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I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the late 1950's or possibly even in the very early 1960's.

Technically this photo pretty much sucks... There is no artistic merit to the pic what-so-ever. No fancy lighting, no use of light and dark, no use of contrast, shadows, or any other photographic technique that would make the picture interesting. The background is boring, the composition is bland, and the model's pose is not very flattering.

Speaking of the model. This is the same model that I have posted the past couple of weeks. Yes, she is actually a sexy & sultry babe with a fairly nice body, but this photo certainly does not show those qualities very well.

Summery: The picture sucks and even though you would not know it from this picture, the model is a babe. I would so do her... but hey, I'm a guy and would pretty much do anybody... ;o)
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Friday, June 29, 2007 Adult Erotica - HEART TO HEART "So, how was the honeymoon," Fay Vickers asked her just married daughter, Katie!?! "Really good, mom," she replied, "everything as just great, and we're both hoping we get to go back to Cancun again someday, it was incredibly beautiful!!!" "Sit down, dear," her mother said while pouring them both a cup of coffee, "and tell me all about it!!!" Katie took the steaming hot cup from her mother's hand, situated herself in the kitchen chair, and after taking a sip, she replied softly, "I can't begin to tell you how wonderful the whole honeymoon was, mom, we played golf, went on a boat ride, pigged out on the food like there was no tomorrow, and took moon lit walks on the beach!!!" "It sounds wonderful, dear," Fay replied smiling, "I'm sure that you and Jack will be very happy together!!!"  The two women had been gabbing about Katie's new apartment and Jack's new job as a civil engineer when Katie cleared her throat, and in a low voice said, "Uh mom, can I ask you a question!?!" "Sure, dear," Fay replied, "ask away!!!" "Well this is really personal," Katie said softly!!! Fay reached over and touched her daughter on the hand and offered, "Don't worry, honey, you can ask me anything, after all, I am your mother!!!" "Yeah," Katie replied, "I know, it's just a little embarrassing that's all!!!" Fay smiled gently at her eldest daughter while waiting patiently for her to get to the point!!! After taking a deep breath and another drink of coffee, Katie looked her mother in the eye and began, "Well, uh, I think that you know that I was a virgin on my wedding night, and I'm really glad that I waited, cuz it was real special and all, but now I have some questions I need answered!!!"  "From the sound of things you seem to have everything pretty much under control," her mother replied, "but if you need a tip or two I certainly will try and give you my best advice!!!" Katie nodded gratefully to her mother and then offered, "The sex was absolutely fantastic and we'd actually stay in bed for three or four hours at a time making love over and over again until we were just too tired to go on!!!" "That doesn't sound like a problem to me," Fay said with a twinkle in her eye!!! "Oh it's not that, mother," Katie replied quickly, "it's just that, well I don't know exactly how to put it, but you see, I have this fixation and it's always on my mind!!!" "A fixation on what, dear," Fay asked with a small smile creeping over her lips!?! "Oh, gosh," Katie replied red faced, "I shouldn't have even brought all this up, I'm so embarrassed!!!" "I think I know what your problem is," Fay said gently, "it's not really a problem though, and all young women eventually must face what you're going through right now!!!" "D-did you have this problem too," Katie asked softly!?! "Well, dear," her mother replied, "you speak of it as if it's in the past tense, but I still feel exactly the same way I did on my wedding night, I'm still just as addicted to your father's penis as I was back then!!!"  "How did you know that's what I wanted to talk about," Katie asked, "I thought I was the only one, and are you kidding when you say you're still wired for it!?!" "First off, yes, I am as you say still wired for it," Fay Vickers replied, "and it was just logical that someone with such little experience sexually might be stunned at the power that hard penis holds over her!!!" "Boy, you got that right," Katie said with a sigh, "I can't seem to get it out of my mind even for a moment, and when I think about it, well, I can't help it, I just absolutely drench!!!" "When you're thinking about it," Fay asked, "what exactly is pictured in your mind!?!" "Sucking it," she replied quickly, "for some reason I just can't get enough of it, all I want to do when I'm with him is have it in my mouth, in fact on our trip, I'd go to sleep at night with his penis in my mouth, almost like a baby using a pacifier!!!" "I still do that on occasion," Fay replied softly, "once you make it a habit it's really hard to break it!!!" "Does daddy get annoyed with you," Katie asked, "I mean does he get tired of your constantly wanting to see and hold it!?!" "Well sometimes he gets a little exasperated with me, but mostly he's very supportive and usually lets me have him when and where I need it!!!"  "What about Jack," Fay asked, "is he tolerant of your needs!?!" Katie turned a bright shade of red and whispered, "He calls me his little cock hound, but I guess the description fits!!!" "That's good that he jokes around and kids you about it," she replied, "the worst thing is when they have a hard edge to their voices, then that's the first sign of real trouble!!!" Fay got up and freshened their cups, and after sitting back down asked, "May I ask a more personal question!?!" "Of course," Katie replied, "it can't get much more personal than this, can it!?!" "I was just wondering how large Jack's organ is, because from what I've heard and read, the larger the organ the more intense the attraction!?!" Now it was Katie's turn to smile as she whispered, "I don't know how big other men are, but Jack's is exactly nine and three sixteenths inches long and six and inches around!!!" "How on earth do you know that," her mother blurted out!?! "I measured him," she replied proudly, " with a tape measure I bought at a hardware store in Mexico!!!" Her mother chuckled a bit at her daughter's exuberance, but in a more serious tone of voice added, "Well, it's quite obvious that Jack is very well endowed and that your addiction to his penis will probably become stronger instead of weaker!!!"  Katie thought about everything that her mother had explained to her, and then in a thoughtful voice asked, "Do you ever get the urge to suck daddy off like when you're someplace you shouldn't even be thinking about doing it!?!" "Like where, child," Fay asked gently!?! "Well, when we were coming back on the airplane," Katie explained, "it was pretty dark in the cabin and I slipped my head under the blanket we had over our laps and sucked Jack off just after we had taken off!!!" "Oh my," her mother moaned softly, "how long did it take him to ejaculate!?!" "Not long," katie replied proudly, "about a minute or two, but no longer than that, so answer me, what about you and daddy!?!" "Oh yes, your father and I," Fay replied, "well I have to admit that I've just about sucked off your father everywhere from the balcony at church to his office at work!!!" "You really did it at church," Katie asked excitedly, "was it empty!?!" "Oh no," her mother replied quickly, "it was during the service, we were in the back row by ourselves and I just got the urge and did him then and there!!!" "Does daddy have a large penis," Katie asked!?! "Mmmmmm, yes," her mother replied with a dreamy look in her eyes, "he's about like Jack I'd guess!!!" "When's the last time you sucked him," Katie pressed on!?! "My, my, aren't we full of questions," her mother said good naturedly, "but in answer to your question, it was this morning just before he left for work, I sucked him off just after he got out of the shower!!!" "Did he take care of you, too," she asked!?! "He was running a little late so he just fucked me hard a few strokes until I got my gun," Fay replied softly, "did Jack take care of you today!?!"  Katie involuntary crossed and uncrossed her legs before answering, "Oh yes, after I sucked him to completion he flipped me over onto my belly and took me hard from the rear until I came like a hundred times in a row!!!" 'That sounds very nice, dear," Fay said dreamily, "but I hope that Jack will do for you what your daddy does for me!!!" "What's that," Katie asked excitedly, "tell me, what does he do!?!" "Well, when we're home alone, he always leaves off his pants and short so that I can at least see his penis, and of course if the mood strikes me I can always take him into my mouth and orally satisfy him!!!" "That sounds absolutely divine," Katie gushed, "and all this sex talk is getting me very aroused, how about you!?!" "I'm simply dripping," Fay replied hoarsely, "do you want me to show you what we do when they're gone!?!" "God yes," Katie replied while now touching her groin area through her shorts, "I'm almost there already!!!"  I'll be right back," Fay said while leaving the room, "don't get ahead of yourself, okay!?!" Katie yelled okay as her mother disappeared down the hallway, and the fidgeted uncomfortably until she came back almost out of breath and opined, "These, my dear, are the answer to your dreams, and believe me, you'll thank me in the morning!!!" What is it," Katie asked softly while holding the smooth plastic cylinder in her hands while examining it closely, "and what's this little switch for," as she accidentally bumped it, setting the little vibrator to humming!?! "Oh my," she said in a startle voice, "this must be a vibrator, am I right!?!" "Yes, dear, that is exactly right," her mother replied while giggling at her daughter's naiveté, "and I think that it's time you learned how to use it!!!" Still eyeing the little hummer carefully, Katie asked softly, "Okay then what do I do first!?!"  "Stand up," Fay said while doing the same, "now take off your shorts and your panties!!!" Katie did as she was told, and then while still following her mother's lead, sat back down on her chair and spread he legs wide apart!!!" "All set," her mother asked, "good, now let's begin!!!" Katie did exactly as her mother and turned the little machine on, and them gently pressing it to the very tip of her hard little clitoris!!! "Oh mother," Katie gasped, "t-this is fantastic, does daddy know you use this thing!?!" "Of course he does, dear," she replied between moans, "he bought both of them for me, the extra ones just in case one breaks, he takes such good care of my vagina for me!!!" "Yes he does," Katie moaned loudly, "h-he takes such good care of you, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh mother, I-I'm cumming so hard, ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy!!!" "Just seeing her daughter so happy and contented, Fay Vickers' pussy wrenched hard several times as the first of several devastating orgasm slammed into her pussy like rifle shots, leaving her shaking an limp as a dishrag along side of her shell shocked daughter!!!  The two women sat there for a long time with their legs spread and the juices from their vaginas running down the inside of their thighs before Katie offered, "I'm so glad that I can come to you for anything, mom!!!" "Me too, dear," Fay replied softly, "now, about this dildo........."  THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . 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"Teen Shower Cam" - Galleries of sexy women and barely legal teens in the shower and bath. Plus new voyeur & hidden shower cam galleries.

"Teen Shower Cam" I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new and very pretty design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. The site has many galleries of hot babes in the shower & bath, plus hidden cam and vintage porn galleries. The galleries are rotated each month so there are always hot, new and wet babes to look at. "Teen Shower Cam" is a member of the "CyberAge Platinum" Network and that means - not only do you get access to thousands of other sites when you join, but also that it's a damn good site! Click on the link, take the FREE tour and find out for yourself.

"Teen Twins"- Hardcore galleries of sexy lesbian twin sisters. Paternal, fraternal and some sexy girls that just look alike. Plus XXX movies, live chat and more.

"Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian twins (or some girls that just alike). I really like the site. Of course, I love the babes on the site; there're some really sexy ones. And to make it even better, they're twins. They're not just twins, they're lesbian twins. Well actually not all of them are twins. Some are just hot lesbians that look alike... So,  Shhhhh, don't tell anybody. Let's keep it our little secret - LOL. Anyway, I like the design of the site. Of course I do... I designed it - LOL. Aside from the aesthetics, it's easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and did I mention - tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot some of the pics, but the majority, I licensed from an image broker. And because "Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.

  "Kinky Komix" - Kinky Komix is the web's #1 website for rare anime and hentai pics, fantasy 3-D toons, and hot adult comics!

"Kinky Komix" is a sexy hardcore toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, fast loading and very enticing. Inside there are thirteen galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a very strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Kinky Komix" is a  "Adult Check Gold ®" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to the exclusive "AC Members Area," access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, exclusive pictorials and videos, and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.

"Mega-Voyeur" - Galleries of hidden cams, toilet cams, shower cams and lots of other voyeur, amateur, upskirt and down blouse pics of cute teens, college girls, horny housewives and other masturbating babes.

"Mega Voyeur" is a "Adult Check Gold" site. It's just what the name implies; a "MEGA" Voyeur site! It has 13 hidden cam galleries of hot young babes changing clothes, taking showers, masturbating and doing the things that girls do when they think they're alone. It also has two upskirt galleries, an amateur gallery and a pregnant voyeur gallery. Banner advertising is kept to a minimal, galleries are updated monthly and there are no annoying pop-ups or consoles. Membership is only $24.95 a month and that not only gives you access to "Mega-Voyeur," but also to thousands of other adult sites, chat rooms, movies, etc.. So, if you like peeping through windows, spying on innocent girls and/or looking up skirts, then "Mega-Voyeur" is deffo a site you should take a peek at - Pun intended! LOL.

"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" - Exclusive pictures of hot & horny Asian teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice tight pink pussy. Plus hardcore adult cartoons and steamy erotic stories.

"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" features over 50 galleries of Asian Schoolgirls, Porn Stars, Cheerleaders, Lesbians and just some really sweet & cute Asian Teens. Plus erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient. "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The layout is very surfer friendly; there are no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So check out "Porn Jester's Asian Girls". You won't be disappointed.

"ProsTiToons" - Hilarious adult comics about the world's oldest profession. Featuring hardcore hookers, skanky ho's, 3D toons, sexy streetwalkers, hentai whores, naughty pin-ups, cum loving call girls, funny flash movies, big titty bukkake bimbos & underground comix illustrated by today's top artists.

"ProsTiToons" features many full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3d toons, street walker stories, pimps, horny hentai hotties, animated bukkake babes, big titty toons, naughty pen & ink pin-ups, anime, manga, special "Stripper Toons," exclusive "ProsTiToons" & "Pervert Jack" galleries, flash movies and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "ProsTiToons" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge Platinum" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an CyberAge Platinum Member, you get FREE access to all the CyberAge sites - that's over 300,000 sites. And you also get FREE access to all the "EXCLUSIVE" CyberAge features; XXX Movies, Live Cam Feeds, CyberAge Personals, Live Chat - 24/7, Model of the Week Galleries and so much more. So give "ProsTiToons" a click.

"Blush Toons / Anime Girls" - Funny X-rated adult cartoons, action-packed anime, hardcore hentai, bukkake babes, naughty pin-ups, funny flash movies, 3D toons and uncensored, underground Manga Comics - all illustrated by today's top artist. Plus exclusive Pervert Jack galleries, Stripper Toons, Prostitoons and much, much more.

"Blush Toons / Anime Girls" features many full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore & very funny adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground manga comix, real Japanese anime, bishoujo babes, cute kawaii porn, anime girls drenched in cum, shibari bondage toons, sexy blush babes, big titty dekapai cartoons, fantasy cosplay characters, exclusive "Stripper Toons" galleries, exclusive "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" comix, and tons of high quality art; illustrated by today's top artists. "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" has great and very colorful outside splash pages with free tours and tons of free samples. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a very nice, clean and simple design. The layout is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. It's a great anime / toons site with tonnes of content and if I didn't already own this site, I would certainly buy a membership.
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"Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi, Goth & Horror Sex Stories" - Erotic science fiction, goth & horror illustrated sex stories. Featuring aliens, monsters, sexy babes and more. Plus 3D cartoon galleries, live chat and XXX movies.

"Sex-Fi" is a "CyberSex Prestige" site and is REALLY one of my favorite sites. I love the design of the splash pages. And yes, I designed them myself - "Thank you." The site had seven galleries of 3D animation, adult comix and illustrated erotica. Plus 20 different sci-fi & horror sex stories. I have also recently added 13 New Erotic Goth Tales, 25 Sex Tales of the Old West, and a new "Dark" Sci-fi Serial Comic. Anyway, the site is easy to navigate and it's updated monthly. If you're into sex, sci-fi and dark horror & erotic goth stories then you really should give "Sex-Fi" a try. Really you should! Really! Really! Do it now! :o)

"Nude Latina Teens" - Barely legal 18 & 19 year old Latina Teens, Naughty Latina Schoolgirls, Sexy Latina Cheerleaders, Sweet Latina Virgins and Spicy Latina Sluts.

"Nude Latina Teens" Site design is ok. It's easy to navigate and there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and certainly there is none of that other annoying crap that you usually get when you go to an adult site. The site has tons of photos of Hot & Spicy Latina Babes (real 18 & 19 year olds) spreading their creamy brown legs, showing pink and masturbating.

"Prep School Sluts" - The Girls you wanted in school, get naked for you now! Barely Legal Schoolgirls & Cheerleaders. Plus Hidden Dorm Room Cams & UpSkirt Galleries. These are real teens - NOT 30 year olds dressed up as teens!

"Prep School Sluts" Site design is good. Easy to navigate, etc., etc.. This site is filled with sweet & slutty Schoolgirls and Cheerleaders in uniform. There are Hidden Cam galleries (so you can spy on Schoolgirls while they change their clothes and do the stuff that Schoolgirls do), and there are also UpSkirt galleries (so you can finally get a good look under that sexy little Cheerleader uniform). Remember when you were in school and you soooo wanted to fuck, or at least date, the Cheerleaders and most of the time they wouldn't even look your way? Well now these Hot Teens are spreading their legs and showing you just what you always wanted to see.

"Nude Latina Teens" and "Prep School Sluts" are CyberAge Platinum Sites. Each of these sites have over 300 photos of young hot babes in various galleries. Each site is also updated on a regular basis with fresh new pics, banners and links. By becoming a member of one of these sites you will receive access to Both of them PLUS over 300,000 more adult sites which are part of the CyberAge network. No shit! 300,000 sites! In addition to getting free access to tons of sites, you also get access to adult movies, live chat, live sex shows, adult games, "model of the month" galleries, adult magazines, personal ads and so much more. And the best part is that it all comes FREE with your CyberAge Platinum membership. Cost of membership is only $19.90 a month. So, for less than the cost of a Large Pizza (with anchovies of course) you get more PORN than you will know what to do with. What a fucking great deal!!! And if you don't believe me, then just take the FREE CyberAge Platinum Tour and find out for yourself.

"Porn Jester's Black Girls" - Exclusive pictures of hot & horny Black teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice, tight, juicy &  pink, pussy. Plus hardcore adult cartoons and steamy erotic stories.

"Porn Jester's Black Girls" features many full galleries of Black Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, Lesbians and just some really sweet & cute Ebony Teens. Plus galleries of  erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, the most important thing - 1000's of photos of Naughty Nubian babes - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of deep, dark, African pussy.

"Porn Jester's Erotic Stories" - The naughtiest collection of adult erotica on the net, with hundreds of explicit, uncensored, rare and raunchy, X-rated stories from today's top writers.

"Porn Jester's Erotic Stories" features hundreds of explicit, sexy & erotic adult stories in almost every niche you can think of. Plain & simple "Porn Jester's Erotic Stories" is a site for adult sex stories.

"Porn Jester's Black Girls" and "Porn Jester's Erotic Stories" both have nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate designs. The layouts are very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, have no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, they're both "Adult Check Gold" sites; which means - they're very high quality sites. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to ALL the Porn Jester sites, PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find tonnes of  high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much, much more. So give it a click.

"Crime Toons" - Brutal Underground Comics Featuring Violent, X-rated 3D Cartoons, Action-Packed Anime, Graphic Tales of Terror, Bloody Murder Scenes, Machine-Gun Toting Gangsters, Sexy Toon Babes with Big Tits, Evil Villains and Super Heroes Fighting Terrorist.

"Crime Toons" features over many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, detective stories, funny cartoons, super heroes, evil villains, brutal murder scenes, good cops gone bad, big titty toon babes, anime, special "Stripper Toons" & "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" galleries, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "Crime Toons" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum.

And, because "Crime Toons" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check out "Crime Toons". But be warned... This adult website features extreme and very graphic cartoons of crime & violence and is not for the faint of heart.

"Stripper Toons" - Hilarious X-rated underground adult cartoons featuring, sexy strippers, skanky lap dancers, 3D comics, funny flash movies, burlesque pin-up art, action-packed anime, hardcore hentai, exotic big tit toon babes, bukkake comix, and exclusive strip club humor by today's top artists.

"Stripper Toons" features lots of galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore and very funny adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, sleezy lap dancers, uncensored comic books, sexy strippers, burlesque floor shows, bukkake babes, private dances, big titty toon babes, anime, exclusive "Stripper Toons" galleries, exclusive "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" comix, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "Stripper Toons" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum.

Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. Check out "Stripper Toons". You won't be disappointed. I mean, come on - who doesn't like Strippers?

"Detective Cartoons" - Hard-boiled X-rated adult detective toons featuring gritty private eyes, horny dames, hardcore G-men, uncensored action-packed 3D comics, exotic big titty broads, underground bukkake comix, and much more.

"Detective Cartoons" features many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore and very funny adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, sleezy Private Dicks, uncensored comic books, blowjob bukkake babes, weird FBI files, sex crime stories, gangsters, molls, big titty toon babes, exclusive "Stripper Toons" galleries, exclusive "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" comix, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists.

"Detective Cartoons" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. If you like hard-nosed pulp fiction, check out "Detective Cartoons".
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Monday Toons

Three Adult Jokes

1. Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get That forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

2. A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. 

3. This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink." The bartender replies, "It won't do you any good." The man, with a confused look on his face says, "It doesn''t matter, I want to buy those women a drink." The bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and the ladies acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads. About a half-hour later, the man approaches the women and says, "I'd like to buy you two another drink." The women both reply, "It won't do you any good." The man says, "I don't understand. What do you mean it won't do me any good?" The first lady says, "We're lesbians." The man replies, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?" The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick pussies." The man says, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians."
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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Blogger Babe - Thai Angel

Thai Angel is a very cute 19 year old, 5'0, 90 lb Asian Hottie. Isn't she cute? Yeah, yeah... I know she looks young, but don't freak out, (and don't any of you pedophile pervs get wrong idea), she IS a legal adult! Anyway, she has a great figure with very nicely shaped 32C breasts, a shaved pussy with just a wisp of silky-soft hair and probably one of the tiniest asses I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah... I know, she's small all over, but still, her butt is just so dang cute. Thai Angel also has beautiful long (middle of her back) brown hair, bright brown eyes and a very sweet, very innocent smile. But don't let that smile fool you. Yeah, yeah... she looks sweet and innocent, but let me tell you, this babe can deffo lay on the "sexy". (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

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I met Thai Angel through and agent. She was the model (with the b/f) I interviewed a while ago. Click here to read about it. Anyway, it turns out that she is not so sweet, innocent and naive as I originally thought. I had a long talk with her and found out that she came over here from Thailand to visit her b/f and to take some English courses while she was here. ALSO, it was her idea (not his) to do some adult work. That totally blew me away. She told me (in very broken English) that she could make some great money doing this type of work and then go back home, pay for college and live quite comfortably in Bangkok for a while. She deffo had a plan that she was following. I'll give her credit for that, but dang!!! She deffo should not be doing this type of work. And her b/f should deffo not let her do it! Oh well... who am I to judge?
 

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As you can see, I hired her for a shoot. Of course, she doesn't have a car here and her b/f has a real job, so I had to go pick her up for the shoot. When I got there she was completely ready to go. In other words, I didn't have to wait for her. She got in the car and on the way to location she finally started to open up to me and talk - which was both a curse and a blessing. A curse because... once she started talking, she never shut up. Dang, the girl talked non-stop all day long. And about half of what she said I could not understand. I just nodded and smiled a lot! No, I'm kidding, her English was ok. Only about a quarter of it I could not understand. A blessing because... she felt very comfortable and we really got to know each other in the short time we were together. A very sweet girl that seems like she deffo knows what she wants in life. But, I still always have to think that there's screw loose somewhere with someone that does this type of work (myself included).
 

Guns and Tits

Anyway, back to the shoot. The shoot went great. Thai Angel was deffo a pleasure to work with. Anything that I needed her to do, she did it. And she did it with a smile. So much so, I actually had to tell her to stop smiling. And of course, that made her smile even more. Dang! We were flying through the shoot. In exactly four (4) hours, between all the smiling, laughing and changing clothes, we did an amazing, nine (9) different set-ups including; sweet cheerleader, naughty schoolgirl, amateur, Lingerie (with a gun - which was very kewl), bellhop(with a dildo), bikini, two (2) voyeur scenes. and plastic wrap. Yeah, yeah... I know. You're probably wondering what the plastic wrap is all about. Well, it was very kewl. We wrapped her tightly (like a mummy) from head to toe in clear saran wrap. I guess that it's some type of new fetish. Didn't do a whole lot for me (sexually), but it was still very kewl.

After the shoot I drove her back to her b/f's, asked when she was leaving and told her that I would deffo love to shoot her again before she leaves. She said she was pretty boo