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Saturday, July 14, 2007

I'd Hit It!

I'd Hit It!
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Cheezy & Sleazy Pick-up Lines
 

1. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

2. Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

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Antique Photos & Critique
 

Sex Blogger - Antique Photos by Retro Raunch
Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the very early 1960's.

Technically this photo is not very good... Well, it's worse than not very good, it is NOT good (period)!!! The composition sucks, the lighting sucks, and it is just a very plain, boring, and amateur looking photo. Nuff said...

The model. My first thought was that the model is pretty much like the photo - plain & boring. But upon further analysis... I kinda like the model. Yup, she looks a little big in the ass area and it and her thighs deffo need to be toned a bit... But, she has great hair, great big boobs, slender arms & legs and a beautiful big,  infectious smile.

Summery: Technically, the photo sucks... and even though it does, the model deffo looks like she is having a good time and also looks like she would be great to have a good time with... I would so do her. ;o)
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posted by: Neo ©
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Friday, July 13, 2007

Adult Erotica - CAUGHT IN THE ACT

Mickey glanced up and down the hall checking to make sure that the coast was clear, and when he was satisfied that no one was around, he slipped into the furnace room and made his way over to a step ladder that was leaning against the back wall!!! After making sure that the ladder was in a steady position, he climbed the ladder and peered through a small crack in the cement!!! "Holy cow," he muttered out loud as he pulled his pecker out of his pants and began beating his meat, "this is fucking unbelievable," while ogling the girl's soccer team taking their showers after practice!!! For the next ten minutes Mickey teetered on the second rung of the ladder staring through the tiny opening between the furnace room and the girl's shower room until a harsh voice behind him snapped, "And just what do you think you're doing, young man!?!" Mickey half stumbled and half climbed down the ladder while at the same time trying to shove his hard cock back into his jeans, but it was too late for that as he landed right at the feet of the meanest teacher in the whole school, Gwendolyn Hooks!!! 

After finally getting his rapidly deflating dick back inside his fly, the red faced lad stammered, "Well you see, it's like this, I was just checkin' to see, uh, what's up at the top of the ladder!!!" "And what exactly did you discover at the top of the ladder," she asked acidly!?! "Uh, nothing," he replied weakly! "Nothing my foot," she replied harshly, "and your penis out of your pants and angry over nothing!?!" With his head bowed Mickey desperately wished he were any place but in the high school furnace room with Miss Hooks, but unfortunately he was and there wasn't a whole lot he could do about it!!! "I asked you a question," she said, "now answer me!!!" "I-I don't know," he lied, hoping against all hope that she would just drop it!!!" "Hmmmmmmmm, maybe I should climb up there and see what all of the excitement was all about," she opined evenly!!! "Uh no," he quickly retorted, "it's pretty high and you might fall or something!!!" She began tapping her foot in a steady staccato beat that indicated she was less than happy with his responses, and then out of left field she asked, "So, how often do you come in here and watch the girls showering!?!" 

"Y-you knew it all the time," he asked softly?!? "Of course I did," she shot back at him, "what do you take me for, a fool!?!" "Oh no, "he replied quickly, "I just didn't know that you knew, that's all!!!" "So answer me, how often do you peek at the girls," she asked!?! Realizing that it was now useless to lie, he answered truthfully, "Mostly just after school when no one's around except for the athletic teams, never during gym class!!!" The tapping of her foot was driving him crazy, and he wondered what she had in store for him, but her next question really caught him off guard when she asked softly, "So tell me, Mickey, what do you see in those skinny eighteen year olds with with their flat chested bodies!?!" "Uh, I don't know," he stammered, "I just like looking at 'em, that's all!!!" "Have you ever seen the body of a real woman," she asked in a husky voice, "I mean a woman with a full figured body, something like mine!?" He stared at her blankly for a moment not quite sure where this line of questioning was leading, but he sense immediately a change in her attitude, so in a steady voice he replied, "No, I've never seen a mature woman's body before, and certainly not one as nice as yours!!! She stared at him for a long minute, seemingly weighing something in her mind, until she finally asked softly, "Would you like to see mine!?!" 

His mind was totally a reel as he tried to comprehend what Gwendolyn Hooks had just asked him, and in a slow measured voice he replied, "Uh, sure I would, that would really be nice!!!" She eyed him again for a moment, and then replied, "Of course it's a two way street, you'd have to show me your penis and get it hard for me!!!" Gaining more confidence by the second he asked, "Do you like big hard cocks!?!" "Oh yes," she gushed, "especially on young men like you, they stay so stiff and hard!!!" Now growing even bolder he said, "If I did show you my cock, you'd have to suck me off, or it's no deal!!!" After licking her lips in anticipation of what she hoped was to come, she replied in a husky voice, "Of course I'll suck you, Mickey, and I'll even let you cum in my mouth!!!" After acting like he was thinking it over, he finally nodded in agreement and replied, "Okay, it's a deal, so take it off!!!" 

Mickey wasn't too good at ages but figured Miss Hooks to be around fifty or so, give or take a few years, but as old as that seemed, he watched in utter fascination as she slowly removed her dress and slip while exposing her full lush body clad in only bra and extra large bikini panties to his youthful eyes!!! "D-do you like it," she asked hopefully while standing there nervously before him, "I think my boobs are my best feature don't you," as she unhooked her bra and let it slip from her shoulders!?!" He was stunned at the size of her chest, and almost automatically reached out and gently brushed his hand over her erect nipples, eliciting a soft sigh from her as she took his hand and pressed tightly between her massive breasts!!! Even though there was more than a thirty year gap in their ages, he was a man and she was a woman, and in some respects nothing ever changes, and his dominance quickly came to the for as he pulled her to him and kissed her hard on the mouth while tugging her panties down over her almost fat bottom!!! 

While they lingered over their kiss, Mickey's hands roamed freely over the expansive flesh that was Gwendolyn Hooks body, until she was breathing hard and tugging helplessly at his trousers in an attempt to free his now rock hard erection!!! In a voice that betrayed her urgency, she begged him, "Y-you promised, you've gotta show it to me, I wanna suck it!!!" He wanted to tease her a little by making her wait a little longer, but his own inexperience and desire prodded him into hurriedly undoing his pants, while leaving his briefs on for her to remove herself!!! She quickly slipped to the floor, and after grabbing hold of the elastic waist band with both hands, she took a deep breath and slowly slid his white undershorts down over his thighs, allowing his already erect pecker to pop into view!!! He was a little nervous of her reaction to his teenage dick, but he needn't have worried at all because within a matter of seconds, Gwendolyn Hooks had taken his hardon into her mouth and was greedily sucking it like a baby would a bottle!!! 

Even though this was his first blowjob, it was Miss Hooks who seemed most distressed by the situation as she now only sucked on his big cock, she also was furiously frigging her big hairy cunt with her free hand while driving them both towards their orgasms!!! She looked up at him with shining eyes just as his pecker stiffened, sending a torrent of spunk into her throat, nearly gagging her from its profusion!!! Oh god I'm cumming," he gasped as she readjusted his pecker in her mouth, "I don't believe it, I just came in your hot fucking mouth, you suck just like a fucking hot assed whore!!!" How the worm had turned, just minutes before she was upbraiding him for peeking at the naked girls, and now, here she was on the floor sucking his cum like she was a vacuum cleaner, but now that she had gotten a taste of him she wanted more and was about to get it!!! 

She stood up quickly, turned away from him, leaned over an old oil drum with her legs spread wide apart, and then with a hither come look over her shoulder ordered, "Okay stud boy, show me what you've got!!!" Even though he had never fucked anyone before, it was more than obvious where his hard pecker was to go, as her dark haired muffy was flushed and open, in obvious need of a hard fucking to satisfy its overwhelming urges!!! He carefully lined up his dick with her drooling slit, and with excruciating slowness, shoved it in until his abdomen was pressing hard against her fat butt!!! He sighed deeply, savoring the incredible sensation his cock head was feeling for the first time, and only when she began squirming impatiently did he finally begin stroking in and out of her!!! Sex is a funny thing, for the first twenty years or so of your life you're a virgin and totally devoid of sexual experience, but then in a twinkling of an eye you're in the middle of your first fuck and it's like you've been doing it your whole life!!! Mickey took to fucking like a duck to water as he pounded the hairy cunt into submission with a series of vicious thrusts that drove both of them to orgasms that shook them to their very souls, leaving them totally spent as they both slid wobbled unsteadily to the concrete floor next to the furnace!!! 

While his cum slowly leaked out of her well fucked pussy, Miss Hooks rolled her head until she was looking directly into Mickey's eyes and offered, "Now, do you still wanna look at skinny little girls!?!" Mickey stared at the huge chest that was still heaving while she tried catching her breath, and almost like the atomic clock his pecker began stiffening as he replied, "Nope, not when I've got the real deal right here!!!" 

THE END!
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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Foxy Lady
 

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Japanese Shunga
 

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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

NEW Barbies to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. 

These are a bit more realistic... 

1. Bifocals Barbie:  Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2. Hot Flash Barbie:  Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.

3. Facial Hair Barbie:  As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

4. Flabby Arms Barbie:  Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included.

5. Bunion Barbie:  Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet.  Soothe her  sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.

6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie:  Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.

7. Soccer Mom Barbie:  All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.

8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie:   It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."

9. Divorced Barbie:  Sells for $199.99.  Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.

10. Recovery Barbie:  Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps.  Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.

11. Post-Menopausal Barbie:  This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot.  She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels.  Comes with Depends and Kleenex.  As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Featured Artist "Spotlight" - Hazel Dooney
 

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

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Poetry - BODYSHARING
 

BODYSHARING

MY HEART REACHES OUT TO YOU
AND YOU ARE NOT THERE.
I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF YOU
SHARING YOUR BODY WITH ANOTHER.
WHEN I SEE YOU,
I KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER AGAIN
FEEL THE WARMTH OF YOUR LOVE
NEXT TO MINE
AFTER ANOTHER HAS SHARED
YOUR BODY.

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Monday, July 9, 2007

Monday Toons

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Three Dirty Jokes

1. A filthy rich South Texas man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?" Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool.

2. The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow in  Kansas , for $200.00. They bought the cow from Kansas and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.   No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other side." The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow in Kansas?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Kansas?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Kansas."

3. An elderly woman walked into the local country church.  The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.   "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row, please," she answered.  "You really don't want to do that.  The pastor is very boring." "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired. "No." he said. "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly. "Do you know who I am?" he asked. "No." she said. "Good," he answered.
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Sunday, July 8, 2007

Blogger Babe - Emma Cummings

Emma Cummings is a very cute, 20 year old, 5'3, 110lb, sexy Latina Babe (with a Capital “B”), with long dark hair, a pretty face with very beautiful dark and sultry brown eyes that you could just lose yourself in, a very big bright white smile, a shapely 36-26-36 body with a nice set of big-nippled 36D's, a pierced belly button, a killer bubble-butt, muscular legs, and a completely shaved pussy. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

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This is now getting to be routine, but I met Emma through my friend, Big Lou. And just like the last three shoots I did for him (Lucy Fire, Aubrey Addams, and Hillary Scott) he called and asked me if I would again like to shoot the box cover of an adult porn film that he was producing. Of course, why not? Big Lou could hear in my voice that I was not very excited. And knowing me like he does, he was correct because I pretty much knew that it was gonna be another White Girl that we were shooting. Nothing against white chicks, but I would much rather shoot my preference of… ethnic babes (Asian, Black, Latina). But then, with a smile in his voice, Big Lou surprised me by saying that the model was Latina. Woo-Hoo! My attitude immediately changed and I confirmed the shoot with a smile on my face, a song in my heart and wood in my pants.
 

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A few days later I showed up at the location – a nasty little rented theatre with smelly bathrooms, no Air Conditioning, and a fire hazard electrical system that the city would shut down if they only knew. The day was not starting off well. I lugged my equipment up two flights of stairs (of course, no elevator) and started to set up. Arg! Maybe I am becoming a prima-donna, but it was hot (I hate working in the heat), most of the electrical outlets were either making my lights flicker or they were just not working. I ended up running a snake-pit of extension cords from all over the building and… did I mention that the bathrooms stank AND had cockroaches? Double Arg! Ok… Relax… Take a deep breath – but not too deep, because you can smell the bathrooms throughout the theatre – LOL.

Anyway, the good part is that the model showed up on time and she was a total Latina cutie. We checked ID's, signed releases, and then Emma went into make-up – Not that she needed it, she is deffo one of those girls that can get away with never wearing make-up… But, this was a photo shoot after-all and make-up is always required.
 

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A short while later… Emma came to the “Hot” set; make-up was done, and wardrobe was on (a sexy little red & white Cheerleader outfit. Mmmm... But aren't all Cheerleader outfits sexy though?). Speaking of the “Hot” set… I think that the temperature was increasing about a degree a minute. Well, I only have her for a short while, so I will just make the best of it and shoot very, very quick.

Emma was deffo a pleasure to work with. She went from one pose to the next with hardly any direction from me. And before I knew it, we had already shot about 100 “Hot” and sexy shots of her posing, teasing, and stripping down to next to nothing. It was a good thing that we were getting all these good shots because at about the time Emma started to spread wide, my first strobe started to beep – an annoying little warning telling me that it was too hot and was about to either blow a fuse or melt if I did not shut it off and give it a chance to cool off.
 

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I looked over at Big Lou to see if he was checking his watch. He was, and I knew that I only had a few more minutes to shoot, so I did. Big mistake! About 4 shutter-snaps later the beeping strobe beeped one more time and then went black. Crap! Down to three strobes – Gotta make do. We finished the Cheerleader outfit and Emma quickly donned the Pervert Jack T-shirt (Pervert Jack Store). We snapped a few quick shots. My key-strobe started to flicker. Crap! Emma quickly changed into the Sex Blogger T-shirt (Sex Blogger Store) and we again snapped a few more shots. The strobe kept flickering. Not only was it flickering, it was starting to smell like burned circuits… Yes, it was a better smell than the bathrooms, but it was not a good smell for me; strobes are expensive. I limited myself on the amount of promotional shots for Sex Blogger because I knew that I needed to get on with the rest of the shoot for Big Lou. 

And as luck would have it, just as we started the last set for Big Lou, my key-strobe blew… Actually, it just kinda melted into a puddle of molten metal and circuits. Not really, but it was almost hot enough to.
 

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Down to two lights. With sweat dripping from every pore, we got about 25 more images before the last two strobes started to flicker. And at about that same time, my camera locked up. Yes, really! It was so not a good day. The strobes were flickering, the camera was locked up and I was done – whether I liked it or not. Actually I was very glad to be done. I wanted nothing more than to pack up my gear, get back to my nice air conditioned studio, and cry over my ruined gear.

The good part of the shoot was working with Emma – she was a babe and we got some very nice shots and I deffo look forward to working with her again one day. The bad part was… well, I don't think that I need to reiterate it again… Anyway, after letting the lights cool down for over an hour, I packed up my gear and headed home; leaving Big Lou, Emma, the “Cock”, and the rest of the crew to swelter in the heat while they finished out their porno movie scenes.
 

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While you're waiting for me to put Emma Cummings on some of my websites, you can check her out in “LA Cheerleaders” - Directed by Tiger Elwood, and Produced by Big Lou / SmutWorks. Enjoy!
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I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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