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Archived July 8, 2007 - July 14, 2007 . Saturday, July 14, 2007
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I sooooooo love antique porn. I think this photo was shot sometime in the very early 1960's. Technically this photo is not very good... Well, it's worse than not very good, it is NOT good (period)!!! The composition sucks, the lighting sucks, and it is just a very plain, boring, and amateur looking photo. Nuff said... The model. My first thought was that the model is pretty much like the photo - plain & boring. But upon further analysis... I kinda like the model. Yup, she looks a little big in the ass area and it and her thighs deffo need to be toned a bit... But, she has great hair, great big boobs, slender arms & legs and a beautiful big, infectious smile. Summery: Technically,
the photo sucks... and even though it does, the model deffo looks like
she is having a good time and also looks like she would be great to have
a good time with... I would so do her. ;o)
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Thursday, July 12, 2007
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posted by: The
Cherry Red Report ©
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"Nude Pregnant Women" is another older site that I have completely redesigned. I upgraded it to surpass all the requirements of a "CyberAge Platinum" site. The outside splash pages have a whole new look - very clean, simple and easy to navigate. Inside is new as well. I added 30 hot, new galleries with 1000's of new photos of sexy pregnant women & naughty teen girls. "Nude Pregnant Women" has pregnant schoolgirls, pregnant cheerleaders, pregnant skater chicks, pregnant teens in lingerie, lesbians eating pregnant pussy, pregnant babes in bondage, pregnant girls in uniform, pregnant teens masturbating with dildos and much, much more. "Nude Pregnant Women" is very nicely done. Banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal, there are no consoles, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. And... since "Nude Pregnant Women" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site, that means you also get unlimited access to over 300,000 other adult sites, live chat, XXX movies, adult videos, live sex shows and much more. And... you get all of this for less than the cost of a week's supply of diapers.
"China Dolls" is another of my favorite sites. Hello... it's all Asian!!! :o) The site is designed well and it's very easy to navigate. There are no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. I hate those things so I don't incorporate them into my sites. "China Dolls" has over 300 photos of Asian Teens divided into 7 different galleries - which are updated monthly with fresh new pictures. "China Dolls" is a "CyberAge PLATINUM" site. And again, that means that when you become a "CyberAge" member you get FREE access to over 300,000 adult sites, XXX movies, live chat, live sex shows and much, much more. It really is a good deal... so take the FREE tour and check it out for yourself - "Click here to take the FREE CyberAge tour." Or just click on the link and go straight to the "China Dolls" site.
"Triple X Toons" is a sexy hard-core toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, colorful, fast loading and very enticing. In addition to the main splash page and sign-up page there is a four page tour to give you an idea of what you'll find in the members area. But keep in mind, these tour pages are softcore - not like the type of hardcore toons that are on the inside. I'm deffo trying to give surfers a little more for their money with this site. Inside there are seven galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. Dang, what more could you want? The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Triple X Toons" is a "CyberSex Prestige Plus Site" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a CyberSex newsletter and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.
"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" The site design is good and of course it's easy to navigate. The splash pages are fairly quick loading and have quite a few sample pictures to give you an idea what's inside. Inside there are 9 separate galleries with over 300 photos of teens in uniform: everything from cheerleaders & schoolgirls to flight attendants, doctors, nurses, bus drivers, marines, french maids and more. The galleries are updated on a regular basis (monthly) with fresh new pics. "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" is an Adult Check Gold site. And that means that it's high quality, gives you access to thousands of other sites and has very few banners and no entrapments or other annoying shit that pisses you off. Check it out!
"Porn Jester's Latina Girls" features many full galleries of Latina Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, Lesbians, Exotic Brunette Beauties and just some really sweet & cute Hispanic Hotties. Plus galleries of erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, the most important thing - 1000's of photos of South of the Border Babes - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of sweet Muchacha Muff. "Porn
Jester's Latina Girls" has a nice, clean,
simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out.
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site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links,
no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept
to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult
Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When
you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites,
PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult
Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult
Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries,
live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more So, check out "Porn
Jester's Latina Girls". You won't be disappointed.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007 posted by: Pervert
Jack ©
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posted by: Elsie Bee
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posted by: Neo ©
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The Opera Gloves and Vinyl Spiked
Boots (Modeled by Jenna Brooks) were supplied for the photo shoot by
Eros
Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros
Boutique.
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Do you like
Boobs a lot? Yes I like Boobs a lot! Ya gotta like Boobs a lot. Really
like Boobs a lot. Ya gotta like Boobs a lot. Boobs a lot. Boobs a lot.
Ya gotta like Boobs a lot... Oh my.... I soooo love boobs.
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posted by: Sexy Slapstick
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Monday, July 9, 2007
posted by: Swenson
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1. A filthy rich South Texas man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?" Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool. 2. The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in Kansas , for $200.00. They bought the cow from Kansas and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side." The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Kansas?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Kansas?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Kansas." 3.
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly
usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row, please,"
she answered. "You really don't want to do that. The pastor
is very boring." "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No." he said. "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly. "Do
you know who I am?" he asked. "No." she said. "Good," he answered.
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Tonnes of Great
Adult Movies & Sexy Hardcore Videos in Every Flavour...
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Sunday, July 8, 2007 Emma Cummings is a very cute, 20
year old, 5'3, 110lb, sexy Latina Babe (with a Capital “B”), with long
dark hair, a pretty face with very beautiful dark and sultry brown eyes
that you could just lose yourself in, a very big bright white smile, a
shapely 36-26-36 body with a nice set of big-nippled 36D's, a pierced belly
button, a killer bubble-butt, muscular legs, and a completely shaved pussy.
(See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
This is now getting to be routine,
but I met Emma through my friend, Big Lou. And just like the last three
shoots I did for him (Lucy
Fire, Aubrey
Addams, and Hillary
Scott) he called and asked me if I would again like to shoot the box
cover of an adult porn film that he was producing. Of course, why not?
Big Lou could hear in my voice that I was not very excited. And knowing
me like he does, he was correct because I pretty much knew that it was
gonna be another
White
Girl that we were shooting. Nothing against white chicks, but
I would much rather shoot my preference of… ethnic babes (Asian,
Black,
Latina).
But then, with a smile in his voice, Big Lou surprised me by saying that
the model was Latina. Woo-Hoo! My attitude immediately changed and I confirmed
the shoot with a smile on my face, a song in my heart and wood in my pants.
A few days later I showed up at the location – a nasty little rented theatre with smelly bathrooms, no Air Conditioning, and a fire hazard electrical system that the city would shut down if they only knew. The day was not starting off well. I lugged my equipment up two flights of stairs (of course, no elevator) and started to set up. Arg! Maybe I am becoming a prima-donna, but it was hot (I hate working in the heat), most of the electrical outlets were either making my lights flicker or they were just not working. I ended up running a snake-pit of extension cords from all over the building and… did I mention that the bathrooms stank AND had cockroaches? Double Arg! Ok… Relax… Take a deep breath – but not too deep, because you can smell the bathrooms throughout the theatre – LOL. Anyway, the good part is that the
model showed up on time and she was a total Latina cutie. We checked ID's,
signed releases, and then Emma went into make-up – Not that she needed
it, she is deffo one of those girls that can get away with never wearing
make-up… But, this was a photo shoot after-all and make-up is always required.
A short while later… Emma came to the “Hot” set; make-up was done, and wardrobe was on (a sexy little red & white Cheerleader outfit. Mmmm... But aren't all Cheerleader outfits sexy though?). Speaking of the “Hot” set… I think that the temperature was increasing about a degree a minute. Well, I only have her for a short while, so I will just make the best of it and shoot very, very quick. Emma was deffo a pleasure to work
with. She went from one pose to the next with hardly any direction from
me. And before I knew it, we had already shot about 100 “Hot” and sexy
shots of her posing, teasing, and stripping down to next to nothing. It
was a good thing that we were getting all these good shots because at about
the time Emma started to spread wide, my first strobe started to beep –
an annoying little warning telling me that it was too hot and was about
to either blow a fuse or melt if I did not shut it off and give it a chance
to cool off.
I looked over at Big Lou to see if he was checking his watch. He was, and I knew that I only had a few more minutes to shoot, so I did. Big mistake! About 4 shutter-snaps later the beeping strobe beeped one more time and then went black. Crap! Down to three strobes – Gotta make do. We finished the Cheerleader outfit and Emma quickly donned the Pervert Jack T-shirt (Pervert Jack Store). We snapped a few quick shots. My key-strobe started to flicker. Crap! Emma quickly changed into the Sex Blogger T-shirt (Sex Blogger Store) and we again snapped a few more shots. The strobe kept flickering. Not only was it flickering, it was starting to smell like burned circuits… Yes, it was a better smell than the bathrooms, but it was not a good smell for me; strobes are expensive. I limited myself on the amount of promotional shots for Sex Blogger because I knew that I needed to get on with the rest of the shoot for Big Lou. And as luck would have it, just as
we started the last set for Big Lou, my key-strobe blew… Actually, it just
kinda melted into a puddle of molten metal and circuits. Not really, but
it was almost hot enough to.
Down to two lights. With sweat dripping from every pore, we got about 25 more images before the last two strobes started to flicker. And at about that same time, my camera locked up. Yes, really! It was so not a good day. The strobes were flickering, the camera was locked up and I was done – whether I liked it or not. Actually I was very glad to be done. I wanted nothing more than to pack up my gear, get back to my nice air conditioned studio, and cry over my ruined gear. The good part of the shoot was working
with Emma – she was a babe and we got some very nice shots and I deffo
look forward to working with her again one day. The bad part was… well,
I don't think that I need to reiterate it again… Anyway, after letting
the lights cool down for over an hour, I packed up my gear and headed home;
leaving Big Lou, Emma, the “Cock”, and the rest of the crew to swelter
in the heat while they finished out their porno movie scenes.
While you're waiting for me to put
Emma Cummings on some of my websites, you can check her out in “LA
Cheerleaders” - Directed by Tiger Elwood, and Produced by Big Lou /
SmutWorks. Enjoy!
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Comments & Opinions I would love to hear from you. Please
e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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