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Saturday, December 2, 2006

I'd Hit It!

I'd Hit It!
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Cheezy & Sleazy Pick-up Lines
 

1. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

2. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

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Antique Photos & Critique
 

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I think this photo was shot sometime in the 1960's.

I like this week's Retro Photo. Technically it's not great... as a matter of fact it's not even very good. But what I do like about it is... it's a very fun, natural & candid, cheesecake pic.

The model. She's also very cheesecake. She looks to be in her mid-twenties, she has an ok body, a nice set of boobies, thin legs, and a fun attitude. Again, what makes this photo work is the complete and total fun & candid aspect of it. It just makes me smile.

The photo kinda works for me and the model definitely works for me - I would soooo do her - With a huge smile on my face :o)
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posted by: Neo ©
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Friday, December 1, 2006

Adult Erotica - HONEYMOON

David Jay was beside himself with anticipation!!! He had been dating Betty Lou for over two years now, and now finally he had won her hand in marriage and they were on their way to Vegas for their honeymoon!!! Since both of them had had a little bit too much to drink at the reception, Betty Lou had fallen into a restful slumber while David held her small soft hand in his own and looked out the cabin window at the patchwork of farm fields thirty thousand feet below!! "How lucky can a guy get," he said to himself, "she's pretty, smart, and has a great job, what more could a guy hope for!!!" And she was too, I mean pretty and smart, because for the last two plus years, Betty Lou had kept David under her feminine spell without giving up any of her alluring secrets!!! As hard as David had tried, Betty Lou was adamant that on her wedding night she would be a virgin, and no amount of begging or pleading would make her change her mind, cuz if he didn't think she was worth waiting for, well then he could just hit the road she'd wait for Mr. Right!!! In fact, except for the usual necking and petting, David hadn't even felt Betty Lou's huge breasts except through her clothing, which only tended to drive him even more crazy!!! Most of their dates would end up with him kissing her good night at her front door and then making a mad dash for home where he jacked off thinking of his finacee's incredible body, but now as he slipped off into his own slumber, he smiled to himself knowing all of that was about to change!!! 

"Here we are, the honeymoon suite" he said while scooping her up and cradling her in his arms and carrying her across the threshold, "Mrs. David Jay, I never thought this day would come," as he kissed her softly on the mouth!!! She playfully broke away from him and squealed, "Look, honey, it even has a hot tub, and look at the view, wow, just incredible!!!" David was impressed with both the view and the accommodations, but what he really wanted was to finally get his hands on that fantastic little body that was flitting around the room like a ten year old!!! He came up behind her, and pulled her too him and whispered softly into her ear, "I've never wanted anything more than I want you!!!" She turned around and kissed him full on the lips and replied, "Let me freshen up a bit first, why don't you get ready for bed!!!" 

David was all ready under the covers and waiting, when the door to the bath room slowly swung open and Betty Lou called out, "Ready or not, here I come!!!" David nearly had a heart attack when his young twenty three year old bride entered the bedroom, as she was dressed in a pure white negligee that while covering her entire body, was completely transparent, revealing every square inch of her magnificent figure!!! She walked slowly over to the bed, and after twirling around to give him a view of every side of her, she asked softly, "Well, was it worth the wait!?!" After making an audible gulping sound, David threw back the covers inviting his wife to climb in with him!!! "Oh my god," he gasped while cupping her 34DD breasts in his hands, I knew they were big, b-but they're absolutely incredible!!!" "Thank you," she sighed, "mmmmmm, you have such nice hands, David, d-do you wanna suck on them!?!" "Oh my, yes," he begged, "please, I've waited so long for this moment, I don't believe it's finally here!!!" "Well it is here, lover," she said softly while throwing back the covers and carefully undoing the ties on the front of her gown, "do you really like them, I mean they're not to big are they, I heard that some men like small breasts better!?!" "Are you nuts," he drooled while staring at her huge naked chest, "those guys are liars or are married to women with small tits, no man in his right mind could resist these honeys!!!" "Mmmmm, well stop talking and start sucking," she teased while thrusting her chest towards his face, "my nipples look like they could use a little nursing!!!" 

"Oh, David," Betty Lou sighed while throwing back her head, "y-you do that so well, oh god, suck it harder, mmmmmmm yes, bite it, oh yes, suck my nipple, oh yesssssss!!!" David didn't have to be asked twice as he practically inhaled Betty Lou's turgid nipple in his greedy mouth, nipping and sucking it until the poor girl was moaning and begging him to fuck her!!! "David," she gasped, "y-you gotta fuck me now, oh please, I can't wait another second, stick your cock in me, and hurry!!!" "Holy smokes," he thought to himself, "I married a little slut, she can't get enough of it," and just to tease her a little he replied softly, "I'd love to Betty Lou, but my pecker isn't hard yet, maybe in a little while, okay!?!" Her eyes practically rolled back in her head while she moaned, "Tell me you're kidding, you've gotta be hard, you're always hard, let me see it, I wanna see it for myself," as she tore away the covers revealing David's rock hard hammer!!!" "I-I knew it," she gasped in absolute elation, "god it's huge, stick it in me, baby, my pussy is on fire for you!!!" 

"I dunno, Betty Lou," he said doubtfully, "remember all those times all I wanted to do was feel your boobs and you wouldn't let me, maybe I should make you wait awhile, too!!!" "You can't do that to me," she gasped while tearing off her night gown, "just look at my pussy, it's just dripping!!!" David thought his eyes would pop out of his head when they first captured the image of his wife's freshly shaven cunt for the first time while he stammered, "My god, i-it's beautiful, I'm so glad that you made us wait," and then like a hungry wolf, he dropped his head into her crotch and commenced devouring her bulging lips for the very first time!!! "Aiiiiiiieeeeee," she screamed, "oh my god, eat me up, you're a fucking cunt lapper, ohhhhhhh David, ohhhh suck my cunt!!!" David bored his tongue deep into his hot wife's pussy, which caused her to moan, but when he turned his attention to her erect little clit she nearly bucked him off the bed as she tried forcing his mouth harder against her cunt while her orgasm wrenched her pussy into a pretzel!!! 

"M-my god," she gasped while her pussy continued flinching in post a orgasmic euphoria, "I really thought I was going to pass out!!!" "Now, how about me," he said while standing up next to her with a hardon that threatened to burst if wasn't given quick attention, "you've had your fun, now how about returning the favor!!!" "Oh, David," she sighed while pulling his cock to her mouth, "your cock is so big and strong, I'm going to love sucking and fucking you for the next fifty years!!!" The was nice to hear from his wife of six hours, but what he really cared about was getting his gun and getting it quick, and from the moment his cock head entered her warm wet mouth, he thought he had died and gone to heaven!!! "Sweet jesus in heaven," he groaned, "you are so fucking hot, baby, oh god, suck that prick and swallow my fucking cum!!!" Betty Lou, while new to the cock sucking game, seemed to have a natural affinity for the act, and within only a few minutes, she had induced her young husband into an orgasm that threatened to choke her with a fire hose gusher of cum blasting down her unsuspecting throat!!! David's legs became the consistency of spaghetti, and if the bed wouldn't have been in the way he would have crashed right to the floor!!! 

"Well," she said while tracing little hearts on his hairy chest, "we know we can suck each other off, now there's only one last thing to try out," and with cat like quickness, she rolled David over onto his back and climbed on top of him and slowly impaled her fat lipped pussy with his still hard pecker!!! "Oh, Betty Lou," he groaned as he disappeared in side of her hungry pussy, "it's so hot and wet, it feels like you're on fire!!!" Her huge tits jiggled back an forth as climax after climax racked her pussy even before she had fully filled her cunt with his dick, and when out of nowhere he grabbed her by the hips and began thrusting like a maniac up and down inside of her, her entire body shuddered as orgasm after orgasm rolled through her unabated until she was slumped over on top of him gasping for breath!!! "D-did you cum," she asked between breaths, "my pussy feels like it's just been fucked by Aladdin and all forty of his thieves!!!" David had to chuckle at his wife's turn of the phrase, but instead of answering her with words, he rolled her over on her back and jammed his pecker between her huge boobs and began tit fucking her like a man possessed until he blew a load that not only cover her big tits, but shot a couple of good spurts up onto her unsuspecting face as well!!! 

After rolling of her and flopping onto his back panting and rubbing his now sore dick, he offered, "And you said we only had one more thing to try!!!" While she massaged his goo into her big jugs and licked off her lips, she replied softly, "If you hurry up and get ready, you can show me a few more of your tricks!!!" "To which he replied while resting his hand on her hot twat, "And a good time will definitely be had by all!!! 

THE END
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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Kyla King
 

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They walk among us

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.  To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.  You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. 

They walk among us

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted... "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said... "where???"

They walk among us

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.  She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"  When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They walk among us

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.  One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.  I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."  He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"  Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They walk among us

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.  She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

They walk among us

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They walk among us

My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.  Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.  The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both.

They walk among us

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.  She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

They walk among us

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Gallery Show - Amadeus Art Gallery - Berlin
 

Italian Painter - Grand Master Bruno di Maio - Copyright - All Rights Resereved
 
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The collection of Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona and the paintings by Bruno di Maio will be on exhibit throughout the month of December at the Amadeus Art Gallery (Berlin, Germany).
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Featured Artist "Spotlight" - Hazel Dooney
 

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

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Poetry - Senses
 

Senses

You are a love that I have never touched
You are a love that I have never tasted
You are a love that I can feel inside
I want to touch you
I want to taste you
I want to be inside of you as you are in me

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Naughty Jokes

1. While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.  His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.  We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend on day in hell and one in heaven.  Then you can choose where to spend eternity."  "Really, I've made up my mind.  I want to be in heaven," says the senator.  "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."  And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.  The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.  In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.  Everyone is very happy. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.  They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.  Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.  They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises... The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.  "Now it's time to visit heaven."  So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.  They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven.  Now choose you eternity."  The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."  So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.  Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.  He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.  The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.  "I don't understand," stammers the senator.  "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time.  Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.  What happened?"  The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning… Today you voted."

2. Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish". Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."

3. A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line... It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her... being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."
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Sunday, November 26, 2006

Blogger Babe - Melissa Jayne

Melissa Jayne is a very pregnant, 18 year old, 5’ tall, 112 lb, Latina (Colombian) babe. She has long & wavy, middle of her back, dirty blonde (light brown) hair, smoky brown, bedroom eyes, big & luscious BJ lips (Mmmm… yummy), pierced nose, a nice pregnant figure, perky, 34B, milk-swollen breasts with huge, very dark & suckable nipples, cute butt, great legs, the typical lower back, tramp stamp, tattoo, and a completely shaved & pregnant swollen pussy (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

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I saw Melissa's pic in an agent's on-line book, and my first impressions of her were as follows; WOW, those smoky bedroom eyes! WOW, those luscious BJ lips! She exuded sensuality. No, she exuded sexuality. I was hooked and I wanted to meet, photograph and have hot & wild sex with her. Wait a second. What's that? Oh my goodness, she's probably eight or nine months pregnant. I don't care… I haven't shot a pregnant model in a while, and I always need pregnant content, and… she's a fuckin' babe (literally – pun intended).

I called to set up an interview, but after talking with her agent, I decided to forgo the interview process and just go ahead and book her – after all she is very preggo and who know when she is going to go into labor. So, not really knowing anything about her, I booked her for the following day. Always a scary thing to do with models – especially porn models, but this time I got lucky and it turned out okay.
 

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Melissa showed up on time the next day, with entourage in tow. Crap! That's what I get for not interviewing first. Her entourage consisted of her boyfriend (and he seemed a little leery of me), her girlfriend, and someone else. And to be honest, at the moment, while I sit here and write this, I cannot even remember this other person. Dang, I do not even remember if it was a guy or a girl. Oh well, doesn't matter.

We all talked, checked ID's, signed paperwork and her entourage started to settle in as I prepared to shoot.  Nope, I cannot have this. I just turned to them and told them that they can come back and pick her up in a couple of hours. And to my surprise, they were more than happy to take off – turns out they didn't want to be sitting around waiting anyway. Pretty much before I could say “bye” they were out the door and gone. Woo-Hoo – time to get my flirt on… Oops, I mean… time to get to work. After all, she is preggers, AND she does have a b/f. And the b/f line… I never cross. Well, almost never, but I digress.
 

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We got to work. Melissa was easy to work with; we had a good time, got a lot done and in the next 4 hours we shot 8 different set-ups including; lingerie with pink balloons, 2 different bondage scenes… Yes, I shot a pregnant girl in bondage. It was deffo a first for me, yes we were very careful and yes, we got some great shots. The first bondage scene was with a simple Yolk Restraint, with vinyl bra & panties and pink balloons. Yeah… imagine that – pregnant girl, bondage and pink balloons. Dang, sometimes I am so creative – LOL. In the second Bondage set up she was wearing a Leather Blindfold, a Leather Ball Gag, Ruby Red Collar with Wrist & Ankle Restraints and was chained to a Sex Swing. All of the Fetish Clothes & Bondage Hardware were supplied for the shoot by Eros Boutique. During the second Bondage shoot her b/f called to check up on her (really checking up on me). It was quite humorous to watch her try and talk on her cell while she was chained and gagged.
 

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Anyway, we then shot Melissa as a cheerleader, a schoolgirl, a soccer player, a skate punk (with skate board, helmet, pads & all), and we finished the day with her dressed in a military outfit (boots, helmet, rocket-launcher & all).

During the last set up, Melissa's entourage came back and the speed of our shoot slowed dramatically. But it was ok, we were on the last one anyway and I was still within my allotted time without having to pay extra. 
 

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Once we were done with the shoot, Melissa changed, I paid her and we all sat around and talked for a bit. Of course we talked about the shoot and Melissa's girlfriend got all bent out of shape that we did the Bondage scenes. The boyfriend didn't mind, but the girlfriend thought it was disgusting for a pregnant girl to do that. Of course I made sure that she knew that it was all safe and it was a “fantasy” photo shoot. “Hello – it's not real!” But that didn't matter. The girlfriend went on a rant, Melissa had to defend herself, and they got into a heated discussion as I steered them toward the door and out of my studio.
 

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