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Archived December 10, 2006 - December 16, 2006 .
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I think this photo was shot sometime in the 1960's. I don't care too much for this week's Retro Photo. Technically there is absolutely nothing to like about it. Again, like so many other bad photos, it is just all one tone of grey with no contrast, no fancy lighting, no nothing. And to top it off, the model's pose is really cheesy - but I guess that's the one thing that kind of makes the photo interesting. Well maybe not interesting, but the pose (and especially the look on the model's face) at least makes the photo humorous. Speaking of the model. Not really a lot to say here either. She's not attractive, she's really kinda doughy, and I certainly don't like her hair. But, she does have great, big, huge, giant, large & massive titties with great, big, huge, giant, large & massive nipples - Oh My Goodness. It would deffo be fun to play with those floppies. Besides her overly immense & ample boobies, she does look like she has a good sense of humor... So I guess those two qualities are what I do like about her - Humor & tits - Great combination. The photo doesn't
work for me at all and the model... well, what can I say? She has great,
big, huge, giant, large & massive hooters and that deffo works for
me. I'd do her :o)
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Thursday, December 14, 2006
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"Nude Pregnant Women" is another older site that I have completely redesigned. I upgraded it to surpass all the requirements of a "CyberAge Platinum" site. The outside splash pages have a whole new look - very clean, simple and easy to navigate. Inside is new as well. I added 30 hot, new galleries with 1000's of new photos of sexy pregnant women & naughty teen girls. "Nude Pregnant Women" has pregnant schoolgirls, pregnant cheerleaders, pregnant skater chicks, pregnant teens in lingerie, lesbians eating pregnant pussy, pregnant babes in bondage, pregnant girls in uniform, pregnant teens masturbating with dildos and much, much more. "Nude Pregnant Women" is very nicely done. Banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal, there are no consoles, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. And... since "Nude Pregnant Women" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site, that means you also get unlimited access to over 300,000 other adult sites, live chat, XXX movies, adult videos, live sex shows and much more. And... you get all of this for less than the cost of a week's supply of diapers.
"China Dolls" is another of my favorite sites. Hello... it's all Asian!!! :o) The site is designed well and it's very easy to navigate. There are no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. I hate those things so I don't incorporate them into my sites. "China Dolls" has over 300 photos of Asian Teens divided into 7 different galleries - which are updated monthly with fresh new pictures. "China Dolls" is a "CyberAge PLATINUM" site. And again, that means that when you become a "CyberAge" member you get FREE access to over 300,000 adult sites, XXX movies, live chat, live sex shows and much, much more. It really is a good deal... so take the FREE tour and check it out for yourself - "Click here to take the FREE CyberAge tour." Or just click on the link and go straight to the "China Dolls" site.
"Triple X Toons" is a sexy hard-core toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, colorful, fast loading and very enticing. In addition to the main splash page and sign-up page there is a four page tour to give you an idea of what you'll find in the members area. But keep in mind, these tour pages are softcore - not like the type of hardcore toons that are on the inside. I'm deffo trying to give surfers a little more for their money with this site. Inside there are seven galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. Dang, what more could you want? The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Triple X Toons" is a "CyberSex Prestige Plus Site" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a CyberSex newsletter and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.
"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" The site design is good and of course it's easy to navigate. The splash pages are fairly quick loading and have quite a few sample pictures to give you an idea what's inside. Inside there are 9 separate galleries with over 300 photos of teens in uniform: everything from cheerleaders & schoolgirls to flight attendants, doctors, nurses, bus drivers, marines, french maids and more. The galleries are updated on a regular basis (monthly) with fresh new pics. "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" is an Adult Check Gold site. And that means that it's high quality, gives you access to thousands of other sites and has very few banners and no entrapments or other annoying shit that pisses you off. Check it out!
"Porn Jester's Latina Girls" features many full galleries of Latina Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, Lesbians, Exotic Brunette Beauties and just some really sweet & cute Hispanic Hotties. Plus galleries of erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, the most important thing - 1000's of photos of South of the Border Babes - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of sweet Muchacha Muff. "Porn
Jester's Latina Girls" has a nice, clean,
simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out.
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site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links,
no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept
to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult
Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When
you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites,
PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult
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Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries,
live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more So, check out "Porn
Jester's Latina Girls". You won't be disappointed.
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 posted by: Pervert
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The Black Leather Blindfold and "7 Piece Fantasy Restraint Kit" modeled by Jade Moore were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures - Eros Boutique. Christmas is only a couple of weeks
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We all like to watch, so here's something for that "Pervert" in all of us... Enjoy! posted by: Neo ©
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Monday, December 11, 2006
posted by: Swenson
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1. Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...... There's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too," Lars said. "Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Whatever you want.... Just gonna be the two of us.” 2. A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a brother" Santa wrote back," Okay, but FIRST SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" 3.
Three guys pass away on Christmas Eve and are met by St. Peter. St. Peter
says, "In honor of the season, you must each possess something that symbolizes
Christmas." The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two
lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on. "What do they symbolize?"
asks St. Peter. "They're candles!" "Ah! You may pass through the Pearly
Gates. The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple
sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes them. "What do they symbolize?"
inquires St. Peter. "They're bells!" "Ah! You may pass through the pearly
gates!" The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets, finally
pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman's panties. He holds them up proudly.
Puzzled, St. Peter asks, "What do they symbolize?" "They're Carol's!"
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Tonnes of Great
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Sunday, December 10, 2006 Megan Martinez is an abso-fucking-lutely
cute & petite, 19 year old, 5’1, 98 lb, Latina spinner. She has beautiful
& shiny, shoulder length, dark brown hair, sexy brown eyes that can
bring a dribble to your pants, nice blow job lips, a very bright &
innocent smile, pierced tongue, a tiny body with a very nice figure (21
inch waist), small & firm 34B tits with nice round, chocolate brown
nipples, a flat stomach with a pierced belly button, a cute butt, a completely
shaved pussy with yummy dark lipps, and a great “cum-fuck-me” doggy style
arch. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
I saw Megan's pic in an agent's book and I could not believe my eyes. Oh my… I instantly fell head over heels for her. And I also knew that I wanted to meet, interview, fall in love and have hot & wild sex with her – not to mention hire her for a photo shoot as well. I had already planned out our entire lives by the time I called her agent to set up an interview. A few hours later the phone rang
and it was Megan. She had a great voice that went well with her cuteness.
We talked and flirted for a while and sometime during our conversation,
while I was not acting like a love sick puppy and tripping over my tongue,
I managed to talk business and discuss the shoot. She said she was interested
and I immediately hired her over the phone for a shoot the following morning.
We said our good-byes and as the phone found the cradle, I realized that
I again broke my own “Never book & shoot a model before you interview
her” rule… Oh well… Fuck the interview process. I was already in love and…
besides, I had a good feeling that even though she looked like the sweet
& innocent girl next door, she was a professional and would not flake
on the shoot or turn out to be a total psycho.
The next morning Megan showed up on time with a smile on her face, a song in her heart and an itch between her legs that only I could scratch. Actually, you know, I just made that last part up. It was more my wish than a fact. Actually it was all my wish and not a fact at all. Hey a photographer can dream can't he? Anyway, we talked, laughed, flirted,
fucked (oops – my imagination again), checked ID's, filled out paper work
and got to work. If you can call it work… Sometimes I sooo love my job;
working with and photographing hot little nude babes. Yeah, yeah… I know.
“It's a tough job”. But hey, somebody's got to do it. Actually, it IS
a tough job. I'm a professional and I cannot go around hitting on all the
models that I work with and I continually have to keep reminding myself
of that fact. Arg! It is so frustrating sometimes… No, not sometimes,
it is frustrating all the time. Dang, I feel like a diabetic in
a candy store… Look, but don't touch. Look, but don't touch… Oops… I think
I'm ranting a bit… Back to Megan.
Of course during our talk and before
we actually got to work, I went into my “Savior” mode and was talking with
her about porn and why she is doing it and why she shouldn't be doing it
and blah, blah, blah… I was talking to deaf ears. She had already done
quite a bit of porn – not just photos like she was doing with me, but a
lot of hardcore stuff. And to top it off she was okay with it AND she liked
doing it. Oh well… But the bright side of this conversation was that she
was deffo interested in doing some mainstream and artistic photography
as well – Woo-Hoo. There's hope after all.
Megan was a dream to work with. She
went from one pose to the next, one scene to the next, didn't waste time,
had all kinds of ideas and over the next few hours we shot nine different
set-ups including; schoolgirl,
cheerleader,
a leopard print outfit, a black
latex bikini with gauntlets, thigh-high black boots & whip (supplied
for the shoot by Eros
Boutique), a shower
voyeur scene, a webcam
scene with a giant dildo, a girl next door P.O.V.
scene, a hot masturbation scene and finally we ended the day with my
favorite - a very sexy Somnophilia
Sleeping Girl Scene. Yup, yup… I got to undress her and run my hands
all over her hot little body. Oh my… I was so wishing it was for real and
not just for the camera. Well, touching her was deffo real and yes it felt
very good and yes she was very wet – but we are both professionals and
that was as far as it went… Sometimes I hate being such a responsible professional
– Dang!
We finished up the shoot, sat around
and talked and, no I am not kidding and no, I was not fantasizing, we ended
up in my bed. Yup we sure did. And she was nude too. No, I am not lying.
But it was all innocent of course. We gave each other nice little massages
and then feeling all confident – I asked her out. Oh woe is me, she was
already in a relationship. Of course she was. Duh, what was I thinking?
Anyway, after she broke my heart, she said that she would still be very
interested in doing some non-adult work with me and that we would set something
up soon. Woo-Hoo. Since our shoot, we have actually IM'd, E-mailed
and talked on the phone a few times, but have never gotten back together
to do a shoot. Oh well…
If you want to see more or Megan
Martinez check out; “Porn
Jester's Latina Girls” “Triple
X Cams,” “Hidden
Shower Cams,” “Teen
Shower Cam,” and of course - “Somnophilia
– Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls.”
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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