ticking time bomb, her pussy exploded in a rainbow of colors as she bounced up and down like she was riding a wild stallion!!!  For a long time no one said a word until Carl asked softly, “Could someone please untie me, we want to go home!!!” Amanda gave her husband a nod, and after a few minutes, both Nancy and Carl were dressed and heading for the door!!! They were just about to leave when Amanda yelled out, “Before you leave, I have a little going away present for you!!!” As they both turned to see what Amanda Ford was talking about, she tossed a video tape on the floor in front of them and offered wickedly, “Just a little keepsake of our night together, now get the fuck out of here, that is until I call you back, got it!?!” With a cold shiver running through them, Carl picked up the tape and replied, softly, “Got it!!!” Later on as they drove home in silence, both of them contemplated the events of the evening and wondered what Amanda Ford would have in store for them at her next dinner party!!!  THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Destiny DeVille
 

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Japanese Shunga
 

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Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls 
 

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"Teen Shower Cam" - Galleries of sexy women and barely legal teens in the shower and bath. Plus new voyeur & hidden shower cam galleries.

"Teen Shower Cam" I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new and very pretty design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. The site has many galleries of hot babes in the shower & bath, plus hidden cam and vintage porn galleries. The galleries are rotated each month so there are always hot, new and wet babes to look at. "Teen Shower Cam" is a member of the "CyberAge Platinum" Network and that means - not only do you get access to thousands of other sites when you join, but also that it's a damn good site! Click on the link, take the FREE tour and find out for yourself.

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"Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian twins (or some girls that just alike). I really like the site. Of course, I love the babes on the site; there're some really sexy ones. And to make it even better, they're twins. They're not just twins, they're lesbian twins. Well actually not all of them are twins. Some are just hot lesbians that look alike... So,  Shhhhh, don't tell anybody. Let's keep it our little secret - LOL. Anyway, I like the design of the site. Of course I do... I designed it - LOL. Aside from the aesthetics, it's easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and did I mention - tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot some of the pics, but the majority, I licensed from an image broker. And because "Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.

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"Kinky Komix" is a sexy hardcore toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, fast loading and very enticing. Inside there are thirteen galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a very strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Kinky Komix" is a  "Adult Check Gold ®" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to the exclusive "AC Members Area," access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, exclusive pictorials and videos, and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.

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"Mega Voyeur" is a "Adult Check Gold" site. It's just what the name implies; a "MEGA" Voyeur site! It has 13 hidden cam galleries of hot young babes changing clothes, taking showers, masturbating and doing the things that girls do when they think they're alone. It also has two upskirt galleries, an amateur gallery and a pregnant voyeur gallery. Banner advertising is kept to a minimal, galleries are updated monthly and there are no annoying pop-ups or consoles. Membership is only $24.95 a month and that not only gives you access to "Mega-Voyeur," but also to thousands of other adult sites, chat rooms, movies, etc.. So, if you like peeping through windows, spying on innocent girls and/or looking up skirts, then "Mega-Voyeur" is deffo a site you should take a peek at - Pun intended! LOL.

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"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" features over 50 galleries of Asian Schoolgirls, Porn Stars, Cheerleaders, Lesbians and just some really sweet & cute Asian Teens. Plus erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient. "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The layout is very surfer friendly; there are no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So check out "Porn Jester's Asian Girls". You won't be disappointed.

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"ProsTiToons" features many full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3d toons, street walker stories, pimps, horny hentai hotties, animated bukkake babes, big titty toons, naughty pen & ink pin-ups, anime, manga, special "Stripper Toons," exclusive "ProsTiToons" & "Pervert Jack" galleries, flash movies and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "ProsTiToons" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge Platinum" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an CyberAge Platinum Member, you get FREE access to all the CyberAge sites - that's over 300,000 sites. And you also get FREE access to all the "EXCLUSIVE" CyberAge features; XXX Movies, Live Cam Feeds, CyberAge Personals, Live Chat - 24/7, Model of the Week Galleries and so much more. So give "ProsTiToons" a click.

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"Blush Toons / Anime Girls" features many full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore & very funny adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground manga comix, real Japanese anime, bishoujo babes, cute kawaii porn, anime girls drenched in cum, shibari bondage toons, sexy blush babes, big titty dekapai cartoons, fantasy cosplay characters, exclusive "Stripper Toons" galleries, exclusive "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" comix, and tons of high quality art; illustrated by today's top artists. "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" has great and very colorful outside splash pages with free tours and tons of free samples. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a very nice, clean and simple design. The layout is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. It's a great anime / toons site with tonnes of content and if I didn't already own this site, I would certainly buy a membership.
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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

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Click on the link, check out the site, buy the CD's! They make Great Christmas Presents.
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The Bondage Rack, Leather Blindfold, Crotchless Leather Thong, Ruby Red Collar & Restraints, and the Nipple Clamps (Modeled by Viveana), were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Voyeur Tuesday

We all like to watch, so here's something for that "Pervert" in all of us... Enjoy!

Monday, December 10, 2007

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Three Adult Christmas Jokes

1. A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?  The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry." This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties ,it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree " "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only".

2. Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? 
A: He was waiting for the snow blower.

3. A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys." Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."  Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Christmas Toons
 

Christmas Toons

Blogger Babe - Lili Anne

Lili Anne is a cute 21 year old, 5’8, 130 lb, half Asian / half White babe. She has straight, shoulder-length, dyed auburn-Red Hair, pretty eyes (one brown, one blue), a friendly smile, a Pierced tongue, a pierced gum, a few Tattoos (shoulders, lower back & leg), small 34a Boobies with nice, very kissable, tan nipples, a great “cum fuck me Doggy-style arch,” and a Shaved Pussy with a couple days growth of very sexy & very erotic stubble. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).

I met Lili Anne through another Blogger Babe – Jade Moore and the moment we met we hit it off. Lili is a goof. And I don't mean that in any type of bad way. She's just a goof, she's fun, she likes to have a good time, she likes to play, she has a great sense of humor and she is just the type of girl that is kewl to hang out with. I also knew that she would be great to work with. So, after a brief interview and a very long and fun conversation, I booked her for a shoot. Actually we did not set a time, because I was not sure of my schedule and she was not sure of hers but we were sure that we were going to work together soon.
 

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Over the course of the next few weeks, while trying to find a time to shoot that would be good for the both of us, we talked quite a bit and started to become friends. No, it was not all fun and games talk either, we actually sat down and had some very serious, life altering, stop the world and let me off, conversations. It was nice and also very refreshing to get to know a model a little deeper than just - take off your clothes, smile, spread your legs, get dressed and now go home. I admit it. I like Lili Anne. Ok, I say that about most of the models that I shoot, but Lili is kewl. I like her sense of humor and, so far, Lili is not a flake. She calls, she keeps in touch and she shows up for interviews and for photo shoots.
 

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Speaking of photo shoots. We finally booked a date that was good for the both of us and Lili Anne showed up on time, with a big smile on her face and a song in her heart. Ok, I wax poetic here… but she did show up in a good mood and ready to work. After filling out the required paper work, talking and laughing we finally got down to business and started the shoot.
 

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The shoot went really good and we got a lot done. Ok, what is my next sentence going to be? Drum-roll please…. “Lili Anne was FUN to work with.” Not only was she fun, but she was also very professional. She laughed, made faces, and joked around, but when it was time to get serious and get the shot, she did her job and she did it well. She deffo knew how to pose and she knew how to work the camera. Once it clicked, she moved and was onto the next pose. So much so that a few times I had to tell her not to move because I wanted to get the same pose from a few different angles. In way less than four (4) hours (probably more like 3), we did at least eight (8) different hot & sexy set-ups including (but not limited to): cheerleader, schoolgirl, a corset, with thigh-high black boots & Handcuffs, a voyeur scene and a webcam scene.
 

Asian Candy

And, of course, we finished up with my new favorite thing to shoot – a Somnophilia (sleeping girl) scene scene…. Hmmm… Ok, I admit it… I deffo have a SleepySex fetish. I don't know. It's weird... I didn't have this fetish before I started doing Sleeping Girl scenes. I guess, once I started shooting them, I realized that I liked this fantasy. And yes, that is what it is – a fantasy. Nothing more, nothing less. OMG, now, I'm defending myself – LOL
 

Somnophilia - Sleeping Girls

Since the shoot, we've talked numerous times on the phone and have even gotten together a few times to just hang out. We are planning on doing some more shooting together – both adult and non-adult