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Saturday, November 5, 2005
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posted by: Neo ©
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Check This - Dooza
Porn Movie Review
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posted by: Neo
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Quote of the Week
| Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
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posted by: Neo
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Antique Erotica
I'm really not sure when this photo was shot.
For some reason it looks like the late 1890's or early 1900's - maybe it's
the tint of the pic. But the model, the model's hair style and even the
chair that she's sitting in says that it's the 1920's. So let's just go
with the 1920's.
Technically, the pic is hot. It's deffo a studio
portrait, but it almost looks like she's outside on a dark and stormy day.
The lighting, shadowing and contrast are all very nicely done and add to
the solemn mood of the photo. The lighting on the model is very soft and
mostly coming from the upper right side. And maybe a little light coming
from the left or maybe it's just a soft reflector. The texture and lighting
of the background is also nicely done. I'm not sure what the BG is - probably
just a backdrop, but the way its lit and also the very soft focus of it,
makes my imagination work. Is it storm clouds? Is it a tree? The pose of
the model is very nice; like the photographer captured her deep in thought.
Even though its posed, it almost looks like a candid or even a voyeuristic
pic. Like the viewer is intruding on the woman's thoughts. What is she
thinking about? What's going on in her life?
Ok enough tech talk, let's discuss the model.
Mmmm... She's a babe. Yeah, she's a little thick in the middle and deffo
has some hips, but so what. She's hot! She has a beautiful baby face with
nice delicate features. And it looks like she has a nice rack as well.
Yummy... I would so do her...
This pictures deffo works for me. Mmmm... Antique
erotica...
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posted by: Neo ©
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| Friday, November 4, 2005
Sci-Fi
Friday - Erotic Science Fiction - The Mutant
The
Mutant
"Opius Seven
has given us permission to land," Ensign Melody Patron said as she listened
to her headphones. As the Communications Officer it was her job to monitor
all traffic in the area, not just that which concerned their enormous freighter.
"Did you specify
an orbital offload?" the Captain asked, gripping the arms of his chair.
"Yes sir, but
your request was denied. Apparently there is a stevedore strike at the
moment. Our only option is to wait until the strike is over, or land as
ordered. Their last strike lasted one and a half years."
"This damned
old tub was not designed for planetary landings," Captain Derby said uncomfortably.
"Ok, Control, take us down. I only hope we can get it back up again," he
growled, sitting at the edge of his seat.
"That's every
man's most fervent wish," the navigator, an ebony black woman with white
hair, said from her corner. Melody groaned and looked at Pitts. She could
be cute, if she tired. She had very shapely legs. Melody watched as Pitts
sat facing her, kicking one crossed leg absently as she gave the captain
a sly smile. In her short skirt, Lt Pitts looked very enticing.
"When I want
lip off you Pitts, I'll..."
"Aye sir, my
lips are sealed," the newest lieutenant on the ship said with an obvious
smirk, as her glance fell on Melody. Melody wondered how long she would
last. The last smartass was left on some backwater planet without a name.
It only carried a designation number. It's function was listed as Waystation.
It was not a good place to be left. The way Pitts was going..."
"Patron, what
the hell's the matter with you?" the captain screamed, nearly in her face.
"Sir?"
"We are being
hailed, Ensign," the captain pointed at the blinking light below the viewscreen,
"answer it."
"Oh, yes sir,"
Melody said hurriedly and adjusted bars and sensors until the voice was
picked up on her com unit.
"GRF Normandy,
this is PRS King's Booty," a voice finally said in her headphones.
"This is Normandy,
go ahead please," Melody said, adjusting the slidebar.
"Normandy, we
are having a party tonight, we wondered if anyone on your crew would like
to attend. It's strictly informal," the voice said in her headphones and
over the overhead panels. "We are being parked in an adjoining slip," the
voice added quickly.
"What should
I tell them, Captain?" Melody asked. She saw the look of disgust cross
his face. He quickly shook his head.
"That's a pig
boat, Patron, we can call for volunteers, but I'm not going. Tell them
I have business ashore.
"What's a pig
boat?" Melody asked as she typed her response rather than talking directly.
"PRS stands
for Pieces Relief Ships, but the old timers privately refer to the designation
as Pigs Rolling in Shit. Their ships hire anybody who can fly, Sabs, Micens,
and mutants. Their ship are a total mess. Hell, half the crew don't even
know how to use a bathroom or eating utensils. Nope, I'm busy tonight.
You guys can go if you want."
"I can't pass
up an experience like that," Melody finally said. "Even if I find it distasteful,
it's something to make this trip unique. I need adventure."
"Well you'll
probably find it there," Derby said with a laugh.
"I'll go with
you," Lieutenant Pitts said uncertainly, "I hear that Sabs have a tongue
almost two feet long," her voice dropped to a whisper.
"You fucking
horny bitches," the captain shook his head in wonder. "You'll let anything
crawl up between your legs as long as it feels good."
"Kind of like
old drunk sailors," Pitts said, just loud enough for Melody to hear. Melody
snorted and nodded her head quickly, before the captain turned to find
out what she was laughing about. He glared from one to the other, then
concentrated on their landing.
"They are designated
as human, even though they have mutated a bit," Melody said quickly to
waylay his anger.
"Yeah, but they
look like toads," the captain said. When the atmosphere began glowing around
them he took control of the rollerball and eased the ship down to the concrete.
They landed smoothly, which was why he held such a high designation. Captain
Derby might be old and sloppy looking, but he was one of the best captain's
in space. He was assigned to an old, antiquated ship because it had grown
old and antiquated around him.
"Shut down,
lock down, and climb down," the captain repeated the age old saying used
for shutting down all systems, setting the watch, and commencing shore
leave. They had heard it so many times that they didn't hear it anymore.
The Control
Officer, Lieutenant Gerald Schultz, sat back and smiled at Pitts and Melody
as they ran for the door. He was in no hurry because his section had first
watch. He wasn't that fond of Opius Seven anyway, so he probably wouldn't
take shore leave.
Melody was out
of her seat in record time and sprinting down the passageway. There were
close to 700 people on the ship, most would be taking shore leave and crowding
the elevators, causing an hour long wait. Melody planned on being one of
the first to the elevators. She waved to Pitts as they separated and entered
their own cabins. There was no water rationing on the surface of a planet,
because they would immediately be hooked up to shore facilities. It was
a rare treat and it meant that Melody could shower as long as she wanted,
and brush her teeth with clear clean water for a change, not thick recycled
crap. Melody actually let the water hit her face for the first time since
coming aboard. She had always washed her face in canned water. She hated
to waste her weight allowance on common water, but she would not wash her
face and pussy with recycled piss. Melody let the water wash over her body
as she soaped her slender neck shoulders, and perfect tits. The low gravity
of space had many drawbacks, but firm upturned tits were definately one
of the advantages. Melody soaped her tits liberally, then slid her hand
down between her legs. If she were to have some action down there as she
hoped, she needed it clean and battle ready.
In horror, Melody
realized that she had wasted too much time on her shower. She would have
to wait hours for an elevator.
In fifteen minutes
she was sprinting down the passageway, dressing as she ran. By the time
she saw the first people on deck, she was sealing the seam on her shirt.
It took only moments to find Pitts, waiting with a small crowd at the edge
of the elevator lines. There were already at least a hundred people ahead
of her. She swore and walked dejectedly over to Pitts.
"This is the
Kings Booty crowd," Pitts said happily.
"The what?"
"The party group.
That is what you're looking for, isn't it?"
"Sure, I guess.
But we'll never get on the elevators now," Melody said dejectedly.
"We aren't taking
the elevators, silly, we are an official liaison party. We take a shuttle."
"Oh shit, that's
great. I never trusted these overcrowded elevators anyway," Melody said,
not wanting to let on how horrified she was of small places.
The bright lights
around most ships showed a milling crowd of people, delivery vehicles,
and maintenance vehicles in a continuous flow of action. The bright lights
around PRS Kings Booty showed only a handful of people coming and going.
The shuttle landed on the edge of the security area, let the seventeen
passengers debark, then lifted off immediately, not wanting the shuttle's
logo to be associated with the tall silver ship. With some excitement and
a little trepidation, the crowd moved toward the quarterdeck in front of
the sparkling ship. It was actually a very beautiful and brand new ship
which Melody immediately envied.
Amid the laughter
and chatter of many voices, Melody suddenly remembered that they were ambassadors
of their ship. She stopped on the quarterdeck and saluted. The others suddenly
remembered their protocol and saluted as they followed her across the quarterdeck.
When they entered they requested permission to come aboard. The automatic
responder summoned the human crew, while it hailed and welcomed the visitors.
Out of breath, sweaty crewmembers finally poured onto the quarterdeck and
looked at the crowd in awe.
Melody realized
that they had not expected anyone to accept their offer. They were taken
by surprise.
"W... welcome,"
an older enlisted man said with a formal salute. Melody liked him immediately.
He was tall, good looking, and had brown hair. He met all her prerequisites.
His eyes bugged out when he saw that ten of the seventeen visitors were
women. His eyes locked onto Melody for several minutes, then he tore his
glance away.
"We... we actually
were not expecting visitors... I mean not yet," he quickly amended. "Please,
come this way," he ushered them inside. He took them to the amusement deck
and showed them around as the officers and more important enlisted men
quickly showed up, some dressing as they entered.
Drinks were
passed out and games played all over the deck. Melody was surprised to
see a spotlessly clean ship. Unconsciously, she was looking for the mutants
which were reported to be filling pig boats, but she saw none. Finally
she got tired of craning her neck to see over the crowd and came right
to the point.
"Where are your
mutants?" she asked the man who had originally greeted them.
"Is that why
you came, to see the mutants?" he asked in amusement. "I'm sorry, but the
captain forbid them to come. He's trying to improve our "pig boat" image."
Melody tried
to hide her disappointment, but it must have showed in her face. "We came
to see something different, not the same old boring ship's dinner," Melody
said moodily.
"I know what
you mean. Imagine how it is for us, we seldom get visitors because of the
old rumors, most of which were unfounded. We had a sulfur based drive that
smelled bad. To make matters worse, we had a few early captains who kept
a very sloppy ship. That and the fumes led to rumors and the rumors led
to more rumors. They were completely unsubstantiated, of course, but nobody
bothered to check before they branded our ships. We do have Sabs, Micens,
and Picas aboard, but they are as clean as us. The rules are the same for
everybody."
"Can you ask
the captain to change his rule for tonight? We came to see the whole crew,
not just a few humans."
"That's not
the job for a lowly chief," the man laughed and pointed at the officers
around them, "why don't you ask one of them?"
"I don't know
them. I trust you, and I have a feeling that your captain will too. Please?"
"Shit," he said
under his breath. Sweat was breaking out on his forehead already. "Ok,
what the hell," he said and walked away. In a few minutes several mutants
appeared in the room, livening up the conversation. It was obvious that
their shipmates enjoyed their company, many were patted on their... backs?
And many more were petted absently as they stood beside a fellow male or
female crewmember. Melody was startled, a little revolted, and completely
overjoyed. She inched closer to a Sab and was amazed that Captain Derby's
description was accurate. Sabs were small toad-like people with equally
long arms and legs. They used both for support. Their bodies were fat and
wide, like a toad. But their faces were primarily human, showing their
distant lineage.
"Happy?" a voice
startled her out of a year of life. She turned to face the chief and was
wonderfully horrified to see a Sab standing beside him. "This is Katherine,"
the chief said happily. "And I am Chief Holly Irons," he said with a grimace.
"Holly?" Melody
asked with a skeptical smile.
"My parent's
little joke. Katherine can't talk, she speaks through sign language or
a computer adapter. Sorry," he said, patting Katherine on her wide head.
Her tongue snaked out and licked his hand. Melody jumped back a little,
holding her hand to her chest.
"I've heard
that a Sab's tongue is two feet long, but I never expected to see it. My
name is Melody, by the way."
Katherine's
tiny hand came up and made a few gestures, while her other hand supported
her weight.
"Katherine said
hi, and thanks for including them in the party. Her long tongue is why
she can't talk. None of her race can. She is as curious as you are, apparently."
"About women?"
Melody asked in confusion as she looked at all the female crewmembers in
the crowd.
"Well sort of.
Mostly of fashion and scent," Holly's face crinkled in a smile. "They choose
friends by scent. She likes yours, by the way."
"W... well that's
good," Melody said uncomfortably.
"Ooops, the
party is about to start, there's our captain," Holly said, straightening
his clothing self-consciously. Katherine straightened uncomfortably and
her eyes seemed to narrow minutely.
"You don't like
the captain?" Melody asked unceremoniously.
"Shhhh, not
so loud," Holly cautioned. "Our captain doesn't like mutants and doesn't
think they belong in the service. He's not well liked by my wife or her
people," Holly said, patting Katherine's head again.
"Your wife?"
Melody asked in disappointment.
"Katherine,"
he nodded at the Sab standing next to his knee.
Katherine froze
for a moment as she stared at Melody and sniffed, then made a few hand
signals to Holly. He looked up at Melody in embarassment.
"Katherine says
you are disappointed and a little angry. Your scent changed," he explained
with a shrug.
"I was half
hoping... well maybe you and I could..."
"Oh, I see,"
he also turned half away in embarassment. Katherine signaled again, but
he shook his head quickly. She pushed against his knee and repeated the
signals. He finally nodded and let out his breath in a gust.
"Katherine says
she is willing to share, she would like you to join us after the party,"
he finished in a rush of words. Melody squinted as the meaning of his words
sank in. Suddenly her eyes widened and she looked around the room before
looking at them and nodding. "I came for an experience, I can't think of
a more... sure, I'd love too."
"Oh, boy!" Holly
said enthusiastically. Katherine nudged his knee and he looked down in
embarassment. The party began with a formal ringing of a bell.
Melody started
for the table, then stopped in confusion when she saw a pond in the middle
of it.
"Oh man, the
captain's really out to embarrass the mutants tonight," Holly said angrily.
"Why?" Melody
looked around at the captain in confusion. He was amiable and smiling at
everyone around him. Katherine jumped up and landed in a depression next
to the pond. Melody laughed and clapped happily. Katherine turned and bowed
with what appeared to be a smile on her wide face.
"He wants them
to eat out of the communal pond," Holly said, rigid with anger.
"Is that bad?"
"It's embarrassing,
to say the least. They can eat off a plate like everybody else. He wants
to embarrass them, and us. Now you will see why they have those long tongues.
They can stretch out to four feet, by the way."
"What if we
refuse to be embarrassed?" Melody asked, looking at the captain with new
eyes.
"It won't matter,
he will take every horrified look, stony expression, or mutter and turn
it to his favor. There is no way to outmaneuver a man like that."
"What to bet?"
Melody asked, silently signaling to Pitts across the table. "What's in
the pond, by the way?"
"Fish, eels,
sand grubs," he said with his head lowered so the captain wouldn't notice
the hatred in his eyes.
Katherine's
tongue suddenly snaked out and a wiggling eel was curled into her mouth.
Melody squealed and clapped, patting Katherine on the back. She rolled
up her sleeves, moved closer to the pond, and made a grab at a passing
fish. She scooped the flopping fish out of the water, but lost control
of it. It jumped up, wiggling in the air and started falling back into
the pond. Katherine's tongue snaked out and caught the fish before it touched
the water. Crewmembers and guest clapped loudly. Pitts with several others,
rolled up her sleeves and approached the pond. Before long the Sabs and
visitors were both competing for the most fish. The Sabs won, of course.
The captain
pushed away from the table and stormed out in fury. Holly laughed and patted
Melody on the back.
"You've done
it," he said with a roar. "You are actually the first to get the better
of him. This is a truly memorable night," he added with a fond grin.
"It will be,"
Katherine signaled, licking her lips as she watched Melody eat. Melody
paused when she noticed them looking at her. They quickly looked away and
let her eat in peace.
"Oh wow, this
is huge," Melody said as they led her into their cabin. It was three times
the size of hers. She turned to find Holly and Katherine sitting on the
couch, looking at her. She smiled self-consciously and approached the couch.
Katherine signaled for Melody to set next to them. Melody suddenly felt
the urge to run away, now that the moment was there, but she moved closer
to the couch and sat, afraid that her shaky knees would no longer support
her.
"Katherine says
I can do anything to please you," Holly said nervously.
"What about
her, isn't she going to..." Melody started to say "play" then thought how
corny that would sound.
"She's more
than willing, if you're sure that's what you want," Holly said, even more
nervous now.
"I would love
to see how you two... I mean," Melody stopped in embarassment. Katherine
signaled for several moments. Holly nodded in understanding.
"Melody, this
is hard for all of us. The prudent thing to do would be forget the whole
thing and go home. But you, like most of us, want memories. You want to
sit around when you're 190 and remember this day and more like it. When
you're old and too crippled to move, you want to sit in the sun and smile,
while everyone around you has memories of working at a real job and a few
memorable vacations. I don't blame you. For me, this is so special, as
you can imagine. With a mutant wife, it's very special for me to touch
somebody with my own size and shape. But we won't get anywhere if we can't
talk. I am known for being shy, I was hoping that you weren't. Just say
what you want, don't beat around the bush. Besides, Katherine has a built
in lie detector. Your smell changes when you lie, so don't bother. Just
say what you want, our time is too short for mistakes."
"I want Katherine
to put that two foot long tongue to work on me, while you make love to
her," Melody said in a gush of words. Holly immediately turned red, clear
up to his ears. His wife bounced happily on the couch and clapped her tiny
hands together.
Katherine pushed
Holly and he moved over a few feet. Katherine motioned for Melody to sit
between them. Reluctantly, Melody stood and moved to the newly vacated
area. She was afraid that Katherine might want to kiss, which was totally
out of the question. To her relief, Katherine put her head near Melody's
chest and sniffed, then her tongue slid into Melody's shirt and began caressing
her ample breasts. Holly slid closer to Melody and brought his mouth down
to hers.
Melody was reluctant
at first, probably because she was picturing where that mouth had been.
But in moments she melted into Holly's arms and responded with her hungry
mouth on his. She was panting and squirming in no time. Katherine knew
exactly where to touch her and how hard. Melody suddenly realized that
her own smell was giving her away, telling Katherine exactly where to caress.
With a half smile Melody pictured herself standing at the top of a cliff,
ready to fall off. Her body changed immediately and her heart jumped. With
a squeal Katherine jumped back and looked at Melody in fear.
"Just kidding,"
Melody said, then explained her little joke. Katherine struck her on the
shoulder with her tiny fist, while Holly rolled with laughter. Katherine
gave him a "you'll pay later" look and resumed her tongue caress of Melody's
soft chest and armpits. Melody unconsciously reached down and opened her
shirt, making it easier for Katherine's long soft tongue to snake over
her boobs. She tossed the shirt aside. A little mechanical slid out of
the wall, collected the shirt and disappeared unnoticed.
While continuing
the passionate kiss, Holly reached over to Katherine and unseamed her shirt
down the back. It opened and fell, held on only by her arms. She slid out
of it and Melody was amazed to see normal womanly breasts hanging down
in front of Katherine's five foot wide body. Melody's hands were drawn
to the breasts. She twisted the nipples in her fingers and watched them
harden. Katherine moaned, it was the first sound that Melody had heard
her make. Melody pulled at the large tits in a milking kind of caress.
She pulled and let them slide out of her hands, then grabbed them again,
repeating the gesture over and over. They felt good in her hands, and Katherine's
quick breathing assured her that it felt good to Katherine.
Holly reached
down and manipulated the magnetic lock on Melody's skirt. In a moment the
belt and seam fell open, revealing her foot long lace bordered panties,
and the soft white skin of her legs. Melody felt both nervous and excited.
She lifted up as Katherine grabbed her lace panties and pulled. In a moment
she sat stark naked in front of the strangers.
While Holly
and Melody continued the kiss, Katherine curled her long tongue half around
Melody's left breast, up under her armpit and around the front of her neck,
then she slowly licked Melody's left ear. Melody could help but associate
the incredibly long tongue with a snake. Her shiver brought another response
from Katherine, but Melody was too enthralled by the kiss to notice.
Holly suddenly
broke the kiss and looked down at Melody. "Katherine says you're ready,"
he said with a gentle smile. His hand engulfed Melody's right breast and
fondled it while he talked. His eyes slid down her body and he took a deep
shuddering breath, before looking into her eyes again.
"Re... ready
for what?" Melody asked in confusion.
"Ready for the...
ready for her to... you know," he said, suddenly at a loss for words.
"Oh, that,"
Melody said in sudden comprehension. She turned and looked at Katherine,
who now sat on the floor between her lily white legs. Melody was so excited
and a little terrified.
"Don't worry,
Katherine would never hurt you," Holly whispered as he pulled Melody's
shoulders back until they rested against the arm of the couch. She now
lay sprawled with her legs open and the incredible woman between them.
She had never felt so helpless in her entire life.
"Katherine says
she can shape her tongue into any shape that fits, and she can feel when
there is just enough. It will feel wonderful," Holly tried to reassure
her. By now Melody was shaking, her breath came out in harsh little gasps.
"G... g... go
ahead," Melody said to Katherine. She felt even more nervous than she did
on her first time.
Katherine began
by licking Melody's legs and inner thighs. She snaked over Melody's abdomen,
leaving a wet trail of saliva wherever she touched. Melody felt both the
warmth of the tongue and the chill of wetness on her super-sensitive skin.
She shuddered in anticipation, gasping when the tongue lightly caressed
her open crotch as it passed.
Two things were
pretty standard in the service, they had been customary for almost five
hundred years. All men were circumcised, and all women were hairless in
the area of their crotch. This not only improved health and cleanliness,
it also made women soft and more sensitive to the slightest touch. Besides,
it was much more fun to play with a hairless woman.
Katherine placed
the tip of her tongue against Melody's baby soft pubs and licked it lightly.
Melody gasped and shot up from the arm of the couch. Holly gently pressed
her back down so she wouldn't hurt herself when the big moment came. Suddenly,
it was time. When Katherine decided that Melody was ready she placed her
tongue at the entrance of Melody's vulva and pushed slowly but persistently.
Her tongue slid smoothly inside. To Melody's horror and pleasure, it continued
to slide inside long past anything she had ever felt inside her before.
It narrowed and curled, nearly rolling itself into a squirming, slithering
ball deep inside her womb. Melody's eyes bugged out as the huge member
stopped slithering inside and began to churn. She chocked and sprang up,
unable to believe the tremendous surge of activity inside her loins. It
was so horribly wonderful, paling any other experience she had ever had
to something comical in comparison.
"Oh shit!" Melody
screamed, watching her hips buck involuntarily in response to the tongue
churning inside her. "Oh shit, she's filling me up," Melody screamed in
horrified fascination. Her eyes were suddenly drawn to Holly, who was now
naked and approaching Katherine from behind. Holly unseamed her pants and
slid them down her short legs. She immediately raised up and presented
her pussy to his huge, throbbing prick.
"I have got
to be the luckiest man in the universe," he whispered as he slammed his
meat into Katherine, while his eyes were riveted to Melody's beautiful
pussy. The sight of Melody, nakedly sprawled across his couch, with his
wife's long tongue shoved between her legs, was one he would never forget.
"This has to
be a dream," he gasped as his hips slammed into Katherine's humanly shaped
ass. She was extremely excited herself. Her tongue was rapidly churning
inside Melody, almost to the point of causing pain. Melody's breath came
in short little gasps. She adjusted her position so she would not feel
quite so full, but it didn't work. Then she felt the fire in her loins,
the fire that warned of an approaching orgasm.
"Oh shit, I'm
going to explode," Melody screamed in horror. "This is so strong," she
moaned thrusting her pussy against Katherine's tongue. "Oh Katherine, I
love this so much!!!" Melody screamed and began thrashing on the couch,
in the throes of her biggest orgasm ever. She screamed and beat the couch
with her fists, thrashing her head from side to side in here exquisite
agony. Her crotch bucked against Katherine's tongue, rocking her head back
slightly when it struck.
After watching
for a moment Holly could take no more. With a yell he smashed his hips
into Katherine, slamming her forward. He lay rubbing her wide, soft back
as his tremendous cock shot it's load into her upturned pussy. After an
eternity, both people lay spent and gasping for breath.
When Holly pulled
out of his wife's pussy, she snaked her tongue down between her own chubby
legs and slid it up inside herself. With her eyes closed her tongue expanded
and slithered wildly inside her until she screamed and fell forward on
Melody's buttery soft thighs. She lay there gasping and shuddering, nearly
in Melody's pussy, until her orgasm passed.
"My God, that's
the most incredible thing I've ever seen!" Melody gasped as she watched
the long tongue slide out of Katherine's pussy and roll up into her mouth.
"I never get
tired of watching that," Holly said with a smile. "And I never have to
worry about cumming before she does."
They lay naked,
talking about different things. It was obvious right from the start that
Holly could not take his eyes off Melody. He lay visually feasting on her
body, as he tried to carry on a conversation. His pecker was rock hard
and throbbing in no time.
"I have to make
love to you," Holly finally said in nervous haste.
"Ok," Melody
said lamely, looking at Katherine to make sure it was all right with her.
She smiled, or appeared too, and nodded to Melody.
"What about
Katherine?" Melody did not want to leave out the misshapen woman with the
big heart.
"She will help,"
Holly said with an innocent expression. This satisfied Melody, who wanted
to be fucked as badly as Holly wanted to fuck her. With her guilt assuaged,
she eagerly welcomed Holly into her arms. In a moment they were in a tight
embrace. Melody could feel the rock hard prick nuzzling between her legs.
It was nearly inside her already. Lost in the passionate kiss, Melody changed
positions minutely until the huge pecker pressed against her wet pussy,
then slid eagerly inside.
Melody gasped
and shuddered, but maintained the kiss with Holly. Suddenly she felt something
wrong. There was another prick at the entrance of her ass, pressed up against
her tight little ring. She had never had a prick up her ass before, and
she knew it would hurt. Suddenly, the tip of the prick wiggled and tried
to push it's way inside her.
In horror she
realized that it was not a prick. Before she could respond, the rigid tongue
slid up inside her ass, nearly splitting her apart. With the huge pecker
inside her, and the long tongue up her ass, she immediately felt too full.
She groaned in pain, but slowly began riding Holly's stiff prick. As Katherine's
tongue easily followed her moving ass, Melody grew more sure of herself
and sat up, concentrating all her efforts into riding the huge piece of
meat. Rocking gently, the tongue and prick vied for her attention. The
prick was filling her up, but the tongue was swimming agilely inside her
ass, like a swarm of snakes. The tremendous heat in her ass was flowing
into her wet pussy, creating and erotic feeling like never before. The
wet squishing sound of her pussy sliding up and down on the prick was erotic,
if a little embarrassing. Katherine's tongue made no sound at all, other
than Melody's groans in response to it's torture. As Melody's asshole expanded,
Katherine slid more tongue inside her, filling her to the bursting point.
"Oh shit, I'm
cumming!" Melody screamed, almost afraid of her approaching orgasm. If
the last orgasm was big, this one would be tremendous.
"I'm cumming,
oh I'm cumming!" Melody screamed, roughly rocking on Holly's huge piece
of meat. Katherine snaked her tongue around even faster, as Melody grew
hotter.
Holly was groaning
and massaging Melody's perfect tits. He wished he could get one into his
mouth, but Melody was too preoccupied to respond to a request. He contented
himself with mashing the wonderful breasts in his hands, while watching
Melody's beautiful face twist in passion.
"Oh yeah," he
said suddenly as his orgasm exploded out of nowhere. Melody was done. Her
extremely sensitive pussy wanted him to stop, but he was in the throes
of orgasm and couldn't stop. He picked her up and slammed her down on his
prick until it finally exploded, shooting his hot load inside her. With
Holly shooting her full of cum, and Katherine's tongue still splitting
her ass apart, Melody felt another orgasm starting. She suddenly rocked
on Holly's cock, sliding forward and back despite his protests. It took
only a moment for her second orgasm to explode, tearing her sweet little
loins apart.
When Melody
fell forward, Holly finally captured one nipple in his eager mouth and
he began sucking like a child. Melody liked it and began to relax, then
Katherine slowly began sliding her tongue out of Melody's ass. Melody's
eyes widened in horror as she felt the tremendously long tongue pulling
out. It felt like it had been in clear up to her stomach. It finally came
out with a little plop and her asshole slowly began to close.
"That was so
gross," Melody said, petting Holly's head as he suckled her left breast,
"but it felt so wonderful. How can I ever be content with normal sex again,"
she sighed sadly.
"If we're in
the neighborhood you won't have too," Holly said with a smile.
"I need to get
back, I have second watch," Melody said dreamily. "Can I come back when
my watch is over?"
Holly smiled
and nodded. "You're welcome any time. I will leave your name on the quarterdeck
as a repeat visitor. You won't have any trouble getting aboard.
"Great," Melody
said, looking around for her clothes. Katherine ran over to a wall outlet
and pressed a button. Melody realized that Katherine did not actually look
like a toad, now that she was naked. She looked more like a human doughnut
without the hole. She had all the right equipment, but he was stretched
in the middle.
Katherine lifted
a hand in front of Melody's face. She blinked and looked at her clothes,
hanging on storage bars. Melody's clothes were now cleaned and pressed.
"No telltale
wrinkles," Holly said with a smile.
"How thoughtful,"
Melody said, slipping into her skirt. Holly was disappointed to lose the
view of the absolutely perfect woman's nakedness. But he was reassured
by the thought that she would soon return. She looked and tasted absolutely
delicious. He knew that Katherine agreed, she had not made a sign since
they finished. She had never been so impressed by any woman before.
Melody thought
her watch would never end. She immediately changed clothes and pushed her
way to the head of the line at the elevator, disregarding the shouts of
anger. She slid into the elevator when it opened and waited impatiently
for the doors to close so she could continue her new adventure. This would
not be her last visit, far from it. Both ships were in port for over a
week. Melody stood on the cement and watched the Kings Booty disappearing
through the clouds. She was heartbroken. It took her nearly a month to
get over her grief and resume her life. She would not see the Kings Booty
again for over a year. The longest year of her life.
THE END
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| A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House"
for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine:
"el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving
the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a
masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons
for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the...
Feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be... Masculine
("el computer"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time...they
ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won. |
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Check This
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Tuesday, November 1, 2005
Poetry
- Gentle Kiss of Silken Hair
| GENTLE KISS OF SILKEN HAIR
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Monday, October 31, 2005
Happy
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| A
Scary Halloween Tale - Mwahahahaha!
This happened in a little town in New Mexico,
and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely
true!
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking
in the middle of a storm on a very dark night. The night was cold and wet
and no cars were going by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see
a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car coming towards him and
stop a few feet away. The guy, without thinking about it, hops in the car,
closes the door - and only then realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!
The car starts moving very slowly. The guy looks
at the road and sees a curve coming his way.
Scared, he starts to pray, begging for his life.
He hasn't come out of shock when, just before the car hits the curve, a
hand appears thru the window and moves the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed in terror, watches how the
hand appears every time the car nears a curve.
The guy, gathering strength, finally jumps out
of the car and runs all the way to the nearest town. Wet and in shock he
goes into a cantina, asks for two shots of tequila, and starts telling
everybody about the horrible experience he just went through.
A silence enveloped everybody as they realized
the guy was crying hysterically but wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walk into the
same cantina and one says to the other...
"Pedro, that's the Pendejo that got in the car
while we were pushing it!"
The End |
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Three Jokes
1.
Q: Why do chicken coups have 2 doors?
A: Because if they had 4 doors they’d be chicken
sedans.
2.
A young brunette went into a doctor's office, complaining that her body
hurt all over.
"Try to be specific," said the Doctor.
The maiden took her finger and pushed on her
elbow, then let out an agonized yelp. She touched her knee and produced
a blood-curdling scream. Finally, the girl pressed on her ankle and passed
out from the pain.
When she came to, the doctor asked, "Are you
really a brunette?"
"No," she winced, "I'm actually a blonde."
"That is what I thought," the physician smirked.
"Your finger is broken."
3.
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo
with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says,
"Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo
with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then
just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun
in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to
the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says,
"Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was
all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training
for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull leave
mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
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Sunday, October 30, 2005
Blogger Babe - Monica
Starr
Monica Starr is a hot, little, 19 year old, 5’ tall, 95 lb Italian,
girl-next-door, spinner. She has long, middle of her back, jet-black hair,
a great, natural smile, nice lips, absolutely beautiful & captivating
grey eyes, a perfect 34-22-32 figure with huge, beautifully shaped 34D
boobs with light pink nipples, a tiny waist, a flat stomach with her belly
button pierced, a cute butt, a typical lower back tattoo and a completely
shaved pussy. (See this week's Blogger Babe
Pic).
I saw Monica’s pic in an agent’s book and the first thing I noticed
about her, besides her beautiful 34D breasts (yummy) and her piercing,
bright eyes, was her big, beautiful & natural smile. That’s all it
took and I was hooked. I knew that I wanted to meet and shoot her.
I called her agent and within a few hours she called back. We really
hit it off and ended up having a great conversation for over an hour. Again,
I had not even met this girl in person and already I knew that I would
shoot her and possibly fall in love with her. Actually, I was so impressed
with just talking with her on the phone that I broke my own rule and just
went ahead and scheduled a time to shoot her.
The next day, she showed up on time and with a chaperone. Smart girl.
I thought at first that her chaperone was her b/f or something like that,
but it turned out that he was her cousin and he just wanted to check me
out to make sure that I was okay. After meeting me and realizing that I
am actually one of the good guys, he left. Hehehe :o)
Monica and I sat around and talked for a while. She was just getting
into modeling and this was her first shoot – adult or otherwise. Ding!
Ding! Ding! She is such a cute girl, she is very nice and sweet and I deffo
gave her my talk about doing adult stuff. But, like most models that want
to try adult work, her mind was made up and this is what she wanted to
do. Who am I to argue? And besides I really wanted to see and photograph
her beautiful 34D boobs. After about another half hour of talking, checking
ID’s and signing releases, Monica and I decided that we should probably
get to work, and we did.
In about 3 hours we shot 8 different setups including; 2 sexy cheerleader
scenes (one black & white outfit & one red & white outfit),
a sweet but very naughty schoolgirl scene, a bondage scene (with the goodies
supplied by Eros
Boutique), a voyeur
scene, a webcam
scene, and of course, we also shot my favorite thing to shoot – a sleeping
girl scene… Mmmm…
After the shoot we sat around and talked while we waited for her cousin
to pick her up. Of course we talked about getting together and doing some
mainstream shooting, but, again, like with most adult models, it never
happened. About an hour later her cousin showed up, the three of us sat
around and talked, then they left. I never heard from Monica again, but
I've seen other pics of her (that I didn't take) on other websites, so
I know she at least worked in the biz for a while.
Anyway, if you want to see more of Monica Starr, check out; "Porn
Jester's White Girls," "Triple
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- Sex with Sleeping Girls".
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls,
Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph,
so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very
cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude
for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic
photographs, please e-mail me with a description
of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're
what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured
here on Sex Blogger or one of
my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that
I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail
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