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Saturday, June 28, 2008
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Cheezy
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2. Something tells me you're
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Antique
Erotica
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Photo Courtesy
of Retro Raunch
Same as the
last photo I posted, I believe that this photo was also done sometime in
the 1920's. I have to start off with saying that I absolutely love this
pic. Every aspect of it. Except for the fact that I did not take it, it
is a perfect photograph. The composition of the photo is great, the depth
of field, with the feathers in the foreground being out of focus, works
well by pushing your eye up to the model, the soft focus on the model adds
to the contemplative mood of the photo, the texture of all the material,
including what the model is wearing, works wonderful, the lighting is perfect
with using just enough shadows to add contrast, depth and a little mystery,
not to mention the little sparkle in the model's eye - very well done!
Plus the model's pose, with just her one breast and part of her stomach
showing, is very sexy and thought provoking. What is she thinking? Did
she just get laid? Is she waiting for her lover?
Ok, let's talk
about the model. She's a total babe. She has nice smooth skin, high cheek-balls,
a beautiful face, flat stomach and really nice tiny breasts with perfectly
round nipples. - Yummy... I would so do her...
This pictures
works for me in every aspect. Mmmm... Antique erotica...
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| Friday, June 27, 2008
Adult
Erotica - Damsel In Distress
Mat Archer guided his appaloosa carefully down the trail until he entered
a small natural clearing. He stopped and surveyed the ranch below. It was
a typical, if well-kept ranch with a barn, two outbuildings, a white house
and a corral. From where he sat he could see the setting sun reflecting
off the ranch house windows. Everything was painted and well-maintained,
the way all ranches should be, but seldom where. There was a decisive woman's
hand at work down below, he decided. His horse pranced, eager to get down
to the ranch, and the comforts therein. Mat was not so eager. Something
didn't look right about the quiet scene below. Nobody moved, no smoke for
a cooking fire, and no movement to feed or milk.
Pushing the thong off the hammer of his colt, he switched the reins to
his left hand and rode down carefully, pulling up occasionally to look
over the ranch. What was it, what was bothering him? He stopped again and
searched the lawn and outbuildings. Suddenly he saw what had been bothering
him. The watering trough in the front of the house was empty. A dark patch
of muddy ground surrounded the empty trough. And even though it was evening,
feeding time for the livestock, the horses were stretching their necks
through the fence, feeding on what little grass they could reach. It had
all the earmarks of a house under siege. Now it was his job to search for
those besieging the house and decide if they were the law, or lawless.
"Easy boy," he said, reining in the horse. The horse was very eager to
be off. Mat could hardly control him. Upon a sudden inspiration Mat slid
off the horse, wound the reins around the saddle horn, and slapped the
horse on the ass. It took off like a scalded rabbit. It took only a moment
to reveal several of those hiding around the ranch. Two tried to stop his
horse as he barreled into the yard. A man in the loft of the barn, changed
positions to get a shot at whoever may be riding the horse. He lowered
his rifle when he saw it was rider less. This helped to make up Mat's mind.
Very few lawmen ambushed riders from hiding. These men were not the law,
he would bet on it.
Voices called back and forth. Questions which went on unanswered. Finally
two men cornered and caught his horse, tying it near the watering troth.
His horse pawed at the muddy ground, drinking what little water it found
in the mud.
"Three men," Mat mused. "There's probably more around somewhere. I'll wait
until nightfall."
Mat's ears perked up at the sound of a female voice. He spun around, looking
over the log he had been resting against. The voice was coming from a shattered
window in the house. One man with a deep voice answered. If it weren't
for the echoes from the outbuildings, he may have been able to understand
what was being said. As it was, there were only echoes.
Mat decided it was time to take a hand. He pulled his pistol from the holster
and stuck it down into the back of his pants. He stood in plain sight and
began walking toward the house. He stumbled, as if tired, then swore and
beat against a dry bush to make noise. He heard a mumbled question.
"Hold it," a voice came from the darkening yard. It was near the corn crib.
"Have you seen my horse?" Mat called.
"No. Go away."
"I can see his tracks right here in front of me," Mat lied, "horse theft
is a crime, you know."
"Who you calling a horse thief?" a second belligerent voice asked.
"You if you have my horse."
"I don't. He's over there by the watering trough. Get him and get out,"
the same voice threatened.
"Thanks kindly," Mat said, advancing toward his horse. It was too dark
to see anyone by now. There was no light from inside the house. There had
been no voice coming from there. Were they smart, or just afraid?
"Hey, there's no water in the trough," he pretended surprise.
"I know it," the same voice growled. "We ain't got any."
"You ain't got a well? How do you water the stock?" Mat was talking to
keep them off balance. He looked toward the broken window. There had been
almost no glass hanging from the frame. It had probably been knocked out
from the inside by a rifle. If he was quick, and accurate, he could dive
through without a scratch. He dropped the horse's reins and took several
steps toward the house. He saw the reflection from a rifle barrel as he
neared the house.
"I'm a friend," he whispered, then dove through the open window. His dive
had been accurate, but it landed him against a solid body inside. He heard
a woof of expelled air. He felt cloth, then glass against his hand. He
raised it carefully to avoid cuts. The person on the floor struggled, then
stood. The rifle swung toward him. He batted it down.
"I told you, I'm a friend," he whispered urgently.
"I've got no friends," a female voice whispered back. He was thrilled by
the husky, sexy quality of her voice. He would have given anything to see
the face that belonged to the voice. From where he sat, near the wall,
there was enough light to show him a slender figure. That was a good start.
"You seem to be surrounded by men of evil intent," he whispered, while
brushing the broken glass from his hands. "You are outnumbered by at least
three to one. I am a friend of anyone facing such odds."
"Thanks," she sighed. "I could use some help. I could use some sleep,"
she admitted. "It's been three days. I could also use a bath," she said,
sniffing something in the darkness. He could see her upraised arm and chuckled,
knowing what she was sniffing.
"You do what you have too," he said. "I'll keep watch."
"Thank you sir, you are a gentleman."
"At times," he admitted. "At other times I'm a downright scoundrel."
She giggled as she left, a delicate and beautiful sound, like one of those
fancy glass wind chimes he had seen outside of a store in St. Louis. He
settled in by the window for a long night.
Dozing lightly, Mat was startled awake by a horrible screeching sound.
He stood and looked into the next room. A woman, naked from the waist up,
was working a hand pump over a sink. Her glorious body was startling in
the early morning light. Her breasts were firm, sagging only a little,
despite their ample size. She turned and looked directly at him. He gasped
and stepped back. He heard her laugh come from the next room.
She was beautiful, he thought to himself. Her face and figure more than
matched her sexy voice. So why was she alone?
"You are beautiful," he said cautiously.
"I guess so," she said without interest, "as are you sir," she said over
the sound of falling water. "What's your name?" she asked.
"Mat, Matthew Archer."
"I'm Della. Mrs. Della Cage."
"Missus?"
"Widowed," she called. She was obviously washing her hair.
"Oh," he said with sudden interest. "Where are your hands?"
"Off rounding up for the fall. They won't be back for several days. My
brother-in-law is outside somewhere. He was hoping to inherit from his
brother, my late husband. I feel that since I was married to the son-of-a-bitch
for seven years, I am more than entitled to this ranch."
"Of course," he called, surveying the many hiding places outside. "How
long has he been dead?"
"Thursday," she called.
Mat counted off the days on his fingers. Today was Sunday. She did not
seem at all broken up about his death. Of course she did refer to him as
a son-of-a-bitch. He leaned back and looked into the kitchen. The woman
had her skirt raised, one leg up on the chair, washing her inner thighs
with a white rag. He gasped again and sat erect, trying to focus his attention
outside. When he turned back she was standing inside the doorway, buttoning
the top of her dress. She was even more beautiful than he had assumed from
that one short glance. She had black hair, smoothly tanned skin, and a
light sprinkling of freckles on her nose and cheeks. She seemed to be about
30 years old. The morning sunlight, slanting through the kitchen window
behind her, lit her dress from the rear, showing all of her womanly charms
through the thin material. He could see most of her body in one quick glance.
"My God," he sighed.
"Thank you," she said with a dimpled smile. "I will take that as a compliment."
She took up a broom and stood in front of the window, sweeping up the broken
glass. He gasped in horror and tried to pull her away.
"Relax," she said, looking through the broken window, "they won't shoot
me. They need me to sign over the papers to Willie."
"Willie?"
"My brother-in-law."
"Oh."
"They would shoot you, of course, if they knew you were in here. On the
other hand, they might simply leave," she said thoughtfully. "They were
expecting to take over the ranch in one foul swoop. I imagine they are
getting more than a little worried, and a bit thirsty," she said.
"The watering trough if shot full of holes," he said, peeking out at his
poor neglected horse.
"I know, I shot it when they tried to sneak up and fill a canteen. I have
water inside. The nearest water for them is three hours ride."
"Oh. Good thinking," he said, watching her flowery dress approach his face,
as she nearly backed into him. He leaned forward and sniffed her dress.
He could almost smell her delicious ass through the thin material. He badly
wanted to pull her to him and sniff to his heart's content. He couldn't,
of course, he was a gentleman.
She turned and looked down at him with a smile. "I need to sweep there,"
she whispered. He stood awkwardly, trying to hide his hard cock, poking
against the material of his levis. She noticed his embarrassment, then
looked down at it's cause. Her eyes followed his crotch as he knelt on
the other side of the window.
"Been a while since you've had a woman?" she asked sympathetically.
"It seems like a lifetime," he quietly admitted.
"Would you like me?" she asked, moving closer. He closed his eyes and allowed
his nose to press against the material of her dress.
"Oh yes," he gasped.
"Ok," she said simply. At first he didn't believe his ears, then he didn't
know how to proceed. In desperation he grabbed her thighs and pulled her
ass into his face. He breathed deeply, inhaling the fragrance of her womanhood
through the material.
"That feels good," she whispered. Mat worked up the material of her dress
until he found himself facing her bare thighs. He leaned forward and kissed
her left hip, then turned her so she was facing him. He pressed his nose
against her cotton pantaloons. He could smell the strong aroma of woman
through the cloth. He gave a shuddering gasp, pulled down the waistband
and kissed her stomach. She squealed lightly and pulled his face against
her. He kissed the belly button, centered in her firm stomach, then pushed
down her pantaloons until he could see her mound. It was large and dark,
very inviting. He pressed his nose into the patch of black hair, then lowered
his lips until he touched her warm flesh. She shuddered, with both hands
on the top of his head. Gently she pushed downward until his lips were
firmly touching her moist petals of pussy flesh. He sucked them into his
mouth. She bent over his head, crying like a little girl. Using his large
calloused thumbs, he pried the lips of her pussy apart and began licking.
The woman grunted and slid her legs farther apart. Mat tipped his face
upward and supped on her moist loins. Her pussy spasmed around his mouth
and tongue. Her thighs tightened and quivered, in response to his seeking
lips and agile tongue. He slid his stiffened member up inside her vagina
and wiggled it around as far as it would go. The woman gave a panting gasp
each time his tongue fluttered inside her. Her juices started flowing,
adding a delicious flavor to her already flavorful pussy.
As he grunted and nurse on her pussy flesh, Mat was bothered by the fact
that he could not see the enemy outside. For all he knew they were sneaking
closer, ready to shoot him when he showed. The feeling was so strong that
the tore his mouth away from her pussy and took a quick look outside. All
was quiet. His horse slapped it's tail at flies, completely unconcerned
with the world around him.
The woman was fumbling at his belt. He pulled his pistol out of his pants
and pushed it down inside the holster, before removing it and opening his
pants. He slid his pants down enough to reveal his throbbing cock. The
woman gasped and immediately turned, placing her pussy on the head of his
cock. Without warning she impaled herself on his long, throbbing manhood.
They both gasped in unison. Mat looked outside, as the woman began slowly
rising and falling on his cock. It was absolute heaven.
Mat reached around the woman and opened the top of her dress. He filled
both hands with her firm, bulbous breasts. His fingers twirled her nipples.
She cried out as she bobbed on his hard cock. Her ass was being flattened
out of shape on his lap. She mashed herself down as far as she could go
on his lap. She felt his cock touching deep inside her.
"Oh yes," she gasped, throwing her head back. He looked at her red lips
and pulled her mouth closer. He kissed her passionately, trying to follow
her warm lips as she bounced in his lap.
He couldn't remember a more glorious fuck. His cock was throbbing, desperately
trying to grow and fill her even more than it already was. He could feel
the veins pulsing on his manhood. He could also feel her pussy muscles
clutching his manhood as it slid up and down. He felt a distinct fire building
in his loins. He ground his teeth together and tipped his head back, ready
for the explosion. To his horror, he realized that the woman was already
having her orgasm. She screamed when he tried to piston his cock inside
of her. She held onto his legs, forcing him to remain still. Too late his
orgasm waned and faded. Her hot wet pussy slowly pulled off his manhood.
He whined in frustration.
"Don't worry," she said with a smile. "I will take care of you."
He liked the sound of that. His balls were hurting from restrained passion.
He badly needed relief.
The woman laid on his legs and lowered her mouth to his throbbing cock.
Still coated with her juices and a film of cream, she took him into her
mouth and sucked.
"Oh my God," he gasped. He had never seen anything more exciting. Her mouth
was filled with her own juices. She seemed to savor them. She sucked and
swallowed, then looked up at him with those dark brown eyes. He exploded
in her mouth without warning. He felt embarrassed, but she didn't seem
to care. In fact, she seemed to enjoy his spurting cum. She swallowed it
quickly in an attempt to keep up. Finally he stopped shooting cum. She
took her time in sucking the full length of his cock, before she gently
sucked the cum from the head of his cock and smiled up at him.
"Your cream was very sweet," she said, wiping her mouth. "It had been some
time, hadn't it? A man grows sweeter with age."
"You are the sexiest woman I have ever seen," he gasped.
"Thanks. I wish my late husband had felt that way. He was more interested
in his sister."
"In his own sister?" Mat gasped.
"Yeah," she said in disgust. "Oh, oh, something's going on outside," she
warned. Mat grabbed his pistol and looked outside. The three men were advancing
across the yard. One stopped and looked at his horse in surprise, then
came on with the others.
"Fay!" a gruff voice called.
"Hold up right there," Mat said as they reached the edge of the porch.
One man started to move, so Mat put a shot in the dirt in front of him.
"Who's that?" the harsh voice demanded. It belonged to a large, overweight
man with an ugly face.
"None of your damned business," Mat growled. "Drop your weapons."
"Damned if I will," the man said.
"Dead if you don't," Mat promised.
"Dam you," the man shouted.
"Probably so, but you are still dropping your weapons," he said amiably.
It took a few minutes, but they finally dropped all their weapons on the
edge of the porch.
"Now turn around and start walking. Don't stop this side of Silver City,
or I will shoot you on sight."
"We've never seen you," the ugly man complained.
"That's right, but I've seen you," Mat said with a laugh. "Now start walking."
He watched the men until they disappeared over the hill.
"I need to water my horse and see if they are really going," he said, standing
and taking the rifle from her hands. He started to step through the window,
then went to the door with a sheepish grin.
"I'll be back," he promised.
"Good, because we have three days until my men return. Let's make the most
of it."
He nodded and ran to his horse. He was half way to the hill before he remembered
that he had forgotten to water his horse. Oh well, there was plenty of
time for that.
THE END!
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
Sneak
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Japanese
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This Week's
Chain E-Mail
NEW RULES FOR 2008
New Rule: No more gift registries.
You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new
homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having
other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version
of looting.
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up
ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25
years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know
what the captain of the football team is doing these days - mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's
served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all
shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey,
it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain… lobster?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage
boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged.
I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows
alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of
them? Good, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as
flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket,
water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called
a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let
it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: The more complicated the
Starbucks order, the bigger the jackass. If you walk into a Starbucks and
order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot,
gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and
One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a HUGE JACKASS!
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By
the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing
'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and
pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is
standing there eating my Mars Bar.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo
has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above
the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'Beef with Broccoli.' The last
time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.
You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: If you're going to insist
on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to
give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on
the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television
show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: And this one is long overdue:
No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a
towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even
tell If he's supposed to be there, or just so me freak with a fetish. I
don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my hands
New Rule: When I ask how old your
toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine.
He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you ever hope to be
a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then
for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If
so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?'
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Somnophilia
- Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls
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The
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Wonderful vintage-style image from
one of my
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spanko
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They cleverly added some dialogue
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