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Saturday, May 5, 2007
Cinco
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| 1. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?)
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Antique
Photos & Critique
I sooooooo
love antique porn.
I think this
photo was shot sometime in the late 1950's or possibly even in the very
early 1960's.
Technically
there is not really a whole lot to say about this photo - it pretty much
sucks - off camera flash, no fancy lighting, no contrast, no dark shadows,
pretty much just one tone of grey, composition doesn't really work for
me, and the model has a crappy look on her face.
Speaking of
the model, she really doesn't do a whole lot for me either. Hate the hairdo,
eyebrows need plucking, one boob looks nice, the other looks mis-shapen,
and to top it off - babe got gut and roll.
All is not
lost though. I do like the outfit (or lack of) that the model is wearing;
diamond necklace, opera gloves, skirt, garter & nylons - always works
for me. But what I do not understand - look at how loose the top of the
stockings are. I mean... come on... it's not rock science. How come they
couldn't figure out how to make stockings fit back in the day?
Summery. Clothes
are kewl. Photo sucks. Model sucks... but I would still deffo do her -
mis-shapen boob and all ;o)
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| Friday, May 4, 2007
Adult
Erotica - THE SHOWER ROOM
Bart Engle
stood under the burning needles of hot water as the day's tensions seemed
to rinse away as easily as the grimy sweat and dirt that had accumulated
during his job as a heavy equipment operator!!! At least four or five other
men were also taking their showers, when the female operators came sauntering
into the shower room, dropped their towels, and calmly took their places
along side the men!!! Vicki was the red head with the the big boobs and
plump ass, and no matter how hard he tried or how often he saw her, Bart
just couldn't keep from getting a blue veined hard on right in front of
her and everybody else!!! But thankfully, he wasn't alone in this hardon
boat, because every single guy there was soon standing at attention as
Vicki and Gail, a cute little blonde with a thick curly muff, casually
washed and rinsed every part of their incredibly feminine bodies!!!
They were a
close knit bunch, this crew of operators, so when Gail playfully grabbed
one of the guys dicks, it was soon a hodge podge of horse play that had
a definite sexual tone to it, but quickly turned deadly serious when Vicki,
not being able to control herself, dropped to her knees and began fellating
big Jim Wilson to an incredibly hard orgasm!!! Soon both Vicki and Gail
were on their knees with a line up of guys waiting their turn for the hot
mouthed bitches, and incredibly, several of the men went through each line,
taking advantage of the oral skills of both women!!! When all the men were
finally satiated, Vicki and Gail got down on the shower room floor and
with a sense of total abandon, ate each other to violent orgasms that left
them both gasping for breath as the men clapped and cheered them on!!!
When just about
everyone had cleared out of the locker room, and had left for the day,
Bart was combing his hair and buttoning up his flannel shirt, when out
of the blue, the owner of the company, Rachel Benson, stuck her head around
the corner and asked seriously, "Are you the last one here, Bart!?!" "Uh,
yes, ma'am," he replied, "everyone else is gone, so it's just me and you
I guess!!!" Bart could tell right away that the fifty plus year old woman
was nervous about something, so he turned to face her and softly asked,
"Is there something I can do for you Mrs. Benson, if there is, just ask!?!"
"Well um," she stammered, "you see, it's like this, it's been a long time
for me, now what I mean is that ever since my husband passed away I haven't......."
"You haven't been with a man," Bart interjected softly, "is that what you
mean!?!" "H-how did you know," Rachel Benson asked gratefully!?! With a
little smile on his face, Bart walked over and kissed his boss full on
the lips and whispered, "Because you've been faithful to Jim's memory,
but it's been over a year now, and I know exactly what you need!!!"
Bart began
to carefully unbutton Rachel Benson's white silk blouse while commenting,
"I have a confession to make, ma'am!!!" "Please call me Rachel," she whispered
in a husky voice, "it seems a little inappropriate to speak so formally
at a time like this!!!" "Okay, Rachel," Bart replied softly while now exposing
her huge lace bra, "my confession is that I've always fantasized about
these tits, and now I'm gonna get a chance to see them up close and personal!!!"
"R-really," she gasped as his hands encased her huge breasts through her
silky bra, "are you just telling me that to make me feel good!?!" "Of course
not," he answered smoothly, "you have and incredible chest, and believe
me, there's not a guy who works here who hasn't at one time or another
shot a load dreaming about it!!!" With her breathing becoming increasingly
shallow, she barely responded, "T-that's hard to believe, I've seen you
boys with Vicki and Gail, and they have such perfectly shaped bodies, I
certainly don't compare to them!!!"
Bart had by
now removed Rachel's blouse, and now having turned her around was gently
unclasping the four hooks on her huge bra while nibbling on her neck, and
as her boob harness slipped from her shoulders and he cupped her massive
naked breasts in his hands, he softly whispered into her ear, "Compared
how, Rachel, Vicki and Gail are young and firm with almost child like bodies,
while you're voluptuous and lush, and there's not a man alive who hasn't
dreamed of being ravished by a woman he can literally lose himself in!!!"
"Are you just humoring an old lady," she moaned as he twisted her big dark
nipples, "don't answer that, just keep telling me that you want me!!!"
"I don't have to lie," he whispered, "and this certainly doesn't lie,"
as he turned her back around and dropped his pants and shorts exposing
his big hard cock to her startled eyes!!! With a wavering hand she reached
out and gently touched his velvety head, and without so much as a word
dropped to her knees and took him into her hungry mouth!!!
In his thirty
years of living Bart had had his pecker eaten by some of the best cocksuckers
on the planet, but no one, and he meant no one, had ever driven him so
close to an eruption in just the few seconds she had him in her mouth,
and if to prove that she was an equal to Vicki, Gail, or anyone else, Rachel
Benson, with a series of quick maneuvers with her tongue and lips, brought
Bart to a excruciating orgasm in her hot warm mouth!!! "Good grief, woman,"
he gasped, "are you trying to kill me or what!?!" "It must be or what,"
she replied proudly, "because I'm definitely not trying to kill you!!!"
"Y-you could have fooled me," he said shakily while leaning heavily against
his locker, "where did you learn how to do that, you are truly a wonder!?!"
"Thank you, kind sir," she said sweetly, "but I guess I was just born with
it, my late husband called me a natural!!!" "Well, he certainly had a good
eye for talent," Bart replied weakly while regaining some of his lost strength,
but now it's my turn to do you, so if you'll take off that skirt, I can
get started!!!"
Bart watched
with rapt fascination while Rachel Benson shimmied out of her skirt and
panty hose, leaving her standing there in only her over sized bikini panties!!!
The cool locker room air had tightened the capillaries in her nipples causing
them to shrivel up in excitement, while in an embarrassed voice she mumbled
softly, "I'm sorry I'm so heavy, I know that I should lose some weight,
but when you get to be my age it gets pretty hard to do!!!" "Please don't
apologize," Bart said thickly while taking in her large round form with
his greedy eyes, "I don't remember the last time I was this turned on,
now let's get those panties off, I'm really getting hungry!!!"
Rachel Benson
sat down on the long wooden bench attached to the floor in front of the
lockers, and with her face turning a bright shade of red tugged her panties
over her plump thighs leaving her incredibly hairy muffy open and ready
to be taken!!! Bart quickly took his place between her legs, and after
sucking in a lung-full of her thick aroma, he leaned forward and let his
tongue slide through the dense jungle of pubic hair until it encountered
her hot drooling slit!!! "Oh god," she moaned, "i-it's been so long, oh
yes, ohhhhhhhh that feels so goooooooood, mmmmmmmm yes!!!" Talk about responsive,
Rachel made even Vicki seem almost nun like as she grabbed him by the neck
and locked his mouth to her pussy while literally forcing him to suck her
to orgasm!!! "Oh god, don't stop," she gasped, "I-I'm really close, j-just
a little more, I'm almost there, ohhhhhhhhhhh god I'm cummmmmmmmmming!!!"
For a hot couple of seconds Bart was actually afraid she might suffocate
him, but with the intensity of her climax, her hips thrust forward, momentarily
lifting his mouth off of her pussy just long enough to allow him to get
a couple of mouthfuls of much need air!!!
He knew she
was finished when she released his head from her vice like grip, but while
she lay there panting while cupping her big breasts in both of her hands,
he easily slid on top of her, and in one quick jab, rammed his meat all
the way into the bottomless pit known as her pussy, which prompted another
orgasm from her even as she lay there resting!!! Bart turned his seven
inch member into a mini jackhammer as he blasted in and out of his boss's
huge pussy, and again she locked him in place, this time with her powerful
legs as she wrapped them around his ass and crossed her ankles, effectively
keeping him there until she was finished with him!!! "T-that's a boy,"
she said through gritted teeth, "give mama the fucking of her life, make
her cum like the whore that she is!!!" "Holy fuck," he moaned while pistoning
in and out of her, "y-you're fucking incredible, never in my whole life,
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck there it goes," and just like that his body stiffened
as he shot his hot sperm shooter deep inside of her, which naturally induced
her quaking vagina into a series of brutal cums that drained every ounce
of energy from her now limp body!!!
What a luxury
it was to recover from such a massive orgasm while having your head nestled
in Rachel Benson's incredibly soft and squishy chest!!! "So," do you still
feel unappreciated and unloved," he asked while softly nibbling on her
nipples, "after all, you could show those young 'uns a thing or two, believe
me!?!" Reveling in her new sense of power, Rachel Benson caressed his head
gently and replied, "It think the next step is me in the shower with the
boys, what do you think!?!" "I think that you're over your despair," he
said with a chuckle, "now, where were we," as he slid his cock back inside
of her!?! "Uh," she gasped, "we were right there!!!"
THE END!
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Thursday, May 3, 2007
Sneak
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This Week's
Chain E-Mail
| If you remember The Original Hollywood
Squares and its comics, this will bring a tear to your eyes. These great
questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous
and clever, not scripted and (often) dull as they are now. Peter Marshall
was the host asking the questions, of course.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their
little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute
jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of
steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last
as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems
that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going
to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A Don Knotts: That's what's been
keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet
a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to
come out and ask him if he's married?
A Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends
to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend
to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more
growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear
leather?
A. Because chiffon wrinkles too
easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to
grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not,
I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste
to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer
in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter,
I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights
out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head
he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years,
what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it
would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there
anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out
of the army.
Q. While visiting China, your tour
guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does this mean?
A. George Gobel: Cattle crossing.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great
Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed
that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least
two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what
are two things you should never do in bed?
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Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Pervert
Jack
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Poetry
- THE PAIN OF POETRY
| THE PAIN OF
POETRY
TO PLEASE THE
LIVING
WE BUILD MONUMENTS
TO HONOR THE
DEAD
IN THE WAKE
OF OUR
MORTUARIES
WE CRY FOR
PEACE
NO MORE VIOLENCE
PAIN
HORROR OR
DEATH
YET WE CONTINUE
TO STRENGTHEN
OUR ARMS
WE GO TO CHURCH
SO WE CAN
LEARN
TO LOVE OUR
NEIGHBOR
AND THEN WE
GO HOME
AND LOCK AND
BOLT
OUR DOORS
AND WINDOWS
WE SIT IN
REFLECTIVE
SILENCE
AND LISTEN
TO THE SOUNDS
OF OTHERS
WE MOCKINGLY
CRITICIZE
THE HYPOCRITES
WE GO TO WORK
AND TALK OF
LUST
THE CUTE LITTLE
SECRETARY
WITH A NICE
BUST
WE COME HOME
TO OUR SPOUSE
BRINGING GIFTS
OF LOVE
SOMETIMES
PEARLS
OUR INNER
WORLD GROWS
WITH BOYS
AND GIRLS
WE TELL THEM
WHAT IS RIGHT
AND WHAT IS
WRONG
TO DO AS WE
SAY
NOT AS WE
DO
TO LOVE THY
NEIGHBOR
AND HONOR
THY PARENTS
TO PRAY FOR
PEACE
AND A GOOD
DEFENSE
THE BALD-HEADED
MAN
WITH CANCER
AND CANE
HOBBLES ACROSS
THE
PARKING LOT
TRYING TO
FIND
SOMETHING
TO COPE WITH
THE PAIN
SOME CRY
SOME WRITE
SOME LIVE
IN MISERY
FOR THE PAIN
SOME WANT
IT
JUST FOR THE
RELIEF FROM IT
WITH LOVE
WE SET UP
FOR THE PAIN
HATE AND HURT
TWO WEEKS
TURNS INTO TWO YEARS
WE HOLD ONTO
THE PAIN
SO WE CAN
CUM WITH RELIEF
AN ADDICTION
WE SEE THE
DARKNESS IN IT
BY CHOICE
AND IT IS
GOOD FOR THE PEN
THE LIZARD
KING IS DEAD
AND MR. MOJO'S
NOT RISIN'
HE KNOWS THE
FEELING
AND THE PHYSICAL
FORM
THOUGH HE
ESCAPED IT
HE DIDN'T
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Titty
Tuesday
Do you like
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Monday, April 30, 2007
Monday
Toons
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Three
Rude Jokes
1.
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about
who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than
women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't
prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this... When your ear
itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then
pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"
2.
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against
a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him
an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't
treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at
him, he's afraid to cough!"
3.
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day
of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee,
quickly!" The voice from the other side responded, "You fool! You've
dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No," replied
the trainee. "I'm the CEO of the company!" The trainee shouts back, "And
do YOU know who YOU are talking to?!" "No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, who put down the phone.
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Sunday, April 29, 2007
Blogger
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Ruby is a 19 year old, 4'11, 80 lb
Asian Cutie (with a capital "C"). She is so very Tiny (with a capital "T").
Oh my... I think that she is the tiniest girl I have ever photographed.
I could literally (almost) hold her the the palm of my hand. She is a very
sweet girl with very tiny tits, tiny waist (18 inches), tiny hips and a
very small, firm and hot, little body. She has shoulder length dark hair,
a couple small tattoos, a completely shaved pussy and did I mention that
she was tiny. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
Ruby also has quite a few piercings.
I lost count of exactly how many holes she has in her body, but I do know
she has 1 piercing in each nipple, 2 in her tongue, approx. 16 in her ears,
2 or 3 in her belly button and, at last count, her pussy had 9. NINE! OMG!
Can you imagine her trying to go through security at the airport. LOL.
I met Ruby through another Blogger
Babe - "Sabrine"
and, right from the start, we really hit it off. Before we actually met
in person, we talked on the phone a few times and because of her being
new to the Country, not speaking English too well and not knowing her way
around LA, I decided to go to her place to interview her. During the interview,
I kept thinking about having sex with her. I've never had sex with somebody
this tiny before and just thought that it would deffo be an experience.
But I kept also thinking, she is only 4'11. I'm 5'11. She is only 80 lbs.
I'm 180 lbs. Dang! I could break her in half. Arrgg, I wanna have sex with
her. But, she is so small. OMG! She's a true spinner. I SO wanna
have sex with her. AND she has multiple poonani piercings. That would be
another first for me. I've never had sex with somebody that has her woo-woo
pierced. WOW! That would be so kewl. And as we were talking I kept thinking
about all these things. Here I am, supposed to be interviewing her for
a photo job and all I could think about was having sex with her. So, I
tried to get my mind back to the business at hand - her hands... OMG, her
hands are so small. I could just imagine her hands on my dick. They would
make my dick look so big - LOL. I hired her on the spot and a week later
we were shooting.
My partner, Big Lou, and I photographed
Ruby by herself. We then photographed "Sabrine"
by herself. And we photographed the two
girls together. For the single girl pics we did lingerie,
masturbation,
schoolgirl,
cheerleader,
Geisha,
amateur,
voyeur,
etc.. And for the girl/girl pics we shot schoolgirl,
amateur
and lots of pics near and in a pool. Yup, we even shot a roll underwater
- that was so kewl. The shoot really was a lot of fun. And even after an
entire day of shooting, I didn't want it to end. But, like all good things,
it did!
Since then, Ruby and I have remained
in touch and have also done a few more photo shoots together - both adult
and non-adult artistic. Ruby is easy to work with and she's very willing
to experiment and try new things (with photography). And yes, I have touched
every itty bitty part of her body. EVERY PART!!! - "Professionally" that
is - hehehe. We've exchanged massages, have had a few dinners together,
talked and have become good friends. But no, we've never had sex. She has
a boyfriend! Dang!
If you want to see more of Ruby,
Sabrine
and / or
Ruby
& Sabrine together, check out "China
Dolls," "Authentic
Asian Lesbians," "Authentic
Asian Amateur," "Authentic
Asian Voyeur," "Cheerleaders
& Teens in Uniform," "Sex
Safari," "UpSkirt
Voyeur," "Mega-Voyeur,"
"Itty
Bitty Tittys," ""REAL"
Amateur Women & Teens," "Asian
Teens in Lingerie," "Vittoria's
Lingerie," "Nude
Amateur Women," "Asian
Teens in Lingerie," "Prep
School Sluts," "Victory
Girls!," "Kissing
Pussy," and of course - "Triple
X Cams," & "Porn
Jester's Asian Girls."
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posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking
for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and
I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER
18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or
HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites,
for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail
me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo
of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from
me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer
and would like to have your work featured here on Sex
Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime
Comix," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica," "Detective
Cartoons," "Blush
Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult
Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Comments & Opinions
I would love to hear from you. Please
e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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posted by: Neo ©
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