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Saturday, June 28, 2008

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

Same as the last photo I posted, I believe that this photo was also done sometime in the 1920's. I have to start off with saying that I absolutely love this pic. Every aspect of it. Except for the fact that I did not take it, it is a perfect photograph. The composition of the photo is great, the depth of field, with the feathers in the foreground being out of focus, works well by pushing your eye up to the model, the soft focus on the model adds to the contemplative mood of the photo, the texture of all the material, including what the model is wearing, works wonderful, the lighting is perfect with using just enough shadows to add contrast, depth and a little mystery, not to mention the little sparkle in the model's eye - very well done! Plus the model's pose, with just her one breast and part of her stomach showing, is very sexy and thought provoking. What is she thinking? Did she just get laid? Is she waiting for her lover?

Ok, let's talk about the model. She's a total babe. She has nice smooth skin, high cheek-balls, a beautiful face, flat stomach and really nice tiny breasts with perfectly round nipples. - Yummy... I would so do her...

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Friday, June 27, 2008

Adult Erotica - Damsel In Distress

    Mat Archer guided his appaloosa carefully down the trail until he entered a small natural clearing. He stopped and surveyed the ranch below. It was a typical, if well-kept ranch with a barn, two outbuildings, a white house and a corral. From where he sat he could see the setting sun reflecting off the ranch house windows. Everything was painted and well-maintained, the way all ranches should be, but seldom where. There was a decisive woman's hand at work down below, he decided. His horse pranced, eager to get down to the ranch, and the comforts therein. Mat was not so eager. Something didn't look right about the quiet scene below. Nobody moved, no smoke for a cooking fire, and no movement to feed or milk. 
    Pushing the thong off the hammer of his colt, he switched the reins to his left hand and rode down carefully, pulling up occasionally to look over the ranch. What was it, what was bothering him? He stopped again and searched the lawn and outbuildings. Suddenly he saw what had been bothering him. The watering trough in the front of the house was empty. A dark patch of muddy ground surrounded the empty trough. And even though it was evening, feeding time for the livestock, the horses were stretching their necks through the fence, feeding on what little grass they could reach. It had all the earmarks of a house under siege. Now it was his job to search for those besieging the house and decide if they were the law, or lawless. 
    "Easy boy," he said, reining in the horse. The horse was very eager to be off. Mat could hardly control him. Upon a sudden inspiration Mat slid off the horse, wound the reins around the saddle horn, and slapped the horse on the ass. It took off like a scalded rabbit. It took only a moment to reveal several of those hiding around the ranch. Two tried to stop his horse as he barreled into the yard. A man in the loft of the barn, changed positions to get a shot at whoever may be riding the horse. He lowered his rifle when he saw it was rider less. This helped to make up Mat's mind. Very few lawmen ambushed riders from hiding. These men were not the law, he would bet on it. 
    Voices called back and forth. Questions which went on unanswered. Finally two men cornered and caught his horse, tying it near the watering troth. His horse pawed at the muddy ground, drinking what little water it found in the mud. 
    "Three men," Mat mused. "There's probably more around somewhere. I'll wait until nightfall." 
    Mat's ears perked up at the sound of a female voice. He spun around, looking over the log he had been resting against. The voice was coming from a shattered window in the house. One man with a deep voice answered. If it weren't for the echoes from the outbuildings, he may have been able to understand what was being said. As it was, there were only echoes. 
    Mat decided it was time to take a hand. He pulled his pistol from the holster and stuck it down into the back of his pants. He stood in plain sight and began walking toward the house. He stumbled, as if tired, then swore and beat against a dry bush to make noise. He heard a mumbled question. 
    "Hold it," a voice came from the darkening yard. It was near the corn crib. 
    "Have you seen my horse?" Mat called. 
    "No. Go away." 
    "I can see his tracks right here in front of me," Mat lied, "horse theft is a crime, you know." 
    "Who you calling a horse thief?" a second belligerent voice asked. 
    "You if you have my horse." 
    "I don't. He's over there by the watering trough. Get him and get out," the same voice threatened. 
    "Thanks kindly," Mat said, advancing toward his horse. It was too dark to see anyone by now. There was no light from inside the house. There had been no voice coming from there. Were they smart, or just afraid? 
    "Hey, there's no water in the trough," he pretended surprise. 
    "I know it," the same voice growled. "We ain't got any." 
    "You ain't got a well? How do you water the stock?" Mat was talking to keep them off balance. He looked toward the broken window. There had been almost no glass hanging from the frame. It had probably been knocked out from the inside by a rifle. If he was quick, and accurate, he could dive through without a scratch. He dropped the horse's reins and took several steps toward the house. He saw the reflection from a rifle barrel as he neared the house. 
    "I'm a friend," he whispered, then dove through the open window. His dive had been accurate, but it landed him against a solid body inside. He heard a woof of expelled air. He felt cloth, then glass against his hand. He raised it carefully to avoid cuts. The person on the floor struggled, then stood. The rifle swung toward him. He batted it down. 
    "I told you, I'm a friend," he whispered urgently. 
    "I've got no friends," a female voice whispered back. He was thrilled by the husky, sexy quality of her voice. He would have given anything to see the face that belonged to the voice. From where he sat, near the wall, there was enough light to show him a slender figure. That was a good start. 
    "You seem to be surrounded by men of evil intent," he whispered, while brushing the broken glass from his hands. "You are outnumbered by at least three to one. I am a friend of anyone facing such odds." 
    "Thanks," she sighed. "I could use some help. I could use some sleep," she admitted. "It's been three days. I could also use a bath," she said, sniffing something in the darkness. He could see her upraised arm and chuckled, knowing what she was sniffing. 
    "You do what you have too," he said. "I'll keep watch." 
    "Thank you sir, you are a gentleman." 
    "At times," he admitted. "At other times I'm a downright scoundrel." 
    She giggled as she left, a delicate and beautiful sound, like one of those fancy glass wind chimes he had seen outside of a store in St. Louis. He settled in by the window for a long night. 
    Dozing lightly, Mat was startled awake by a horrible screeching sound. He stood and looked into the next room. A woman, naked from the waist up, was working a hand pump over a sink. Her glorious body was startling in the early morning light. Her breasts were firm, sagging only a little, despite their ample size. She turned and looked directly at him. He gasped and stepped back. He heard her laugh come from the next room. 
    She was beautiful, he thought to himself. Her face and figure more than matched her sexy voice. So why was she alone? 
    "You are beautiful," he said cautiously. 
    "I guess so," she said without interest, "as are you sir," she said over the sound of falling water. "What's your name?" she asked. 
    "Mat, Matthew Archer." 
    "I'm Della. Mrs. Della Cage." 
    "Missus?" 
    "Widowed," she called. She was obviously washing her hair. 
    "Oh," he said with sudden interest. "Where are your hands?" 
    "Off rounding up for the fall. They won't be back for several days. My brother-in-law is outside somewhere. He was hoping to inherit from his brother, my late husband. I feel that since I was married to the son-of-a-bitch for seven years, I am more than entitled to this ranch." 
    "Of course," he called, surveying the many hiding places outside. "How long has he been dead?" 
    "Thursday," she called. 
    Mat counted off the days on his fingers. Today was Sunday. She did not seem at all broken up about his death. Of course she did refer to him as a son-of-a-bitch. He leaned back and looked into the kitchen. The woman had her skirt raised, one leg up on the chair, washing her inner thighs with a white rag. He gasped again and sat erect, trying to focus his attention outside. When he turned back she was standing inside the doorway, buttoning the top of her dress. She was even more beautiful than he had assumed from that one short glance. She had black hair, smoothly tanned skin, and a light sprinkling of freckles on her nose and cheeks. She seemed to be about 30 years old. The morning sunlight, slanting through the kitchen window behind her, lit her dress from the rear, showing all of her womanly charms through the thin material. He could see most of her body in one quick glance. 
    "My God," he sighed. 
    "Thank you," she said with a dimpled smile. "I will take that as a compliment." She took up a broom and stood in front of the window, sweeping up the broken glass. He gasped in horror and tried to pull her away. 
    "Relax," she said, looking through the broken window, "they won't shoot me. They need me to sign over the papers to Willie." 
    "Willie?" 
    "My brother-in-law." 
    "Oh." 
    "They would shoot you, of course, if they knew you were in here. On the other hand, they might simply leave," she said thoughtfully. "They were expecting to take over the ranch in one foul swoop. I imagine they are getting more than a little worried, and a bit thirsty," she said. 
    "The watering trough if shot full of holes," he said, peeking out at his poor neglected horse. 
    "I know, I shot it when they tried to sneak up and fill a canteen. I have water inside. The nearest water for them is three hours ride." 
    "Oh. Good thinking," he said, watching her flowery dress approach his face, as she nearly backed into him. He leaned forward and sniffed her dress. He could almost smell her delicious ass through the thin material. He badly wanted to pull her to him and sniff to his heart's content. He couldn't, of course, he was a gentleman. 
    She turned and looked down at him with a smile. "I need to sweep there," she whispered. He stood awkwardly, trying to hide his hard cock, poking against the material of his levis. She noticed his embarrassment, then looked down at it's cause. Her eyes followed his crotch as he knelt on the other side of the window. 
    "Been a while since you've had a woman?" she asked sympathetically. 
    "It seems like a lifetime," he quietly admitted. 
    "Would you like me?" she asked, moving closer. He closed his eyes and allowed his nose to press against the material of her dress. 
    "Oh yes," he gasped. 
    "Ok," she said simply. At first he didn't believe his ears, then he didn't know how to proceed. In desperation he grabbed her thighs and pulled her ass into his face. He breathed deeply, inhaling the fragrance of her womanhood through the material. 
    "That feels good," she whispered. Mat worked up the material of her dress until he found himself facing her bare thighs. He leaned forward and kissed her left hip, then turned her so she was facing him. He pressed his nose against her cotton pantaloons. He could smell the strong aroma of woman through the cloth. He gave a shuddering gasp, pulled down the waistband and kissed her stomach. She squealed lightly and pulled his face against her. He kissed the belly button, centered in her firm stomach, then pushed down her pantaloons until he could see her mound. It was large and dark, very inviting. He pressed his nose into the patch of black hair, then lowered his lips until he touched her warm flesh. She shuddered, with both hands on the top of his head. Gently she pushed downward until his lips were firmly touching her moist petals of pussy flesh. He sucked them into his mouth. She bent over his head, crying like a little girl. Using his large calloused thumbs, he pried the lips of her pussy apart and began licking. 
    The woman grunted and slid her legs farther apart. Mat tipped his face upward and supped on her moist loins. Her pussy spasmed around his mouth and tongue. Her thighs tightened and quivered, in response to his seeking lips and agile tongue. He slid his stiffened member up inside her vagina and wiggled it around as far as it would go. The woman gave a panting gasp each time his tongue fluttered inside her. Her juices started flowing, adding a delicious flavor to her already flavorful pussy. 
    As he grunted and nurse on her pussy flesh, Mat was bothered by the fact that he could not see the enemy outside. For all he knew they were sneaking closer, ready to shoot him when he showed. The feeling was so strong that the tore his mouth away from her pussy and took a quick look outside. All was quiet. His horse slapped it's tail at flies, completely unconcerned with the world around him. 
    The woman was fumbling at his belt. He pulled his pistol out of his pants and pushed it down inside the holster, before removing it and opening his pants. He slid his pants down enough to reveal his throbbing cock. The woman gasped and immediately turned, placing her pussy on the head of his cock. Without warning she impaled herself on his long, throbbing manhood. They both gasped in unison. Mat looked outside, as the woman began slowly rising and falling on his cock. It was absolute heaven. 
    Mat reached around the woman and opened the top of her dress. He filled both hands with her firm, bulbous breasts. His fingers twirled her nipples. She cried out as she bobbed on his hard cock. Her ass was being flattened out of shape on his lap. She mashed herself down as far as she could go on his lap. She felt his cock touching deep inside her. 
    "Oh yes," she gasped, throwing her head back. He looked at her red lips and pulled her mouth closer. He kissed her passionately, trying to follow her warm lips as she bounced in his lap. 
    He couldn't remember a more glorious fuck. His cock was throbbing, desperately trying to grow and fill her even more than it already was. He could feel the veins pulsing on his manhood. He could also feel her pussy muscles clutching his manhood as it slid up and down. He felt a distinct fire building in his loins. He ground his teeth together and tipped his head back, ready for the explosion. To his horror, he realized that the woman was already having her orgasm. She screamed when he tried to piston his cock inside of her. She held onto his legs, forcing him to remain still. Too late his orgasm waned and faded. Her hot wet pussy slowly pulled off his manhood. He whined in frustration. 
    "Don't worry," she said with a smile. "I will take care of you." 
    He liked the sound of that. His balls were hurting from restrained passion. He badly needed relief. 
    The woman laid on his legs and lowered her mouth to his throbbing cock. Still coated with her juices and a film of cream, she took him into her mouth and sucked. 
    "Oh my God," he gasped. He had never seen anything more exciting. Her mouth was filled with her own juices. She seemed to savor them. She sucked and swallowed, then looked up at him with those dark brown eyes. He exploded in her mouth without warning. He felt embarrassed, but she didn't seem to care. In fact, she seemed to enjoy his spurting cum. She swallowed it quickly in an attempt to keep up. Finally he stopped shooting cum. She took her time in sucking the full length of his cock, before she gently sucked the cum from the head of his cock and smiled up at him. 
    "Your cream was very sweet," she said, wiping her mouth. "It had been some time, hadn't it? A man grows sweeter with age." 
    "You are the sexiest woman I have ever seen," he gasped. 
    "Thanks. I wish my late husband had felt that way. He was more interested in his sister." 
    "In his own sister?" Mat gasped. 
    "Yeah," she said in disgust. "Oh, oh, something's going on outside," she warned. Mat grabbed his pistol and looked outside. The three men were advancing across the yard. One stopped and looked at his horse in surprise, then came on with the others. 
    "Fay!" a gruff voice called. 
    "Hold up right there," Mat said as they reached the edge of the porch. One man started to move, so Mat put a shot in the dirt in front of him. 
    "Who's that?" the harsh voice demanded. It belonged to a large, overweight man with an ugly face. 
    "None of your damned business," Mat growled. "Drop your weapons." 
    "Damned if I will," the man said. 
    "Dead if you don't," Mat promised. 
    "Dam you," the man shouted. 
    "Probably so, but you are still dropping your weapons," he said amiably. It took a few minutes, but they finally dropped all their weapons on the edge of the porch. 
    "Now turn around and start walking. Don't stop this side of Silver City, or I will shoot you on sight." 
    "We've never seen you," the ugly man complained. 
    "That's right, but I've seen you," Mat said with a laugh. "Now start walking." 
    He watched the men until they disappeared over the hill. 
    "I need to water my horse and see if they are really going," he said, standing and taking the rifle from her hands. He started to step through the window, then went to the door with a sheepish grin. 
    "I'll be back," he promised.
    "Good, because we have three days until my men return. Let's make the most of it." 
    He nodded and ran to his horse. He was half way to the hill before he remembered that he had forgotten to water his horse. Oh well, there was plenty of time for that.

THE END!
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NEW RULES FOR 2008

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days - mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain… lobster?

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the jackass. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a HUGE JACKASS!

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Mars Bar.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'Beef with Broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

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New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's supposed to be there, or just so me freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my hands

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

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"Nude Pregnant Women" is another older site that I have completely redesigned. I upgraded it to surpass all the requirements of a "CyberAge Platinum" site. The outside splash pages have a whole new look - very clean, simple and easy to navigate. Inside is new as well. I added 30 hot, new galleries with 1000's of new photos of sexy pregnant women & naughty teen girls. "Nude Pregnant Women" has pregnant schoolgirls, pregnant cheerleaders, pregnant skater chicks, pregnant teens in lingerie, lesbians eating pregnant pussy, pregnant babes in bondage, pregnant girls in uniform, pregnant teens masturbating with dildos and much, much more. "Nude Pregnant Women" is very nicely done. Banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal, there are no consoles, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. And... since "Nude Pregnant Women" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site, that means you also get unlimited access to over 300,000 other adult sites, live chat, XXX movies, adult videos, live sex shows and much more. And... you get all of this for less than the cost of a week's supply of diapers.

www.china-dolls.com "China Dolls" - Exotic Asian teen sluts, amateurs, lesbians & schoolgirls! Plus hidden cam, voyeur, upskirt & amateur galleries.

"China Dolls" is another of my favorite sites. Hello... it's all Asian!!! :o) The site is designed well and it's very easy to navigate. There are no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. I hate those things so I don't incorporate them into my sites. "China Dolls" has over 300 photos of Asian Teens divided into 7 different galleries - which are updated monthly with fresh new pictures. "China Dolls" is a "CyberAge PLATINUM" site. And again, that means that when you become a "CyberAge" member you get FREE access to over 300,000 adult sites, XXX movies, live chat, live sex shows and much, much more. It really is a good deal... so take the FREE tour and check it out for yourself - "Click here to take the FREE CyberAge tour." Or just click on the link and go straight to the "China Dolls" site.

Triple X Toons - Anime, Manga & Hentai Galleries Plus XXX 3D Toons "Triple X Toons" - Anime, manga and hentai galleries with hundreds of XXX adult cartoons, comix, hot 3D pictures, illustrated stories and more!

"Triple X Toons" is a sexy hard-core toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, colorful, fast loading and very enticing. In addition to the main splash page and sign-up page there is a four page tour to give you an idea of what  you'll find in the members area. But keep in mind, these tour pages are softcore - not like the type of hardcore toons that are on the inside. I'm deffo trying to give surfers a little more for their money with this site. Inside there are seven galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. Dang, what more could you want? The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Triple X Toons" is a  "CyberSex Prestige Plus Site" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a CyberSex newsletter and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.

Cheerleaders and Teens in Uniform "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" - Cheerleader sluts, sexy Schoolgirls, naughty Nurses & other Barely Legal Teens in Uniform.

"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" The site design is good and of course it's easy to navigate. The splash pages are fairly quick loading and have quite a few sample pictures to give you an idea what's inside. Inside there are 9 separate galleries with over 300 photos of teens in uniform: everything from cheerleaders & schoolgirls to flight attendants, doctors, nurses, bus drivers, marines, french maids and more. The galleries are updated on a regular basis (monthly) with fresh new pics. "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" is an Adult Check Gold site. And that means that it's high quality, gives you access to thousands of other sites and has very few banners and no entrapments or other annoying shit that pisses you off. Check it out!

Porn Jester's Latina Girls "Porn Jester's Latina Girls" - Exclusive pictures of hot & horny Latina teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice, tight, juicy &  pink, pussy. Plus hardcore adult cartoons and steamy erotic stories.

"Porn Jester's Latina Girls" features many full galleries of Latina Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, Lesbians, Exotic Brunette Beauties and just some really sweet & cute Hispanic Hotties. Plus galleries of  erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, the most important thing - 1000's of photos of South of the Border Babes - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of sweet Muchacha Muff.

"Porn Jester's Latina Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites, PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more So, check out "Porn Jester's Latina Girls". You won't be disappointed.

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"Detective Toons" features many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore and very funny adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, sleezy Private Dicks, uncensored comic books, blowjob bukkake babes, weird FBI files, sex crime stories, gangsters, molls, big titty toon babes, exclusive "Stripper Toons" galleries, exclusive "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" comix, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists.

"Detective Toons" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge Platinum" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an CyberAge member you get FREE access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. So give "Detective Toons" a click.
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Blush Toons / Anime Girls / Hentai Hotties
 

Blush Toons / Anime Girls - Naughty Adult Cartoons - www.blushtoons.com
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Hidden Cam Stories
 

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Sleepy Sex Fetish
 

Sleepy Sex Fetish - Barely Legal Teens Getting Fucked in their Sleep - www.sleepysexfetish.com
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"Sleepy Sex Fetish" - Somnophilia Sleeping Sex Fantasy. Sexy women and barely legal teen girls getting fucked in their sleep. An adult "Sleeping Girl" website.
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Featured Article -  PullJoy: The Seduction Newsletter
 

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HOW TO GET GIRLS: WHAT IS NATURAL GAME?

by Lee 'SmoothTalker' Coles

One hears a lot of terminology tossed around in pickup artist and seduction lair communities- Day Game, IOI's, negs, AFC's, and neurolinguistic programming. The term Natural Game has come to refer to an approach that depends less on memorizing techniques with acronyms, and more on cultivating one's inner persona and strengths. I shy away from lingo because I don't want my clients to have to think or remember anything when they encounter a hottie, I want action. I want their senses, their intuition, and their conversation to flow from what she says and does, not something they rote memorized from a book or DVD. Learn to read women, and learn what's unique and interesting about you, and you're on your way to PullJoy© panties. I'm out to make you think less like a geek, not more.

Be yourself, but your best self. Relax around beautiful women, enjoy their unique looks, and your interaction with them. Don't worry about whether you'll sex them or not- where they decide to take it will be based on whether you're fun and sexy. You don't have to put pretty girls down, or memorize any anecdotes, to be attractive to them. Your stories about helping a buddy in need, a classmate, or an elderly relative should come from real life. Your attraction to her is genuine, you're not meeting her to boost your ego or compete with other men. Your dreams are your own- and you should be asking about hers. Leave the boasting, clowning, and feathered hats for the insecure. When you arrange to see her again, try to do so in a place where people know you, it establishes social capital. Another way to do this is to hit some stores where the staff likes you.

Beautiful women gravitate toward men who don't remind them of every other guy. They are approached more often than you can ever imagine. It is your comfort with yourself, your easy manner with her and her friends (whatever their gender) and your sense of fashion that will pique her interest. Maintain a little mystery, don't tell your whole life story, and show her that you are likeable, and the rest will come naturally.

Live The Dream,

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For more pickup and seduction advice, visit the hottest PUA blog on the web, http://www.pulljoy.wordpress.com/, or contact me at smooth.talker@live.com.

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“I enjoyed reading your seduction newsletter. The ‘Make Day Game Your A Game’ section encourages men to take the opportunity and talk to all the beautiful women when they least expect it and ask for their phone number.”

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“…pretty impressive stuff…”

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Sleepy Toons
 

Sleepy Toons - www.sleepytoons.com
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"Sleepy Toons" - Mega adult cartoon site featuring exclusive hardcore sleepysex comics, x-rated fairy tales, uncensored 3D toons, sleeping anime & hentai girls, naughty sleep fetish comix, fantasy sleep carry pin-ups, and erotic, controversial sleep themed paintings - painted by the Master's themselves. Plus exclusive Pervert Jack galleries and much more.
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Featured Artist - Patty - A Creative Spanko Wench
 

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Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

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Yummy Blogger Babes
 

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Tramp Stamps
 

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Sleep Carry
 

Sleep Carry - www.sleepcarry.com - Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or Torment! Sleep Carry is a Lift and Carry site for the Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us.
Sleep Carry

Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Pervert Jack

Pervert Jack - www.pervertjack.com

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Poetry - VIRGIN NO LESS
 

VIRGIN NO LESS

VIRGIN NO LESS
PLEASE SING SOME MORE
YOUR AURA IS KEEPING ME
FROM GOING THROUGH THAT DOOR
SO YOUNG
SO FRESH
THE WORLD AHEAD
WAITING
FOR YOUR CONQUEST
TOGETHER WE'RE NOT
AT LEAST FOR NOW
WORDS ARE LOST
YET SOFTLY SPOKEN
MYSTERY PURSUES
EMBRACES BROKEN

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posted by: Elsie Bee ©
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Gothic Horror Tales
 

Gothic Horror Tales - www.gothichorrortales.com
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Erotic Pregnant Stories
 

Erotic Pregnant Stories - www.pregnant-stories.com
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Sexy Adult Cartoons & Erotic Pin Up Art
 

Sex Blogger - Crazy Comix - www.crazycomix.com
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Fetish Gear by Eros BoutiqueSpank Me
 

Sex Blogger - The Metal Yolk Restraint and Vinyl, Open Nipple Bikini were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique.
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The Metal Yolk Restraint and Vinyl, Open Nipple Bikini were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Menstrual Tuesday
 

Pervert Jack - www.pervertjack.com
Menstrual-Cycle.com - Bloody Tampons
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Menstruation Fetish

Tampon Eating
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- Bloody Teen Pussy & Tampon Eating Pics -
Menstruation Jokes
1. Q. What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A. You are the wind beneath my wings.
2. A man is standing behind a woman at a bus stop and notices that she has a tampon hanging out of her mouth. He taps her on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, but do you realize you have a tampon hanging out of your mouth?"  "Mouth?"  She looks at him in horror and says, "Oh, my God! What did I do with my cigarette!?"
3. Q. What's the difference between a pitbull and a woman with P.M.S?
A. Lipgloss!!
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Monday, June 23, 2008

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Nasty Jokes

1. A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish”.   The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”  The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!  It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”  The biker thought about it for a long time.  Finally, he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women.  I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.”  The Lord replied, “You want that Bridge two lanes or four?”

2. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? 
A: Pregnant.

3. A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.  The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? "Breast-fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist, "the doctor ordered.  She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.  You don't have any milk."  "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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Movie Monday - One Password - 1000's of Movies

Tonnes of Great Adult Movies & Sexy Hardcore Videos in Every Flavour...
 

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