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Saturday, July 12, 2008
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AC Movie
Pass Review
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Cheezy
& Sleazy Pick-up Lines
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posted by: Neo
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Antique
Erotica
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Photo Courtesy
of Retro Raunch
I believe that
this picture was done sometime in the 1920's - the hair is a dead give-away.
And, yes, I do like this photo. It is sexy and more importantly (if u can
have more important than sexy) it's fun.
Technically,
the pic is ok. The lighting is good, though I deffo would have liked to
see a little more shadowing and contrast. I do like the focusing of the
shot and how it goes from a softer focus on the model's legs to a sharper
focus on the model's face. The texture of the fabric she's laying on is
nice and also the way it is draped from the upper right hand corner, then
down and across to the lower left corner deffo works by keeping the viewer's
eyes moving toward the model. I do not like the big flat blank spot behind
the model, but I do understand that the photographer was trying to give
contrast between it, the model and the fabric, but for me, I would rather
of seen more fabric in the BG. The model's pose is nice the way it curves
with the fabric and the pearls are a nice touch (pearls always work). Plus,
the model's hair and make-up are very nicely done. I deffo like the model's
expression. It looks to me like she's having fun and that the photographer
caught her at a candid moment... and that is so very sexy.
Ok, let's talk
about the model. Mmmm... What can I say? She's an total babe. She has beautiful,
thick and wavy, blonde hair, nice, creamy-smooth, porcelain skin, a beautiful
face, a nice nose, nice lips, a sexy body with a flat stomach (maybe a
little pooch, but it doesn't show, so it's ok) And really nice, tiny breasts
with perfectly round, very suckable, nipples. But the best thing about
her is her smile; very genuine, very pretty, very sexy - Yum!...
I would so do her...
This pictures
works for me. Mmmm... Antique erotica...
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posted by: Neo ©
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| Friday, July 11, 2008
Adult
Erotica - Elani's Freedom
A tattered wooden ship under full sail smashed through 14 foot waves. Mist
and white water deluged the weathered decks. Three sailors scurried up
the main mast to trim the old, overpatched sails. A sailor coiled a rope
on the deck of the ship. Concertina music played from somewhere down below.
Seaman Parker, a burly sailor in a stocking cap stood behind the wheel,
looking off into the distance. He glanced at the deck occasionally to check
the position of his shadow, now cast by the setting sun. Thus, he was the
only one to spot the Captain and First Mate carrying a struggling native
girl between them. They came up out of the slave hold and dragged her to
the Captain's Cabin. He shook his head in disgust. As soon as they hit
port he was leaving. He'd had enough of slave ships and the Captain's private
perversions.
The Black Swan was three days from San Francisco. It had been a rough journey,
as the waters between Hawaii and the coast usually were. The crew of the
Black Swan would be happy to see land. Then again they usually were. They
were a lazy lot who thought less of the sea, than they did of saloons.
Parker didn't need that kind of ship.
Most slave ships bartered on the east coast of America, but the Captain
of the Black Swan considered himself to be brilliant. Rather than taking
the long, treacherous route from Africa to the Americas, facing freak storms,
pirates, and unusual currents, he simply sailed to Hawaii, or the thousand
other islands within reach, captured slaves there and returned. He had
also made several trips to Mexico and beyond, raiding coastal villages
for slaves. San Francisco was an open market and a lot of money could be
made.
This was their 13th trip and all looked well. Some said their 13th trip
was bound for disaster, but the captain paid it no mind.
Captain Marvin liked women. He had fucked women from Arabia to Tahiti,
Hawaii to Sendai. To Captain Marvin the world was a huge sampler of soft,
supple female flesh and he wanted to try it all. His first mate, John Migway,
shared his lust for life, and women. At the moment he was holding a shapely
wench over the chart table.
Captain Marvin knelt before her, lifting her dress. Migway held her on
the table from behind, with one hand under each arm. The girl struggled
helplessly. Her feet kicked at Marvin, but he dodged, laughing. Her dress
had been provided by the missionaries. It was bulky and outlandish, but
Marvin's only interest was what lie beneath it.
"Hold her, Migway."
"I'm trying, Captain, but she's a live one.
"I am a princess," the girl screamed. "I will have you beheaded."
"Ouch," Migway laughed. "I think she likes you, Captain."
"She will. Hold her or I'll knock her senseless," Marvin said, suddenly
angry. The girl continued to kick and scream. Marvin popped up and slugged
her on the jaw. She dropped like she had been struck by an axe.
"Should have done that in the first place," Migway said, rubbing his bruised
arm.
"Let's get these clothes off, then we can tie her up," the Captain said,
lifting her dress and looking underneath. When he looked up he found Migway
pawing her small, firm breasts through the material of her dress. His hard
cock was poking a tent in the front of his lose homespun pants.
"Oh hell, go get a girl of your own, Migway, we'll open a bottle of rum
and make a party of it."
"Yeah, good idea," Migway said. He turned and hurried out. Marvin tried
to unbutton and untie her clothing for several moments, then pulled his
knife and cut until she was naked. Her slender tanned body was perfect.
She would bring a fortune on the San Francisco waterfront, either as a
wife or a whore. To Marvin there was little difference. It was a shame
to take her virginity. He stood, undecided for a moment, then fell to his
knees with a groan of exertion. He slid one naked leg aside and stared
at her buried treasure, savoring the moment.
"My God, how beautiful," he said reverently. He touched her tiny pussy
lips and she shivered in response, even while unconscious. He looked at
her face in surprise, confirming that she was still asleep. Her pussy was
small and delicate. He traced it's outline with his index finger.
Her pubic hair was just starting to fill out. It would be a full pelt in
a year or so. At the moment it was thin and delicate. Her legs were tiny,
extremely sexy. Her waist was narrow and arms just large enough to be flawless.
She had done little work in her lifetime. Maybe she really was a princess,
he thought. Then again, the Queen had 12 daughters. One princess, more
or less, would not be missed.
The room was thrown into bright daylight as Migway returned with his choice.
She was even younger than Marvin's, but not quite so pretty. He was carrying
her over his shoulder.
"I saved time," Migway said, grinning at the unconscious body across his
shoulder.
"Have you ever seen anything as beautiful as this?" Marvin asked quietly.
He was resting his chin on the table, between her open, unconscious legs.
He watched the gentle rise and fall of her chest. Her breasts were small
perfect cones with large dark puffy nipples. Her neck and chin were delicate
and beautiful. Her waist was slender, with the ribs showing. Her ass was
slightly large, meaty, and delicious looking. He reached out and touched
her inner thigh, running his hand up and down her leg.
"She's perfect," Migway nodded, licking his lips. "Want to trade?"
"No, and I may keep this one."
"A wife!" Migway gasped.
"No, not really. A consort."
"The men would kill you. The profits from that one would be enormous."
"I know."
"Kamuela!" the girl suddenly screamed and sat up. She looked around desperately,
then saw Marvin kneeling between her legs. She drew back a foot to kick
him in the face, but Migway struck her from behind with a belaying pin.
He dropped the short piece of wood and grabbed a rope.
Elani felt strange. In a world of pain and haze, she realized that she
was feeling something which she had never felt before. Her pussy was burning,
similar to a urination, but much, much stronger. Fire was spreading throughout
her lower body. She couldn't account for the feeling. Unconsciously she
felt herself humping her pussy toward the wonderful sensation. She blinked
open her eyes, stared at the irregular wood of the ceiling. Crossed beams
made many white squares on the ceiling like... A SHIP! She jerked upright.
She quickly found that her arms and legs were tied to the table legs. She
struggled, uselessly.
Her legs were naked and widespread. She looked down to see the ugly captain
licking her cunt lips. She was disgusted, but the shock was soon replaced
by lust. His tongue felt hot and rough on her sensitive flesh. She could
feel even the slightest lick or tickle in her moist flesh. It slithered
from the bottom to the top of her fleshy envelope, starting a fire in her
loins. Her thigh muscles quivered in response to the stimulation. Her stomach
muscles were washboard tight, jerking as his tongue touched her clit and
strummed it several times. The moisture in her pussy was coating her thighs,
his ugly face, and running down the crack of her ass. She looked down into
his green eyes and felt a jolt of revulsion.
"You taste delicious," Marvin said with a smile.
"I hope it poisons you," she spat.
He laughed with her pussy in his mouth. He licked with a quick flicker
of the end of his tongue. It felt wonderful between Elani's legs, but when
the tongue struck her clitoris it felt like a cannon going off in her pussy.
She felt both tortured and thrilled. Shocks went from her pussy to her
belly button. Her pelvic muscles jumped was his tongue stroked her swollen
button. His tongue was very knowledgeable. It crept between the folds of
flesh, slid into the tiny envelope hiding her clit, then moved up to that
secret spot at the top of her pussy which had always driven her wild at
the touch of her own finger. Suddenly the tongue was sliding inside her
maidenhead, seeking out the virginal fluids waiting inside her.
Using all of her powers of restraint, she repressed her cries of delight,
and curtailed her movements to a gentle thrusting of her mound by rocking
on her beautiful ass to meet his flickering tongue. The fire in her loins
was intolerable. She had never felt a mouth on her pussy before. She didn't
know such things were done, or that they felt so good. It was disgusting,
of course. The white people were animals.
Lei awoke to find herself bound to a wall. She jerked on the ropes a few
times. They cut into her arms. She felt her arms pulling out of the sockets.
She straightened to find a number of horrors. The first horror was that
she was tied spread eagle and naked against the wall. The second horror
was that her princess was being molested by an ugly white man. Even as
she looked she had to admit that it was very erotic. There were unmistakable
signs that Princess Elani was enjoying it. But how could she?
"Ah, the little bitch awakes," the second ugly man said, approaching with
his pants off. His crooked, dirty mouthed smile was disgusting. His hairy
naked body was even worse. But her eyes were attracted to his cock. It
hung between his legs, wagging like the tail of a dog, when he walked.
He approached her and mashed her breast in his hand. He smiled as she screamed.
Suddenly realizing that he took pleasure in her pain, she clamped her mouth
shut and refused to scream, no matter how bad the pain got. He mashed each
breast for a moment, then stood close. She felt the end of his cock pressing
against her mound. It stretched around the head of his cock as he pressed
relentlessly. Suddenly he burst inside. She restrained the scream of pain,
just barely. One moment he was pressing against her maidenhead, the next
he was fully inserted. He stood face to face, grinning at the look of horror
in her eyes.
She looked over the ugly man's shoulder, directly into Princess Elani's
eyes. Taking strength from that look she endured the huge cock trying to
split her body in two.
Elani knew that Lei was in pain. The were both virgins and had talked about
their first times on many dark nights. It had been the topic of exquisite
delight, usually followed by a moment of fingering themselves in the dark.
But they had never visualized this. Lei was gasping, staring a Elani desperately,
begging for help without speaking. But Elani was helpless. Besides, the
fire in her mound was incredible, impossible to ignore. When she didn't
look at the dirty white captain, she could imagine that it was Paka, Kiona
the hunter, or her beloved Kamuela, the greatest of all Hawaiian fishermen.
The tongue stroked her pussy with blinding speed. She felt herself jumping
in response. No matter how hard she tried to remain still, her body betrayed
her. To her horror, she began feeling the beginnings of an orgasm. She
looked at Lei desperately, by tilting her head back. Lei too was beginning
to feel the heat. Blood and lubricant ran down her slender, light brown
leg. The ugly man stroked his long cock in and out, grunting like a pig.
Lei tried to turn her head away to avoid his rancid breath. The only thing
she liked about the man was his cock. It filled her to the breaking point,
and each stroke was no bringing her pleasure. She closed her eyes and tilted
her head back.
Elani watched Lei for several minutes, feeling her orgasm growing ever
closer. The Captain's mouth was very pleasurable. But her pleasure was
short-lived. Suddenly the ugly man stopped licking her and stood. He untied
the striped pants and let them fall to his feet. Elani rose up off the
table to look. His cock was only about six inches long, surely not large
enough to hurt her. She actually anticipated feeling his cock inside her.
She had waited years for such excitement. Now that it was plain that Lei
was enjoying the fucking that the ugly man was giving her, Elani wanted
her own.
The Captain was not as dirty as his First Mate and he was much more thoughtful.
He held his cock in his hand and rubbed it up and down through Elani's
pussy, before applying pressure. Elani gasped. There was pain immediately.
In a moment it became unbearable. She felt ashamed by the cry of pain that
left her lips. She looked at Lei, who watched her knowingly. Her eyes held
Elani's as the Captain burst between her legs and fell forward, impaling
Elani with his cock. She gave a shuddering cry and clenched her teeth in
an effort to restrain further cries. Slowly the Captain pushed his cock
well inside, then pulled out slowly. Elani realized that the pain was subsiding.
She was so well lubricated that the slimy cock did little more than fill
her up. She hunched her pussy forward to meet his thrust. He increased
his tempo until they thrust together. She liked the was his balls swung
into her asshole. She had never been tickled there before. She liked feeling
his cock slide all the way up inside her, stimulating every little part
of her quivering flesh. It was the most incredible thing she had ever felt.
She was now restraining grunts of pleasure. She bit her lips and laid her
head back, making eye contact with Lei. She dropped her eyes to the First
Mate's ass, watching his long cock slide into Lei and pull back out, coated
with juice, blood, and foam. It was disgusting, but watching the way it
parted Lei's pussy lips, stretching them out of shape, was very exciting.
"Oh Lord!" Captain Marvin yelled. He was pummeling her with his pelvis
and cock. His balls beat firmly against her asshole. His pelvis smashed
into hers. His hands mashed her tits, and fingers twirled her nipples.
She didn't like to have her nipples touched, they were very sensitive.
But she liked the rest of it. If it wasn't for the ugly white men...
"Oh yes!" the Captain shouted. He increased his speed, slapping her wet
flesh noisily. She began to feel her orgasm returning. She smashed her
own pelvis into his. The fire built with amazing speed, even hotter than
before. She felt her legs shake uncontrollably. Her pussy grasped the shaft
of his penis. The fire in her loins suddenly rushed toward the surface
and she screamed as her pussy orgasmed. It was wonderful, horrible. She
couldn't believe how strong it was. It seemed to go on and on. Some time
during her orgasm, Captain Marvin began to cum. She was distantly aware
of the hot cum filling her wet cavity. She mistook it for a second orgasm.
Slowly Elani began to relax. Captain Marvin still panted above her. He
was grinning down at her as if he had done her a great service. He didn't
realize that she would kill him the first chance she got.
Lei began panting loudly. She was jolted by the First Mate's attack. Bouncing
on her restraints, her head rolled almost lifelessly, then she looked up
at Elani in shame. She bit her lip, with a desperate look in her eyes,
then grunted as her pussy began to spasm. As if on cue, the First Mate
grunted three times, then moaned. His ass muscles clenched and unclenched
as he held his pose, filling her virginal pussy with his sperm. Lei felt
the hot liquid fill her pussy in horror. She didn't want a baby yet and
she certainly didn't want an ugly white baby with a big nose. She looked
at Elani in desperation, shaking until her orgasm died. She hung on her
ropes, waiting for Migway to pull out. He did, his cock fell between his
legs wet and bloody. He grinned at Lei and turned, looking down at Elani.
"Trade?" he asked, to Elani's horror.
"No, not now," Captain Marvin said, untying Elani's feet. "Time to eat
and see to the watch."
Migway's face fell. He pulled his pants on, with blood still covering his
cock, and retied them. He turned and untied Lei.
"Get below," he said with a twist of his lips. He pulled Elani's ropes
lose and pretended to slap her. Elani grabbed Lei's hand and they rushed
out. Hoots and calls came from the sailors on deck. Elani was horrified.
She wanted to die. Lei shivered beside her, obviously feeling the same.
The Captain looked up, surprised to see Seaman Parker standing in the door,
watching the departing women with a look of disgust. He sniffed the sex-tainted
air and growled an oath.
"Yes, what is it!" the Captain roared.
"Rumors, Captain, foreboding rumors of mutiny and revolt. I thought you
should know."
"What?" Captain Marvin roared. He exchanged glances with Migway, who took
a key off his belt rope and opened a wooden box. The box contained two
brace of pistols. Migway handed two of the pistols to Captain Marvin, and
slid the second brace into his own beltline.
"We'll see about that," Captain Marvin said firmly. Parker looked uncomfortably
from one man to the other.
"What's the nature of the discontent?" Captain Marvin asked, plopping down
into his chair and grabbing a bottle of rum. Parker licked his lips. He
had not tasted rum since he'd left San Francisco, almost a year before.
"You treat the slaves like your own, Captain. They don't like that."
"Of course I do, this is my ship."
"But it's their cargo," Parker said, looking at the bottle. Captain Marvin
drank, then handed the bottle to Parker. Parker quickly drank, with a sigh
of contentment. Migway pried the bottle out of his hands.
"My ship, my cargo," Captain Marvin said with a smile. "Don't they understand
that?"
"Apparently not," Parker said, wishing that he'd never come. He turned
and started to leave.
"Parker!"
"Yes?" Parker turned. Captain Marvin opened a wooden chest. He dug several
bottles of rum from the sawdust inside.
"See that this is fairly divided amongst the crew, and keep me informed
of future plans."
Parker took the bottles in his arms and left without a word.
"Now what?" Migway asked, holding onto an overhead beam and rocking gently
to the sway of the ship.
"A show, Mister Migway, a show for the crew. They don't like the way we
treat the women, let them stand and watch."
"What do you have in mind?"
"Pick two slave women and fuck them until they bleed, right out there by
the main mast in front of the crew."
"You're insane," Migway said, then realized what he had said.
"We'll see. It's my prediction that they will grab their own slave women
and do what we've been doing."
"Count me out," Migway said nervously. He had visions of a hangman's noose.
He wanted no part of it.
"I'm counting you in, Mister Migway. I can get another First Mate."
"All hand on deck!" First Mate Migway yelled. He waited until a long line
of sailors stood on uncertain legs. After a year without alcohol, the bottles
of rum had made them unsteady. This could work to their advantage.
"Some of you have grumbled about the liberties taken by the Captain and
myself with the ladies. Well here is your chance to find out exactly what
goes on. You are also welcome to find your own wench and join in," he said
with a twisted smile. "After all, they are slaves, not real women."
"Say's you," a voice said from the far end.
"Say's the Captain," Migway growled. "They are just cargo. Now everyone
take a seat, or find a woman of your own. We are taking shore leave without
even leaving the ship."
"Here you go," Captain Marvin said, bringing the struggling Elani on deck.
He decided to start with the most beautiful woman in the hold. She was
it. "I wager that you would all like to see this one naked," Captain Marvin
said with great relish.
"Aye," a voice said from the crowd.
"Leave her alone," another voice spoke. Captain Marvin searched the crowd
for the last speaker. He suspected that it was Parker.
"I'm getting a woman of my own," another sailor said, rushing toward the
slave hold. The Captain watched triumphantly. Now there would be a stampede
to pick the best women.
"Leave me alone! I am a princess!" Elani yelled, struggling in his grip.
He held her from behind with a hand twisted in her long hair. Several sailors
rose to their feet.
"Sit down or I will have you flogged!" he screamed. They sank slowly.
"Now the show can begin," the Captain growled to himself.
Captain Marvin licked Elani's bare ass. She struggled against the ropes
holding her to the mast. Migway now held his choice, a woman almost an
equal to Elani in beauty, but slightly older. She was tall and stately.
Every move spoke of elegance. She stood undisturbed, as Migway stripped
her before the 2 dozen sailors. The only show of emotion was when Marvin
first began molesting Elani. The woman stepped forward, but a sharp slap
across the face stopped her from rushing to aid her Princess.
"Would you die for your princess?" Migway threatened.
"Gladly."
"You would, would you?" Migway said with a look of perversion in his face.
"Would you do anything for her?"
"Yes," she responded in an emotionless voice.
"Then get on your knees and lick her."
"No."
"Do it or I will slit her throat," Captain Marvin interrupted. The girl
refused to move, so Captain Marvin stood and pulled his knife. The woman
dropped to her knees immediately. She was exquisitely beautiful, very tall
and very slender with perfect breasts.
"Forgive me," she murmured before pressing her lips against the swollen
pussy lips of her princess. She nuzzled, turning her head first one way,
then the other, while her lips pulled and stretched the pussy flesh, then
her tongue snaked up inside the girl. Elani gasped and stood on tiptoes
as the long, flailing tongue began working inside her. She closed her eyes
and bit her lip.
"Yes," she gasped, despite herself. She had never felt anything quite so
wonderful, and it was easy to see why. For some reason, either to please
her princess, or their captors, she was licking Elani's pussy like it had
never been licked before. She pressed and nuzzled, sucked and licked with
a ferocity that amazed those watching.
"My God," the captain muttered. He held his rigid cock for a moment, spit
in his hand and slathered it over the girl's asshole. Then he held his
cock in his hand and guided it toward her helpless ass. There was a pause
as he pressed, waiting for the tight little asshole to open, then he suddenly
slid inside.
Elani screamed, throwing he head back and grimacing at the sky. The older
woman switched positions so she could maintain contact while the captain
forced the girl to bend forward. The top of her head tickled the Captain's
balls and cock. He moaned in excitement.
Migway, naked from the waist down, slid close to the older woman, now sitting
like a crab beneath her princess. She licked up into Elani's sweet flesh,
while the Captain's balls slammed into the top of her head. Migway looked
down at her spread legs on the wooden deck, lifted them above his legs,
and slid even closer, sliding his manhood into her quivering tunnel of
heat. Slowly he began bumping against the older woman, forcing his rigid
penis inside her swollen pussy lips to the hilt. She gasped, holding onto
Elani's legs for support. She closed her eyes and looked down, enjoying
the sensation between her legs. But a cry of alarm from Elani brought the
older woman's mouth back into contact with her sweet pussy. Migway envied
the woman as her sweet red lips touched the tiny pussy between Elani's
legs. It looked delicious.
The Captain felt his orgasm building to an intolerable level. The molten
heat in his balls was churning, about to burst. He grew aware of an annoying
sound around him. He looked up and blinked, amazed to see sailors fighting,
rolling around on the deck in death blows, or holding their own naked woman
and fighting off others. He stiffened as he shot his load of thick cum
up Elani's ass. It took a moment for him to recover and jerk his cock out
of her ass.
"Avast!" he shouted, grabbing a length of thick rope and swinging it over
his head. He knocked it against one head after the other until the sailors
turned as a group and faced him. There was murder in their eyes.
Migway, almost unaware of the suspense around him, began jerking and moaning
until he shot his load into the quivering pussy of the beautiful woman.
She seemed not to notice. She was eagerly supping on Elani's pussy, aware
that she was close to an orgasm, and determined to make her princess feel
wonderful. It took only a moment for Elani to quiver, jerk, and rock on
the woman's mouth, the scream as her orgasm made her shake and gasp. She
pummeled the older woman's mouth with her pussy, until the spasms slowed
and gently died. She hung limply, while the older woman untied her and
helped her down to the deck.
The women looked up, suddenly aware that all was not well on the ship.
Men were fighting in groups all over the deck. One large group of men had
the Captain, Migway, and two others backed against the wall of the Captain's
cabin. They were swinging wooden bolsters, rope and chain, to keep the
men at bay.
"Let our men out," Elani whispered urgently. The woman sped away. In a
moment she had the lock off the cargo hatch. Dark Hawaiian men crept up
on deck, grabbing any weapon they could find. With a cry of outrage they
set upon the crew of the ship.
Seaman Parker blinked several times. He wiped his eyes against his sleeve
and found it to be blood. He was tied to the main mast, right where Elani
had been tied moments before. He was shocked to see none of the crew in
sight. The deck was totally occupied by native men and women.
"Wh... where is the crew?" he demanded. The old stately woman stepped forward,
with her hands on her hips.
"We tossed them off," she hissed, nodding toward the sea.
"But, but, but who's going to run the ship?" Parker gasped. He looked up
at the sails, billowing in the wind. They should be trimmed. Too much sail
in a high wind could bring the mast down, and tear up the ship while doing
it. A large Hawaiian man stood at the wheel, holding it firmly in his large
hands. Did he knew what he was doing, where he was going?
"My God, we will all die," Parker murmured. Elani approached him with a
long knife. She squatted before him. Even moments from death Parker was
taken by her beauty. Her small breasts were absolutely perfect. Her dress
had opened up as she squatted, revealing he perfect little pussy. She extended
the knife and he closed his eyes. A tug at the rope and he was suddenly
free. He opened his eyes and looked at Elani.
"You will run the ship," she said in a quiet voice. Although her face looked
young and innocent, there was wisdom in her eyes.
"It takes at least ten men, who know what they are doing, to run a ship
of this size," he gasped. "I can't do it with a few... native men."
"You must," she motioned toward the wheel. He hurried forward and found
they were traveling due East. Good, they were on course.
After instructing the man at the wheel, he choose several strong men and
started lowering and securing sails. He started with all the topsails,
then started in on the lowers sails, the gaff, the jiggers, spankers, and
mizzens. When he was done he was left with a few forward sails, which he
felt he could manage in high winds. Making sure that the man at the wheel
understood the compass, he stumbled to the Captain's cabin and fell asleep
in the Captain's own bed.
The Black Swan floundered and crash on the rocks off the Oregon coast.
Parker tried hard, but he couldn't bring her safely into port with an inexperienced
crew. They saved what they could from the cargo, then made their way to
the wooded shore. Most of the Hawaiians followed their princess toward
San Francisco. Parker and a few others started for Seattle. As the started
down the yellow beach, the Black Swan began crashing onto the rocks until
there was nothing left of the ship but the rigging and a few floating boards.
They never looked back.
THE END!
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Thursday, July 10, 2008
Sneak
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This Week's
Chain E-Mail
eMooning
We all know those cute little computer
symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
:) means a smile and :(
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by:
:-)
and :-(
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) money coming out of
his ass
(_?_) dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned! Send
this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people
laughing at your email.
This is NOT a chain letter, so if
you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. But who wouldn't want to
eMoon a friend?
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The
Cherry Red Report
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"Amber: Rookie Tushy of the Year"
If I ran the publishing biz, this
is one example of
whom you might see gracing the covers...
And on
that note, I'd like to officially
announce that Amber of
"Spank Amber" fame has won the first
ever “Cherry”
award from The Cherry Red Report:...
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posted by: Neo ©
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Hidden
Cam Stories
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Sleepy
Sex Fetish
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getting fucked in their sleep. An adult "Sleeping Girl" website.
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Featured
Article - PullJoy: The Seduction Newsletter
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How to Help a Woman Deal With
Stress: Oxytocin and Orgasm
by Lee 'SmoothTalker' Coles
Dr. John Gray, who guested on “Coast
to Coast” with George Noory the other night, was full of information about
how men and women deal differently with stress. His latest book, Why
Mars and Venus Collide deals with such:
http://www.marsvenus.com/collide/collide.php
A few points he made should concern
you as a PullJoy
man. Gray stated that exercise is not a stress buster for women, since
it raises their cortisone levels. Only works for guys. What works for women?
Long walks (because they can think out their issues), talking, and romantic
feelings. All about that oxytocin we dealt with in a recent post. And all
good news for you- use public parks and long walks to speed bond- with
her talking all the while. Remember to listen- not solve. Makes her feel
great, then you can bounce to a private spot.
I'm all for women pursuing college
and careers (if inclined to), but success doesn't abate women's stress
either. Gray discussed how accomplishment stokes testosterone- not something
women need a lot of. Oprah and Martha are on top, but their personal trainers
(men) look more fit than they do. That's because the genders have not adapted
to women having more professional options- our body is designed to crave
achievement and savor workplace recognition, women, who have 30% more body
fat, are designed to be calmed by bonding and nurturing. Perhaps the real
aspect that makes Rachael Ray, Martha Stewart, and Oprah happy is the fact
that the information they share is helping people (nurturing). Again, not
to sound sexist, but even though at least 50% of law, medicine and business
school enrollees are women, females dominate the nursing, school teaching
and flight attendant professions. Physiology is what it is, and everything
in life is mental, fellas.
Another dirty little secret, though
Dr. Gray said women are twice as likely to take anti-depressants as we
are (he said the figure used to be four times as likely) the meds don't
increase serotonin, they hold our supply of it longer- or conserve it.
Thus the term “selective serotonin uptake inhibitor” (SSRI). They, like
exercise, have also been shown in studies to raise a woman's cortisone
levels- a no-no. What this means for you guys is that the drugs don't address
the reason she's upset or stresses out (family stuff, exams, workplace
woes, guy trouble, her girlfriends are pairing off). It's about changing
a person's environment, not medicating them to bliss. In males, who are
far more prone to violence than women, some lawsuits have attempted to
connect SSRI use in males to school shootings and rampages.
Ask her to go for a walk outside
the club, or meet her in a park or botanical gardens the day after you
cop the digits. Take in nature and listen to her concerns. Do a large museum.
Bond with her and bed her, the PullJoy
way. Hers ain't the only stress you'll be relieving.
Live The Dream,
ST
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For more pickup and seduction
advice, visit the hottest PUA blog on the web, http://www.pulljoy.wordpress.com/,
or contact me at smooth.talker@live.com.
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Sleepy
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Face
Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
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Yummy
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Nautica
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Tramp
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Sleep
Carry
Sleep
Carry
Innocent
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Torment!
Sleep Carry is a FREE "Lift & Carry" site
for the
Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us.
Photo Galleries
/ Cartoons / Stories
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Pervert
Jack

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Poetry
- Making love with beautiful girls
| Making love
with beautiful girls
I want to make
love with almost every
beautiful
girl
I see.
If and when
I do,
I always regret
it
if
there was
nothing there but flesh.
Because
inside that
flesh
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Gear by Eros Boutique
The Fetish Boots and Vinyl Outfit
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Toon
Tuesday
I love erotic
toons!
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