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Archived January 21, 2007 - January 27, 2007 . Saturday, January 27, 2007
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I think this photo was shot sometime in the 1960's. Technically this is a horrible photo, so I am not even going to waste my time by tearing it apart. But this photo absolutely fascinates me. It's kind of like a car wreck. I cannot stop looking at it... and in that aspect, it is a great photo. My eyes do not know where to look - there is so much to look at. How uttlery (no pun intended) different these two woman are. Blonde Hair / Black Hair. Smile / No Smile. Light Skin / Dark Skin. Short / Tall. Little Droopy Boobs / Huge Droopy Boobs. Etc. / Etc.. And there are so many questions my brain is asking about this picture. Who are these women? Why are they posing like this? Why is one smiling and the other not? What are the costumes they're wearing? Obviously they're some type of performers - Belly dancers? Burlesque? Strippers? Again, I am
fascinated by this photo. I have not even thought about the sexual aspect
of it - though, now that I am thinking along those lines - I am pretty
sure that it would be quite an interesting sexual experience with these
two :o)
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Thursday, January 25, 2007
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"Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian babes. Yeah, I know, this site is a lot like my other lesbian site - "Teen Twins." The design is the same and I do use a lot of the same girls in the galleries, but, there are a lot of new and different lesbians in "Kissing Pussy" and they're not all twins. A few of the galleries are of really hot Asian schoolgirl lesbians - WOW! And just like "Teen Twins," I really like the site. Did I mention the Asian schoolgirls? :o) Anyway, the site is easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and there are tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing, licking and eating sweet pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot all the pics of the Asian Lesbians (hehehehe) and some of the pics in the other galleries, but the rest, I licensed from an image broker. And, because "Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site, if you become a member, you also get free access to over 300,000 other adult sites, free adult movies (over 50,000), live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. No shit! You really do get all of that! So check it out and let me know what you think.
New Look. New Design. New Content. I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and very violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o) "Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.
""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.
"Sex Safari" is a good site. Everything about the site is good: the design, the content, everything. And the best thing is... it's a MEGA site! Which means that it has a ton of content (photos). The site has 6 galleries of Asian, Black & Latina babes, plus 2 comix galleries, plus 2 illustrated erotica galleries and a huge antique porn gallery. Of course each of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content. "Sex Safari" is a proud member of the "CyberSex Prestige" AVS system. If you become a member then you get free access to thousands of other adult sites, adult movies, streaming videos, live chat and lots more. It truly is a very good deal!
"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There is also a special bonus gallery with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on... And, because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.
"Porn Jester's Adult Toons" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to ALL the Porn Jester sites, PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites, and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. So, check out "Porn Jester's Adult Toons".
"Asian Candy" really has a lot to offer; Asian girls from Japan, China, Thailand, Korea, Vietnam and more. 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient. "Asian Candy" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "CyberAge Platinum" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an CyberAge Platinum Member, you get FREE access to all the CyberAge sites - that's over 300,000 sites. And you also get FREE access to all the "EXCLUSIVE" CyberAge features; XXX Movies, Live Cam Feeds, CyberAge Personals, Live Chat - 24/7, Model of the Week Galleries and so much more. So give "Asian Candy" a click.
"Crime Comix" features over many full galleries of very extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored, underground comix, 3D toons, detective stories, funny cartoons, super heroes, evil villains, brutal murder scenes, good cops gone bad, big titty toon babes, anime, special "Stripper Toons" & "ProsTiToons" comics, exclusive "Pervert Jack" galleries, and tons of high quality art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "Crime Comix" has great and very colorful outside splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple design. The layout is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it's a very high quality site. When you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult Check Sites" (which now total over 300,000) and you get FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. Check out "Crime
Comix". You won't be disappointed. But
be warned - This adult website features extreme and very graphic cartoons
of crime & violence and is not for the faint of heart.
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 posted by: Pervert
Jack ©
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posted by: Elsie Bee
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The Leather Ruby Red Neck Collar
with Wrist & Ankle Cuff Restraints, and the Soft Ball Gag (modeled
by Paris Waters) were supplied for the photo shoot by Eros
Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures - Eros
Boutique.
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We all like to watch, so here's something for that "Pervert" in all of us... Enjoy! posted by: Neo ©
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Monday, January 22, 2007
posted by: Swenson
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1. At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying; they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire and as a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were so excited and relieved so they studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem, worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in a separate room, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was written.... For 95 points: Which tire? ________________ 2. A woman decides to have a face-lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50." Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?" The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?" "I promise I won't." she says. "I was behind you in line at McDonald's..." 3.
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retire and fall asleep
quickly. He is in the upper bunk and she is in the lower bunk. At 1:00
AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry
to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great
idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Sunday, January 21, 2007 Hillary Scott is a hot, 23 year old,
5’3, 100 lb (if she was soaking wet) Porn Star. She has really long &
wavy, thick blonde hair, a pretty face, beautiful hazel eyes, a killer
smile, nice lips, a thin “model type” body with gorgeous 34D boobs, very
flat stomach, cute ass, nice legs, a great “Cum-fuck-me” doggy-style arch,
and a landing strip of blondish / brown pubic hair above her completely
shaved, pink, pussy lipps. (See this week's
Blogger Babe Pic).
A friend of mine, Big Lou, had called me to ask if I wanted to shoot the “Box Cover” for an adult movie he was producing. I said “No”. He said “Please” and then proceeded to tell me that I would be photographing “Hillary Scott” for the cover. For somebody being on the fringes of the porn biz, I'm an idiot when it comes to who's the latest and hottest Porn Star. And apparently, it's… Hillary Scott. I had never heard of her, but that doesn't mean much. While talking to Big Lou on the phone, I did a little puter research and did, in fact, learn that Hillary Scott is the latest flavour of the month; not that that has anything to do with my decision. Regardless of who Big Lou was working with, I always like to help a friend out, so I asked when the shoot was, and as it turns out, I was available that night, so I said “sure”. Besides, I would be shooting a couple still sets of her as well. The night of the shoot came, I loaded my car with equipment, got directions and, Holy Moly… the location was way the heck out in the hills of some “Po-Dunk” town near “Bum-Fuck” California. Actually, as the crow flies, it was only 45 minutes away. But this is LA, so I was probably looking at a two hour trek. Arg! Oh well, I need to get out of my studio and see the dark of the moon at least once a month or so. I got in my car and headed to the location. 90 minutes later I was on some switchback mountain road; lost in the hills of “Po-Dunk”. I knew that I had to be close, so trying not to go over the edge of a 1000 foot cliff (I exaggerate – it was only a 999 foot drop-off), I pulled to the side of the two-lane blacktop and programmed the address into my navigation system. Why I did not do this before I left is still a mystery. Of course, what came up on the Nav screen was just a big blank with a warning telling me that the addy was not in the system. Great! I picked up my cell to call and, as luck would have it, no service. Ok… back on the road and keep looking…
Dang! It was dark. I was lost. My cell didn't work. And I had to pee… AND,
to make it worse, if looks could kill, I would be dead from all the evil
stares I received from the locals as they tried to pass my slow moving
ass on this country road to hell.
Wait! There it is. I found the location and pulled into the steep, ascending & curving driveway. Oh my… Do I hear “Dueling Banjos”? I slowly make my way up this very dark & narrow, half-mile, dirt driveway and it just keeps getting steeper. I finally see a few cars parked on the side of the driveway just before it does a hair-pin turn and ascends further up into the “Black Forests” of Topanga. I try to navigate the turn and quickly realize why these other cars are parked here. Now, stuck half-way through the turn, with one wheel hanging over the ledge of another 1000 foot cliff, I'm feeling like a complete idiot as my car now blocks the entire driveway. I can't go forward and I'm scared to go backwards. What the HECK do I do now? I get out of the car and realize that death awaits two feet in front of me, but that death is giving me a break and is waiting six feet behind me. I get back in the car, put it in reverse, say a prayer and close may eyes as I cut the wheel and roll backwards. After a harrowing moment, I hear the crunching of a bush and realize that that is my signal to stop. I turn the car off and get out to look – perfect parallel parking on the ledge of death. I'm so proud of myself for not dying, until I realize that I will have to lug my equipment straight up another 1000 feet of dark & unknown driveway. Dang, I do hope that this is the right address. Before I unload the car, I head up the path to make sure. A few minutes later, completely out of breath, and still having to pee, I'm just about to knock on the door when Big Lou exits, informs me that I'm late and then shuts the door in my face. Gotta love your friends. I enter the house and first things
first, I find the bathroom. Ahhhh… Much better. I wash, come out and Big
Lou makes introductions. Every one is kewl and everyone is there before
me – well, that is except for Hillary Scott; seems that she is running
late as well. Good. At least I don't feel so bad about it now. Wait a minute…
She's a model, that's normal M.O for them. Ok, well, I actually don't feel
bad at all – except for trudging up that hill and being out of breath.
Dang, I'm so out of shape.
“Oooo, who's that?” Big Lou introduces me to the make-up artist. Yummy! She's a hot little Japanese babe. Of course I make friends with her immediately. Glad I did too. Turns out she's the only one that offers to help me go back down the hill to get my equipment. Poor girl, doesn't know what she's in for. And I am not just talking about helping me get the equipment. This is her first adult shoot and she's quite nervous about it. Wow, this story is getting long… Ok, time to speed it up. Three trips later, we finished unloading my car and bringing it all up to the house. This by the way was a very kewl house – except for the fact that they did not have TV, cable, phone or internet service. Dang, do people still live like that? Rhetorical question. The make-up artist, helped me set up all my stuff and then we sat down to wait for Hillary Scott. This was ok, because the make-up artist was really kewl and we got to just hang out and talk. Of course I'm in love again and I want to date her, but I digress... Anyway, before we knew it, an hour passed and then another, and still no “Talent”. Well, let me rephrase that; “The Cock” was there. Just a little FYI… that's a term I learned on this set; they call the male talent “The Cock”. I've now had my equipment set up and have been waiting for a little over two hours. Usually I give it 30 minutes and if no “Talent”, I pack up and leave… but, since I was so engaged in the make-up artist, I decided to wait it out. But enough was enough, so I made the suggestion that somebody should at least try to call Hillary and see if she was coming, lost, or if she flaked. Big Lou quickly reminded me of the fact that there was no phone on location. But the owner of the house said that there was a “sweet spot” outside that sometimes, if you were lucky, could get a little cell reception. With cell in hand like a “Geiger Counter”, Big Lou was out the door looking for enough “Bars” to make a call. After a short search he found it, but only if he was facing North West with his leg raised and pointing to the South. He made the call and then informed us that she was indeed lost, but close, and it was only a matter of time before she arrived. And he was right, 30 minutes later, she squeezed by my car (how, I do not know) and drove right up to the house. Ok… fast forward… Hillary is hot, she's a babe, she was very, very nice and sweet as candy… she went into make-up and because the shoot was way behind schedule, the make-up artist had to rush… but you would never know it, she held up under pressure and did a great job with Hillary's make-up. Less than 30 minutes later, Hillary emerged looking like the hot little Porn Star that she is. Now it was my turn to get to work. The time that had been allotted for me to shoot a few set-ups was completely gone. So, I had to rush (and I actually broke a sweat) in order to get what Big Lou needed for a “Box Cover”, and also (more importantly) to get what I needed for a couple of sets. I was told that I had 10 minutes. HA! I stretched it to 30, and in that 30, we checked ID's, signed releases, talked about getting together and doing another shoot at a later time and, of course, we shot two different set-ups with two different outfits; Cheerleader, and Schoolgirl with Stripper Pole. It was a lot of fun and Hillary was not only a complete professional, she was a trooper as well. She followed directions and moved smoothly and very quickly from one position to another. In those 30 minutes we shot 400 photos. Dang, that is a pic every 4.5 seconds – We were shooting fast & furious. Anyway, my time was up. Hillary was
there for a hardcore porn shoot, they were way behind and “The Cock” was
anxious to get started. We barely said our “Good-byes” as Big Lou whisked
Hillary upstairs to make “The Movie”.
Everyone was upstairs except the make-up artist and me. Our jobs were done. We talked as we packed up our respective equipment – hiking up and down the steep driveway four or five times – Arg. We hugged, said our “So-longs-it-was-nice-meeting-you's” and went home – sadly, not together. Since the shoot, the make-up artist and I have exchanged a few e-mails and have talked on the phone a few times, but as of yet, we still haven't hooked up. Oh… the shoot. The pictures of Hillary Scott came out great and I am deffo looking forward to seeing my work on a new “Box Cover”. Not to mention, but I will anyway… Hillary and I are supposed to get together and do another shoot, but of course, it hasn't happened yet. If you want to see more of Hillary
Scott, you can Google
her or just wait till I post some more pix.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica," "Detective Cartoons," "" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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