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Antique
Photos & Critique
I think this
photo was shot sometime in the 1950's or 1960's.
Technically,
like the last few photos I posted, this is a not a bad photo, but there
is really not a lot to it. I do like the texture of the plant in the foreground
and also of the curtain in the background... and I certainly would have
loved to see this as a high contrast photo - shot with some heavy shadows
& lighting.
The model is
not too bad either. She looks to be in her early to mid twenties and she
is pretty much a babe. She has a nice face, with nice, innocent eyes, looks
to be fairly slender and she deffo has a very nice rack that I would love
to spend a little time with... And I absolutely love her long and beautiful
black hair. Women did not do a whole lot of shaving in those days and her
hair really makes me think that she has a beautiful, dark & natural,
hairy bush between her legs - Mmmm...
Anyway, the
photo could have been better, but it is still "OK"... And the model? Mmmm...
Deffo a babe. I would so do her ;o)
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| Friday, February 23,
2007
Adult
Erotica - SEX ED: THE GIRL'S CLASS
Miss Boyer
surveyed glanced up at the clock on the classroom wall and with a couple
of hard raps on her desk with the butt end of a ruler, quickly brought
her fifth period Human Sexuality and Family Planning class to order!!!
"Okay everyone," she ordered, "please open your books to chapter eleven,
page two hundred fifty two, today we're going to be discussing condoms
and when we should be using them!!!" "Now, how many of you use condoms
when engaging in sexual intercourse, please raise your hands!?!" "Well,
that's almost all of you, but a few of you didn't raise your hands," she
continued, "and I think it would be helpful if those of you who don't use
condoms tell us why, so we'll start with you Judy, can you tell us why
you and your boy friend aren't using condoms during sex!?!"
With a slight
look of embarrassment on her face, Judy offered, "Well, uh, you see my
boy friend says it doesn't feel as good when he wears one, and frankly,
I have to admit that when he ejaculates, I love feeling his hot sperm filling
me up!!!" "Several of the other girls in the room were nodding in agreement
at Judy's assessment, when a thin blonde raised her hand and chimed in
with, "For me it's a little different, when my boy friend and I are having
intercourse and he's just about ready to ejaculate, he almost always pulls
out and shoots his sperm all over my belly and breasts, so if he was wearing
a condom he couldn't shoot it on me!!!" Miss Boyer nodded her head and
added, "Well girls, those are two very good reasons for not wearing a condom,
does anyone else have anything to add before we go on with the lesson!?!"
A shy girl in the back row, slowly raised her hand and almost whispered,
"I have a good reason too, Miss Boyer!!!" "Good, Alicia," Miss Boyer replied,
"would you like to share it with us please!?!" With her head bowed from
embarrassment, the eighteen year old replied, "My boy friend has a beautiful
penis that's over nine inches long and very thick when he's erect, and
well uh, you see I just love giving him oral sex and sometimes when he's
just about ready to cum in my mouth, he'll pull out his penis, push me
down, and then quickly mount and fuck me, so if we had to take the time
to put on a condom the whole purpose of a quick hard fuck would be lost!!!"
Upon hearing Alicia describing in great detail her boy friend's huge cock
and intimate details of their sex life, at least half of the class began
breathing shallowly while crossing and uncrossing their legs!!! "My goodness,
Alicia," Miss Boyer stammered, "and who is your boyfriend, he sounds like
a superman!?!"
Alicia fidgeted
uncomfortably in her chair for a moment, but then in a shy voice replied,
"Uh, his name is Tommy, Tommy Heath!" "You indicated that you enjoy sucking
Tommy's penis," Miss Boyer said casually, "can you tell us how you feel
when his erection is in your mouth!?!" With her face turning six shades
of red, Alicia stammered, "I-I feel all gooey inside, you know, down in
my vagina, and after a sucking him awhile I'd do just about anything to
get his big penis into my pussy!!!" Several other girls were nodding as
if they knew exactly what Alicia was talking about, so when Miss Boyer
reached into a drawer and pulled out a huge cream colored dildo, there
were soft sighs and moans wafting softly throughout the classroom!!! "That's
enough, girls," Miss Boyer admonished the class, "now Alica, will you come
up here for a moment, please!?!"
When the cute
little brunette finally made her way to the front to the class, Miss Boyer
put her hand on her shoulder and asked softly, "I think by the tone of
your voice that we can assume that you're quite aroused, is that not true,
child!?!" After making an audible gulping sound, Alicia merely nodded and
waited for her teacher to continue on!!! "Since this class is supposed
to be about sexual education, I feel that it would be a good idea if we
could all see what Alica experiences when a tiny little girl like her is
taken by a massive penis like Tommy's!!! Before we violate Alicia's vagina
with such a large dildo," Miss Boyer said softly, "I think it best that
we take a moment to observe her vagina and make some notes on its appearance
and condition, so can anyone tell me anything unusual about it!?!" From
the middle of the room, a pretty red head offered, "Well, she has shaved
her lips for some reason, and I don't think most of us have done that!!!"
"Very good observation, Sandra," Miss Boyer replied, "can anyone think
of a reason that Alicia keeps her vaginal lips so smooth and clean!?!"
"I think I know," Randi Parker said softly!!! "And why is that, dear,"
Miss Boyer asked!?! "Well," Randi answered quickly, "I think she does it
so when Tommy sucks her pussy he has wide open access to her slit, is that
right!?!" "I don't know," Miss Boyer replied, "why don't we ask her to
find out for sure!!!" By now small beads of sweat had broken out on her
forehead, so in a very small voice, she replied, "Yes, it's so Tommy can
suck me off better, oh please, Miss Boyer, help me, I can't wait another
second!!!"
"Well it seems
as if our little demonstrator is in a great deal of distress," Miss Boyer
chuckled softly, "so with out any more delay, would someone like to come
up here and help the poor thing out!?!" Almost every hand in the room shot
up at the same time, but it was Sally whose hand Miss Boyer saw first,
so with a nod in her direction, Sally literally raced to the front of the
room, took the thick pecker from Miss Boyer, and then very slowly, pressed
the monster into Alicia's tight little opening!!! Right from the get go
it was obvious that Alicia was multi orgasmic, because before Sally even
had a third of the ten inch satisfier inserted into the tight little cunt,
Alicia was in the middle of probably her third climax and was well on her
way to her fourth!!! Miss Boyer, along with the rest of the class, stared
transfixed as the huge piece of latex stretched the little pussy far beyond
its limits, and when she slid her hand up under her dress and began furiously
fingering her own pussy, the rest of the class followed suit!!!" Little
Alicia was now begging Sally to ram it harder into her, and from the other
side of the room, one of the girls offered, "Come on Sal, fuck her harder,
treat her like the little slut she is!!!" Alicia was now in the throes
of a brutally satisfying orgasm, as as she thrusted her pelvis forward
and lewdly begged Sally for more, several girls in the class room had taken
off their own panties and were not only frigging their clits, but had produced
an assortment of vibrators and dildos and were fucking themselves along
with Alicia and Sally!!!
Miss Boyer's
legs were now so weak from excitement, that she plopped down onto a chair
and without a moment's hesitation, hiked up her dress and exposed her huge
hairy muff to the class while she masturbated like a maniac!!! The room
resonated with the echos of females climaxing, and with her eyes now closed
and on automatic pilot, Miss Boyer's finger literally flew over her white
hot clitoris, so she wasn't even aware of it until she felt a pair of warm
wet lips press into her pussy and a tongue slither out into her drooling
crack!!! "Connie," she gasped, "w-what are you doing to me!?!" "I'm gonna
suck you off," the cute little blonde replied while flicking her tongue
across the hot little clit sticking out from the forest of dark pubic hair,
"you don't mind do you!?!" "Oh no," she gasped, "p-please, suck me off,
ohhhhhhhhhhh your a fucking cunt lapping little bitch, eat my fucking pussy!!!"
The whole room was now in an uproar as Connie sucked Miss Boyer's cunt
and Sally rammed the big dildo in and out of Alicia's hot pussy!!! The
steady hum of vibrators, the squishing sounds of pussies being violated,
and of course the aroma of hot freshly aroused vagina saturated the room,
inducing orgasms from each and every girl in the class!!! The two hardest
cums, however, came with a crescendo groans as Alicia's and Miss Boyer's
pussies lurched hard, wrenching gut churning climaxes from each of them,
leaving both of shell shocked and shaking in front of the entire class!!!
Sally gently
removed the thick dildo from Alicia's overly fucked pussy while Connie
continued giving Miss Boyer's pussy hundreds of tiny little kisses all
over her lips and clit!!! When she finally had regained a modicum of self
control, Miss Boyer gently pushed Connie away from her crotch and in a
soft satisfied voice offered, "Well, class, we didn't really get to spend
much time talking abut condoms, so we'll take that subject up next time,
class dismissed!!!
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ONE. Give people more than
they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you
love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be
as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you
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FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry,"
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You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
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Check
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The Issue of Boredom
By Kim
Marshall
Author
of The Great Sex Secret
Why do some
couples get bored with sex after a few months while others continue to
enjoy making love throughout their adult lives? The conventional wisdom
is that the way to stave off sexual boredom is variety -- that "great sex"
consists of different positions, different techniques, different routines,
different times of day, different venues, different toys and devices, different
perfumes, different condom colors -- and different lovers. Much of contemporary
sex material caters to this view, constantly feeding people new ideas on
how to add to the sexual menu. Why else would all those women's magazines
tout a sex article on the cover of every single issue?
Variety-oriented
sex advice focuses almost exclusively on foreplay. That's understandable,
since there are endless permutations to the positions and possibilities
of this part of lovemaking. The whole body is an erogenous zone, and if
a couple has the time, the imagination, and the stamina, foreplay can be
new and interesting practically forever. Most sex advice spends little
if any time on the way in which couples have their orgasms -- because,
as we saw in earlier chapters, there are relatively few effective approaches
to this part of lovemaking.
But is variety
during foreplay really the key to avoiding sexual boredom? Two people can
make love in an outrageous number of ways and still grow weary of each
other sexually. This can happen if they've fallen out of love, been betrayed,
or suffer from other problems, but it can also happen to couples who are
in love and really want to make the relationship work. Could it be that
another variable is more important to the staying power of a sexual relationship?
This is an
empirical question; we could find the answer by doing really thorough,
honest, confidential interviews with couples for whom lovemaking has and
hasn't stood the test of time. Unfortunately, sex literature is not particularly
helpful in this important area -- probably because researchers haven't
been asking the right questions.
While we wait
for better research, though, we can speculate about what truly keeps passion
alive. Here's a theory; it's unproven, but it poses an intriguing alternative
to the idea that variety is everything.
In the early
stages of a romantic relationship lovers are full of passion and excitement
and often experiment with lots of different positions and approaches and
explore their likes and dislikes. As they get to know each other better
they tend to settle into a routine -- certain preliminaries and a specific
way of reaching (or not reaching) orgasms -- with occasional variations.
This is a crucial point in a sexual relationship. Are both partners having
satisfying orgasms (not necessarily simultaneous) when they make love?
If a couple's routine leaves one partner sexually unsatisfied (and it's
almost always the woman), there is trouble ahead. These lovers may confide
in
their friends that sex has become "boring," but boredom is not the real
issue. The nub of the matter is a lack of deep satisfaction for the woman,
which robs lovemaking of mutuality and depth -- and may affect her partner's
level of satisfaction as well; men may be more sensitive to the subtle
dynamics of sex than we suppose.
Without the
deep satisfaction of mutual orgasms, there's a tendency to focus on sexual
behaviors that by themselves can seem repetitive and even tiresome. It
is boring to go through the same routine week after week if it doesn't
culminate in good mutual orgasms. The hypothesis here is that if we interviewed
couples who have become "bored" with sex and asked the right questions,
we would find that they do not have a good technique for mutual orgasms.
We would predict that such couples would become increasingly dissatisfied
with their sex life and either accept that (and have a sexless marriage),
use other means to gain satisfaction (perhaps masturbation), or look for
new partners to try to recreate the "sheer excitement" phase that they
remember so fondly.
Conversely,
if we interviewed couples who have been genuinely happy with their sex
life for several years, our prediction would be that at some point they
discovered a good sexual finale and continued to use it (perhaps with variations)
over time.
But doesn't
using the same mutual-orgasm approach get monotonous? Strangely enough,
it doesn't. People don't get tired of having orgasms together any more
than they get tired of eating good food. The analogy with food works on
a number of levels.
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Our appetite for
food and for sex are basic drives that build up over time. When we've had
a fine meal or a good orgasm, we feel mellow and satisfied and our drives
are temporarily slaked.
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Both types of
hunger are influenced by quality: when food or lovemaking is mediocre,
our appetite goes down; when the meal or the sex is good, our appetite
increases.
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If we're extremely
hungry or haven't had sex in a long time, we are less fussy about the finer
points of cuisine and lovemaking.
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With both food
and sex, we can have too much of a good thing: with food we feel sick to
our stomachs; with sex, we get exhausted and sore. In both cases, our appetite
disappears, and we have no desire to eat or make love for a period of time.
But the basic drives are still there, and before long, they're back.
But the food/sex
analogy breaks down in one area. Although we can get great enjoyment in
the course of eating and making love, what truly quenches our sexual appetite
and leaves a sense of deep gratification and closeness is not all the foreplay;
it's the orgasms. The kissing, hugging, different positions, techniques,
toys, etc., can be great fun, sharpen the palate and heighten sexual arousal,
and even boost the eventual level of gratification -- but unlike the courses
of a good meal (which are the meal), foreplay activities are a means to
an end; it's the orgasmic finale that really hits the spot. The quality
of this final stage of lovemaking is what delivers the lasting physical
and emotional payoff. Getting that part right is the key -- a point that
sex books and videos rarely emphasize.
Another reason
that using the same mutual-orgasm technique can be satisfying year after
year is that the feelings lovers experience from orgasms can change from
session to session. One of the remarkable things about sex is the potential
for great variety within the same technique. Lovemaking in which a couple
uses a single mutual-orgasm approach can be hot and lustful, sweet and
gentle, loud and raunchy, whispery and quiet, and everything in between.
Subtle differences in mood, time of month, level of arousal, positions,
pressure, and timing can produce quite different feelings and climaxes.
So within the context of one successful approach to mutual orgasms, there
can be great variety over the years.
How do lovers
know if they have found a good mutual-orgasm technique? There are several
ways to tell:
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First, does it
deliver a satisfying climax to both partners during a lovemaking session?
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Second, is it
acceptable and comfortable for both partners?
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Third, does it
still work on a Friday night when both partners are pretty weary? (Let's
face it: most couples with children have limited options for private lovemaking
time, most of which are times when they're not fresh and well-rested.)
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Finally, does
it continue to work for both partners over the years?
These questions
may be the best indicators available to loving couples as their relationship
moves through the years. If they are honest with each other, they will
know the answer to the first and second questions quite early on. They'll
get the answer to the third question as life gets busier and they're more
exhausted on weekends, and the answer to the fourth will become apparent
after a few years. If they're always "too tired" for sex on Friday night
and sex is becoming "boring," it's a sure sign that the couple needs to
go back to questions one and two and find a different route to mutual orgasms
that really works for both of them.
From the book The Great
Sex Secret by Kim Marshall
Published by
Sourcebooks Casablanca; November 2006;$12.95US/$16.95CAN; 978-1-4022-0810-2
Copyright
© 2006 Kim Marshall
Kim Marshall
has
worked in public education since graduating from college in 1969, and has
published seven books and numerous articles. As a young teacher, he was
trained as a sex educator and began developing and teaching a sex education
curriculum, reaching more than 1,700 young adolescents over the years.
Visit www.sourcebooks.com/cart/shopexd.asp?id=1096
for more info.
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Sexy
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Bondage
& Fetish Gear by Eros Boutique
The Metal Posture Bar with Leather
Collar & Leather Wrist restraints, and the black vinyl corset (modeled
by Roxetta) were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros
Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures - Eros
Boutique.
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Hairy
Tuesday
It seems so
strange that a Hairy Pussy is now considered a fetish... Mmmm, I so love
Hairy Pussy... Not like an overgrown jungle or anything like that, but
a nice, trimmed, silky-soft, natural looking bush is just puuurrfect.
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Monday, February 19, 2007
Monday
Toons
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Check
This - Sinful Comics
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Three
Dirty Jokes
1.
Hello, "Help! Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the
phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!" "This
is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer
you to the Police Department." "No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They
need a longer ladder!"
2.
A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him,
he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain
and I'll be back in a few minutes." The man grabs the doc's arm, "No way.
I hate needles I'm not having any shot!" So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll
have to go with the gas." The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me
very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas." So the dentist
steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here," he says. "Take
this pill." The man asks "What is it?" The doc replies, "Viagra." The man
looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks. "No," replies the
dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your
tooth!"
3.
"It was just a simple misunderstanding, your honor," testified the man
charged with indecent exposure. "Explain that statement!" demanded the
judge. "Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked
me what I wanted most in a woman, so I showed her."
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Sunday, February 18, 2007
Blogger
Babe - Glynda - A Totally True Tale
Glynda is a 19 year old, 5'1, 110
lb Latina Hottie. She has long (middle of her back) brown hair, beautiful
innocent eyes, perfect blow-job lips, braces (yes, braces), a great hour
glass figure - 36B-24-36, nice tits with big round nipples and a really
nice pussy with a neatly trimmed landing strip of silky-soft dark brown
hair. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
I saw Glynda's pic in an agency book
and immediately fell in love with her... uh... I mean... immediately wanted
to meet and photograph her - strictly for professional reasons - yeah riiight!
The agent sent her over to me a few days later and yes, I knew immediately
that I wanted to be her boyfriend, marry her, have kids with her and live
happily ever after. Can you tell that I was deffo attracted to her? OMG!
I fell head over heels for her. Besides all the personal reasons for calling
her in for an interview, she really was just what I was looking for to
shoot; young, sweet, good looking, nice body, Asian... Did I say Asian?
Yeah, when I called her in for the interview, I thought she was Asian...
But, she wasn't! Pure Latina! Or so she says, but I could swear that there
is some Asian in her blood somewhere. Anyway, we talked about the job and
of course I put on my crusader cap and was trying to talk her out of doing
adult work, but her mind was made up and she wanted to do it, so, who am
I to turn her down? If she was going to work in the industry, I might as
well be one of the ones to use her. "Use" being a relative term. After
an hour or so of drooling all over myself... uh, I mean interviewing with
her, we ended up in bed. No, nothing sexual! Dang! Just giving each other
a massage. Of course that turned into a little kissing - Mmmmm, yummy!!!
And then as I started to turn it into something a little more sexual, she
looked up at me with her big innocent eyes and said "I have a boyfriend."
Double Dang!!! I completely melted. Not just my dick, but my heart. Just
my luck, I meet the girl of my dreams and of course she has a b/f. Then
she tells me that that is the reason why she is doing adult work - because
she wants to buy him some parts for his car so he can "trick" it out. Now
I'm thinking, maybe she isn't too bright after all. Back to being professional...
The massage stops, we go back into my office and I booked her for a shoot
the following week.
Over the course of the next week,
Glynda came over my house 3 or 4 times; just to talk... Hmmmm... Come to
find out, she and her b/f aren't doing too good. And "what a shock," he
is abusive. Not physically but verbally. What an asshole; totally yells
and screams at her and treats her like a slave girl. Hey, maybe there's
hope for me yet. Not that I would treat her that way, but maybe she will
get sick of being treated like crap and want someone to treat her like
a Queen - like I would do.
Anyway, Glynda showed up for the
shoot on time and we had a really good (work) day. She was a dream to work
with; did anything that needed to be done and she she did it with a smile
and a good attitude. Besides all the flirting, we got a lot of work done.
In about five hours, we did seven different set-ups including: lingerie,
schoolgirl,
cheerleader,
masturbation,
voyeur
and a few
exterior
shots.
After the shoot, she continued to
come over and hang out with me for a while. I really was starting to fall
for her and not care that she had a b/f. He treats her like shit and she
should break up with him. It was the truth and I told her so. And even
if I did not want her for myself, I would have told her this anyway. As
I said, it was the truth, but it was deffo not my biz to be telling her
this. I overstepped my bounds and I pushed a little too hard and after
a while she started to come over less and less.
About a month later, Big Lou and
I were going to a Adult Webmaster's Convention in Las Vegas and we were
looking for some girls to promote our content. I called Glynda. She was
deffo interested so I hired her to go to Vegas (for 3 days) with me. Hehehehe...
Since we were driving and I wanted to leave early in the morning, I asked
her to spend the night before at my house. I am sooo bad. She agreed. Woo-Hoo!
For some reason, she was very nervous about going and got to my house very
late at night and then did not want to go to sleep. Instead of sleeping
(platonically) in my bed, she got up in the middle of the night and went
and shared a bed in the other room with my ex-girlfriend (who was living
with me at the time). I still fantasize about that!
We got up in the morning and headed
to Vegas. After her cell phone rang about a million times and she ignored
it about a million times, I finally asked her what was going on. Come to
find out, she was still with her b/f but they were deffo having problems.
She was still unhappy and he was still treating her like shit. AND... she
lied to him about going to Vegas to work. She told him that she was going
out of town with her parents. SHIT! What the hell did I get myself into?
The worse part of it was that her parents lived down the street from her
boyfriend. Lying to him was not a bright idea! Anyway, she finally answered
the phone and they yelled at each other and yelled at each other and yelled
at each other. And all the while she was trying to keep up the lie. After
telling him that she would call him when she got to "San Francisco" with
her parents, she hung up. By this time I was so not wanting to be involved
in her lie, but... not too much I could do about it at the moment. A few
hours later, we checked into the hotel. And, of course with my luck, they
only had one king bed available. Under other circumstances that would have
been great - but not now, it just made things worse. Of course by the time
we got to the room, he was calling again and she answered the phone and
accidentally let it slip the name of the hotel and of course he picked
up on it and then they started screaming at each other again. Backpedaling,
she tried telling him that her dad had changed his mind and they decided
to go to Vegas instead of San Francisco. I swear I was in the middle of
a bad comedy of errors. Dang! She finally calmed him down and got off the
phone. That night we forgot about all the problems and we had a nice evening
together. We had dinner, went sight-seeing, saw the fountains at Bellagio,
etc.. We did all this romantic stuff - except it was totally platonic.
Dang! We want back to the hotel and went to bed. She did not want to share
the same bed and decided it would be better if she slept on the couch.
Her choice!
We got up the next morning and worked
the convention. But during the day she kept disappearing. Of course, I
found out later that she was leaving the floor and arguing with her b/f
on her cell phone all day. By the end of the day, we were leaving the show
and she was (again) on the phone with him and he was (again) screaming
at her. Apparently, he drove by her parent's house and "shock of all shocks"
they were home and knew nothing about a trip to San Francisco (now Las
Vegas) with their daughter. Ya know, if it wasn't so sad, it would've been
funny. After a few more minutes of this, she turned and handed me the phone
saying; "He wants to talk to you." I think I must have turned ghostly white.
He was insane and I certainly didn't want to talk to him. But Glynda walked
off, leaving the phone in my hand. I got one word in, "Hello," before he
started ranting like a lunatic. Knowing that it wouldn't do any good to
talk with this idiot, I pulled the phone away from my ear and handed it
back to Glynda. They screamed and yelled at each other all the way back
to the hotel room. When she finally got off the phone she told me that
she had to leave now, take a plane and go home. If not, since they lived
together, he was gonna dump all her belongings in the street and change
the locks. Ah, young love is so sweet. She told me that she was gonna go
home, break up with him, get her stuff and move out. She made a reservation
for the next flight out of Vegas. Over the next hour or so, we had a great
heart-to-heart. She was very serious, she was gonna break up with him and
move on with her life. Unfortunately for me, moving on also meant leaving
me behind as well. We hugged and kissed a little, then left for the airport.
Before she got on the plane she promised that she would give me a call
in a few days, come over and hang out with me.
A few weeks went by before I heard
from her again. She came over to look at some of her pictures and also
to get some of the stuff she left with me in Vegas. We talked for a few
hours and, yes, she did break up with her b/f. Good for her! We both knew
that if circumstances would have been different, we might have had a chance
together. Because when we were together, we really did have a good time.
Anyway, she said that she was not going to do any more adult modeling and
that she was only going to concentrate on school (college). Again, good
for her. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and left - promising to keep in
touch.
Sadly we never talked again. I never
called her and she never called me. A few months later, I heard through
the grapevine that she was in school, living on campus, single, but seeing
her ex (as a friend) and that she was happy. A few months later still,
I heard that she was again doing some adult modeling. So sad! Regardless
of which - even to this day, I am still infatuated with her and would still
love to date her and be her boyfriend.
If you want to see more of Glynda,
check out "Mixed Chicks,"
"Teens in
Lingerie," "Vittoria's
Lingerie," "Nude
Amateur Women," "Victory
Girls - Nude Women of the World," "China
Dolls," "Prep
School Sluts," "Nude
Latina Teens," "Cheerleaders
& Teens in Uniform," "Sex
Safari," "Innocence
Lost," and "Mega-Voyeur."
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Always Looking
for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and
I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER
18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or
HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites,
for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail
me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo
of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from
me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer
and would like to have your work featured here on Sex
Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime
Comix," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica," "Detective
Cartoons," "Blush
Toons / Anime Girls" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult
Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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