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Friday, April 25, 2008 Adult Erotica - Revolt of the Robots - Chapter 1     Charles Hunter took a last look at the white walls and empty rooms of his authentic 20th century five room ranch style replica. He stepped through the door and closed it quietly, but it echoed like a crash of doom. He was listening to that door close for the last time. His old life was over, a life which had once been so full, and so perfect, that he no longer wanted to live without it. Happy voices, love, and sharing, were all far behind him. They died when Delilah died. Irretrievable, unbearable, unforgettable.      So much of Delilah had filled the house. The house and the memories of her, were inseparable. So to end his misery he was now getting rid of his cherished house. Delilah deserved to be remembered, and she would be until his dying days, but he needed to endure his pointless life or end it.      With a shuddering sigh Charles turned and walked across the lawn to sit on the lush green grass, his grass. He had pampered that lawn for so long, so lovingly. Few people actually remembered how to grow things, it had taken him months of trial and error to coax his lawn into life. The water alone had cost him a fortune. It was the last remaining real lawn on the block. The others had gone to synthetic grass which grew once and froze at the perfect height, flexible and realistic forever even though they were clinically dead.      Charles stood and walked to the neighborhood com center. He plugged his card into the taxi call box and waited until it verified his transaction. Charles heard the hiss of an air propelled hover board approaching from the east end of the street. There were no real streets, of course, it was an old word which held little meaning in a flying society.      He watched a neighbor kid float up the plasticrete walkway. The small boy waved on the way by. Charles waved in return. He realized sadly that he didn't know the boy's name. Delilah would, she knew everyone.      Charles glanced back at his home and saw that the preassigned holographic "for sale" sign had already sprung up from the tiny projector planted in his lawn.      "You greedy bastards!" he hissed under his breath. The house was no longer his, it became their property the moment he stepped off the lawn. Oh well, that was the past, now he must look toward the future.      The high pitched whine of an air car drew his attention to the west. He looked up at the checkered taxi and waved. The taxi settled on the lawn, obliterating the holographic sign for a moment. The side swung up and Charles stepped in. He was alone in the craft, which wasn't surprising. He didn't expect a live driver, they only came with limos. The taxi lifted off the ground and the sign reappeared as Charles watched, with his hand on the window, as if saying good-bye to his old house.      "Where too?" the dashboard suddenly asked.      "Raybeam Tech."      "Raybeam, huh? Very well, it's your brain.      "Your voice sounds familiar, who is this?" Charles began showing some signs of life.      "Operator 487, out of Northeastern. Patrick Reque. I've driven for you before, I recognize your pin number. With several million addresses to remember, my job requires a photographic memory."      "Got time to chat?"      "Sure, I only have two other cabs on line right now. What's up?"      "Have you had many drops at Raybeam?"      "Me? Hell no. Most of their clientele are old timers, 21st century defrosts with no job skills and no rights. They go right from cryonics to the RERE building in black trucks. I've never seen a volunteer from the general populace."      "Why should you object? It's not too different from what you do."      "Yeah it is, Pal, very different. For one thing I don't go into a tank for years on end, I take this remote gear off and go home at night. For another," the voice turned disgusted, "they don't shove those tubes up my ass and down my throat. I take normal breaks, just like everybody else. It's different, pal, believe me."      "Yeah, I guess it is. But the benefits far outweigh the inconveniences."      "If you say so. Say Charlie, there are a few openings here at Checkered, I could put a word in for you if you want."      "No, but thanks. I want to escape, I've opted for remote exploration."      "ReEx, huh? Ok, you're here. But keep my offer in mind. Operating a plastic dolly on another planet won't fix anything."      "I will remember your offer and thanks again. Take an extra something off my account, I won't be needing it for a few years."     "Well in that case, I will, thanks."      Charles stepped out and looked at the mile-high building disappearing into the clouds overhead. He knew there would be a series of transmission dishes at the top of that tower, just beneath the lower reaches of space. The dishes had originally been used for teleportation stations. Teleportation had been a new 22nd century fad which ended only five years before. Half the world, including Charles and his new bride, had taken a trip in a teleporter, just to say they'd used one.      The technical aspects of teleportation had been a closely-guarded secret until one day a Terminalist, known as a hacker in the 20th century, who was also an electrical engineer, broke into the IB&C files and downloaded a secret set of teleporter schematics. He found that teleportation was based on the principle of destroying the original person at the point of origin and recreating an exact duplicate at the destination point. He passed the word that teleportation meant murder. Sure, a copy showed up at the destination point, but the original man or woman was destroyed by the beam. Since the electrical engineer recently took a ride in the teleporter, he had IB&C prosecuted for his own murder. Eventually, he won. The resulting uproar had put IB&C out of business and their shareholders in debt forever.      Raybeam Electronics and Robotic Exploration, or RERE, bought up much of IB&C's prior assets and now owned this buildings, which had been IB&C's main headquarters in Southeastern. Charles would soon be hooked into one of those dishes. He glanced wistfully at the departing taxi turning for a flight back to Northeastern. It was tempting. If it weren't for Delilah...      He entered the huge building and stepped into the lift. The ride up took nearly 20 minutes. The doors opened onto a glass and stainless steel wonderland.      "Can I help you?" a real woman asked.      "I'm Charles O. Hunter, I called last week. I have an appointment with recruiting."      That started a flood of activity. He was ushered into a higher office and set down in front of a remotely operated screen to fill out computer forms. The first form was a bond of secrecy, the second waived all rights to legal redress. The taxi job began to look better and better as he wadded through the pile of forms flickering on the holographic screen. After three hours the screen went blank and a young man came into the room to escort him out. In three more hours he was stripped and tubes and permanent electrodes were inserted all over his body. In two more hours his eyes were sealed shut and he was lowered into an oxygenated nutrient tank. The tank would be his new home for the next three years. He couldn't wait, it had been a long day, he was exhausted. The started a countdown, just like the old Nasa films. Charles held his breath until they reached zero.      Charles opened his eyes and looked down at his dusty, silicone plastic body. It had been in storage for a long time, there was a coating of dirt on his muscular synthetic body which would need to be steam cleaned off while he was till numb. He stepped into the sterilizer and waited as his new body was cleansed, inside and out. In a moment the water and steam stopped and he stepped out to see the lightly tanned rubber skin gleaming and new in the pale blue sunlight. He glanced up at the window and saw the edge of a huge blue sun seething overhead. It was a frightening sight, one which would take a lot of getting used too.      Charles searched for appropriate clothing and saw a young woman stand up quickly and hurry from a glass enclosed office.      "Hi, who are you, I wasn't expecting anybody?"      "Back on Earth, I'm Charles Hunter, a new man. Who are you?"     "Eileen Baker. Welcome to the Atlantis project."      "Thanks, I guess. Couldn't RERE send me out a new body?"      "No need, these last for a thousand years or more. Your's is barely two hundred years old and I just overhauled it myself. Besides, teleporting robots cost energy, and energy is money you know."      "They teleport them?" Charles asked in surprise.      "Sure, that's why they took over IB&C's old equipment. Since the teleporters can't be legally used on humans, they send out robots for remote operation. Didn't they tell you anything?"     "They had me in the tank in less than ten hours. All I know is that I'm supposed to report to the head of the Atlantis project, a Doctor Baker... you're her," he said belatedly, shaking her hand. "What are we doing out here anyway?"      "Energy collection and transmission. What's your specialty?"     "Computer programming and operation."      "Not much use to us, I'm afraid, 21st century computers are so ancient that the principles aren't even similar. I believe they were mechanical, weren't they?"      "I'm not a defrost, I'm a volunteer. I'm from the 22nd century."      "No shi... I mean, I'm happy to meet you. I'm a volunteer too. Until you came along I was the only one. Now I have somebody who I can relate too. Well, by all means, we can certainly use you. Right now I'm trying to puzzle through the alignment and conversion process, that should be right up your alley."      "I can look," Charles shrugged and followed her as she started for the front door.      Eileen stopped suddenly and held up her hand. "I have to warn you, Goliath can be very intimidating, prepare yourself for a shock."      "I've seen part of it through the skylight."      "Not even the same thing. Are you ready?"      "Sure," Charles impatiently opened the door and was surprised to feel the knob in his hand as realistically as he could feel his own hand. His remote sensors were beginning to wake up.      "Hey, I can feel that."      "Sure. Your body was desensitized while it was in storage, sometimes it takes a while to get your senses back. Can you smell and taste yet?" she asked as she stepped through the door.      "No not..." Charles stood in stunned silence and hunched his back against the huge mass filling the sky. The blue sun looked so close he felt he could reach out and touch it. He straightened slowly as he watched the solar flares sending tentacles out into space. Some reached for the planet, but never made it. He could see the black swirls on the sun and the swirling, boiling clouds of burning gas churning on the surface.      "I told you, scary isn't it? Just remember, your body is not real, you can not be harmed here. If for some reason you are destroyed, you will simply wake up in the tank back on Earth."      Charles nodded and tried to smile. He liked the look of Eileen in the bluish light which gave her a ghostly tint around her cheeks and hair. Her clothing had changed colors and the roundness of here chest was accented by the blue light and darker shadows which served to outline every luscious curve of her body. She had a small waist and a sexy, prominent ass. It was the kind of ass that men loved, and lusted after. Charles suddenly scoffed at himself, remembering that neither of them was real. As the taxi driver had said, they were plastic dollies.      "Your eyes have been slightly altered to make this bluish light seem more natural to you. A human eye would be nearly blind here, this is similar to the black lights popular in the 20th century."      "What about sun burn?" Charles asked as he suddenly realized that he was still naked.      "Oh shit, I'm so sorry," she looked down and giggled. "We'll get you some clothes. It looks like your body is waking up in more ways than one."      Charles glanced down and quickly covered himself.      "I didn't know a robotic body could... respond like that."      "Oh yeah, we have some very interesting recreation around here. It seems that once people step into a remotely operated body, they drop all inhibitions. They seem to feel that they actually aren't doing anything, since nobody is really here. It's a dream state thing. You know, anything goes in a dream."      Charles nodded, still covering himself. He was very aware of the feeling of his hand on his cock. It was highly sensitive.      "Oh come on Charles, it's not really your body, you know. Follow me, we'll get those clothes."      "It feels real enough to me," he followed, still covering himself.      "If you want to see some really confused people, you should see the ones who can't get a same-sex body. There are guys around here who I'd swear are in love with themselves. You were lucky, you got a male body."      "I wouldn't mind being a lesbian," Charles said as he strode along behind her, watching the gentle sway of her ass.      "You and a hundred others. I never saw the attraction, myself. Lesbians don't have 8 inches of meat between their legs."      Charles groaned, grabbing himself as he followed.      Charles quickly fell into the routine of things. In the next week he met most of the other two hundred occupants of the Atlantis complex. Some he didn't like, most were friendly, though a bit strange with their 21st century mentalities. He soon understood what Eileen meant about talking to somebody who understood what she was talking about. He repeatedly heard resentment over the reorganization of the United States, where all interior cities, roads, and private dwellings were destroyed to make room for farm lands. Eastern and Western were constructed and the new mega-complexes were built from one end of both coasts to the other. To Charles this and frequent references to the underground transit tubes were ancient history. The others talked of them as if they were happening now. Charles sought out Eileen most of the time. They got along well and Charles wondered what Eileen's real body looked like back on Earth. Whenever he asked about it she changed the subject. But he was certainly attracted to her synthetic body. Still, his post-marriage guilt kept him celibate.     Once Charles senses truly awoke he thoroughly enjoyed the experience of remote exploration in more ways than one. There was a scent to the air at the Atlantis project which was thoroughly intoxicating and enjoyable. It was partially from the growing things on the unknown planet, but the trace elements in the air had much to do with it. He took the time to fly, swim, fish, and explore, usually with Eileen at his side. For the first time since Delilah's death, he truly began go live again.      "Charles, drop that circuit board and follow me. It's rec time."      "Eileen, I'm right in the middle of something," Charles said in exasperation.      "Fuck that. I'll make it an order, if you like."      "You would," he mumbled, dropping the board with a force that made her cringe. "I'm all yours."      "Yes you are. I have some good news, the zero gravity chamber is now up and working. It's in Annex 12," she pointed to the far end of the complex.      "Wonderful. I can lose my breakfast and never leave the ground."      "You can lose your virginity and easily leave the ground," she giggled.      "What?"      "We are going to have a space fuck, and this time I'll not take no for an answer. Inside, mister," she shoved him through the door. She tapped on the keypad just inside the door. "Access blocked" began flashing.      "It's all ours," she smiled.      "I told you, I used to be married," he said, reaching for the door.      "And I'm telling you, your post-traumatic stress is caused by your sexual repression. It's not healthy and I can't allow it to continue. Fuck me, and that IS an order."      "And if I don't?"      "You will be discontinued before nightfall," she said with finality.      "I'll be what?"      "You will be turned off and eventually replaced."      He watched as she began stripping before him. Despite his resolution, his cock grew hard almost immediately. He licked his lips and turned to reach for the door, but her reflection in the window looked even more provocative. He turned back, looking at Eileen as she reached down and dropped her panties around her ankles. Her pussy was not only beautiful, it was fully functional. He had checked the owner's manual and read the schematics. All internal and sexual organs were based on organ replacement technology. Through the simple digestion of food, the synthetic body was fed every possible resource it could need, and it mimicked nature in every way, including touch, smell, and taste.      After some thought he began taking off his clothes.      Eileen stepped to the edge of the huge crystal circle in the middle of the floor and leaped. She sailed skyward with her arms and legs spread like a skydiver. Charles took three running steps and leaped up behind her. He sailed faster than her. He caught her around the waist as he began to pass. They spun wildly until air friction stopped them. Eileen giggled and squealed. She jerked out of his grasp and rolled end over end. Charles slid in behind her and placed his nose in the crack of her ass.      "Hey, that's my ass, mister," she pretended outrage as she looked down at him. He inhaled deeply, then flicked his tongue across her asshole. She squealed in delight.      With his arms tightly wrapped around her legs, holding them closed, he nuzzled and licked her asshole for a while, then centered his attention on her swollen, glistening pussy lips. He sniffed her small, perfect petals and moaned in appreciation.      "This is so fucking realistic," he moaned, before placing his lips over her pussy and sucking lightly. His tongue plunged up inside her and explored liberally. The heat and flavor of her pussy was wonderful. It was the first pussy he had tasted since Delilah. Despite his guilt, he nearly came before he even fucked her. The experience was so erotic. He felt a growing heat in his loins. It was a long-forgotten experience.      "My God, this feels so good," he whispered into her pussy.      "And wonderful for me," she gasped. "Let's try a 69," she hissed in a whisper.      "Certainly," he said, releasing her legs. She spun lazily and grabbed his hips. She pulled him closer, now facing his genitalia, as he faced hers.      "Damn, I could really get to like this," Eileen hissed. She felt her legs being spread. His mouth claimed her pussy, his tongue impaled her immediately. A myriad of sensations exploded in her loins. She shuddered, giving a hissing whine, before grabbing his cock with her hand. She stroked it just three times before she plunged forward and slid it's entire length into her mouth and down her throat.      She sucked, with her nose being tickled by his pubic hairs. She smiled at his moan of pleasure. Bobbing slightly, she began stroking his hard cock with her mouth. She closed her eyes, savoring the first sexual experience she'd had in years. It was worth waiting for, Charles was very good and she was very experienced.      With every-growing moans, Charles felt his orgasm nearing. Her moist, eager mouth was milking his cock in every good way possible. Her hands kneaded his ass in a strong grip.      Eileen's pussy had grown very hot and moist. She was extremely flavorful, although such things seemed impossible to a novice. The food ingested by each person, flavored the body as it would in a real person. Charles was coming to realize that the synthetic bodies could be more realistic than a natural body. The passion he was feeling exceeded even that he had know with Delilah. This could be due to the fact that he was now a perfect physical specimen.      "Oh shit," Eileen gasped. "Oh yes, eat me," she hissed before reclaiming his cock with her lips. She began humping her soft mound against his face. He tightened his spinster muscles to delay his orgasm. He wanted to cum at the same moment that she did. He did not want premature ejaculation to destroy the experience.      "Oh, oh God," Eileen moaned around his cock. He knew he couldn't wait much longer. Restraining his orgasm was causing him pain. He suddenly wondered if a synthetic cock could produce cum. The simple distraction was too much for him. He felt the heat building until he exploded. He felt his cock pumping hot cum into Eileen's waiting lips. She sucked noisily, while her own pussy pelted his mouth. She suddenly shivered and screamed. Her screams came out in a gurgling cry, as his cock continued pumping cum into her mouth. She hurried to catch up, then rested with his now-flaccid cock wilting in her mouth, while her pussy went wild in his.      Charles sucked and tongued her pussy until she fell silent, grasping him for support. They were now floating just off the floor, rotating slowly in sympathy with the rotation of the planet.      Eileen kicked lightly, launching them toward the ceiling. As Charles rose with her, she slid down and recaptured his cock in her mouth, wrapping her arms around his meaty, lightly-haired legs. He gasped, arching his back as pleasure shot through his groin. Eileen was a natural sexual partner, retaining few inhibitions, and much sexual excitement. She was driven to pursue even more pleasure. Luckily, a synthetic body never grew tired.      Eileen drew back and checked her handiwork. The body Charles now inhabited was her favorite. It had a full 8 inches of penis between it's legs. While empty she had stimulated the appropriate areas of the body to produce a hard cock she could ride at her leisure, and she had ridden it often. While uninhabited she had called the body Atlas because of it's perfect physique. Now, with Charles inside, it was even more interesting.      "Now fuck me," she moaned enticingly. She raised her legs and spun leisurely until her upraised feet framed his face. Her tempting ass now faced his cock, moist and ready. With a moan of yearning Charles thrust forward, entering her moist channel. She hissed as the huge piece of meat plunged up inside her. She rested her heels on his shoulders and bounced against him. Her sweet ass looked so beautiful from that angle. Her lightly tufted pussy was small and delicate. Her breasts were ample, at least an overfull C cup.      "Yes, Charles, fuck me good," she whispered.      He looked up at her face and smiled. Holding her legs in a grasp of iron, he pumped away in her pussy like a machine. Thrust after thrust spread her delicate little pussy lips and impaled her slender body. Her pussy was swollen and stretched around his massive piece of flesh, a cock much larger than his own, but beginning to feel more like his own that his real cock felt.      Huffing in time with his thrusts, he sounded like a train pulling into the station. The moist impact of his hips against her ass was loud. The fervent motions were causing them to jerk and spin in the weightless environment. They didn't care, built in safeguards prevented them from going beyond the range of the anti-gravity area and crashing to the ground. They simply had to concentrate on sex.      "Oh Charles, I'm going to cum," she panted, her face screwed up in passion.      "Do it," he whispered, feeling his own desire building toward a great orgasm.      "Oh God, I'm close," she warned in a high pitched voice.      "Me too," he groaned.      "Oh, oh, oh, oh, ieeeee," she shouted, stiffening beneath his attack on her tortured mound. He pelted away, hastening his own orgasm until he froze, grunting and jerking against her, with his massive cock fully inserted. They both closed their eyes and enjoyed the moment. Only then were they aware of the sound of pounding at the front door.      "Ooops," Eileen giggled. "I guess others want to use this thing."      "Fuck them, let's go again," Charles said with an evil laugh.      Before she could object, Charles was sucking on her breasts.      For the first year Charles worked on the programming to convert the teleportation beam into one which would carry massive bursts of energy back to Earth. Only short, highly concentrated bursts of energy could make the project profitable, and it was his job to experiment on the planet's surface until the transmitter was perfected. Eileen and Charles were the brains of the project, and the Defrosts were the brawn. He was amazed at how tirelessly the robotic bodies could work under such harsh conditions. He seldom thought of his real body any more, for him Atlantis was reality and Earth was a distant memory. If Charles could have discarded his real body and lived out his life with Eileen at the Atlantis Project, he could have been truly happy.      On the momentous day that the transmission process first worked, Charles and Eileen held a little celebration in her bungalow. Since a massive solar flare was due to reach the vicinity of Atlantis during the next day they moved the celebration to the underground complex designed to shelter them from these frequent solar flares.      "I can't believe you actually got it to work," Eileen said quietly and snuggled closer to Charles' body. He looked down and smiled, then gently stroked her long brown hair.      "It took a while, but it works, doesn't it?"      "You were wonderful, Charles. You realize that we might be recalled now," she looked up with a frown.      "Recalled?"      "Yeah, you know, back to Earth."      "Earth. You know, I haven't thought of Earth for a long time. I almost forgot that it exists. Where do you think they will send us next?"      "I don't know. I'll be put in charge of another project. They'll probably use you at headquarters after this. You're too valuable to go back in a tank."      Charles sat up and frowned down at her. "You mean we will never work together again?"      "We go where they tell us to go. You waived all rights, remember?"      "Not me, I go with you or I'll quit," Charles jumped out of bed and went over to the recombinator. He ordered a cold beer and sat in the chair by the bed.      "Charles, half the people on this planet were sent here against their will. They don't give you a choice, they turn you off and on like an old fashioned light bulb."      "What if we got married?"      "They don't allow marriages, Charles. Besides, if we were married they'd still send us where they want."      "I could get you pregnant..." he realized what he was saying and stopped suddenly, looking down at his synthetic body. His mind had accepted the body as reality. He had been warned about such things in his short briefing.      "Charles, you always wanted to know what my body was like back on Earth. I think it's time to come clean with you. I was born on July 6th, in the year 2150."      "You said you weren't a defrost," Charles frowned down at her in annoyance.      "I'm not, Charles."      "That would make you almost ninety," he was horrified at the thought of such intimacies with... what? A three hundred year old robot with a ninety year old mind? He was confusing his projected environment with the real one again. He suddenly felt sick and confused.      "Charles, this has been a glorious second chance for me. I have been able to live like I did seventy years ago. Can you imagine what that meant to me? I wasn't trying to hurt or deceive you. It just started out as fun, remember?"      "Yeah, I do now."      "Don't you have somebody back on Earth?"      "I did. She died a couple of years ago. Hell, I guess I did too when I used the teleporter. They tell me that we are just copies."      "Most people from that time are... say, did she use the teleporter too? Your wife, I mean."      "Sure, it was our honeymoon present from my father-in-law. We teleported to Paris for our honeymoon."      "Do you remember the exact date?"      "Yeah, I guess."      "I'm going to take a chance on you, I think I know you well enough to trust you by now. But we can't talk out loud, they can monitor our conversation back on Earth. Come on," she waved him towards the computer. She turned it on and the holographic screen and keyboard appeared. She typed quickly and turned the screen for him to see."      "The records of every teleportation ever made are stored in the lower levels of the RERE building. Go through the records and find her. You can bring her back. YOU CAN MAKE ANOTHER COPY!      Charles gasped and sank to the chair, shaken and faint with the realization that there was a chance of bringing Delilah back.     "Thank you, Eileen, I'll find her if it takes the rest of my life," Charles kissed her tenderly and they made love again.      The energy transmissions began. The system was fully automated, so there was no need to do more than monitor the results occasionally. This gave them more time to explore and enjoy themselves. In the weeks that followed they held parties for the defrosts, pursued their assorted hobbies, and began a project to further refine the compression of the electrical discharges. Charles, in his free time, began to probe IB&C records for any reference to his use of the teleporter. He was no Terminalist, but he was a good programmer and he began to make some headway against the safeguards in the system.      Eileen helped as much as she could. During one of their computer excursions through the IB&C records, Eileen suddenly brightened.      "You know, they have kept us here long past what was necessary. It's entirely possible that they have another project in mind for us here. We may stay," she said in excitement.      "Perhaps we can increase the odds by making ourselves more useful. I believe we can double the output of our transmissions with another year of work."      "I'll bring that up the next time I send a transmission to RERE. I'm sure they'll approve it."      Eileen was wrong. One moment Charles was running a maintenance check, monitoring the energy transmissions on a hundred dials and meters, the next he was standing on a small hill overlooking an endless grassy plain. To Be Continued... END of Chapter 1! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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New Look. New Design. New Content. I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and very violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" - Real Amateur Women & Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Naked for the Camera. Private photos exposed! Naughty neighbors & real amateur girlfriends. Exclusive Pictures!

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.

"Sex Safari" - Exotic teens waiting to be explored. Asians, Blacks, Latinas, videos, erotica, live sex shows, 3D comix, XXX movies, live chat & more.

"Sex Safari" is a good site. Everything about the site is good: the design, the content, everything. And the best thing is... it's a MEGA site! Which means that it has a ton of content (photos). The site has 6 galleries of Asian, Black & Latina babes, plus 2 comix galleries, plus 2 illustrated erotica galleries and a huge antique porn gallery. Of course each of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content. "Sex Safari" is a proud member of the "CyberSex Prestige" AVS system. If you become a member then you get free access to thousands of other adult sites, adult movies, streaming videos, live chat and lots more. It truly is a very good deal!

  "Somnophilia - Sex with Sleeping Girls" - Sleepysex fantasy pictures of cute & innocent Asian, Black, Latina, European & Pregnant girls fondled, fingered & fucked while sleeping. These girls can't say "NO!"

"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There are also special bonus galleries with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters and Sleep Carry Toons. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on... And, because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.

"Porn Jester's Adult Toons" - The naughtiest collection of adult cartoons on the net, with thousands of explicit, uncensored, rare and raunchy X-rated toons. Plus hard to find underground comix, 3D toons, detective stories, super heroes, evil villains, horny hookers, stripper toons, big titty cum drenched animated bukkake babes, hardcore anime, hentai, manga and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. 

"Porn Jester's Adult Toons" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to ALL the Porn Jester sites, PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So, check out "Porn Jester's Adult Toons".

"Asian Candy" - Exclusive photos of hot & horny Asian teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice tight pink pussy.

"Asian Candy" really has a lot to offer; Asian girls from Japan, China, Thailand, Korea, Vietnam and more. 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient.

"Asian Candy" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge Platinum" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an CyberAge Platinum Member, you get FREE access to all the CyberAge sites - that's over 300,000 sites. And you also get FREE access to all the "EXCLUSIVE" CyberAge features; XXX Movies, Live Cam Feeds, CyberAge Personals, Live Chat - 24/7, Model of the Week Galleries and so much more. So give "Asian Candy" a click.

"Crime Comix" - Brutal Underground Comics Featuring Violent, X-rated 3D Cartoons, Action-Packed Anime, Graphic Tales of Terror, Bloody Murder Scenes, Machine-Gun Toting Gangsters, Sexy Toon Babes with Big Tits, Evil Villains and Super Heroes Fighting Terrorist.

"Crime Comix" features over many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, detective stories, funny cartoons, super heroes, evil villains, brutal murder scenes, good cops gone bad, big titty toon babes, anime, special "Stripper Toons" & "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" galleries, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "Crime Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more.

Check out "Crime Comix". You won't be disappointed. But be warned - This adult website features extreme and very graphic cartoons of crime & violence and is not for the faint of heart.
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Blush Toons / Anime Girls / Hentai Hotties
 

Blush Toons / Anime Girls

Hidden Cam Stories
 

Hidden Cam Stories

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Check This - Sleepy Sex Fetish
 

Sleepy Sex Fetish

"Sleepy Sex Fetish" - Somnophilia Sleeping Sex Fantasy. Sexy women and barely legal teen girls getting fucked in their sleep. An adult "Sleeping Girl" website.

"Sleepy Sex Fetish" features many galleries of hardcore and uncensored sleeping sex photos of the Girl Next Door, Horny Housewives, Hot Asians, Black Babes, Pregnant Girls, Spicy Latinas, Lesbian Coeds, and much more. "Sleepy Sex Fetish" shows how these innocent & vulnerable babes are taken advantage of while they're sound asleep; fondled, fingered & fucked! Plus it features "Sleepy Toons", "Sleep Carry Photos," "Pervert Jack Cartoons," and Sleepy Sex Art - Painted throughout the ages by the Masters themselves. Yes, fantasies about having sex with sleeping girls have been around since the beginning of time.

"Sleepy Sex Fetish" has nice eye-catching splash pages with lots of free samples. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has A LOT of great content inside - I know, because I certainly enjoyed shooting every bit of it. "Sleepy Sex Fetish" also has a very nice, clean, simple, and fast loading design. The layout is surfer friendly and very easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" AC Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So check out "Sleepy Sex Fetish".
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Sleepy Toons
 

Sleepy Toons Exclusive Sleep Fetish Cartoons

"Sleepy Toons" - Mega adult cartoon site featuring exclusive hardcore sleepysex comics, x-rated fairy tales, uncensored 3D toons, sleeping anime & hentai girls, naughty sleep fetish comix, fantasy sleep carry pin-ups, and erotic, controversial sleep themed paintings - painted by the Master's themselves. Plus exclusive Pervert Jack galleries and much more.
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Featured Artist - Patty - A Creative Spanko Wench
 

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

Doggy Style Divas

Yummy Blogger Babes
 

Blog Babe

Annie

Tramp Stamps
 

Tramp Stamps - Tattooed Teens

Sleep Carry
 

Sleep Carry Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or Torment! Sleep Carry is a FREE "Lift & Carry" site for the Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us. Photo Galleries / Cartoons / Stories

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Pervert Jack

Poetry - ANGIE
 

Peep Hole Show
 

Peep Hole Show

Erotic Pregnant Stories
 

Pregnant-Stories.com

Sexy Adult Cartoons & Erotic Pin Up Art
 

Crazy Comix

Fetish Gear by Eros Boutique
 

Bondage Restraints Supplied by Eros Boutique

Ball Gag Supplied by Eros Boutique

The Bondage Restraints, Ruby Red Collar, Ruby Red Wrist & Ankle Restraints, and the Ball Gag (Modeled by Paris Waters), were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Toon Tuesday

I love erotic toons!