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Saturday, April 14, 2007
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Antique
Photos & Critique
I think this
photo was shot sometime in the 1950's or possibly even in the very early
1960's.
Technically,
this is not a great photo. It deffo fits right in with the stereo-typical
burlesque photos of the era. Of course, as I say with most photos... I
would have liked to see a little more contrast in the pic, but besides
that, it's actually not a bad photo. I could have done without the "MOD"
furniture in the frame, but I do like the sheen of the drapes in the background.
The Model.
I love the dark hair, but I am not a fan of the hair-do. I know that some
people like that whole "Betty Page" type bangs, but not me. Other than
that, she is OK. Nice boobs, but a little floppy. And she kinda has a thick
gut, but who am I to judge - especially when I look down and see my own
- LOL
The photo is
not great, but just ok... And even though the model has "Stupid" hair and
a little gut, I would still do so her ;o)
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| Friday, April 13, 2007
Friday
the 13th - Friday Frights
 BLACK
MASS
The coven of
thirteen witches gathered around the altar shortly before midnight. On
the slab of black granite, a young man's wrists and ankles were bound in
chains. The chains were connected to rings set at each corner of the rock.
He was completely nude and his dark brown hair was damp with sweat. His
pubic hair had recently been shaved off and he was smooth as a baby's butt.
The only witch
not in a black robe was the High Priestess who was clad in a crimson robe.
She stepped up to the rock and raised her hands high. In her hands was
shiny sharp sword three feet long.
"Hail to the
Dark God," she chanted to the night sky full of stars. "Let this satisfy
his thirst and grant us our wish for tonight."
She brought
the sword to the young man's chest and carved a large upside down cross
in his tanned chest. The wound was just enough to draw blood. The High
Priestess nodded and two black robed witches came forth.
Each of them
began fondling the young man's testicles. Despite the fact that he was
numb with a powerful sedative, his penis grew hard. One of the women began
kissing the swollen head. He began moaning in pleasure and the other witch
began sucking on his nipples.
"He is close
to coming, Mistress," the one kissing his cock said between her licks.
The High Priestess
smiled and the two witches withdrew from their sucking. She replaced them
as they returned to their places within the circle. She grabbed the hard
nine inch cock and one of the witches placed a large gold goblet between
his legs.
"Are you ready
to meet our Master, Thomas?" the High Priestess asked
Thomas just
stared blankly at her until she jerked his cock harder. The witches began
chanting in an ancient tongue. He started to cum and then she slashed with
the sword. His manhood, shaft and balls, was neatly cut off.
Only then did
he scream in horror.
The High Priestess
placed the manhood and testicles into the goblet. She filled the goblet
with the blood until it was running over.
"Now drink,
my sisters," the High Priestess said as she passed the goblet to one of
the witches.
Each witch
took a swallow of blood. When they were done, the goblet was returned to
the High Priestess who took a large drink. She began chanting a spell and
waved the sword over the goblet.
The penis inside
the goblet seemed to swell and move by itself.
"Success,"
the High Priestess said with delight.
She placed
the goblet and the sword on the rock. Each witch including the High Priestess
took off their robes to reveal their nakedness. They danced around the
rock and the now-dead body.
The High Priestess
took the severed penis from the goblet and began fingering her vagina.
The chanting grew louder and the dancing grew faster. After a few moments,
she shoved the penis into her moist snatch and moaned in pleasure. The
penis was too huge to fit completely inside the High Priestess' pussy but
at least seven inches of the shaft went in deep.
She began chanting
again as she felt the power of her Master swell up inside her. When she
felt the demon dick, ejaculate inside her, the High Priestess released
her own juices.
The chanting
and dancing stopped when she let out a powerful cry that was a mixture
of pain and pleasure. The High Priestess dropped to her knees and began
laughing.
"In a few months,
the Savior will be born," she said with glee. "And earth shall tremble
in fear."
The witches
moved toward the dead young man. They began gnawing on the still warm flesh.
THE END!
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PROLOGUE from
part one: Quincy Davis has been in a ton of trouble ever since her father
passed away, and to make a long story short, her mother, Joan Davis, has
decided to commit her daughter to the Northern States School for Wayward
Girls!!! The school administrator, a Harriett Taggert, has taken both Joan
and her daughter into a back room where Quincy was tied down on a doctor's
examining table where upon Harriett Taggert slipped a miniature remote
control vibrator inside of her cunt!!! This, however, is only the half
of it, because Harriett Taggert then attached a gold clit ring to the poor
girls clitoris and much to her dismay, soldered it permanently in place!!!
The ring also contained a micro chip that can be activated from another
remote that almost instantaneously inducing vicious orgasms to its subject!!!
Finally, and most importantly, the last device Harriett Taggert forced
Quincy to wear was a chastity belt that was locked over the genitals, making
sexual fulfillment impossible unless the belt was removed or the vibe or
clit ring was activated!!! Our story picks up with Quincy being half dragged
to her new dormitory room in a state of shock after Harriett had buzzed
her clit with a series of brutal cums!!!
"Put her in
here," Harriett Taggert said to the burly guard who was dragging Quincy
down the dormitory hall, "she can share a room with Allison, another screw
off if there ever was one!!!" After using a magnetic pass key to unlock
the door, Harriett stepped into the room and the guard followed by shoving
Quincy inside!!! Over one the bed lying nude, except for her chastity belt
was very pretty blonde girl who was trying to get some sleep!!! "Wake up,
Allison," Harriett said firmly, "I want you to meet your new roommate!!!"
Allison rolled out of bed, and with tired eyes looked Quincy over before
saying, "It's nice to meet you, I'm Allison Bristal!!!" Before Quincy could
reply in kind, "Harriett Taggert went on, "Allison's been here for over
a year now, so she can fill you in on all of the rules an regulations that
you are to adhere to, so if there's nothing else, the doors will unlock
promptly at six for dinner," and then with a nod to the guard, she was
out of the room and gone!!!"
"What a witch,"
Quincy said under her breath, "I hate her!!!" "Me too, honey," Allison
replied softly, "but don't ever let her here you saying it or you'll live
to regret it!!!" Quincy subconsciously began tugging on her belt, but with
a short harsh laugh Allison offered, "Forget it, you'll never get it off,
believe me I've tried and it's just like she said, impossible!!!" "Why
are you naked," Quincy asked while staring at Allison's large firm breasts!?!"
"She didn't mention that, did she," Allison replied, "rule number one,
all of the girls will be naked except for their belts at all times, no
exceptions!!!" "You're kidding," Quincy said incredulously, "you mean even
when we're in class and stuff!?!" "Especially when we're in class," Allison
shot back, "sometimes if the teachers will make two of us stand in the
front of the class and press our breasts together and kiss each other on
the lips!!!" "W-what for," Quincy asked softly!?! "To get us sexually aroused,"
Allison replied, "then they start playin' around with the rings and vibes!!!"
"Do they make you cum," Quincy asked fearfully!?! "Are you kidding," Allison
replied, "sometimes they give you so many you can't even count them all!!!"
Quincy felt all her strength easing oozing out of her, and as she plopped
down on her bunk, Allison said softly, "You might as well get that top
off, if they catch you with it on you're gonna get punished!!!"
The dining
room was large and well appointed, and Quincy guessed that there were probably
about one hundred fifty girls there eating their dinner!!! Guards were
stationed at each exit, and much to Quincy's chagrin, Harriett Taggert
roamed through the crowd, stopping periodically to feel the breasts of
some of the girls!!! After about a half hour, when everyone was finished
eating, Harriett Taggert held up her hand to quiet the room, and then made
an announcement, "Since this is Saturday, we're going to have a little
live entertainment, so without further or do, would Allison Parks and Quincy
Davis please join me in the front of the room!!!" "W-what does she want
with us," Quincy fearfully asked Allison!?! With a sad look on her face,
Allison patted Quincy on the arm and whispered, "It's too late, honey,
just do as you're told, if you resist, your punishment will be severe!!!"
The two naked
girls (except for their belts), made their way up to where Harriett Taggert
was standing, while some of the girls in the audience yelled out words
of encouragement!!! "Okay," Mz. Taggert said after the both of them were
standing next to her, "You both have very nice breasts, so just to get
the ball rolling, why don't you two face each other and rub you nipples
together!?!" From the tone of her voice Quincy could tell that it wasn't
a request but a demand, so with a little trepidation, she turned to face
Allison, and after only a moment's hesitation leaned forward until their
nipples were softly brushing together!!! "Oh my," Quincy whispered to Allison,
"that feels very nice, mmmmm yes, just like that!!!" "Hey, girls," Harriett
said approvingly, "they both love it, shall I give them a little bit of
encouragement!?!" While the cheers and the call of "do it, do it!!!", rang
throughout the lunch room Harriett Taggert slipped a small remote control
box from her pocket, and after entering the two girls' code numbers, she
pressed the activation button which immediately switched on the vibrators
deep in their pussies!!!
Instantaneously
both of them gasped while their pussies were being gently massaged by the
incessant humming inside of them!!! "It looks like they're enjoying themselves,
ladies," Harriett Taggert opined, "how about if we turn up the volume just
a bit," and with just a touch of a button, the intensity of the humming
grew by ten fold while orgasm after orgasm wracked each of their now dripping
cunts!!! What was at first just a soft pressing together of the nipples,
had now turned into a passionate embrace complete with deep French kissing
and of course the cupping of each other's plump bottoms while the vibrating
little hummers did their dirty work!!! After about ten minutes or so of
continuous uninterrupted climaxes, mercifully, Harriett turned of the juice
and allowed the two shaking young women to finally relax!!!
Once back in
their room, Quincy flopped down on her bed and began crying, sure that
tonight had been just about the most embarrassing moment of her life!!!
"It won't do any good bawling about it," Allison said softly while toweling
off after her shower, "and believe me, it can get a lot worse!!!" Quincy
blew her nose into her handkerchief, and after wiping the tears from her
eyes, asked Allison, "How on earth could it get any worse, we just had
sex in front of over two hundred people!?!" Allison walked over and sat
down on the edge of Quincy's bunk and after patting the poor girl on the
shoulder offered, "Honey, the last time my folks came up for a visit, guess
what that fucking witch, Taggert made me do!?!" "I dunno," Quincy replied,
"what!?!" "After Taggert brought me up to her office, she took me into
that lovely little examining room of hers where both of my folks were waiting!!!"
"W-why did she have them in there," Quincy asked nervously, "I thought
that room was just used during registration!?!" "Ha," Allison spat, "you
don't know the half of it, once we were in that damn room, that fucking
cunt made me suck my dad's cock!!!" "Y-you've got to be kidding," Quincy
replied in abject horror, "please, tell me you're just pulling my leg!!!"
"I wish I were,"
Allison replied grimly, "but I'm afraid that I'm not, she then made me
pull his penis out of his trousers, it was unbelievable!!!" "D-did she
make you suck him to completion," Quincy asked softly, "I mean did he cum
in your mouth!?!" "Honey, he shot it twice in my mouth," Allison said bitterly,
"and she made me swallow it, too!!!" "But what about your mother," Quincy
fairly screamed, "where in the hell was she when all this was going on!?!"
"She was sitting right there," Allison replied!!! "You mean right in the
same room, when you were sucking your dad's cock," asked Quincy incredulously!?!
"Yep," Allison replied, "she was right there and never said a fucking word,
that bitch Taggert had her so fucking terrified she was afraid to speak
up!!!" "Okay, I agree that's bad," Quincy responded, "but at least it was
in private!!!" "Yeah," Allison questioned, "but I'm not finished, I still
had a little more work to do!?!" "What'd she make you do," Quincy asked,
"cum with your clit ring or something!?!" "I wish," Allison answered sadly,
"as soon as dad emptied his nut sack for the second time, Taggert grabbed
me by the hair and literally dragged me over to mom....." "S-she didn't,"
Quincy interrupted her, "she didn't make you do her too, did she!?!" "You
got it, sport," Allison retorted, "right there on the fucking floor, had
mom hike up her dress and after she tugged of her panties, she shoved my
mouth right into mom's cunt!!!"
"Good grief,"
Quincy exclaimed, "I was really sad when my dad died, but at least she
can't make me suck him off!!!" "Don't worry," Allison replied, "that evil
cunt will find something just as degrading for you, who know what she'll
think up!!!" Quincy shook her head slowly, and as an afterthought asked,
"Did your mom cum, too, I mean did she have an orgasm when you were sucking
her off!?!" "Oh, yeah," Allison answered quickly, "she came like a rocket,
at least three hard cums, she musta not a had it for a while, cuz she was
fucking on fire!!!" "Did Taggert ever use vibe or the clit ring when your
folks were there!?!" "Yeah, she did," Allison replied, "after mom blew
her last nut, the old bitch showed my dad exactly how the remote worked,
and much to my disbelief, he used it himself to get me off with my clit
ring!!!" "Well," Quincy said mockingly, "you know how men like remote controls,
he probably thought it ran a big screen TV!!!" Even Allison had to chuckle
at that one, but she quickly became serious again when she replied, "Well
you're absolutely right about one thing, he loved the idea of controlling
a woman with a remote control, so you're just not gonna believe what happened
next!!!"
"You mean there's
more," Quincy asked, "how could there be unless she had you suck a monkey
or something!!!" "Jesus christ," Allison said with mock anger, "don't let
old lady Taggert hear you saying that, she'll probably take you up on it,
but seriously, back to my dad and the remote, dad was so enthused about
the way it worked, he had Taggert put a ring on mom's clit!!!" "Nooooooo,"
Quincy exclaimed totally dumb founded, "you mean to say that your mother
has one of these little buzzers on her clit, too!?!" "Exactly like it,"
Allison replied, "mom tried to protest but Taggert cracked her across the
face with the back of her hand and mom never made another peep!!!" "Then
what happened," Quincy asked, "this is just too, fucking much, did they
have to strap her in!?!" "Nope, she just laid there really still while
they shot her full of pain killer and attached her ring," Allison said,
"but as soon as the medication wore off, they tested it out and before
I knew what was happening my mom was on her knees sucking Taggert's shaved
pussy for all she was worth!!!"
"My god," Quincy
asked softly, "you mean that Taggert gets involved with the sex stuff personally!?!"
"Are you kidding," Allison said derisively, "she's the biggest lezzie you've
ever seen, and this place is like a happy hunting ground to her, and each
and all of us at one time or another are on her list to fuck!!!" "W-when
does she do it," Quincy asked fearfully, "I mean does she sneak in her
in the middle of the night or something!?!" "No, nothing like that," Allison
replied, "once a week every girl in here gets her pussy shaved smooth,
and you can just about guess who does all of the shaving!!!" "Taggert,"
Quincy replied flatly, "she does us when out belts are off, right!?!" "Exactly,"
Allison replied, "and it usually goes something like this, she'll show
up at you room with all her shaving supplies, so after she's all done,
it she wants to fuck you, she'll take her time cleaning you up, and probably
she'll rub some oil into your pussy to get it ready!!!" "Then what happens,"
Quincy asked weakly?! "Well, then she'll casually take of her skirt, and
inside of her panties is usually a huge, and I do mean huge strap on dildo,
so I hope that you're not a virgin, cuz if you are, you're in for a hard
fucking ride!!!" "H-holy smokes," Quincy mumbled, "you mean she fucks you
with it!?!" "Of course she does dummy," Allison said while rolling her
eyes, "whattaya think she does with it!?!" "I-I don't know," Quincy replied
softly, "I don't know what I thought!!!" "Well let me tell ya," Allsion
declared, "she makes you take it out of her panties and suck on it a little
while, and when she's good and already, she pushes you back down on your
back, uses her fingers to pull out the little vibe, and then without much
warning she buries that monster pecker deep inside your poor helpless cunt
while using the remote to turn on your clit ring!!!" "D-do you have an
orgasm from that," Quincy asked shakily!?!"
Allison looked
at Quincy for a moment and while shaking her head and replied, "Honey,
you cum like a freight train's fucking your cunt, and let me tell ya something,
you're gonna cum so much you'll be begging her to put you out of your misery!!!
THE END!
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| YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007
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1. You accidentally enter your PIN
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2. You haven't played solitaire with
real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers
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4. You e-mail the person who works
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6. You pull up in your own driveway
and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the
groceries.
7. Every commercial on television
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8. Leaving the house without your
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of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get
it.
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minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge
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These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await
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The layout is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no
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Tiptoe
Thru the Tulips
Tiny Tim's Birthday is today.
He would have been 75.
Tiptoe to the
window, by the window that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe
through the tulips with me!
Tiptoe from
your pillow, to the shadow of a willow tree
And tiptoe
through the tulips with me!
Knee deep
in flowers will stray, we'll keep the showers away.
And if I kiss
you in the garden, in the moonlight, will you pardon me?
Come tiptoe
through the tulips with me!
God Bless Tiny Tim
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Featured
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Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Pervert
Jack
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Poetry
- I Kissed...
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I kissed away your
tears
And held you tight
I wished away your fears
With all my might
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The Complete Naughty Schoolgirl Fantasy
Costume (modeled by Melissa Jayne) was supplied for the photo shoot by
Eros
Boutique – a great place for all your sexual fantasies - Eros
Boutique.
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Latina
Tuesday
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& Spicy Latina Girls...
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Monday, April 9, 2007
Monday
Toons
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Three
Naughty Jokes
1.
One day mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage
S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the
magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked
at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What
should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't
think you should spank him."
2.
A guy walks up to the madam of a brothel and complains, 'I know she's the
cheapest you got but the fat bloated bitch just spat in my face and farted
all the way through sex, and the light doesn't even work in there'. The
madam looks up and calls out for assistance, 'Somebody get over to room
13, the corpse needs emptying again...'
3.
The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women
hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one
day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?" Bubba replies,
"Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and
bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em
forever!" The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom.
He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore
off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser. His wife stuck
her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba?"
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Sunday, April 8, 2007
Happy
Easter from Pervert Jack
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Blogger
Babe - Aubrey Addams
Aubrey Addams is a very cute 19 year
old, 4’10, 98lb, California, girl next door, with just past the shoulder,
blonde hair, innocent hazel eyes, a bright smile, a hot little bod, tiny
teen tits with nicely shaped pink nipples, tiny waist with a flat and very
lickable stomach, a pierced belly button, a sexy bubble butt, nice legs,
and a completely shaved and pierced pink little pussy. (See
this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
Like he did before for on a previous
project, a friend of mine, Big Lou, called me, said that he was shooting
another “Adult” (Porn) movie and asked me if I would again like to shoot
the box cover. Already knowing that I would get the chance to shoot another
hot little babe… I, of course, said “Ok, sure… Why not?” I did not want
to sound too excited, but actually… I was. I hadn't shot in a while and
I was deffo in the mood for a shoot – always gets the juices flowing to
shoot a sexy nude babe. Plus, as we all already know, I have a thing for
Ethnic babes and usually end up shooting lots of Ethnic babes… So, I can
always use more pictures of the “Girl Next Door” type - which of course,
without even asking, I knew that Big Lou had already hired. He doesn't
like to admit it, but he had a thing for Blondes like I have a thing for
Asians.
I asked about the model and Big Lou
described her exactly as I knew he would. Actually, I would have been shocked
if she was anything different. One of these days he will probably hire
an exotic Asian model just to mess with my head. I sooo can't wait. But
then to really mess with my head, he will probably get another photographer
to shoot the box cover. Don't ya just love your friends?
Anyway, we discussed the details
of the shoot and a few days later, I showed up at the studio with camera
in hand – not to mention, lights, stands, tripods, extension cords, soft-boxes,
reflectors, batteries, lenses, plus lots more equipment and also duplicates
of all of the previously mentioned equipment. You can never be too prepared.
Well, actually you can. Well, actually… I can. I usually bring far more
equipment than I ever use… and then I just end up lugging it around between
the van and the studio and/or location. But I digress.
The studio was really kewl… They
shoot a lot of films there and had pre-made sets already up and ready to
go. All I had to do was light them. Which actually was not too, terribly
difficult? And since I arrived early and Aubrey arrived late (big shock),
I had some time to take my time. Just as I was finished lighting the first
set, Aubrey arrived. Introductions were made (what a cutie), ID's were
checked, releases were signed, and Aubrey went into make-up.
A short while later Aubrey emerged
from make-up, went into wardrobe, emerged from wardrobe in a really cute
Cheerleader
outfit, came to the set, and we immediately started shooting. Even through
Big Lou kept checking his watch, and I really did not have a lot of time,
I knew that I had enough time to work with Aubrey and get some really nice
shots for his Box Cover – not to mention shooting enough content to put
together a couple sets for myself. I had her for about a half an hour and
in those 30 minutes we shot almost 300 photos. YIKES! I'm not good at math,
but that's like one picture every six seconds. No wonder I was tired and
sore by the time I got home from the set.
Enough about me. Aubrey Addams was
a pleasure to work with. She moved smoothly from one pose to the next and
in those thirty (30) minutes she posed, teased, stripped naked, went doggy
style, spread her pink little pussy lips wide, masturbated, and deffo got
me (the Professional Photographer) a little excited. It's amazing how in
just a few minutes she went from innocent little cheerleader… to spread
wide and ready for cock. YIKES! By the way… I hate that word – “Cock”.
It's so nasty. I suppose the female version of that would be “Cunt”. Just
not nice words and I certainly try to refrain from using these words –
“Cock”. “Cunt”. I mean, don't get me wrong. These words are direct
and to the point and are also part of the American lexicon; “He has a big
cock.” She is such a cunt.” The meanings are clear and concise and they
leave no doubt as to what is being said. But they are just terms that I
would rather not use… Oops… back to the shoot… Big Lou was tapping his
watch and my time was up. But of course, I had to take just a few more
shots… I brought along a Sex
Blogger T-shirt (Sex
Blogger Store) and also a Pervert
Jack T-shirt (Pervert
Jack Store) for Aubrey to pose in. And she did so, with a big smile
on her face. As we were finishing up the shots, and as she was pulling
off the shirts, Big Lou was leading her to the next set and telling me
I had five (5) minutes to shoot this set as well. What? Ok...
The next set was really kewl; a Doctor's
office (complete with speculum and all). In my 5 minutes (stretched to
10) Aubrey and I shot 100 images – Dang… again that's a lot of shutter
clicking. And in those scant minutes we actually had a lot of fun. Mostly
with Aubrey spread wide, feet in stirrups, and smiling as she played with
the speculum. After about the 100th image, I felt Big Lou tapping me in
the shoulder. I was done! I packed up my equipment and was out the door
– leaving Big Lou, Aubrey Addams, and the rest of the cast & crew to
make their movie.
And while you're waiting for me to
put more pix of Aubrey Addams on my websites, you can check her out in
“LA Cheerleaders”
- Directed by Tiger Elwood and Produced by Big Lou / SmutWorks. Enjoy!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking
for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and
I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER
18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or
HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites,
for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail
me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo
of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from
me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer
and would like to have your work featured here on Sex
Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime
Comix," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica," "Detective
Cartoons," "Blush
Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult
Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Comments & Opinions
I would love to hear from you. Please
e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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