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| 1. Do you know the difference between my penis
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2. (Use index finger to call someone over then
say) I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with
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Antique
Photos
I think this
photo was probably done sometime in the late 1950's or early 1960's.
This pic isn't
bad, but it's not good either. I mean... I like the model and I like the
subject matter, but technically, it is a fairly boring pic without a whole
lot of thought going into the art of the photograph. The angel of the pic
and how the model is not centered is kinda kewl, but the lighting
is flat and boring. With the look of this model, a little effort into lighting,
shadows & contrast could have made this a very hot & dark picture.
Now, let's
talk about the model. Aside from being a little too thick for my tastes,
she's fuckin' hot. She has a beautiful face, gorgeous black hair, pretty
"dark & sultry" eyes, a look on her face that says that she would just
"fuck you till the cows come home", and of course she has huge, lovely
& real tits.
The photo is
ok and kinda works for me, but that is only because of the model; and the
model deffo works for me - Mmmm, I would so do her... Oops, I should probably
rephrase that... Judging from the look on her face and the whip in her
hand, she would soooo do me... ;o)
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| Friday, August 25, 2006
Adult
Erotica - UNDERCOVER STORIES: PART TWO
My name's Allison
Wagner, well, it's not really, in fact I've used many names in my career
as and agent and courier for the CIA!!! This is the second part of my story
on how I recovered the plans for an advanced missile guidance system from
the safe of a renegade industrialist named Hans Strecker, before he could
sell them to the East Germans!!! I flew to Warsaw and made contact with
my control agent, Peter Olinsky, who briefed me on our plan of attack,
which turned out to be that I find and meet Strecker in an underground
sex club in the industrial section of Warsaw!!! I contacted the subject
in the club, but unfortunately for me, I was forced to submit to one of
Strecker's brutal whippings with a cat o nine tails that left battered
and injured!!! Our story picks up with Strecker helping me get dressed
and offering to drive me back to my hotel!!!
"Get in," Hans
Strecker said firmly as his limousine slid quietly to curb!!! I was in
such pain that my better judgment was momentarily blinded, and without
so much as a peep of protest, I found myself alone in the back of the limo
with the evil Strecker!!! He casually lit up a foul smelling cigar, and
as if to emphasize his superiority, he blew a stream of smoke into my face
before pulling me roughly to him and bending me over his knee!!! "I-I want
to go to my hotel," I stammered, fearful that he would start beating my
already burning bottom!!! "I want to go to my hotel," he mimicked in babyish
voice before pulling up my dress and coming down hard on my bottom with
his hand, "you American's are all alike, soft and weak, for the life of
me I can't figure out how we lost the war!!!" The pain from his spanking
was instantaneous and so severe that I nearly passed out amidst the agony,
but just before my mind turned to blackness, my pussy was forced open by
insistent fingers and seconds later an incredibly huge dildo was slammed
into my helpless vagina!!! The melding of pain and pleasure drove me deliriously
back and forth between agony to ecstasy, until my pussy convulsed in a
series of the most crushing orgasms I had ever experienced!!! Tears ran
down my cheeks as the limo sped through the back streets of Warsaw until
we pulled into a private drive that led to Hans Strecker's mansion!!!
As the limo
pulled under a canopy next to the big house, several servants appeared
out of nowhere and pulled me on wobbly legs into a large dark foyer, where
Strecker, who was right behind me, ordered in a stern level voice, "Take
her to the dungeon and prepare her!!!" As my legs were barely functional,
the two goons half dragged me down a narrow stairway to the basement to
what turned out to be a chamber of horrors!!! There were five or six other
women shackled or tied to various medieval torture devices that if used
improperly would have resulted in a painful if not quick death!!! Several
of the women were passed out either from pain or lack of sleep, but several
others were moaning softly as the leather bindings cut deeply into their
soft pliable flesh!!! As I was dragged past them, one or two of them begged
me to help them, but with in a matter of moments, I joined them in their
agony when I was strapped spread eagle on a long table with my ankles and
wrists pulled tightly in all four directions!!! My ass still burned from
the abuse it had taken earlier in the evening, but that would turn out
to be child's play compared to what Herr Strecker had in store for me next!!!
I closed my
eyes and wondered for the life of me how I ever let myself get talked into
this assignment, and just as I was about to drift off to sleep, a feather
tickled my nipple causing me to snap wide awake immediately!!! "So tell
me, Fraulein Wagner," Strecker asked softly, "exactly how did you expect
to steal the blue prints from my safe, did you think me so stupid to allow
a mere woman to trick me into giving you such an opportunity!?!" My blood
ran cold as ice when I realized my cover had been blown, but I still managed
to stammer, "I-I don't know what you're talking about Herr Strecker, now
please, untie me and let me return to my hotel!!!" An evil chuckle rumbled
in his throat, and while he softly ran the feather up and down the length
of my body, when all at once, with his other hand he pulled a large handle
which activated a gear causing my bindings to pull my arms and legs almost
out of their sockets!!! "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," I moaned loudly, "n-no more,
please, let me go!!!" Of course, Fraulein Wagner," he said softly while
using the feather on my gaping pussy, "as soon as you tell me what I want
to know, you may leave any time you wish!!!" Another pull on the handle
sent shooting pain rifling through ever joint in my body, but before I
could scream, the evil Nazi pig rammed a huge dildo into my pussy which
resulted in my having still another series of brutally draining orgasms!!!
"Do you know what I like about American women," he asked softly, "it's
that you have such wonderfully responsive vaginas, I call them the Ferraris
of pussies!!!"
With my whole
body now covered in a thin layer of sweat, Strecker picked up a burning
candle, and with no remorse at all, turned the taper on its side and let
a stream of burning wax pour onto my hot damp nipple!!! It was as if someone
had touched me with and electric wire, and while my body instinctively
tried to lurch, it was caught up in the vice like grip of the rack, and
therefore was held firmly I place for more torture!!! "Oh, god," I begged,
"n-no more, please, no more!!!" "Of course not Fraulein," he said soothingly,
"just tell me what I wish to know!!!" I was growing delirious from the
pain, and as I blithered on about not knowing a thing about what he was
asking, my whole being was jolted as a river of hot wax dribbled onto my
clit and down the open crack of my pussy!!! Imagine just for a moment the
last time you burned your lip on hot cheese, and then try and imagine that
same burn in a much more sensitive location, and then you'll realize the
intense pain that stabbed at my vagina!!! Drool was now running down my
cheeks as sensory overload seemed to have taken over my helpless body,
with the pain becoming so intense, that it was now impossible for it to
register in my mind!!!
Strecker now
in a fit of rage, jumped up and went from machine to machine, inflicting
even more pain on his other victims, while at the same time ramming large
thick dildos into each of their pussies, inducing orgasms out each and
every one them!!! With fire now blazing in his eyes, he tore of his trousers,
mounted me, and with a viciousness that seemed palpable, drove his spike
into me as if he was attempting to fuck me to death!!! "Tell me what you
know," he panted between strokes, "tell me or I will surely have to kill
you!!!" The irony of the situation was not lost on me, as the fury in my
pussy ignored the intense hatred that I felt for this human piece of garbage
and it erupted in a wave of orgasms that under normal circumstances would
have been wonderfully satisfying, but in this case left me feeling hollow
and alone!!! The room was now resonating with the sound of women climaxing
as their bodies were being literally stretched to the limit, and while
I was about resigned to the fact that this would indeed be my last day
on the face of the earth, a gun shot rang out and Hans Strecker slumped
over dead on my stricken form!!! The next sound I heard was the voice of
Peter Olinsky who asked, "Allison, are you all right!?!"
The room quickly
filled with a dozen officers of the Warsaw police department, who with
shocked and stunned looks on their faces carefully freed the other women
captives while Peter used his knife to cut my shackles!!! I was in a state
of deep shock but still managed to ask, "H-how did you know.............."
"We had you covered in the Inferno Club," Peter related, "when we saw you
getting into Strecker's limo it didn't look like you were going on your
own, so we followed you to his mansion, and sure enough, they had to drag
you from the limo, so presto, kidnapping, and even in Warsaw that's a capital
crime!!!" As one of the officers wrapped a sheet around me, Peter continued
on, "Then it was just a matter of convincing the cops that you really were
in danger, and voila, here we are!!!" "W-what about the blue prints, did
you get them," I asked!?! "They're already on a plane to Washington," he
replied with a big grin on his face, "now let's get the heck outta this
place, it gives me the creeps!!!" Then with half a laugh I replied, "It
gives me more than that!!!"
THE END
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| Bad Romance Novel Metaphors
With each breath, her chest heaved
like a bulimic after Thanksgiving dinner.
Sleekly malevolent, driven by a violent
hunger, Donovan glided through the chum-filled waters of the singles bar,
oblivious to the remora of Annabelle's adoring gaze.
Her embrace made his manhood swell
like week-old roadkill on hot asphalt in the Georgia sun.
Her petticoats dropped to the ground,
rustling like a cockroach in a sugar bowl.
Beatrice was on him like a piranha
on a corn dog.
...then he kissed her, like a butterfly
kisses the windshield of a Porsche on the Autobahn.
Her breasts heaved like a stormy
ocean, and her pointed nipples were like hypodermics washed up on the shore.
With his broad shoulders and slim
waist, he was a yield sign -- yet she could NOT!
He tore open her blouse like a Publisher's
Clearing House letter in which he was a potential finalists for the ten
million dollar prize.
Like the wind, she ran, her breasts
lurching like a motor boat over a wake, and then, as fluid as a fine imported
transmission, she whipped out her man-organ and pissed away his dreams.
He awoke my slumbering womanhood
with his double tall loin latte. "Starbuck!" I cried.
His chest was her pillow, and oh,
did she drool.
Claire felt swept away by this dark
stranger, a helpless dust bunny in the roaring cacophony of his gas-powered
leaf blower.
His finger, weathered and rough from
years on the ranch, danced in and out of his nose like a slimy ballerina.
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| Sexual
Intercourse (Fucking) Slang Synonyms
FUCK - Acronym.
F.U.C.K - "for unlawful carnal knowledge," or "fornication under consent
of the king."
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upward, pump, push on, pussywhippin', put four quarters on the spit, put
it in, put it to her, put the blocks to, put the boots to, put the Devil
into hell, qualify, quickie, quiff, quim, rabbit, rake, rake the coals,
ram, rasp away, ride, ride the hobby horse, rifle, rock, rock and roll,
rock the cazba, rocking chair, romp, root, rootle, roll in the hay, roust,
rout, rub bacons, rub up, rudder, rumbusticate, rummage, rump, sacrifice
to Venus, salt, saw off a chunk, scale, score, screw, scrog, scuttle, scutz
around, see a man, serve, service, sew up, sex, sex job, sex-up, shack
up, shag, shake, shake a skin-coat, shake a tart, share the sexual embrace,
shoot between wind and water, shoot in the tail, shoot one's wad, shot
at the back door, shot at the front door, shot of crack, shove, sin, sink
in, sink the soldier, sklook, slam, slam-bam, sleep with, sleeping together,
slip her a length, slip into, slip it about, slip someone the hot beef,
smock, smoke, snag, snib, snug, spear the bearded clam, sow your oats,
spoon, square someone's circle, stab, stab a woman in the thigh, staple
my naggle, stain, stand the push, stand up, stick, stretch leather, strike,
stroke, strop one's beak, strum, stuffin', subjugate, suck the sugar-stick,
supple both ends of it, swing, tail, take a turn, take a turn in the stubble,
take a turn on shooter's hill, take in beef, take in cream, take Nebuchadnezzar
out, take the starch out, taste, tear off a piece, tether one's nag, thread,
thread the needle, throw a hump, thrum, thump, tickle, tie the true lover's
knot, tip the long one, to be intimate, touch, trim, trim the buff, trim
the pussy, trounce, tumble, turn on, turn up, twiddle, twigle, twist, varnish
one's cane, wag one's bum, visit the red light district, wall job, wank,
wet a bottom, wet one's wick, whack it up, wham-bam, wham-bam thank you
ma'am, what mother did before me, whitewash, wildthing, wind up the clock,
womanize, womp on someone, work, work out, work the dumb oracle, work the
hairy oracle, wriggle navels, yield one's favors, yum-yum, zig-zag.
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Pervert
Jack
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Poetry
- There is Love
| There is love
Whether you are near or far
There is love
Whether you are joking or serious
There is love
Whether you are healthy or sick
There is love
Whether you are rich or poor
There is love
You may not always feel it, but
There is love |
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Monday, August 21, 2006
Monday
Toons
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Three
Adult Jokes
1.
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses
and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly
how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his
car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular
RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he
calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location
which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an
ultra high resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo
in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg,
Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the
image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS SQL
database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his
Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints
out a full color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet
printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says," You have exactly 1,586
cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,"
says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and
looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then
the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks
about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman
for the U.S. Government", says the cowboy. "Wow! That's correct," says
the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered
the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want
to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked.
You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know
a thing about cows... this is a herd of sheep. "Now give me back my dog."
2.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the
buckle print on her forehead.
3.
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy
coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks
"Why in the world are you dressed like this? The Cowboy says, "Well it's
like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little
red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go
inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt… so I
did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so
I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...
so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
‘Now go to town cowboy... ‘. And here I am.”
Son of a Gun,
Blond Men do exist.
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Sunday, August 20, 2006
Blogger
Babe - Sydnee Capri
Sydnee Capri is 18 year old, 5’9,
135 lb, Black Babe. She has pecan-brown skin, long, straight, black hair,
bright grey eyes, really sexy and full “blow-job” lips, an innocent smile,
very tiny 34B banana boobs with big brown nipples, a 34-30-36 figure, a
pierced belly-button, a nicely shaped, but big, booty and thighs (Mmmm,
yummy), a nice “face down, ass up, is how we like to fuck” doggy-style
arch, and a completely shaved pussy. (See this week's
Blogger Babe Pic).
Sydnee is another one of those models
that I saw on an on-line modeling agency's website and was just immediately
attracted to the thought of working with. I wrote her and a few days later,
she had emailed back with her contact info. I called her, we talked and
I booked her for a job. Very simple. Right? Wrong! Sydnee is also another
one of those models that does not live nearby, does not have transportation
and she does not have a schedule as to when she will be available. Maybe
in a few weeks or so, she needed to ask a friend for a ride. Oh did I mention
that she lived a few hours away? Dang I hope it's a good friend.
Over the course of the next month
or two or three, we talked a few times, but never set a firm date to shoot.
It was always tentative. But I have to be fair and honest... It was tentative,
not just on her part, but on mine as well. Sometimes my schedule is up
in the air and I can't set a firm date. Anyway, to make this short – we
finally set a date and the day before the date came, Sydnee called and
canceled. Her ride flaked. Ok, we set another date. This time, I had to
cancel. I don't remember why. Ok, we set another date. We both canceled.
Ok, one last try. We set a date and Sydnee showed up.
When Sydnee showed up, she was not
what I was expecting. She was better. The pics that I'd seen of her were
with short hair. She showed up with long hair, down the middle of her back
– Yum! More the better. We talked, filled out paper-work. Blah, blah, blah.
I liked her. Not to mention the fact that she has great lips. Mmmm, the
thought of those lips on my… Uh, anyway, we got to work. The shoot was
ok. I don't think that she has a lot of experience and I do think that
she was a little nervous and not quite sure what to do. But she was deffo
willing to work and she was deffo willing to do what ever I needed her
to do. Yeah, Yeah, I know what your mind is thinking… Mine is always thinking
that too, especially with a model that is willing to do anything I need.
And yes, we all know what I need. LOL. But no, I kept it strictly professional
(as always). In about four hours we shot eight different scenes. We shot
her posing in a bikini and then stripping. We shot eight, 40 second QuickTime
movies. And then we did a bondage scene;
Sydnee was bound with a Metal Posture
Bar and Ankle Restraints - all supplied by Eros
Boutique. Yes, this is a plug for Eros
Boutique - a great place for all your sexual pleasures. Check it out
- Eros
Boutique. Anyway, the bondage scene was very simple, but also very
hot. Mmmm, we got some very nice photos. We then shot a scene with her
in a sexy corset (with a bright purple background – again, very hot) We
also did a voyeur scene,
a webcam scene,
and two sleeping girl
scenes. I love doing these sleeping
girl scenes. I dunno, maybe this is an unknown fetish that I am just
now discovering in myself, but something about sneaking in, watching and
fondling an “innocent” girl that is (pretending to be) asleep is a very
exciting fantasy... Mmmm…
After the shoot, Sydnee and I have
actually talked on the phone a few times and we have discussed shooting
again. But, she does live a few hours away, so if we ever do shoot again,
I will be quite surprised.
Anyway, if you want to see more of
Sydnee Capri, check out "Somnophilia"
and "Triple X Cams".
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posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking
for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and
I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER
18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or
HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites,
for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail
me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo
of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from
me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer
and would like to have your work featured here on Sex
Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime
Comix," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that
I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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I would love to hear from you. Please
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