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Saturday, November 26, 2005
I'd Hit It!
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Kitty
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| Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.
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Antique Erotica
This photo was done sometime in the 1920's.
Technically this pic is not too bad. The lighting
is slightly flat, but the model is nicely lit, the background is dark and
there is seperation between the two. The model's hair gets slightly lost
in the background, but not enough to bother me. It would have been a better
photo if the photogrpaher put a nice little rim light on her hair though.
The set is simple and it works for the photograph. The model's pose is
simple, yet sexy, seeing just enough of her breast to tittilate (pun intended)
us. The look on her face is also very seductive, making me think that she
truely does want me and that she'd probably devour me in the sack. The
only thing I do not like about the photo, is it looks like the model is
either an amputee or is deformed. Look below her butt. Is that her leg
cocked back or a growth coming out of her leg? Yes, it is a sarcastic rhetorical
question.
Ok enough tech talk, let's discuss the model.
Mmmm... Aside from her being deformed, she's deffo a hottie. She has a
very sultry cum-fuck-me look on her face, long curly hair down the middle
of her back, a nice bod, nice breasts and a nice full butt. Yeah, I'd definately
do her....
Mmmm... antique erotica...
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| Friday, November 25, 2005
Sci-Fi
Friday - Erotic Science Fiction - I Will Return
I
Will Return
"It was a wonderful
wedding," Alice Burton said, kissing her new husband on the neck.
"It certainly
wasn't CT, your father treated me like a complete asshole. I hate him,
by the way."
"You didn't
hate the five thousand dollar check he gave us."
"Payoff, a mere
payoff. I've got my pride, you know."
"Dad absolutely
adores you," Alice said, pulling his arm hairs. "That's why he paid for
our Niagara Falls honeymoon.
"Ouch! Hey,
hey, don't mess with the driver," Gary said, playfully pushing her away.
He kicked on the heater, then put both hands back on the wheel. The moonlit
landscape passed by in a dream-like fashion. Upstate New York was beautiful
in the fall. It wasn't equal to Vermont or Maine, but it was still beautiful.
The moon left skeleton-like shadows on the road.
"You didn't
say that last night," she said, grabbing his balls with an impish grin.
"It was my wedding
day, they got me drunk," he said, "why else would I bed such mouthy little
bitch like you?" Laughing, he ducked her right cross.
They settled
into a comfortable silence. Gary placed his hand on Alice's smooth, shapely
leg and caressed it softly as he drove. He still couldn't believe that
such a wonderful leg now belonged to him, in a marital sense. Her entire
body was an adult playground. He seemed to learn or find something new
each time he saw her naked. The thought made his cock grow hard, but he
decided to save such thoughts until they reached a hotel room. He was tired
of making out in the car like two young teenagers.
"Light me a
cigarette, will you CT?" CT was his pet name for his new wife. It stood
for Candy Tits. The first time he saw her sweet, perky tits he swore they
would taste like candy.
"Sure," she
said, digging their last package out of her purse. She lit two up and passed
one to Gary. She puffed the other, then flicked the ashes into the ashtray.
Gary took a
long drag from his cigarette, then turned and rolled down the window slightly.
He flicked his ashes out through the crack in the window, then looked up
to see a huge whitetailed buck bounding across the road in front of them.
It took him a moment to realize what he was seeing, then he slammed on
the brakes. The headlights, and the squeal of brakes were too much for
the frightened deer. It leaped straight up into the air.
"Get down!"
Gary yelled as the rear of the whitetail approached the windshield. Alice
ducked. Gary started to duck down above her, but the deer and broken windshield,
hit him full in the face. His neck snapped, killing him instantly.
The car careened
off into the wide, gently-sloping ditch, with the deer carcass still lodged
in the windshield opening. The car bounded a few times and hit an old maple
tree with a horrible, sickening crash. The sound echoed through the quiet
woods for a moment, then all was quiet.
The tree shook,
raining down it's last few dead leaves. The compacted remains of the car,
and the dead buck, rested against the old tree. Steam poured out from under
the hood. The tail lights of the car still shined into the darkness. All
forward facing lights were extinguished. The deer kicked twice, then remained
still.
Despite the
horror and unreality, the world continued to function. The moon continued
to shine down on the horrible scene, lending an absurd beauty to the abstract
unspeakable horror. Far above a jet airliner gained altitude and turned
east for the long flight to London. An owl flapped it's wings nervously,
looking around in fear, then it settled back into it's nightly watchful
vigil.
The hiss of
steam, accompanied by the click of cooling metal, slowly subsided. Inside
the car nothing moved. An uneventful hour passed with no change. The smell
of burning rubber and engine coolant perfumed the air until these too passed.
A truck appeared
far away on a hill. It picked up speed as it descended. The musical hum
of it's tires echoed off the trees lining the road. Savoring a fresh cup
of coffee, it took the driver a moment to notice the lights in the ditch
ahead. Swallowing quickly, he slammed the cup down into the cup holder
and grabbed his cellphone.
Days later, Alice
awoke to the sound of a siren. She blinked and rubbed her eyes, then looked
at the white room around her.
"Gary? Gary!"
she screamed, remembering the accident. A nurse rushed in. A doctor appeared
in minutes, ordered a sedative, then began relating the bad news. Alice's
mother stood by, shifting from foot to foot and biting her lip as the doctor
spoke. They had asked her to relate the bad news, but she refused. She
didn't want her daughter to hate her, it was better to hate a complete
stranger.
"No!" Alice
screamed when she heard about Gary. The lonely scream echoed down the hallways
of the hospital. Some cringed, others closed their eyes, trying to tune
out her shouts and screams of outrage and horror. They knew what the sounds
meant.
Three weeks
later Alice limped out of the hospital, helped to a car by her mother.
She walked like a zombie, talking to nobody, recognizing nothing. She hated
life itself. She was too religious to take her own life, so she was trying
to will herself to death. She decided that such a thing was a myth, otherwise
it would have worked already. Life was a cruel joke, she believed. It was
said that people were tested by hardship. She believed they were simply
tested in the way that a fly was tested by having it's wings torn off.
A cruel master was at work in heaven, one who liked to bestow pain and
savagery. The scum of the earth survived, while the good people were slaughtered.
Alice hated life and anyone who enjoyed living it. She simply wanted to
die quickly. She began contemplating different methods of painless suicide.
"Wake up, CT,"
a voice echoed in her mind as her eyes flashed open. She shot upright in
the bed, looking at the darkness around her.
"Gary?"
She waited,
but heard nothing. She fell back to her flowered pillow and cried herself
back to sleep.
Three days later
the same voice seemed to wake her. The room around her looked surreal.
She couldn't be sure if she was awake or still asleep. She seemed to be
awake and aware.
"Gary?" she
asked hopelessly.
"I'm trying
to reach you," he spoke from far away. "Help me."
"How?" she asked
desperately.
"Will me to
be with you. Reach out," he spoke, even farther away now. In desperation
she tried to will him to her. It didn't work. After an hour she realized
that he was not there, and would not appear that night. Again she cried
herself to sleep. Again she contemplated suicide. When she looked at the
razor blade that morning her wrists began to ache as if they had already
been slit. She angrily tossed the blade into the wastebasket.
"CT?"
"Leave me the
fuck alone!" Alice screamed, without opening her eyes. She didn't want
to cry any more. She didn't want to hurt.
"CT, you must
try, sweetheart."
"Why?"
"Because I can
be with you again, at least in your dreams. We had so little time, sweetheart.
Won't you try?"
"Will you come
this time?" she demanded.
"Yes, reach
out. Welcome me into your bed," he sighed.
She closed her
eyes and willed him to her with all her might. Even though she expected
him, she screamed at the first touch of his hands on her hip.
"We did it,
Candy Tits," he said from all around her. His hand caressed her hip. The
other rubbed her small, shapely ass through the material of her filmy nightgown.
She began to heat up beneath his touch. It had been months since she lost
him, now through some unbelievable twist of fate, she had him back.
"Take off your
clothes," he whispered. She quickly rolled over on her back and began pulling
off her nightgown. Her panties were nearly ripped from her body. She hesitated,
then reached for Gary.
"No, over on
your side," he whispered. "Curl up in the fetal position."
"Huh? Why?"
"Do it, it will
be wonderful," he promised. Alice reluctantly rolled over on her side.
She felt a mouth nuzzling her aromatic pussy from behind. It licked from
her moist pussy, to her fragrant ass hole, then back again. She shuddered
and had two minor orgasms in the first few minutes. Finally Gary hunched
closer, with his legs touching her back and legs, and his cock touched
her quivering pussy.
"Yes," she gasped
in anticipation. She had only made love to Gary a few times. She missed
this almost as much as she missed him.
Her moist pussy
was easily accessible from this position. She felt the tip of his hard
cock touch her tender lips, then he thrust. She screamed as a huge cock
seemed to tear her apart. It extended well up inside her. She swore it
was at least a foot long, if not longer. It felt like she was being fucked
by a horse. Before she couldn't stop what was happening, the huge cock
was relentlessly plunging in and out of her pussy at a rapid rate.
"It hurts!"
she screamed, reaching back behind her and trying to pull away. But his
hands held her in place, clamping onto her hip like a vice.
"I told you
that you'd like it," he chuckled. "It feels big, huh?"
"It hurts!"
she screamed again. Her body was being jarred by the force of his thrusting
cock. His pelvis and hips slapped her small firm ass repeatedly. It was
loud in the room. Alice whimpered, grabbing the blankets on the bed for
support. His pistoning cock plunged in and out relentlessly, jerking her
on the bed. She screamed again as the heat and size hurt her.
"Relax," he
gasped from behind her.
"You're hurting
me," she screamed again. "Stop, Gary, please."
"Gary is not
here," he said with a chuckle. "He couldn't make it."
Alice felt the
hairs stand up on the back of her neck. Who, or what, was fucking her?
"Go away," she
screamed, trying to pull away. He rolled her over on her stomach and settled
on her outthrust legs. His cock again plunged up inside her. Thankfully
it was slightly shorter at this angle.
Alice's ass
jiggled as the pelvis smacked it. Her pussy was stretched to the limit
around the huge, unearthly cock. It was relentless, cruel and mechanical.
To her horror, Alice felt her orgasm beginning to warm her loins. How could
they betray her?
"Oh yes, I feel
it too," he whispered from above her. She couldn't move with him straddling
her legs. Her ass was beginning to hurt from the force of his thrusts.
He reached down with huge hands and massaged it cruelly.
"Oh no," she
moaned as her pussy began to heat to an intolerable level.
She began to
thrust back against his huge cock. For the first time she began to enjoy
it's immense size.
"Oh yes," she
gasped. "Yes, yes," she said more loudly than before. "Oh fuck me," she
squealed at the top of her lungs. She whimpered and babbled until her horrible
orgasm stuck with the force of an explosion. Screaming at the top of her
lungs, she twitched on the bed, hunching her ass back against him. He moaned
and laughed behind her, enjoying her humiliation. His cock slid more easily
in her wet pussy now. He stimulated her to a second and a third orgasm.
Babbling like an idiot, she shook in the throes of her last orgasm. Slowly
she wilted beneath him. She turned and begged him to stop.
"My pussy hurts,"
she cried.
"Then you can
take me up your ass," he laughed, pulling out of her pussy. Her eyes widened
and mouth flew open when she felt his incredibly huge cock touching her
ass.
"Nooooooo,"
she screamed as the cock was pressed inside her asshole. She squealed in
horror as it forced it's way up inside her, tearing her asshole apart.
Screaming and beating on the bed, she wiggled beneath him, trying to pull
away. But he had her trapped. The blood from her torn flesh soon made his
intrusion less painful. Whimpering beneath him, she laid as limp as a rag
doll, while he pistoned away inside her ass, finally releasing his jetsam
in huge, hot, painful spurts.
Pulling out
with a final laugh, he leaned down and kissed her tortured ass, then disappeared.
Alice's mother
found her that way the next morning. She quickly called the 911.
"Mother?"
"I'm here, dear.
What happened, who did this to you?" she asked. Alice opened her eyes and
looked around the hospital room.
"I don't know,"
she said in embarassment.
"Sweetheart,
you must tell me. The police have been waiting for you to revive. He may
come back," her mother said in anguish.
"On no, he can't...
he wouldn't... he will," Alice said in horror. "I know he will, I can feel
it."
"Who did this
to you?"
"A demon, I
think."
"Alice, that's
not funny," her mother chastised.
"Oh, really?"
Alice asked sarcastically. "You don't think getting your asshole ripped
out by a cock the size of a horse dick is funny, mother? You think I did
this to pull a joke on you!" Alice screamed.
"Shhhh, quiet
down," her mother said, rushing over to sit on the bed. "I didn't mean
that, dear. It just seems unlikely."
"I thought it
was Gary," Alice whispered, now in her mother's arms.
"Sweetheart,
Gary is..."
"Don't tell
me that Gary is dead, mother. I'm more than aware of that. Give me some
credit."
"So how..."
"He came to
me in my dreams. But it wasn't Gary. He changed when he started... fucking
me."
"Oh dear," her
mother said uncomfortably.
"Do you want
to hear this or not?" Alice demanded.
"Yes dear, I'm
sorry. Go on."
"He said I had
to welcome him into my bed. I know that sounds stupid now, but it was just
a dream," Alice started to talk hysterically again.
"Shhhh, shhhh,
we will get you some help," her mother said urgently.
"Where's the
doctor? I have to get out of here," Alice said, jumping to her feet.
Alice first went
to the church, and was rebuked. She went from there to the library. By
evening she was ready.
"CT?" a playful
voice interrupted her dreams.
"What took you
so long?" she chided.
"Ah, you missed
me?" he teased.
"Of course.
I've never felt a cock like that before in my life. How could I not miss
you? But, there's one slight problem," she whispered with her eyes closed.
"Problem? I
don't see a problem," he laughed.
"I welcomed
my husband into my bed, not you."
"So sue me,"
he rumbled.
"I'll do better
than that. I read in the universal book of magic and myths, that if a demon
tries to possess you unwelcomed, it belongs to you."
"Oh, but you
did welcome me," he said with less confidence.
"No, I welcomed
my husband. And if I read the book right, my husband can now posses your
body by default," she said maliciously.
"No, that's
not true," he showed the first signs of nervousness.
"Of course it's
true."
"You can't...
you are just a... noooooo" he screamed in an ever-dwindling voice. In a
moment a familiar, if hesitant voice spoke. "CT?"
"Is that really
you, Gary?"
"Yeah, sure,
I guess," he said uncertainly.
"What's my maiden
name, who's my father, what brand of cigarette do I smoke?" she demanded.
"What?"
"Answer me."
"Mouthy bitch,
God, and Winstons," he said with a laugh.
"Close enough.
Fuck me," she demanded.
"Your wish is
my command," he laughed.
"Oh, I know.
And when you're done fucking me there is housework to do," she laughed.
"May I lick
your pussy first?" he asked with deceptive politeness.
"Certainly."
"Good. Oh, did
you know that this guy's tongue must be a foot long," he asked, before
plunging his long tongue up his wife's pussy. Her squeal could be heard
throughout the neighborhood.
THE END
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Thursday, November 24, 2005
Happy Thanksgiving
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried
to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words,
playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the
bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier
and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird
and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked
and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened
the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched
arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language
and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he
was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
I hope that everyone has a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving Holiday. Please
take a moment to remember just what it is we are thankful for.
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This Week's Chain E-Mail
| *YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH*
This is pretty kewl.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read... Be sure you
don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those
waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755... If you
haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times
you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
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Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Poetry
- Serenade Dreams
| Serenade Dreams
The tap of a stone at my window
Wakes me from dreams of you
Crawling out of bed
Eyes Red
Open the shades
Evening dark fades
To morning blue
And visions of you
Guitar in hand
Singing to me
Love
Fate
The early sun touches the sky
It’s getting late
You finish your song
Wave goodbye
Our eyes lock in an embrace
A sad smile crosses your face
You vanish
Leaving serenade dreams
And echoes of you
Singing in my head
Waking in bed
I reach to my right
It was just a dream
You’re gone
It’s dark
Still night
Sleep escapes
I lie alone
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Monday, November 21, 2005
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Three Jokes
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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more
slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so
she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
"'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey,
It's Thursday.'"
2.
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they
had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities
had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they
were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get
mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't
think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.
Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least
three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How
soon do you need to know?"
3.
Q. What do you call a nude blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.
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Sunday, November 20, 2005
Blogger Babe - Amy (&
Lien)
Amy is a 19 year old, 5'3, 115 lb, Asian babe with really nice, big
"Real" tits with nicely shaped pinkish-brown nipples. She has a great hour-glass
figure with curves in all the right places, a nice round ass, a beautiful
smile, pretty eyes, great lips, gorgeous, shoulder-length, straight black
hair, the typical tattoo on her lower back, a shaved pussy with a few days
growth of silky-smooth Asian pubic hair and a great cum-fuck-me-from-behind
arch that goes with her very innocent but playful cum-fuck-me look (see
this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
I saw Amy's picture in my local porn agency's book. I called her, set
up an interview and when she showed up I immediately fell in love with
her beautiful smile, great personality and of course - her big tits. We
talked and flirted for quite a while and of course I hired her on the spot.
Dang, I'm such a sucker for a hot Asian Babe... Not to mention, a hot Asian
babe with big boobs.
Amy showed up for the shoot on time, but she was a little nervous about
coming to the shoot alone, so she brought her friend - Lien. Lien is a
very quiet and shy 20 year old Asian cutie. She is 5'4, weighs 120 lbs,
has small but nice breasts and also has a very natural and very hairy silky-smooth
bush between her legs. Anyway, it was deffo kewl with me.
Amy was a lot of fun to work and flirt with. I loved her smile, her
breasts, and her good attitude. The shoot went great. In about five hours
we did six different set-ups; including masturbation, lingerie, an exterior
scene with a military uniform and a rocket launcher, two voyeur
scenes and also a food fetish thingy, where we made Amy into a hot fudge
sundae. Just as we were preparing to shoot the sundae scene, I looked over
at Amy's friend and jokingly asked her if she would like to be in the pics.
To my surprise, she said "Sure, that'd be fun!" We shot them together as
they made each other into sundaes. Lots of fun! Then we shot them as they
licked all the gooey ingredients from each other's bodies. Even more fun!!
Finally, taking full advantage of the situation, we shot them as they washed
each other in a hot and steamy shower.
Ultimate fun!!!
After the shoot, I never talked with Lien again. I tried calling her
a few times to see if she wanted to do another shoot, but never did get
a hold of her. But, Amy and I did talk on the phone a few times. And a
few weeks later we got together for dinner - spaghetti (my home-made reciepe
of course)! We had nice dinner conversation, massaged each other's shoulders
and... no, we didn't have sex. Dang! Then she left, and faded into the
LA scene. Sadly, I've never heard from her again :o(
If you want to see more of Amy & Lien, check out "Teen
Shower Cam," "Cheerleaders
& Teens in Uniform," "REAL"
Amateur Women & Teens," "Sweet
Asian Teens," "China
Dolls," "Mega-Voyeur,"
"Victory
Girls!," "Asian
Treasures" "Authentic
Asian Lesbians," "Authentic
Asian Amateur," "Sex
Safari," "Asian
Peep Show," "Teen
Pajama Party," "Asian
Teens in Lingerie," "Vittoria's
Lingerie," "Nude
Amateur Women" and of course - "Kissing
Pussy" and "Guns
and Tits."
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posted by: Neo
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls,
Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph,
so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very
cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude
for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic
photographs, please e-mail me with a description
of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're
what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured
here on Sex Blogger or one of
my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that
I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Comments & Opinions
I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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