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Saturday, October 15, 2005

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Same as the last couple of photos I posted, I believe that this photo was also done sometime in the 1920's. And again, same as last week's Antique Erotica Pic, I have to start off with saying that I absolutely love this pic. Every aspect of it. I think that it is almost a perfect photograph. The composition of the photo is great, the depth of field, with the model's hair in focus and then going slightly out of focus on her breasts and then really out of focus on her stomach is wonderful. This type of soft focus on the model adds to the contemplative mood of the photo, the texture of all the material she's laying on mixed with the texture of her hair is great, the lighting is perfect with using just enough shadows to add contrast, depth and a little mystery - very well done! Plus the model's hair is beautiful, her make-up is nicely done and her pose is very sexy and thought provoking. Is she sleeping? Is she awake? What is she thinking? Did she just have sex? Is she waiting for her lover?

Ok, let's talk about the model. She's an absolute total babe. She has beautiful, thick and wavy, blonde hair, nice, creamy-smooth, porcelain skin, a beautiful face, a perfect nose, nice lips, a sexy model-thin body with a flat stomach and really nice, tiny breasts with perfectly round, very suckable, nipples. - Yummy... I would so do her...

This pictures works for me in every aspect. Mmmm... Antique erotica...
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Friday, October 14, 2005

Today's MPG - WTF? - Rant! Rant! Rant!

I'm an avid new car watcher. I try to pay attention to all the new cars, what they have to offer, the price and especially the gas mileage. And I am so disgusted at the latter. Gas Mileage! All these new cars proudly touting the miles per gallon that they are getting. OMG! What great mileage! What is it... the average range is like 16 to 34 MPG? Hold me back, I can't stand the excitement... It's such BS!

Here we are, the year is 2005... and is that the best we can do? Rhetorical question. Oops, I forgot all the hype on the hybrids. I can hardly contain myself. The auto manufacturers claim the hybrids are getting 40 to 60 MPG. They always claim more than a driver actually gets. In reality these hybrids are getting an average of about 35 MPG. BFD! In case you don't know what BFD is. It's sarcasm - "Big Fucking Deal!"

I bought a 1984 Honda CRX and this car got 40 to 50 MPG. Yes it did. 21 years ago, this car (with A/C) got better gas mileage than today's fuel efficient cars. What is up with that?

Am I supposed to believe that with all the technology and so-called automotive advancements that manufacturers have today, that they cannot get better gas mileage on a car than they did 21 years ago? WTF? In case you don't know what WTF is. It's "What the Fuck!?!"
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Sci-Fi Friday - Erotic Science Fiction - The Holodeck The Holodeck     Mary Anne Eckhardt pressed her face against the shuttle's view port, in an attempt to see the approaching ship. It was huge, a long silver arrow lying dormant in space with many silver bugs swarming around it.      "Wow, it's big," Mary said in awe. Her breath steamed up the view port and she lost her view of the ship. Rather than wiping it off, she sighed and turned to the crisp young ensign sitting next to her. He looked even more apprehensive than she was.      "I... this is my first assignment," he said, swallowing nervously. Mary would have like to believe that her closeness was making him nervous, but she knew better. A first assignment was always scary. You never knew what to expect.      "Keep your mouth shut and do what everybody else does and you'll be ok," she said patting him on the hand. He scowled down at her hand and she pulled away.      "Hey, lighten up," she growled.      "Sorry, I don't like to be touched," he said by way of apology. "You're a petty officer, what's it like. I mean on a ship?"      "Every one is different, depending on who you work for and the commanding officer. Most of them are great. I haven't heard any rumors about the Joan Of Ark since she's newly commissioned, but I'm sure it's fine too."      "But we'll be stuck in deep space for three years. What if it's not --- ok, I mean?"      "Then you grit your teeth, do what you're told and live with it, sir."      "Oh boy," he sighed, even more apprehensive than before.      "Don't worry about it, we all have our first ships. Just remember to salute aft, then salute the officer of the deck when you board. After that some petty officer will undoubtedly take care of you until you learn the ropes."      "A petty officer?" he seemed offended.      "Sure. Who do you think runs this fleet, the Captain?" she asked, trying to keep a straight face.      "Why yes, I..."      "Everybody line up, we have a five minute window. Anybody who's not off in three gets kicked off!" A chief petty officer shouted from the front of the shuttle.      "See," Mary pointed with a half-smile. The ensign swallowed even more and nodded convulsively.      "Your bag," Mary pointed to the bag in the overhead compartment. He apologized and pulled the bag from the rack.      "Your other bag," she pointed to the compartment under the seat. The ensign looked at the chief, then quickly ducked to get his other bag. Mary wondered if he would have abandoned it if the chief was watching.      "Officers first, enlisted last!" The chief shouted. Mary gave the ensign a little shove. He went to the front of the shuttle reluctantly.      "He'll be just another asshole shouting orders in a month," a woman leaned over and whispered in Mary's ear. Mary turned and smiled.      "God save us from asteroids and ensigns," Mary said and they both giggled. "I'm Mary," she extended her hand.      "Ruth, Ruth Toliver. So how did you rate the Joan Of Ark?"      "I was on the William Perry," Mary said, suddenly uncomfortable, "they gave me first choice of assignments."      "The asteroid duster that exploded?"      "Yes, it was a deep space exploration ship like this one, but much smaller. I barely made it on the second of the only three lifeboats to escape."      "Wow, a medal of honor winner, huh?"      "It's in my bag," Mary patted the side of her canvas bag with a smile.      "Glad to meet you. I was transferred from HQ, no war stories here. I did two tours so I'd have enough points for this," she pointed out the window at the silver ship, now laying alongside.      "It's better that way, believe me. When a stranded crew becomes desperate enough to draw straws to see who will get eaten, then it's best to stay home."      "They didn't, did they?" the woman asked in horror.      "Didn't what?"      "Didn't eat anybody?"      "No, but I'd rather not talk about what we did eat. I may never eat again," Mary said with a look of disgust.      "Sorry."      Mary nodded and shuffled forward as the line began moving.      "Well if you ever change your mind about eating, buzz me," the woman whispered, very close to her ear. "I wouldn't mind being eaten just a little."      "Ruth!" Mary said in surprised embarrassment. She turned and stared at Ruth. Their faces were an inch apart. Ruth's smiling eyes looked deeply into her own.      "Well I wouldn't," Ruth whispered and they laughed together. Mary had no idea how prophetic that statement would turn out to be, in a pleasant sort of way.      Within 24 hours, Mary was installed in the Captain's Office. In 36 hours the atomic generators were powered up and the Joan Of Ark got underway leaving the supply ships, maintenance ships, shuttles, and well-wishers in it's wake like a thousand little silver leaves scattering on a fall pond.      As soon as her paperwork was caught up Mary headed directly for the sexual recreation lounge. The lounge was the talk of the fleet, and she had been dying to try it out. It was new technology, a small world constructed of holographic images, with real and holographic people. Their true shapes and identities were masked with a holographic overlay. She didn't realize how effective that masking was until her first encounter in the lounge.      Mary sat in the booth and filled out the form on the screen. She first selected "Gone With The Wind" of course, but that selection was filled for the next two weeks. She added her name to the third week, and moved on to something she could participate in now. There was an epic sea battle going on in one section of the lounge, she stared at that selection undecided, for a moment, then on inspiration she began programming her own sub-menu into the battle. Finally, after much work, she sat back and looked at the screen, very proud of herself. She opened the metal door and slid into the weightless room with a giggle of laughter.      Ruth sat in the still-warm chair and recalled the menu Mary had been looking at.      "That little imp," Ruth said in admiration, then programmed herself into the hologram. She looked around quickly, then turned off the screen and followed Mary through the same door.      Mary rocketed through the cool, clear waters for several minutes, enjoying her sleek body and the great speeds she could attain. Suddenly, needing air, she shot toward the surface. She broke through to open air and turned a somersault, gasping in as much air as she could hold through her blow-hole, then landed tail-first in the water to break her fall. She balanced on the tip of her tail, watching the far-off battle between wooden ships with soft, gray eyes. She chastised them soundly with a series of squeaks, clicks, and squeals, then leaped skyward and dove deep, using her pointed nose for a rudder.      In sudden fear she noticed a shape moving alongside her. She looked over to see a sleek male dolphin only slightly larger than herself.      "Who are you? This is my world," she said with squeaks, clicks, and whistles.      "I'm Raymond, your holographic partner," the other dolphin answered in the same language.      "My partner? I didn't request a partner," Mary said skeptically.      "The computer always provides you with a partner. What good is an adventure without somebody to share it with?"      "Then you're not real?" Mary asked skeptically.      "Of course not, how could I be? Nobody knows you are here, do they?"      "No, I guess not," Mary brightened. "So what do you want to do?"      "How about a race? The loser nuzzles the genitalia of the other."      "They what?" Mary asked in horror.      "That's how dolphins mate, silly. They dance in the water, intertwine their bodies, then nuzzle each other's genitalia until they are aroused. Then they mate. It's a very intricate process."      "Skip the race and show me the other," Mary ordered. "I haven't had my genitalia nuzzled in a long time."      "If that is your wish," the dolphin nodded with a toothy smile and moved closer.      "First we swim close and touch bodies," Raymond said. She could feel the warm water from his breath against the sensitive skin of her face.      "Now we swim around and around, touching bodies as we press against each other," he said, putting his words into action. Mary was amazed at how delicate her dolphin skin was. She could feel the slightest touch, the most gentle of caresses against her body, and each touch aroused her more.      "Oh, wow, it's working," Mary sighed. She was aware of sinking lower and lower into the depths of the ocean as Raymond nuzzled her neck, chest, and finally her genitalia. She gasped and stiffened as the long, pointed nose probed deep inside her, parting the rubbery envelope of her sex and gently stimulating it. Soon his long, narrow tongue slid out and up inside her. Mary gasped and moaned as the long member impaled her.      "Oh, Raymond, that feels so good," Mary said, enjoying the lavish licks he was giving her vagina. At times the long tongue slid into the very deepest portions of her womb, tasting, touching, and exploring her inner depths.      "I'm glad you like it. You taste delicious, by the way."      "Thank you," she said coyly as the long tongue licked and probed her sex.      "I want you in me, Raymond," Mary gasped.      Raymond swam back a few feet and fanned the ocean with his tail. Mary's eyes widened when she saw his stiffened member standing up in front of him.      "Are you sure you're ready," he teased.      "Oh, yeah, I couldn't be more ready. Stay there, I want to ride you," she said approaching quickly. He held his place in the water as she swam close and gently impaled herself on his foot long penis. She squealed in delight as the entire length of the penis slid deep inside her. They swam frantically, propelling the penis in and out of her rubbery sex hole. They swam, rotated and fell down and down as Raymond pumped his huge member in and out of her vagina. Mary had no warning. She burned and tingled from the moment she began, then, suddenly, her orgasm struck with the force of a tornado. She screamed long and hard as her loins spasmed, clenching and unclenching his long member. The liquid heat was consuming her loins, the penis seemed to grow even larger. She panted and relaxed slightly, until Raymond began moving again. Her eyes widened in joyful horror as her vagina began to spasm again. She arched her back and screamed in her high-pitched dolphin voice, until the second orgasm passed, leaving her limp and lifeless.      "I must go now, another comes," Raymond said suddenly.      "Oh no, I can't take any more," Mary shook her sleek head.      "This one is different, a companion of the same sex," he said with a toothy smile and turned to disappear into the dark ocean depths.      A sleek pink dolphin suddenly appeared, swimming around her. She was a beautiful female with a gentle voice.      "My latent homosexual tendencies must have triggered you," Mary said with a smile. "I'm not sure I want to try this right now, Raymond has more than satisfied me."      "A male can never truly satisfy a female," the beautiful pink dolphin said as she gently swam around Mary.      "I'm not sure I believe that," Mary said with a smile.      "You should, it's true," the dolphin said, then slid gently against Mary as she passed. Mary gasped and sighed as the sensitive skin touched her own.      "You see, I can do something that Raymond can't," the female dolphin said happily.      "Wha... what's that," Mary was finding it hard to speak. The female kept swimming close and caressing her as she passed.      "I know when to touch you, where to touch you, and how softly you want to be touched. Raymond could never learn that. Only another female truly understands."      "Mmmmaybe your right," Mary said as the female passed again.      "I don't have a long penis, like Raymond, but we can nuzzle each other instead. Some believe that's even more fun," the dolphin said and approached again. This time she pressed her body firmly against Mary's. Mary could feel it in every fiber of her being.      "I'm not sure I want to nuzzle another female's vagina, even a holographic one," Mary said as the dolphin sent shivers up her spine.      "Try it, sweet lady. See if you like it," the dolphin said and gently rotated until her tail was past Mary's face. Mary was looking directly at the female's vagina. It was soft, sweet smelling, almost irresistible.      "Well, why not, it's only a dream," Mary said and moved closer. The other dolphin suddenly licked her vagina and Mary squealed excitedly, thrusting her pelvis forward. She wished that she had arms to hold her in place. She extended her long tongue experimentally and found it about the same length as her real one. She slid it into the rubbery folds of the female and tasted. It was absolutely wonderful. She found herself licking the other female enthusiastically, lost in a world of her own. She felt every action she made, done to her, like a delicious, wonderful, mirror of delight.      "You taste and feel so delicious," Mary finally paused for breath. "I wish the females of my species were as wonderful as this."      "They are, believe me," the other dolphin said and continued licking.      "How do you know?" Mary asked, then plunged her tongue into the rubbery folds of her vagina.      "I was programmed to taste and feel like a real woman, silly," the dolphin said quickly and nuzzled deep inside her.      Mary could no longer talk. Her loins were burning and needed release. She probed the outer folds of flesh with her long, stiff, tongue, then found the clit hidden just inside the outer folds of the vagina. She licked it brutally while the other female moaned and withered with her own face in Mary's crotch. Mary felt something long and wide shoved inside her vagina, and realized the other dolphin was using a fin. She tried experimentally and found that her own fin would fit nicely into the female. She worked her fin in and out while she licked and tasted the beautiful pink female. They both exploded simultaneously, withering, moaning and squeaking as they thrashed in the weightless environment of the ocean.      It was a long time before Mary's vagina stopped exploding and she could finally relax with her body pressed against the warm female.      "You were absolutely wonderful," Mary sighed as she snuggled close to the dolphin's tail.      "So were you, Mary. I'm glad you finally got around to eating me, a little," the dolphin smiled and turned to face her.      "Ruth?" Mary squealed in surprised wonder.      "In the flesh, sweetie. Well almost," she spread her fins with a toothy smile.      "Ruth, I'll beat you half to death for this," Mary said laughing.      "Not without arms, sweetheart. So how did you like it?"      "I think I'd like to see more of you, as you really are," Mary said thoughtfully.      "I'm glad. You have no idea how hard it is to proposition another woman, without taking a chance on losing a friend. It's a heartache, but times like these make it all worthwhile."      "Let's get out of here and try it in the flesh," Mary said suddenly.      "Ok, but I'm saving your program. I like it here. Maybe I'll try Raymond myself, when I get adventurous."      "He's all yours," Mary laughed. They both swam toward the entrance.  THE END  . .

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"AA" and I have talked on the phone a few times in the last couple of weeks. And each time we talk we have a great conversation. This girl really makes me smile. But the problem is that she keeps saying that she is going to check her schedule, come over, hang out, maybe do a photo shoot with me, etc., etc... But then she never does. Oh well, typical young (over 18) model.

"BB" and I talk on the phone every other day or so. She is so sweet, she really cares, she makes me laugh and I have always been in love with her. But she has her career and her dreams to follow and a relationship (more than a friendship) between us just doesn't fit into her plans. But I'm so glad that we have a very strong bond between us. She is a true and lifelong friend.

"CC" finally got back into town yesterday, came over to say "hello" and to pick up her suitcase. She was in and out in about 3 minutes and in that time (without asking one word about my life - as usual) she gave me the update on the past few weeks of her life. I carried her suitcase out to a car where some guy was waiting for her. I have no idea who this guy was, no introductions were given and when he got out of the car to open the trunk, I said "Hi" and tried to talk with him, but he totally ignored me like I did not exist. How fucking rude. Anyway, this guy looked so like the typical "porn-type" guy whose only sexual activity is with himself in front of a computer screen. He was below average height, was overweight, had short bad hair, wore a Hawaiian shirt, and had no style and no personality what-so-ever. Talk about nonexistent. I can only assume that, like me, he is just another unneeded friend that flits in and out of "CC's" world.

"DD" - Not a clue. Maybe I should call her.

"JD" and I have been talking on the phone every day. And we do have great conversations - well, as much as we can understand each other. Her English and my Spanish are both very bad - LOL. But, she has made it very clear that she is in love with me and wants to be with me - always. I do like her and I deffo love the attention she is giving me, but I'm also not quite sure what to do about it. My feelings for her are not as strong as hers are for me. I certainly do not want to hurt her and I'm not ready for the kind of relationship that she wants, but, as I have already said... I do like her... Hmmm.... This is deffo a "stay tuned and wait and see" situation.

"JJ" - Not a clue. I tried calling. She never returned the call. I'm done.

"LAS" - I keep telling myself that this is a weird one. But actually its not. It's pretty simple. "LAS" did an amateur nude shoot (her first) with a GWC (guy with camera) in the guy's motel room and (understandably) this freaked her b/f out. Add to the mix that she is a very young and naive 18 year old. AND we were talking on the phone everyday. AND she was telling me all about her problems with b/f; that she wasn't happy, but still wanted to try to make it work, she didn't want to live with him anymore, she didn't know what to do, etc., etc.. AND she was asking me for, and taking, my advice about these problems. AND, this is the biggie... we were deffo falling for each other. Back to the naive (uh... I mean "honest") part, she told her b/f everything about our conversations. AND to top it off, her personal modeling websites have not been updated in a long time... So, add all of this up and I'm pretty sure that her b/f put his foot down, told her to stop modeling, told her to cut off all contact with me, and sadly... she did.

"MFA" - I have not heard from her since I helped her Photoshop some pics for her agent. Hmmm... Don't know what to think about that... Do I feel used?

And finally...

"X" - I've written about "X" many times, but I've never designated a call letter to her. "X" is my "ex". My ex-wife. My best friend. My soul mate. Now instead of saying my "ex" all the time, I'll just call her "X". In case you haven't been paying attention, "X" and I broke up 7 years ago (yikes), but have remained friends - best friends. No we don't have sex anymore... But dang, when we were together it was the best damn sex - Mmmm... But I digress... "X" and I see each other every day, plus talk on the phone 3, 4 or 5 times a day. We also go to the movies together, watch TV, go out to eat and even take trips together. Yes, we deffo have an obsession with each other - LOL. But it's just as friends. We know each other better than anyone else does or ever will. We have no secrets. We have no lies. We know each other's thoughts. We tell each other everything. We have been best friends, and will be best friends, forever; it's a simple and plain truth that we both know and lovingly accept. OMG, then why aren't we b/f & g/f? Well, that is deffo a good question and it's a question that our friends, family and the people that each of us are dating keep asking, but it is also a question that I'm not going to answer. Some things are just too personal and need to be kept that way.
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Trip to Texas - Met JD - Part 2

Click here to read part 1

A couple of weeks ago, I woke up and decided to drive to Texas to see JD. And just like that, I packed my bags, got in the car and headed East. 20 hours later I pulled into PoDunk, and got a motel. Of course I did not stay at the same place JD worked at. Duh, I'm not an idiot. Well, I'm sure that you can argue that fact, but let's not.

Within hours of my arrival, JD was laying on my motel bed. My, how things have changed over the summer. We talked and talked and kissed and kissed and before we knew it, she was partially nude and I was giving her a full body, non-sexual (well, slightly sexual) massage. But that is as far as it went (the first day anyway). As I previously mentioned, JD is a very traditional Mexican girl and, even though one side of me so wanted to do her, my other, rational, grown-up, side of me said that it was not the right thing, nor was it the right time to do anything. Dang, sometimes I so hate that side of me.

Over the next few days we went out to eat, saw movies, laughed, talked and always ended up in my bed at the motel; kissing, massaging and caressing each other. We took it very slow, but each day we went a little further and further and... Finally, even though we both really wanted to, we decided not to make love. More on my part than hers... ARG!!! And as I sit here and write this, I am so kicking myself for not fucking her - she certainly has a hot little bod - Mmmm. But, at the time (and, even now) it so was not the right thing to do. Dang, I guess that I really am growing up. I drove all the way to Texas to see her and have sex with her, but when the moment came, sex just wasn't the right thing to do.

During our talks I found out that she had only been with one other guy in her life (I told you, she's very traditional) and she really is looking for her second man - not only for sex, but for a lot more; commitment, love, kids, husband. KIDS? HUSBAND? Whoa! Hello! What a wake up call for me. That's moving a little too fast. She's looking for something that I don't think I can give her and I certainly don't just want to just fuck her and leave her feeling like she's been used. I do like her and I really wouldn't want to hurt her by not being everything that she wants. Plus I am so not looking to have kids or be a husband - well, not yet anyway.

But, don't I always complain that I want a girlfriend? Don't I always complain about being horny? Don't I always complain about not having a relationship? Don't I always complain about being lonely? What is my problem? - Jump on it! But I can't. It's just not right and besides, I don't just want sex... Well, actually I do... But, I also have morals and feelings and...

Yeah, I know... most guys would have just fucked her and moved on... But I'm not like that. Dang! I don't know what I want. This is so frustrating! Here is a girl that wants to give herself to me, a girl that is telling me that she wants to be with me, share her life with me, hold me, kiss me, touch me, wants to have sex with me, wants... me... Wow...

Heavy sigh...

But dang... there are a lot of differences between us. Major differences. Not only traditional and cultural and language, but... Well... I guess the thing that really bothers me is that she doesn't like the fact that I'm a photographer and I work with beautiful nude women on almost a daily basis. She's a very honest person and told me she was jealous of that. Hmmm... Photography is more than my career, it is my heart, my passion, my life. It's who I am. It's... me... And I can not be with someone that is jealous or does not understand my art and what it means to me. I like JD (a lot), but this is a major (MAJOR) issue for me. I need somebody in my life that not only accepts and understands my art, but also somebody that supports and wants to be a part of it. Not someone that is jealous because I work with pretty models. Dang, I never mentioned the fact to JD that I also work as a photographer and webmaster in the adult industry. My bad. But it's not something that I usually tell people that I just met. Actually, some of my friends that I've had for years don't even know that I do adult stuff. So, I'm certainly not going to tell a girl that I just met that that's what I do. Wow, if she's jealous of just my art photography, I wonder how she would feel about the adult part of my biz? Rhetorical question.

So over the next few days we did more and more of the same and it was really nice to spend the time with her and to actually feel wanted. We came really close to having sex, but we never did and I think that we are both okay with that. And in not having sex right away, I think that we became closer and got to actually know each other a lot better. OMG! I so sound like my parents. How scary is that? - LOL.

What's the rest of the story? I don't know. After spending days with JD, I had to get back to LA, get back to my biz and get back to my life as a pornographer / photographer. We've talked everyday since I've been back and we deffo miss and really like each other, but...

Only time will tell.
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Monday, October 10, 2005

Trip to Texas - Met JD - Part 1

Some of you may be wondering where I was for the past two weeks. At least for my ego's sake I hope that you've been wondering where I've been. Ok, since you asked... I'll tell you...

Wait, let's back-story for a bit...

At the beginning of this past summer I took an extended vacation and drove across the country. Yup, all the way across and back. I put 9000 miles on my car - Yikes! But, it was great. I got to see a lot of friends, family, met a lot of new people and most importantly I got to see a lot more of this great country; close up and personal... but that's a another story.

While I was in PoDunk, Texas, staying at a roadside motel for a couple of days, I met JD, a very cute, very traditional, little Mexican girl (over 18). Actually she's in her early 30's, but she deffo looks mid 20's. She's petite, probably all of 5' tall, 105 lbs. She has a wonderful smile, beautiful dark eyes, short black hair, nice body with a flat stomach and firm 34 full "B" or small "C" boobs. But the most important thing about her was that she liked me.

I got up early one morning, went to the cheap, stale donut, watery orange juice, bad coffee "continental" breakfast and there she was, sitting at one of the tables. I got my grub, sat down across for her, gave her by best early morning smile and said "hello". She casually replied and continued eating without showing much interest in me. I tried making a little small-talk before I realized that she did not speak English very well. Of course I continued laying on the charm and before too long she was smiling and we were having a fun, broken-English conversation. After a while, she looked at her watch and said that she had to go to work. Yup, she was a maid at the motel. And she's the one that had been cleaning my room - Dang, what a weird feeling that was. Good thing I'm a neat freak or else she might have been seeing my dirty skivvies laying on the motel room floor. She left, I finished my chow (or at least tried to - it was bad), and right then and there I decided to stay for a few more days. I'm such a sucker for a little bit of attention.

The next morning, we again met for breakfast and had a nice conversation. Physically she is so not my type - she's not in her early 20's, she doesn't have long hair, she's not a model and she's not Asian, but there was deffo something about her I really liked. Maybe it was the fact that she seemed to have a genuine interest in me. Am I that desperate? Well, yes, I am. But that's all besides the point. We really seemed to hit it off and that's all that mattered. We talked for too long, she was late for work and had to leave me to finish my breakfast by myself. I did, went to my room and got ready to leave for the day (to visit some other friends).

Before I left I decided that I was going to ask her out. I'm a chicken and afraid of rejection, so this was a big step for me. She was working on the other side of the motel so I got in my car and slowly drove down the side of the building looking to see which room the maid's carts was next too. I saw her cart and stopped about 50 feet beyond it. Of course I chickened out and just sat in my car trying to get up the nerve to go ask her out. After sitting there for a couple of minutes, there was a tap on the driver's side window. I turned and it was JD. My heart jumped. I rolled down the window and, without even realizing what I was saying, I immediately asked her out. And to my surprise, she immediately said "yes". Wow, that was easy. Deffo a huge boost for my ego.

Wow, this back-story is getting long...

That evening we met at a local restaurant, had dinner and then just sat and talked. It was nice. We then went to my car and sat and talked and listened to music for the next hour or so. Of course, being a horny guy, I asked her back to my room - you know... just to watch TV... hehehe. She politely said "no". She couldn't do that because that's where she worked and she didn't want to get fired. AND besides, she's a nice girl and didn't do those types of things - especially with someone she just met.. I completely understood and it took a lot of pressure off of me. I am so bad at this dating, getting laid thing. We finally said our goodnights, gave each other a few little chicken-peck kisses and...

... the next morning we again met for breakfast at the motel. Both of us were smiling. You know that smile you get when you really like someone? Well, that is the smile we both were wearing. We ate breakfast, talked, and I asked her out again. And she again said "yes". We were deffo falling for each other.

That night we again went out to eat, then to a movie and then again, we sat in my car and talked. We also kissed and caressed. It was so High School - LOL. But, it was nice. OMG, it was so nice to actually have a girl interested in me. Well... one that I wasn't paying - LOL. Just kidding. I told her that I had to leave in the morning to get back to Cali. She so did not want me to go. But I'd been gone for almost 6 weeks, was running out of money and really needed to get back to work, and to my life (as a lonely pornographer). Sadly, we said goodnight, kissed and went our separate ways.

The next morning, I missed her at breakfast (like an idiot, I got up late). I packed my bags, then drove to her side of the building. She saw my car and immediately came over to me. We talked, kissed, said our good-byes and I drove back to California with a hot little Mexican babe on my mind.

For the rest of the summer we talked on the phone every couple of days and these conversations turned into love - well if not love, then deffo - heavy like. We really missed and wanted to see each other. I offered to fly her out here to see me many times, but like me, she is scared to fly. So finally, a couple of weeks ago, I decided it was time to take another road trip and drive to Texas to see her.

And I did... 

And that brings us up to date... Dang, that back-story was long. So long in fact that now I don't have time to finish the story. I have a model that is supposed to be here for an interview in about 3 minutes, so I will continue with the story tomorrow.

Click here to return to part 2
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Three Jokes

1. A blonde was walking on one side of the river and a brunette on the other. The brunette yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The blonde hesitates, looks back and replies, "You ARE on the other side!"

2. A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."  "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

3. A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. "
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."
"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was..... God, I miss him!"
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!"
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Sunday, October 9, 2005

Blogger Babe - Paris Waters

Paris Waters is an extremely hot, sexy and very cute 22 year old, 5’1, 107 lb, Latina Spinner. She has long (middle of her back) silky, brown hair, beautiful brown eyes, an innocent smile, perfect & pouty blow-job lips, a great “cum fuck me” doggy-style arch, nice full butt, flat stomach, a beautiful hour glass figure - 36B-24-36, nice tits with big round tan nipples and a really nice pussy with a neatly trimmed landing strip of silky-soft dark brown hair (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

Well you may be saying to yourself that Paris Waters looks and sounds really familiar. Well… if you are, then you're right.  Paris Waters used to be known as Glynda. And Glynda is a Blogger Babe that I, not only shot, but fell completely head-over-heels for a couple of years ago. Click here to read all about it.

Anyway, I saw her pic in an agent's book (again) and knew immediately that I (again) wanted to work with her and (again) fall in love with her. Actually, I never stopped carrying a torch for her but that's besides the point. She is now three (3) years older, her braces are off, she's lost some of her cute baby-fat and she has definitely grown up – Wow. This girl should so be doing mainstream modeling. I called the agent and asked him to have her call me. A few weeks went by and she never called. I called the agent again, he put me on hold and called her. A moment later he came back to the phone saying that the money I was offering was not enough – after all, she is a Porn Star now (how sad). I really don't think the money was an issue, I do think that because of everything that happened the last time between us that she just didn't want to work with me and / or bring up old feelings again. Understandable.
 

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After another week or two, I called her agent to book another model and he, apparently forgetting that Paris already turned me down, tells me that shes in the office (my heart raced) and asks if I'm still interested in booking her. Well, duh! Of course I say “Of Course!” And before I can get the words out of my mouth he says “Kewl, I'll put her on with you and you can work out the details.” My mouth went dry and my mind went blank as she got on the phone and said “Hello”. She didn't know who she was talking to until I said “Hello” and greeted her by her real name. I think that I am the only person that uses her real name and instantly she knew who she was talking to - or not talking to as the case may be - since the phone went silent. I thought she had hung up. I gave it a beat... then just started talking with her like I would with any new model. After a moment, the ice was broken, she opened up and, even though she was on the agent's phone, we talked for about 30 minutes. All our (my) old feelings came rushing to the surface as we talked and laughed about everything. But of course we also discussed biz and we set up a shoot for the following day.
 

The next day she showed up for the shoot – and was even on time. We hugged (a nice long “I miss & love you” hug), then sat down and talked for the next hour or so – catching up on each other's lives for the past few years. Even though we had both grown (up) and things had changed in our lives, there was still a connection between us (more on my side than hers though). She had stopped doing porn, finished school, then, same old story, she needed money and got back into it to pay her bills, then stopped and then did it again and then stopped and blah blah blah – the cycle continues. So here she was sitting in front of me and we were about to do another adult shoot. My heart was aching... and breaking. I so like this girl. And I again reiterated to her that she should not be doing porn – only mainstream modeling and that I would even do everything I could to help her build her portfolio, get a mainstream agent, etc., etc., etc.. She said that she appreciated it and that someday that is what she really wanted to do. But now, even though she hated doing it, porn is what she needed to do. Who am I to argue the point? I said all I could say regarding the matter... Big sigh...
 

It was finally time to check ID's, fill out the paperwork and get to work. As always, she was a pleasure to work with. And this time, she was not an amateur. She definitely knew how to pose and how to work the camera (and, of course, the photographer). She went from one pose to the next, one setting to the next and one attitude to the next with hardly a word from me. Yes, she definitely grew up, but it was also sad that she was so good at this type of work.
 

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Anyway, In about 3 hours of shooting we did nine (9) different setups including; sexy lingerie with balloons, a naughty cheerleader, nurse scrubs, a soccer player, a voyeur scene (with dildo), skate punk, a couple hot bondage scenes (with all the goodies supplied by Eros Boutique), and then of course my very favorite thing to shoot – a sleeping girl scene. Yes, even though this is my favorite thing to shoot and even though she is a hot babe and was totally into me touching her during the scene, the sleeping girl scene was very hard (no pun intended) for me to do. I just like her way too much. How sad for me.
 

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We finished up the shoot and then (again) ended up in my bed. We gave each other non-sexual massages, kissed a few times and then she was out the door with her pay and my heart (once again) in her purse.

Over the next few weeks we actually talked a few times (on the phone) and set up a few dates for us to get together and just hang out. Of course it never happened. The weeks went by and one day Paris called, said that she got scouted by a legit agent, was now out of porn (for good) and wanted me to do some fashion pics of her and help her build her mainstream portfolio. Woo-Hoo! I was so delighted and happy for her. We set a date to get together to discuss our upcoming shoot and… she never showed. I've called her a couple of times since then and she has never returned the calls. Last I heard, she's still doing hardcore adult videos. How sad for her.
 

Anyway, now that I've completely depressed myself, if you want to see more or Paris Waters as Paris Waters, check out; "Porn Jester's Latina Girls," "Triple X Cams" and "Somnophilia.com - Sex with Sleeping Girls".

Or if you want to see Paris Waters as Glynda, check out "Hidden Shower Cams," "Mixed Chicks," "Teens in Lingerie," "Vittoria's Lingerie," "Nude Amateur Women," "Victory Girls - Nude Women of the World," "China Dolls," "Prep School Sluts," "Nude Latina Teens," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Sex Safari," "Innocence Lost," and "Mega-Voyeur."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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