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Antique Photos & Critique
 

Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the mid to late 1960's.

Technically... This photo is pretty bad. No style, no contrast, no fancy lighting, the background is distracting, and the composition is non-existent.

The Models...

The guy? Who cares?

The girl? Oh my... just looking at her gave me wood. She is an absolute babe - probably late teens to early twenties. She has a beautiful, sweet, innocent, yet very sexy face with nice full lips, a hot model thin body with beautiful tiny titties, flat stomach, sexy tan line, and thin "wrap-around-me" legs with a beautiful full bush of hair between them. I so love a hairy pussy - Yes, she could use a little trim, but I'm not complaining. It is so sexy and erotic to see that on such a beautiful young lady.

Summery:

Technically: The photo sucks.

The Female Model: She has a youthful innocence, but the way that she is laying with her back arched and her legs spread open says that she is ready and willing for a new sexual experience and I think that she is probably one of the sexiest retro porn models that I've posted :o)
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Friday, November 23, 2007 Adult Erotica - EXPOSURE "Mr. and Mrs. Parks, please sit down and make yourselves comfortable, I'm Aurora Gaines and this must be Chloe!!!" "Thank you, Mz. Gaines," Alice Parks replied evenly, "it's so nice to meet you, I feel that I already know you after all of the phone calls and letters!!!" "I quite agree," Aurora replied, "and I think that you've made a very wise decision to enroll you daughter in our facility!!!" "It's more like a prison," Chloe retorted while sitting sullenly in her chair with her head down, "and I'm gonna hate it here!!!" "Chloe," her father chided, "that's no may to talk, apologize this instant!!!" There was a pregnant silence while Chloe ignored her father's reproval until Aurora Gaines got her off the hook by interjecting, "Don't worry, folks, most of our students start out feeling exactly the way Chloe does, but they eventually come around!!!" "I hope so," Alice Parks snapped after giving her daughter a sharp look, "I hope that you can do something with her, we certainly couldn't!!!"  Aurora turned her attention directly to Chloe and asked, "So, your problem is exposing your private parts to any and everybody, is that about right!?!" "With tears filling the poor girl's eyes she replied softly, "Y-yes it is, I just can't seem to help myself!!!" "Let me ask you a question," Aurora Gaines asked softly, "do you have the urge to show me your vagina right at this moment!?!" After wiping the tears that were streaming down her face Chloe answered in a hushed tone, "Yes, I just want to rip off my panties and let you have a nice long look at my pussy!!!" "Chloe," her mother said in exasperation, you know that you're not allowed to use gutter language to describe your genitals!!!" Aurora Gaines raised her hand to silence the out burst and sent on, "That's okay, honey, around here we almost always refer to the girls as pussies and of course with the boys we use cock, dick, or pecker, what ever makes you feel comfortable!!!" "I like the sound of the word pussy," Chloe said while triumphantly glancing over at her mother!!! "Well, then that's what we'll call yours," Aurora replied gently, "now let me see it, please!!!"  Chloe sat there immobile for a second or two before asking softly, "You mean you really want me to show it to you!?!" "Why, are you afraid to," Aurora asked!?! "You've got to be kidding," Alice Parks replied testily, "she flashed her vagina to the preacher for gosh sakes, afraid she is not!!!" "Well are you afraid," Aurora repeated to Chloe!?! "No, I'm not," the young girl replied, "not at all, I just wanted to make sure that you weren't tricking me or something, that's all!!!" "Well, I'm not," she replied, "now please, show me!!!" Almost gratefully the eighteen year old stood up, and in flash lifted up her skirt to reveal a naked crotch with a smoothly shaved vagina!!! "How does it feel to be exposing yourself to me," Aurora asked softly?!? "I-I think I'm going to cum," the poor girl stammered, "I'm really turned on!!!" "What's your biggest fantasy when you show your pussy," Aurora Gaines asked!?! "That the who ever I'm showing it to would suck me off," she answered honestly!!! "You mean you'd like that person to drop to their knees and tongue your pussy," the lady asked softly?!? "Oh yes," Chloe gasped, "j-just look at my lips, they're absolutely bulging!!!"  "Have either of you ever taken the time to see how aroused your daughter can get," Aurora Gaines asked the Parks, "I think from just looking at her you can see that she has a special problem!?!" "We know that now," Alice Parks replied, "and we hope that you can break her of this nasty habit!!!" Well we're going to try," Aurora replied gently, "but in many cases all we can hope to do is control their urges, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, now, as for right now, come here child, you are about to have you dreams realized!!!  Both Alice and Mark Parks sat there in stunned silence while Aurora Gaines pulled their daughter's gaping vagina to her mouth and tongued her to an incredibly stupefying orgasm that nearly caused her to fall over from the excitement of it all!!! "Now, how was that," Aurora asked with a crooked smile on her face!?! "M-my god that was the hardest I've ever cum," she panted while plopping back down in her chair with her skirt still hiked up over her hips, "can we do that again sometime!?!" "Maybe," Aurora Gaines laughed, "but now we have to get you assimilated with the rest of your class!!!" Aurora leaned back in her chair and after pausing for a moment asked, "How do you feel about boys, Chloe!?!" "I like 'em all right," she replied, "why, does it matter!?!" "Since about half of the student population is made up of males, you are going to be seeing a lot of big hard peckers," Aurora explained a matter of factly, "you see they have the same problem as you do, and since we don't discourage your overt activities, I'm afraid that there will be many opportunities for you to have your pussy filled with good hard young cock!!!"  "Do yo think that's wise," Alice Parks asked, "Chloe has a very hard time resisting a boy when he exposes his erection to her, I don't want her having sex to the exclusion of everything else!!!" "I'm sure that won't be a problem," Aurora replied while pressing a buzzer on her desk, "Jackie, please have Rex come in now, we're ready for him!!!" "I want Chloe to meet another student, his name is Rex and he's been with us for six months now," Aurora Gaines explained, "he has an unusually strong urge to expose and masturbate, or if he's lucky, to have the female fellate him to ejaculation!!!" "Come on it, Rex," Aurora said to a slightly built young man with sloped shoulders and narrow hips, "I'd like you to meet Chloe and her parents, she is going to be joining us as of this afternoon!!!" Rex looked a little embarrassed by the situation but managed to reply, "I-it's nice to meet you Chloe, w-would you like to see my cock, I'll show it to you if you want me too!?!"  Both Mark and Alice Parks looked uncomfortably at each other, but before either one could reply, Rex had dropped his pants and stood there proudly as his incredibly large pecker rapidly stood at full attention!!! "How do you like it," he whispered to Chloe, it's all hard just for you!?!" "I love it," Chloe replied thickly, "would you like to see my pussy, I'm not wearing any panties!?!" "Oh yessssss," he hissed, "show it to me, I just love seeing fresh pussy!!!" Chloe nearly leaped to her feet while lifting her skirt once more, and then as if the two youngsters had magnets in their organs, they pressed their groins together and kissed each other deeply with masturbating each other with their genitals!!! "I think that you can see how happy your daughter is going to be with us," Aurora said with a smile, "have you ever seen her so happy and contented!?!" "No, I haven't," Mark Parks replied, "she seems to be happier than I've seen her in years!!!" "Mz. Gaines," Chloe asked softly, "d-do you think that Rex could be my room mate!?!" "Of course he can, dear," he replied gently, "that was the whole idea, to let you meet him before any decisions were made, is that okay with you Rex!?!" "Oh yes, ma'am," he sighed, "she has a lovely pussy don't you think!?!"  The two new room mates continued pressing their crotches together while the heat in their genitals grew to an almost unbearable state, upon which Rex gasped, "I-I have to fuck her, please let me have her now!!!" "Do you want his pecker in your pussy, dear," Aurora asked softly, "just tell me, honey, if you don't, I can always suck him off to relieve his tension!?!" "Oh please," Chloe begged, "please let me have it, it's really mine now isn't it, I mean we're roomies and all, right!?!" "Of course that's true, dear, now if you'll just sit on the edge of the desk and spread your legs wide apart," Aurora explained, "then Rex can put his erection into your hot little cunt!!!" "Ohhhhhhhhh, I love the sound of that word too," Chloe moaned while sitting down and spreading wide, "don't you just love the sound of the word cunt, Rex!?!" "Mmmmm, yes," he sighed while pushing his manhood into her tight little crack, "like in, you have a really tight little cunt!!!" "Oh, oh," she gasped, "y-you're fucking with your big thick cock, ohhhhhhhhhhhh it feels so gooooooood, h-how big is it!?!" "Nine inches," he replied proudly, "do you like big cocks!?!" "Oh yes," she moaned, "especially your big cock!!!" "Do you know what we're gonna do every night,' he asked softly as he began plowing in and out of her!?! "N-no," she gasped "what are we gonna do!?!"  "W-when we go to bed," he whispered in her ear, "we're gonna be naked and I'm gonna have my hard pecker inside of your cunt when we go to sleep!!!" "Oh, mommy, daddy, I'm gonna have and orgasm," Chloe gasped, "he's a wonderful fuck, don't you just think he has just the prettiest cock you've ever seen!?!" "Yes, dear," Alice Parks replied softly, "he certainly has a wonderful cock!!!" Rex was now losing control of himself as the head of his pecker took over his actions and began pounding in and out of Chloe's pussy with almost vicious abandon!!! "O-oh my," Chloe gasped, "h-he's fucking me like a machine, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh god it feels so fucking good to be filled with cock, oh mother, don't you just love getting fucked hard and fast!?!" Alice Parks looked on with actual envy as her only daughter was being pounded into submission by a cock most women could only dream of, and in a fit of absolute passion, she leaned over into her husband's lap and expertly extracted his fat pecker, and as her own daughter was cumming, she sucked the life out of her husband dick as he filled her mouth with a hot load of white hot cum!!!  My, my," Aurora observed, "that was quite the performance the two Parks women put on, wouldn't you agree with me, Mr. Parks!?!" "Uh, yeah," the embarrassed husband and father replied sheepishly, "they are something aren't they!!!" "Well," Alice Parks declared while caressing her daughter's arm, "I guess that we're just two peas in a pod!!!"  THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving

     I hope that everyone has a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving Holiday and that we all take a moment to remember just what it is we are thankful for...
     And please... don't eat too much 

How to Prepare Your Thanksgiving Turkey.

1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes. 
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully (see picture).
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
4. Watch your guests' faces...
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  "Somnophilia - Sex with Sleeping Girls" - Sleepysex fantasy pictures of cute & innocent Asian, Black, Latina, European & Pregnant girls fondled, fingered & fucked while sleeping. These girls can't say "NO!"

"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There are also special bonus galleries with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters and Sleep Carry Toons. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on... And, because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.

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"Victory Girls" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site; it's surfer friendly, updated on a regular basis, has a ton of pics and is completely redesigned to give you (the surfer) a whole new, nice and pleasant experience. There are 10 galleries (with over 500 photos) of sexy & sweet babes for you to drool over. Most of the babes are ones I photographed and quite a few of them are also featured as "Blogger Babes." So if you like the babes here on "Sex Blogger," then deffo check out "Victory Girls."

"Nude Amateur Women" - Real Amateur Women and Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Nude for the Camera.

"Nude Amateur Women" is a CyberAge Platinum site. I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind to piss you off. All the pics were taken with a Polaroid camera. So if you like Amateurs and Amateur photography, check this site out. You won't be disappointed. Also, there's a huge RETRO RAUNCH gallery. And this gallery is pretty kewl. It has tons of antique porn pics - everything from the 1880's up to the 1960's. So if you wanna see what your parents, grandparents and even great grandparents did way back when - give it a click.

"Hidden Shower Cams" Amateur Voyeur pics of cute college girls, horny housewives & other masturbating babes caught in the Shower by Hidden Cams.

"Hidden Shower Cams" is an "Adult Check Gold" Site. This is actually and old site that was not a Gold Site but I recently updated and completely redesigned it to bring it up to Gold status. It has nice, fast loading splash & tour pages. It is surfer friendly with no hidden links, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is limited. Inside it is easy to navigate and has many galleries of Hot Babes taking baths and showers. "Hidden Shower Cams" even features Porn Stars such as Megan Martinez, Cherokee, Paris Waters, Loni, Chantay, Destiny DeVille and Audree Jaymes. So if you like watching Hot Young Women in the shower, then you should give "Hidden Shower Cams" a click.

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"Vittoria's Lingerie" is a great site. I like everything about it. It has a great look, it's quick loading, very easy to navigate and there're no annoying pop-ups, consoles or other crap to piss you off. And since there's none of that stuff to annoy you, you can spend your time looking at the hot babes, which is actually why you want to go to an adult site in the first place. Right? Right! "Vittoria's Lingerie" has seven galleries with over 300 photos of sexy women and hot teens in (and out of) lingerie, nylons stockings, pantyhose and of course pajamas. If you want it, this adult site pretty much has it. There're Asian, Black, European and Latina Babes. Plus sexy lesbians, pregnant girls and even a computer generated gallery of 3D babes in lingerie & cum-fuck-me pumps. Of course each and every one of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content for you to dream (or cream) over.. And because "Vittoria's Lingerie" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a cybersex newsletter and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.

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"Triple X Cams" is an "Adult Check Gold" site. This is the largest site I've ever built and it has the best value for the surfer than any other site I've built. "Triple X Cams" has Hidden Spy Cams, Amateur Voyeur Pics, UpSkirt Pics, Erotic Stories, Adult Comics, Hardcore 3D Toons and, of course, Hot Young Web Sluts (getting naked on their private web cams). "Triple X Cams" has well over 100 galleries - which translates to almost 5000 photos for the surfer to view immediately. "Triple X Cams" is truly a Mega Site! It is also very well done, has a nice design, is easy to navigate and is extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no hidden links, no annoying pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Membership is only $24.95 a month and that not only gives you access to "Triple X Cams", but also to 1000's and 1000's of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads, the AC Members Area and much, much more. Dang, if this was not my site already, then this would be the site I would buy a membership to.

"Porn Jester's White Girls" - Exclusive pictures of hot & horny White teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice, tight, juicy &  pink, pussy. Plus hard core adult cartoons and steamy erotic stories.

"Porn Jester's White Girls" features many full galleries of White Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, All American Amateurs, Blondes, Brunettes, Red Heads and just some really sweet & cute White Chicks. Plus galleries of  erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, the most important thing - 1000's of photos of Smooth & Creamy-Skinned Ivory Babes - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you nice tight pink pussy.

"Porn Jester's White Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to ALL the Porn Jester sites, PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much, much more. So, check out "Porn Jester's White Girls". You won't be disappointed.

"Crazy Comix" - Hilarious x-rated adult cartoons, naughty pin-ups, action-packed anime, hard-core hentai, funny flash movies, sexy 3D toons & uncensored, underground comics by today's top artists.

"Crazy Comix" features over 50 full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3d toons, detective stories, funny cartoons, super heroes, evil villains, horny hentai hotties, animated bukkake babes, big titty toons, naughty pin-ups, anime, manga, special "Stripper Toons" & "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" galleries, flash movies and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists.

"Crazy Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. Check out "Crazy Comix". It's crazy ;o)

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"Detective Comix" features many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore and very funny adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, sleezy Private Dicks, uncensored comic books, blowjob bukkake babes, weird FBI files, sex crime stories, gangsters, molls, big titty toon babes, exclusive "Stripper Toons" galleries, exclusive "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" comix, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists.

"Detective Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberSex Prestige PLUS" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an CyberSex member you get FREE access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. So give "Detective Comix" a click.

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"Peep Hole Show" features many full galleries of uncensored amateur photos of the girl next door, horny housewives, Hot Asians, Black Babes, and Spicy Latinas, that are caught masturbating in the bathroom, shower, bedroom, and even the kitchen. This site shows you exactly what girls do when they "THINK" that they're alone. Plus it has erotic voyeur stories and funny X-rated adult cartoons featuring that lovable pervert -  "Pervert Jack"!

"Peep Hole Show" has very kewl and eye-catching splash pages (great color scheme) with free tours and tonnes of free samples. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has ALOT of great content inside - I know, because I certainly enjoyed shooting every bit of it. There is also adult erotica and exclusive Pervert Jack cartoons. "Peep Hole Show" also has a very nice, clean, simple, and fast loading design. The layout is surfer friendly and very easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" AC Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. Check out "Peep Hole Show". You won't be disappointed. It's a great hidden cam / voyeur site with tonnes of content and if I didn't already own this site, I would certainly buy a membership.
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Pervert Jack

Poetry - WRONG PLACE - WRONG TIME
 

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The Mistress Choker, Vinyl Dress, Gauntlets, Knee-high Boots, Leather Cat-Tail Whip (Modeled by Nautica), and the leather Blindfold, Metal Posture Bar & Metal Ankle Spreader (Modeled by Viveana), were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Monday, November 19, 2007

Monday Toons

Thanksgiving Jokes

1. A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

2. Q: What's the difference between Thanksgiving dinner and pussy?
A: You can eat your mom's thanksgiving dinner.

3. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Blogger Babe - Prilla

Prilla is a hot, 20 year old, 5’1, 100 lb, sexy Latina Babe. She has wavy, reddish-brown, just past the shoulder hair, pretty eyes, cute 32B Titties with nice pink nipples, a great “Cum-Fuck-Me-Doggy-Style” arch, a nice Butt, a pierced tongue, Pierced belly button, the typical Tattoo on her lower back, a little landing-strip of pubic Hair, and a great, big, friendly smile. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).

For a couple of months I had been seeing Prilla's picture in an agent's book and I kept asking the agent to have her call me, but she never did. I finally gave up asking and moved onto other models. Then one day I ran across her pic again and again I called the agent and "Lo & Behold", within an hour Prilla called and set up an interview with me.
 

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When she showed up for the interview, she was so not the girl in the picture I had seen. She was better. Mmmmm. Now you all know that I am a total sucker for petite, little Asian models with straight Black hair, not to mention that I am also a sucker for Latina Babes with long dark hair as well. Well, now that I am thinking about it… I am just a sucker for ALL girls. But I digress… Anyway, in the pic of Prilla that I had seen, she had long, straight and dark hair, which was one of the reasons I wanted to photograph her. But, when she showed up, her hair was Reddish-brown (more red than brown) and very wavy. Wow, she looked great! More than that… she looked hot!

We talked for a while and I hired her for a shoot the following day. But during the course of the interview I asked her if she had any friends that she could recommend to me or that she would be interested in doing a Girl / Girl shoot with. She said that she had a friend named Brooke Milano and... I stopped her right then and there... I had seen Brook's picture in an agency book or two and had been trying to get a hold of her for a few months, but for some reason she never got the messages or was too busy to call me or whatever... Anyway, I hired Prilla and then had her call Brooke to see if she would be interested in shooting. She called, Brooke said yes and we set up a shoot for the next day.
 

Porn Jester's Extreme Latina Girls

Brooke and Prilla showed up for the shoot about an hour late. They got lost... Hmmpf... Models. Anyway, the shoot went good. In just a couple of hours we shot five different setups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, a black latex with thigh-high boots, and of course we shot a girl/girl cheerleader scene. Mmmm, yummy! We really had a lot of fun and we were going to shoot a few more scenes, but, ran out of time. We scheduled the remainder of the shoot for the following day, but neither model showed up... Hmmpf... Models. Go figure…
 

Asian & Latina Hotties

I talked with Prilla a few weeks later and asked her if she would be interested in setting up another shoot, but she declined, stating that she was now Pregnant and that she was getting out of the business. Good for her! The getting out of the Biz part. Not the Preggers part. In my opinion, she's too Young to be having a kid.. but oh well...
 

Latina Schoolgirls

If you want to see more of Prilla, Brooke Milano, and/or Prilla & Brooke together, then deffo check out "Asian Candy," "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" and "Porn Jester's Latina Girls".
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