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I think this
photo was shot sometime in the 1960's.
Technically,
this is not a great photo, actually it is not even very good. It really
does look just like the photographer put up a light and snapped the shutter
with no thought put into the technical and more importantly - no thought
what so ever into the artistic aspect of the photo. There is so much more
that could have been done with a little creative lighting. But as it stands,
the only thing I do like is the composition of the picture and... well...
that's pretty much it. Oh... no, I lie... I absolutely love the garters
and the thigh high nylons ;o)
The models.
Hmmm... Not a whole lot to discuss here either. The model on the left has
nice big boobs and the one on the right has very nice and perky little
boobs. Other than that, their bodies are just ok - pretty typical of the
era. But I particularly do not find either model very attractive. The both
look like they are really unhappy to be posing and I absolutely hate the
hair-dos...
The photo is
not very good... The models are just ok, but I would still certainly do
'em - especially to see if i could get them to at least look a little happier
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Adult
Erotica - THE SCHOOL FOR GIRLS: PART ONE
"You can't
make me stay here," Quincy Davis spat at her mother while kicking and screaming
all the way up the steps of the Northern States School for Girls!!! "I
can and you will," Joan Davis replied grimly while shoving her eighteen
year old daughter through the front door towards the admitting office,
"and if I hear that you've given these people any trouble at all, I'll
make damn sure that you'll wish you hadn't!!!" "Ha," Quincy fired back,
"if you don't think I won't be able to split this place, then you're fucking
nuts!!!" Just as Joan was about to reply to her daughter's insolent response,
a tall matronly woman appeared from inside the admitting offices and said
sternly, "That will be the last time you use that kind of language at Northern
States, young lady, I'm Harriett Taggert, the administrator of the school,"
she said while extending her to Mrs. Davis, "if you and your daughter would
please follow me, we can get on with her admission!!!"
After everyone
had taken their seat, Harriett Taggert opened up a already thick file and
after perusing the top page, leaned back in her chair, took off her glasses
and cleaned them, and then with a shake of her head said evenly, "It seems
that you were pretty busy little girl down in big city, well don't worry
about a thing, Mrs. Davis, we're going to see to it that Quincy is kept
very busy indeed!!!" "You can't make me do a damn thing," the mouthy little
bitch snapped, while staring out the window as is she hadn't a care in
the world, "and I'd just like to see you try!!!" "I'll have to apologize
for my daughter's behavior," Joan Davis said sadly, "ever since her father
passed away it's been getting harder and harder to control her!!!" "There's
no need apologizing to me, Mrs. Davis," Harriett Taggert quickly replied,
"it's certainly not your fault that Quincy was caught riding in a stolen
car, smoking marijuana, shop lifting, and of course, probably the worst
offense of all, having sex with a multitude of partners, no, these were
things that she did on her own and will have to pay the consequences for!!!"
"I realize
that," Joan Davis replied softly, "but how in the world are you going to
be able to control her, we've simply tried everything!?!" "That's right,
teach," Quincy crowed, feeling that no matter what this old biddy tried
it would be of no use, "I'm gonna walk outta here within three days, and
you can book it!!!" A small smile broke across Harriett Taggert's face
as she stood up and moved over to a door in the rear of her office, and
after opening it up said softly, "Now, if you'll please follow me, we can
get things wrapped up so your mother can leave!!!" With a smug look on
her face, Quincy stood up and made a point of stretching her arms and legs
in a manner that said "everything's fine and I'm going to beat you at this",
and then with a little shrug of her shoulders, she and her mother followed
Harriett Taggert into the next room!!! Sensing immediately that this was
not a room she wished to be in, Quincy pressed herself up against the wall
and watched with trepidation as Harriett Taggert readied what looked like
a doctor's examining table!!! "W-what's that for," Quincy asked nervously
while Mz. Taggert continued adjusting a series of straps and bindings!?!
"You mean this," Harriett asked softly!?! "Y-yes, that," Quincy replied,
sensing in her heart that any answer she received would be a bad one!!!
"Well," the administrator replied evenly, "I guess that you're going to
have to lay down on it to find out!!!"
With her face
turning an ashen shade of while, Quincy shook her head no while sliding
along the wall away from the dreaded table and the evil looking Mz. Taggert,
that is until she reached the corner and had gone as far as she could go!!!
With a look that made her stomach turn, Harriett Taggert said in a very
sinister voice, "You either get up on the table of your own free will,
or I will ring security and several very large men will come in here and
put you there with force, it's completely up to you, I could care less
which way it goes so long as you get up on the table!!!" Joan Davis was
standing quietly at the other end of the room, but seeing that her daughter
had no way out, she said softly, "You better do as she says, Quin, she's
not fooling around!!!" Realizing that no matter what she did she was eventually
going to end up on the table, with a great deal of anxiety, Quincy Davis
slowly crossed the room and climbed onto the table and quietly lay down!!!
With a little
smirk on her face, Harriett Taggert patted Quincy on the arm and said softly,
"See how easy that was, you're already getting with the program, now lie
still while I strap you down!!!" As a wild stab of panic swept through
her, Quincy felt like getting up and fleeing down the hall, but it was
much to late for that gambit, because her arms and now her legs were being
firmly fastened to the table, rendering her for all practical terms, helpless!!!
In a small almost whispered voice, Joan Davis asked, "W-what are you going
to do to her, Mz. Taggert?!?" "In the next fifteen minutes or so," Harriett
replied gently, "we are going to take complete control of your daughter's
will, and while you don't have to stay, I encourage you to do so, I'm sure
that
after we're finished you will be quite satisfied with the results!!!"
Joan Davis
sat down in silence while Harriett took her place next to her daughter,
and in a cold hard voice said, "Your days as a malcontent are now officially
over, from now on you will do as you're told, when you're told, do you
understand me!?!" Now almost too terrified to even speak, Quincy Davis
looked on in abject horror as Harriet Taggert began calmly cutting off
her jeans with a razor sharp scissors, not stopping until they were in
a pile of ribbons on the floor next to them!!! As total panic set in, the
young girl in a shaky voice begged, "P-please, I'll do what ever you say,
just please don't hurt me!!!" "Very good, Quincy," the old lady said softly,
"you used the word "please" twice in the same sentence, that must be some
kind of record, but in answer to your plea, I'm sorry but we're way past
the point of caring a whit about what you need or want!!!"
Quincy gave
one mighty push trying to free herself from her restraints, but right away
she could tell that is was useless to fight it, so when Harriett Taggert
clipped off her pink panties, she didn't even bother putting up a struggle!!!
"My, my," Harriett said softly, "you seem to have quite a profusion of
pubic hair, covering your vagina, haven't you ever heard of trimming it
like a lady!?!" "I've begged her to let me help her," Joan Davis interjected,
"but all she ever did was laugh and say that all the boys liked it bushy!!!"
"Really," Harriett asked softly, "is that what you said to your mother!?!"
"I-I was just kidding around," Quincy replied fearfully, "if all you want
me to do is shave it off I'll be more than happy to do it now!!!" "I'm
sure that you are," Harriett replied gently, "but I'm afraid that's hardly
all that needs to be done!!!"
After retrieving
the necessary items needed for shaving Quincy's vagina, Harriett Taggert
motioned Joan Davis to join her between her daughter's legs and offered,
"At this point I usually like to let the mothers take care of shaving their
daughters, so if you'd like to, I'd be happy to let you do it!!!" Joan
didn't have to be asked twice, so with a great deal of joy, she took the
stool between Quincy's young thighs and began carefully removing every
last vestige of pubic hair on her pussy!!! "All finished," she announced
while gently washing the remaining lather from her daughter's plump labia,
"but you have to admit one thing, she has a very pretty vagina!!!" "That
she does," Harriett replied while trading places again with the young girl's
mother, "but now we get down to it, so if you'll please hand me that small
box over on the counter, I can begin!!!
Joan gave the
small white box Harriet who quickly opened it up and extracted a smooth
two inch long plastic cylinder that was about one inch in diameter!!! "What's
that," Joan asked, "it certainly isn't very big!!!" "No, it isn't," Harriett
replied softly, "but it's capable of doing a very big job, here, let me
show you!!!" Joan leaned her head over Harriet Taggert's shoulder, and
watched in rapt fascination as she inserted the little cylinder into her
daughter's smoothly shaved vagina!!! Quincy gasped as it slid past the
outer folds of her cunt, and in a shaky voice asked, "W-what are you doing
to me, oh my, that feels so good!?!" Ignoring Quincy completely, Harriett
turned to Mrs. Davis and explained, "What I've done is insert a micro vibrator
into Quincy's vagina, it can be activated with a remote just like this
one when her particular code is punched in!!!" "Each and every member of
our staff is equipped with just such a device and any of them can enter
her code and with just the touch of a button, give her a jolt deep inside
of her vagina!!!"
"That's extraordinary,"
Joan Davis opined, while staring at the now swelling lips of her daughter's
pussy, "can I see it work!?!" "Of course you may," Harriett replied while
handing the remote over to her, "just punch in the number 3045, after you
see that number fill the little screen, you're ready to go!!!" "Harriett
waited a moment until Joan Davis figured out how to enter the code number,
and when it was done, she continued on, "Now, press any button from one
to nine, with one being the lowest power rating and of course nine being
the maximum!!!" Not quite sure what to do, Joan looked at Harriett and
asked, "What number should I start with!?!" "Well, why not try three or
four," Harriett replied, "you don't want to give her too much all at once!!!"
Quincy was now nervously waiting to see what kind of reaction she'd get
when the little hummer was turned on, and she was just about to ask a question,
when like a bolt of lightning, her pussy was nailed by an incessant humming
that nearly induced and orgasm in the first two or three seconds!!!
"My god," Joan
said softly while watching her daughter thrashing around on the table as
her vagina was being tortured with climax after climax, "I-I wouldn't even
mind having one of those inside of me!!!" "Of course not," Harriett replied
knowingly, "but not if someone else controls it, believe me, your life
would not be your own!!!" Finally taking pity on her daughter, Joan shut
the hummer off, allowing the poor girl's vagina to come back down to earth,
while at the same time commenting, "So that's how you do it, through their
genitals, very ingenious!!!" "You're correct in that we use their private
organs to control them," Harriett said in agreement, "but this is only
step number one in our punishment department, we have a much more direct
way of dealing with them, and that is what we are about work on right now!!!"
"I'm sure that
you'll just love this, young lady," Harriett said softly while producing
a hypodermic needle filled with a clear liquid, "it's just what the doctor
ordered!!!" "No, please no," Quincy begged in a weak voice, as all of her
energy had been drained from her body from the crushing orgasm she had
just experienced, "I-I promise, I'll do anything you say!!!" "Of course
you will," Harriett replied while lining up the needle with Quincy's now
engorged clit, "in fact I can just about guarantee that you'll do exactly
what I say without a moments hesitation!!!" While Quincy was straining
against her bindings, Harriet Taggert calmly informed her that struggling
would only prolong the process, and if she lay still it would all be over
rather quickly!!! "That's a good girl," Harriet said softly as Quincy stopped
struggling a lay dead still on the examining table, "now this will sting
for just a second or two, but then I promise you, after that you won't
feel a thing!!!" Quincy gripped the edge of the table with all her might,
but even that didn't prepare her for the pain that seared her clit in one
blinding flash, but true to her word, in only a matter of moments, the
pain just seemed to waft away, leaving her clit feeling nothing more than
a slight tingling sensation!!!"
"W-what did
you just give her," Joan Davis asked a little nervously, "she seems to
have calmed down anyway!?!" "I just shot a local pain killer directly into
her clitoris," Harriet responded, "because now I will install the main
controlling mechanism in her pussy!!!" With a great deal of interest, both
Joan and Quincy peered into Harriett's hand where lay a small gold ring
that glistened brightly in the artificial light!!! "W-what is it," Quincy
asked, while preparing herself for the worst!?! "It's a clit ring," Harriet
announced evenly, "the needle part goes right through your clit and out
the other side, and since this is a permanent installation, a tiny drop
of gold solder will keep it in place for ever!!!" "Y-you can't do that
to me," Quincy shrieked, "I-I'll call the police or something, oh please,
mom, don't let her maim me!!!" Harriett looked over to Joan Davis who sat
there worried to death at the strange turn of events, so in a calm clear
voice she offered, "Don't get cold feet now, Mrs. Davis, this is all for
the best, and I can assure you that this clit ring will do more to control
your daughter than anything else you could come up with!!!"
"But how does
it work," Joan asked in shaky voice!?! "Well," Harriett replied, "inside
the ring is a tiny computer chip that is activated much like the vibrator,
but as I'm sure you can certain, the vibration deep inside of a vagina
is much much different than the same sensation directly on your clitoris!!!"
Joan Davis thought abut that for a minute or so and then replied, "Yes,
I can see that, but how do you discipline these girls by arousing their
vaginas when in reality it's probably a pretty nice feeling to have!?!"
"Now that is a very good question," Harriett answered quickly, "but the
answer is in this little device right here!!!" "What on earth is that,"
Joan asked dumbly, "it sorta looks like a male jock strap, but different!!!"
"But different indeed," Harriett Taggert replied, "it's made out of the
same material that is used in bullet proof vests, so it is practically
indestructible, and at least capable of resisting any attempt by our girls
to remove it once it's locked in place!!!" "But how do they urinate," Joan
asked while taking the device from Harriett and looking it over carefully!?!
The vaginal covering has a slit just wide enough to pee through," Harriet
explained, "but once the device is on and locked in place, it is impossible
for a girl to sexually relieve herself unless we open it up for her, or
if we induce orgasm with our remote controls, either through the vibe in
her vagina or the ring through her clit!!!"
After the somewhat
long winded explanation, Harriett returned her attention to Quincy's clitoris,
and in a couple of seconds, she had successfully threaded it through the
little head, and after letting the tiny soldering iron warm up, she put
a little drop of gold solder to secure the ring firmly and permanently
in place!!! "Good," Harriett announced, "all done, now all we have to do
is put the chastity belt on her and she'll be all set!!!" "Let's see how
you look, dear," Joan Davis said to her daughter after Harriett had clicked
the lock shut on the durable belt girding her vagina!!! "It looks awful,"
Quincy wailed, "I don't wanna wear this thing," but her struggles to tug
it off were as fruitless as her attempts to escape the examining table,
so finally she quit fighting it and stood there waiting for Harriett Taggert
to tell her what to do next!!!
Joan Davis
took her daughter in her arms, and after giving her a big kiss on the cheek,
she wished her well and quickly left the building and headed back to the
city!!! Tears began forming in Quincy's eyes when she realized that she
was now truly alone in this awful place, but in the next several seconds
she was about to find out exactly how bad it could get, because all at
once her clitoris seemed to become electrified as Harriett Taggert activated
her clit ring, sending the poor girl reeling across the room while trying
desperately to remove the harness protecting her now impenetrable vaginal
area!!! "See what we do to bad little girls," Harriett said softly while
turning up the power and inducing a series of the most brutal orgasms Quincy
had ever felt!!! "P-please," she moaned while her cunt was flying into
overdrive, "I can't stand it anymore, please, no more, no more..........."
Quincy was so far gone that even though her cunt was a burning cauldron
of sexual excitement, the overload was so great, that she slowly slipped
off into blessed unconsciousness but still vaguely aware of the trouble
she was in!!!
THE END!
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A cockroach will live nine days without
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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue
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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in
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Americans on average eat 18 acres
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its
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Babies are born without knee caps.
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Banging your head against a wall
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China has more English speakers than
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Donald Duck comics were banned in
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Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Featured
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Pervert
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The Sex Swing Rack, Leather "Ruby
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by Melissa Jayne) were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros
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Monday, April 2, 2007
Monday
Toons
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Three
Nasty Jokes
1.
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will
I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take
you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you
will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist,
got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting
more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once
they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girl's eyes, wrapped
a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning
the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick
mummy, take off the bandage so that I will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all
the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they
were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To
which the mother replied, "April fool!"
2.
There is a merry family gathering with all generations around the table.
The little children (naughty little rascals) smuggle a Viagra tablet into
Grandpa's drink. After a while, Grandpa excuses himself because he has
to go to the bathroom. When he returns, however, his trousers are wet all
over. "What happened, Grandpa?" he is asked by his concerned children.
"Well," he answers, "I had to go to the bathroom to pee. So I took it out,
but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back.
3.
The Man of The House, the husband, had just finished reading a new book
entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in
the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the
man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me
a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring
me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The funeral
director would be my first guess."
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Sunday, April 1, 2007
Happy
April Fool's Day from Pervert Jack
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Blogger
Babe - Jennifer
Jennifer is a 18 year old, 5'3, 115
lb half Black / half Latina Hottie. She has nice, natural 36C tits, shaved
pussy (with the hair just starting to grow back), very pretty & bright
eyes, a sweet smile and really, really nice, full bedroom lips. (See
this week's Blogger Babe Pics).
I was looking for a young (over 18)
cheerleader / schoolgirl type model to photograph and was holding interviews
when Jennifer came through the door - WOW! She was exactly what I wanted;
young (over 18), nice smile, full lips, natural breasts, ethnic (Black/Latina)
and very, very sweet. I hired her on the spot and set up a shoot for the
following week.
Jennifer is another one of those
girls that doesn't drive. Dang, what is it with these young (over 18) LA
models? I swear, half of the girls I shoot, don't drive. And to complicate
matters even further, she still lives with her parents - Yikes! Anyway,
on the morning of the shoot, my assistant and I drove to her (parent's)
house to pick her up. Actually, we had to stop at the end of the block
and call. Her parents didn't know she was doing adult modeling and she
didn't want us coming to the door. The things I go through - LOL. So anyway,
we stopped at the end of the block and made the call. A few minutes later,
Jennifer, with her puppy-dog and boyfriend following her, walk toward the
car. Her boyfriend, looking all sad, mad and dejected, is carrying her
bags. Apparently, he didn't know she was doing adult work either and she
just kinda sprung it on him when we called. It was deffo not a comfortable
position to be in - for me, nor for him. He kinda gave me a dirty look
as I got out of the car to help her with her bags. I was glad I had my
assistant with me and was
very glad when he got out of the car as
well. My assistant is a young, 21 year old Latino gang-banger; shaved head,
tattoos, etc. - a very tough looking guy. Actually, he's just as sweet
and gentle as a kitten, but he deffo looks like someone you would not want
to mess with - LOL. Anyway, after seeing my assistant, Jennifer's boyfriend
went from giving me dirty looks to looking even more dejected. I kinda
felt sorry for him. Jennifer gave him a hug and kiss (her boyfriend, not
my assistant), told him it was okay and that she'd be back in a few hours,
then she and her puppy (yes, she brought her dog to the shoot) got in the
car and we left; leaving the boyfriend on the side of the road looking
like a lost little puppy. Now I really felt sorry for him.
As we drove to the location, she
and my assistant really hit it off. I could not get a word in edgewise.
Oh well, it was not gonna be my day for flirting. My assistant is learning
my job all to well - LOL. So, I just backed off, became the penultimate
professional and totally let my assistant have all the fun. Actually I
did not have much choice, it was obvious from the first moment that she
was deffo attracted to my "Bad-Boy" assistant and not me. Last shoot I
bring him on - LOL. Just kidding!
The shoot went well, we had a good
time and when we weren't chasing after her puppy, we got a lot of work
done. In about five hours, we did seven (7) different set-ups including:
Schoolgirl,
Cheerleader,
Masturbating
in a Mirror, Lingerie
and a couple of Voyeur
scenes, including a very
hot
& steamy shower scene.
After the shoot, I never talked with
her again, but she and my assistant talked a few times on the phone. They
said that they were going to get together, but, as with most models, it
never came to be.
If you want to see more of Jennifer,
check out "Masturbation
Mirror," "Mega-Voyeur,"
"Prep School Sluts,"
"Cheerleaders
& Teens in Uniform," "Black
Schoolgirls," "Black
Cheerleaders," "Real
Amateur Women & Teens," "American
Pussy" "Teen
Shower Cam," "100%
American Pussy," "Mixed
Chicks," "Latina
Teens in Lingerie," "Vittoria's
Lingerie," and of course "Porn
Jester's Black Girls."
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Always Looking
for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and
I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER
18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or
HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites,
for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail
me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo
of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from
me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer
and would like to have your work featured here on Sex
Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime
Comix," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica," "Detective
Cartoons," "Blush
Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult
Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Comments & Opinions
I would love to hear from you. Please
e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
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