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Antique Photos & Critique
 

Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the mid to late 1940's or even the early 1950's.

Technically... This photo is just bad. The top of the model's head and elbow is cut off. You can see the edge of the set. The composition is terrible, there is no fancy lighting, no shadows, no contrast and the background is really boring. 

The Model... She is not too bad. She has that whole Betty Page thing going for her. Dang, could models suck in their gut back then or what? Wow! Anyway, I love the dark hair and the little tuft of pubic hair peeking out from between her legs. It just makes me think that she has a gorgeous pussy... Mmmm, but I digress... She has a pretty face, nice slender body, cute boobs and nice legs.

Summery:

Technically: The only thing I do like about the pic is that it reminds me of the cheap postcards I use to collect as a kid - ahhhh, memories...

The Model: Not too bad - I deffo like the dark hair - upper and lower :o)
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Friday, December 7, 2007 Adult Erotica - THE CANDLE TREATMENT Dr. Sierra Clark sat quietly while Ethan and Sydney Harmon related their failed attempts at sexual intercourse for the past week!!! "Doctor, I just don't know what else we can do," Sydney offered softly, "we tried everything you suggested, but nothing, it just didn't work!!!" "Is that true, Ethan," the doctor asked quietly?!? "I'm afraid so," he replied sadly, "I just can't seem to be able to attain an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse with Sydney!!!" "What did you do then," the doctor asked Sydney?!? "Well, sometimes Ethan satisfies me with his mouth on my vagina, but the other night the need to be filled was so overwhelming that I'm afraid I used a large black dildo on myself right in front of him!!!" "How did that make you feel, Ethan," she asked!?! "Just awful," he replied softly, "seeing your wife using a huge latex penis to do the job I'm supposed to be doing is extremely depressing!!!" "I told him I was sorry," Sydney sighed, "but you know how it is, Dr. Clark, as a woman you know that sometimes only a massive erection inside your vagina will do!!!"  Dr. Sierra Clark leaned back in her chair while eyeing the middle aged couple, and then in a soft voice asked, "Would you two be willing to try something a little bit radical!?!" "Not surgery," Ethan replied quickly, "no way am I going under the knife, not even for Sydney!!!" Dr. Clark chuckled a bit before replying, "No, no surgery, nothing like that at all, but it something I picked up last summer on a trip to the Amazon rain forest!!!" After hearing that, the Harmons both leaned a little bit closer and asked curiously, "Is it dangerous!?!" "Of course not," the doctor replied softly, "but it is such a powerful treatment that if it works, Ethan will be compelled to take Sydney right here and now in the most forceful way imaginable!!!" "You're kidding," Sydney replied a little hoarsely, "he'll just take me here and now!?!" "That's correct," she declared, "are you interested!?!" Both of them exchanged glances before Sydney turned back and nodded while saying, "Yes, we're willing, let's do it!!!"  Dr. Clark went over and double locked the large oak door, and after making sure that it was secure, she opened up a hidden panel in the wall covered book case and extracted a small yellowish candle from an old worn leather pouch!!! "That's the secret," Ethan asked softly, "it seems to good to be true!?!" "Don't thank me yet, Mr. Harmon," Sierra Clark replied quickly, "sometimes too much of a good thing is just as bad as not enough!!!" Both Sydney sat in rapt silence while the doctor struck a single wooden match and carefully ignited the little candle!!! "Okay, just breath normally and act normally," the doctor commanded while sitting back down in her chair, "it will take a good five minutes before you have a reaction!!!" The room turned deathly quiet as all three of them stared into the flickering flame while a pungent sweet aroma permeated the office like a thick blanket, until almost after exactly five minutes Sydney began squirming uncomfortably in her seat while unconsciously caressing her breasts through her sweater!!! Dr. Clark also began fidgeting around on her seat while her breathing became more labored as the affects of the burning candle overtook her, and while neither of the woman had noticed, Ethan's penis was expanding rapidly inside of his pants and shorts!!!  "How do you feel," the doctor asked with a soft moan!?! "M-my vagina is absolutely drenching," Sydney panted, "what about you!?!" "Me too," the doctor said through gritted teeth, "I wonder if Ethan has a hard pecker yet!?!" Without saying a word, Ethan stood up, and with his hands shaking, undid his pants and exposed his now very erect penis!!! "Oh my god," Sydney gasped while slipping her hand inside of her panties and furiously frigging her drooling slit, "h-he's fucking huge, I gotta have it inside of me, ohhhhhh god I need that cock!!!" Sierra Harmon was no longer a doctor assisting her patients, she was now just another woman in a state of sexual heat that would do anything to have her vagina violated by a large erection, so in order to get the jump on her female rival, she literally ripped her clothing from her body until she was standing naked in front of Ethan while lewdly thrusting her pussy towards him in a symbolic offering of her sex!!!  Quickly following suit, Sydney too presented herself to Ethan, only in her case she lay down on the floor with her legs spread while frantically fingering her pussy in a vain attempt to lure him to her!!! Normally Ethan would have had a six or seven inch erection at best, but in his heightened state of arousal his erection had expanded to the point that it was approaching nine inches long and growing!!! His mind began spinning at the sight of the two women wantonly displaying themselves for him, and just as his erection was bulging far beyond its normal length, the extra blood rushing to their groins had blown up their clits to the point that they appeared almost as large as a smallish male erection!!! The three of them could now feel their entire sexual energies concentrated in their organs, the women in their clits, and of course Ethan in the under side of his huge dick head!!! While both women were desperate to feel his manhood splitting them wide open, Ethan lay down on the floor between them, and then as if they knew exactly what to do, Sydney mounted his erection with her bulging vagina while Sierra Harmon settled her hairy muff directly onto his open mouth!!!  Syndey's eyes were quickly glazing over as her vagina was being viciously violated by by Ethan's murderously thick pecker, and her inclination to rock to and fro on the monster instantly induced a series of clit numbing orgasms that had her screaming at the top of her lungs while wave after wave of pleasure washed over her like a tidal wave crashing on the shore!!! Sierra Harmon, however, was busily grinding her engorged clit hard all over Ethan's hot mouth, frantically trying to position her clit so that it would scrape across his teeth before being flicked at by his very insistent tongue!!! "H-how does it feel," Sierra stammered to Sydney while she ran along the ragged edge before her orgasm!?! "He's so fucking big and hard, just like I dreamed he would be," she moaned softly, "it feels like I'm being fucked by a bull and that my pussy is at his mercy!!!" "M-my clit feels so huge," Sierra sighed, "like a little hard cock sticking out between the folds of my pussy!!!" "Oh god," Sydney panted, "I'm being ravaged and invaded by a brutal marauder, ohhhhh myyyyy, I feel like such a fucking little pussy!!!" "It feels so wonderful to be a pussy, doesn't it," Sierra sighed while Ethan's tongue slithered into the folds of her labia, "just thinking about at huge erection and our tight vaginas makes me want to cream my panties!!!" "Oh yes," Sydney hissed, "just think about our pretty asses and vaginas being covered by dainty little pairs of silk panties while his huge erection is standing up only inches away ready to violate us in the most vicious manner!!!"  The two women leaned forward, pressing their large breasts together while kissing each other deeply on the lips before Sierra gasped, "D-don't you just love seeing a man taking off his shorts and having a huge erection fall out and just hang their menacingly, like it was just looking for a pussy to fuck!!!" "Maybe that's why they call them one eyed snakes," Sydney sighed softly while her pussy collapsed around Ethan's massive member, "they have and eye for good hot pussy!!!" "Do you know what I love about big peckers," Sierra moaned while her orgasm began overtaking her!?! "Oh god," Sydney whispered while kneading Sierra's big tits, "t-tell me!!!" "I just adore seeing those veins bulging out all over the shaft and a drop of hot pre-cum hanging from the tips," she moaned while filling Ethan's mouth with a torrential down pour of hot pussy juice!!! Sydney wasn't sure that she could cum again in her depleted state, but out of the blue like a bolt of jagged lightning, Ethan's pecker began spamsing out of control as his own climax sent a shower of molten cum into Sydney's unsuspecting organ, which just naturally induced her poor pussy into one more earth shattering cum of its own!!!  The two women collapsed together, kissing and nuzzling while their pussies spasmodically contracted involuntarily in reaction to their brutally satisfying orgasms, and Ethan, who only a short half hour before was unable to achieve any kind of erection at all, was already starting to stiffen in anticipation of another round of fucking!!! "You're not going to believe this," a shell shocked Sydney whispered to Sierra, "but he's hard all over again!!!" "What did I tell you," the doctor said with a knowing smile, "once you start him, you can't stop him!!!"  THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Illustrated Erotic Tales
 

Sex-Fi Erotica

Gothic Horror Tales	Sex-Fi Erotica
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Detective Cartoons	Crime Toons

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Thursday, December 6, 2007

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Lili Anne
 

Next Week's Blog Babe

Lili Anne

Japanese Shunga
 

Check This - Small Boobs
 

Tiny Tits and Tight Twats

This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls 
 

Somnophilia Sleeping Princess Syndrome

Featured Article "Spotlight" - The Cherry Red Report
 

UpDates & Reviews

"Kissing Pussy" - Hardcore galleries of sexy lesbian babes licking, kissing and eating sweet pussy. Plus XXX movies, live chat and more.

"Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian babes. Yeah, I know, this site is a lot like my other lesbian site - "Teen Twins." The design is the same and I do use a lot of the same girls in the galleries, but, there are a lot of new and different lesbians in "Kissing Pussy" and they're not all twins. A few of the galleries are of really hot Asian schoolgirl lesbians - WOW! And just like "Teen Twins," I really like the site. Did I mention the Asian schoolgirls? :o) Anyway, the site is easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and there are tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing, licking and eating sweet pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot all the pics of the Asian Lesbians (hehehehe) and some of the pics in the other galleries, but the rest, I licensed from an image broker. And, because "Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site, if you become a member, you also get free access to over 300,000 other adult sites, free adult movies (over 50,000), live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. No shit! You really do get all of that! So check it out and let me know what you think.

"Cuntoons" - Features X-rated adult cartoons, illustrated erotica, 3D animation, flash movies, anime, hentai and more.

New Look. New Design. New Content. I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and very violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" - Real Amateur Women & Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Naked for the Camera. Private photos exposed! Naughty neighbors & real amateur girlfriends. Exclusive Pictures!

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.

"Sex Safari" - Exotic teens waiting to be explored. Asians, Blacks, Latinas, videos, erotica, live sex shows, 3D comix, XXX movies, live chat & more.

"Sex Safari" is a good site. Everything about the site is good: the design, the content, everything. And the best thing is... it's a MEGA site! Which means that it has a ton of content (photos). The site has 6 galleries of Asian, Black & Latina babes, plus 2 comix galleries, plus 2 illustrated erotica galleries and a huge antique porn gallery. Of course each of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content. "Sex Safari" is a proud member of the "CyberSex Prestige" AVS system. If you become a member then you get free access to thousands of other adult sites, adult movies, streaming videos, live chat and lots more. It truly is a very good deal!

  "Somnophilia - Sex with Sleeping Girls" - Sleepysex fantasy pictures of cute & innocent Asian, Black, Latina, European & Pregnant girls fondled, fingered & fucked while sleeping. These girls can't say "NO!"

"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There are also special bonus galleries with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters and Sleep Carry Toons. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on... And, because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.

"Porn Jester's Adult Toons" - The naughtiest collection of adult cartoons on the net, with thousands of explicit, uncensored, rare and raunchy X-rated toons. Plus hard to find underground comix, 3D toons, detective stories, super heroes, evil villains, horny hookers, stripper toons, big titty cum drenched animated bukkake babes, hardcore anime, hentai, manga and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. 

"Porn Jester's Adult Toons" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to ALL the Porn Jester sites, PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So, check out "Porn Jester's Adult Toons".

"Asian Candy" - Exclusive photos of hot & horny Asian teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice tight pink pussy.

"Asian Candy" really has a lot to offer; Asian girls from Japan, China, Thailand, Korea, Vietnam and more. 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient.

"Asian Candy" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge Platinum" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an CyberAge Platinum Member, you get FREE access to all the CyberAge sites - that's over 300,000 sites. And you also get FREE access to all the "EXCLUSIVE" CyberAge features; XXX Movies, Live Cam Feeds, CyberAge Personals, Live Chat - 24/7, Model of the Week Galleries and so much more. So give "Asian Candy" a click.

"Crime Comix" - Brutal Underground Comics Featuring Violent, X-rated 3D Cartoons, Action-Packed Anime, Graphic Tales of Terror, Bloody Murder Scenes, Machine-Gun Toting Gangsters, Sexy Toon Babes with Big Tits, Evil Villains and Super Heroes Fighting Terrorist.

"Crime Comix" features over many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, detective stories, funny cartoons, super heroes, evil villains, brutal murder scenes, good cops gone bad, big titty toon babes, anime, special "Stripper Toons" & "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" galleries, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "Crime Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more.

Check out "Crime Comix". You won't be disappointed. But be warned - This adult website features extreme and very graphic cartoons of crime & violence and is not for the faint of heart.
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Blush Toons / Anime Girls

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

Doggy Style Divas

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Blog Babe

Paris Waters

Tramp Stamps
 

Tramp Stamps - Tattooed Teens

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Sleep Carry Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or Torment! Sleep Carry is a FREE "Lift & Carry" site for the Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us. Photo Galleries / Cartoons / Stories

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Pervert Jack

Poetry - FUNCTION
 

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Crazy Comix

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Leather Fetish Outfit Supplied by Eros Boutique

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The Bondage Rack, Leather Blindfold, Ruby Red Collar & Restraints, and the Nipple Clamps (Modeled by Viveana), were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Toon Tuesday

I love erotic toons!
 

Stripper Toons	Cuntoons	Sex-Fi Erotica
Crazy Comix	Triple X Toons	Tales of Death
Gothic Horror Tales	Kinky Komix	Trenchcoat Diaries
Pregnant Comix	PJ's Adult Toons	Christmas Toons
Crime Toons	Urabon Yuri	Undercover Stripper
ProsTiToons	Blush Toons	Detective Comix
	Pervert Jack

Monday, December 3, 2007

Monday Toons

Three Adult Jokes

1. A mortician was working late one night.  He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.  Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!  "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"

2. Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies rooom? 
A: They have to pull their own pants down.

3. The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant." The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?" Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
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Sunday, December 2, 2007

Blogger Babe - Jaye Vampira

Jaye Vampira is Petite, 20 year old, 5’ tall, 100 lb, Asian, Goth, Vamp. She has long, waist-length “Death-Black” hair, dark & innocent brown eyes, really sexy and full, nicely shaped, pouty “bedroom” lips, a hot 34-24-33 figure with really nice, round & full “B” cup boobs, tan nipples, a flat, very kissable, stomach, a round & firm Butt, a great “cum fuck me Doggy Style arch,” and a completely Shaved Pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).

I saw Jaye's photos on an on-line modeling website. OMG, what a hot little "POA" (piece of ass)! I noticed that in her portfolio it said that she was interested in mainstream modeling AND in adult modeling. Of course I was interested in her AND interested in shooting her – adult, non-adult, didn't matter. I just wanted to meet and photograph her. 
 

Porn Jester's Asian Girls

Meet her because; I thought she had a great look, a hot bod, sexy lips, great Tits, beautiful long hair… Not to mention, but I will anyway… she was Young, petite, Asian (yes, we all know I have a thing for Asian Girls) and she was Goth. Yes, I have a thing for Goth Girls as well… No, no, no, not the typical, black lipstick, black nails, angst ridden, chubby, anti-social, sociopath, cutter girls… I'm talking about the cute, hot & sexy Goth Babes. Yes, I deffo have a thing for them and yes, they are few and far between, but they are out there – case in point – Jaye Vampira. Mmmm…

Photograph her because; Read the above paragraph. Do I need another reason? Ok, yeah I do… The reason, besides being a fucking “Hottie”, is that… whether we shoot adult, non-adult and/or both, we are going to get some great pics. That is the reason – all about the art. Well… that and the possibility of… well, you figure it out.
 

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I contacted Jaye and we immediately hit it off. No need for an interview. I knew, even though she was not a professional that she would show up for the shoot and she would be professional. And yes, so would I – Dang! During our conversation we talked about shooting both adult and non-adult and decided to go ahead and schedule an adult shoot first – even though she had never done any type of adult modeling. Part of me wanted to do an adult shoot with her, but part of me didn't want to and I didn't think that she should be getting into the adult biz and I tried to make this clear to her… But she said that she wanted to… I stressed to her many times that this would be an Adult shoot, not Hardcore, but open leg, Masturbation, etc... She still wanted to. I told her that the photos would be sold as “content” and would be all over the internet and would be forever. She still wanted to. Big sigh… Moral dilemma… OK, I gave into my darker side and set up an adult shoot – but not without stressing that we were also going to do some non-adult pics at a later date. She agreed! But wait there was a catch on her part. She wanted to bring a chaperone to the shoot. Ok, no problem on my part, it's pretty standard. I asked who she was going to bring. She told me that she was going to bring her 19 year old cousin - who was also a model…
 

Extreme Goth Girls

OK, have to stop here for a moment… Where do you think my thoughts went? Rhetorical question. You know dang well where they went – right into the gutter… So of course I had to ask. Would your cousin be interested in doing a shoot? More importantly… doing a Girl/Girl shoot with you? Jaye said that she would be into it, but she would have to ask her cousin. OMG, my mind went into overdrive. I didn't even know what the cousin looked like and already I “tented.” But wait… I really need to think about this… Think about what?... Think about this… I don't even know what she looks like… Does it matter?... Yes! No! I don't know… I'm not thinking clearly… I had to ask Jaye what she looked like. Jaye gave me the URL to her website and I immediately looked her up. My heart fluttered. Her cousin was a total babe. I was in love again. Wait… I'm in love with Jaye. Wait… Am I in love with Jaye? Of course I am. I'm in love with every girl. Jim Morrison comes to mind – “Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you. Let me jump in your game.” Am I getting involved in a Love Triangle – with cousins, no less?... Dang! What to do?... How about stopping this stupid inner dialogue and get on with the shoot?... Ok, good idea… Thanks… Don't mention it… Shut up… OK!

Jaye called me the next day to confirm the shoot and to let me know that her cousin loves my photography and wants to work with me. Woo-Hoo! But (there's always a "but"), she's not interested in doing ANY adult work. Ok, that's kewl. I can deal with that.

Beautiful Jay Vampira and her gorgeous cousin showed up the following day for the shoot. After introductions, we did the mandatory paperwork and the three of us talked while Jaye got ready. OMG, I could not fall in love any deeper even if I was tripped. I did not know which girl to flirt with more. Jaye was a sultry vamp and the cousin was a total sweetie and… What? You're married?!? Are you serious? Why?... Oops, that was rude to say… But true. Why would a hot 19 year old babe like her be married? Ok, another rhetorical question. Dang, I'd marry her! Ok, the decision is made. Jaye will get more of my attention now – LOL.
 

Anal Rama

Onto the shoot: Like 99.99% of my shoots, it went really, really good. Well, that is until Jaye's cell phone rang and she just had to answer it. Her attitude got a little darker, so I gave her a robe and gave her some privacy while she talked with whoever it was on the other end. The cousin and I talked and ten minutes later we were still talking and waiting for Jaye. Jaye's conversation started to get a little heated. The cousin and I talked for another ten minutes. I found out that Jaye was talking with her ex... EX? Oh... Woo-Hoo! Things might be looking up – hehehe, Dang, I am soooo bad sometimes… Jaye got dressed and, while now arguing on the phone, left my studio, went outside, sat on the steps and continued her conversation for another 30 minutes. I would not usually let this happen during a shoot, but it seemed important to Jaye and besides, I had a nice talk with the cousin – we actually set a date to get together and shoot some nice artistic pics. 

After another few minutes I asked the cousin to go tell Jaye that we really needed to get back to work. She did and a few minutes later, Jaye came back in – hating all men! So of course, I had to put on my best behavior, so Jaye would know that NOT all men (namely me) are assholes… I think I convinced her… Riiiight!

Back to the shoot: The rest of the shoot went really well and we got a lot done. Jaye was wonderful to work with. She knew how to pose and she knew how to work the camera. In less than 4 hours (including her time on the phone) we did 9 different set-ups including: Cheerleader, three different Goth scenes, Voyeur and a Webcam scene. We then did a very hot & very sexy Bondage scene where Jaye was blindfolded and bound by a metal posture bar with leather collar & leather wrist restraints. The Posture Bar was supplied by Eros Boutique. Yes, this is a plug for Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures. Check it out - Eros Boutique.
 

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And finally, we did a Somnophilia (sleeping girl) scene scene. As I mentioned with Blogger Babe – Jade Moore, I really like shooting the sleeping girl stuff. Mmmm…