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| 1. I was going to tell you a joke that'll make
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2. How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?]
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Antique
Photos & Critique
I sooooooo
love antique porn.
I think this
photo was shot sometime in the late 1950's or possibly even in the very
early 1960's.
Technically
this photo is pretty good. Even though the photographer could have pushed
the lights & darks a little he (or she) did a a pretty good job lighting
it. The pose of the model is great and composition of the photo is excellent.
I love the way it flows and moves. The stockings, garter-belt, and bra
all work well to make this an almost perfect image.
Speaking of
the model. She's hot, sexy, has a very sultry attitude, and definitely
knows how to work the camera.. She has a niiice body, good legs, flat stomach,
nice breasts and a pretty face - though I am not a big fan of her slightly
up-tuned nose... But hey... they all can't be perfect.
Summery: The
picture is pretty good and the model is "fucking" hot - "Fucking" being
the definitive word... I would so do her ;o)
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| Friday, June 8, 2007
Adult
Erotica - PSYCHO THERAPY
"Just lie down
on the couch and relax, Marcia," Dr. Fagen said easily, "this is just our
first session together so we'll use it basically to get to know one and
other and create a trust between us, how does that sound to you!?!" "Uh,
pretty good, doctor," she replied while getting comfortable on the cool
leather sofa that dominated the expansive office of Dr. Harold Fagen, the
resident psychotherapist at County General Hospital who specializes in
sexual dysfunction!!! "Dr. Katzman sent over your file," Harold Fagen said
candidly, "and after going over it carefully, I concluded just as he did,
that you have absolutely nothing wrong with you physically, and that any
problem that you may be having is most likely the result of some mental
trauma!!!" "I realize that," Marcia replied softly, "but what is it that's
keeping me from having a sexual climax, doctor, I'm only twenty five years
old and still haven't experienced even one orgasm in my entire life!?!"
"Well," the doctor replied gently, "that is what we are here to find out!!!"
"It says on
your chart that you're not married," Dr. Fagen asked, "is that still the
case!?!" "Of course it is," Marcia replied sadly, "who'd ever want a cold
fish like me for a wife!?!" "Why do you call yourself a cold fish," the
doctor asked, "the inability of achieving sexual gratification for yourself
does not in and of itself preclude your partner from having a very satisfying
sexual experience for himself, and thusly he would more than likely consider
you to be at the least an adequate sexual partner!!!" "Oh, I suppose so,"
Marcia replied, "but from what I've heard, a man gets a lot of pleasure
out bringing his partners to climax, and depriving him of this satisfaction
would probably make him at least less than happy with the relationship!!!"
"Of course that's true up to a point," the doctor added, "but the driving
force for a man in a relationship with a woman is to procreate, and if
she has or doesn't have a climax is in many cases immaterial!!!" "Well
maybe to him it is," Marica retorted, "but it certainly is to me!!!"
"Okay then,"
Dr. Fagen replied, "let's start at the beginning, when you're with a man,
do you become sexually aroused!?!" "Oh yes," she gushed, "when ever I'm
in the company of a man I can certainly feel the desire building inside
of me!!!" "Exactly what do you feel," he asked softly?!? "You mean specifically,"
she asked a little nervously?!? "Specifically," he replied, "what do you
feel or sense!?!" "Well," she began slowly, "of course my vagina immediately
gets very wet and my breasts seem to puff up and tingle in anticipation
of being sucked on!!!" "Do you like getting your nipples sucked on," he
asked!?! "Mmmm, yes," she replied, "very much, I also like getting them
nipped a little bit!!!" "That's a good healthy sign," he replied, "but
getting back to your vagina, when you get wet is it just a little dampness
or are you really drenched!?!" "Most of the time I'm completely sopping
wet," she declared, "and usually my panties are soaked right along my crack!!!"
"What turns you on about a man, Marcia," he asked, "I mean what physical
attributes do you appreciate in a man!?!" "Boy you really get personal
don't you, doctor," she replied a little red faced!?! "I have to, Marcia,"
he responded quickly, "now please, answer the question!!!"
"First off,"
she opined, "I like a man who's tall, I'm five nine in flats, so I want
a man I don't have to look down on to talk to, and I like dark curly hair,
no baldies for me!!!" Dr. Fagen chuckled a little under his breath at her
little aside, but then steering her back to the topic at hand asked, "What
else, there must be more than just height and hair that gets you going,
what about build!?!" "Well uh, I guess I like my men to be on the muscular
side," she replied, "but not like a body builder but more like a swimmer's
body, you know, long and lean!!!" "What about body hair," he asked!?! "Love
it," she replied giggling, "up to a point, but not like a gorilla!!!" "And
finally we get down to the big question," he said softly, "what about genital
size, do you have a preference there, too!?!" "Her face blaze red instantly,
and in a almost whispered voice she replied, "I-I guess I'd have to say
that I like penises on the larger side nice with tight balls!!!" "Circumcised,"
he asked!?! "Oh yes," she replied quickly, "I like to be able to see the
head even when its soft, and I like it better that way for oral sex, too!?!"
Dr. Fagen sat
there for a few minutes digesting everything that Marcia had told him before
asking, "Have you ever had a man that fit the mold you've just described
to me!?!" "Not really," she said sadly, "but I'm still looking!!!" "What
if we found a man that fit everyone of your categories," the doctor opined,
"save one, and let's say that he was bald, could you be happy with a man
like that!?!" "I-I don't know," she mumbled, "I guess I've never thought
about it that way!!!" "I know that we're early in our treatment," he went
on, "but already I believe I have at least half a theory!!!" "Really,"
she asked excitedly, "and what is it!!!" "How does unrealistic expectations
grab you," he replied, "you've described your prince charming but in reality
you might never meet him, and if you did, do you think you could live up
to the high expectations you'd surely believe he had for you!?!" "I-I don't
know," she said slowly, "I've never thought about it that way!!!"
"Okay," he
said softly, "let's get back to your inability to climax, do you ever masturbate!?!"
"Uh, not much," she answered, "it really doesn't seem to do much good!!!"
"Well, when you do," he asked, "is it at all pleasurable even though you
don't climax!?!" "Yeah, sure it is," she replied, "but that's hardly the
point is it!?!" "Let's think about that for a moment," he replied gently,
do you ever watch television for pure enjoyment, such as a movie or concert!?!"
"Of course I do," she replied, "everyone does!?!" "Exactly," he intoned,
"but you say that there's no point to masturbation even if it feels good
to you, and answer me this, what was more enjoyable to you, that movie
on TV or the feeling in your vagina when you were sexually aroused!?!"
For a moment she didn't answer him, but after a little contemplation, she
replied slowly, "Well I guess it's more pleasurable when I masturbate,
but I'm not sure that I get your point!!!" "My point is that while masturbation
is more enjoyable than watching a TV program," he explained, "but you'd
still opt for the TV show just because your masturbation session wasn't
quite what you'd hope it would be!!!"
"Are you saying
that I should masturbate more," she asked!?! "Not at all," he replied gently,
"I'm just saying that maybe you could start facing your problem by yourself
and not relying on a fanciful idol that probably only exists in your mind!!!"
"But I've tried masturbating and it just doesn't happen for me," she fairly
whined!!! "Mmmmmm, feeling sorry for ourselves are we," he gently chided
her!?! "I guess I am," she said sadly, "I'm just so darned tired of not
getting it when everyone around me is!!!" "I'm sure that it's very frustrating
for you, Marcia," he said quietly, "but have you ever thought that maybe
it's your technique that's wrong!?!" "Good grief," she replied, "are you
trying to tell me I don't even know how to beat off!?!" "Not really," he
chuckled, "but you might just need a little push in the right direction!!!"
"Well, maybe," she replied doubtfully, "but how are you gonna do that!?!"
"Before we
get to that," he opined, "what do you think about when you do masturbate,
is it that perfect male you have in your mind, or something else!?!" "Ahem,
I guess I think about you know, the male genitalia," she replied red faced!?!
"That's perfectly normal," he answered gently, "in fact I'd wager a guess
that ninety five percent of all women think about exactly that, and the
other five are liars," he added with a laugh, "but my next question is
very important, so answer me truthfully!!!" "Okay," she replied, "ask away!!!"
"Have you ever masturbated in front of a man and him in front of you,"
he asked softly!?! "No," she quickly replied, "never, I'd be much too embarrassed
to try something like that!!!" "Even if it meant having nice hard orgasms
for the first time," he asked her forcefully, "and I mean real earth shaking
climaxes!?! "After thinking about it for a moment, she nodded her head
and answered, "I'm ready for anything, let's do it!!!"
"Do I really
have to take off all of my clothing," she asked incredulously, "ya see
lately I've put on a little weight and I'm not ot sure about................"
"Take it all off," he interrupted, "and let's be quick about it, we want
to see if we can free all of the pent up emotions trapped deep inside of
you!!!" After standing up and rolling her eyes, Marica turned away from
Dr. Fagen and removed every last stitch of her clothing, and then in a
small voice offered, "I'm so embarrassed, I don't think I can even face
you!!!" "Well if you turn around you'll find out that I'm in the same boat
as you," he replied gently!!! "Y-you mean you're naked too," she stammered
nervously!?! "See for yourself," he replied, "now lie back down on the
couch and let's get started!!!"
"You have a
very voluptuous body," the doctor commented while moving his chair into
a spot where both of them were facing directly at each other, "I've always
been partial to red hair and large breasts!!!" "Y-you'e just saying that,"
she replied red faced as she noticed him looking at her bushy red haired
vagina, "how can I be sure that you're not just saying that!?!" "Well,"
he opined, "this might be one way of telling," as he shifted around, giving
her a perfect view of his huge erection, "and believe me, it's just like
George Washington, it cannot tell a lie!!!" Marcia couldn't help but break
out laughing at Dr. Fagen's little joke, and the in a soft voice replied,
"You can't tell it from over there, but mine feels the same as yours!!!"
"That's good, Marcia," he replied softly, "now tell me the truth, what
would you like to watch me do!?!" As her hand automatically fell into her
crotch, Marcia stared at the doctor's erection, and in a soft hoarse voice
begged, "Please, jerk it for me, fist your big fat cock in your hand!!!"
"You mean like
this," he asked softly as his hand slowly moved up and down his long thick
shaft!?! "Oh yes," she gasped, "j-just like that, only faster, do it faster
for me!!!" "But if I do that and stare at your pretty body I'll shoot it
way to quickly," he replied gently, "you don't want me to cum already do
you!?!" "I-I don't know," she moaned while staring at his hand and pecker,
"I want you to shoot it all over yourself, really have a big one!!!" "I
could do that," he said almost in a whisper, "but want you to cum right
along with me, you want to cum don't you, Marcia!?!" "Oh yes," she gasped
as her finger flew over her distended clit, "b-but I don't think that I
can!!!" "Of course you can," Dr, Fagen replied evenly, "but sometimes it
just takes a little extra push to get a person over the hump, Marcia, would
like me to give you that little extra push!?!" "God yes," she groaned,
"y-your driving me crazy, tell what you're going to do to me!!!" "Well,
it's not much really," he replied, "not really much at all!!!"
Marica's eyes
were practically glazed over from all of the excitement that was coursing
through her veins, so at first she didn't even notice when Dr. Fagen stood
came over and stood directly over her with his big dick standing menacingly
at attention just a foot or so from her large jiggling breasts!!! "Now
Marcia," he asked softly, "do you want to know what I'm going to do to
help you cum!?!" With a little line of drool running out of the corner
of her mouth, Marcia nodded her head yes, and as her finger literally flew
over the head of her hard little clit, Dr. Fagen began whipping his hand
up and down his dick with almost frightening speed until just before he
was about to shoot he groaned, "I-I'm gonna shoot it all over your big
fucking tits, and when it does, you're gonna cum right along with me, do
you got it!?!" Her face was now contorted in a mask of pure elation as
she nodded her head in assent, while just seconds later, his big pecker
spasmed hard several times before spewing load after load of hot burning
jism all over Marica's heaving chest!!!" This was the moment of truth,
and while Dr. Fagen was in the midst of a stunning orgasm of his own, his
clinical training still allowed him to observe with some degree of attachment
Marica's reaction to his cumming on her tits, and the results were to say
the least spectacular, as her entire belly and crotch convulsed at least
ten times and a series of the most brutal orgasms he had ever seen a woman
experience, devastate her over heated cunt!!!
For the next
five minutes she was unable to speak as she relished the feeling of contentment
she had so long desired and finally attained!!! When she finally opened
her eyes, a small "cat that ate the canary" smile crept slowly over her
face and she offered softly, "I'll never choose TV over masturbation ever
again, and you've got my word on it!!!"
THE END!
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This Week's
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| You Know You're in Texas
1. Possums sleep in the middle of
the road with their feet in the air.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes
and 4,998 of them live in your woodpile.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders.
All 10,000 of them live in your yard, plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it sticks; If it
crawls, it bites.
5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
6. It is not a Shopping cart, it
is a buggy.
7. Fire ants consider your flesh
as a picnic.
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. "Fixinto" is one word.
10. There is no such thing as "lunch".
There is only dinner and then there is supper.
11. Ice tea is appropriate for all
meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea
with our sugar!
12. Backwards and forwards means
"I know everything about you."
13. The word "Jeet" is actually a
phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
14. You don't have to wear a watch
because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or
it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH
them.
16. You measure distance in minutes.
17. You've ever had to switch from
"heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
18. You use "fix" as a verb. For
example: "I'm fixing to go to the store.
19. All the festivals across the
state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
20. You install security lights on
your house and garage, then leave your doors and windows unlocked.
21. You know what a "DAWG" is.
22. You carry jumper cables in your
car ... For your OWN car.
23. You only own five spices: salt,
pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and ketchup.
24. The local papers cover national
and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip
and sports.
25. You think that the first day
of deer season is a national holiday.
26. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit
"a little warm".
27. You know all four seasons: Almost
Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
28. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite
past time known as "goin"
Wal-martin."
29. You describe the first cool snap
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30. A carbonated soft drink isn't
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example: "What kinda coke you want?"
31. Fried catfish is the other white
meat.
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- BLACK AND WHITE
| BLACK AND
WHITE
BLACK AND WHITE
EMBRACE
PERSON TO
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INSIDE EACH
OTHER
A FLEETING
MOMENT OF TIME
LOVE SHARED
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Monday, June 4, 2007
Monday
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Three
Rude Jokes
1.
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he
killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf
gun," the other detective replied.
"A golf gun?!
What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know.
But it sure made a hole in Juan."
2.
A guy and his date were parked on a back road way out of town. Things started
to heat up and he began to undo her dress. "I probably should have mentioned
this before," she said, "but I'm a prostitute and if you want to have sex
with me, it will cost you 20 dollars." The guy wasn't happy, but he paid
up. Afterwards, he got dressed but just sat in the driver's seat without
starting the engine. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the woman. "I
probably should have mentioned this before," he replied, "but I'm a taxi
driver and if you want to get back to town, it will cost you 30 dollars!"
3.
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary
explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening
experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting
Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful
native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever
seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only
to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR!
I pooped in my pants. The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone
would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just
now when I went ''ROARRRR!''"
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Sunday, June 3, 2007
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Babe - Serena
Serena is a very sexy 19 year old,
5'2, 110 lb Latina Hottie with pretty, just past the shoulder, dark curly
hair. She has very pretty brown eyes, a nice smile, sexy lips, a slim hour-glass
figure, small but natural breasts with nicely shaped pinkish-brown nipples
and her pussy has a neatly trimmed landing strip of brown pubic hair. (See
this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
I met Serena through an ad I placed
in the paper. She called, described herself over the phone and I immediately
booked an interview with her. Later that same day she and her husband (yup,
sorry guys, she's already taken) showed up for the interview. Yikes! 19
and married. Way too young for that... but oh well. He was really kewl
and she was a babe, so the three of us talked for a quite a while. I deffo
had to keep the flirting down to a minimal - especially since he was sitting
right there. LOL. Anyway, I told them about the job, the pay, I asked about
them, how long they've been together, etc., etc., etc.. I learned quite
a bit. They were happy, they seemed to have their "stuff" together, AND
(now this is the important part) she had a younger sister (18) that looked
just like her BUT was very single AND interested in doing some modeling.
Upon hearing that my first thought was that I wanted to be their new best
buddy, meet the younger sister, fall madly in love and live happily ever
after. But then my second thought was... Hmmmm, maybe a sister/sister photo
shoot. "No! She wasn't interested in that kind of modeling." Ok then, back
to the first thought. I asked if they would introduce me to the younger
sister, they said yes, so I hired Serena for the shoot. Actually one had
nothing to do with the other. I would have hired her regardless of if she
had a hot & sexy younger sister or not. We set up a shoot for the following
week. And in the meantime, Serena promised to bring her sister by to meet
me. She didn't bring her sister by, she was busy, I was busy and a week
later we were shooting.
Like most shoots, it went quite well.
Serena and her husband showed up on time and we got a lot of work done.
I actually put her husband to work - helping with the equipment, holding
reflectors, etc.. The shoot lasted about six hours. We shot seven or eight
set-ups at two different locations. We photographed her as a Schoolgirl,
a Waitress,
in Lingerie,
in a Black
Cape with Thigh
High Boots and a whip. Then we did some Upskirt
pics, a Voyeur
masturbation scene, and we shot her Nude
at a local park - hehehe... that was fun but dangerous. It would not have
been so fun if we got caught though.
After the shoot, I talked to Serena
on the phone a couple times to offer her more adult and non-adult modeling
work AND of course... to find out about meeting her sister. But sadly we
never worked together again and I never got a chance to meet her sister.
Dang!
If you want to see more of Serena,
check out "Itty
Bitty Tittys," "UpSkirt
Voyeur," "Latina
Teens," "Victory
Girls - Nude Women of the World," "Nude
Latina Teens," "Prep
School Sluts," ""REAL"
Amateur Women & Teens," "Latina
Teens in Lingerie," "Vittoria's
Lingerie," "Cheerleaders
& Teens in Uniform," "Porn
Jester's Latina Girls," and of course "Mega-Voyeur."
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Always Looking
for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and
I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER
18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or
HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites,
for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail
me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo
of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from
me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer
and would like to have your work featured here on Sex
Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime
Comix," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica," "Detective
Cartoons," "Blush
Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult
Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Comments & Opinions
I would love to hear from you. Please
e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
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