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Same as the last photo I posted, I believe that this photo was also done sometime in the 1920's. I have to start off with saying that I absolutely love this pic. Every aspect of it. Except for the fact that I did not take it, it is a perfect photograph. The composition of the photo is great, the depth of field, with the feathers in the foreground being out of focus, works well by pushing your eye up to the model, the soft focus on the model adds to the contemplative mood of the photo, the texture of all the material, including what the model is wearing, works wonderful, the lighting is perfect with using just enough shadows to add contrast, depth and a little mystery, not to mention the little sparkle in the model's eye - very well done! Plus the model's pose, with just her one breast and part of her stomach showing, is very sexy and thought provoking. What is she thinking? Did she just get laid? Is she waiting for her lover?

Ok, let's talk about the model. She's a total babe. She has nice smooth skin, high cheek-balls, a beautiful face, flat stomach and really nice tiny breasts with perfectly round nipples. - Yummy... I would so do her...

This pictures works for me in every aspect. Mmmm... Antique erotica...
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Friday, September 30, 2005 Sci-Fi Friday - Erotic Science Fiction - Grandma's House Grandma's House     Sheriff John Caddy drove slowly by the Henderson house. His eyes took in every detail, from the black metal gates to the gabled ends and Spanish tiled roof. The gate was bordered by huge stone abutments, which narrowed down to normal metal slats and posts made in the shape of spears. It was a typical Victorian era house, and he wanted it. He had almost married into the Henderson family before Lorie and the rest of her family died in a tragic car accident. Nobody approached the property, they feared the old lady. But he wanted it. As he pulled out of sight a wretched looking waif stumbled out of the bushes near the gate and watched him drive off.      Robin stopped by the huge metal gate and huddled against the cold winter wind. The wind buffeted her frail frame, she cried softly to herself, feeling the cold to the very center of her body. She looked inside the gate with watering eyes. The old stone house looked colder than the chill winter winds outside. It looked old and dead. It was a shame, a house should never die, there were too many people who needed a house, especially Robin. Robin knew deep down inside that this would be her last day on earth, if she didn't find shelter quickly. The closest shelter was the old house on the other side of the gate. Was it locked?      The gate clanged twice in the wind, then opened slightly with a screech. Robin looked inside again, wondering if the house was really abandoned. Driven by the cold she hurried through the gate and ran stumbling up the front steps. She peeked through the window but saw nothing, no light and no movement. Robin moaned, hugging herself as tears streamed down her face. She hated to break into the house, she was not thief. But she needed shelter fast. She looked inside once more and screamed when she saw the face of a woman looking back at her. The woman opened the door and stood looking down at Robin.      "Don't just stand there freezing, come in," the woman said. Robin hurried inside and sank shivering on the floor just inside the door. The woman pulled a knitted blanket from the back of a couch and threw it around her shoulders. Robin cried and shivered while the old woman hurried out of the room. She finally returned and helped Robin to her feet.      "How long have you been out in that weather?" the woman asked in concern.      "E... eight months."      "Oh my. You have nowhere to go?" the woman asked, leading Robin into the bathroom. The tub was half full of steaming water. Robin shook her head as the woman's hands began stripping her. Robin resisted at first, but the water looked so inviting that she finally helped the woman strip off her several layers of filthy clothing. Finally she stood naked and dirty over the steaming tub of water. The woman turned and grabbed soap and shampoo. By the time she turned back, Robin was sitting in the tub. She was still chilled on the inside, but the warmth felt so heavenly on the outside. She lay sobbing as the warmth enveloped her.      Even dirty as Robin was, the old woman noticed that she would clean up very pretty with a nice figure. The ripples in the water did nothing to hide the slender thighs and light brown patch of hair between the girl's legs. Her tits sagged ever so slightly, not nearly as much as Laura's. The stink of the now dirty water became revolting. Laura was sure she could see crawly things in the water, floating to the top.      "Soap up real good, then drain the water and take a shower," the woman said, "Use shampoo and soak your head first, it's the best way to delouse yourself. The shower is the only way you'll ever get that body clean, but the tub will soften up the dirt and warm your body. I'm going to burn these and get you something to wear," the woman said, picking up Robin's old clothes and stashing them in a trash bag.      "My name is Laura," the woman said on the way out.      "What could possibly possess you to leave home?" Laura asked as Robin ate ravenously.      "My mother and I were always fighting," Robin said between bites. "I finally left, I couldn't take it any more."      "Is this better?" Laura pointed outside.      "No it's not," Robin said thoughtfully. "I left in the summer when it wasn't too bad. She was always getting on me for being fat," Robin laughed, shaking the lose clothing on her slender body. "Months of walking with little to eat make a great diet plan."      "Will she take you back?"      "I don't know. I have been wondering about that since it started getting cold. Finally I just wished I could die, I didn't care any more. But every time I got close my mind went crazy and I wanted to live again. This is the first good meal I've had since I let the last guy get into my pants. They don't even ask now, probably because I've been too dirty."      "I understand that," Laura said, wrinkling her nose. "You really stank."      "I know, I imagine that I can still smell it, even though I can't," Robin said as she chewed. "Laura, can I stay here tonight or do you want me to leave after I eat?"      "You can stay as long as you want," Laura said, placing a hand over Robin's. Robin smiled and placed her other hand over hers. It was the first time she stopped eating since she started.      "I'm sorry, this is the only bed in the house," Laura said, handing Robin a nightgown. "If it makes you feel uncomfortable, you can sleep on the couch, of course."      "No, this is fine," Robin said, stripping down to her newly acquired underwear and pulling on the nightgown. She smiled and twirled, sending the hem of the nightgown flying open. Robin didn't mind sleeping with Laura, in fact it was comforting to know the lady trusted her so much. Most people looked at her filth and decided she was a thief, whore, or drug addict at first glance. Besides, the couch was only four feet long. Robin plopped down on the left side of the bed. She looked up in amazement and stared at Laura.      "Oh wow, it's so soft," she bounced on the bed experimentally.      "It's a feather bed, my husband Ben made it especially for me before... Well they just aren't made any more, but I really can't sleep without it. I'm glad you like it."      "Your whole house is nice. It even smells nice like a grandma's house."      "It's a combination of old things, old magazines, furniture, thirty years of cooking, and smoke, I'm afraid. Ben liked his cigars."      "How long has been Ben gone?" Robin asked kindly.      "Wow, let me think. About a year, I guess," Laura said with a frown. She laid with a far-away look in her eyes then smiled at Robin, kissed her on the cheek, and turned out the light. Robin was still smiling as she dropped off to sleep.      Robin opened her eyes and stared at the ceiling. For a moment she believed that she had been magically transported back home, but then the flowered wallpaper and the warm body beside her reminded her of her true location.      "Why Ben? Please, just for a bit," Laura moaned in her sleep. Robin turned so she could face the old woman. She had never heard anybody talking in their sleep before, it was kind of like spying.      "Touch me down here, Ben," Laura moaned. Robin's eyes widened when she realized what Laura was talking about. She didn't even know that old women had sex. She thought people stopped when they reached 40. The thought intrigued her. Did old people have sex like young people did? If so, why didn't she know it?      "Please, Ben, just a little," Laura pleaded. Robin was getting horny, but more importantly she was feeling sorry for Laura. Then an idea struck her, one so revolting that it was kind of kinky. Could she pretend to be Ben and make Laura happy? She owed Larua her life, besides she liked the old lady a lot. Robin slid down the bed until she reached Laura's knees. With a gentle hand she reached out and touched Laura's knee, rubbing it softly.      "Oh yes, Ben," Laura whispered in rapture. This encouraged Robin, she would go all the way. It was the least she could do. She continued rubbing Laura's knee then slowly slid her hand higher and higher, sliding up the nightgown beneath the sheet as she went. Before long Laura's pale white thigh showed even under the dim light beneath the sheet.      Robin moved closer to Laura's thigh and gently spread her legs, which had been clamped tightly shut. With the skill of a pickpocket she slid the nightgown up the far leg and looked down at the dimly lit white cotton panties. Robin didn't know what she expected, but the panties were very normal, not old fashioned. With the gentlest of touches she placed her thumb on Laura's mound and began massaging gently, while listening to a change in Laura's breathing.      So far it was working. Robin began stroking Laura's pussy with faster and faster strokes of her thumb, more sure of herself now that Laura continued to sleep and dream. Laura raise her left leg slightly, then opened her legs more, gently pushing the heel of her foot back and forth across the sheet.      Robin leaned over Laura's right leg, rested her elbow between Laura's knees, and pulling the crotch of the panties away, she slide the index finger of her right hand inside Laura's pussy, while continuing to rub her clit with her thumb.      Laura moaned and arched her back. Robin smiled to herself as she continued to rub furiously, while her index finger curled and uncurled inside of Laura's pussy.      "That's so good, Ben," Laura gasped. "So good," she repeated in a gentle voice.      Robin's hand was hurting in the position it was in, so she slid her middle finger inside Laura as well. It made it easier for her cramped hand, Laura gasped and gently rocked her pussy against Robin's hand. Then, in a restrained gasp, Laura began to cum. She hissed as she breathed, humping Robin's hand furiously until her orgasm lessened and finally quit.      Robin gently pulled her fingers out of Laura's pussy, kissed her bare thigh, and put her clothing back into place. Robin returned to her place on the pillow, reached down and wiped her fingers on a sock, then snuggled into the pillow to sleep.      "Thank you Robin," Laura said with a smile in her voice.      Robin smiled to herself and nodded. "You're welcome, Laura."      Morning dawned bright and shiny. Robin followed the sounds of movement to the kitchen. Laura smiled and wave her to the plastic and metal table in the corner. Robin loved it, it was so 70's.      "Orange juice, bacon, and eggs," Laura said cheerfully. "How does that sound?"      "Like heaven. I don't think there will ever be a day when I don't enjoy food. I used to be fat, did I tell you that?"      "Yes, you did. Although it's hard to see now. This is the last of the groceries, by the way. If you want, you can go shopping later for us. I never leave the house any more."      Laura brought over the two plates and kissed Robin on the cheek as she sat them on the table.      "As you know, I'm broke," Robin said, wolfing down her food.      "I'm not, I have a fortune. I will show you a little secret later and you will never be broke again, child, I promise you."      "Why, do you own a bank?" Robin asked, then put a huge forkful of eggs in her mouth.      "Yes," Laura smiled and began taking dainty bites of her food. Robin stopped, frowned, shook her head, then continued eating. When they finished Laura sat the plates in the sink and motioned Robin forward. They went into the study, approached a bare wall near the bookcase, and Laura stood looking at Robin expectantly.      "It's a wall," Robin finally said.      "Look closer."      Robin did, and still saw only a wall. Laura pointed at a minuscule crack in the wall and pressed the wall next to the crack. With a click the wall sprang open. The wall contained a thin metal cabinet filled with bundles of paper. Laura took out a bundle of paper and handed it to Robin. Robin found a rubber band holding the paper together. She slid off the rubber band, unwrapped the paper and found a huge bundle of money inside. She found clean and dirty bills, all in tens and twenties. Her eyes bugged out when she looked at the wall and tried to estimate it's worth.      "There must be millions here!" Robin gasped.      "Probably," Laura said with a smile. "I've never counted but there is probably 30 thousand dollars right there in your hands. We have collected over 100 bundles over the years. Ben and I never trusted the banks after the depression, so Ben built this cabinet and we have been filling it up with our unused money ever since. This wall is mouse proof and the old wood in the house makes it dry. Help yourself, girl it's yours. So is the house, I sighed it over to you when I woke up. The deed is on the kitchen counter."      Robin gaped, trying to comprehend the new world, and her place in it.      "The property line goes back about three miles behind the house," Laura pointed toward the area opposite the road, "and it runs about three miles in each direction," she pointed up and down the road.      "Bu... but what about you?" Robin stammered.      "I'll stick around for a while, if you don't mind. Mostly I'll be tending to Ben. Uh oh, it's time for me to run. You get your groceries and a little for me. And don't let Junior bother you, tell him he has no claim here and Lorie didn't like him all that much anyway. Take the deed with you, he'll want to see it. Oh, I dated it for a year ago so nobody will ask questions. Tell them we met in... Panama City, Florida, it was one of our favorite places, we vacationed there often.      Robin nodded wordlessly. Laura handed her the deed and an old but expensive wind breaker and gave her a push toward the door.      "Remember what I told you about Junior," Laura said as she pushed Robin out the door.      Sheriff Caddy slowed near the gate to the Henderson place, then turned on the lights and sped forward. Robin was just closing the gate when he screeched to a halt.      "You! What the hell are you doing in there?" the sheriff demanded.      "I own it," Robin said, lifting her chin.      "The hell you do."      "Whatever," Robin said, walking off down the road.      "Stop right where you are," Sheriff Caddy screamed.      "Hey, fuck you," she said, continuing to walk.      "I mean it, young lady."      "So do I. Now leave me alone. What are you, some kind of pervert?"      "Do you have proof of ownership?"      "Of course I do. Laura just... she signed it a year ago in Panama City. What's it to you?"      "I sort of... well I used to know a girl."      "Are you Junior?" Robin finally asked in dawning comprehension.      "Yeah, they call me that. Why?"      "Laura had a message for you. She said to leave me alone, Lorie didn't like you all that much anyway. She said you have no claim here, and to show you this," Robin fished the deed out of her pocket and handed it to the Sheriff. He read it, frowned at Robin, then looked it over again. It looked like the old woman's signature. He finally handed it back.      "I still miss them, you know. Laura used to treat me like her own son."      "Why doesn't she now?"      "Well hell, she's been dead for over a year. Her, her husband Ben, and her daughter Lorie died in a car accident. It was horrible. It happened down in Panama City, probably just after she signed that," the sheriff nodded at the deed.      "Anyway, welcome to the community. Can I give you a lift?"      "No... no thanks," Robin turned toward the house. "I have to check on something first. I'll see you later," Robin waved over her shoulder. Sheriff Caddy watched the shapely young girl hurry up the stairs to the empty old house and shook his head, wishing he was 20 years younger. Robin hurried into the house and looked around. The floor was covered with dust. Only her own footprints showed on the dust covered floor which had been spotlessly clean moments before. Shaking with nervousness she crept to the wall and pressed the area indicated by Laura. The money was still there. The kitchen showed one clean dish which had been used recently, and nothing else. "Thanks Laura," Robin said with a shiver. She glanced around once more before she went back outside. She would need food and lots of cleaning supplies. The house deserved to be spotlessly clean. While she was at it she could buy some transportation. Maybe a nice convertible, maybe. THE END  . .

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

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Monday, September 26, 2005

Monday Again?

Good Morning. I think? Dang, I so, again, could not sleep last night. This is getting to be quite a habit of not being able to fall asleep until 2, 3 or even 4 or 5 in the morning. Once I do fall asleep, I sleep like a rock - sometimes... Sometimes I just toss and turn and never really get to sleep. Anyway, then I have a very hard time getting up and have no energy for the most of the day. And since I slept late, I have a hard time getting to sleep at night... And the cycle repeats - Arg!

Oh well, enough about my sleep problems.

I've talked with "AA" every day in the past few days - sometimes even a few times a day. She gives great conversation. We laugh a lot and really enjoy talking with each other. And of course we talk about all kinds of things. She even mentions some guy that she is dating. Now she says "dating", she does not say boyfriend / girlfriend, so I dunno what the scoop is there. But she really does not talk too much about their relationship, so I'm kinda in the dark as to that. Hmmm... Every day for the past three days she said that she wanted to come over and hang out with me. A little weird, because she would call and ask if she could come over and hang, just to watch TV, maybe some dinner, talk, etc.. Of course I said "yes" every time. I really don't think "AA" is a flake, well any more of a flake than most models, but every time she was on the way, she would call within 20 minutes and something would come up and she could not make it. Now the thing is... that these were all valid, believable excuses. So I dunno, I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt here and hoping that she is not just being a freak.

"CC" also called me yesterday; just wanting to check in, talk, tell me all about what is going on in her life, ask if I had heard from "JJ" and then gossip about her. It was nice to talk with her, but it was mostly a typical "CC" conversation; all about her, her b/f, her life. It kinda made me wonder why she called. She is coming back to LA soon... Probably needs a place to stay.

I still have not heard back from "LAS". I am really starting to wonder what is up with her. We were having great conversations, talking almost every day, becoming friends and then... nothing! I've left her a couple of messages, but I have not talked with her since she met that "GWC" (guy with camera) in the middle of the night at a motel to do a photo shoot. I know she's ok, because she called me after the shoot to tell me about it, but since then - silence. Maybe her b/f finally put his foot down and won't let her call me. Maybe she's upset with me because, as a concerned friend, I bitched at her about meeting a "GWC" that she didn't know, at a motel, in  the middle of the night to do a photo shoot. Maybe... Oh, I dunno... I'm just speculating. But it really bothers me that somebody that I was starting to get really close too and become friends with just ceases to exist. Kinda leaves me more empty than I'm already feeling... Dang, is that a downer or what?

Oh well, half the day's already gone and I still need to take a shower, drink some coffee and get to work.
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2. The church service was under way and they passed the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stopped the service and announced "Who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up". A gay man stood up and said "I did". The preacher told him "Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns." Excitedly, the gay guy said, "Well I'll take him and him and him.

3. In Jerusalem, an American female journalist heard about an old rabbi who visited the Wailing Wall to pray -- twice a day, everyday -- for a long, long time. In an effort to check out the story, she goes to the holy site and there he is! She watches the bearded old man at prayer and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview. "I'm Elizabeth Smith from CNN, Sir. Just how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?" "For about 50 years," he informs her. "50 years! That's amazing! Exactly what do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Jews and the Arabs.  I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship." "And how do you feel, Sir, after doing this for 50 years? "Like I'm talking to a fucking wall..."
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Sunday, September 25, 2005

Blogger Babe - Destiny DeVille

Destiny DeVille is an exotic 19 year old, 5’4, 115 lb, Indian Hottie - not American Indian but Asian Indian – except she's not from India, she's from England. She has really shiny & straight, thick, shoulder-length, dark brown hair, gorgeous, deep, dark & sultry brown eyes, beautiful, smooth, dark brown skin, nice lips, a tattoo on her arm, a pierced belly-button, small, slightly droopy 34B boobs with big brown nipples, a very nice figure with a 24 inch waist & 34 inch hips, a nicely shaped butt, a great “face down, ass up is how we like to fuck” doggy-style arch and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I saw Destiny's photo in an agent's book and immediately knew that I wanted to hire her for a shoot. And of course when I say that, it goes without saying that I also wanted to meet, fuck, fall madly in love and raise beautiful mulatto babies with her. Oh my… I can't believe those words just went from my brain to the keyboard. Ok, I have to be honest here. I really did not want to raise babies nor fall madly in love with her. I do believe in “love” at first sight… or should I say I believe in “lust” at first sight? Hmmm… I guess that it's pretty much the same thing.

Anyway, Destiny looked like a total babe and yeah, I certainly wouldn't have minded a little horizontal dance with her, but there was just something about her photo, something in my gut, something… well, something saying to me that there was no love (“lust”, yes, of course – definitely that), but no “love” at first sight. But who gives a shit? She's a babe and I deffo want to shoot her.
 

I asked the agent to have her give me a call and he informed me that she was in high demand and was only in town for a short time and that her schedule was pretty full and she only had “such & such” a time available and… Lots of  “ands” in that run-on sentence huh?... He told me that she only had one time slot left and before he could finish his statement I booked her for the shoot. I had not even talked with this Indian Goddess yet and already I had a “set in stone” time for us to do a shoot. Very unusual for me to do that. The agent then told me that she did not have a car and that I would have to arrange transportation for her to get to and from the shoot. In other words I had to pick her up and drop her off. Again, not something I usually do… Hmmm… Let's see… I booked her without speaking with her. I have to pick her up and drop her off. There is no love at first sight. Something doesn't quite add up in this equation. Oh well…

I got up the morning of the shoot, finished setting up my studio and just kind of futzed (spelling?) around nervously until I had to leave. Why was I nervous? I dunno. I certainly didn't have the feeling like I have in the past when I was excited about meeting, photographing and falling in love with a new model… Ya know, kind of like a kid on a first date. Nope, I did not have that feeling at all. So what was it? Maybe I was nervous because I didn't feel that way. Yeah, that has to be it. Usually when I hire a model over the phone, it's because I'm like a kid in a candy store and I have a great feeling about the model, about sex, about friendship, about love… Oh, and of course about getting some great photographs together. But I had none of these feelings for this model. Deffo a first. So, let's just chalk up my being nervous to… to, uh… being an idiot! Dang! The girl's a babe. We're gonna get some great pics. I don't have to be head-over-heels and/or in love/lust a model to have a great photo session. Arg! Ok… Relax… Breath deep… Let in out slow… What time is it? Shit! I'm gonna be late.

I drive to where she's staying. 20 minutes with no L.A. traffic – not too bad. I knock on the door. With bag in hand, Destiny opens the door and steps out – ready to go. Again, not too bad. I won't mention the fact that I was late so of course there was no reason why she shouldn't have been ready. But, she was ready none-the-less. Kudos to her. The first thing I noticed about her, beside the fact that she was a babe in a mini skirt with long, smooth brown legs, was that she had a thick English accent. A big smile went across my face. I'm such a sucker for an accent. Ok… I was now starting to think that maybe there was a little twinge of love/lust at first sight.
 

Like the gentleman I am, I open the car door for her, and, after making sure she's completely in, I close the door. Of course she doesn't return the favor by leaning over an unlocking my door. I hate when girls won't do that. It's polite, not too mention – simple, to just lean over and unlock my door. How hard is that? Arg!...

Anyway, back to Destiny. I unlock my door; get in the car and the first thing I notice is that my car smells. Oh my God! Destiny actually lit and was smoking a cigarette in my car! No, no, no, no! I don't smoke and I don't allow people to smoke in my car, in my house, in my studio or anywhere else in close proximity to me. What a vile habit. I politely ask her to put it out and she, in her, now, “not-so-beautiful” English accent asks me if I'm joking. I shake my head “no.” She steps out of the car, leans against it, takes a few more drags (with attitude) and then puts the cigarette out – saving the remainder of it for later. Not off to a good start. That slight twinge of love/lust that I mentioned earlier – gone!

The ride to my studio was not too bad. She seemed like a nice girl and the ice started to melt as we talked – mostly about her. She was in the country for two weeks. She came here to make a bunch of money “modeling,” then back to England and then a trip to see her boyfriend in Germany. Boyfriend? Dang! I never get a break! I then learned that she was “dating” the photographer she worked with the other day. Ok, let me get this straight… She has a b/f in Germany, she's fucking… uh, I mean “dating” this other photographer, she does porn, and… Hey! There's hope for me yet! Oh, did I mention that little twinge was starting to come back? Wait a minute. She does porn. I wouldn't “date” her anyway! I do have my standards! Yeah I know that's hypocritical, but… So?
 

While she talked in her, now, “sexy-again” accent, I came to the realization that; 1. I'm going back and forth like a ping-pong ball – twinge / no twinge / twinge / no twinge. 2. She has great legs. 3. I wasn't nervous anymore. 4. She's a fucking babe. 5. She's a fucking Indian babe. 6. She's a fucking Indian babe with beautiful brown skin that is going to be spread wide for me in about 20 minutes. 7. Twinge! Twinge! Twinge!

We arrive at the studio, check & copy ID's, fill out paperwork, look at costumes and discuss the shoot. After about a half hour of this and after about a half hour of noticing that I am laying on the flirt a little heavy and getting nothing in return (no twinge)… we begin the shoot…

Wait a moment… Before I get into the shoot, I have to let you know… there was no connection between us what-so-ever. I could not figure it out. She was a nice girl and everything, but there was no common ground between us at all. She did open up a little, but mostly she talked about this other photographer that she was “dating” and how much she liked him, etc., etc., etc.. Ok, I'm not going to have a connection with every model I shoot. I accept that. But, I constantly hear about all these other photographers that have sex with their models all the time and it really just makes me wonder what they have that I don't… Probably herpes – LOL.
 

Back to the shoot… The first setup we did was Destiny in a cute Cheerleader uniform. She really did look cute and sexy (twinge) in the outfit. So much so, that I took a ton of non-adult pics of her just posing. We were having a good time and she had a great smile on her face. She really does have a nice smile. Ok, so enough of the cheesecake photos, it was time to get down to business and get naked. And as soon as she slowly started to get undressed her face became one expression. You know that expression that most models have when they are trying to be sexy – eyes sleepy, mouth slightly open. – Arg! And that was it! No matter what I tried she just had that one expression… Big sigh… But I'll deal with it. I'll shoot that one expression (no twinge) and then when we are just chatting I will take some candid shots of her beautiful smile. No problem, it all works out.

Ok, got to stop again… I'm being a little rough on Destiny and I really shouldn't be. She was ready when I picked her up, she had an absolutely professional attitude and except for only having one expression, she was great to work with. She hit her poses, she did what was asked and what was required of her and she did it all without complaint. I'm just ragging on her because she had absolutely no interest in me… Well, that and the fact that she smoked in my car – Arg!

Back to the shoot (again)… We finally got the Cheerleader outfit off and I noticed (again) how beautiful her dark brown skin was (twinge). Even though she had no interest in me, I so wanted to do her… As I mentioned earlier, she has the “typical”, completely shaved pussy. What a shame. I bet that when she lets it grow, her pubic hair is so dark, so soft and ever so silky. Mmmm. Even without the hair, she has a really nice, sweet pussy. Mmmm. Big Twinge!...
 

Ok, I'm finally getting into the spirit of the shoot, she is on the floor, spreading her legs, I zoom in close and… “Holy Moly! What the hell is wrong with your poonannie?” Did I say that out loud? Yes, I did because she answers. Apparently while sunbathing in the nude yesterday a Bee thought that she had a nice sweet pussy too, landed on it and stung her. – LOL. I mean it's not funny. I bet it hurt like hell, and apparently it did. She had an allergic reaction to the sting and ended up in the emergency room with her “delicate flower petals” swollen to about three times their normal size. Did I mention that I had absolutely no twinge at the moment? It was like a car wreck. I could not stop looking at it. Fascinating… She had almost canceled the shoot because of it, but the swelling had gone down tremendously since the Doctor gave her a shot… Plus she figured that I would not notice. Riiight. I'm a photographer. I notice everything. Anyway, it wasn't swollen that bad and the average person really would not notice, so we continued on with the shoot – sans extreme close-ups.

Over the next three hours, between cigarette breaks, we shot a lot of content. We did another Cheerleader outfit plus seven other set-ups including (but not limited to): a shower scene, naughty schoolgirl, a voyeur scene, lingerie with black gauntlets, black, thigh-high boots & a whip and a webcam scene.

Then of course we finished up the shoot with a sleeping girl scene. Mmmm… Of course that is always fun to shoot, but by this time I was resigned to the fact that, other than a professional working relationship, we had no connection between us. So shooting the sleeping girl scene was just by the book with no (I'm a guy fondling a hot exotic Indian Babe) twinge at all. But it's all good. I got a lot of useful material from the shoot.
 

Once we were done, I, for whatever reason, was still trying to get some kind of connection with her… So, I gave her a nice little (half hour) massage. But no matter how much I tried to get into it (I usually love giving massages), it was just mechanical and by the numbers. I mean she deffo enjoyed it – told me it was the best massage she'd ever gotten. But for me… nothing! Big sigh… Oh well…

I drove her back to where she was staying and… Oh… on the way, she was hungry so we had to stop for take-out and then, of course, we had to stop for cigarettes. Vile Habit! I finally dropped her off and that was that. I have not talked with her since the shoot and I really don't expect that I will.

Anyway, if you want to see more of Destiny DeVille, you can check her out at "Porn Jester's Asian Girls", "Teen Shower Cam", "Black Schoolgirls", "Triple X Cams", "Hidden Shower Cams" and "Somnophilia.com - Sex with Sleeping Girls".
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