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I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the late 1950's or very early 1960's.

Technically this photo is not very good... I do believe that this is the same model and the same photographer from the last two weeks of photo critiques... The previous two week's photos were excellent, but this time, the photo just does not work. Well I guess that two out of three ain't bad. This photo is almost there, but not quite. The lighting is boring and flat, the angle on the model is poorly executed, the composition is slightly interesting, but the feel of the photo is cramped - as if the model is in a box that is too small for her.

The Model... She has beautiful dark and wavy hair, a nice face with very sultry, cum fuck me eyes, thick & full bedroom lips, a slender body, big, heavy, and very full-looking boobs with ginourmous (which is a real word now) nipples. Just take a gander (another real word) at the size of her areolas - Yikes!!! - That is what I wrote last week... I still think that she is a total babe (check out last's weeks pic), but in this photo, she's just not working it. A bad look on her face and a bad angle toward the camera; The whole double chin thing just kinda takes away from the sensuality of the model.

Summery:

Technically... The photo doesn't make the grade.

The Model... Beautiful, yes... But deffo needs a better pic to show it off. Of course I'd still do her though.... Mmmmm, boobies ;o)
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Friday, September 14, 2007 Adult Erotica - REVENGE IS SWEET??? "Hey, Peg, come in here and help me for a minute, will ya please," her husband John called from inside the garage!?!" Peg Burton got up off her knees where she was planting some young tomato plants in her garden, and after standing up and dropping her gloves to the ground, she walked the thirty some feet to the garage in search of her husband!!! "John," she asked softly, "where are you, why are the lights off, come on now, stop fooling around!!!" She carefully turned around, looking into every nook and cranny of the large two stalled building, but just when she was about to slip out the door and go back to her gardening, her husband quietly came up behind her and reached around her to grab her large heavy breasts while nibbling on her ear!!! "John," she gasped while trying playfully to pull away from him, "stop that this instant, what if somebody sees us!?!" "Who's gonna be coming in here," he replied while lifting the front of his wife's shirt and running his hands all over her low cut bra and breasts, "besides, it's been almost six hours since I fucked your hot little pussy!!!"  Peg knew that struggling was hopeless when John got her in his powerful grasp, but the insistent caressing of her boobs and the nibbling on her ear had swept away any last vestiges of resistance, so when he leaned her over the trunk of their car and jerked down her jeans and panties, she not only helped him kick them off and away from her, she willingly spread her leads while begging him to take her!!! "Oh god, John," she moaned as his thick pecker pressed fervently inside of her now drenched pussy, "you're a fucking machine, h-how do you do it!?!" "I just stare at your big ass and tits and it just happens," he whispered while biting her on the neck, "and you know how much I love your pussy!!!" For the next five minutes John Burton literally attacked his wife's pussy with a series of vicious thrusts that bordered on the brutal, but in the end, she begged him to fuck her harder while her pussy spasmed hard as a shower of orgasms rained down on her vagina, leaving her a wasted hot bitch on the cold garage floor!!!  "Your kidding me," Donna replied with a touch of awe in her voice, "you mean he just lured you into the garage to fuck you on the trunk of the car!?!" "Yep," Peg replied, "he's almost fifty years old and he fucks me as much as he did when we were twenty five, and I just love it!!!" "I'm totally jealous," Donna replied wistfully, "if I get it once every two weeks I'm happy, and even then it usually isn't the greatest, I wonder how he's doing it, ya know that isn't exactly normal for a guy fifty years old!?!" "I don't know," Peg replied with a cat who ate the canary smile, "but all I know is that my pussy is the happiest it's been in years!!! "Does he suck you too, or is it just straight sex," Donna asked softly!?! "It's all kinds," Peg replied, "I suck him, he sucks me, and we both fuck each other, and sometime we suck each other at the same time, even!!!" "God I just love doing sixty nine," Donna said softly, "do you swallow or let him shoot it on your boobs!?!" "Donna," Peg replied in exasperation, "that's getting a little bit personal don't you think!?!" After thinking about it for a moment, Donna shook her head from side to side and replied, "No, not really, so which is it, in the mouth or on the tits!?!"  After Donna had gone home, Peg poured herself a cup of coffee and sat down to read a magazine, but something that Donna had asked kept nagging at her in the back of her mind!!!" "I wonder," she muttered out loud, "why is he fucking me like a maniac after all these years, what could it be!?!" For the next twenty minutes or so she paged aimlessly through her magazine while she tried putting together a theory on her husband's newly active libido when like a thunderbolt from the skies it hit her, "The son of a bitch is having an affair!!!" She picked up the phone and rapidly dialed Donna's number, and when after three rings her friend answered, Peg blurted out acidly, "I think he's having an affair, is that what you thought!?!" "Welllll, I didn't want to make any unwarranted accusations," Donna replied, "but unless he's discovered the fountain of youth, that would be my guess, so what are you gonna do about it, girl!?!" "What we're gonna do," Peg replied grimly, "is catch him in the act and cut off his balls and feed them to the dog, that's what!!!" "Not tooooo upset, are we," Donna replied with a giggle, after which the two women went over their plan to catch a rat!!!"  "Do you think he'll see her today," Donna asked as she pulled into traffic and followed John's car on his way to the office!?! "He's got it bad," Peg replied evenly, "he fucked me this morning before breakfast and he's gonna need her bad to keep up his pace, so don't worry, he'll be seeing her today!!!" "I suppose it's a stupid question," Donna posed, "but what if it's his secretary and they're doing it in his or her office!?!" "Then we'd be screwed," Peg replied, "but it isn't his secretary!?!" "Are you sure," Donna asked doubtfully!?! "He's had the same woman as his secretary for over ten years now," Peg answered, "and believe me, she's way to old to be having this kind of affect on him, take it easy now, don't get too close, we don't want him to see us!!!" Donna eased off on the accelerator for a few seconds, allowing John to pull a little farther ahead of them, and when he cruised right by his normal turn to work, both women looked at each other before Peg ordered, "This is it, so be on your toes!!!  "Well, at least she lives in a nice place," Donna joked as they stopped about a half a block away from the large house John had stopped his car in front of!!! "Very funny," Peg replied, "now let's go," as the two of them got out and walked the rest of the way on foot!!! "Are you going to ring the bell," Donna asked!?! "No," Peg whispered, "let's give them a few minutes and then we'll go in unannounced, that should give them plenty of time to get into a compromising situation!!!" Peg checked her watch frequently for about three or four minutes before nodding her head and trying the door knob, "It's open, let's go!!!" The two women padded quietly up the stairs, and for the first time they heard a man's voice and a woman giggling as they approached the bedroom!!! "Oh, John," a feminine voice sighed, "I just love it when you suck me like that, ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy, mmmmm yes, right there, mmmmmmm you know just how to do that don't you, you bad boy!?! A hard look spread over Peg's face, and after pulling a thirty eight from her purse, she nodded to Donna, as the two of them burst into the room, practically scaring the two lovers to death!!!  "W-what do you want," the young blonde with her legs spread wide apart asked fearfully!?! "Tell her, John," Peg replied icily, "tell her all about it dear husband of mine!!!" "Uh now, Peg," he stammered while trying to cover himself up with the covers, "ya see, honey it's like this....." "Don't honey me, you two timing piece of trash," she spat at him, "now what shall we do with them, Donna, do you have any ideas!?!" "I''m kinda partial to your plan," Donna answered with a giggle!!! "Oh that plan," Peg replied, "you mean the one where we cut off his nuts and feed them to the dog!?!" "Exactly," Peg exclaimed, "what do you think of that idea, missy, how would you like lover boy here if I cut off his balls!?!" "Y-you wouldn't dare," she replied incredulously, "and I want you out of my house this instant or I'm calling the police!!!" "Sure thing, cunt," Peg answered evenly, "but first we're gonna make a few home movies, you know, keepsakes for our old age, so why don't you two pick up where you left off before you were so rudely interrupted!?!"  When both John and the blonde began whining and protesting, Peg pulled back the hammer of the gun and said grimly, "Don't make me use this, now John, darling, get your mouth down there and get her off, and no faking, I wanna see some real action!!!" Out of a paper bag she had been carrying, Donna produced a loaded video camera, and within a matter of seconds, she had it turned on and was filming away!!! "Suck her, John," Peg spat, "you can do better than that, now lick her clit!!!" Even under these adverse circumstances, the blonde slowly but surely began moaning as John's tongue flicked incessantly over her distended clit, and while the camera rolled, catching it all for posterity, the first of several hard orgasms tore through her as her lover tongued her for all he was worth!!! "Very nice, John," Peg said softly, "you did such a nice job, that we're going to reward you, so honey, if you don't mind, his dick, in your mouth, and make it snappy, we don't have all day!!!"  Peg didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but she had to admit that this twenty something blonde was certainly a cocksucker extraordinaire, because John got a boner almost the instant her mouth closed around his flaccid shaft, and for the next several minutes she watched almost nauseated while her husband finally deposited his load down the hussy's hot throat!!!" "That was the best, baby," John said to the blonde, in an effort to tweak Peg's psyche, "I wish my wife was half as good!!!" "That's enough," Peg spat, "shut your fucking mouth, you bastard!!!" "Come on, Peg," he teased, "you're and old hag, over the hill, just look at how smooth and taut Inge's skin is, and her hair, pure spun gold, not gray and mousy!!!" That did it, Peg flung the gun at John's head, just missing him by inches, and then in a wild furry, she attacked the two lovers with her bare hands, clawing and screaming while trying to scratch their eyes out!!!  "I-I'll fucking kill you both," Peg screamed," just let me get my hands on you, you mother fuckers, but much as it was at home, John was just too big and strong for her as he quickly held her down, and then while laughing evilly, tore off her clothing with his free hand and with a nod of his head, ordered his little fuck doll to suck his wife off!!! "Take my word for it, Peg," he said soothingly, "Inge just has a knack for oral sex, but I guess you're finding that out for yourself aren't you, baby!?!" She hated both of them for it, but her pussy was just to responsive to this kind of treatment, and as the voracious mouth of the cocksucker blonde ate her pussy alive, her whole body stiffened as a brutally satisfying orgasm smashed through her cunt, leaving her shaking and drooling in a state of total and complete shock!!! Donna was nervously taping all of the action, but now with Peg as the star of the show, she wondered if she should turn it off or keep going, but it was so fucking hot to watch, she just kept it rolling while hoping for the best!!!  "Now, we're gonna give her one last lesson," John said evenly while taking his place between his wife's thighs and situating Inge's pussy over his protesting wife's mouth!!! Slowly but surely John began steadily stroking his big cock in and out of his wife's hairy old pussy, and with a pussy that was as finely tuned as a Ferrari, Inge pressed her open cunt directly onto Peg's mouth, and with absolutely no mercy, ground her needy cunt all over the stunned woman's face, while John fucked her pussy like there was no tomorrow!!! Of course with John and Inge working her over from each end, it took almost no time at all for Peg to rapidly approach an orgasm that threatened to tear her pussy to shreds, but she wasn't alone, as both Inge and John were on the same schedule, as her pussy spasmed wildly and John's pecker wrenched as all three of three of them collapsed in mass of interwoven arms and legs gasping for breath while their genitals experienced the remaining vestiges of their incredible climaxes!!!  135 "Ya know what, John," Inge asked!?! "What, baby, tell me," he replied softly while stroking both his wife's and Inge's thighs!?! "I think that your wife would be a perfect addition to our little group, don't you!?!" "What do ya think about that, Peg," he asked!?! "After giving Inge's pussy one last little kiss, Peg replied softly, "The family that plays together, stays together!!!"  THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

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"Victory Girls" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site; it's surfer friendly, updated on a regular basis, has a ton of pics and is completely redesigned to give you (the surfer) a whole new, nice and pleasant experience. There are 10 galleries (with over 500 photos) of sexy & sweet babes for you to drool over. Most of the babes are ones I photographed and quite a few of them are also featured as "Blogger Babes." So if you like the babes here on "Sex Blogger," then deffo check out "Victory Girls."

"Nude Amateur Women" - Real Amateur Women and Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Nude for the Camera.

"Nude Amateur Women" is a CyberAge Platinum site. I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind to piss you off. All the pics were taken with a Polaroid camera. So if you like Amateurs and Amateur photography, check this site out. You won't be disappointed. Also, there's a huge RETRO RAUNCH gallery. And this gallery is pretty kewl. It has tons of antique porn pics - everything from the 1880's up to the 1960's. So if you wanna see what your parents, grandparents and even great grandparents did way back when - give it a click.

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"Porn Jester's White Girls" features many full galleries of White Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, All American Amateurs, Blondes, Brunettes, Red Heads and just some really sweet & cute White Chicks. Plus galleries of  erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, the most important thing - 1000's of photos of Smooth & Creamy-Skinned Ivory Babes - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you nice tight pink pussy.

"Porn Jester's White Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to ALL the Porn Jester sites, PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much, much more. So, check out "Porn Jester's White Girls". You won't be disappointed.

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"Detective Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberSex Prestige PLUS" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an CyberSex member you get FREE access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. So give "Detective Comix" a click.
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Monday, September 10, 2007

Monday Toons

Three Naughty Jokes

1. Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!" 

2. An Air Force chief master sergeant and a general were sitting in the barbershop.  They were both just getting finished with their shaves when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.  The general shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me!  My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" The sergeant turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on me.  My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

3. A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made contact, "Connie.... Connie.”… "Is that you, Joe?"… "Yes, I've come back just as we'd agreed."… "That's wonderful! What's it like?"… "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."… "Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!"… "Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
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Sunday, September 9, 2007

Blogger Babe - Pregnant Annie

Annie is deffo very pregnant - nine months worth. She's a 19 year old, 5'7, cute, girl-next-door, half white, half Latina babe with the typical "Tramp Stamp" tattoo on her lower back. She has short mousy-brown hair, a nice friendly smile, 34C, milk-swollen tits with big brown nipples and a beautiful, Hairy, pregnant-swollen, pussy. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

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I saw Annie's pic in an agent's book and of course I immediately called my partner - Big Lou, and told him about her. We decided to shoot her as soon as we could. I mean, come on... this babe is nine months Pregnant and who knows when she will actually go into labor. I asked the agent to have her call me and within a day I was talking with her on the phone.
 

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The next day she showed up (on time) for the interview. We immediately hit it off and ended up talking for about an hour or so. You know, about all kinds of stuff - Porn, pregnancy - the usual. Anyway, I booked her for a shoot the following day.
 

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Annie showed up (on time) for the shoot and we immediately got to work. Thinking about her being Pregnant, I slowed down the pace of the shoot - so as not to wear her out. But she was deffo a trooper and in about two hours we actually got a lot of material shot; schoolgirl, cheerleader, a webcam scene, a voyeur scene and, of course, one of my favorite things to shoot - a sleeping girl scene.
 

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After we did the sleeping girl scene we then shot Annie in lingerie with a dildo. That was kinda interesting because at first she was just licking the toy and rubbing it on the outside of her vagina. The I asked if she could do a little more with it - like stick it a little ways inside of herself. No sooner than I had asked - "Schlooup!" She slid it in to the hilt. Dang! First thing I thought was "be careful, you're gonna poke the baby in the eye"... LOL!

Right after we finished that set-up, we took a break for lunch. While eating, I found out that she has a few friends in the adult biz and that she also does girl/girl. So of course Big Lou and I immediately had the same thought. We asked her if she was able to do a g/g shoot now (as in right now) and if she had any friends that would be interested in shooting with her.
 

Somnophilia

Within an hour, this cute, really tiny, very young looking, 18 year old, 4'11, 85 lb, Asian, Porn Star, named Kitty was standing nude in my studio and ready for a g/g shoot with Annie. Kitty has long reddish-brown hair, a completely shaved and pierced pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a really tiny, tiny butt and absolutely no tits what-so-ever. She says that they are a 32A, but even that would be pushing it. She just has nipples and nothing else.
 

Asian Candy

Yes, Kitty's really cute, but, she's actually a little too young looking for my taste. As I always do before shooting, I had to check her ID's (plural). She's so young looking that I actually had to double and triple check her ID's. Yup, she really is 18!!! And she's also married! Married! Can you believe that? Dang! 18 year old porn girl and she is already married. Wow!
 

Triple X Cams

Anyway, we continued with the shoot... In the next two hours we shot Kitty by herself as a schoolgirl and a sleeping girl. Then we then shot Kitty & Annie together as Lesbian Schoolgirls, in lingerie, in Goth outfits with thigh-high boots and finally in a nice hot and relaxing bubble bath. That was a lot of fun. Wish that I could have joined them. Hmmmm... I love bubble baths...
 

Teen Shower Cam

We finished the shoot a little over the scheduled time but we got a heck of a lot done. I haven't talked to either girl since then, but, because both of them know a lot of adult models, I will deffo be calling them soon to get some names. Always looking for new models - Hint! Hint!

If you want to see more of Kitty & Annie, check out "Teen Shower Cam", "Nude Pregnant Women", "Triple X Cams," "Porn Jester's Asian Girls," "Porn Jester's Latina Girls," "Asian Candy," and of course "Somnophilia".
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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