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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the early 1960's.

Technically... This photo is pretty bad. No style, no contrast, no fancy lighting, and the background of all the flowers is just way too busy - looks like FTD threw-up.

The Models... The guy? Who cares? The girl looks to be a babe - probably late teens to early twenties. She looks to be of Middle Eastern or European decent, has beautiful dark hair, a pretty face with nice dark features, slender body with perky little boobies, a tiny waist, flat stomach, and a nice dark and hairy pussy. I love a hairy poonanie, but she deffo looks like she could use a little trim. The only thing I don't like about her, besides she's fucking him and not me, is... Well, hmmm... I guess there is nothing I don't like about her - she's hot!

Summery:

Technically: The photo sucks.

The Female Model: I wish it were me fucking her. Need I say more :o)
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Friday, November 16, 2007 Adult Erotica - SEMESTER BREAK "Hi, Mrs. Cameron," Jason said while entering the foyer of the Cameron house, "is Zoey home from college yet!?!" "She's up in her room with Sky," Julie Cameron replied, "she said to just send you up when you got here!!!" Thanks, Mrs. C," he replied while taking off up the stairs to her room on the second floor!!! "Knock first," Julie Cameron yelled after him, "I thought I could hear a lot of moaning and groaning coming from up there, "don't barge in on them, okay!?!" "Sure thing," he yelled back, "I'll knock first, don't worry!!!" Jason stood outside of Zoey's room at the far end of the hall, and just as her mother had predicted there was indeed a lot of noise coming from behind the door, so after looking around to make sure no one else was around, he silently pushed it open just enough to peek inside!!! "Oh god, I missed this," Zoey sighed while Sky gently lapped at her blonde muffy, "you have the softest tongue of anyone I know, and the most talented too!!!" That was Jason's cue to go inside, and in a half hurt voice he offered, "And to think I thought you liked my tongue the best!!!"  "Jason," Zoey yelped happily, "when did you get home!?!" "Just about and hour ago," he replied while sitting down on the edge of the bed, "and I must say you two are looking good, so please, don't let me interrupt you, go back to what you were doing!!!" Both girls giggled at Jason's play on words, but before she could comment, Zoey moaned loudly as Sky's hot mouth pressed hard into her drooling slit, causing her to gasp while bucking her hips forward!!! Jason sat by quietly while Sky sucked on Zoey's hot pussy, but his attention was momentarily diverted when the door swung open and Mrs. Cameron slipped inside while saying, "I told you these two were going at it hot and heavy," Julie Cameron chuckled, while plopping down next to Jason and caressing his dick through his pants, "why don't you get that big thing out of there and let me have a little taste, okay!?!"  Jason was more than happy to take Mrs. C up on her offer, because from past experience he knew that she was a cocksucker deluxe, and while some men may have been able to resist her advances he certainly wasn't one of them!!! "Oh my, Jason," she sighed as his dick popped out of his shorts, "you've grown since the last time I sucked you, college life must agree with you!!!" "Yes ma'am," he sighed as the forty five year old cock hound inhaled his hard pecker, "mmmmmmm, you are a true cocksucker, Mrs. C, I guess it must run in the family!!!" "I heard that," Zoey chuckled, "you wouldn't be talking about me behind my back would you!?!" "Of course not," he said laughing, "I didn't say behind your back at all, I said it right up front!!!" Sky lifted her head away from Zoey's gooey hole, and with a wink at Julie Cameron offered, "Whataya say we suck these two loud mouths off and shut them up for good!?!" "That's an excellent plan, dear," Julie Cameron replied, "let's make 'em scream!!!"  Both Sky and Mrs. Cameron absolutely went wild as their mouths literally engulfed the genitals of the two young college students!!! "Oh my god," Zoey panted, "I-I'm so close, please, oh yes, right there on my clit, yes, yes, yessssssssssss!!!" Jason rolled his head to the side and stared with glassy eyes as Sky sucked Zoey's cunt to a stunning orgasm that left the poor girl quivering while her pussy convulsed wildly out of control as a series of vicious contractions tore through her!!! "Now it's your turn, Mrs. C," Sky whispered, "hurry up and suck him off!!!" "Mmmmmm, yes," she answered softly while licking his eight inch member from top to bottom, "I just love young cock, it tastes so fucking good!!!" Jason closed his eyes tightly as the middle aged sucktress did her dirty work, but when she took his nut bag into her hand squeezing it tighter and tighter while twirling her tongue around his mushroom head, well it was just too much to take, and seconds later his whole body stiffened as he unloaded a gusher of burning hot cum into the old bitch's hot mouth, nearly gagging her to death!!!  Both Zoey and Jason lay there shell shocked from the vicious assault their organs had just endured, but when Sky whispered softly, "Come on Jason, climb on and fuck her," the urge to fuck his old girl friend brought his pecker back to full strength, and in only a matter of seconds he was back in the very familiar position of being between Zoey's pretty thighs with his pecker buried deep inside of her!!! "Oh Jason," she sighed softly, "I've missed your penis something terrible, mmmmm, just keep doing it like that, nice and easy, mmmmmmm yes, in and out, in and out, it makes my pussy feel so fine!!!" Both Sky and Julie Cameron looked on with contented smiles on their faces as Jason fucked Zoey's tight little pussy with loving affection!!! "You can tell she really loves his erection, can't you Mrs. C," Sky sighed softly!?! "Of course you can, dear," Julie replied, "her vagina is like a highly tuned sports car and requires a great deal of maintenance, but I'm sure that Jason's hard penis is up to the task, after all, he's been fucking her for over a year now!!!" "He certainly has a lovely prick, doesn't he," Sky commented!?! "Mmmmm, yes," Julie replied, "next to Mr. Cameron I don't think there's anyone I'd rather suck off, he's really quite large for his age!!!"  It was becoming increasingly evident that Jason planned on making this a marathon fuck session as he periodically would slow down the pace of his stroking to keep from ejaculating his load in Zoey's pretty little vagina!!! "I think he's giving her a love fuck, don't you," Julie asked Sly softly, "just look at him, he's riding her like a horse with his pecker in the saddle!!!" "God it looks so sexy watching that huge penis sliding in and out of her tiny cunt," Sky sighed, "I just love large erections, don't you!?!" "Oh my, yes," Julie replied quickly, "there's just nothing quite like watching a man remove his shorts while exposing his stiff member, it is one of life's little joys, don't you think!?!" "Uh huh," Sky answered softly, "my mommy has daddy show us his penis all the time, his is even bigger than Jason's!!!" "I know," Julie replied thickly, "a couple of months ago I was having coffee with your mother and she had your dad show me his penis!!! "Did you suck him off," Sky asked!?! "You know I did," Julie replied with a laugh, "your mom would never leave a friend hanging like that!!!" "That's just mom," Sky replied smiling, "she thinks of everybody but herself!!!"  As the two women sat and watched while Jason pistoned smoothly in and out of Zoey's cunt, Sky asked Julie hoarsely, "A-are you aroused, I'm absolutely on fire!?!" "God me, too," Julie Cameron replied, "wanna do something about it!?!" "Oh yes," Sky replied softly, "please let's do!!!" After both women had quickly stripped out of their clothing, Sky asked thickly, "W-what do you wanna do, Mrs. C!?!" "We both seem to have extremely puffy vaginas don't we," Julie observed, "so why don't I lay down on my back and you can climb on top of me and press your clitoris into mine!?!" "Oh yes," Sky panted, "and our breasts will be squished together at the same time too, right!?!" "Of course they will, dear," Julie replied while taking her place on the carpeted floor, "now come to mama and "fuck" her clit!!!" "Sky slowly positioned herself on top of Mrs. Cameron's lush body, making sure that that their breasts and clitorises were pressing firmly together!!! "Oh my, that feels wonderful," Sky sighed, "do you mind if I kiss you!?!" "Not at all," Julie replied while pulling the young woman's mouth to her own, "suck my tongue and do my clit!!!" Sky sucked Julie's hot tongue into her mouth, while at the same time grinding their clit together until both women were on the edge of huge orgasms!!!  From the other side of the room could be heard the insistent moans coming from deep inside Zoey's chest as the tsunami like climax began to envelope both her and Jason!!! "T-there gonna cum," Julie groaned, "my little girl is getting her pussy absolutely reamed out by that monster pecker, such a soft little vagina getting torn apart, oh, oh, I'm gonna cum with her, my little girl's pussy is so full of giant cock, I-I'm fucking cumming!!!" Hearing Jule Cameron panting and groaning while talking about Zoey's little pussy was more than any of them could take, and almost as if by magic, all four of them shuddered together as vicious orgasms rumbled through them like a commuter train through a deserted station, leaving them all totally and completely wrecked from the endeavor!!!  "Good grief," Zoey cooed softly, "that was unreal, just unreal!!!" "It almost makes it worth going away and coming home for the reunion," Jason chuckled!!! THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

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Monday, November 12, 2007

Monday Toons

Three Dirty Jokes

1. A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches, who want off, get the hell off now... because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches, who are getting on, get your asses on the train... because we're going down the tracks.” The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train... but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...." 

2. While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. "What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?" "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one." He's still in intensive care.

3. Once upon a time, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.  Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."  The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"  "Ah," said God "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth.  There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills and plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."  Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance."  God smiled, "There is another Washington... wait until you see the idiots I put there."
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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Blogger Babe - Mini Pipes

Mini Pipes is very Tiny, 19 year old, 5’0, 100 lb, Black Spinner. She has short, black hair, nice brown eyes, full and nicely shaped “Blowjob” lips, a big white smile, full 32B boobs with round, chocolate-drop nipples, a petite figure, flat stomach, a tiny, round Bubble Butt, a great “face down, ass up, is how we like to fuck” arch, and a completely Shaved pussy with dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).

I saw Mini Pipe's photo in an Agent's book and immediately knew that I wanted to shoot her. I am such a sucker for a petite girl. I asked the agent to have her call me. She never did. Over the course of the next few months I kept asking the agent about her, but still she never called. Then one day the phone rang and it was her. We talked for a while and set up a shoot for the following week…
 

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Rule of Thumb: When you set up a shoot with a model always set it as soon as possible. Preferably the same day you talk with and/or meet with the model. Remember, most models are flakes and if you set a shoot up further than 48 hours in the future, chances are they will forget or something will come up or they will be out of the business by then.

Anyway, the day before the shoot, Mini called and canceled. Actually I will give her credit for at least calling. Most models will not even call. How can they when they don't even remember? Rhetorical question! But since she did call, I figured that she was responsible and I went ahead and set up another shoot. And again, the day before this second shoot, Mini called and canceled.

Now, I usually don't give models more than one chance, much less two chances, but Mini did call and she did have a good excuse and, as I said, I have a thing for petite girls, so of course I tried to set up another shoot. But Mini said that she did not know her schedule and that she would have to call me back when she knew it.

Well, a few months went by and I had all but forgotten about Mini when the phone rang and it was her saying that she would like to set up a shoot. Of course I thought about my “Rule of Thumb” and booked her for that day. She agreed and with in an hour or two she was nude in my studio.
 

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Before we actually got to work, and while we filled out all the required paper work, checked ID's, etc., we talked for quite a while. Turns out she is best friends with another petite model that I knew and wanted to shoot a couple years ago. Actually, I really liked the other model, had met with her, gone to the movies with her and had her naked in my bed within a few hours of our first meeting. We made out, exchanged massages, but didn't have sex! Damn! Damn! Damn! Thinking back on it, I should of Hit It! But at the time, after having a long heart to heart with this girl, I knew it was not the right thing to do. Damn my morals! Anyway, this other model and I hung out for a short while, had a few dates and started becoming friends. I booked her for a shoot and because she needed some quick money, I paid her half in advance. Ha ha ha. Silly me. I never heard from her again. Dang, the things we guys do when we like a babe. Sometimes we are soooo stupid. I called her a few times and… Gee, for some reason she was never home and she never returned my calls. After about a month, I finally got in touch with her and she said that she was sorry and that she would send me the money (in the mail) as soon as she got her next paycheck. Riiiight! And I held my breath while I waited too. Anyway, I never heard from her again. So, it was quite interesting that Mini was best friends with this girl. Mini called her and put her on the phone with me and we talked for a very short while. Of course, she again apologized and again said that she would pay me back as soon as possible. “It's been two years Bitch!” Oops, did I type that out-loud? Anyway, being the nice guy that I am , I suggested that she pay me back by just going ahead and fulfilling her obligation with me and doing a photo shoot. She agreed and said that she'd be in touch as soon as she knew her schedule. Riiiight! Anyway, I handed the phone back to Mini, they talked for a few minutes and then we got to work.

Mini was an absolute Gem to work with. She was so fast, so quick, she hit her poses and moved into new ones almost before the shutter finished clicking. She was very professional and very good at coming up with new poses and different ideas. In a little over two hours we did nine (9) different setups including: Cheerleader, Schoolgirl, Goth, Voyeur, Shower, a Sex Kitten leopard print outfit, and a few Masturbation scenes with a dildo. I got everything I needed in such a short time, I had nothing left to shoot and we were done. I was actually only obligated to pay her for the two hours, but since what we shot would have normally taken at least four hours and, of course, since I am a nice guy, I paid her for a full four hour shoot. Dang, I hate being so nice sometimes.
 

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We sat around and talked for the next hour or so and I found out that she also knew quite a few other models that she could refer to me for photo shoots. One was a very petite Asian Girl and from Mini's description of her, I wanted to meet (and meat) her as soon as possible. Oh my, she sounded perfect. Oh right, I'm a professional… I just wanted to meet with this hot little Asian Babe, just so we could do a shoot together. Riiiight!

Mini Pipes left, saying that she would be in touch soon. But that was quite a while ago… Since our shoot together, I've called her a few times trying to set up shoots with some of her friends…  And of course, you know the rest of the story... She's a model... So here, take your pick… She either never gets back to me OR she can't get a hold of her friends OR her friends are out of the business OR… (insert your own good but over-used excuse here)!

If you want to see more of Mini Pipes, check out "Teen Shower Cam", "Peep Hole Show," "Hidden Shower Cams" & "Triple X Cams". 
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unt