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This photo was done sometime in the 1920's - I think :o)

Technically (just like lasts week's pic), I don't care for this photo very much. The lighting is flat and poorly done. There's no separation between the models in the foreground and the backdrop behind them. The models' shadows on the backdrop are distracting - especially since it's a double shadow. The set is very plain and simple, which is ok, but this set looks like it was thrown together in a hurry and is very sloppily done. The models' poses are supposed to convey a feeling of love, eroticism or the gentle touch of woman on woman, but to me the sitting model's head is back to far - looks painful, and the standing model looks as if she could care less.

Ok enough tech talk, let's discuss the models. Hmmm... What can I say? Hard to tell on the sitting model, but she doesn't really do anything for me. It looks like she has a gut and is trying to hide it with the fabric, and her legs have no tone or muscle quality to them at all. I bet she became a real porker as she got older. The standing model is a bit better. Can't really tell too much about her face, but she has nice lines and a nice firm butt. Mmmm... Yeah, I'd do her, but probably not the sitting model... Ok, who am I kidding... I do 'em both.

This picture deffo does not work for me...
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Friday, August 8, 2008 Adult Erotica - The Last One Standing     John Brioshe reined his black gelding in and sniffed the air inquisitively. Smoke! The soft spring breeze was blowing down off the mountains from the west. The smoke could be coming from the Sun River. It bent close in several places if he remembered right. This was Sioux country and it paid to remember right or die. At 27 John figured he was a mite young to die. He only hoped that the Indians agreed. The Sioux were just one of many tribes populating Montana. He would just as soon miss them all. He had no friends among the Indians.      The problem was, he had run out of flour and bacon seven days before. His coffee ran out two days before and he missed that even more than the food. Now he was left with the need to hunt in an area where a gunshot could be heard by any number of passing Indians. Of course there was the distant and time consuming prospect of finding food elsewhere, nut, berries, or a porcupine. The porcupine was possibly the ugliest animal on the face of God's green Earth, but it was also the only animal which could be killed with a stick.      Smoke signified that somebody had food, possibly coffee. He needed to find out. John left his horse in the center of a cedar grove. The trees were so tight he had to break off lives to get his horse inside. It would not be found by a passing man. Lefty, the name he had given his horse, because it had one left white forefoot, nibbled at a few cedar bows for a moment, then gave him a deadly glare. He knew he had to work things out with his horse later, after leaving him with nothing to forage on. But at the moment John was more interested in his own stomach.      John paused within hearing distance of the river. The low roar of the river was comforting. How many rivers had he listened to, his only companion in the wide open wilderness? Hundreds? Possibly, but he never grew tired of them. The first sight of a river, with it's roaring white water, pools just begging to be fished, and sunlit waters... well things like that made life worth living. John dreamed of growing old and settling on the banks of a high mountain lake, or stream, and fishing his life away, if he lived that long.      John moved closer to the source of the smoke. He stopped to listen again. He was wishful of hearing an ax, voices, or anything that would tell him if the camp was friend of foe. Only white men used an axe, generally. Only white men used a wagon and broadcast the fact with the telltale jingle of trace chains, the rub of leather, or the squeak of a doubletree. Indians were far more quiet. Children and dogs sometimes gave away their location, little else.      With a groan of hunger, John detected the smell of cooking meat. Once again it was neutral. Either white or red men cooked meat. He detected no smell of baking bread or coffee, which were white man foods. Pausing in indecision, he decided to sneak forward and find out for sure, being aware that he could be sneaking up on a Sioux war party. He pushed the thong off his pistol, licked his dry nervous lips, and pushed some bushes aside.      Indians! It was a family of Sioux, not a war party, but just as bad if he was caught. A Sioux warrior could be as temperamental as a mother bear protecting it's cubs. He counted two horses, a man and two women. It was a temporary camp. He saw no dogs, or children for that matter. The brave was young and proud. He sat watching as the women worked. One woman was nearing middle age, she looked what she was, a sturdy, dependable workhorse. She would plod along all day, stop and fix a man a meal, then fuck him until he couldn't stand any more, all without complaining.      The youngest was a looker. She was absolutely ravishing. John had not seen a white woman in six years. It had been nine months since he had seen an Indian woman and that one had weighed close to 300 pounds. This girl was like a fawn, slender, quick, and beautiful. Now John was licking his lips. The reflex had nothing to do with food.      The girl came to the fire and knelt while she sawed a chunk of meat off a roast, from where it cooked on a stick. The roast looked heavenly, but John's eyes were on the bare thigh showing where the deer skin dress rode up her legs. A slit up the side revealed her legs almost to her crotch. The light of the fire showed off her lightly tanned skin. It glistened.      John moaned slightly and backed away. He wasn't afraid of being heard, the roar of the river covered all noise. Well not quite all. One Indian pony suddenly raised his head and whinnied. To John's horror, Lefty answered the call. John swore as he ran up the hill toward his horse.      John knew he was in trouble long before he reached the cedar grove. He heard the crash of a body in brush, then the thunder of hooves behind him. His hair stood on end as he turned and faced the young brave. Even as he looked the boy was leaning over the side of his horse with a bow in his hands. John drew and fired. The boy was jerked out of the saddle. He rolled several times then stopped, his open eyes glistening as they looked at the blue sky overhead.      John felt bad. He didn't like to kill, even Indians. But the kid left him no choice.     A bullet ricocheted off a rock, just inches from his face. John spun around and raised his pistol. To his horror he found himself facing the old workhorse. She reloaded the musket with the ease of much practice and raised it to her shoulder again. It was a long shot for a pistol, but John had no choice. His rifle was on Lefty. He aimed at the old woman, then raised the gun a mite. His first shot was way low. Shooting downhill was tricky, even at best. With a pistol at that range, any hit would be a miracle. He raised the pistol even more and shot again. The old woman flew backwards. The musket went off into the air. She kicked twice and lay still.      "You stupid potlicker," John swore bitterly. Why did they make him do it? Wasn't life short enough as it was, without trying to end it prematurely?      Suddenly John remembered the other woman, the young girl. Was she still at the camp? John tried to catch the Indian pony, but it would have nothing to do with him. It ran off to the North. He turned and sprinted toward the cedar grove. He pulled Lefty lose and jerked him out of the grove, then ran him down the hill.      John burst through the bushes to find the girl hunched down near the fire, with the knife in her hand. John rode lefty up to the girl and knocked her flying. The knife slid out of her hand, planed across the water, and sank. The girl turned, but John leaped onto her back, driving her into the sandy bank. She struggled, but John had the upper hand. He took a loop over her hands with a pegging string, then put another around her legs. He dragged her toward Lefty. She screamed and fought, to no avail. John took down his rope and looped it over her hands. He pulled her to the nearest tree, tossed the rope over the limb, and tied it off. She hung with her feet on the ground, but her hands straight up in the air.      John pulled his knife and cut her feet lose. She immediately tired to kick him. He slugged her on the jaw. She hung limply for a moment, then groaned and stood. A fiery look entered her eyes. John knew she wanted to kill him.      "I don't suppose you speak American?" he asked casually. "I didn't think so," he said as he approached the fire. He bent and cut a piece of meat from the roast and sat wolfing it down, while he looked her over. An eagle screamed far up the mountain. He turned and watched it's lazy progress across the sky. When he looked back he found her watching it too. He remembered that an eagle was sacred to most Indians. But on the other hand, most other things were too, including buffalo, deer, and owls.      "You are one fine looking female," John said, before biting into the meat. He looked at her slender, nicely- tanned legs. They were exquisite. She must be real popular back in camp, he thought to himself. Of course Indians had a different idea of beauty. For some Indians the old workhorse would have been downright beautiful.      With her arms raised he had an excellent view right up to mid-thigh. He planned on having more than that in a moment. But first things first. John laid down at the edge of the river and drank, then stood and approached the Indian beauty. The look in her eyes was almost deadly enough to kill. He moved close, slipped out his knife and cut along the seam of her dress, where sinew had was woven into the hide. The seam parted easily. He pulled the remains of her dress off, leaving her standing naked before him. His breath caught in his chest. His eyes widened at the sight of her slender, beautiful body. The unmistakable gleam of aloft pride filled her eyes, before she spat in his face.      He calmly slapped her with all his mite. Her head jerked savagely and she spun limply on the rope. He was afraid that he'd killed her. But eventually she straightened, looking at him with tears in her eyes.      "No more of that," he cautioned. He lifted each small, perky breast, then ran his hands over them. She hissed, before clamping her mouth shut. Her nipples were tiny, but the areolas were large, taking up the entire end of each breast. He ran his hand down over her slender waist, then paused, looking at the black pelt of hair. It glistened in the fading sunlight like the feathers of a raven. He sank down more and stared at her naked pussy. The lips were large and protruding. He touched the puffy lips of her pussy, and she jerked violently. He looked up into her face. She was still angry and defiant, but the glare in her eyes seemed to have lessened. He forced her to turn. He sat staring at her shapely ass. He couldn't have imagined anything more beautiful, or more sexy. His hard throbbing cock immediately wanted to part those fleshy cheeks. He rubbed each cheek lovingly. He leaned closer and kissed her left ass cheek. She spun around, threw up her legs and placed them behind his head. Before he could move she clamped her legs shut and began twisting.      Fighting for his life, John pulled at each leg, to no avail. She was trying to break his neck. He was so close to her pussy that he could smell it's wonderful aroma. It reminded him of smoked fish. John decided he did not want to die this way, although there were worse ways to die. He turned his face slightly and bit into the golden thigh on his right. She screamed and pulled away.      John fell to the ground, gasping for breath. He rubbed his sore neck and looked at her accusingly. Her eyes were also filled with pain, and defiance. John wanted the little bitch more than ever, but he no longer trusted her. Tied hands made her no less dangerous. He felt bad, as blood ran down her leg, until he remembered what she tried to do to him.      "Ok, bitch, you want to play that way, I'll play too," he said, standing and unbuttoning his pants. He dropped them around his ankles and stepped out of them. Her eyes widened as she looked at his hard cock. She quickly turned away and clamped her legs shut.      John smiled as the shapely ass appeared before him. If she knew what he intended, she would not have been so quick to present it. It was exactly what he wanted.      John spit into his hand and rubbed it over the head of his cock. He slid up behind the woman and held her with a hand around her waist, while he rubbed his cock in the crack of her ass. Even as she struggled, he pressed his rock hard cock into her asshole.      She screamed when the head plunged up inside her. He stopped and waited for her ass to adjust. It was obvious that this was her first time, in this way. She was so tight that he felt she was cutting the circulation off in his cock. He remained that way, with his cock throbbing inside her ass, until he felt it loosening. With a little shove he forced his way inside more. She screamed again and struggled in his arms. He paid no attention. His cock wanted relief. He held her rounded hips in his trembling hands, while he slowly pumped in and out of her perfect little ass. He cried in delight. The sound was almost echoed by her. He didn't know if it was out of pain or pleasure. He didn't care.      John now slid in and out of her ass methodically. She no longer struggled, but she did not seem to be enjoying it. He filled his hands with her small breasts. His fingers twirled her hard nipples. He would have like to kiss her, but he knew he would only get a face full of saliva. When he leaned close he found her hair smelled like woodsmoke.      Pounding away rhythmically, he felt the fire in his loins boiling. He knew his first time wouldn't take long. He seldom masturbated and it had been a long time since his last sex. The shapely Indian maiden was the best fuck he'd ever had. Of course all previous experiences had been with whores.      The girl began to chatter softly. John didn't understand the words, but he liked her voice. It was low and soothing. The liquid heat in his balls reached a crest and the whole world seemed to pause. John tightened his ass muscles and tried to wait, but there was no holding back. He exploded forcefully. He jerked and panted, with his face pressed into her black hair. His cock emptied it's contents into her hot ass. She rubbed her ass back against him and he suddenly realized that she had been enjoying it, although not as much as he. She hissed her displeasure as the spurts of cum stopped and he relaxed. Now, when she tried to grind her ass against him, it was painful on his sensitive member. He gasped and pulled out. He stumbled back and sat on his haunches, breathing hard and staring at her still perfect ass before him.      She was certainly one hot little bitch. John eyed her for a moment, then went to the river and washed up. He returned to the fire, once again wishing that the Indians drank coffee. He sawed another chunk off the piece of meat and began chewing.      "Ala shana," the girl said. She nodded toward her upraised hands. John smiled and shook his head.      "Not a chance, sweetie. The first chance you get you would cut my throat. Nope, I plan on giving you a good fucking, then I'll leave. I might even cut you down before I do," he said, chewing thoughtfully.      John took another drink, looked around, checking for unwanted visitors, then took down the rope holding the woman in the tree. She gasped in relief. He knew her shoulders must have been pulling out of the sockets, she had been in the tree for an hour.      John pulled her over to a downed cottonwood. It lay about three feet off the ground, in one area. He rounded the tree and tied it off on a limb. The girl lay bent over the trunk of the tree, with her shapely ass presented for his hardening cock. He slid up against her and let his partially hardened cock rest against her pussy, while he cupped her small breasts in his hands. He mashed them gently. In moments his cock was hard and throbbing again.      She hissed in excitement when he pressed his cock against her sweet pussy. She inched back, forcing his cock up inside her. The heat and wetness were heavenly. John closed his eyes and savored every inch of hot, throbbing cock as it filled her pussy. He had never felt anything so exciting.      The Indian was also enjoying the unorthadoxed fuck. Her breath came out in a harsh gasp. She began working her pussy backwards against him, thrusting backwards in an obscene but sexy way. He held her hips in his hands and thrust forward to meet her. Her pussy was hot and wet. She had become very excited while he fucked her ass. She was very tight, gripping his cock like a strong hand. She worked her muscles on his shaft.      John paused occasionally with his cock pressed entirely inside the little woman, enjoying the heat on his sensitive member. Indian or not, she was a very exciting girl. He knew she would remain in his thoughts for a long time.      She whispered something in her own language and turned to look over her shoulder. There was a look of entreaty in her eyes. He didn't understand the language, but he was sure she wanted to change positions, it was becoming painful for her.      He stopped and rolled her over on her back. He knew it was a little painful for her, with the hard log resting against her shoulder blades, but it was only temporary. Taking a chance, with his cock still fully inserted and her legs spread like a frog, he took her tied hands slid them over his head. She supported her own weight this way. He gathered up each of her legs and held them tightly together, against his chest. With her beautiful legs captured in his grasp, he now began pounding away in her open pussy. It was beautiful, just plain beautiful. Her pussy was slightly squeezed between her closed, upturned legs and looked sexy as hell. His glistening cock slid easily in and out, but her pussy was even tighter, in this constrained position. He could tell by the passion in her eyes that she was enjoying it too. She whispered to him, licking her sweet red lips and speaking almost constantly in her incomprehensible language. She seemed to be whispering encouragement, possibly promises, or encouragement. There was no longer any hostility in her face or her attitude. If there had been it was remotely possible that she could have killed him, with her hands tied behind his head. She seemed only interested in pleasure.      She looked at him with her passion clouded eyes and he knew she would enjoy her impending orgasm immensely, then she would kill him without a second thought.      John stopped, took her arms from around his neck, and he flipped her over on the long once more. He then plunged up into her quivering pussy with long, hard thrusts of his hard cock. She cried out as his vengeful attack on her upturned pussy, but she held it in place, seeking her own relief. His balls were swinging up into her puss, slapping against her clit. She felt fire clear up to her scalp, at this brutal form of lovemaking. A small part of her identified with the brutality of the moment. A part of her craved this violence, mixed with the most pleasure that a woman could feel. The hot fleshy rode sliding up inside her, touched her where she needed to be touched, with just the right amount of force.      Her pussy lips were being assaulted by his pelvis, being smashed out of shape by the violence of his thrusts. It was blissfully stimulating. She felt the beginning of an orgasm. Although she wanted to remain silent, her body betrayed her. She, a woman who would show no pain, make no noise during childbirth nine months from now, began moaning louder and louder in the throes of passion.      The white man yelled behind her. Her thrust into her a few more times, then yelled again. He stiffened and grabbed her hips violently. He jerked behind her, making low moaning noises. She could feel his hot cum shooting up into her womb. She ground her pussy against him, trying to bring on her own orgasm. He stopped just a moment too soon. She cried out as he stepped away. With her hands still tied to the tree, she tried to look behind herself from beneath her left arm. She said something, a look of pleading in her eyes.      John knew the problem, knew why she was whining. A perverted streak in him considered leaving her tied like that, naked and unfulfilled. Another part could not do it after she had given him so much pleasure. He stepped up to her and pressed his hip against her pussy. She gasped in understanding. She began pushing back against his hip, quickly stimulating her pussy flesh again. The ache and burning inside her soon rekindled into a blazing orgasm. She grunted ever-louder until the orgasm exploded in her loins. She hunched against him, panting like an animal. She shook as she laid on the log. A little whine came from her lips, then she collapsed limply over the log.      John stepped down to the river and washed up real fast. He had spent too much time in an Indian camp for his health. There was no telling who might drop by. He dressed quickly, stepped up on Lefty, and rode over to the downed tree with the naked woman tied across it. He looked into her young face thoughtfully, for a moment. There was no begging, no fear or anger in those eyes. She simply looked at him, blinking and panting softly.      He drew his knife, leaned down and cut the rope from the limb. Saluting her casually, he turned Lefty and rode back across the river. He never looked back. THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Sex Tales of the Old West - Antique Porn & Erotic Western Stories

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Thursday, August 7, 2008

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"Sleepy Toons" - Mega adult cartoon site featuring exclusive hardcore sleepysex comics, x-rated fairy tales, uncensored 3D toons, sleeping anime & hentai girls, naughty sleep fetish comix, fantasy sleep carry pin-ups, and erotic, controversial sleep themed paintings - painted by the Master's themselves. Plus exclusive Pervert Jack galleries and much more.
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Featured Artist - Patty - A Creative Spanko Wench
 

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

Doggy Style Divas

Yummy Blogger Babes
 

Blog Babe

Viveana

Tramp Stamps
 

Tramp Stamps - Tattooed Teens

Sleep Carry
 

Sleep Carry Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or Torment! Sleep Carry is a FREE "Lift & Carry" site for the Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us. Photo Galleries / Cartoons / Stories

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Pervert Jack

Poetry - NO WONDER MEN HAVE AFFAIRS
 

Gothic Horror Tales
 

Gothic Horror Tales

Erotic Pregnant Stories
 

Pregnant-Stories.com

Sexy Adult Cartoons & Erotic Pin Up Art
 

Crazy Comix

Fetish Gear by Eros Boutique
 

Fetish Boots & Vinyl Outfit Supplied by Eros Boutique

Fetish Clothing Supplied by Eros Boutique

The Fetish Boots and Vinyl Outfit were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Asian Tuesday

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Asian Hunnies	Asian Sluts
Porn Jester's Asian Girls	Asian Candy
Oriental XXX Movies	Indian Movies
Beijing Beavers	Oriental Whores
Asian Sex Blog	Indian Sex Blog
Asian Sex Farm	Asian Anal
PJ's Extreme Indian Girls	PJ's Extreme Asian Girls
Ugly Fucking Orientals	Asian Skanks
Hairy Asian Girls	Asian Sex Movies
China Dolls	Bloody Asian Pussy
Asian Delights	Asian Porn
Asian Snap-Shot	Asian Treasures
Asian & Latina Hotties	Asian Schoolgirls
"Authentic" Asian Lesbians	"Authentic" Asian Amateur
"Authentic" Asian Voyeur	Cum Craving Asians
Urabon Yuri	Asian Porn Tube
Sweet Asian Teens	Asian Peep Show
Asian Teens in Lingerie	Asian Schoolgirls

Monday, August 4, 2008

Monday Toons

Three Naughty Jokes

1. An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.  'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

2. The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, 'Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!' 'Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!' 'No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!' 'Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!' Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster. 'Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen' 'Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?' 'Why, eat it! Of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a Bitch!' Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip. 'Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!' Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, 'Father!' 'It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a Bitch fish!' 'Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?' Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner. 'I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch', she said. As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. 'What are you doing Sister?' 'Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's Dinner' 'Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!' 'No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch Fish.' 'Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch.' On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. The new Bishop said, 'This is great fish, where did you get it?' 'I caught that Son of a Bitch!' proclaimed the proud priest. 'And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!' exclaimed the Sister. The Friar added, 'And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe! The new Bishop looked around at each of them. A big smile crept across his face as he said, 'You fuckers are my kind of people!'

3. Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them" The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!" The priest says, "Do we have time?"
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