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Saturday, October 7, 2006

I'd Hit It!

Mmmm...

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1. If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?

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Antique Photos

Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I think this photo was probably done sometime in the late 1950's or early 1960's.

Technically, the pic is just so-so. It's almost there, but not quite. There's a bit of contrast between the lights & darks and there's even some shadowing in the photo - but not enough to make it a good pic. I do like how the background is divided into two different textures... but I would have liked to see the model standing a little more to her left - to give a little more separation between her and the backgrounds and also to hide the line between the two backgrounds. I do like the tilt of the model's head and the way her mouth is slightly open (very sexy), but that is all I like about her pose. Her front hand looks like it is just hanging there with no purpose and to me that is very distracting. But of course the whole point of this pic is the model's breasts...

And speaking of the model, Wow!... Ok let's stop for a moment... Yes, I know, this is the same model that I posted last week - just another photo of her... So instead of straining my brain to say something different, I'm just going to re-post what I wrote last week... Yeah, I know... I'm just being lazy. You got a problem with that? Oops, sorry, now I'm not only being lazy, I'm being confrontational as well... Anyway, back to the model... I will add one more little comment about her... In this photo, it deffo looks like she has a nice little "treasure trail" leading down to her "treasure". Mmmm... very refreshing to see that. Ok, now I'm done with adding new observations - here's the rest of what I wrote last week...

Yes, I know, she looks a little older than the type I usually go for, but regardless, she's fuckin' (and I do mean fuckin') Hot! Yes, she has a gut and she is sucking it in, but who cares, look at her tits. Mmmm... She deffo has a beautiful pair. Ok, let's forget the boobs - if we can - come on - at least try - bare with me for a moment - forget her breasts and look at her face. Oh my... She has nice facial structure, nice lips, sultry eyes and a look on her face that just screams "My pussy purrs like a kitten, I'm wet, wild and I can fuck you - hard - all night long and still want more." Yup, that's what her expression is saying to me and it is a major turn-on - in a 1950's big breasted, sex kitten kind of way. Meow!

The photo is just so-so and doesn't really work for me, but the model... she works for me on many, many levels. I would soooo do her ;o)
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Friday, October 6, 2006

Adult Erotica - REMOTE CONTROL

"How was that, baby," Vern asked his wife, Pam as he rolled of her rolled off of her after an almost one hour fuck-a-thon!?! "Oh, honey," she cooed softly while stretching her sleek body, "it was really wonderful, I came at least a hundred times!!!" "Good," he said with a laugh while leaning over and kissing her on the cheek, "cuz if you need anymore you're outta luck, I'm one dead puppy!!!" A few minutes later the only sound you could hear was Vern's soft even snoring as he drifted off to dream land leaving Pam lying there awake with her pussy ticking away like a time bomb!!!

"How's it going, Pam," Barb asked while she climbed into the car for her daily ride to work, "you look beat!?!" "I am," Pam replied while pulling smoothly away from the curb, "I was awake half the night!!!" "Don't tell me he left you hanging again," Barb asked incredulously!?! "Well, it's really my own fault," Pam replied, "we make love for a solid hour and I still didn't feel fulfilled, you can't blame Vern for that!!!" The two of them rode along in silence until Barb offered, "I probably should have said something earlier, but I think I may have a solution to your problem!!!" Pam straightened up a little and replied a little sarcastically, "What are you gonna do, suck my pussy for me, oh come on, Barb, there's nothing anyone can do for me!!!" "Don't be too sure about that," Barb quickly, "there's more than one way to skin a cat ya know!!!" "Okay," Pam replied impatiently, "if you're so smart, stop beating around the bush and give me the answer to all of my problems!!!" "A little touchy, aren't we," Barb answered a little sullenly!?! Pam slumped her shoulders a bit and commented softly, "I'm sorry, Barb, it's just that this is driving me nuts, and believe me, if you have can solve my problem I'll be eternally grateful!!!"

Pam wheeled her car into a Loop parking garage and wound her way halfway up the concrete Goliath until she found a space in the far corner of the third level where she parked and shut off the engine!!! "Want to meet for lunch," Pam asked as she got ready to get out of the car and head off to work!?! "Don't you want me to tell ya my secret," Barb asked softly while putting her hand on her friend's arm!?! "Right here and now," Pam asked, "I don't want to be late for work, can't it wait until lunch!?!" "Can you last that long," Barb asked, "this will only take a couple of minutes!?!" Pam relaxed back into her seat and said softly, "Okay, tell me!!!" Barb took a deep breath, and much to Pam's shock, her friend pulled up her dress and quickly lifted her butt off of the seat and shoved her panties and panty hose down her thighs exposing her very hairy muffy to Pam's wide eyes!!! "Judas priest," Pam exclaimed, "are you nuts, what if someone sees you, you might get arrested!!!" "Who's gonna see me back here," Barb shot back, "and I don't see a cop around, do you!?!" "Okay, okay," Pam said quickly, "I'm sorry, go ahead!!!"

"All right, now pay attention" Barb said barely above a whisper while incredible she stuck two fingers inside of her pussy and extracted a small white plastic cylinder!!! "W-what's that," Pam mumbled as her pussy involuntarily flooded itself with Bartholin's fluid!?! "It's a mini vibrator," Pam said softly, "and believe me, good things come in small packages!!!" "But how do you turn it on and off," Pam asked while taking it in her hand and carefully checking it out, "I don't see any switches, and besides, it would be too inconvenient if you had to pull it out every time you wanted to use it!?!" Pam was still eyeing the little hummer, when all at once it began buzzing madly in her hand causing her to gasp and then asked, "What'd I do, how did you make it go on!?!" "Just like this," Barb replied while brandishing a small black box that resembled an auto alarm remote control!!! "Is that what I think it is," Pam asked!?! "It depends on what you're thinking," Barb said with giggle!?! "Is that a remote," Pam asked excitedly as the gravity of what she was thinking dawned on her!?!" "Yep," Barb replied proudly, "that's exactly what it is!!!

"H-how does it work," Pam asked in a thick voice, "hurry up and tell me!?!" "Slip off your panties and I'll show you," Barb ordered!!! While a few minutes ago she was worried about Barb exposing herself, now Pam was throwing caution to the winds as she practically tore off her undies leaving her smooth dripping vagina open and ready for action!!! "My, my," Barb whispered, "I do believe we're just a bit excited, don't you think!?!" "Just shut up and show me," Pam demanded while the fury began growing in her drenched pussy, "are you trying to drive me crazy or what!?!" "Okay, okay, now let me show you how it operates," Barb apologized while reaching inside her purse and producing an identical miniature vibe!!!" "Why two of them," Pam asked!?! "Well if you must know," Barb giggled, "I got the second one with you in mind, now all you've gotta do is slip it deep into you pussy and go about you business as normal, this little remote takes care of the rest, it's got and on and off switch plus three speeds, slow, medium, and high, you just turn it on when ya need it, no muss, no fuss!!!" Taking the second hummer from Barb's hand, Pam gave it a long once over, and then with a deep sigh slipped it way up inside of her pussy!!! "How does it feel," Barb asked!?! "I can barely tell that it's in there," Pam replied!!! "Good," Barb answered quickly, "that's exactly the way you want it, when it's not on you don't wanna even know that it's there!!!" "Okay," Pam replied, "but what about when it's turned on, can you feel it then!!?!" Barb didn't bother answering directly, instead she hit the remote's tiny on button, which caused Pam to gasp and convulse in a brutally satisfying orgasm that left her shaking in a heap in the front seat of her car!!!

"W-wow," Pam said weakly, "that's incredible, and it's so small, I never would have believed it unless I felt it, is it always that powerful!?!" Barb chuckled a bit while shoving her own little hummer back into her pussy and replied, "Of course not, silly, if you set it on low you can sit in your chair and just cook for hours right on the edge, and believe me, sometimes that's the best, until it finally overtakes you like a tidal wave!!!" The two women hiked up their hose and panties and hopped out of the car and headed off to the respective offices!!! When she was about a block away, Pam pulled out her remote, and after giving a quick glance to see if anyone was watching, she set the power level for low and hit the on switch!!! She gave a small gasp as the low frequency vibration began rumbling gently from deep inside of her vagina, but after taking a moment or two to get used to it, she found that she could easily make the rest of the way to her office with absolutely no problem whatsoever!!!

For once there was an elevator available when she reached the lobby of her building, and she was greeted by the happy face of the elevator starter who asked brightly, "Nice day today, huh, Mrs. Grant!?!" "The best, Bobby," she replied while striding into the waiting car and giving the tenth floor button a poke and waiting for the ride up to her floor!!! She leaned against the wall as the car rocked back an forth, reveling in the sensation that was spreading throughout her genitals, but still a long ways away from and orgasm!!! Finally in her office, she sat down in her chair, pulled out the little remote, and upped the power to the medium level, which immediately caused her to moan softly as wave after wave of pleasure coursed through her incredibly aroused organ!!! She sat there for a good ten minutes with her eyes closed while concentrating on rapidly approaching orgasm, when she was shaken back to reality when a deep voice questioned her, "Didn't get enough shut eye last night, Pam!?!" "Uh oh, hi Mr. Fenton," she stammered, "no uh, I mean I was just resting my eyes for a moment, is there something I can do for you!?!" "I just wanted to see how you were coming on the Stanton report, you know it's due by Friday," he asked while casually picking up her little remote from her desk!?! "Oh jesus," Pam thought to herself as she watch her boss begin playing around with the hummer control, "i-it's almost ready now, sir, I only have to put the finishing touches on it and it will be ready in plenty of time!!!" "Good, good," he said absentmindedly, "ya know I've got one of these for my car, but it doesn't have this many controls, what does this one do!?!" Pam was about to respond to his question, but all she could do was gasp softly after her boss had hit the high button, causing her pussy to convulse in another orgasm that she was trying desperately to hide from her unsuspecting boss!!! Now dropping the remote back on her desk, he gave her a quizzical look and asked, "Are you sure that you're all right, you look a little pale!?!" "I'm okay," she managed to whisper weakly, "I-I just feel a little light headed that's all, I just need a drink of water!!!" "Well, take care of yourself," he said as he left the room, "see you at the meeting on Friday!!!" She waited until he was out of the room before grabbing the remote and quickly turning the little buzzer off while she leaned back in her chair gasping for breath!!!

"So, how'd it go," Barb asked as she pulled up a chair, "did you order yet!?!" "No, I waited for you," Pam replied, "and how it went was almost disaster, I was riding this wave of pleasure when out of the blue Fenton drops into my office, picks up my remote, and you aren't gonna believe this, he turns it up all the way and I have a huge one right in front of him!!!" "Oh my god, Pam," Barb said urgently, "what did he say!?!" "Well I sat there with my cunt shaking like a leaf," Pam replied while shaking her head from side to side, "but he didn't suspect a thing, but it was all I could do to keep from screaming out at the top of my lungs!!!" "Rule number one," Barb said giggling, "never leave the remote out where someone might grab it, it may be hazardous to your health!!!" "Thanks a lot," Pam replied, "I'll try and remember that!!!" After placing their orders, Barb said softly, "I have an idea, let's race to see if we can orgasm before our food gets here, what do ya say!?!" "You're dangerous," Pam said with a chuckle, "but I'm game if you are!!!" "Good," Barb replied while pulling out her remote, "are you ready, go!!!"

Almost instantly both of their vaginas were hit by a lightning bolts of energy as they stiffened under the initial shock of the incessant buzzing!!! "S-sweet jesus in heaven," Pam stammered as her cunt was being whipped into and absolute frenzy, "I'm almost ready to shoot right now, how about you!?!" Barb was gripping the edge of the table with all of her might, but still managed to reply thickly, "I'm so fucking close, I just love the way this feels, ohhhhhhhh my is this fucking nice!!!" The waitress appeared out of nowhere and placed their orders in front of them and asked, "Can I get you ladies anything else!?!" "N-no," Pam croaked, "w-were just fine, thanks!!!" The waitress looked at both of them quizzically before leaning over and saying softly, "If I didn't know better I'd bet you two were having orgasms, am I right!?!" Sweat was now breaking out on Pam's forehead, and while wiping it off with a napkin she replied softly, "Both of us are right on the fucking edge!!!" Looking around to see if anyone needed any service, the waitress took each of them by the arm and led them to the rear of the restaurant where she opened a store room door and pushed both of them inside and ordered quickly, "Up with your skirts and down with your panties, and hurry, we don't have much time!!!" Both Pam and Barb were flying on automatic pilot, so as if in a daze, they did as they were told, and soon they were standing naked from the waist down in front of a perfect stranger!!! "W-what are you gonna do to us," Barb stammered as hot juice ran do the inside of her thigh!?! "Just this," the waitress exclaimed while dropping to her knees and tonguing Barb to a quick and brutal orgasm that left her slumped over in a heap on the floor!!!" "What about me," Pam asked excitedly, "please, do me too!!!" "Of course I will, dear," the waitress replied softly, "I just love a shaved cunt, such nice full lips, now come here you hot pussied little bitch!!!" "The persistent humming from deep inside of her pussy and the warm wet mouth of this female cunt lapper was providing the most incredible sensation that Pam had ever felt, but all to quickly her pussy spasmed hard six or seven times in rapid succession and a blinding orgasm hurtled unabated through her pussy driving her straight to the floor alongside Barb!!!

The waitress hopped to her feet and was gone in a flash, back to take care of her customers, leaving the two women on the floor spent and exhausted!!! "So," Barb managed to ask, "how do you like your new toy!?!" "Well," Pam replied softly, "I hope the batteries never run out!!!"

THE END
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Thursday, October 5, 2006

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Here are a few things to ponder that you probably never gave a thought to:

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

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Tuesday, October 3, 2006

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Monday, October 2, 2006

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Three Adult Jokes

1. A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, you have Anal Herpes." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, ½ box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"! "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

2. One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her tummy and said, "If you firmed this up you could get rid of your control top panty hose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his ’wanker’. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."

3. A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
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Sunday, October 1, 2006

Blogger Babe - Jaye Vampira

Jaye Vampira is petite, 20 year old, 5’ tall, 100 lb, Asian, Goth, Vamp. She has long, waist-length “Death-Black” hair, dark & innocent brown eyes, really sexy and full, nicely shaped, pouty “bedroom” lips, a hot 34-24-33 figure with really nice, round & full “B” cup boobs, tan nipples, a flat, very kissable, stomach, a round & firm butt, a great “cum fuck me doggy-style arch,” and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

I saw Jaye's photos on an on-line modeling website. OMG, what a hot little "POA" (piece of ass)! I noticed that in her portfolio it said that she was interested in mainstream modeling AND in adult modeling. Of course I was interested in her AND interested in shooting her – adult, non-adult, didn't matter. I just wanted to meet and photograph her.

Meet her because; I thought she had a great look, a hot bod, sexy lips, great tits, beautiful hair… Not to mention, but I will anyway… she was young, petite, Asian (yes, we all know I have a thing for Asian girls) and she was Goth. Yes, I have a thing for Goth girls as well… No, no, no, not the typical, black lipstick, black nails, angst ridden, chubby, anti-social, sociopath, cutter girls… I'm talking about the cute, hot & sexy Goth Babes. Yes, I deffo have a thing for them and yes, they are few and far between, but they are out there – case in point – Jaye Vampira. Mmmm…

Photograph her because; Read the above paragraph. Do I need another reason? Ok, yeah I do… The reason, besides being a fucking “Hottie”, is that… whether we shoot adult, non-adult and/or both, we are going to get some great pics. That is the reason – all about the art. Well… that and the possibility of… well, you figure it out.

I contacted Jaye and we immediately hit it off. No need for an interview. I knew, even though she was not a professional that she would show up for the shoot and she would be professional. And yes, so would I – Dang! During our conversation we talked about shooting both adult and non-adult and decided to go ahead and schedule an adult shoot first – even though she had never done any type of adult modeling. Part of me wanted to do an adult shoot with her, but part of me didn't want to and I didn't think that she should be getting into the adult biz and I tried to make this clear to her… But she said that she wanted to… I stressed to her many times that this would be an Adult shoot, not hardcore, but open leg, masturbation, etc... She still wanted to. I told her that the photos would be sold as “content” and would be all over the internet and would be forever. She still wanted to. Big sigh… Moral dilemma… OK, I gave into my darker side and set up an adult shoot – but not without stressing that we were also going to do some non-adult pics at a later date. She agreed! But wait there was a catch on her part. She wanted to bring a chaperone to the shoot. Ok, no problem on my part, it's pretty standard. I asked who she was going to bring. She told me that she was going to bring her 19 year old cousin - who was also a model…

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OK, have to stop here for a moment… Where do you think my thoughts went? Rhetorical question. You know dang well where they went – right into the gutter… So of course I had to ask. Would your cousin be interested in doing a shoot? More importantly… doing a girl/girl shoot with you? Jaye said that she would be into it, but she would have to ask her cousin. OMG, my mind went into overdrive. I didn't even know what the cousin looked like and already I “tented.” But wait… I really need to think about this… Think about what?... Think about this… I don't even know what she looks like… Does it matter?... Yes! No! I don't know… I'm not thinking clearly… I had to ask Jaye what she looked like. Jaye gave me the URL to her website and I immediately looked her up. My heart fluttered. Her cousin was a total babe. I was in love again. Wait… I'm in love with Jaye. Wait… Am I in love with Jaye? Of course I am. I'm in love with every girl. Jim Morrison comes to mind – “Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you. Let me jump in your game.” Am I getting involved in a love triangle – with cousins, no less?... Dang! What to do?... How about stopping this stupid inner dialogue and get on with the shoot?... Ok, good idea… Thanks… Don't mention it… Shut up… OK!

Jaye called me the next day to confirm the shoot and to let me know that her cousin loves my photography and wants to work with me. Woo-Hoo! But (there's always a "but"), she's not interested in doing ANY adult work. Ok, that's kewl. I can deal with that.

Beautiful Jay Vampira and her gorgeous cousin showed up the following day for the shoot. After introductions, we did the mandatory paperwork and the three of us talked while Jaye got ready. OMG, I could not fall in love any deeper even if I was tripped. I did not know which girl to flirt with more. Jaye was a sultry vamp and the cousin was a total sweetie and… What? You're married?!? Are you serious? Why?... Opps, that was rude to say… But true. Why would a hot 19 year old babe like her be married? Ok, another rhetorical question. Dang, I'd marry her! Ok, the decision is made. Jaye will get more of my attention now – LOL.

Onto the shoot: Like 99.99% of my shoots, it went really, really good. Well, that is until Jaye's cell phone rang and she just had to answer it. Her attitude got a little darker, so I gave her a robe and gave her some privacy while she talked with whoever it was on the other end. The cousin and I talked and ten minutes later we were still talking and waiting for Jaye. Jaye's conversation started to get a little heated. The cousin and I talked for another ten minutes. I found out that Jaye was talking with her ex... EX? Oh... Woo-Hoo! Things might be looking up – hehehe, Dang, I am soooo bad sometimes… Jaye got dressed and, while now arguing on the phone, left my studio, went outside, sat on the steps and continued her conversation for another 30 minutes. I would not usually let this happen during a shoot, but it seemed important to Jaye and besides, I had a nice talk with the cousin – we actually set a date to get together and shoot some nice artistic pics.

After another few minutes I asked the cousin to go tell Jaye that we really needed to get back to work. She did and a few minutes later, Jaye came back in – hating all men! So of course, I had to put on my best behavior, so Jaye would know that NOT all men (namely me) are assholes… I think I convinced her… Riiiight!

Back to the shoot: The rest of the shoot went really well and we got a lot done. Jaye was wonderful to work with. She knew how to pose and she knew how to work the camera. In less than 4 hours (including her time on the phone) we did 9 different set-ups including: cheerleader, three different Goth scenes, voyeur and a webcam scene. We then did a very hot & very sexy bondage scene where Jaye was blindfolded and bound by a metal posture bar with leather collar & leather wrist restraints. The Posture Bar was supplied by Eros Boutique. Yes, this is a plug for Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures. Check it out - Eros Boutique.

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And finally, we did a Somnophilia (sleeping girl) scene scene. As I mentioned with Blogger Babe – Jade Moore, I really like shooting the sleeping girl stuff. Mmmm…

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After we finished shooting, the three of us sat around, talked and flirted for awhile. We set some dates to shoot some non-adult photography and they they left. Over the course of the next few weeks I talked to Jaye and her cousin quite a few times, but we have not gotten together yet. My fault… I have been very busy. Yeah, yeah… I know, that's not a good excuse… but it's a real excuse. Anyway, hopefully sometime in the next few weeks (or so), my schedule will clear and I will be able to get together with Jaye, the cousin and/or both of them to do some more shooting.

Anyway, if you want to see more of Jaye Vampira, you can check her out at "Porn Jester's Asian Girls", "Triple X Cams" and "Somnophilia.com - Sex with Sleeping Girls".
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