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I think this photo was shot sometime in the 1950's or possibly even in the very early 1960's.

This is the same model and more than likely the same photographer as last week's antique photo and my opinion of the pic has not changed so I am just going to repeat what I said about it last week. Well, almost all of what I said...

Technically, this is not a great photo. It deffo fits right in with the stereo-typical burlesque photos of the era. Of course, as I say with most photos... I would have liked to see a little more contrast in the pic, but besides that, it's actually not a bad photo - it's just not a good photo.

The Model. I love the dark hair, but I am not a fan of the hair-do. I know that some people like that whole "Betty Page" type bangs, but not me. Other than that, she is OK. Nice boobs, but a little floppy. 

Last week I said "she kinda has a thick gut". Last week her gut was covered, but this week, I can see that she more than "Kinda" has a thick gut. Dang... "She got roll." But I hear that some guys (usually horny guys that can't get any) like that. But, as I said last week - "who am I to judge - especially when I look down and see my own" gut hanging over the top of my pants - LOL

The photo is not great, but just ok... And even though the model has "Stupid" hair and a "fat" gut, I would still do so her ;o)
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Friday, April 20, 2007 Adult Erotica - THE SCHOOL FOR GIRLS: PART THREE PROLOGUE from part one and two: Quincy Davis has been in a ton of trouble ever since her father passed away, and to make a long story short, her mother, Joan Davis, has decided to commit her daughter to the Northern States School for Wayward Girls!!! The school administrator, a Harriet Taggert, has taken both Joan and her daughter into a back room where Quincy was tied down on a doctor's examining table where upon Harriet Taggert slipped a miniature remote control vibrator inside of her cunt!!! This, however, is only the half of it, because Harriet Taggert then attached a gold clit ring to the poor girls clitoris and much to her dismay, soldered it permanently in place!!! The ring also contained a micro chip that can be activated from another remote that almost instantaneously inducing vicious orgasms to its subject!!! Finally, and most importantly, the last device Harriet Taggert forced Quincy to wear was a chastity belt that was locked over the genitals, making sexual fulfillment impossible unless the belt was removed or the vibe or clit ring was activated!!! Our story picks up with Quincy and her new room mate, Allison attending their first period class on Monday morning... "Good morning girls," Mz. Dixon said to her class room filled with naked eighteen year old incorrigibles, "and how was your weekend, fulfilling I hope, oh, I see we have a someone new here today, would you please stand up and tell us your name!?!" Quincy looked around to make sure that the teacher was speaking about her, and much to her surprise and consternation, her vagina was jolted by the humming of the the little vibe buried deep inside of her cunt, which naturally caused her to moan out loud as waves of pleasure coursed through her crotch!!! "I said stand up and introduce yourself," Mz. Dixon said firmly, "I don't want to have to ask you again!!!" With her legs now shaking from the quick assault on her pussy, Quincy struggled to her feet and after a moments hesitation, gave her name and where she was from!!! "That's better," her teacher added after Quincy had retaken her seat, "but as is usually the case with new students, we kinda have a little initiation we go through, so Quincy, could you please come up to the front of the room and sit in this chair!!!"  Knowing that refusing to do so would result in more shocks to her vagina, Quincy hurriedly took the chair while waiting expectantly for Mz. Dixon's further instructions!!! My, my, you are a pretty girl," Mona Dixon commented softly, "could you please tell us your breast size, they look almost perfect!!!" Squirming nervously, Quincy stared down at her large chest and whispered, "They're 34C's ma'am!!!" "Do you enjoy having them sucked," she went on!?! "Well, uh, of course I do," Quincy replied quickly, "who doesn't!?!" "Well, you've got me there," Mona replied softly, "now answer me this, do you like sucking breasts as well as you like getting yours sucked!?!" Now they were finally getting down to brass tacks, and with measured tones Quincy replied, "Well I've never really sucked anyone's breasts, but you never know, I might like it!!!" As the whole class sat and watched, Mona Dixon opened up the front of her blouse, unhooked the front clasp of her low cut bra, and with a little shake of her shoulders allowed her massive breasts to spill freely in front of her!!!  Mz. Dixon moved over next to Quincy, and in a husky voice, said softly, "Just look at my nipples, all stiff and ready to be sucked, so be a good little girl and suck Mona's nipples for her!!!" There was really nothing she could do to avoid it, so with no other way out, Quincy gingerly began licking and sucking Mona Dixon's warm chest, and much to her surprise, she actually found it quite pleasurable!!! "Mmmmmmmm," Mona Dixon sighed, "she has a very talented tongue, class, and just to show my gratitude, I'm going to let you all have a nice hard orgasm right along with me!!!" Quincy was too busy sucking Mona's tits to notice what was happening, but when all at once her little hummer went to work, along with everyone else in the room, the whole class began sighing and moaning as huge orgasms began building deep inside their burning cunts!!!  Normally it would have been a snap to cum, but since none of the girls could actually touch their genitals due to the chastity belts, they relied solely on the clit rings and vibe to get them off, and while Mz. Dixon had promised them orgasms, the setting on the little vibes was still too low to allow for an easy climax!!! The sighs and moans quickly turning into groans and the sounds of girls pleading with Mona Dixon to turn up the juice, but so far she showed absolutely no inclination towards giving them what they wanted, in fact, she seemed to enjoy watching them squirm uncomfortably on the ragged edge of a climax!!! Quincy's own pussy was on fire just as the rest of them, but since she was in the midst of sucking Mona Dixon's big tits, she felt certain that given enough time, she could probably get off one way or another, but she had to admit that if the old biddy would just give them a little more juice everyone would be cumming in buckets!!!  It was the incantations of a cute little red head in the front row that probably did it, as she was practically in hysterics from her pussy being so close to orgasm and not quite being able to make it over the top!!! In a fit of compassion, something that was in pretty short supply around there, Mona Dixon, with the flick of a switch, instantaneously induced at least twenty orgasms in each and every pussy in the room, including her own, as all of the teachers were required by Harriet Taggert to have vibrators buried in their pussies just like the rest of the girls!!! Quincy's own orgasm was a nice hard one, and having the big nipples of Mona Dixon made it even more arousing than normal, so after it was over, she seriously wondered if she wasn't becoming bisexual!!!  Later that evening after lights out, Quincy was in her bunk thinking about the events of the past several days, when from the other side of the room, Allison said quietly, "I talked to my mom on the phone tonight, and to say things are different at home is an understatement!!!" "What happened," Quincy asked softly, "is it the ring old lady Taggert put on your mom's clit!?!" "Uh huh," Allison whispered, "she said daddy makes her cum at least ten times a day and there's nothing she can do to stop him!!!" "Has your dad always been hard on her," Quincy asked!?! "No, he's always been good to her," Allison replied, "but ever since he saw how easily we could be manipulated through our vaginas, he's become obsessed with it, and it's driving mom crazy, she even said that the other night they were in a nice restaurant and daddy got her so turned on she made an absolute scene when she had her climax, she was so embarrassed!!!" Both girls were quiet for a moment, that is until "Quincy asked softly, "H-has he made her suck off someone else, you know, like a stranger or something!?!" Now hearing Allison sobbing softly to herself, Quincy made a bee line for the poor girl's bunk and quickly crawled under the covers to comfort the shell shocked girl!!!  "I'm sorry," she whispered into Allison's ear, "I didn't mean to pry, I'm truly sorry!!!" After regaining her composure, Allison pressed her firm breasts into Quincy's chest and after moving around until they were nipple to nipple, she replied softly, "In answer to your question, yes, he's made her suck off several men and one other woman, and she said that no matter how hard she tries, she just can't help herself when that stupid clit ring is activated!!!" "What about your dad, does he let her suck his penis," Quincy asked?!? "Oh yes, at least several times a day he makes her suck him to completion," Allison replied, "in fact the other day he showed up where she worked and made her suck him right there in her office, he blew it all over her face and made her cum like a whore, screaming and begging for more!!!" "Does she wanna leave him," Quincy asked, "I mean it sounds really rough!?!" "She's thought about it," Allison answered quickly, "but she had to admit that being a sexual slave was actually quite invigorating, and while daddy can sometimes act like an asshole, most of the time it's just him and her cumming like gang busters together!!!" Quincy kissed her new roommate softly on the lips, and with their teen-aged breasts pressing softly together, both of them drifted off into a deep restful sleep!!!  THE END! . posted by: Porn Jester . Porn Jester's Erotic Stories - Uncensored, Rare & Raunchy, Adult Erotica

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Hitler's Birthday

Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with his chauffeur at the wheel on his way to an important address. Driving down a country road, the chauffeur (who is distracted, looking out the window at the countryside) doesn't see a pig walk out onto the road, and he hits in with the car. Stopping the car, he jumps out, and Adolf climbs out also to see what is going on. The chauffeur, very distressed by what he's done asks Hitler what they should do, and Hitler tells him impatiently that they're in a hurry and they should move the pig to the side of the road and go to the address and worry about it later. All the way to the address the chauffeur, who is a fairly good-hearted person despite his employer, is worried about the family who owned the pig and wondered how they'd react to discovering the pig, so when they arrived he asked Hitler whether he shouldn't drive back to the farm and let them know what happened. Hitler agrees before hurrying to the podium, and the Chauffeur hurries back down the road. Four hours later, stumbling down the road, his arms full of sausage and bread and his breath smelling of liquor. Hitler in a rage demands to know what has happened to him, and the chauffeur explains, "I did what I thought was right. I went to the farm where I killed the pig. When I went and knocked on the door and gave them the news, they gave me this sausage and bread, fed me the best ale I've ever tasted and let me have their way with their beautiful nubile young daughter and then sent me on my way." Adolf seemed confused by this and asks his chauffeur, "well what exactly did you tell them?" To which the chauffeur replied "I really can't understand it either, all I did was tell them "I'm Hitler's Chauffeur, and I killed the pig." 

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

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Monday, April 16, 2007

Monday Toons

Three Raunchy Jokes

1. An obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself was serving a plane's cabin. He came swishing down the aisle and said through the PA, "Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one of the women hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."  She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."  The flight attendant responded, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put up the tray, Bitch."

2. Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

3. An elderly lady called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake." 
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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Blogger Babe - Andrea - "Classic" Blonde Bombshell

Andrea is a 23 year old, 5'8, 125 lb Hungarian Babe with long blonde hair, big "fake" boobs, long (wrap-around-me) legs, great ass, shaved pussy (with a little landing-strip of blonde hair), a beautiful smile and an very thick (can't hardly understand what the hell she is saying) accent. Let's face it, she's the "Classic" Blonde Bombshell. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pics).

Andrea got my name through an agent and called me to set up an interview. The phone conversation was quite amusing, because I could not understand who she was, what she wanted or why she was calling me. But, since I'm a sucker for a girl with an accent and this was deffo a girl with an accent, I took my time and finally figured out that this thick-accented girl wanted to pose nude for me (actually it was after some interpreter guy friend of hers got on the phone and told me why she was calling... But I digress) Before even meeting her, because she sounded so sexy, I almost hired her over the phone. But then, flashing through my mind, came all the images from CNN, National Geographic, etc., etc. and all I could imagine was that I was talking to a fat, squatty woman with a scarf on her head, missing teeth and a thick mustache that matched her thick accent. So just to be safe, I set up an interview.
 

Andrea (and her interpreter guy friend) showed up for the interview and even before she could finish introducing herself, I had almost blurted out "Your hired!" Now, if you're an avid reader of Sex Blogger, you already know that I'm deffo into tiny Asians, but here this long legged blonde struts into my office and all of a sudden, I forget all about my Asian fetish and start thinking about mingling juices with this Hungarian Hottie. I hire her and a week later we're shooting.
 

Not including all the flirting, smiling and trying to communicate what I wanted her to do, the shoot went really quick. In just a couple of hours we shot 8 rolls of film at two different locations. We shot Andrea in Pajamas, on the bed Masturbating, in the Shower, on a Couch and also working out with Exercise equipment; you know, like all girls do - in the nude. We also shot some digital Voyeur pics of her masturbating while she watched TV.

After the shoot, we talked (if you can call it that) on the phone a few times and then she came over (with her guy friend interpreter) to look at the photos. It was at this time that I realized that he was more than just a friend. They were dating! Dang! But he certainly didn't seem to mind the way she flirted with me, so I certainly didn't hold back my flirting either. But that's as far as it went - just flirting. She liked the pics, gave me a hug and kiss and then left.
 

A few weeks later she called and invited me to her birthday party - telling me to bring a few friends because there was going to be lots of pretty models at the party. I grabbed a few friends and we went to the party - hoping to hook up with some hot models. But of course, when you get your hopes up, it never works out. We arrived fashionably late and there was only one pretty model, and that was Andrea... As a matter of fact, she was the only female at the party. The rest of the party-goers were guys - about fifteen of them. And all sitting around (with lust in their eyes), looking at Andrea as she paraded around, stoned out of her mind. At least she was having a good time at this "sausage-fest". Knowing that it wasn't going to get any better, my friends and I wished Andrea a Happy Birthday and left.

I have no idea what happened to her since then. I tried calling her a few times, but her number was disconnected. Oh well, I like tiny Asian girls anyway... :o)
 

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