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I think this photo was shot sometime in the 1950's or possibly even in the very early 1960's.

Technically, this is not a great photo... It's not even a good photo. It kinda looks like it is a basement photo studio... either that or somebody's garage. It just looks really cheap... There is no contrast, no fancy lighting, not really much of anything to talk about - so I won't!

The Models... The one in front (sitting down) is a mutt. I really hate to be rude, but I have to speak the truth. She is not an attractive woman. Who knows, maybe it was just a bad day for her and the camera caught her at just the "wrong" moment... And maybe she isn't that bad looking... I am always willing to give the benefit of the doubt - especially to a nude woman. But aside from the face, the thick eye-brows, and the bad hair-do, she also looks kinda doughy, has a gut, has droopy boobies and a huge mal-formed hand... Hmmm... But I bet that she's a sweet girl that tries really hard in bed.

Let's talk about the second model (standing up)... Wow, she looks like a babe. Yes, it is hard to tell for sure from this pic. But I deffo like her face, her dark & sultry eyes, and her long, beautiful and shiny black hair. I would bet that the cuff matches the collar and that she has a beautiful bush of dark & curlies. And from the glimpse of her one titty, I can imagine that she has a nice rack as well.

The photo is not good, almost doesn't even qualify as just "ok", but oh well... The front model is not very attractive, but I would still do her. Just have to keep my eyes closed, either that or just do her doggie style... But the second model is a total babe... And there is no question about it - I would deffo do her... Actually there is no question about doing either one of them. I'd do 'em both... Hey, I'm a guy and my standards are quite low - LOL ;o)
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Friday, April 27, 2007 Adult Erotica - AFTER SCHOOL JOB "Are you almost finished with that, Craig," Paula Horton asked!?! "Uh, yes ma'am," he replied while placing the last gallon of paint on the display shelf, "all I have left is to clean up the empty cartons and packaging!!!" "Good," she said while walking away, "when you're done, I want to see you in my office!!!" "Sure thing," he answered, "I'll be there in ten minutes!!!" Craig had been working afternoons and Saturdays at Paula Horton's hardware store for the past three months, and while the work wasn't particularly challenging, just getting the chance to look at Paula Horton was a definite fringe benefit!!! While he wasn't sure how old she was, mid forties was his best guess, her semi pretty face coupled with an extraordinary chest made her an absolute joy to be around, and while he hadn't even so much as hinted that she turned him on, it seemed he was constantly on the edge of sexual arousal!!!  "All finished," Mrs. Horton," he said while knocking on the door jam to her office!!! "Come on in, Craig," she said without lifting her head from her paper work, "please take a chair, I'll be with you in a moment!!!" "Sure, no problem," he said easily while plopping down and picking up a magazine to thumb through, "sure has been nice weather we've been having, isn't it!?!" "Yes it has," she said while directing her attention towards him, "now, for the reason I wanted to see you, it seems as though you're not keeping your mind on your work!!!" Not quite sure where she was coming from, Craig asked nervously, "You aren't satisfied with the way I do my job!?!" "No, it's not that," she replied evenly, "it's just that ever since you started working for me, how shall I put this, that everytime I see you, you seem to be, ahem, sexually aroused!!!" Craig's face immediately turned a bright shade of red as he stammered, "T-that's just not true, ma'am, I-I'm sure that you're mistaken, I just do my job and mind my own business!!!"  She looked at him impassively and asked, "Why are you lying to me, son, do you take me for an idiot!?!" "Uh, of course not," he mumbled, now very unsure of what the heck she was trying to accomplish by this line of questioning, "it's just that I don't understand what this is all about, that's all!?!" "Stand up," she said coldly!!! "What for," he asked, now fully aware of what was about to happen!?! "Just do it," she snapped, "and I mean now!!!" After taking a deep breath, Craig slowly stood up while at the same time trying to stand sideways away from Paula Horton's ever present gaze!!! "Turn around and face me," she ordered, "and make it snappy!!!" After making an audible gulping sound, Craig slowly turned around until he was standing face to face with Paula Horton!!! "Just as I thought," she said with a slight huskiness in her voice, "your erection is clearly visible through your khakis, and although you're only eighteen, you'd think that you'd have a little more self control!!!"  "So," she asked, "what do you have to say for yourself, "come on now, speak up, I don't have all day!?!" "I'm very sorry, Mrs., Horton," he said while staring at the floor, "it's just that you're so, I mean you're very........" "Are you trying to blame me for your condition," she said while interrupting him!?! "Oh no," he quickly replied, "it's nothing like that, I just meant that you're so pretty and all, and well, I guess I just can't help myself!!!" With the look on her face softening appreciably, she whispered huskily, "You really think that I'm pretty!?!" "Oh yes," he gushed, "you're just about the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I really mean it!!!" "You're the first man that's said that to me since Frank passed away," she replied while wiping a tear from her eye, "and you don't know how good that makes a woman feel or how much it raises her self esteem!!!" "I certainly didn't mean to offend you," Craig went on, now feeling that he was pretty much out of the woods, "and from now on I'll try controlling my emotions!!!"  Just when he thought everything was all right, Paula Horton replied, "I don't think you'll be able to do that Craig!!?! "Y-you'e gonna fire me," he asked nervously, "I promise I'll keep myself under control, I really will, cross my heart, please don't fire me, I really need this job!!!" "Relax, Craig," she said softly, "no one's going to fire you, but we have to do something about your constant erections, god knows who might see you and complain to the police!!!" "What can we do about it," he asked in a relieved voice, just glad that he was keeping his job!?! "Well, I have a question for you," she replied, "do you masturbate much at home!?!" "W-what," he stammered, totally stunned at her forwardness!?! "It's a simple question," she went on, "do you masturbate at home, yes or no!?!" The red instantly returned to his face, and after a moments hesitation, he softly replied, "Yes'm, everyday, at least twice!!!"  "Oh my," she said with a sigh, "do you ejaculate each time, I mean do you have and orgasm everytime you play with your penis!?!" "Oh yeah," he replied quickly, "each and every time without fail!!!" "That means you're ejaculating at least six to seven hundred times a year," she replied thickly, "and all for naught!!!" "For naught, ma'am," he asked quizzically, "I'm not sure what you mean!?!" "Well, she replied, "what is the purpose of and ejaculation!?!" "Uh, to make babies, I guess," he replied thoughtfully, "is that what you mean!?!" "Exactly," she replied, "and how do you make a baby!?!" "Well," he said softly, "by having sex with a woman!!!" "That is correct," she exclaimed, "the operative word being woman, so in my own mind, all of those ejaculations are wasted if they aren't being accepted by a woman's vagina, or in the least case, her mouth!!!" "I see what you mean," he replied slowly, "or at least I think that I do!!!"  "So," she asked, "if we are going to control your erections, do you have any idea on how we could do accomplish that goal!?!" "Uh, I could probably masturbate just before work," he replied hopefully, "that might do it, what do you think!?!" "Craig, I think you know my feelings about having a man's sperm go to waste," she replied, "and while this is highly unusual, I believe the only way to handle this situation is for me to milk your hard penis each day before and after work!!!" His head was now spinning at just the thought of Paula Horton handling his bare member, so when she called him around to the back of her desk, he didn't even remember doing it!!! "Here, let me help you with your pants," she said in barely a whisper, "there we are, oh my, you certainly are a well hung young man aren't you, Craig!?!" "I-I don't know," he moaned as her hand slid smoothly up and down his rock hard pecker, "I've never seen anyone else hard!!!" "Well," she said softly, "let me be the first to tell you that you have a magnificent erection, and I'd guess it's probably seven inches long and very very thick, just the way I like them!!!" Craig was about to thank her for the compliment, when out of the blue, she dropped her head down and with one smooth motion, took her head into her mouth and began softly sucking his velvety head!!!  "My god," he moaned as she expertly vacuumed his hard pecker, "i-if you keep doing that I'm gonna shoot it in your mouth, ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!" "She momentarily pulled her mouth off of his member, and in an almost lyrical voice replied, "That is exactly what you're suppose to do, dummy, now be a good boy and fill Paula's mouth with cum!!!" Craig's legs were growing increasingly wobblily, so he rested his hands on Paula's shoulders for balance, but just as he was about to ejaculate, he grabbed her by the back of the head and held her firmly in place as his pecker spasmed hard several times, sending a torrent of hot goo deep down her hungry throat!!! "My god, that was incredible," he gasped while holding on to the edge of the desk to keep from losing his balance, "I've never felt anything like that in my life!!!" After savoring the flavor of his young hot spunk, Paula let finally let his pecker slip from between her lips, and in a soft gentle voice replied, "Craig, you ain't seen nothing yet!!!"  With his mind still spinning from her incredible blow job, Craig stood quietly reveling in his incredibly good fortune, completely unaware that at that very moment his boss was removing her work shirt, revealing a low cut lace bra that was being asked to perform the near impossible, that being to corral Paula Horton's massive chest!!! In a small sweet little girl's voice, she asked coyly, "Do you think my breasts are too large, I think they make me look like a cow!?!" Still a little groggy, Craig turned to focus on Paula's chest, and after nearly passing out in stunned awe at the incredible sight, he managed to stammer, "Y-you're crazy, they're beautiful, just beautiful, oh man, I don't believe this is happening to me!!!" "Is that good or bad," she asked shyly while thrusting her breasts out towards him, "I hope you're not mad at me for taking of my shirt, but my breasts just needed some air, do you mind if I take off my bra too, the straps are really cutting into my shoulders!?!" "P-please hurry," he croaked while swallowing hard, "take it off, I've just gotta see'em!!!" "You mean that you really like them," she continued to tease him, "they're so big and fat, how could anybody like breasts this large, and guess what else!?!" "What," he gasped loudly, "t-tell me, what else!?!" "It's my nipples," she replied sweetly!!! "W-what's the matter with them," he stammered!?!" "Oh darn," she sighed, "it's just that they're always hard and erect, I'm just too embarrassed to show them to you!!!" "Jesus christ," he groaned, "you're trying to drive me nuts, please, take off your bra, I can't stand it another second, just look at my pecker!!!" "It certainly is big and hard," she said softly, "that isn't because of my breasts is it!?!" Delirium at finally over taken him, and with his brain on automatic pilot, he mindlessly grabbed at her bra, desperately trying to get it off her swollen titties, but as with most men, having a more than difficult time with the hooks holding it together!!!  Finally slapping his hands away, Paula scolded him for his ineptitude, and then with a grand flourish, she reached around behind her, and with one hand quickly undid the catches, allowing her huge breasts to spring free in front of him!!! It was all she could do to keep from laughing out loud as she was sure that the young man was about to have a massive heart attack from all the excitement, and with just a little jiggle of her shoulders, her huge boobs shimmied back and forth, driving Craig right over the edge, as he attacked the two giant orbs with his mouth!!! "Ohhhhh, take it easy, baby," she sighed while caressing his cheek with her hand and feeding one of her big nipples into his warm wet mouth, "that's a good boy, let mama feed her big boy with her nice fat nipples!!!" For the next ten minutes you couldn't have pried Craig away from her chest with dynamite, but when she couldn't stand it for another second, she said the magic word, and he quickly came to attention!!!  "Craig, honey," she cooed softly, "I have a real problem!?!" "What's that," he said between licks and pants for air!?! "It's my vagina, "she replied, "I think that it's broken!?!" "Broken," he said while quickly sitting up, "how in the heck to do you break a vagina!?!" "I'm not sure," she replied sweetly, "but ever since Frank died I haven't been able to have and orgasm, and that's been a long time!!!" "Yeah, I see your point," he replied thoughtfully, "that is a long time!!!" "Do you think that you could do me a favor!?!" "Anything," he replied while continuing to play with her big boobs, "you just name it!!!" "I think the only way to be sure," she said slowly, "is if you'll put your mouth on it and try to orally satisfy me, I think I read somewhere where that's the best way to handle something like this!?!" His eyes were again going glassy on her, and in his stunned condition she quickly slipped out of her pants and panties, leaving her huge hairy cunt gaping and drooling directly before him!!! "Now," she ordered evenly while taking him by the arm and leading him down between her thighs, "it's mama's turn for some fun, so be a good little boy and suck her big fat pussy!!!"  If Craig thought his legs were shaky before, he had no clue on how intoxicating the aroma wafting out from and aroused vagina could be, so as he hesitatingly gave a precursory sniff of her now fully aroused organ, his whole body went limp, except of course, that is for his boner, which was now threatening to split it's seams!!! Now almost in a catatonic trance, he mindlessly pressed his mouth into her dripping hair pie, and as if by some inner command, gravitated directly to her completely stiffened clitoris!!! A long deep sigh escaped her lips while she grabbed him by the back of the head, as she gently but firmly held his mouth in the perfect sucking position!!! "Ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyy, such a good boy," she cooed softly while thrusting her hips into his face, "mama's clitty feels so nice, now be a good little boy and suck her off!!!" It was at this exact moment that the pressure she was exerting on the back of his head turned from gentle to intense as the orgasm building in her cunt slipped out of her control and directly into the head of her now straining little clitoris!!!  Her climax was now rushing through her like a tornado in a wind storm, and just at the moment of truth, like many women, the desire to filled with a hard pulsating cock was so overwhelming that, with out any advance warning, Paula shoved Craig's mouth off of her exploding cunt, and then grabbing him by his erection, she quickly pulled it to her vaginal lips, and with just barely a nod of her head, signaled the young man to bury it where it most certainly belonged, deep inside of her quickly erupting cunt!!! A man just can't appreciate the feeling of having your most sensitive of organs being attacked and ravished by an invading marauder, while at the same time reveling in the all out assault it is inflicting on you, but that of course is the case, when a man rams his erection into a helpless vagina until both of them are convulsing together in the throes of brutally vicious orgasms!!! And while none of this was even so much as crossing Craig's mind, his seven inch pecker was in the process of slamming Paula's pussy into total and complete submission, that finally culminated with his body going stiff as his pecker ejaculated load after load of hot cum deep inside of Paula's now ravished pussy!!!  "Good grief," he gasped while slipping to the floor, "I never realized that taking care of a woman was so much work!!!" With his fresh hot cum dripping out of her gaping slit, while caressing her own breasts, Paula said with a sigh, "But such pleasant work it is, right!?!"  THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Three Rude Jokes

1. A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth while a young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black"? Embarrassed, the young student replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet". He struggles again to ask "Nurse are my testicles black?" Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says "There is nothing wrong with them". Finally the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies "That was very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?

2. A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?" "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"

3. A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork. he returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey, I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Blogger Babe - Sabrine Maui

Sabrine Maui is a 19 year old, 5'2, 95 lb Asian Babe (with a capital "B"). She has tiny, but very nice, 32A natural tits, shaved pussy (with a little landing-strip of hair), a hot & tight little body, beautiful smile, beautiful long dark hair and, let's face it, she's just a total cutie. OMG!!! (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
 

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I saw Sabrine's pic in an Agency book and could not believe what I was seeing - WOW! This girl is doing porn??? No way! She should be a model, actress, have her own calendar, etc... But yes, she was doing adult work. Of course I immediately set up an interview with her. There was really no need to interview her, because I knew the moment I saw her pic that I would hire her. The only reason for the interview besides wanting to meet this gorgeous girl was just to make sure she was not a total flake. And who knows, maybe she would come to the interview, be single (highly unlikely), be looking, fall in love with me, we could run off, get married and live happily ever after. Well, that's what I was thinking at the time... Yeah, yeah, we all can dream, can't we?

Anyway, she showed up for the interview (on time) and she was everything I was fantasizing about. Except, she was not single, she was not looking, she did not fall in love with me and we did not run off and get married. Dang! But who cares about all that! Look at her! - WOW!!!
 

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As I was saying, she (and her boyfriend) showed up for the interview. We talked about the job, the money and of course I had to be nosey and find out some personal things about her (uh, I mean, them). He was in his 50's. Looked to be in his 30's. He was some big porn star and had been doing porn for 30 years. He and Sabrine had met, instantly fell in love and have been together ever since. She poses for stills, but will only do adult scenes (videos) with him or another girl. As a matter of fact, he is the only person she has ever had sex (intercourse) with. Another fact, her very first time having sex was on camera with him. True! True! I wouldn't lie to you. Well, unless they were lying to me. But for some reason I believe them. Can you imagine it though? Dang! He actually popped her while shooting an adult movie! Wow! I'm not sure what to think about that.

As we all talked, and talked and talked I had no idea what was being said. I was just thinking about fucking her. I think I came out of my trance only after I agreed to pay her more than we normally do and also after agreeing to shoot her with another Asian Girl. Woo-Hoo! Who is the other Asian Girl? I didn't have a clue. I would worry about that later. Shit! My partner - Big Lou,  is going to kill me for making this deal. Oh well, he'll love the results.
 

Teens in Uniform

Sabrine and her boyfriend gave me the number of the girl they wanted her to work with (whew!) and then they left. I called the other girl, set up an interview with her, met her (her name is Ruby), hired her and within a week we were all working together.

The shoot turned out to be an all day affair. We did a full single girl shoot of Sabrine. A full single girl shoot of Ruby. And a full Girl/Girl shoot with both of them. Wait a minute... I have to clarify something. I'm a professional and it's all work to me. I don't think of it as shooting two hot and naked Asian Babes. I have too much other stuff to think about - you know, the biz part: film, angles, lighting, etc.. BUT, this time, I deffo have to admit to a little leakage in my pants by the end of the day :o) These two girls kissing and licking each other was definitely hot. Mmmmmm :o)
 

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As I said, we shot a whole lot of film. For the single girl pics we shot sexy lingerie, Geisha, cheerleader, masturbation, schoolgirl, amateur, voyeur, etc.. And for the girl/girl pics we shot schoolgirl, amateur, and lots of pics near a pool. Yup, we even shot a roll underwater. That was fun!

Besides neither girl falling in love with me and us not having hot and wild sex, there was another bad side to the shoot. Apparently I had a problem with one of my cameras and about half of what we shot did not come out! DAMN!!! That was a first (and hopefully last) for me. And what a time to have that type of problem. Thank God, I switch between different cameras when I work. I would have hated to lose all of it. Yup, the camera went into the shop right after I got the film back; cost me a few hundred to get it fixed. Some type of electrical problem. I dunno! It so sucked! But oh well, it's all good now.

We finished the shoot and that was that. I never saw Sabrine again, though I did try to hire her for another shoot, but her price was too expensive. Apparently she's some big Porn Star now... Hmmm, I wonder if she and her b/f are still together. Maybe I should give a call...
 

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As far as Ruby goes, we have kept in touch and have done a few photo shoots together since that day - shooting both adult and non-adult pics. She's really kewl...

If you want to see more of Sabrine, Ruby and / or Ruby & Sabrine together, check out; "China Dolls," "Authentic Asian Lesbians," "Authentic Asian Amateur," "Authentic Asian Voyeur," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "UpSkirt Voyeur," "Mega-Voyeur," "Itty Bitty Tittys," ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens," "Asian Teens in Lingerie," "Vittoria's Lingerie," "Nude Amateur Women," "Prep School Sluts," "Victory Girls!," "Kissing Pussy," and of course - "Triple X Cams," & "Porn Jester's Asian Girls."
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