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Saturday, January 12, 2008

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I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the mid to late 1940's or even the early 1950's.

Technically... This photo is not too bad - actually I like it. The composition is good, the set and background is nicely done, the lighting is good, the use of shadows and light is very good, and the contrast is excellent.

The Model... A fucking babe with beautiful jet-black hair, pretty face, dark & sultry eyes, a nice smile, full lips, and a slender body with really nice, BIG boobs. She is deffo the whole package and looks great in the black lingerie and black thigh-high stockings. And from her look, I would pleasantly assume that she has a really nice pussy with dark lipps and a beautiful trimmed bush of jet-black pubic hair... Mmmm...

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The Model:  Mmmm... What more can I say besides she is a fucking babe that I would love to Pleasure for a night or two... or a lifetime or two.
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Friday, January 11, 2008

Adult Erotica - Five Card Stud

    Nancy Matten came awake as the red light above her door began flashing in time with a subtle beeping sound issuing from her ceiling. She sat up and yawned, stretching magnificently, before rushing over to the sink. She placed her mouth on the mouthpiece and flashed her teeth clean. Licking her lips, she sat on the bed and waited. In a moment she heard the gentle tap on her door. She stood, smoothed down her antiquated white girdle, and pulled up her black sheer stockings.
    "Ok," she said to herself. "Look happy," a sarcastic note tainted her voice as she opened the door. A man in an old, corroded steal pressure suit entered, giving her a huge grin as he tossed his helmet into a corner.
    "Hugh," she said with some enthusiasm. Hugh was not only a steady, reliable John, he was also something of a friend. He was a jet jockey with a small mining ship called the Rushmore, which he mainly used for local exploration. In other words, he knocked around the asteroid belt until he became horny, then sought out one of the pleasure satellite's notorious beauties. Nancy didn't mind, he was a bit stingy, but not half as weird as most of her clients.
    "Welcome back," she said, guiding him to the red velvet couch. She helped him off with the pressure suit and held her nose as she pointed toward the showers. He chuckled as he stalked off in his long johns.
    "Feel free to use the laundry on those horrible things," she called behind him. "Can this thing be washed?" she asked, holding the top portion of his pressure suit.
    "Only with a chemical wash," he called back from the shower. "Don't worry, you get used to it," he laughed.
    "Oh no I won't. If I ever get a ship of my own, I will have a change of suits, one for each day."
    "You, on a ship of your own?" Hugh chuckled as he returned, drying his hair.
    "What, that's funny?"
    "Sure. Space is no place for a woman. Women should stay in the bedroom where it's safe," he laughed, tossing the wet towel over her head.
    "Be careful what you say, space boy, or you will have to find a new whore. And possibly a new set of balls," she added in a mumble.
    "Can I get a blowjob?" he asked, bouncing on the bed. He slid a hand up her shapely stocking-covered leg. She looked at the dirty, scarred hand and pushed it away impatiently.
    "That's all you came for, a blowjob?"
    "Sure. We get to daydreaming out there, in the coldness of space. It's what keeps us going. For me it's a vision of you blowing me."
    "How romantic," she said sarcastically.
    "Yeah," he grinned. "So how about it?"
    "Sure, lay back," she said in a bored voice. She sat motionless for a moment until a tick began in her left eye, signifying that her empathy chip had been activated. There was an immediate change in her demeanor. She suddenly desired the blowjob as much as he did. "Strip," she said with a sexy smile.
    "God how I love this," he said, tearing the towel from his waist. He looked down enthusiastically, as she slid between his legs, rubbing them as she advanced. She gave him an erotic look before she went down on his throbbing cock. It slid between her warm lips and he gasped. "Oh yes," he said, leaning back on the bed. He closed his eyes and ground his teeth as her talented mouth fully engulfed his genetically enlarged penis, swallowing the huge sausage as if it were nothing.
    "My God, you are so good," he gasped as her warm wet lips slid up and down on his cock. Her tongue slid along the side of his cock, touching just the right place beneath the circumcised head of his cock. How she knew where to stimulate, he never knew. It was like she could crawl into his mind and feel what he felt. She could, of course. Her empathy implant served that very purpose. Any whore worth her salt, sprang for the most basic of implants. Empathy was a big part of it.
    Nancy stopped and slid her tongue back and forth over the head of his cock. He jerked upright. She gasped in response, feeling the intense pleasure shooting through her own body. They were phantom feelings, of course, not nearly as strong as those in Hugh's own body.
    She bobbed up and down rapidly, then stopped and sucked the head of his cock as her tongue danced across the sensitive head and along the sides. Hugh gave a slight scream and fell back, grasping the blanket in his worn, calloused hands.
    "Oh fuck," he screamed, barely able to endure the wonderful sensation between his legs. He reached down and held Nancy's head in his hand, feeling it's softness and warmth as it bobbed beneath it. Hugh began curling his toes, just second before the big explosion. He held his breath and clenched his ass muscles, before he finally screamed and fell back to the bed again.
    "Yesssss!!!" he screamed, withering on the bed. He looked down at the beautiful face, now sipping his cum, and threw his legs around the incredible beauty. It was only a moment before the entire contents of his loins had passed from his cock, into her mouth and down to her stomach. She smacked her lips and sat up, wiping her mouth on the back of her hand.
    "Incredible!" Hugh gasped, springing up on the bed and pulling her into a hug. "That was fucking incredible."
    "It was a fucking waste," she said with a slight pout on her face. "All that meat and not even one little fuck. I miss the feeling of that huge sausage of yours splitting my tail. When do I get mine?"
    "Next time, I promise," he said, hugging her again. Her eye twitched as she mentally disconnected her empathy chip. She suddenly needed to wash.
    "I think that's what you said last time," she said, climbing to her feet.
    "Did I? Sorry about that. How much time do I have?"
    Nancy looked at the back of her hand. The chronometer chip implanted there ran off the nervous energy of her body.
    "Three fucking hours," she gasped. "Do you want to get cleaned up and try again?" she asked hopefully.
    "No, I've had enough. I was only out for a week. I mostly wanted companionship. Hey, do you play poker?"
    Nancy felt her hackles rise. Didn't he know? She had an empathy chip, a mathematics chip, and about fifteen other's. He didn't have a chance against her.
    "Weren't you ever told, never play poker with a whore?" she said resentfully.
    "No, I don't think so."
    "Well I'm telling you now. Never play poker with a whore, they have an unfair advantage."
    "Chicken?"
    "What?" she asked in amazement.
    "Afraid to lose your hard-earned money," he said, patting the bed. "Afraid of getting fucked by a real man in a man's game?"
    "No, you son-of-a-bitch, I'm not. If you want to lose your money, that's fine with me. But I want an impartial witness, I'm not getting stiffed."
    "Fine."
    "Fine. Elton, get in here," she shouted at the ceiling. She heard the heavy footsteps rushing toward the door. Too late she realized that he expected an emergency. He busted through the door with an enforcer in hand, looking for somebody to shoot. He automatically centered his weapon on Hugh.
    "Whoa," Hugh shouted, holding up his hands.
    "At ease, Elton," Nancy said, holding up a deck of cards from her dresser. "This is a friendly game. Put the gun away."
    "You little bitch," Elton said, wiping the sweat from his bald head. "I lost a year of life getting here."
    "This man wants to play poker," Nancy said incredulously.
   "Are you serious?" Elton gasped.
    "I insist," Hugh said confidently.
    "You'll lose?" Elton shrugged, sitting on the red couch.
    "I think I can beat one little whore," Hugh sneered. Nancy suddenly wondered how she could have liked the guy. He was an asshole. Elton suddenly realized why she wanted to teach him a lesson. He was an asshole.
    "New deck," Nancy said, showing him the seal, then tossing the cards across the table.

    Nancy walked through the BX looking at pressure suits. She found a rack of suits her size and waved to get the clerk's attention.
    "I'll take 7 of these," she pointed. The girl behind the counter hurried up to the rack of suits and began tossing them on the cart.
    "That's a lot of credits," she warned over her shoulder. "Hey, don't you work here?" she asked in surprise.
    "Not any more. I own the Rushmore, a small mining ship. Oh, and I will also need some cleaning supplies, the last captain was a slob.

    Nancy waited for clearance from the tower, then broke connection with the dock. As she drifted away from the Pleasure Palace she looked at the charts, conveniently left by the previous captain. After much study, she decided to follow his leads. If he was right, there was a large deposit of silver on GW3-13. It wouldn't bring her a fortune, but it was a start, and it was close by. He had been too lazy to mine it for so little return. Nancy was not.
    She couldn't wait to fill the hold and return. The Pleasure Palace had a new whore. He was inexperienced, but he had a cock like a sausage. Just what she needed after a long tour in space.
    With a loud, almost insane laugh, Nancy pushed the stick forward and blasted out into the unknown.

THE END!
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Thursday, January 10, 2008

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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. 

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. 

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. 

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. 

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels 

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica 

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. 

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. 

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. 

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. 

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. 

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. 

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. 

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. 

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. 

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. 

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

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Poetry - BREASTS 2 C & NO SEX W/ME
 

BREASTS 2 C & NO SEX W/ME
 

YOUR DESIRE
2 PUSH UP YOUR BREASTS
4 EVERY 1 2 C
IS REALLY STARTING
2 BOTHER ME
WITH MANY LOW CUT TOPS
IT'S REALLY QUITE A SHOW
WHILE U STRIVE FOR ATTENTION
FROM OTHERS
R BED OF LOVE
IS STARTING 2 WEATHER AND GO

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Hairy Tuesday

It seems so strange that a Hairy Pussy is now considered a fetish... Mmmm, I so love Hairy Pussy... Not like an overgrown jungle or anything like that, but a nice, trimmed, silky-soft, natural looking bush is just puuurrfect.
 

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Monday, January 7, 2008

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Adult Jokes

1. A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden on their Wyoming ranch. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs. "The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain  shit in our garden."

2. A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States... He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says… "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps,  FREE medical care and free education!" The passerby says... "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says... "I no American, I Vietnamese" The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says... "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East,
I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled he asks her... "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says... "Probably at work!"

3. A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer replies that the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the woman hands over the keys to her new Mercedes-Benz SLR. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She produces the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the woman for using a $450,000 Mercedes as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Mercedes into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we did a background check and found out that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is: why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The woman calmly replies, "Where else in New York City could I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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Sunday, January 6, 2008

Blogger Babe - Roxetta

Roxetta is a very fun & sexy 24 year old, 5’8, 122 lb, red headed, White Hottie. She has just past her shoulder natural red hair, and yes I say natural, because her cuff deffo matches her collar – if you know what I mean. She has a beautiful, very photogenic face with pretty, clear-blue eyes, a big beautiful & bright smile, very full, blow-job lips, huge 34DD breasts with big, round & tan nipples, a great hour-glass, 34DD-24-36, figure with a flat stomach, firm butt, nice legs, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arch and a very nice, pink pussy with a natural bush of neatly trimmed red hair. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

Blogger Babe - Roxetta
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I saw Roxetta's pic in an agent's book and immediately knew that I wanted to work with her. Not only did her beautiful big boobs stand out, but also her big full lips, big beautiful smile, her red hair, and her beautiful bush of natural-red, pubic hair… Yummy… She had it so together. I just knew that she would be great to work with, and she was so hot, that if I didn't book her soon, she would move up the adult food chain so fast that I would never be able to book her for a shoot. My fingers couldn't dial the agent's number quick enough. Apparently, since he posted her photo, he had a lot of interest in her. He answered the phone saying “Hey Neo, you want to book Roxetta don't you?” Sometimes I hate when people know me so well… But, come to find out, it's not that he knew me so well (even though he does), it was that every photographer was calling to book her. He said that he would send her over for an interview within the hour. Woo-Hoo!
 

Blogger Babe - Roxetta
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Thirty (30) minutes later this big-breasted vision of beauty was sitting in my office. We talked, and not only was she hot, but she was also very sweet. And not only did I fall in love with her huge tits, I also fell in love with her captivating smile, her full lips, her blue eyes and her wonderful personality. I booked her on the spot for a shoot the following day. During our talk I found out that she had never done any type of modeling before and was just wanting to try it to see what it was like. What? OMG! Hard to believe that she was a total newbie and even harder to believe that she was wanting to do adult - just see what it was like. I went into Savior mode and gave her “The Talk” about doing adult vs doing non-adult and told her that she should deffo be doing mainstream (non-adult) modeling. Of course I also told her that I would help her with her portfolio and help her get a mainstream agent, etc. etc. etc… But if she was determined to do adult work, then she should deffo not do any videos or any hardcore stills, and she should also be really picky as to what type of softcore modeling she does. She was deffo high-class Playboy material. But she was not listening, her mind was made up, and besides, she had already booked a hardcore video that was scheduled to shoot in a couple of days. Big sigh…
 

Blogger Babe - Roxetta
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The next day Roxetta showed up on time for our shoot. She had big smile, a great attitude and was ready to get to work. And, even though it was her first shoot, she was a pleasure to work with. She moved well, she took direction well and she so knew how to work the camera. Her first shoot??? Hmmm… could have fooled me. She definitely had a great presence in front of the camera and if she played her cards right (no porn), she could go very far in modeling. Of course I reiterated this to her; telling her that hardcore was deffo a mistake and that she'd really would regret it later. Did I overstep my bounds? Probably. But I just hate to see people make stupid mistakes. Anyway, with a huge smile on her face and a song in her heart, she reiterated to me that her mind was already made up and she really wanted to try some hardcore porn. How sad! I dropped the subject…
 

Roxetta at www.triplexcams.com
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Anyway, in less than 4 hours we did eleven (11) different setups including; Cheerleader, a naughty schoolgirl, a very hot and sexy Nurse, black Lingerie, two BDSM scenes (with the goodies supplied by Eros Boutique), a voyeur bathroom scene, and of course, we also shot sleeping girl scenes. Not just one, but two sleeping girl scenes. Mmmm…
 

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A couple of weeks after our shoot, she called to tell me that I was right and that she should have listened to me. Apparently she had a not-so-good experience or two and was not even sure if she wanted to model anymore. So sad. Our conversation was brief with promises of getting together and talking soon. Of course I never heard from her again. I tried calling recently to book her for a real (non-adult) modeling job, but her number was disconnected.
 

Blogger Babe - Roxetta
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Anyway, if you want to see more of Roxetta, check out; "Porn Jester's White Girls," "Triple X Cams," "Peep Hole Show" and "Somnophilia.com - Sex with Sleeping Girls".
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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