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Saturday, March 10, 2007

I'd Hit It!

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1. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

2. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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Antique Photos & Critique

Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I think this photo was shot sometime in the 1960's.

Technically, this is a pretty boring photo - no fancy lighting, no shadows, no contrast, not really much to talk about... But, I do like the composition; though I would have liked it better if the model's feet were completely in frame AND in the lower left frame instead of the middle of the left frame.

The model is ok... I am not a big fan of the hair-do, but other than that she has nice legs, slender waist, nice tits, and she is not too bad looking either. And I also like the fact that it is obviously an office setting and the model is wearing nothing but fish-net thigh-highs, black heels, and white opera gloves. I am sure that there is a great story here about inner-office sex between the boss and the secretary.

Anyway, the technical aspect of the photo is pretty boring and not worth discussing... But the model is deffo an employee that I would love to work late with :o)
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Friday, March 9, 2007

Adult Erotica - PHYSICAL EXAM

Nicki Prince sat nervously in the corner of Dr. Nadler's office wishing for the life of her that she was any place but there!!! Momentarily lost in thought, she jumped a little when the doctor's nurse burst into the room and offered, "You must be Nicki, I'm Meg Kean, and I'm Dr. Nadler's nurse, so, what can we do for you today, Nicki!?!" Nicki was a little taken aback at Meg Kean's enthusiasm, but after finally regaining her bearings she replied softly, "Well, uh, it's a female problem!!!" "I see," the nurse replied while getting out her pen to make notes on Nicki's chart, "and what exactly are your symptoms!?!" Nicki turned a bright shade of red, and while staring at the floor replied softly, "It's kinda embarrassing, can I just wait and tell the doctor about it!?!" "Oh, come now, Miss Prince," Meg Kean replied with a little exasperation, "I've heard and seen just about everything in the book, so if you don't mind, please give me a brief description of your problem!!!"

Nicki swallowed hard a couple of times, and then in a very quiet voice whispered, "Well, uh, you see, it's like this, about four years ago I was in serious training as weight lifter, and well ya see, in order to bulk up I took some steroids, you know, injected them in my butt, and it had an adverse side affect!!!" Nurse Kean stood patiently waiting for Nicki to continue until she finally prodded, "And, you took steroids and the side affect was what!?!" With her whole chest and face now flushing bright red, Nicki stammered, "I-it's my vagina, my labia and clitoris have grown to way larger than their normal size, and even after having quit taking the drugs they still remain extremely large and puffy!!!" Meg Kean jotted down the pertinent information before asking quietly, "Is that all, the only side affect is that your vagina and clitoris are enlarged!?!" With tears forming in her eyes Nicki barely whispered, "No, no it's not!!!"

"And what else is there, dear," the nurse asked gently!?! "I-I'm always aroused," Nicki replied in a hushed voice, "I mean sexually that is!!!" "Really," Meg asked, "like right now even!?!" While wiping away her tears Nicki nodded and replied, "Especially now!!!" "Why now," the nurse asked!?! "I-I'm not sure," Nicki replied, "maybe because I'll be exposing my vagina to you and the doctor, who knows for sure!!!" Meg Kean stood thoughtfully for a moment and then offered, "You know, Nicki, I've been a nurse for over fifteen years now, and I've yet to observe a clitoris that is out of the ordinary as far as size is concerned, so I think that the best thing is for you to remove your things and hop up on the table so I can see exactly what we're up against!!!"

Nicki stood up slowly, and while Meg Kean turned her back and filled in some more information on her form, she quickly slipped out of her clothing and hopped up on the examining table and after lying down on her back, carefully positioned her ankles in the cold steel stirrups!!! "All set," the nurse asked while turning back around, "now, let's have a look!!!" After turning on the powerful overhead adjustable lamp, Meg Kean gazed in at Nicki's crotch, and after giving it a double take, she gasped, "M-my god, I-I've never seen anything quite like it, it almost looks like a little penis, m-may I touch it, please!?!" Nicki had her eyes closed tightly, while trying desperately to control her emotions, but in a small voice she whispered, "O-okay, go ahead!!!"

As she gingerly let her finger brush over the distended head, evoking a sigh from her frightened patient, she asked softly, "Is it always like this, I mean all erect and everything!!!" "Y-yes," Nicki replied through clenched teeth, "always, it never relaxes!!!" "Oh my," Meg replied thickly, "how often do you orgasm!?!" "At least three times a day," Nicki replied with soft moan!!! Meg continued massaging the little "cock" with her index finger while commenting in hushed tones, "Your lips are also incredibly engorged, is that a permanent condition, too!?!" Nicki was now sweating profusely all over her bulging pubis, and as she began to reply to Meg's last question, her entire body was wracked by a climax that shook her to the core while the stunned nurse looked on with a look of absolute incredulity!!! "T-that was truly unbelievable," Meg Kean whispered while massaging the trembling organ, "do you have a boyfriend to help take care of you!?!" "Oh no," Nicki replied sadly, "no man would want a woman with my condition, however I do have a girl friend that I share an apartment with!!!" "Does your lover have the same problem," Meg asked in a husky voice, "I mean are her organs like yours!?!"

Both Nicki and Meg were now breathing quite shallowly, and in an extremely strained voice Nicki replied, "No, she's quite normal in every way, except of course for her propensity for oral sex, which I'm eternally grateful for!!! "She sucks you often," Meg asked with a small moan!?! "At least twice a day," Nicki replied softly, "she says she loves sucking my little cock!!!" "D-do you ever rub your clits together," Meg stammered while obviously in a state of extreme arousal!?! "Mmmmmmm, yes," Nicki sighed, "and she also fucks me with a large strap on dildo that rubs against my clit when she does me!!!" Meg was now so turned on, that without even asking, she tore off her clothing, and just as she was climbing on top of Nicki's firm young body, the door burst open and in walked a stunned Dr. Nadler!!!

"Miss Kean," the doctor gasped, "what ever are you doing!?!" Normally Meg would have been mortified being caught in such a position, but with she was in such a state of sexual excitement that she merely glanced at the doctor before pressing her breasts and vagina into Nicki's!!! "Miss Kean," he snapped, "have you lost your mind, this is no way for a professional nurse to act!?!" With her pussy already dripping like a leaky faucet, Meg positioned her clit directly onto Nicki's monster, and as the two women sighed contentedly, Meg began "fucking" the over sexed patient while kissing her passionately on the lips!!! Dr. Nadler sat down in stunned silence as his nurse's tight ass bounced up and down while she simulated fucking the big clitted hussy lying beneath her on the table, and even though he knew it was wrong, he couldn't help pulling out his pecker, mounting Meg, and sliding his thick pecker deep inside of her hot pussy!!!

Meg was now trapped between Nicki and Dr. Nadler, and the feeling of having her clit masturbated by Nicki's huge clit, and also getting her tight little pussy rammed by the doc's thick pecker was much more than the poor girl could handle, and as her breasts pressed tightly against Nicki's, her pussy and clit convulsed hard, while a climax of epic proportions slammed into her, leaving her shaken and stunned as the pulsations in her vagina slowly ebbed away!!! Even though Meg was totally satiated, Dr. Nadler was just nearing his own orgasm, and as if reading his nurses mind, he slid his dick out her now satisfied pussy, and without missing a beat slid it easily into Nicki's molten fuck hole!!! "Oh, god," she gasped, "f-fuck me, give me your fucking hard pecker, screw me like a fucking whore!!!" For Nicki this was a real treat, getting her pussy taken by a real pecker, and with Meg's soft body still on top of her, she had the best of both worlds as her cunt was being ravaged by the doctor's brutally thick erection!!!

Both Nicki and the doc were now completely in tune as he stroked smoothly in and out of her burning pussy with his big cock, and incredibly, the back and forth motion of Nicki's cunt was arousing Meg's pussy all over again, and just as Nicki and Dr. Nadler were riding the brink of climaxing, Meg joined them on the Orgasm Express as all three of their genitals spasmed hard, wringing vicious cums from each of them!!! When he was finally totally spent, the doctor slid off the two trembling women while plopping back down in his chair and wondering what in the heck had brought all this on!!!

When everyone was dressed and their blood pressures had returned to normal, Dr. Nadler opined, "I'm sorry we can't do anything for your problem, Miss Prince, but short of surgery, I'm afraid that you're stuck with your situation!!! Nicki thought about it moment and replied, "Well, maybe I could stop in periodically for more "treatments", what do you think!?!" The doctor looked seriously at his nurse and replied, "That's a good idea, mark Miss Prince down for two sessions a week!!!" "For how long, doctor," Meg asked softly!?! "For as long as it takes," he replied with a small smile!!!

THE END!
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Analogies & Metaphors

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country.

Here are last year's winners...

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E-Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

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FRUSTRATION

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I HAVE HIT THE WALL
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1. A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the Mom asked puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

2. One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems fine, but after awhile she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems fine, but after awhile she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So, Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

3. A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.
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Sunday, March 4, 2007

Blogger Babe - Mulan

Mulan is a very sweet & cute 18 year old, 5'5, 110 lb Asian Hottie with beautiful, long, black & shiny hair. She has nice full lips, a beautiful smile, small but natural breasts with nicely shaped nipples and a really, really nice, dark-lipped pussy - covered (but not over-grown) with black, silky-soft hair. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

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When Mulan showed up for the interview, I could not believe my eyes, WOW! She was everything I was looking for - not only to photograph, but also to fall in love with. She was so cute. So flirty. So sweet. And OMG, she was so young looking. Actually too young looking. I had to double and triple check her ID's. And yes, ID's is plural. I did not trust just one ID, I made her show me all she had. Then, just to make sure, I called her agent and double checked that she was of legal age. When the answer came back "Yes" I booked her on the spot.

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Within a week we were shooting. Mulan was very easy to work with and was not scared to suggest new ideas or try a variety of different poses. She's very limber and she deffo has a great "cum-fuck-me" arch. I love a girl that knows how to arch. So sexy! Deffo make sure to check out some of her "doggy-style" poses at some of the sites listed below... Mmmmm, yummy!

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In a matter of just a few hours, we did nine different photo set-ups including: lingerie, schoolgirl, cheerleader, food fetish, voyeur, a hot and steamy shower scene, etc.. The shoot went quickly. Actually it went too quickly. I wanted it to last all day. But even though it didn't last long we still had a great time laughing and flirting with each other. But the flirting was kept to a minimal since, at the time of the shoot, she had a boyfriend - Dang! There goes my fantasy of falling in love and living happily ever after with her.

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After the shoot, Mulan and I talked a few times on the phone and even tried to get together for another shoot, as well as for social reasons (a date), but for some reason (possibly because of her boyfriend) we never did. And after awhile, as with most adult models, we just stopped calling each other and lost touch. Last I heard she had done a few other adult shoots with some other photographers and was now out of the biz (good for her).

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If you want to see more of Mulan, check out "China Dolls," "Teen Shower Cam," ""Authentic" Asian Voyeur," "Innocence Lost," "Asian Treasures," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Prep School Sluts," "'REAL' Amateur Women & Teens," "Sex Safari - Exotic Teens," "Mega Voyeur," "Asian Teens in Lingerie," "Sweet Asian Teens," "Victory Girls - Nude Women of the World!," "Vittoria's Lingerie," and of course, on one of my newer sites - "Asian Candy."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "Blush Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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