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Saturday, December 24, 2005

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This photo was done sometime in the 1940's or early 1950's (I think).

Technically this pic is pretty boring and plain. Like a lot of the erotic photos from this time period, the lighting is just a flash with not much thought put into any artistic quality. Now with that said, this photo is a perfect representation of pictures from that era; usually a hot busty babe in an erotic pose - showing nothing but boob. Her pose is also pretty typical of the era and it's also hard to tell if this is an actual bedroom or just a set. Your guess is a good as mine. I don't really have much to say about the technical aspect of the picture, so...

Let's discuss the model. Is she sucking in her gut or what? Oh my... LOL. Aside from that and the fact that she looks like my Aunt Helen, she's not too bad. She has nice legs, nice boobs, an ok body, thick blonde hair and, even though she looks really uncomfortable in this pose, she's... ok.

I would end this by saying "I'd do her" but she really does look like my Aunt Helen and there would be something all so wrong with uttering those words. Just the thought gives me the willies. So I have to say this photo doesn't work for me.
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Friday, December 23, 2005 Friday Fiction - Erotic Christmas Stories I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus I still cannot even believe it myself . . .  Santa Claus IS real!  I am NOT kidding either.  Of course I had stopped believing in Santa Claus a long time ago . . . probably when I was about eight years old.  I am 19 years old now and came home from college for the holidays to visit my Mom.  She has lived all alone ever since my Dad left us.  On Christmas Eve I heard a sound coming from the living room.  At first I thought that it was just Mom putting presents under the tree, something that she has always done.  I use to laugh at how she would still try to make me believe in Santa after all these years by signing the presents - To: Jenn  From: Santa She would even go so far as to eat the cookies and milk that she insisted upon keeping out by the fireplace.  Well the noise didn't stop . . .  Then suddenly I thought I heard a thump, as though something had fallen.  So, to make sure that Mom was all right, I went downstairs.  I was being really quiet just in case she had dropped something, and I didn't want to ruin her Christmas fun by spoiling her "Santa" fun.  So I crept down the stairs and peeked into the room . . .  I couldn't believe my eyes!  There Mom stood in a red teddy with a see through robe, kissing a man dressed in a Santa costume.  Mom has done a great job of taking care of herself ever since the divorce.  She is thin with long brown hair, and nice large breasts.  There she stood pressing those breasts into this man's hands.  Then she began kissing his rosy cheeks and nose while undoing his sash and pulling off his hat.  Whoever this guy was, he certainly did believe in costume authenticity . . .  He had a full-grown white beard that appeared to flow down onto his red velvet suit.  Mom quickly took off his shirt and pants, leaving him naked all except for a pair of red velvet boxers.  She quickly took them down over his legs as well, and there I was left standing, in awe of the size of his cock.  It had to be 9 inches long and at least 3 inches in diameter.  Within only a few seconds, Mom began kissing the guy's cock, circling her tongue around his head.  The guy began moaning as he put his hands on Mom's head and started to push her down onto his cock, making her take the whole thing into her mouth and down her throat.  Mom was loving every inch of it . . .  She actually began to moan as the man started forcing her head up and down, faster and faster.  Suddenly the man pulled himself out of my Mom's mouth and picked her up off of her knees.  He yanked her robe off and pulled her tits out.  He then lowered Mom down onto the floor and began sucking and biting upon her nipples.  Once again, Mom began moaning.  The scene was making me so hot that I actually began massaging my own breasts.  Then, I took one of my hands and put it down into my panties where I began fingering my clit.  By this time, Santa had Mom's teddy off.  He had pushed her large breasts together and began pumping his cock into my Mom's cleavage.  It was so unreal!  My Mom's head was sucking on the end of Santa's cock every time that he managed to get close enough to her mouth.  He started to pump harder, and I knew that the man was close to cumming all over my Mom's tits and neck.  She knew it too!  Mom squeezed her breasts together for Santa, and he went to town.  He was moaning ever so softly before finally beginning to jerk as he came hard all over her neck and chin.  Mom simply smiled as she began licking up whatever was close enough to her mouth for her tongue to reach.  Yet, Santa wasn't done.  His cock was still hard as he began kissing his way down my Mom's body.  Since her teddy was crotchless, he didn't bother to undress her.  Sitting down, quietly, upon the staircase, I watched Santa eat out my Mom's cunt . . .  He spread her thighs wide open and lifted her ass up to his mouth with his hands.  Ever so slowly he traced his tongue around my Mom's shaved pussy lips.  Then he slowly dipped his tongue down her cleft.  He must have hit her clit on the first time because she arched her body up to his mouth and started to moan even louder.  Santa "replied" by licking her all the harder.  That is when my Mom's thighs encircled his head as though she were trying to pull his face into her pussy.  By this time I was so hot that my underwear were totally soaked as I sat there furiously rubbing at my clit . . .  Mom came really hard in Santa's mouth, but she didn't scream like I wanted to do . . .  Instead, she simply let out a low moan and kept pumping her hips upwards to meet Santa's mouth.  Santa continued licking Mom for a little while longer before covering her body with his and sharing a hot, open-mouthed kiss.  He then got up onto his knees, pulling Mom up and guiding her into a kneeling position with her ass facing him.  For the first time since I arrived, he spoke . . .  "Lylah . . .  Have you been a naughty girl this year?"  As he asked her this, he started rubbing her ass with his hands . . .  He began teasing her by rubbing one finger down into her pussy and putting just the tip inside of her.  "Yes!"  Mom replied.  "I've been so very naughty."  Mom was going wild, pushing her ass back against his hands and trying to get his fingers deeper into her aching cunt.  "Do you know what happens to bad girls?"  He asked in a low tone.  "They get a spanking."  With that, Santa pulled his hand back and smacked Mom hard across the ass.  She seemed to enjoy it as she moaned.  He must have given her at least ten whacks before he got behind her and thrust his cock deep into her pussy.  As soon as he pushed into her shit hole, she started to cum.  Once again it grew so quiet that it was almost like watching a porno with the sound on mute.  The only sounds that she made were low moans as she bucked her hips back to meet Santa's heavy thrusts.  Then, just as soon as she was finished, he started to cum inside of her cunt . . .  He pushed his cock all the way inside of her and with a single grunt, he exploded.  Santa pulled away from her and began to get dressed.  Mom was just lying there on the floor, breathing really hard.  He then got up and drank the milk and ate the two chocolate chip cookies that Mom had put on top of the fireplace.  By this time Mom had gotten up off of the floor and retied her robe.  Then to my amazement the guy went to the chimney and pulled a big red velvet bag out of it.  He placed presents in all of the stockings and he even placed some under the tree.  Then he went over to my Mom and kissed her hard upon the mouth, one last time, running his hands down her body before finally pulling away from her.  "Lylah," he said, "I'll see you next year.  Try to be good, and have yourself a very Merry Christmas!"  Now at first I thought that this guy was carrying the charade a little too far, but then he went and stepped into the chimney, bringing one gloved finger up to his cherry nose, up the chimney he went!  I honestly couldn't believe it!  After he had gone, Mom sat down and began rearranging the presents underneath the tree.  That is when I heard a commotion on top of the house.  Quickly, I ran to the back window and watched as Santa and his sleigh flew away from our house.  As I heard Mom start to get up, I quickly ran into my room.  The next morning I went downstairs, and looked into the living room.  There was nothing out of place, but there were the presents that Santa brought stacked underneath the tree.  There were also a couple of more presents that Mom must have added last night.  Mom looked up as I walked into the room, smiling at me, she said, "Well honey, Santa came last night."  I looked at my mother, and smiled right back at her. "Actually Mom, if I counted right, Santa came twice last night!"  THE END. . Christmas Toons & Erotic Stories .

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

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Three Christmas Jokes

1. A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys." Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."  Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"

2. A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."

3. Santa was very upset.  It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right! Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies.  The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys.  The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk.  To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious.  "I can't believe it!  I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!" He continued,  "And  sent that stupid Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind him. He said, "Yo, fat man!  Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas tree got its start.
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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Blogger Babe - Sabrine Maui

Sabrine Maui is a 19 year old, 5'2, 95 lb Asian Babe (with a capital "B"). She has tiny, but very nice, 32A natural tits, shaved pussy (with a little landing-strip of hair), a hot & tight little body, beautiful smile, beautiful long dark hair and, let's face it, she's just a total cutie. OMG!!! (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

I saw Sabrine's pic in an Agency book and could not believe what I was seeing - WOW! This girl is doing porn??? No way! She should be a model, actress, have her own calendar, etc... But yes, she was doing adult work. Of course I immediately set up an interview with her. There was really no need to interview her, because I knew the moment I saw her pic that I would hire her. The only reason for the interview besides wanting to meet this gorgeous girl was just to make sure she was not a total flake. And who knows, maybe she would come to the interview, be single (highly unlikely), be looking, fall in love with me, we could run off, get married and live happily ever after. Well, that's what I was thinking at the time... Yeah, yeah, we all can dream, can't we?

Anyway, she showed up for the interview (on time) and she was everything I was fantasizing about. Except, she was not single, she was not looking, she did not fall in love with me and we did not run off and get married. Dang! But who cares about all that! Look at her! - WOW!!!
 

As I was saying, she (and her boyfriend) showed up for the interview. We talked about the job, the money and of course I had to be nosey and find out some personal things about her (uh, I mean, them). He was in his 50's. Looked to be in his 30's. He was some big porn star and had been doing porn for 30 years. He and Sabrine had met, instantly fell in love and have been together ever since. She poses for stills, but will only do adult scenes (videos) with him or another girl. As a matter of fact, he is the only person she has ever had sex (intercourse) with. Another fact, her very first time having sex was on camera with him. True! True! I wouldn't lie to you. Well, unless they were lying to me. But for some reason I believe them. Can you imagine it though? Dang! He actually popped her while shooting an adult movie! Wow! I'm not sure what to think about that.

As we all talked, and talked and talked I had no idea what was being said. I was just thinking about fucking her. I think I came out of my trance only after I agreed to pay her more than we normally do and also after agreeing to shoot her with another Asian Girl. Woo-Hoo! Who is the other Asian Girl? I didn't have a clue. I would worry about that later. Shit! My partner - Big Lou,  is going to kill me for making this deal. Oh well, he'll love the results.
 

Sabrine and her boyfriend gave me the number of the girl they wanted her to work with (whew!) and then they left. I called the other girl, set up an interview with her, met her (her name is Ruby), hired her and within a week we were all working together.

The shoot turned out to be an all day affair. We did a full single girl shoot of Sabrine. A full single girl shoot of Ruby. And a full girl/girl shoot with both of them. Wait a minute... I have to clarify something. I'm a professional and it's all work to me. I don't think of it as shooting two hot and naked Asian Babes. I have too much other stuff to think about - you know, the biz part: film, angles, lighting, etc.. BUT, this time, I deffo have to admit to a little leakage in my pants by the end of the day :o) These two girls kissing and licking each other was definitely hot. Mmmmmm :o)
 

As I said, we shot a lot of film. For the single girl pics we shot lingerie, Geisha, cheerleader, masturbation, schoolgirl, amateur, voyeur, etc.. And for the girl/girl pics we shot schoolgirl, amateur and lots of pics near a pool. Yup, we even shot a roll underwater. That was fun!

Besides neither girl falling in love with me and us not having hot and wild sex, there was another bad side to the shoot. Apparently I had a problem with one of my cameras and about half of what we shot did not come out! DAMN!!! That was a first (and hopefully last) for me. And what a time to have that type of problem. Thank God, I switch between different cameras when I work. I would have hated to lose all of it. Yup, the camera went into the shop right after I got the film back; cost me a few hundred to get it fixed. Some type of electrical problem. I dunno! It so sucked! But oh well, it's all good now.

We finished the shoot and that was that. I never saw Sabrine again, though I did try to hire her for another shoot, but her price was too expensive. Apparently she's some big Porn Star now... Hmmm, I wonder  if she and her b/f are still together. Maybe I should give a call...
 

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As far as the other girl (Ruby) goes, we have kept in touch and have done a few photo shoots together since that day. Shooting both adult and non-adult pics. She's really kewl, but I will save her story for a later post.

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