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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the mid to late 1940's or even the early 1950's.

Technically... There is a not a lot to this picture. Kinda looks like a snap-shot taken with an on-camera flash. But there are a few good qualities to this photo: The composition is good with the way the model comes from the lower left of the photo up to the upper right - it works. The contrast of the photo is excellent with the really deep blacks of the hair, stockings, and pillows set against the bright whites of the bedspread and the model's skin - Yummy!

The Model... What a total fuckin' babe. She looks to be in her mid-twenties, she's pretty, she's hot, she has dark, expressive eyes, nice full lips, big boobies, a nice body with a slender waist, a nicely shaped bottom, and beautiful dark hair that just make my imagination run wild thinking about her matching bush.

Summery:

Technically: Nothing special, but it works - mostly because of the composition, the contrast, and of course, the model.

The Model:  Total fuckin' babe that has a look on her face that says she would fuck you until the cows come home... or at least until she was satisfied a few times. Let the fantasies begin... Mmmm...
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Friday, March 28, 2008 Adult Erotica - The Mutant     "Opius Seven has given us permission to land," Ensign Melody Patron said as she listened to her headphones. As the Communications Officer it was her job to monitor all traffic in the area, not just that which concerned their enormous freighter.      "Did you specify an orbital offload?" the Captain asked, gripping the arms of his chair.      "Yes sir, but your request was denied. Apparently there is a stevedore strike at the moment. Our only option is to wait until the strike is over, or land as ordered. Their last strike lasted one and a half years."      "This damned old tub was not designed for planetary landings," Captain Derby said uncomfortably. "Ok, Control, take us down. I only hope we can get it back up again," he growled, sitting at the edge of his seat.      "That's every man's most fervent wish," the navigator, an ebony black woman with white hair, said from her corner. Melody groaned and looked at Pitts. She could be cute, if she tired. She had very shapely legs. Melody watched as Pitts sat facing her, kicking one crossed leg absently as she gave the captain a sly smile. In her short skirt, Lt. Pitts looked very enticing.      "When I want lip off you Pitts, I'll..."      "Aye sir, my lips are sealed," the newest lieutenant on the ship said with an obvious smirk, as her glance fell on Melody. Melody wondered how long she would last. The last smart ass was left on some backwater planet without a name. It only carried a designation number. It's function was listed as Way station. It was not a good place to be left. The way Pitts was going..."      "Patron, what the hell's the matter with you?" the captain screamed, nearly in her face.      "Sir?"      "We are being hailed, Ensign," the captain pointed at the blinking light below the view screen, "answer it."      "Oh, yes sir," Melody said hurriedly and adjusted bars and sensors until the voice was picked up on her com unit.      "GRF Normandy, this is PRS King's Booty," a voice finally said in her headphones.      "This is Normandy, go ahead please," Melody said, adjusting the slide bar.      "Normandy, we are having a party tonight, we wondered if anyone on your crew would like to attend. It's strictly informal," the voice said in her headphones and over the overhead panels. "We are being parked in an adjoining slip," the voice added quickly.      "What should I tell them, Captain?" Melody asked. She saw the look of disgust cross his face. He quickly shook his head.      "That's a pig boat, Patron, we can call for volunteers, but I'm not going. Tell them I have business ashore.      "What's a pig boat?" Melody asked as she typed her response rather than talking directly.      "PRS stands for Pieces Relief Ships, but the old timers privately refer to the designation as Pigs Rolling in Shit. Their ships hire anybody who can fly, Sabs, Micens, and mutants. Their ship are a total mess. Hell, half the crew don't even know how to use a bathroom or eating utensils. Nope, I'm busy tonight. You guys can go if you want."      "I can't pass up an experience like that," Melody finally said. "Even if I find it distasteful, it's something to make this trip unique. I need adventure."      "Well you'll probably find it there," Derby said with a laugh.      "I'll go with you," Lieutenant Pitts said uncertainly, "I hear that Sabs have a tongue almost two feet long," her voice dropped to a whisper.      "You fucking horny bitches," the captain shook his head in wonder. "You'll let anything crawl up between your legs as long as it feels good."      "Kind of like old drunk sailors," Pitts said, just loud enough for Melody to hear. Melody snorted and nodded her head quickly, before the captain turned to find out what she was laughing about. He glared from one to the other, then concentrated on their landing.      "They are designated as human, even though they have mutated a bit," Melody said quickly to waylay his anger.      "Yeah, but they look like toads," the captain said. When the atmosphere began glowing around them he took control of the rollerball and eased the ship down to the concrete. They landed smoothly, which was why he held such a high designation. Captain Derby might be old and sloppy looking, but he was one of the best captain's in space. He was assigned to an old, antiquated ship because it had grown old and antiquated around him.      "Shut down, lock down, and climb down," the captain repeated the age old saying used for shutting down all systems, setting the watch, and commencing shore leave. They had heard it so many times that they didn't hear it anymore.      The Control Officer, Lieutenant Gerald Schultz, sat back and smiled at Pitts and Melody as they ran for the door. He was in no hurry because his section had first watch. He wasn't that fond of Opius Seven anyway, so he probably wouldn't take shore leave.      Melody was out of her seat in record time and sprinting down the passageway. There were close to 700 people on the ship, most would be taking shore leave and crowding the elevators, causing an hour long wait. Melody planned on being one of the first to the elevators. She waved to Pitts as they separated and entered their own cabins. There was no water rationing on the surface of a planet, because they would immediately be hooked up to shore facilities. It was a rare treat and it meant that Melody could shower as long as she wanted, and brush her teeth with clear clean water for a change, not thick recycled crap. Melody actually let the water hit her face for the first time since coming aboard. She had always washed her face in canned water. She hated to waste her weight allowance on common water, but she would not wash her face and pussy with recycled piss. Melody let the water wash over her body as she soaped her slender neck shoulders, and perfect tits. The low gravity of space had many drawbacks, but firm upturned tits were definitely one of the advantages. Melody soaped her tits liberally, then slid her hand down between her legs. If she were to have some action down there as she hoped, she needed it clean and battle ready.      In horror, Melody realized that she had wasted too much time on her shower. She would have to wait hours for an elevator.      In fifteen minutes she was sprinting down the passageway, dressing as she ran. By the time she saw the first people on deck, she was sealing the seam on her shirt. It took only moments to find Pitts, waiting with a small crowd at the edge of the elevator lines. There were already at least a hundred people ahead of her. She swore and walked dejectedly over to Pitts.      "This is the Kings Booty crowd," Pitts said happily.      "The what?"      "The party group. That is what you're looking for, isn't it?"     "Sure, I guess. But we'll never get on the elevators now," Melody said dejectedly.      "We aren't taking the elevators, silly, we are an official liaison party. We take a shuttle."      "Oh shit, that's great. I never trusted these overcrowded elevators anyway," Melody said, not wanting to let on how horrified she was of small places.      The bright lights around most ships showed a milling crowd of people, delivery vehicles, and maintenance vehicles in a continuous flow of action. The bright lights around PRS Kings Booty showed only a handful of people coming and going. The shuttle landed on the edge of the security area, let the seventeen passengers debark, then lifted off immediately, not wanting the shuttle's logo to be associated with the tall silver ship. With some excitement and a little trepidation, the crowd moved toward the quarterdeck in front of the sparkling ship. It was actually a very beautiful and brand new ship which Melody immediately envied.      Amid the laughter and chatter of many voices, Melody suddenly remembered that they were ambassadors of their ship. She stopped on the quarterdeck and saluted. The others suddenly remembered their protocol and saluted as they followed her across the quarterdeck. When they entered they requested permission to come aboard. The automatic responder summoned the human crew, while it hailed and welcomed the visitors. Out of breath, sweaty crew members finally poured onto the quarterdeck and looked at the crowd in awe.      Melody realized that they had not expected anyone to accept their offer. They were taken by surprise.      "W... welcome," an older enlisted man said with a formal salute. Melody liked him immediately. He was tall, good looking, and had brown hair. He met all her prerequisites. His eyes bugged out when he saw that ten of the seventeen visitors were women. His eyes locked onto Melody for several minutes, then he tore his glance away.      "We... we actually were not expecting visitors... I mean not yet," he quickly amended. "Please, come this way," he ushered them inside. He took them to the amusement deck and showed them around as the officers and more important enlisted men quickly showed up, some dressing as they entered.      Drinks were passed out and games played all over the deck. Melody was surprised to see a spotlessly clean ship. Unconsciously, she was looking for the mutants which were reported to be filling pig boats, but she saw none. Finally she got tired of craning her neck to see over the crowd and came right to the point.      "Where are your mutants?" she asked the man who had originally greeted them.      "Is that why you came, to see the mutants?" he asked in amusement. "I'm sorry, but the captain forbid them to come. He's trying to improve our "pig boat" image."      Melody tried to hide her disappointment, but it must have showed in her face. "We came to see something different, not the same old boring ship's dinner," Melody said moodily.      "I know what you mean. Imagine how it is for us, we seldom get visitors because of the old rumors, most of which were unfounded. We had a sulfur based drive that smelled bad. To make matters worse, we had a few early captains who kept a very sloppy ship. That and the fumes led to rumors and the rumors led to more rumors. They were completely unsubstantiated, of course, but nobody bothered to check before they branded our ships. We do have Sabs, Micens, and Picas aboard, but they are as clean as us. The rules are the same for everybody."      "Can you ask the captain to change his rule for tonight? We came to see the whole crew, not just a few humans."      "That's not the job for a lowly chief," the man laughed and pointed at the officers around them, "why don't you ask one of them?"      "I don't know them. I trust you, and I have a feeling that your captain will too. Please?"      "Shit," he said under his breath. Sweat was breaking out on his forehead already. "Ok, what the hell," he said and walked away. In a few minutes several mutants appeared in the room, livening up the conversation. It was obvious that their shipmates enjoyed their company, many were patted on their... backs? And many more were petted absently as they stood beside a fellow male or female crew member. Melody was startled, a little revolted, and completely overjoyed. She inched closer to a Sab and was amazed that Captain Derby's description was accurate. Sabs were small toad-like people with equally long arms and legs. They used both for support. Their bodies were fat and wide, like a toad. But their faces were primarily human, showing their distant lineage.      "Happy?" a voice startled her out of a year of life. She turned to face the chief and was wonderfully horrified to see a Sab standing beside him. "This is Katherine," the chief said happily. "And I am Chief Holly Irons," he said with a grimace.      "Holly?" Melody asked with a skeptical smile.      "My parent's little joke. Katherine can't talk, she speaks through sign language or a computer adapter. Sorry," he said, patting Katherine on her wide head. Her tongue snaked out and licked his hand. Melody jumped back a little, holding her hand to her chest.      "I've heard that a Sab's tongue is two feet long, but I never expected to see it. My name is Melody, by the way."      Katherine's tiny hand came up and made a few gestures, while her other hand supported her weight.      "Katherine said hi, and thanks for including them in the party. Her long tongue is why she can't talk. None of her race can. She is as curious as you are, apparently."      "About women?" Melody asked in confusion as she looked at all the female crew members in the crowd.      "Well sort of. Mostly of fashion and scent," Holly's face crinkled in a smile. "They choose friends by scent. She likes yours, by the way."      "W... well that's good," Melody said uncomfortably.      "Ooops, the party is about to start, there's our captain," Holly said, straightening his clothing self-consciously. Katherine straightened uncomfortably and her eyes seemed to narrow minutely.      "You don't like the captain?" Melody asked unceremoniously.      "Shhhh, not so loud," Holly cautioned. "Our captain doesn't like mutants and doesn't think they belong in the service. He's not well liked by my wife or her people," Holly said, patting Katherine's head again.      "Your wife?" Melody asked in disappointment.      "Katherine," he nodded at the Sab standing next to his knee.      Katherine froze for a moment as she stared at Melody and sniffed, then made a few hand signals to Holly. He looked up at Melody in embarrassment.      "Katherine says you are disappointed and a little angry. Your scent changed," he explained with a shrug.      "I was half hoping... well maybe you and I could..."      "Oh, I see," he also turned half away in embarrassment. Katherine signaled again, but he shook his head quickly. She pushed against his knee and repeated the signals. He finally nodded and let out his breath in a gust.      "Katherine says she is willing to share, she would like you to join us after the party," he finished in a rush of words. Melody squinted as the meaning of his words sank in. Suddenly her eyes widened and she looked around the room before looking at them and nodding. "I came for an experience, I can't think of a more... sure, I'd love too."      "Oh, boy!" Holly said enthusiastically. Katherine nudged his knee and he looked down in embarrassment. The party began with a formal ringing of a bell.      Melody started for the table, then stopped in confusion when she saw a pond in the middle of it.      "Oh man, the captain's really out to embarrass the mutants tonight," Holly said angrily.      "Why?" Melody looked around at the captain in confusion. He was amiable and smiling at everyone around him. Katherine jumped up and landed in a depression next to the pond. Melody laughed and clapped happily. Katherine turned and bowed with what appeared to be a smile on her wide face.      "He wants them to eat out of the communal pond," Holly said, rigid with anger.      "Is that bad?"      "It's embarrassing, to say the least. They can eat off a plate like everybody else. He wants to embarrass them, and us. Now you will see why they have those long tongues. They can stretch out to four feet, by the way."      "What if we refuse to be embarrassed?" Melody asked, looking at the captain with new eyes.      "It won't matter, he will take every horrified look, stony expression, or mutter and turn it to his favor. There is no way to outmaneuver a man like that."      "What to bet?" Melody asked, silently signaling to Pitts across the table. "What's in the pond, by the way?"      "Fish, eels, sand grubs," he said with his head lowered so the captain wouldn't notice the hatred in his eyes.      Katherine's tongue suddenly snaked out and a wiggling eel was curled into her mouth. Melody squealed and clapped, patting Katherine on the back. She rolled up her sleeves, moved closer to the pond, and made a grab at a passing fish. She scooped the flopping fish out of the water, but lost control of it. It jumped up, wiggling in the air and started falling back into the pond. Katherine's tongue snaked out and caught the fish before it touched the water. Crew members and guest clapped loudly. Pitts with several others, rolled up her sleeves and approached the pond. Before long the Sabs and visitors were both competing for the most fish. The Sabs won, of course.      The captain pushed away from the table and stormed out in fury. Holly laughed and patted Melody on the back.      "You've done it," he said with a roar. "You are actually the first to get the better of him. This is a truly memorable night," he added with a fond grin.      "It will be," Katherine signaled, licking her lips as she watched Melody eat. Melody paused when she noticed them looking at her. They quickly looked away and let her eat in peace.      "Oh wow, this is huge," Melody said as they led her into their cabin. It was three times the size of hers. She turned to find Holly and Katherine sitting on the couch, looking at her. She smiled self-consciously and approached the couch. Katherine signaled for Melody to set next to them. Melody suddenly felt the urge to run away, now that the moment was there, but she moved closer to the couch and sat, afraid that her shaky knees would no longer support her.      "Katherine says I can do anything to please you," Holly said nervously.      "What about her, isn't she going to..." Melody started to say "play" then thought how corny that would sound.      "She's more than willing, if you're sure that's what you want," Holly said, even more nervous now.      "I would love to see how you two... I mean," Melody stopped in embarrassment. Katherine signaled for several moments. Holly nodded in understanding.      "Melody, this is hard for all of us. The prudent thing to do would be forget the whole thing and go home. But you, like most of us, want memories. You want to sit around when you're 190 and remember this day and more like it. When you're old and too crippled to move, you want to sit in the sun and smile, while everyone around you has memories of working at a real job and a few memorable vacations. I don't blame you. For me, this is so special, as you can imagine. With a mutant wife, it's very special for me to touch somebody with my own size and shape. But we won't get anywhere if we can't talk. I am known for being shy, I was hoping that you weren't. Just say what you want, don't beat around the bush. Besides, Katherine has a built in lie detector. Your smell changes when you lie, so don't bother. Just say what you want, our time is too short for mistakes."      "I want Katherine to put that two foot long tongue to work on me, while you make love to her," Melody said in a gush of words. Holly immediately turned red, clear up to his ears. His wife bounced happily on the couch and clapped her tiny hands together.      Katherine pushed Holly and he moved over a few feet. Katherine motioned for Melody to sit between them. Reluctantly, Melody stood and moved to the newly vacated area. She was afraid that Katherine might want to kiss, which was totally out of the question. To her relief, Katherine put her head near Melody's chest and sniffed, then her tongue slid into Melody's shirt and began caressing her ample breasts. Holly slid closer to Melody and brought his mouth down to hers.      Melody was reluctant at first, probably because she was picturing where that mouth had been. But in moments she melted into Holly's arms and responded with her hungry mouth on his. She was panting and squirming in no time. Katherine knew exactly where to touch her and how hard. Melody suddenly realized that her own smell was giving her away, telling Katherine exactly where to caress. With a half smile Melody pictured herself standing at the top of a cliff, ready to fall off. Her body changed immediately and her heart jumped. With a squeal Katherine jumped back and looked at Melody in fear.      "Just kidding," Melody said, then explained her little joke. Katherine struck her on the shoulder with her tiny fist, while Holly rolled with laughter. Katherine gave him a "you'll pay later" look and resumed her tongue caress of Melody's soft chest and armpits. Melody unconsciously reached down and opened her shirt, making it easier for Katherine's long soft tongue to snake over her boobs. She tossed the shirt aside. A little mechanical slid out of the wall, collected the shirt and disappeared unnoticed.      While continuing the passionate kiss, Holly reached over to Katherine and unseamed her shirt down the back. It opened and fell, held on only by her arms. She slid out of it and Melody was amazed to see normal womanly breasts hanging down in front of Katherine's five foot wide body. Melody's hands were drawn to the breasts. She twisted the nipples in her fingers and watched them harden. Katherine moaned, it was the first sound that Melody had heard her make. Melody pulled at the large tits in a milking kind of caress. She pulled and let them slide out of her hands, then grabbed them again, repeating the gesture over and over. They felt good in her hands, and Katherine's quick breathing assured her that it felt good to Katherine.      Holly reached down and manipulated the magnetic lock on Melody's skirt. In a moment the belt and seam fell open, revealing her foot long lace bordered panties, and the soft white skin of her legs. Melody felt both nervous and excited. She lifted up as Katherine grabbed her lace panties and pulled. In a moment she sat stark naked in front of the strangers.      While Holly and Melody continued the kiss, Katherine curled her long tongue half around Melody's left breast, up under her armpit and around the front of her neck, then she slowly licked Melody's left ear. Melody could help but associate the incredibly long tongue with a snake. Her shiver brought another response from Katherine, but Melody was too enthralled by the kiss to notice.      Holly suddenly broke the kiss and looked down at Melody. "Katherine says you're ready," he said with a gentle smile. His hand engulfed Melody's right breast and fondled it while he talked. His eyes slid down her body and he took a deep shuddering breath, before looking into her eyes again.      "Re... ready for what?" Melody asked in confusion.      "Ready for the... ready for her to... you know," he said, suddenly at a loss for words.      "Oh, that," Melody said in sudden comprehension. She turned and looked at Katherine, who now sat on the floor between her lily white legs. Melody was so excited and a little terrified.      "Don't worry, Katherine would never hurt you," Holly whispered as he pulled Melody's shoulders back until they rested against the arm of the couch. She now lay sprawled with her legs open and the incredible woman between them. She had never felt so helpless in her entire life.      "Katherine says she can shape her tongue into any shape that fits, and she can feel when there is just enough. It will feel wonderful," Holly tried to reassure her. By now Melody was shaking, her breath came out in harsh little gasps.      "G... g... go ahead," Melody said to Katherine. She felt even more nervous than she did on her first time.      Katherine began by licking Melody's legs and inner thighs. She snaked over Melody's abdomen, leaving a wet trail of saliva wherever she touched. Melody felt both the warmth of the tongue and the chill of wetness on her super-sensitive skin. She shuddered in anticipation, gasping when the tongue lightly caressed her open crotch as it passed.      Two things were pretty standard in the service, they had been customary for almost five hundred years. All men were circumcised, and all women were hairless in the area of their crotch. This not only improved health and cleanliness, it also made women soft and more sensitive to the slightest touch. Besides, it was much more fun to play with a hairless woman.      Katherine placed the tip of her tongue against Melody's baby soft pubs and licked it lightly. Melody gasped and shot up from the arm of the couch. Holly gently pressed her back down so she wouldn't hurt herself when the big moment came. Suddenly, it was time. When Katherine decided that Melody was ready she placed her tongue at the entrance of Melody's vulva and pushed slowly but persistently. Her tongue slid smoothly inside. To Melody's horror and pleasure, it continued to slide inside long past anything she had ever felt inside her before. It narrowed and curled, nearly rolling itself into a squirming, slithering ball deep inside her womb. Melody's eyes bugged out as the huge member stopped slithering inside and began to churn. She choked and sprang up, unable to believe the tremendous surge of activity inside her loins. It was so horribly wonderful, paling any other experience she had ever had to something comical in comparison.      "Oh shit!" Melody screamed, watching her hips buck involuntarily in response to the tongue churning inside her. "Oh shit, she's filling me up," Melody screamed in horrified fascination. Her eyes were suddenly drawn to Holly, who was now naked and approaching Katherine from behind. Holly unseamed her pants and slid them down her short legs. She immediately raised up and presented her pussy to his huge, throbbing prick.      "I have got to be the luckiest man in the universe," he whispered as he slammed his meat into Katherine, while his eyes were riveted to Melody's beautiful pussy. The sight of Melody, nakedly sprawled across his couch, with his wife's long tongue shoved between her legs, was one he would never forget.      "This has to be a dream," he gasped as his hips slammed into Katherine's humanly shaped ass. She was extremely excited herself. Her tongue was rapidly churning inside Melody, almost to the point of causing pain. Melody's breath came in short little gasps. She adjusted her position so she would not feel quite so full, but it didn't work. Then she felt the fire in her loins, the fire that warned of an approaching orgasm.      "Oh shit, I'm going to explode," Melody screamed in horror. "This is so strong," she moaned thrusting her pussy against Katherine's tongue. "Oh Katherine, I love this so much!!!" Melody screamed and began thrashing on the couch, in the throes of her biggest orgasm ever. She screamed and beat the couch with her fists, thrashing her head from side to side in here exquisite agony. Her crotch bucked against Katherine's tongue, rocking her head back slightly when it struck.     After watching for a moment Holly could take no more. With a yell he smashed his hips into Katherine, slamming her forward. He lay rubbing her wide, soft back as his tremendous cock shot it's load into her upturned pussy. After an eternity, both people lay spent and gasping for breath.      When Holly pulled out of his wife's pussy, she snaked her tongue down between her own chubby legs and slid it up inside herself. With her eyes closed her tongue expanded and slithered wildly inside her until she screamed and fell forward on Melody's buttery soft thighs. She lay there gasping and shuddering, nearly in Melody's pussy, until her orgasm passed.      "My God, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen!" Melody gasped as she watched the long tongue slide out of Katherine's pussy and roll up into her mouth.      "I never get tired of watching that," Holly said with a smile. "And I never have to worry about cumming before she does."      They lay naked, talking about different things. It was obvious right from the start that Holly could not take his eyes off Melody. He lay visually feasting on her body, as he tried to carry on a conversation. His pecker was rock hard and throbbing in no time.      "I have to make love to you," Holly finally said in nervous haste.      "Ok," Melody said lamely, looking at Katherine to make sure it was all right with her. She smiled, or appeared too, and nodded to Melody.      "What about Katherine?" Melody did not want to leave out the misshapen woman with the big heart.      "She will help," Holly said with an innocent expression. This satisfied Melody, who wanted to be fucked as badly as Holly wanted to fuck her. With her guilt assuaged, she eagerly welcomed Holly into her arms. In a moment they were in a tight embrace. Melody could feel the rock hard prick nuzzling between her legs. It was nearly inside her already. Lost in the passionate kiss, Melody changed positions minutely until the huge pecker pressed against her wet pussy, then slid eagerly inside.      Melody gasped and shuddered, but maintained the kiss with Holly. Suddenly she felt something wrong. There was another prick at the entrance of her ass, pressed up against her tight little ring. She had never had a prick up her ass before, and she knew it would hurt. Suddenly, the tip of the prick wiggled and tried to push it's way inside her.      In horror she realized that it was not a prick. Before she could respond, the rigid tongue slid up inside her ass, nearly splitting her apart. With the huge pecker inside her, and the long tongue up her ass, she immediately felt too full. She groaned in pain, but slowly began riding Holly's stiff prick. As Katherine's tongue easily followed her moving ass, Melody grew more sure of herself and sat up, concentrating all her efforts into riding the huge piece of meat. Rocking gently, the tongue and prick vied for her attention. The prick was filling her up, but the tongue was swimming agilely inside her ass, like a swarm of snakes. The tremendous heat in her ass was flowing into her wet pussy, creating and erotic feeling like never before. The wet squishing sound of her pussy sliding up and down on the prick was erotic, if a little embarrassing. Katherine's tongue made no sound at all, other than Melody's groans in response to it's torture. As Melody's asshole expanded, Katherine slid more tongue inside her, filling her to the bursting point.      "Oh shit, I'm cumming!" Melody screamed, almost afraid of her approaching orgasm. If the last orgasm was big, this one would be tremendous.      "I'm cumming, oh I'm cumming!" Melody screamed, roughly rocking on Holly's huge piece of meat. Katherine snaked her tongue around even faster, as Melody grew hotter.      Holly was groaning and massaging Melody's perfect tits. He wished he could get one into his mouth, but Melody was too preoccupied to respond to a request. He contented himself with mashing the wonderful breasts in his hands, while watching Melody's beautiful face twist in passion.      "Oh yeah," he said suddenly as his orgasm exploded out of nowhere. Melody was done. Her extremely sensitive pussy wanted him to stop, but he was in the throes of orgasm and couldn't stop. He picked her up and slammed her down on his prick until it finally exploded, shooting his hot load inside her. With Holly shooting her full of cum, and Katherine's tongue still splitting her ass apart, Melody felt another orgasm starting. She suddenly rocked on Holly's cock, sliding forward and back despite his protests. It took only a moment for her second orgasm to explode, tearing her sweet little loins apart.      When Melody fell forward, Holly finally captured one nipple in his eager mouth and he began sucking like a child. Melody liked it and began to relax, then Katherine slowly began sliding her tongue out of Melody's ass. Melody's eyes widened in horror as she felt the tremendously long tongue pulling out. It felt like it had been in clear up to her stomach. It finally came out with a little plop and her asshole slowly began to close.      "That was so gross," Melody said, petting Holly's head as he suckled her left breast, "but it felt so wonderful. How can I ever be content with normal sex again," she sighed sadly.      "If we're in the neighborhood you won't have too," Holly said with a smile.      "I need to get back, I have second watch," Melody said dreamily. "Can I come back when my watch is over?"      Holly smiled and nodded. "You're welcome any time. I will leave your name on the quarterdeck as a repeat visitor. You won't have any trouble getting aboard.      "Great," Melody said, looking around for her clothes. Katherine ran over to a wall outlet and pressed a button. Melody realized that Katherine did not actually look like a toad, now that she was naked. She looked more like a human doughnut without the hole. She had all the right equipment, but he was stretched in the middle.      Katherine lifted a hand in front of Melody's face. She blinked and looked at her clothes, hanging on storage bars. Melody's clothes were now cleaned and pressed.      "No telltale wrinkles," Holly said with a smile.      "How thoughtful," Melody said, slipping into her skirt. Holly was disappointed to lose the view of the absolutely perfect woman's nakedness. But he was reassured by the thought that she would soon return. She looked and tasted absolutely delicious. He knew that Katherine agreed, she had not made a sign since they finished. She had never been so impressed by any woman before.      Melody thought her watch would never end. She immediately changed clothes and pushed her way to the head of the line at the elevator, disregarding the shouts of anger. She slid into the elevator when it opened and waited impatiently for the doors to close so she could continue her new adventure. This would not be her last visit, far from it. Both ships were in port for over a week. Melody stood on the cement and watched the Kings Booty disappearing through the clouds. She was heartbroken. It took her nearly a month to get over her grief and resume her life. She would not see the Kings Booty again for over a year. The longest year of her life. THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

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"Teen Shower Cam" I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new and very pretty design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. The site has many galleries of hot babes in the shower & bath, plus hidden cam and vintage porn galleries. The galleries are rotated each month so there are always hot, new and wet babes to look at. "Teen Shower Cam" is a member of the "CyberAge Platinum" Network and that means - not only do you get access to thousands of other sites when you join, but also that it's a damn good site! Click on the link, take the FREE tour and find out for yourself.

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"Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian twins (or some girls that just alike). I really like the site. Of course, I love the babes on the site; there're some really sexy ones. And to make it even better, they're twins. They're not just twins, they're lesbian twins. Well actually not all of them are twins. Some are just hot lesbians that look alike... So,  Shhhhh, don't tell anybody. Let's keep it our little secret - LOL. Anyway, I like the design of the site. Of course I do... I designed it - LOL. Aside from the aesthetics, it's easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and did I mention - tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot some of the pics, but the majority, I licensed from an image broker. And because "Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Sleepy Toons
 

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Happy Easter from Pervert Jack

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