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Saturday, October 27, 2007

I'd Hit It!

I'd Hit It!
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Cheezy & Sleazy Pick-up Lines
 

1. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend... Do you want to be my friend?

2. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

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Antique Photos & Critique
 

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the late 1960's or early 1970's. I really do not consider 70's porn to be antique, but I'll let it slide by :o)

Technically... This photo sucks - plain and simple - it just sucks. It's grainy, it's dull, it's muddy... There is no fancy lighting, no shadows, no contrast, and no style. The background is hideous. The composition is awful (the bottom girl's head is cut off). And to top it off, the enthusiasm, and the posing of the models is just a big yawn.

The Models... Ok... at least there is something good about this photo. With the model on the bottom it is hard to tell anything about her looks (because the photographer cut her head off), but she does seem to have a fairly nice and slender body. The model on the top is a babe. She has pretty, dark hair, nice face, nice boobs, and a nice body, but she does look a little thick - certainly not enough to deter any guy from wanting to tap her ass though.

Summery:

Technically: The photo abso-fuckin-lutely sucks. The photographer should be ashamed of himself.

The Models: I would love to be the meat in their sandwich :o)
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posted by: Neo ©
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Friday, October 26, 2007

Adult Erotica - PAST CURFEW

Austin Drake was in trouble and he knew it!!! He frantically wove his way through rush hour traffic, but the digital clock on the instrument panel of his car told the story, it was already twenty minutes past his curfew of six o'clock and his heart raced at the prospect of getting home late!!! He literally ran from the garage through the kitchen into the living room expecting to find Ariella waiting for him with a leather whip, but instead, he found her lolling comfortably on the plush sofa with a handsome black man, while gently caressing his incredibly large erection in her small hands!!! 

"W-what's going on here," he stammered while finding it impossible to take his eyes off the big prick in his wife's hands!?! Completely ignoring is question, in a hard even voice Ariella asked, "And just where have you been, if I recall you are to be home by six, and if I'm not mistaken you're nearly a half hour late!!! "I'm sorry, dear," he replied contritely, "but you see, I had this client come in at the last minute and it just couldn't be helped!!!" "Oh, really," she replied acidly, "well maybe if you were on time I wouldn't need to get out side help to take care of my pussy!!!" Both Ariella and the black man laughed out loud at Austin's obvious discomfort, and as if to mock her husband even more, she casually leaned over and took the huge black head into her mouth and sucked it hard for a minute or so before turning her attention back to him!!! "Take off you pants, worm," she snapped viciously to him, "Ben wants to see what a nice big cock you have hidden in there, right, Benny!?!" "That's right, baby," he replied while running his huge hand over her milky white breasts and grinning, "I wanna see his monster cock on the loose!!!" 

With his face turning a bright shad of red, Austin Drake slowly dropped his pants and stood silently waiting for his wife to continue with her humiliation of him!!! "Take off you shirt," she demanded, "we wanna get a good look at your pretty pink underwear!!!" He was totally mortified, but doing as he was told, he slipped of his shirt, leaving him standing their clad only in a bright pink pair of lady's bikini panties!!! "Are you sure he's not hiding a pussy in there," Ben roared when he got a good look at the panties, "I don't see much a of a bulge there, do you!?!" "Oh looks can be deceiving," Ariella replied derisively, "let's have him take off his panties to show us what he's got!!!" With tears now forming in his eyes, a red faced Austin slid off his panties and after turning to face them, stood there with his tiny little penis exposed for both of them to ridicule!!! 

"Holy shit," Ben said softly, "you weren't kidding, he's got the smallest dick I've ever seen, why on earth did you ever marry this loser!?!" "Oh, Benny," she chided, "he has so many other good qualities, would you like a demonstration!?!" "You've gotta prove it to me, baby," Ben replied, "as far as I can tell he's just a worthless piece of crap!!!" "Did you hear that, Austin," his wife asked sweetly, "come over here and show Ben what you're good for!!!" With his head bowed, Austin made his way over to the couch where upon he dropped to his knees and started to tongue his wife's already wet vagina!!!" "Not me," she said sharply, "I said show Ben, so suck his cock, and you better do a good job, got it!!!" Austin hated it when Ariella made him suck cock, but as much as he abhorred it, he was drawn to them like bees to honey, so without any more prompting, he let his mouth slip over the huge head and commenced sucking!!! 

"So, how is he," Ariella asked Ben!?! "Not bad for a little panty waist," Ben sighed, "but I'd hate to waste a load of perfectly good cum on such a sniveling little asshole!!!" "Don't worry about that," Ariella replied while fingering her smoothly shaven pussy, "when you're getting close just stop him and climb aboard," while indicating towards he squishy vagina!!!" For the next five minutes or so Austin worked his mouth and tongue up, down, and around Ben's big dick, until with a hard shove Ben sent him flying onto the floor where upon he mounted his wife and buried his nine and a half inch pecker into her steaming cunt!!! All Austin could do was sit and watch as his wife spread her legs as wide as she could while accepting the brutal pounding from the incredibly thick monster growing out of Ben's groin!!! "G-good god," she gasped while holding on for dear life, "this is how a real man does it, l-look at how he's tearing me apart!!!" From his vantage point on the floor Austin had a perfect view of his wife's pussy being hammered into submission and loving every second of it while Ben's dick was absolutely going into over drive!!! Austin hated watching his wife being satisfied the way only a large erection could, but invariably his hand would always make its way to his own crotch to masturbate his pitiful cock to his tiny little orgasm!!! 

"Ya know I still haven't punished him for being late," Ariella offered softly as Ben's softening pecker slid from her well fucked cunt, "whataya think I should do to him!?!" Well from the looks of things your pussy is a total mess," Ben replied with a laugh, "why not have him clean it up with his tongue, have him suck up some of that black fuck juice!?!" "That's a great idea, don't you think so too, Austin," she asked sweetly, "would you like to clean up mama's dirty wet cunt with your mouth, little boy!?!" "Yes, ma'am," he replied softly while taking his place between her thighs!!! "That's a very good little boy," she said with a smile, "now, clean mama's pussy, do it, now!!!" The aroma of fresh pussy juice and hot cum wafted up to his nostrils, causing them to flair as a shiver of sexual excitement raced through him, while automatically erecting his tiny little pecker as his mouth pressed gently into his wife's sloppy wet cunt!!! Ariella leaned back and sighed softly while her pussy husband licked and sucked her vagina clean while paying particular attention to her now engorged clitoris!!! "He does have a nice mouth," she moaned as her orgasm built in her now dripping pussy, "p-please, let me suck your cock while he's eating me!!!" Ben chuckled under his breath as he maneuvered around to allow the hot little white cunt easy access to his member, and just as her vagina convulsed in a series of hard crushing orgasms, she swallowed the head of his cock while jerking it wildly, inducing the giant black man to ejaculate his load of hot spunk deep into her waiting throat!!! 

Ben's legs quaked as the last of his cum oozed from the end of his one eyed snake onto Ariella's lips while Austin planted hundreds of soft kisses all over the bulging lips of her labia causing her to involuntarily sigh as the last of her orgasm slipped quietly from her pussy!!! Ben glanced at his watch and quickly pulled on his clothing before giving Ariella one last kiss on her cheek and commenting, "Let's do it again real soon, baby!!!" With Ben now gone Ariella turned her attention back to Austin while picking up a leather strap, "Now, tell me again why you were late!?!"

THE END!
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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Sydnee Capri
 

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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

This Should Make Your Think a Little.

There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq.

When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, think about the following:

a. FDR led us into World War II.

b. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost... an average of 112,500 per year.

c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost... an average of 18,334 per year.

d. John F. Kennedy led us into the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us.

e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost... an average of 5,800 per year.

f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. Clinton was also offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.

g. In the years since terrorists attacked us, President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and, North Korea without firing a shot, and he also captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people.

The Democrats (who by the way voted to go to War with Iraq) are complaining about how long the war is taking.

THINK ABOUT THIS:

It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.

We've been looking for evidence for chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.

It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick.

It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida!!!

Even considering that Our Commander-In-Chief is having to deal with flip-flopping Democrats that are doing nothing but playing politics, he is doing a GREAT JOB! The Military morale is high!

The biased media hopes we are too ignorant to realize the facts.

Let's stop playing politics, let's get the job done, and let's get the hell out of Iraq. And the best way to do that is to support our President and support our troops.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

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...HOW BEAUTIFUL CAN THAT BE?

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YET YOU ARE CAUSING ME TO
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Monday, October 22, 2007

Monday Toons

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Three Naughty Jokes

1. A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, APPEARS to kiss her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you." His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

2. Q: What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? 
A: A nude blonde doing cartwheels.

3. A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. "
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."
"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was..... God, I miss him!"
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!"
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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Blogger Babe - Steevy

Steevy is a fun, cute and very sexy 24 year old, 5’9, 130 lb, White Babe. She has long, dirty-Blonde hair, devious brown eyes, nice, full and pouty, “bedroom lips”, a huge, bright, beautiful and friendly smile, very tiny 34A Tittys with nice, round and pink nipples, a shapely 34-24-36 figure, tiny waist, flat stomach, a great ass, nicely muscled legs with killer thighs, a tattoo on her wrist, the typical "Tramp Stamp" tattoo on her lower back, a nice “face down, ass up, is how we like to fuck” arch, and a completely Shaved, pink pussy. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).

Wow, Steevy… Mmmm… This girl has such a great smile… Deffo brings a smile to my heart every time I think about her or look at all the pics we did. Anyway, I saw Steevy's photo on a modeling agency's website. I wrote her and within a day or so, she had emailed back saying that she would love to shoot with me. I called her, we talked and flirted (big time) on the phone. I love a girl that is not scared to openly flirt with me. I booked her for a job.
 

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A couple days later, Steevy showed up. We talked for a while before we got down to work. She is a really nice and friendly girl and if we were not about to do an adult shoot, I would never have thought that she was the type to do adult modeling. But she was, and she certainly seemed to enjoy her work. We actually had a very good time shooting and we flirted and laughed a lot. In a lot of the photos, her smiles are genuine and there are a lot of photos with her smiling. Reason for so many? Her smile is so big and great that I just had to keep her smiling, just so I could keep smiling myself. It is a very contagious smile and it certainly made the rest of her shine, so much in fact that I really wanted to stop working and just take her out on a date. Well, that… and also just throw her on my bed and have hot and wild sex with her – but only if she smiled the whole time – LOL. I'm not usually attracted to “White Chicks”, but there was just something about Steevy that just really did it for me. What was it? Her smile? Yes! Her body? Yes! Her attitude? Yes! The fact that I don't have a girlfriend right now and I'm really horny? Yes, definitely!!!
 

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Anyway, the shoot went really good. I didn't get to shoot as much as I wanted. Needless to say, but I will say it anyway - I was too distracted by her smile and, of course, I was way too distracted by her nice butt and the thought of her being spread open “Face Down, Ass Up” in front of me. Dang! Sometimes it is like Torture! Arggg! I need a girlfriend sooo bad! But I digress… The shoot went really well. In about three hours or so we shot four or five setups including: Schoolgirl (very cheese-cake with a cute smile), Sexy Nurse (again, very cheese-cake with a cute smile), a voyeur/webcam scene (cute smile) and finally a Goth / Masturbation scene (no cute smile – I didn't like this scene as much).
 

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Since the shoot, I haven't talked to Steevy. I still have her number, but the only reason I want to call her is to ask her out and even though she flirted with me (a lot), I just didn't get the feeling that she would be open to me asking her out. Plus, it's not very professional to be hitting on every model that I am attracted to. Well, maybe it would be ok to hit on every other model. Hmmm, let me think… uh, no… Arggg! Sometime I hate having to be professional!
 

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If you want to see more of Steevy (and her great smile), check out "Porn Jester's White Girls," and "Triple X Cams".
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I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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