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Saturday, November 26, 2005

I'd Hit It!

I'd Hit It!
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Kitty
Kitty
I'd Hit It!
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Quote of the Week
 

Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.

– Remy De Gourmont

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Antique Erotica
 

Antique Erotica
Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

This photo was done sometime in the 1920's.

Technically this pic is not too bad. The lighting is slightly flat, but the model is nicely lit, the background is dark and there is seperation between the two. The model's hair gets slightly lost in the background, but not enough to bother me. It would have been a better photo if the photogrpaher put a nice little rim light on her hair though. The set is simple and it works for the photograph. The model's pose is simple, yet sexy, seeing just enough of her breast to tittilate (pun intended) us. The look on her face is also very seductive, making me think that she truely does want me and that she'd probably devour me in the sack. The only thing I do not like about the photo, is it looks like the model is either an amputee or is deformed. Look below her butt. Is that her leg cocked back or a growth coming out of her leg? Yes, it is a sarcastic rhetorical question.

Ok enough tech talk, let's discuss the model. Mmmm... Aside from her being deformed, she's deffo a hottie. She has a very sultry cum-fuck-me look on her face, long curly hair down the middle of her back, a nice bod, nice breasts and a nice full butt. Yeah, I'd definately do her....

Mmmm... antique erotica...
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posted by: Neo ©
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Friday, November 25, 2005

Sci-Fi Friday - Erotic Science Fiction - I Will Return

Sci-Fi Friday - Erotic Science FictionI Will Return

    "It was a wonderful wedding," Alice Burton said, kissing her new husband on the neck. 
    "It certainly wasn't CT, your father treated me like a complete asshole. I hate him, by the way." 
    "You didn't hate the five thousand dollar check he gave us." 
    "Payoff, a mere payoff. I've got my pride, you know." 
    "Dad absolutely adores you," Alice said, pulling his arm hairs. "That's why he paid for our Niagara Falls honeymoon. 
    "Ouch! Hey, hey, don't mess with the driver," Gary said, playfully pushing her away. He kicked on the heater, then put both hands back on the wheel. The moonlit landscape passed by in a dream-like fashion. Upstate New York was beautiful in the fall. It wasn't equal to Vermont or Maine, but it was still beautiful. The moon left skeleton-like shadows on the road. 
    "You didn't say that last night," she said, grabbing his balls with an impish grin. 
    "It was my wedding day, they got me drunk," he said, "why else would I bed such mouthy little bitch like you?" Laughing, he ducked her right cross. 
    They settled into a comfortable silence. Gary placed his hand on Alice's smooth, shapely leg and caressed it softly as he drove. He still couldn't believe that such a wonderful leg now belonged to him, in a marital sense. Her entire body was an adult playground. He seemed to learn or find something new each time he saw her naked. The thought made his cock grow hard, but he decided to save such thoughts until they reached a hotel room. He was tired of making out in the car like two young teenagers. 
    "Light me a cigarette, will you CT?" CT was his pet name for his new wife. It stood for Candy Tits. The first time he saw her sweet, perky tits he swore they would taste like candy. 
    "Sure," she said, digging their last package out of her purse. She lit two up and passed one to Gary. She puffed the other, then flicked the ashes into the ashtray. 
    Gary took a long drag from his cigarette, then turned and rolled down the window slightly. He flicked his ashes out through the crack in the window, then looked up to see a huge whitetailed buck bounding across the road in front of them. It took him a moment to realize what he was seeing, then he slammed on the brakes. The headlights, and the squeal of brakes were too much for the frightened deer. It leaped straight up into the air. 
    "Get down!" Gary yelled as the rear of the whitetail approached the windshield. Alice ducked. Gary started to duck down above her, but the deer and broken windshield, hit him full in the face. His neck snapped, killing him instantly. 
    The car careened off into the wide, gently-sloping ditch, with the deer carcass still lodged in the windshield opening. The car bounded a few times and hit an old maple tree with a horrible, sickening crash. The sound echoed through the quiet woods for a moment, then all was quiet. 
    The tree shook, raining down it's last few dead leaves. The compacted remains of the car, and the dead buck, rested against the old tree. Steam poured out from under the hood. The tail lights of the car still shined into the darkness. All forward facing lights were extinguished. The deer kicked twice, then remained still. 
    Despite the horror and unreality, the world continued to function. The moon continued to shine down on the horrible scene, lending an absurd beauty to the abstract unspeakable horror. Far above a jet airliner gained altitude and turned east for the long flight to London. An owl flapped it's wings nervously, looking around in fear, then it settled back into it's nightly watchful vigil. 
    The hiss of steam, accompanied by the click of cooling metal, slowly subsided. Inside the car nothing moved. An uneventful hour passed with no change. The smell of burning rubber and engine coolant perfumed the air until these too passed. 
    A truck appeared far away on a hill. It picked up speed as it descended. The musical hum of it's tires echoed off the trees lining the road. Savoring a fresh cup of coffee, it took the driver a moment to notice the lights in the ditch ahead. Swallowing quickly, he slammed the cup down into the cup holder and grabbed his cellphone. 

    Days later, Alice awoke to the sound of a siren. She blinked and rubbed her eyes, then looked at the white room around her. 
    "Gary? Gary!" she screamed, remembering the accident. A nurse rushed in. A doctor appeared in minutes, ordered a sedative, then began relating the bad news. Alice's mother stood by, shifting from foot to foot and biting her lip as the doctor spoke. They had asked her to relate the bad news, but she refused. She didn't want her daughter to hate her, it was better to hate a complete stranger. 
    "No!" Alice screamed when she heard about Gary. The lonely scream echoed down the hallways of the hospital. Some cringed, others closed their eyes, trying to tune out her shouts and screams of outrage and horror. They knew what the sounds meant. 
    Three weeks later Alice limped out of the hospital, helped to a car by her mother. She walked like a zombie, talking to nobody, recognizing nothing. She hated life itself. She was too religious to take her own life, so she was trying to will herself to death. She decided that such a thing was a myth, otherwise it would have worked already. Life was a cruel joke, she believed. It was said that people were tested by hardship. She believed they were simply tested in the way that a fly was tested by having it's wings torn off. A cruel master was at work in heaven, one who liked to bestow pain and savagery. The scum of the earth survived, while the good people were slaughtered. Alice hated life and anyone who enjoyed living it. She simply wanted to die quickly. She began contemplating different methods of painless suicide. 

    "Wake up, CT," a voice echoed in her mind as her eyes flashed open. She shot upright in the bed, looking at the darkness around her. 
    "Gary?" 
    She waited, but heard nothing. She fell back to her flowered pillow and cried herself back to sleep. 
    Three days later the same voice seemed to wake her. The room around her looked surreal. She couldn't be sure if she was awake or still asleep. She seemed to be awake and aware. 
    "Gary?" she asked hopelessly. 
    "I'm trying to reach you," he spoke from far away. "Help me." 
    "How?" she asked desperately. 
    "Will me to be with you. Reach out," he spoke, even farther away now. In desperation she tried to will him to her. It didn't work. After an hour she realized that he was not there, and would not appear that night. Again she cried herself to sleep. Again she contemplated suicide. When she looked at the razor blade that morning her wrists began to ache as if they had already been slit. She angrily tossed the blade into the wastebasket. 

    "CT?" 
    "Leave me the fuck alone!" Alice screamed, without opening her eyes. She didn't want to cry any more. She didn't want to hurt. 
    "CT, you must try, sweetheart." 
    "Why?" 
    "Because I can be with you again, at least in your dreams. We had so little time, sweetheart. Won't you try?" 
    "Will you come this time?" she demanded. 
    "Yes, reach out. Welcome me into your bed," he sighed. 
    She closed her eyes and willed him to her with all her might. Even though she expected him, she screamed at the first touch of his hands on her hip. 
    "We did it, Candy Tits," he said from all around her. His hand caressed her hip. The other rubbed her small, shapely ass through the material of her filmy nightgown. She began to heat up beneath his touch. It had been months since she lost him, now through some unbelievable twist of fate, she had him back. 
    "Take off your clothes," he whispered. She quickly rolled over on her back and began pulling off her nightgown. Her panties were nearly ripped from her body. She hesitated, then reached for Gary. 
    "No, over on your side," he whispered. "Curl up in the fetal position." 
    "Huh? Why?" 
    "Do it, it will be wonderful," he promised. Alice reluctantly rolled over on her side. She felt a mouth nuzzling her aromatic pussy from behind. It licked from her moist pussy, to her fragrant ass hole, then back again. She shuddered and had two minor orgasms in the first few minutes. Finally Gary hunched closer, with his legs touching her back and legs, and his cock touched her quivering pussy. 
    "Yes," she gasped in anticipation. She had only made love to Gary a few times. She missed this almost as much as she missed him. 
    Her moist pussy was easily accessible from this position. She felt the tip of his hard cock touch her tender lips, then he thrust. She screamed as a huge cock seemed to tear her apart. It extended well up inside her. She swore it was at least a foot long, if not longer. It felt like she was being fucked by a horse. Before she couldn't stop what was happening, the huge cock was relentlessly plunging in and out of her pussy at a rapid rate. 
    "It hurts!" she screamed, reaching back behind her and trying to pull away. But his hands held her in place, clamping onto her hip like a vice. 
    "I told you that you'd like it," he chuckled. "It feels big, huh?" 
    "It hurts!" she screamed again. Her body was being jarred by the force of his thrusting cock. His pelvis and hips slapped her small firm ass repeatedly. It was loud in the room. Alice whimpered, grabbing the blankets on the bed for support. His pistoning cock plunged in and out relentlessly, jerking her on the bed. She screamed again as the heat and size hurt her. 
    "Relax," he gasped from behind her. 
    "You're hurting me," she screamed again. "Stop, Gary, please." 
    "Gary is not here," he said with a chuckle. "He couldn't make it." 
    Alice felt the hairs stand up on the back of her neck. Who, or what, was fucking her? 
    "Go away," she screamed, trying to pull away. He rolled her over on her stomach and settled on her outthrust legs. His cock again plunged up inside her. Thankfully it was slightly shorter at this angle. 
    Alice's ass jiggled as the pelvis smacked it. Her pussy was stretched to the limit around the huge, unearthly cock. It was relentless, cruel and mechanical. To her horror, Alice felt her orgasm beginning to warm her loins. How could they betray her? 
    "Oh yes, I feel it too," he whispered from above her. She couldn't move with him straddling her legs. Her ass was beginning to hurt from the force of his thrusts. He reached down with huge hands and massaged it cruelly. 
    "Oh no," she moaned as her pussy began to heat to an intolerable level. 
    She began to thrust back against his huge cock. For the first time she began to enjoy it's immense size. 
    "Oh yes," she gasped. "Yes, yes," she said more loudly than before. "Oh fuck me," she squealed at the top of her lungs. She whimpered and babbled until her horrible orgasm stuck with the force of an explosion. Screaming at the top of her lungs, she twitched on the bed, hunching her ass back against him. He moaned and laughed behind her, enjoying her humiliation. His cock slid more easily in her wet pussy now. He stimulated her to a second and a third orgasm. Babbling like an idiot, she shook in the throes of her last orgasm. Slowly she wilted beneath him. She turned and begged him to stop. 
    "My pussy hurts," she cried. 
    "Then you can take me up your ass," he laughed, pulling out of her pussy. Her eyes widened and mouth flew open when she felt his incredibly huge cock touching her ass. 
    "Nooooooo," she screamed as the cock was pressed inside her asshole. She squealed in horror as it forced it's way up inside her, tearing her asshole apart. Screaming and beating on the bed, she wiggled beneath him, trying to pull away. But he had her trapped. The blood from her torn flesh soon made his intrusion less painful. Whimpering beneath him, she laid as limp as a rag doll, while he pistoned away inside her ass, finally releasing his jetsam in huge, hot, painful spurts. 
    Pulling out with a final laugh, he leaned down and kissed her tortured ass, then disappeared. 

    Alice's mother found her that way the next morning. She quickly called the 911. 

    "Mother?" 
    "I'm here, dear. What happened, who did this to you?" she asked. Alice opened her eyes and looked around the hospital room. 
    "I don't know," she said in embarassment. 
    "Sweetheart, you must tell me. The police have been waiting for you to revive. He may come back," her mother said in anguish. 
    "On no, he can't... he wouldn't... he will," Alice said in horror. "I know he will, I can feel it." 
    "Who did this to you?" 
    "A demon, I think." 
    "Alice, that's not funny," her mother chastised. 
    "Oh, really?" Alice asked sarcastically. "You don't think getting your asshole ripped out by a cock the size of a horse dick is funny, mother? You think I did this to pull a joke on you!" Alice screamed. 
    "Shhhh, quiet down," her mother said, rushing over to sit on the bed. "I didn't mean that, dear. It just seems unlikely." 
    "I thought it was Gary," Alice whispered, now in her mother's arms. 
    "Sweetheart, Gary is..." 
    "Don't tell me that Gary is dead, mother. I'm more than aware of that. Give me some credit." 
    "So how..." 
    "He came to me in my dreams. But it wasn't Gary. He changed when he started... fucking me." 
    "Oh dear," her mother said uncomfortably. 
    "Do you want to hear this or not?" Alice demanded. 
    "Yes dear, I'm sorry. Go on." 
    "He said I had to welcome him into my bed. I know that sounds stupid now, but it was just a dream," Alice started to talk hysterically again. 
    "Shhhh, shhhh, we will get you some help," her mother said urgently. 
    "Where's the doctor? I have to get out of here," Alice said, jumping to her feet. 

    Alice first went to the church, and was rebuked. She went from there to the library. By evening she was ready. 

    "CT?" a playful voice interrupted her dreams. 
    "What took you so long?" she chided. 
    "Ah, you missed me?" he teased. 
    "Of course. I've never felt a cock like that before in my life. How could I not miss you? But, there's one slight problem," she whispered with her eyes closed. 
    "Problem? I don't see a problem," he laughed. 
    "I welcomed my husband into my bed, not you." 
    "So sue me," he rumbled. 
    "I'll do better than that. I read in the universal book of magic and myths, that if a demon tries to possess you unwelcomed, it belongs to you." 
    "Oh, but you did welcome me," he said with less confidence. 
    "No, I welcomed my husband. And if I read the book right, my husband can now posses your body by default," she said maliciously. 
    "No, that's not true," he showed the first signs of nervousness. 
    "Of course it's true." 
    "You can't... you are just a... noooooo" he screamed in an ever-dwindling voice. In a moment a familiar, if hesitant voice spoke. "CT?" 
    "Is that really you, Gary?" 
    "Yeah, sure, I guess," he said uncertainly. 
    "What's my maiden name, who's my father, what brand of cigarette do I smoke?" she demanded. 
    "What?" 
    "Answer me." 
    "Mouthy bitch, God, and Winstons," he said with a laugh. 
    "Close enough. Fuck me," she demanded. 
    "Your wish is my command," he laughed. 
    "Oh, I know. And when you're done fucking me there is housework to do," she laughed. 
    "May I lick your pussy first?" he asked with deceptive politeness. 
    "Certainly." 
    "Good. Oh, did you know that this guy's tongue must be a foot long," he asked, before plunging his long tongue up his wife's pussy. Her squeal could be heard throughout the neighborhood. 

THE END 
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Sex-Fi - Erotic Science Fiction
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Featured Artist - Patty @ A Creative Spanked Wife
 

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Thursday, November 24, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

I hope that everyone has a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving Holiday. Please take a moment to remember just what it is we are thankful for.
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Japanese Shunga
 

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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

*YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH*

This is pretty kewl.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755... If you haven't, add 1754.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

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Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls
 

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Poetry - Serenade Dreams
 

Serenade Dreams

The tap of a stone at my window
Wakes me from dreams of you
Crawling out of bed
Eyes Red
Open the shades
Evening dark fades
To morning blue
And visions of you
Guitar in hand
Singing to me
Love
Fate
The early sun touches the sky
It’s getting late
You finish your song
Wave goodbye
Our eyes lock in an embrace
A sad smile crosses your face
You vanish
Leaving serenade dreams
And echoes of you
Singing in my head
Waking in bed
I reach to my right
It was just a dream
You’re gone
It’s dark
Still night
Sleep escapes
I lie alone
And listen for the tap of a stone

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Voyeur Tuesday

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Monday, November 21, 2005

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Jokes

1. A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." 
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." 
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. 
He again answered, "S-H-I-T." 
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." 
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?" 
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"

2. Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

3. Q. What do you call a nude blonde standing on her head? 
A. A brunette with bad breath.
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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Blogger Babe - Amy (& Lien)

Amy is a 19 year old, 5'3, 115 lb, Asian babe with really nice, big "Real" tits with nicely shaped pinkish-brown nipples. She has a great hour-glass figure with curves in all the right places, a nice round ass, a beautiful smile, pretty eyes, great lips, gorgeous, shoulder-length, straight black hair, the typical tattoo on her lower back, a shaved pussy with a few days growth of silky-smooth Asian pubic hair and a great cum-fuck-me-from-behind arch that goes with her very innocent but playful cum-fuck-me look (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

Blogger Babe - Amy

I saw Amy's picture in my local porn agency's book. I called her, set up an interview and when she showed up I immediately fell in love with her beautiful smile, great personality and of course - her big tits. We talked and flirted for quite a while and of course I hired her on the spot. Dang, I'm such a sucker for a hot Asian Babe... Not to mention, a hot Asian babe with big boobs.

Amy showed up for the shoot on time, but she was a little nervous about coming to the shoot alone, so she brought her friend - Lien. Lien is a very quiet and shy 20 year old Asian cutie. She is 5'4, weighs 120 lbs, has small but nice breasts and also has a very natural and very hairy silky-smooth bush between her legs. Anyway, it was deffo kewl with me.
 

Blogger Babe - Amy

Amy was a lot of fun to work and flirt with. I loved her smile, her breasts, and her good attitude. The shoot went great. In about five hours we did six different set-ups; including masturbation, lingerie, an exterior scene with a military uniform and a rocket launcher, two voyeur scenes and also a food fetish thingy, where we made Amy into a hot fudge sundae. Just as we were preparing to shoot the sundae scene, I looked over at Amy's friend and jokingly asked her if she would like to be in the pics. To my surprise, she said "Sure, that'd be fun!" We shot them together as they made each other into sundaes. Lots of fun! Then we shot them as they licked all the gooey ingredients from each other's bodies. Even more fun!! Finally, taking full advantage of the situation, we shot them as they washed each other in a hot and steamy shower. Ultimate fun!!!
 

Blogger Babe - Amy and Lien

After the shoot, I never talked with Lien again. I tried calling her a few times to see if she wanted to do another shoot, but never did get a hold of her. But, Amy and I did talk on the phone a few times. And a few weeks later we got together for dinner - spaghetti (my home-made reciepe of course)! We had nice dinner conversation, massaged each other's shoulders and... no, we didn't have sex. Dang! Then she left, and faded into the LA scene. Sadly, I've never heard from her again :o(
 

Blogger Babe - Amy

If you want to see more of Amy & Lien, check out "Teen Shower Cam," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "REAL" Amateur Women & Teens," "Sweet Asian Teens," "China Dolls," "Mega-Voyeur," "Victory Girls!," "Asian Treasures" "Authentic Asian Lesbians," "Authentic Asian Amateur," "Sex Safari," "Asian Peep Show," "Teen Pajama Party," "Asian Teens in Lingerie," "Vittoria's Lingerie," "Nude Amateur Women" and of course - "Kissing Pussy" and "Guns and Tits."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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