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I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the late 1950's or possibly even in the very early 1960's.

Technically this photo is just so/so... The photographer could have done so much more the with the lighting and the background. But the pattern on the room divider behind the model is quite interesting - kind of reminds me of the face on Edvard Munch's "The Scream". The composition of the photo is good and the pose of the model is very good (very sexy - very erotic - very hot - very cum-fuck-me-right-now).

Speaking of the model. She's hot, sexy, has a very sultry attitude, and definitely knows how to work the camera. She has a nice body, good legs, nice figure, the breasts are a little droopy but nice none-the-less, a good arch, full lips, bedroom eyes, and a pretty face - though I am not a big fan of her slightly up-tuned nose... But hey... they all can't be perfect.

Summery: The picture is so/so and the model is "fucking" hot - "Fucking" being the definitive word... I would so do her ;o)
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Friday, June 15, 2007 Adult Erotica - HARASSMENT XXY, just three little insignificant letters in the English alphabet, that is unless that was your chromosome designation and not the normal XX or XY!!! XX equals girl, XY equals boy, while XXY equals what!?! For Sula it meant being caught in a permanent limbo between male and female, with oversized male genitalia and a woman's breasts and hips with no discernible body facial or chest hair!!! She stared intently into the full length mirror in her dressing room, and while her body was incredibly feminine with its perfect breasts, flat stomach, long lean legs, and round soft bottom, her eyes always first gravitated to her groin where hung a fully operation penis that stood eight inches long when completely erect!!! Even as she stood there, the blood flowed to her organ engorging it before her very eyes until it was angrily standing up, demanding the attention it so deserved, so with eyes half closed, she grasped herself firmly and with a series of hard urgent jerkings, tempted a shuddering climax from her spitting penis!!! After cleaning up her cum mess, Sula quickly gathered up her clothing and began dressing for work!!!  Later that day in the small lunch room adjacent to the mail room, Sula took a sip of herbal tea and comment to her good friend Rita, "If that asshole Barker "accidentally rubs up against me one moe time I'm gonna clock him!!!" "You too, huh," Rita replied with a shake of her head, "the big jerk's got roving hands enough for ten men, I'm thinking about going to Procter about it!!!" "A whole lotta good that would do," Sula retorted, "those two are best friends, what chance do you think you'd have when it was only your word against his!?!" "Yeah," Rita replied between sips of tea, "you're probably right, I guess we'll just have to try to avoid him!!!" "Uh huh," Sula replied softly as if lost in thought, "we'll just have to avoid him!!!"  "Y-you stay away from me," Rita stammered, "I'm gonna scream if you don't leave me alone!!!" "Who's gonna hear you in hear," Josh Barker asked with a sick grin as he moved closer to the cowering woman, "besides, you know you want it, baby, so why don't you loosen up and enjoy it!?!" "Never," Rita spat, "you're nothing but a misogynistic pig!!!" "So that's what you do a night," he replied with and evil laugh, "just sitting at home reading the fucking dictionary so you can pop off a big word now and then, well, have you ever run across the word, cocksucker, cuz that's just what you're gonna do!?!" Josh advanced ever so slowly towards the terrified woman, when out of nowhere came a voice from the other end of the file room that sounded of pure acid as it rang out, "And just what the fuck do you think you're doing asshole!?!" "Josh Barker spun around as if on a turntable not sure who to be expecting, but when he saw that it was just Sula, a broad grin spread over his face as he offered, "I was just about to give your friend here a throat exam with my dick, but since you've got the big mouth, maybe I'll start with you instead!!!"  Sula stood her ground eyeing the advancing molester closely before she softened her tone with, "I've got and idea, Josh, why don't you do me first, you know kind of a get acquainted suck off, whattaya say!?!" Josh stopped up short a few feet from Sula wondering about her quick change of heart, but when she seductively lifted the hem of her short skirt giving him a healthy look at her smooth feminine thigh he quickly dropped to his knees in front of her and replied, "That's a good idea, baby, come to papa and show him your hot pussy!!! Rita was still over in the corner wondering if her friend had taken total leave of her senses, and in a still shaking voice offered, You don't have to do this for me, I-I'll be all right!!!" Sula gave her friend a quick wink while proceeding to lift her skirt high above her waist, unmasking her frilly white lace panties to the hungry gaze of Josh Barker!!! "How does this look, lover," she asked sweetly while thrusting her bulging crotch towards his drooling mouth, "are you ready to do mama's pussy for her!?!" "Let me at it," he replied enthusiastically, "I'm gonna give you the best cunt lapping you've ever had!!!"  Josh scrambled the last few feet that separated him from his prize, and as of yet he still didn't have a clue of what was about to befall him!!! "That's a good boy," Sula said softly, "now take a deep breath and tell me what you smell!!!" "Oh god," he sighed deeply, "I just love the aroma of fresh pussy, now just let me get these panties off and I'll take care of your problem!!!" With his hands shaking, Josh slipped his thumbs inside the elastic waist band of the satin panties, and with a gentle pull, slid them easily over Sula's smooth sleek thighs!!! With her penis pulled back between her thighs, even at this close range it wasn't apparent that anything was amiss, that is until Josh had his mouth only inches from her crotch, Sula only had to slightly spread her legs, allowing her now semi erect pecker to flop out, literally hitting Josh right in the face!!! Being completely taken off guard by the situation, Josh just stared for a moment trying ot figure out exactly what was going on, until it finally all registered in his brain and he screamed out, "What the fuck's that, are you some kinda freak!?!"  Sula's right hand came out of nowhere smashing Josh on the side of his face, momentarily stunning him into submission, while she deftly grabbed him by the ears and rammed her rapidly expanding erection into his unsuspecting mouth!!! "How do you like it now, little man," she spat with vengeance, "is it fun having someone force a big dick into your fucking mouth!?!" Josh stared blankly back at her while sucking his first dick, but it was Rita over in the corner who gasped, "I-is that what I think it is!?!" "I guess that depends on what you think it is," Sula replied evenly!!! Now slowly coming over to get a closer look, the stunned young woman looked first at the huge cock stuck inside of Josh Barker's mouth, and then back up at her friend's face, trying in her mind to reconcile the two diametrically opposing images that flip flopped back and forth in her head!!! "I never had a clue," Rita replied softly, "y-you look so feminine!!!" "Thanks," Sula replied smoothly, "and that's the way I want it!!!" She was just about to add that she still hoped that they could be friends when all at once Josh tried pulling away from her, necessitating that she crack him another one across the chops, this time cutting his lip and causing it so bleed!!!  Rita looked on in fascination while Sula calmly forced Josh to suck her big pecker, and commenting as she watched, "How long is that thing anyway, it's the biggest one I've ever seen!?!" "Mmmmm, a little over eight inches," Sula replied with a slight moan, "I'm really horny since I haven't cum in a couple of days!!!" "Do you have a boy friend or I mean a girl friend," Rita asked, "I mean, well you know what I mean!?!" Sula giggled her infectious laugh that Rita love so well and replied, "To tell you the truth, hon, I've got one of each!!!" "Your kidding," Rita replied in awe, "which one do you like better!?!" "Well," Sula replied while keeping her vise like grip on Josh's ears, "I like them both, but since I do have a penis, I guess that I'd rather be with a woman because I can fuck her pussy!!!" "A-are your breasts real," Rita asked shyly!?!" "Of course they are," Sula laughed, "I take estrogen tablets that have given me natural breasts and wide womanly hips, but while with most women the female hormones drastically reduce the size of their penises, on me is has had just the opposite affect, I'm bigger and harder than ever before, and right now, I-I'm just about to cum!!!" Josh tried desperately to get his mouth off the about to erupt volcano, but it was useless to fight it, and finally he just relaxed his muscles as Sula ejaculated a gusher of hot spunk down his virgin throat!!!  As her erection waned following her leg shaking climax, Sula shoved Josh Barker to the floor after which she gave him good hard kick to the groin and snapped, "If you now what's good for you, asshole, you'll keep your fucking mouth shut and your hands to yourself, now have you got it!?!" "With a look of abject fear on his face, he vigorously nodded his head and replied softly, "I've got it!!!" Sula calmly dropped her skirt and after carefully smoothing out the wrinkles, escorted Rita from the file room and back to her office!!! Once inside, Sula closed and locked the door and offered her friend a drink of water and asked, "Are you okay, hon, you look a little pale!?!" After taking a long sip of the refreshing liquid, Rita nodded her head and replied, "Well, you have to admit that was just a little bit on the strange side wouldn't you!?!" Again Sula giggled softly and replied, Yeah, I guess you could say that, are you gonna tell on me!?!" "Of course not," Rita answered quickly, "but where does that leave us, I mean as friends!?!" "Where do you want it to leave us," Sula asked softly!?! Rita bit her lip for a second, and after a moments hesitation asked, "Would you please do me a favor!?!" "Sure," Sula replied, "just name it!?!" With her eyes glazing over, Rita asked hoarsely, "Show me your cock!!!"  "Are you sure you want this," Sula asked gently, "this is the real deal here, do you think you can handle it!?!" "When we were in the file room," she replied, "it was all I could do to keep from shoving Josh out of the way and taking his place, does that answer your question!?!" Sula gave Rita a long hard look, and then after no more than a moments wavering, stood up and for the second time that day pulled her dress up above her waist, but this time there were no panties present to hide her secret!!! "Well," Sula asked softly, "satisfied!?!" After making an audible gulping sound, Rita replied, "Hardly," and in a flash, dropped to her knees and quickly sucked Sula's big cock into her hungry mouth!!! "G-good grief," Sula moaned while dropping her butt onto the front edge of her desk for support, "that's fucking fantastic, ohhhhhhhhhhh god is that good!!!" Rita had sucked more than a few cocks in her day, but never one as big and viral as the one standing up strong and proud from her best girl friend's crotch, and with her tongue and lips working overtime, she brought Sula do yet another shattering climax as she filled her friend's hot mouth with a jet stream of hot cum!!!  "T-that was incredible," Sula sighed while her pecker swung gently back and forth between the two of them, "much better than that asshole could ever do!!! Rita was still savoring the sensation of having such a huge pecker to suck on, but the fire that had been ignited in her pussy was roaring out of control as she softly begged, "P-please fuck me, I can't wait another second!!!" Sula leaned down and pulled Rita to her feet, then kissed her softly on her lips and asked in a whispered voice, "How do you want it, honey!?!" With her cunt drooling and semi convulsing already, it was all Rita could do to stammer, "I want it from the rear, take me hard and fast!!!" Gently taking Rita by the arm, Sula carefully leaned her forward over the top of her desk before positioning herself behind her and saying, "I'm going to lift up your dress, take off your panties, and then what am I going to do!?!" "Oh, god," Rita groaned, "then you're going to fuck me hard from the rear, just like I like it!!!" "And what am I going to fuck you with, dear," she asked in a whispered voice!?! "W-with your big fucking pecker, that what," Rita gasped!!! "Are you sure you want it," Sula teased while running the head of her pecker up and down Rita's gaping slit!?! "Y-you're trying to drive me crazy aren't you," the poor girl moaned, "P-please, give it to me, I'm on fucking fire!!!"  Sula gave Rita a couple more seconds to build her tension, and then out of the blue, she rammed her eight plus inch satisfier deep into Rita's pussy, inducing the first of many climaxes on the very first stroke!!! "Sweet jesus in heaven," Rita groaned while grinding her pussy back against Sula's pounding dick, "y-you're fucking huge, I can't believe the fucking you're giving me, it's so fucking good, and I feel so fucking filled up!!!" Sula was now even getting into the swing of things as the head of her big dick slowly but surely took over control of her body even though this would turn out to be her third orgasm in less than an hour!!! "God I'm close," Rita gasped while Sula jammed her like a trip hammer on the loose, "y-you fuck like a machine, always hard and always ready to go!!!" This was the way people were supposed to fuck, with total abandon and no thought for anything but having a crushing orgasm, and that was exactly what Sula and Rita were doing, driving each other to brutally hard climaxes that were sure to leave them drained and sapped from the experience!!!  Sula's cock was now on automatic pilot as she drove her eight inch spike in and out of Rita's pussy until all at once her whole body stiffened as she filled the tight little pussy with a shower of hot burning semen, which naturally caused the poor defenseless organ to quiver for a second or two before it collapsed around the brutal invader in a vain attempt to control its assault, but alas it was too late for that as it was soon all over for both of them!!! Rita couldn't believe how reamed out her cunt felt as she slowly slid off the edge of the desk into a heap on the carpeted office floor!!! "So," Sula asked while caressing the raw head of her big pecker, "who do you like to fuck more, boys or girls!?!" Rita could barely smile, but as her blood pressure returned to normal she managed to sigh, "It's gotta be girls, baby, it's gotta be girls!!!"  THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Thai Angel
 

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Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls
 

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"Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian babes. Yeah, I know, this site is a lot like my other lesbian site - "Teen Twins." The design is the same and I do use a lot of the same girls in the galleries, but, there are a lot of new and different lesbians in "Kissing Pussy" and they're not all twins. A few of the galleries are of really hot Asian schoolgirl lesbians - WOW! And just like "Teen Twins," I really like the site. Did I mention the Asian schoolgirls? :o) Anyway, the site is easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and there are tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing, licking and eating sweet pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot all the pics of the Asian Lesbians (hehehehe) and some of the pics in the other galleries, but the rest, I licensed from an image broker. And, because "Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site, if you become a member, you also get free access to over 300,000 other adult sites, free adult movies (over 50,000), live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. No shit! You really do get all of that! So check it out and let me know what you think.

"Cuntoons" - Features X-rated adult cartoons, illustrated erotica, 3D animation, flash movies, anime, hentai and more.

New Look. New Design. New Content. I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and very violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.

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""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.

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"Sex Safari" is a good site. Everything about the site is good: the design, the content, everything. And the best thing is... it's a MEGA site! Which means that it has a ton of content (photos). The site has 6 galleries of Asian, Black & Latina babes, plus 2 comix galleries, plus 2 illustrated erotica galleries and a huge antique porn gallery. Of course each of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content. "Sex Safari" is a proud member of the "CyberSex Prestige" AVS system. If you become a member then you get free access to thousands of other adult sites, adult movies, streaming videos, live chat and lots more. It truly is a very good deal!

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"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There are also special bonus galleries with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters and Sleep Carry Toons. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on... And, because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.

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"Crime Comix" features over many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, detective stories, funny cartoons, super heroes, evil villains, brutal murder scenes, good cops gone bad, big titty toon babes, anime, special "Stripper Toons" & "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" galleries, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "Crime Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more.

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

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The Vinyl Mini Shirt, Gauntlets, and Fetish Boots (modeled by Jenna Brooks) were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Latina Tuesday

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Monday, June 11, 2007

Monday Toons

Three Dirty Jokes

1. A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess and the moral of the story is, don't put all your eggs in one basket'!" "Very good," said the teacher.  Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers, too. But, we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'." "That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to share?" "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Shirley. Aunt Shirley was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands." "Good heavens" said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay the hell away from Aunt Shirley when she's been drinking.

2. Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing  the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments. Then she asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

3. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber's chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Blogger Babe - Lucy Fire

Lucy Fire is a very cute, but very naughty, 19 year old, 5’3, 110 lb, all natural, just past the shoulder, redhead (the cuff deffo matches the collar), with a pretty face, beautiful and bright green eyes, an innocent smile, a nice teen body, tiny teen tits with light (almost invisible) pink nipples, tiny waist, nice flat stomach, a cute butt, young creamy thighs, and a shaved pussy with just a little landing strip of red hair and a hot flame tattoo. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

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I met Lucy Fire through my friend, Big Lou. And just like the last shoot of Aubrey Addams I did for him, he again called me and asked if I would like to shoot the box cover for an adult porn film he was producing. Even though I already knew that he seldom shoots ethnic chicks (my favorite), I immediately said “yes”. Not only because I needed more diversity in my stable of models, but also because I love shooting hot nude babes – regardless of their heritage. Okay… not only those two reasons, but… shooting a box cover is always good for my career – see how far and well-known it has gotten me so far – LOL
 

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Anyway, he told me where and when the shoot was and a few days later I showed up and was ready to shoot. I had no idea who the model was, nor what she looked like, but once I saw her sweet, young face and her natural red hair, I knew that I wanted to shoot her – not only with my camera, but with my love-gun as well. Dang, that sounds so bad… but hey, she was young, hot, and had such a fuckable air about her that a lot of my thoughts went straight to her pussy. Speaking of which… yes indeed, she does have a flame tattoo there – I guess that you could call her a real “Fire Crotch”. I am not really into tatts, but it was kinda cute.
 

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Lucy went into makeup, then wardrobe, and a short while later she emerged in a really cute Cheerleader outfit. She came to the set and we immediately started shooting. Now this next part is almost verbatim from the Box Cover shoot I did with Aubrey Addams… It was deffo like Déjà vu, so instead of actually retyping all of it, I am just going to cut and paste it and change the name from Aubrey to Lucy – LOL… “Even through Big Lou kept checking his watch, and I really did not have a lot of time, I knew that I had enough time to work with Lucy and get some really nice shots for his Box Cover – not to mention shooting enough content to put together a couple sets for myself. I had her for about a half an hour and in those 30 minutes we shot almost 300 photos. YIKES! I'm not good at math, but that's like one picture every six seconds. No wonder I was tired and sore by the time I got home from the set.”
 

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Lucy Fire was a pleasure to work with. She moved smoothly from one pose to the next and in those thirty (30) minutes she posed, teased, stripped naked, went doggy style, spread her pink little pussy lips wide, sucked her own tits, masturbated, and did everything she was supposed to do to get a good shot. And if I was not so busy concentrating on the actual job of being a professional photographer, I certainly would have gotten a “wood.” Ok, I have to be honest… I actually started to get a “wood”… especially when she looked at me with those beautiful and innocent green eyes that were saying “I want to fuck you.” In reality, it was just my over-active imagination that was hearing her say that… but it was nice to hear regardless.
 

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Speaking of reality… what I was really hearing was Big Lou saying that they are on a tight schedule and for me to stop day (wet) dreaming, stop flirting, and to finish the job… Ok, Ok… I hear you… But I had to take just a few more shots… I brought along a Sex Blogger T-shirt (Sex Blogger Store) and also a Pervert Jack T-shirt (Pervert Jack Store) for Lucy to pose in. And she did so, with a big smile on her face. And as she was pulling off the shirts, Big Lou was leading her to the next set and telling me I had five (5) minutes to shoot this set as well. And I did so in (10) ten minutes.
 

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It was a simple bedroom set and in my (10) ten minutes we shot over 100 images… Yikes!!! We did not have time for wardrobe or toys, so most of these shots were just of Lucy posing nude, spreading wide, masturbating, and showing off her tattooed pussy; got some great close-ups. Anyway, I finished up, gave huggz and was out the door – leaving Big Lou, Lucy Fire, and the rest of the cast & crew to make their movie.
 

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And while you are waiting for me to put Lucy Fire on some of my websites, you can check her out in “LA Cheerleaders” - Directed by Tiger Elwood and Produced by Big Lou / SmutWorks. Enjoy!
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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