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Antique Photos & Critique
 

Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I sooooooo love antique porn.

I think this photo was shot sometime in the late 1950's or possibly even in the very early 1960's.

I guess that this pic is playing off the whole Harem Girl Theme - which has always been fairly popular in the fantasies of men (and women).

Technically this is not a great pic, but it certainly is a fun picture. The lighting is not bad - actually it is pretty well "lit". Nice lighting on the background, the model is well lit, and there is a nice rim light on her head. The use of shadows and contrast is good... The pose is fun, the props are cheezy (but they work), and then set is nicely done.

The model deffo looks like she is having a good time. She has a nice face, pretty smile, beautiful blonde hair, big boobies with big nipples, and her figure is pretty good - though she does look a little thick in the middle.

Summery: I like the photo and I like the model and I would so like to have her to be the Harem Girl that makes my fantasies cum true ;o)
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Friday, May 18, 2007 Adult Erotica - A POSITION AVAILABLE "A very interesting resume', Mr. Dancer, "very interesting indeed, but I'm afraid that the job you're applying for has very specific requirements, and unfortunately there's nothing here that will tell me if you're qualified for this position!!!" "Exactly what is the position I'm applying for," Mike Dancer asked the personnel director, "the add was little bit murky as far as the job description went!?!" "And with good reason," Joanne Ford replied quickly, "the job in question is of an extremely personal nature, and requires the utmost of discretion by whom ever finally fills is, do I make myself clear!?!" "Uh, not really," Mike replied, "I'm not usually so slow on the uptake, but I'm afraid that you'll have to be a little more specific!!!" "Agreed," Joanne replied softly, "from what I've seen so far you are more than qualified for the job, you're young and athletic, a good student, bright, and from what I can tell a good conversationalist, but unfortunately, there is one more physical requirement that must be measured up to and if you don't pass muster there, the interview ends right here!!!  Mike looked quizzically across the desk at Joanne Ford, and replied in exasperation, "well I guess then that we're done then, because I haven't a clue what you're talking about," while standing up to get ready to leave!!! "Please, sit down for just another minute," Joanne asked in a hushed tone, "have you ever heard Eleanor Parkman, our president and CEO!?!" "Who hasn't," Mike replied while retaking his chair, "she's one the the ten richest women in the country, powerful beautiful, and from what I've heard, pretty hard to work for!!!" "To a tee, Mr. Dancer," Joanne quickly replied, "but you left out one important detail!!!" "And what's that," Mike asked!?! "The fact that she's single and never been married," Joanne "Ford replied, "that is the missing detail!!!" "Okay," Mike replied, "I'll bite, why is it so important that she's never been married!?!" "Because of her heavy work load," Joanne explained, "Mz. Parkman never has had the time nor inclination to get married or involved personally with a man because she feels that having a relationship would take away from her work, and since failure is an anathema to her, she would never try anything that was sure to not to work out!!!" Mike sat there listening intently to what Joanne Ford was saying as she continued on, "Now Eleanor Parkman is a normal woman with normal physical needs, but since she has no time for a regular relationship, she found that for her, the best way to handle the situation is by hiring a young man such as yourself to be her companion!!!"  Mike sat there dumbly not able to even speak he was so stunned at what Joanne Ford had just told him, but finally he was able to stammer, "Y-you mean she'll pay me to sleep with her, and that's it!?!" "Oh, no, not at all," the personnel director replied quickly, "of course you will be having sex together, but also dining, traveling, and after she gets to know you better, probably even helping her with her work!!!" "Okay," Mike replied, "say I decided to go along with you on this, what is this requirement that you were talking about!?!" "That is what I'm about to get to," she replied softly, "but first I must explain something about Mz. Parkman, as with many successful people she's extremely driven to succeed, and like these people, her sex drive can at times be enormous!!!" "Okay, so she likes a lot of sex," Mike interjected, "so do I, but so what!?!" Now speaking more softly and slowly, Joanne Ford replied, "Well, Mike, Ellie Parkman is absolutely addicted to huge erections, and if you don't measure up, well just you don't get the job, it's as simple as that, so now you can see why the ad was so murky as you called it!!!" "Uh, yeah," he mumbled lost in thought, "but, uh, how do you know if I've got what it takes!?!" "That," Joanne Ford replied, "is exactly what I was coming to!!!"  Mike fidgeted uneasily in his chair while Joanne Ford came around from behind her desk and said, "Now Mike, if you're sure that you don't have what it takes you can get up and leave right now and there will be no hard feelings, but on the other hand, if you want to go for it, you're going to have to slip off your pants and shorts and get and erection for me as quickly as possible!!!" "And if I do," Mike asked, "then what!?!" "Then," she went on, "I have this cylinder filled with liquid latex that we insert your erection into, it is perfectly safe to the skin and very quick hardening, so after only several minutes you remove your organ and we pour water into the mold and then measure the volume that your penis has displaced!!!" "And," Mike asked, "then what!?!" "That's it," she replied, "if enough water is displaced, you're hired, if not, well then at least you'll know exactly how big your penis is, so what's it going to be!?!"  Joanne placed a quart jar on top of the desk followed by a can of dry latex mix!!! She carefully measured out two cups of the powder, and when everything was set, she offered, "Okay, now after you have a full erection, you just give me the word and I'll add the powder to the water and thirty seconds later you can stick your penis into the solution, it's that simple, so take off your things and we'll get started!!!" "How did he ever get himself involved with something like this," he said to himself while dropping his boxers and pants, "I must be out of my mind!!!" "Well, there it is," he said nervously, "how does it look so far!?!" "Ohhhhh, Mike," she sighed while staring at his rapidly expanding member, "I don't think we're gonna have any trouble at all, but since Mz. Parkman wants to see the numbers, we have to finish the experiment!!!" Mike stared down at his now almost erect pecker, and as if she was reading his mind offered, "Would you like some help with that, after all, we wanna make sure that you're hard as a rock, we wouldn't want you to cheat yourself, now would we!?!" "Uh, no," Mike sighed as the head of his pecker slipped into Joanne Ford's mouth, "we certainly wouldn't want to do that, ohhhhhh myyyyyy!!!"  "Follow me, Mike," Joanne said while showing him out the door, "it's time to meet the boss, do you think you're ready!?!" "As ready as I'll ever be," he replied while stepping into the elevator for the ride to the penthouse, "do you think that she'll like me, I mean she could have any man she wanted, and I'm just a twenty two year old kid so to speak!?!" "Let me give you one hint," Joanne offered as the elevator rocketed towards the sixty first floor, "she'll push you to see how much you'll take, and if you let her walk all over you she'll end up despising you as weak and worthless, so while I don't recommend acting like a jerk or anything, don't take any of her guff either!!!" Mike was just about to thank her for the advice when the car suddenly slowed to a halt and the door slid silently open exposing the two of them to vast expanse that was Ellie Parkman's apartment!!! At that moment Mike felt like staying in the elevator car and hitting the lobby button, but before he could flee, a strong feminine voice from the other side of the room called out, "Joanne, Mr. Dancer, won't you please come in and join me for drink!!!"  "I must be out of my mind," Mike whispered hoarsely to Joanne Ford, "let's get out of here!!!" "It's to late for that, buster," she said while taking him firmly by the arm and leading across the marble floor to where Eleanor Parkman was seated next to a huge window offering a spectacular view of Chicago's skyline!!! "It's nice to meet you, Mr. Dancer," Eleanor Parkman said while extending her hand in a firm handshake, "Joanne has told me so much about you!!!" "Uh thank you very much, Mz. Parkman, I've heard a lot about you too, but then who hasn't!!!" It was then for the first time that Mike heard Ellie Parkman's infectious laugh that seemed to indicate that she didn't take herself all that seriously, and just as he had sensed she replied with a twinkle in her eye, "All of it good I hope, right Joanne!!!" "You've gotta watch it with her, Mike," Joanne replied, "she's pretty tricky, so now if you two will excuse me, I've got a lot of work to, have fun!!!"  Both Mike and Eleanor Parkman watched as Joanne disappeared into the elevator for her ride down to the twentieth floor, before Ellie Parkman asked, "Did Joanne give you a run down on your duties, Mr. Dancer!?!" "She gave me a quick outline," Mike replied quickly, "but could I please make a suggestion!?!" "Certainly," she replied softly, "please go ahead!!!" "Please call me Mike," he replied, "I really feel uncomfortable having you call me Mr. Dancer!!!" "Fair enough, Mike," she replied quickly, "and while we're alone, or in my apartment you may call me Ellie, is that good with you!?!" "Just fine," he said, "so it's Mike and Ellie, then!!!"  For the first time since he had met her, Mike noticed that even though Ellie Parkman was probably about fifty, she was truly a striking woman with large full breasts, sensuous full lips, jet black hair that perfectly framed her attractive face, and from what he could see from where he was standing, fairly trim legs!!! "Do you like what you see, Mike," she asked softly!?! "O-oh gosh, I'm sorry," he replied red faced, "I didn't mean to stare, please forgive me!!!" "For what," she answered with that lifting laugh, "if I were you I'd be wondering what the merchandise looked like, after all I'm just another old woman!!!" "You've gotta be kidding," he stammered, "y-you're beautiful!!!" "Why thank you, Mike," she replied softly, "and I think you're nice looking too, and I'd like to get a much better look, so if you'd just step over here please..................." "Mike drained his scotch and water and nervously moved directly in front of the still seated woman, who with slightly shaking hands reached out to undo his pants!!!  While she was undoing his trousers, Mike couldn't help but notice that she seemed as nervous as he was, so in a soft voice he asked, "Here, let me help you with that, this top catch is a little bit tricky," as he gently pushed her hands away and undid his trousers for her!!! "Thank you, Mike," she whispered hoarsely, while the still nervous young man extracted his big pecker from inside his shorts, "m-my gosh, you have a beautiful penis, I just know I'm gonna love sucking on this!!!" With his eyes widening in wonder, Mike threw back his head as Ellie Parkman nearly swallowed his eight inch pecker whole, and while her lips and tongue caressed his organ, he stammered, "y-you're incredible, oh, oh, I'm gonna cum, I can't believe I'm cumming already, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, t-there it cums!!!"  "Good grief," he panted, "where did you learn how to do that, that is without a doubt the best blow job I've ever had in my life!!!" "Did you really like it," she asked hopefully!?! "Are you kidding," he asked wide eyed, "my legs almost gave out on me!!!" "Good," she replied while kissing him on the end of his semi hard cock, "from now on this is all mine!!!" "Are you as good at receiving as you are at giving," he asked mischievously!?! "And just what did you have in mind," she asked softly!?! "Just this," Mike replied while dropping to his knees in front of her and opening up the front of her silk dressing gown, opening her legs, and burying his face into her smoothly shaved pussy!!! "Ohhhhhh, Mikey," she sighed as his tongue slithered in and out of her bulging vaginal lips, "you have a very talented tongue, oh yesssssss, right there, do my clit for me, ohhhhhhhhh yes!!!" He looked up into her eyes with his shiny juice covered face, and in a soft voice ordered, "Suck your nipple for me, do it!!!" "I-I've never done that, before," she gasped, "I don't think that I can!!!" "I won't suck your pussy until you do," he replied sternly, "now be a good girl and suck your tit!!!" Almost gingerly she took one of her big boobs into her hands and with hardly any effort at all, sucked her rigid nipple into her hot wet mouth!!! "See how easy that was," he said hoarsely, "now nip your nipple, bite it, harder!!!" Deep moans erupted form her throat as she devoured her hot nipple, but finally she reached out with her free hand and drew his mouth back to her pussy, and with and urgency brought on by her imminent orgasm, she thrust her crotch against his mouth as her entire body shook as a crushing climax engulfed her whole being!!!  "So how was that," he asked lightly while kissing the inside of her thighs, "wanna do it again sometime!?!" "With a little line of drool running out of the corner of her mouth, she barely nodded as the pounding in her vagina slowly ebbed away, leaving her a shell shocked mess!!! After both of them had recuperated from their cums, Mike jumped to his feet, and while pulling Ellie with him, asked excitedly, "I've go and idea, where's the bathroom, let's take a shower together!!!"  "Mmmmmm, this feels good," she said as the stinging hot water wafted over their satisfied bodies, "here, let me wash that, after all, it's mine!!!" Mike threw his head back and laughed, but soon the small soapy hands had done their magic, and again, his penis was standing at full attention and in dire need of another ejaculation!!! "You're all bad, did you know that," he said while pulling her to him and kissing her full on the lips, "just look at what you've done!?!" "I'm sorry," she said sweetly, "I guess I forgot to tell you that I love big hard cocks!!!" "So what are we gonna do about it," he asked while cupping her full ripe chest!?! ""Well," she replied softly, "I could give you another blow job, that's always nice!!!" "No," he said after thinking it over for a minute, "I think that I'd rather do this," as he grabbed her under her arms and easily hefted her into the air and lowered her gaping vagina onto his thick cudgel of a dick!!! "Oh, fuck," she moaned as he entered her to the hilt, "t-that's fucking incredible, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck, you're filling me to overflowing!!! "Hold on, Ellie," he whispered into her ear, "you're about to get fucked, big time!!!" She wrapped her legs around his back and locked them into place, but it was useless trying to prevent the onslaught that was just starting as he started bouncing her up and down on his pecker until she was screaming in ecstasy as orgasm after orgasm rocketed though her pussy leaving her hanging limp like a flag on a windless day from his awesome erection!!!  Ten minutes later she tried to getting to her feet, but that to was hopeless, and in a weak voice offered, "You're gonna be very good for me, Mr. Dancer!!!" He kissed her gently on each nipple as the water continued raining down on them, and in a gruff voice replied, "What did I tell you to call me!?!" "With that lilting laugh of her filling the room, she smiled and replied, "I mean Mike!!!"  THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Illustrated Erotic Tales
 

Sex-Fi Erotica

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Invade Their Privacy

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Friday Funnies

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Sneak Peek Preview - Blogger Babe - Carolyn
 

Next Week's Blog Babe

Carolyn

Japanese Shunga
 

Check This - Lovely Lesbo Lickers
 

Hardcore & Hot Lesbian Action!

This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls
 

Somnophilia Sleepy Sex Fetish

UpDates & Reviews

"Teen Shower Cam" - Galleries of sexy women and barely legal teens in the shower and bath. Plus new voyeur & hidden shower cam galleries.

"Teen Shower Cam" I have completely redesigned and rebuilt this site. The splash pages now load fast and have a great new and very pretty design. And... inside I've added lots of brand new galleries. The site is easy to navigate and (as with all my sites) there are no hidden links, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. The site has many galleries of hot babes in the shower & bath, plus hidden cam and vintage porn galleries. The galleries are rotated each month so there are always hot, new and wet babes to look at. "Teen Shower Cam" is a member of the "CyberAge Platinum" Network and that means - not only do you get access to thousands of other sites when you join, but also that it's a damn good site! Click on the link, take the FREE tour and find out for yourself.

"Teen Twins"- Hardcore galleries of sexy lesbian twin sisters. Paternal, fraternal and some sexy girls that just look alike. Plus XXX movies, live chat and more.

"Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian twins (or some girls that just alike). I really like the site. Of course, I love the babes on the site; there're some really sexy ones. And to make it even better, they're twins. They're not just twins, they're lesbian twins. Well actually not all of them are twins. Some are just hot lesbians that look alike... So,  Shhhhh, don't tell anybody. Let's keep it our little secret - LOL. Anyway, I like the design of the site. Of course I do... I designed it - LOL. Aside from the aesthetics, it's easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and did I mention - tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot some of the pics, but the majority, I licensed from an image broker. And because "Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.

  "Kinky Komix" - Kinky Komix is the web's #1 website for rare anime and hentai pics, fantasy 3-D toons, and hot adult comics!

"Kinky Komix" is a sexy hardcore toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, fast loading and very enticing. Inside there are thirteen galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a very strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Kinky Komix" is a  "Adult Check Gold ®" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to the exclusive "AC Members Area," access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, exclusive pictorials and videos, and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.

"Mega-Voyeur" - Galleries of hidden cams, toilet cams, shower cams and lots of other voyeur, amateur, upskirt and down blouse pics of cute teens, college girls, horny housewives and other masturbating babes.

"Mega Voyeur" is a "Adult Check Gold" site. It's just what the name implies; a "MEGA" Voyeur site! It has 13 hidden cam galleries of hot young babes changing clothes, taking showers, masturbating and doing the things that girls do when they think they're alone. It also has two upskirt galleries, an amateur gallery and a pregnant voyeur gallery. Banner advertising is kept to a minimal, galleries are updated monthly and there are no annoying pop-ups or consoles. Membership is only $24.95 a month and that not only gives you access to "Mega-Voyeur," but also to thousands of other adult sites, chat rooms, movies, etc.. So, if you like peeping through windows, spying on innocent girls and/or looking up skirts, then "Mega-Voyeur" is deffo a site you should take a peek at - Pun intended! LOL.

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"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" features over 50 galleries of Asian Schoolgirls, Porn Stars, Cheerleaders, Lesbians and just some really sweet & cute Asian Teens. Plus erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient. "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The layout is very surfer friendly; there are no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So check out "Porn Jester's Asian Girls". You won't be disappointed.

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"ProsTiToons" features many full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3d toons, street walker stories, pimps, horny hentai hotties, animated bukkake babes, big titty toons, naughty pen & ink pin-ups, anime, manga, special "Stripper Toons," exclusive "ProsTiToons" & "Pervert Jack" galleries, flash movies and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "ProsTiToons" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout  is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge Platinum" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an CyberAge Platinum Member, you get FREE access to all the CyberAge sites - that's over 300,000 sites. And you also get FREE access to all the "EXCLUSIVE" CyberAge features; XXX Movies, Live Cam Feeds, CyberAge Personals, Live Chat - 24/7, Model of the Week Galleries and so much more. So give "ProsTiToons" a click.

"Blush Toons / Anime Girls" - Funny X-rated adult cartoons, action-packed anime, hardcore hentai, bukkake babes, naughty pin-ups, funny flash movies, 3D toons and uncensored, underground Manga Comics - all illustrated by today's top artist. Plus exclusive Pervert Jack galleries, Stripper Toons, Prostitoons and much, much more.

"Blush Toons / Anime Girls" features many full galleries of extreme, graphic, hardcore & very funny adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground manga comix, real Japanese anime, bishoujo babes, cute kawaii porn, anime girls drenched in cum, shibari bondage toons, sexy blush babes, big titty dekapai cartoons, fantasy cosplay characters, exclusive "Stripper Toons" galleries, exclusive "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" comix, and tons of high quality art; illustrated by today's top artists. "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" has great and very colorful outside splash pages with free tours and tons of free samples. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a very nice, clean and simple design. The layout is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. It's a great anime / toons site with tonnes of content and if I didn't already own this site, I would certainly buy a membership.
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Blush Toons / Anime Girls
 

Blush Toons / Anime Girls

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Mummified Girls

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Featured Artist "Spotlight" - Hazel Dooney
 

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

Doggy Style Divas

Yummy Blogger Babes
 

Blog Babe

Anika

Tramp Stamps
 

Tramp Stamps

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Sleep Carry Innocent Damsels in Distress Carried to Safety... or Torment! Sleep Carry is a FREE "Lift & Carry" site for the Hero, Villain (or Pervert) in all of us.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Pervert Jack

Poetry - You said...
 

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Crazy Comix

Sexy Nurse Costume by Eros Boutique
 

Sexy Nurse Outfit Supplied by Eros Boutique

Nurse Underwear Supplied by Eros Boutique

The Complete Sexy Nurse Outfit (modeled by Roxetta) was supplied for the photo shoot by Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros Boutique.
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Pregnant Tuesday

Mmmm... Pregnant Girls... Enjoy!
 

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Nude Pregnant Women - Knocked Up & About to Drop

Monday, May 14, 2007

Monday Toons

Three Adult Jokes

1. A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.  He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"  She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."  Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God ... are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table -- with all my buddies watching -- while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." 

2. Q - What is the difference between a Mother & a Wife?
A – One brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

3. Wife: Honey, what are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing??? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date.
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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Blogger Babe - Celeste

Celeste is a 21 year old, 5'10, 125 lb Black Babe. Yup, I  said 5'10! She's one tall glass of water and yes, her legs go all the way up... She has long natural black hair, a nice figure and a completely shaved pussy with a little, tiny landing-strip of black pubic hair. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

Victory Girls!

I know that I met Celeste through an ad I placed in the paper, but I am totally drawing a blank here regarding the interview... I don't remember interviewing her at all... but I must have liked her... considering that I booked her for a shoot.
 

Cheerleaders in Uniform

I'm still drawing a blank here... I don't remember much about the shoot either. Dang, I must be getting old - LOL. All I can do is guess that the shoot went well... Actually it must have, we shot eight different set-ups at two different locations and did it all in about 5 hours. We shot her as a Cheerleader, as an African Princess, in Lingerie, in a Navy outfit and we also did a whole Amateur and Voyeur series.
 

Vittoria's Lingerie

After the shoot, I never saw or talked to Celeste again and if I did, I certainly don't remember. LOL.
 

Porn Jester's Black Girls

If you want to see more of Celeste, check out "Nude Amateur Women," "Mixed Chicks," "Vittoria's Lingerie," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Island Girls of Jamaica," "Black Cheerleaders," "Prep School Sluts," "'REAL' Amateur Women & Teens," "Mega Voyeur," "Victory Girls!," "Triple X Cams," and of course "Porn Jester's Black Girls."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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