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Saturday, December 9, 2006

I'd Hit It!

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Cheezy & Sleazy Pick-up Lines
 

1. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 

2. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Antique Photos & Critique
 

Sex Blogger - Antique Photos by Retro Raunch
Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I think this photo was shot sometime in the 1960's.

I don't care too much for this week's Retro Photo. Technically there's nothing to really like. Again, like so many other bad photos, it is just all one tone of grey with no contrast, no fancy lighting, no nothing. Another thing that bothers me about the pic is that I cannot tell what it is that the model is humping; maybe it's a fence - hard to tell.

Speaking of humping... The model. She really doesn't do a whole lot for me either. I absolutely hate her hair-do, she looks to have buck-teeth - though I do have to admit that that just may be the moment that the camera clicked. What's the good stuff? Hmmm... She had nice tits - deffo a plus in my book. And, on first looks, she seems to have a nice slender body - definitely not a fatty. But, on second looks, she does have some cellulite going on... Hmmm... Then on third looks, she does have nice big expressive eyes, and she even looks like maybe she's some type of slavic descent - which means that she probably has a really nice dark and hairy pussy. Ok then, give her another hair-do, some braces and a little exercise and... she's not too bad.

The photo doesn't work for me and the model kinda works for me. And even though she only kinda works for me, I would still so do her :o)
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Friday, December 8, 2006

Adult Erotica - CHRISTMAS MILK

As a Milkman I oftentimes find myself delivering milk before most people even get up.  As such,  you tend to find people in their most interesting . . . shall we say, attire.  You are there when they least expect you, and when they seldom even notice your presence.  At Christmas time each year, people are often generous with gifts for the milkman, tips, cookies, cakes, even gloves or maybe a knit hat.  As a Senior in High School I had been running the milk route for two years, and it was my third Christmas, so I had gotten to know most of my customers quite well. 

As the week progressed, I gathered the usual items . . .  Then Christmas came and went . . .  Then the Monday after Christmas, as I neared the end of my route, the door suddenly opened as I bent to put the milk in the box.  "Oh! Micah!"  Came the startled remark.  "You scared me!" 

"Sorry Mrs. D. . . .  "  I replied as I picked up the milk to hand it to my vice principal's wife.  As I looked at her, she was standing there in a short robe and a Santa hat, not looking startled at all. 

"I forgot your Christmas present this year Micah, but it's still here.  Come on in and I'll give it to you." 

With some reservation, I entered their house.  At school, her husband and I did not always see eye to eye.  Yet, his wife was very pretty . . .  She was blonde, about 5'6," full figured and in great shape for her being between 30 and 35-years-old and having two kids.  She had me follow her into the living room, where the tree still flickered with its Christmas cheer.  As she bent over to pick through the gifts, her robe slid up revealing a beautiful ass that was covered only by a small black bikini bottom.  Her legs were placed just far enough apart to allow a view of the pussy line beneath the scant fabric.  I looked down the hall nervously, her husband recently discharged from the Marines, was 6'6" and 250 lbs., and this scene was all that he would need to rip my head off . . .  She dug through the toys and ties, torturing me with her ass and the whiplash I was getting looking down the hall. 

After what seemed to be an eternity, although I'm sure that it really was no more than a minute, she squealed "Here it is!" too loud for a sleeping house at 5:00 A.M.  She then straightened up and turned toward me with nothing but the belt of her robe in her hands.  As her robe fell open she shrugged her shoulders letting it fall to the floor.  My eyes couldn't believe that this woman was standing in front of me wearing nothing but a tiny black bikini that was barley covering her 38-28-38-figure.  WOW!  I took a step backwards, rubber-necking the hall and the bedroom door, knowing that either I was in heaven or I was about to die in some sort of high school hell. 

Mrs. D. giggled, "It's OK, Lorenzo took the kids skiing for three days."  Her blonde hair hung loosely about her shoulders, wearing that red Santa hat and black bikini definitely grabbed my full attention.  "I'm sorry that I missed you before, but let me unwrap it for you."  She reached behind her back releasing the catch, then to her neck leaving the strings over her shoulders.  As she came toward me, she shimmied her chest like a professional stripper and away fell her top.  She walked over to me with her melon size breasts swaying ever so slightly showing off her hard, pink nipples.  "You look cold . . .  Let me warm your cheeks."  With that, she reached up and gently pulled my face into her breasts warming my cold cheeks and nose.  "Now how do you like your Christmas tip?" 

I kissed her erect nipples and told her that it was the best ever.  "You haven't seen anything yet . . ."  She purred into my ear.  I started to peal off my clothing when she stopped me.  "Let me do it!"  Then slowly, at a rate that was designed to drive this teenager wild, she slid my clothing off of my nubile young body, nibbling as she went.  When at last I stood there wearing nothing but my shorts and a smile Mrs. D. stepped back and admired her work. 

My shorts were being pushed to their limit by my hard cock. She reached down giving it a squeeze before leading me, dick in hand, to an easy chair where she had me sit down.  She then stepped toward the tree once again, stopping at the stereo.  "This song always turns me on."  Mrs. D. told me as Sinatra crooned "White Christmas."  She danced slowly dropping her final article of clothing.  As she pulled the black cloth from her blonde patch glistened in the flickering lights, she came to the chair pulling me to a standing position before finally pulling my shorts off. 

She then took me in her mouth, sliding my eager cock down her throat, where it immediately exploded.  She took my thrusts and swallowed the full load.  As I tried to apologize, she stopped me and said, "I expected that.  Now we can have some real fun!" 

At an age when most guys wanted only to get a piece of ass, I loved to eat pussy, and was beginning to get a rep amongst the girls for doing so.  Mrs. D. moaned with delight as my long tongue slid down her thighs and across her clit.  Her wet pussy tasted like a dream!  As I licked deeper, she clamped her thighs around my head pulling my face further in as she came all over my face. 

She collapsed upon the floor, spent for a minute.  That is when I heard a rumble in the background . . .  I had left my delivery truck parked on the street, running.  I jumped up and started to get dressed when I heard "Where are you going so fast?" 

"Sorry Mrs. D. but I have to finish my route!"  I said as I pulled on my pants. 

She stood up and slipped her robe back on.  "Can you come back later?" 

I assured her that I would, if I could.  She saw me to the door and turned to kiss me directly upon the lips.  She said, "One more thing before you go . . ."  To this day I'm not sure how she did it but in one swift motion she grabbed my pants and pulled them down to my knees, sliding my cock into her mouth and bringing it to immediate, full attention.  She then slipped off and sucked my balls into her mouth, before sliding her tongue up the underside of my cock.  Pulling my pants back over it, she replied, "Now I'm sure that you'll come back!"  Having said that, she shoved me out the door. 

I climbed into the old milk truck and looked back at the livingroom window where Mrs. D. stood wearing nothing but the Santa hat and a smile, knowing full well that I would be back . . . 

THE END
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Thursday, December 7, 2006

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Megan Martinez
 

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Japanese Shunga
 

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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

For those who enjoy the philosophy of ambiguity... 

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.. 

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 

10. Is there another word for synonym? 

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking? 

19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? 

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? 

24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 

25. How is it possible to have a civil war? 

26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? 

27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? 

28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 

29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it? 

30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? 

31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 

32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 

33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? 

34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

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Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls
 

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Gallery Show - Amadeus Art Gallery - Berlin
 

Italian Painter - Grand Master Bruno di Maio - Copyright - All Rights Resereved
 
Dutch Furniture Artist Mario Philippona - Copyright - All Rights Reserved
 
The collection of Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona and the paintings by Bruno di Maio will be on exhibit throughout the month of December at the Amadeus Art Gallery (Berlin, Germany).
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Featured Artist "Spotlight" - Hazel Dooney
 

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Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

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Featured Writer - Tess @ Urban Gypsy - Isabella's Eyes - Part 13 (Click Here for Part 12), (Click Here for Part 1)

A warning - this story contains non-consensual sex, something I am in no way advocating. I wasn't even sure I wanted to write about it but the story seemed to go this way and I went along with it. And while I hope this doesn't really need to be said, I will say it anyway, sex should always be between consenting adults. Carry on.

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A few more days pass in what seems like a haze. There are times when I fear if I touch her she'll vanish, as if this has all been a beautiful illusion. Her laughter fills my house. Her smile so bright and genuine that when I wake up, it's the first thing I want to see. I want her to touch all my things, in case by some magic she is able to impart them with her essence, leave something of herself behind. I don't punish her once. I don't feel the desire. I know it's temporary; I am under no illusion that I won't soon crave tasting her tears when I kiss her face, a face contorted in either pain or in ecstasy. So similar, I've studied these things, I know.

When I need to go out, I ask her if she'd like to come with me. She surprises me by asking if it's alright if she stays behind. Perhaps she doesn't want the world intruding on this fantasy we have created. Only I know it must end. I am afraid she is utterly unaware; I haven't told her of my imminent return to work. 

She busies herself in the kitchen or reading. She takes long baths that fill the bathroom with swirling clouds of vapor. I sometimes join her and she nestles her ass onto my crotch, hair, long and wet, caught between her back and my chest when she lays her head back to rest on my shoulder. I don't fuck her in the bath; water and sex are overrated, but the bathroom counter and the cool tile floor have seen the urgency of our desires.

We sleep in my bedroom. Arms and legs entwined, coming apart only to find a new position that allows us to remain in contact. I like it best when her back is pressed to my chest, when my face rests on her shoulder so I can breathe in the sweet scent of her. I could lose myself forever; my cock stirring when she shifts in her sleep, her ass radiating warmth against me. Absorbed, I listen to the soft sounds of her breath and find myself wondering if this is what it's like to have a child, to just sit and watch and listen, making sure another breath follows the last. It makes me wonder if I am losing my grip, having such thoughts; me, Gabriel, the man with the well used dungeon in his basement.

Sleep eludes me as I struggle with the thoughts that flood my mind. I know I am complicated, perhaps too complicated. I wonder if I could ever be satisfied with simplicity. Isabella is simple in her lack of pretense, in her openness, in her ability to give herself, to boldly express her love for me even in such upside down circumstances. Maybe she is the perfect counterbalance for me. Maybe she is just what I need.

I unwrap my arms from around her chest, get up from bed and sit on the sage suede chaise lounge beneath the window. I look out onto the dark and silent street, watching a lone car make its way down the block, its headlights momentarily casting a beam of light on my face, and then it's gone, the street dark once again. I have to let her go; I have to take her home. I can't continue this, I can't pretend any longer, play house with her, toy with her emotions; I can't do it anymore. 

Lost in my thoughts, I don't realize she's awake until she's there in front of me, reaching out and softly stroking my cheek. “Gabriel, you look so glum. Come back to bed with me. Look, it's three AM.”

I swallow hard. It's time. 

“Sit beside me, Isabella. I need to tell you something.”

God, her nakedness is distracting. That waterfall of ebony hair she innocently sweeps back behind her shoulder reveals her perfect teardrop breasts, reminding me of how it feels to suck her nipple into my mouth, my hands cupping the weight of her breasts, lost in the warmth that emanates from her, the silkiness of her perfect creamy skin, the rigidity of her nipple growing harder in my mouth. The weight of her head as she rests it on my shoulder brings me back to the moment. I turn to her, take her shoulders in my hands and hold her at arms length, as if this distance will make it easier. She looks so innocent, so expectant. Even after all that has occurred she expects good news. I wish her good heartedness was enough to restore my hope, my faith, rekindle a part of my lost innocence. I find myself smirking at the thought; my innocence returning is as likely as being sprinkled with pixie dust and becoming a prince.

“Isabella, I am sending you home,” I say. Simple and direct, is there need for more?

She looks impassively at me for long moments. Then her lips go slack, her eyes register confusion, she starts to talk and stops and just shakes her head back and forth, no. She turns her face away from me, it hides nothing, even her profile reflects her pain and confusion. When she looks back at me, I see the inevitable tears. We are opposites, Isabella and I. She is raw, unrestrained emotion. I am governed by logic, I feel things deeply but I don't make decisions based on feelings, with this one glaring exception that now sits trembling beside me.

“I don't understand. Why would you want me to leave? You know how I feel about you, Gabriel. You said you felt the same. How could you know that, feel as I do and want me to go?”

“It's not that I want you to go, pet. But I have to make right what I've done. Sending you home doesn't suffice, but it's a start.”

“I won't go, Gabriel. I won't go. You can't do this to me, keep me here against my will and then just when I start to know you, to care, to need you, you throw me away.” Her sadness and surprise give way to anger; those beautiful eyes of hers glare at me, as a flood of emotion washes over her. “If you make me leave I'll go to the police, I'll tell them what you did. I promise you. I will.”

“Of course, I've considered that you might do that, Isabella. You have every right to do just so. If that is what you decide, I'll accept the consequences.”

She gets up from the chaise, puts on a robe and opens the door. She walks out without a word or a backward glance. I'm suddenly so cold. I wonder if it's the air or if I already feel what it will be like when she's gone; an absence of warmth and light. I resume gazing out the window. Of course I'll go to her, but not yet. She needs time on her own to come to grips with the idea. In truth so do I.

Each minute is an eternity. I reflect that I haven't shed a tear in years; I have been so hardened, so inured to the pain that is my world, the blackness of my soul. The beast never cries; he survives on pure instinct; there is no room for tears in his world. When I think about the empty space Isabella's loss will create, I feel that the possibility of tears exists.

I find her in the kitchen, a cup of tea on the table, both her hands wrapped around it absorbing its soothing warmth. The air is scented with jasmine, she asked for jasmine green tea, and I bought her the best I could find. She stares blankly into the fragrant liquid even after I place my palm on her shoulder. 

“Isabella. I don't do this to punish you, quite the opposite…..”

“I don't know how you can do this at all,” she interrupts.

“I've been on vacation. I'll be going back to work in a few days, then what, Isabella? We can't keep the real world at bay forever. You have a home and a life that I've kept you from. I can't do that any longer.”

“Oh now you worry, after having me email my job about some emergency, my parents about some vacation and my boyfriend telling him to basically fuck off. Forgive me if I doubt your sincerity, Gabriel.”

She stands suddenly turning to face me, pushing against my chest to move me out of her way. I hold my ground for a moment and she suddenly slaps my face. I feel less than a sting but it makes me angry. I feel the familiar fury building, the room taking on a red hue and I move out of her way and let her pass lest I give in to the growing rage. I take a few deep breathes, letting the air calm and soothe me, a quick meditation focused on deep inhalations and exhalations. I don't want to hurt her now, not physically, so I wait until the red has abated before returning to find her pacing the bedroom. She sees me come in and sits at the edge of the bed, reaching over for a pillow that she clutches to her chest protectively.

“Pet, I am trying to make this right. It's insufficient but what else can I do?”

She looks at the pillow in her lap, not at me. “You know what's wrong, Gabriel? What's really wrong here. Me. I'm wrong. My life has been wrong. You want me to go home, but the truth is I've never felt more at home then in these days with you. My parents, you know, they barely cared for me as a child. I had a place to live, a lovely place to live, but a home, no. They were rarely there. They were too busy with their careers, their charities and their friends to ever invest time with me.”

Looking up, meeting my eyes, I nod at her and she continues, “Friends? I never got along with women. I have only ever had the most casual friendships. I'd be invited to go out with women or to their homes and their husbands or boyfriends would look at me, look at me with that look, and it wouldn't be long before I stopped being invited. I know I must be beautiful, Gabriel, enough people have told me so. But I look in the mirror and I just see me. The lost little girl I've always seen.” Her voice breaks, and I sit beside her, wrap her in my arms, and let her weep until she is able to speak again.

“I haven't lacked for dates. But it's as if my looks were all men were interested in. No one ever took the time to get to know me, to care about who I was beneath the veneer. You, Gabriel, you know me. I feel it. I have never felt it before. I'm not wrong. You're attracted to my looks, but you are just as happy, maybe more so seeing me broken and bleeding, seeing what lies beneath the surface. It's crazy perhaps but this is where I feel most at home. When you have hurt me, I hate you and at the same time it's when I want you the most; to be wrapped in your arms, feel your lips grazing the top of my head, hear you whispering in my ear that I'm your good girl. I don't understand it, Gabriel, I really don't. I only know I can't go home. This, here with you, this feels like home.”

“And knowing that I'll hurt you again, Isabella, this doesn't frighten you? Knowing that even now as I sit quietly next to you, part of my mind sees you in the dark, tied to my cross, whimpering, waiting breathlessly for that first lash of my whip and it excites me.”

“Part of me wants to be there, Gabriel. Because I know how you'll take care of me after, I know I'll feel more loved then I've ever been when you carry me to bed when I'm too weak to walk.” She stops talking and sighs deeply. “I'm so tired now, Gabriel, please let's go to bed. Hold me, just hold me. We can talk about this in the morning.”

She stands, her hands float to the belt of the robe. I replace her hands with mine, loosen the belt, pull her closer and kiss the flat plane of her belly, stopping above her sex. My hands slides down and she unconsciously parts her thighs allowing me to cup her wet cunt. 

“No,” she says, shaking her head.

“No?” I query.

“No,” she says again, straddling me, her warm thighs pressed against mine; I fall back as she unexpectedly pushes on my shoulders. She smiles at me, a sad smile, one that takes effort. “This time, Gabriel, let me,” she says as she shifts to place her cunt over my erect cock. “Let me, let me,” she whispers as her cunt envelopes me with the heat of her desire, so damn wet that I slide in effortlessly. “Let me,” again as she lowers her face to mine, her hair cascading down, framing her face and mine. Her pink tongue peeks out of slightly parted lips, lips she lets hover just above my own, as she starts moving her hips slowly up and down on my cock, impaling herself over and over. She starts to say it again, I hear ‘let’ once more, but it's lost to a deep moan and then her mouth meets mine, as her movements become faster and she takes my cock deeper, grinding her cunt against my groin, my cock buried to the hilt inside her swollen walls. 

I let her. But more than that, I let myself get lost in her, telling myself just this time. And knowing that it's a lie.

(Click Here for Part 14)
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Tuesday, December 5, 2006

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INSIDES

MY
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ARE
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HUG ME
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BE MY FRIEND
AND
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LONELINESS
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SOMEBODY PLEASE
LOVE ME
CARE FOR ME
I NEED IT
SO BAD

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Monday, December 4, 2006

Monday Toons

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1. A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?  The father, surprised, answers,  "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."  "Onions?"  "Yes, see them and they make you cry."  This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?"  The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers,  "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree "  "A Christmas tree?"  "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only" 

2. Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? 
A: He was waiting for the snow blower. 

3. A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys." Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."  Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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Sunday, December 3, 2006

Blogger Babe - Kyla King

Kyla King is a very sultry (yet innocent), 21 year old, 5’5, 115 lb, European, girl next door, Hottie. She has long, middle of her back, dirty blonde / reddish hair, captivating green eyes, niiiice lips with a sultry smile and a sexy sneer, slender, body with porcelain (I can't go out in the sun) pink skin, tiny 34B tits with tiny pink nipples, flat stomach with a pierced belly button, scorpion tattoo on her arm, a great doggy-style arch, and a completely shaved & very pink pussy – probably one of the pinkest pussies that I have ever seen. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

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The agent that I usually work with gave me a call, said that he had a model that he thought I should do a shoot with, and sent over Kayla's pic. He told me that she was from the Netherlands, was here with her husband, visiting and working the porn world and was only here for a few weeks. Apparently she's big over there. Actually I had never heard of her, but what the hell do I know? Rhetorical question. She looked nice, was a hot blonde babe, I haven't shot a blonde in a while, so I said sure and booked her.
 

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The next day Kyla and her husband showed up, we sat, talked, discussed the shoot, checked ID's, signed releases, blah, blah, blah… They were both very nice people and I think that we all enjoyed our talk. But enough talk, it was time to get to work. Kyla brought a suitcase full of wardrobe – which was great for a little variety. I hate always having to use my wardrobe on the models.

Hubby had to take off for a while, leaving me with this very sultry, girl-next-door, babe with a thick European accent. I am such a sucker for accents. And even though I am not into blondes, there was deffo something about her, and I was sooooo wanting to fuck her. But, she has a husband and… oh well… big heavy sigh…
 

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We got to work and Kyla was a dream to work with. She was professional, she was fun, was quick, had great ideas, kept looking at me with those “I want to fuck you eyes” and over the next 3 or 4 hours we shot 9 different set-ups including; cheerleader, schoolgirl, a bondage scene with a Metal Posture Bar (supplied for the shoot by Eros Boutique), a lingerie masturbation scene with a big blue dildo, a pink balloons & mirror masturbation scene, a funky orange slut outfit with black, cum-fuck-me boots, webcam & voyeur scenes, and finally my favorite – a Somnophilia - Sleepy Sex Fetish, scene. Mmmm… So pink, so sweet, so innocent, so asleep…
 

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Hubby came back just as we were finishing up. He helped with the last scene, then we all sat around, chatted for a while, and finished up the paperwork… As I previously mentioned – nice couple. I almost felt guilty for wanting to have sex with Kyla… Naaa, not really – LOL
 

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They left, only to return a few days later. We went over the photos, I burned her a CD of choice pix for use on her website, we hugged, said that we'd keep in touch (Big shock - we haven't), and they left to go back to the Netherlands.

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