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Saturday, September 24, 2005

I'd Hit It!

I'd Hit It!
 Mmmm...
Erika and Kandi Kane
Erika & Kandi Kane
I'd Hit It!
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Quote of the Week
 

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.

- CHICO MAROC

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Antique Erotica
 

Antique Erotica
Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I believe that this photo was done sometime in the 1920's. It looks like a production still from the movie studios. Actually the model looks very familiar as well. Dunno who she is though. I'm not a huge fan of this pic. The lighting is too flat. The background has no texture, is boring and, having the same tone as the rest of the image, makes everything just blend in. I'm pretty sure that's what the photographer intended, but it doesn't work for me. The little snippet of lace curtain in the upper left corner is supposed to add depth, texture etc.. But I just find it distracting. My eyes goes to it, but it doesn't lead to anywhere. The model's skirt has a nice texture, but it would have been better if it was a little more sheer. The model's pose says nothing to me, except "I'm posing for a photo and want to get it over with".

Ok, let's talk about the model. Yummy. She's hot. Smooth skin. Nice features. Pretty face. Tiny waist. And the most important thing... She has great tits! They look perfect. I would so do her.

This picture does not work for me, but the model is deffo a babe. Mmmm... Antique erotica...
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Friday, September 23, 2005

Sci-Fi Friday - Erotic Science Fiction - Gourmet Food

Sci-Fi Friday - Erotic Science FictionGourmet Food

    The sun shined down brightly on a beautiful green valley, an old volcanic crater, surrounded by wooded mountains. The majority of the valley was filled with a huge, deep mountain lake glittering in the sun. The lake reflected the surrounding mountains and a few white fluffy clouds. It's surface was marred only by the wake of a canoe paddling gently across it's calm waters, and the reflection of a great dark hulking saucer floating high above it. 
    The tiny village, made up of tepee's and wooden hogans, was located near the edge of the lake. It's people went about their daily routine, oblivious to the great saucer in the sky. It was a site they had grown up with, and seen almost daily. It was comforting. But the villagers called the saucer the Great Hat, because it bore a strong resemblance to a hat worn by their ancestors. 
    A group of men fished from the bank of the lake. Women and children with baskets picked fruits and berries from the surrounding mountains. Both men and women tilled the huge garden just beyond the village. The garden provided most of their food. 
The surrounding mountains and the great saucer above, provide the remainder. 
    Even among all the industrious work in and around the village, there was still ample time for play. Men and women frolicked in the lake, and the nearby meadow, laughing, chasing, and loving. Children looked on and followed their examples, learning proper reproduction at an early age, to please the Great Hat. On Fornecia people passed the time by either one of two things, gathering food, or making love. 
    A strikingly beautiful blonde woman was being chased across the meadow by an equally attractive and blonde man. They stopped beneath the shadow of the Great Hat, then laughing, plunged onward. 
    Cassey squealed breathlessly when she saw Thin catching up. She laughed, turning to sprint through the tall grass and daises of the valley meadow. Thin watched the left cheek of her ass protruding from the ragged raccoon skin she used as a skirt. Her naked, full, large breasts bounced enticingly on her chest. Thin's cock was hard, wagging painfully inside his own deer skin loincloth. 
    Cassey was a beautiful girl, with long blonde hair and tanned skin. She was healthy, but then again they were all healthy. Thin could never remember any Fornecian growing ill and dying. The Great Hat would provide medicine long before illness could strike. There was no death on Fornecia. Only health, happiness, and sex, lots of sex. Fornecians commonly had sex up to six or seven times a day. The Great Hat seemed to encourage this. Fornecian's were the willing subjects of the Great Hat. The Great Hat provided food, implements needed for everyday life, and advice if it was properly petitioned. 
    The only goal of the Fornecians was to be happy until they attain the age of ascension, then they could reap the wealth of their hard-earned retirement. When a Fornecian reached the age of 16 to 18, they were taken up to the Great Hat on a glowing beam of light. The Great Hat was their guardian and protector. It was known fact that those who rose to meet the Great Hat lived out their lives in pampered luxury. 
    If he had thought of it, Thin might wonder why no adults were left on Fornecia to raise their young. He also might have added up his summers and realized that both he and Cassey had nearly attained the age of ascension. He might of began planning, possibly worrying about all the possibilities. He might wonder why Cassey's five previous offspring had been taken from her to be raised, until the age of 5, on the Great Hat. But with a soft attractive ass such as Cassey's in front of him, he only thought of Cassey. 
    "Stop, I'm getting tired," Thin yelled. "If you tire me too much, I will have no strength left to pleasure you." 
    "Who said I wanted to be pleasured by you?" she laughed, running in circles before him. 
    "Who else has pleasured you in the past 10 summers?" he laughed, slumping to the ground. 
    "Ten?" she seemed startled. 
    "At least. Maybe more. We started early, remember?" 
    "Yeah, we did, didn't we," she said thoughtfully. She slumped to the ground next to Thin. Thin lunged forward and pressed his nose against her soft, pliable ass. 
    She giggled, but remained in place as he pressed his long, narrow nose against her sweet asshole, as if trying to burrow it's way inside her. He finally pulled back and licked her spinster lovingly. She shivered and pressed back against his face. The slight trace of sweat gave her ass and pussy a sultry, forbidden scent and taste. 
    The Great Hat decreed that all Fornecians must keep themselves spotlessly clean. Those who did not follow this rule could find themselves the target of cold, stinging, mediciny water dropped from above. The Great Hat kept track of such things. The Great Hat was omnipotent. 
    Thin slid his face down until his mouth encountered her sweet, blonde pussy. He licked her diligently. She liked being loved from behind. He liked loving her that way. Her ass was her very best asset. 
    He straightened and pressed his hard cock into the crack of her ass. Her ass felt good against his hips as he pressed his hard cock against her pussy, parted her velvety lips, and pushed hard to impale her. She gasped as he plunged up inside her hot, moist love canal. 
    "I think you've grown," she gasped, in time with his massive thrusts. 
    "No, I've reached the age of ascension, I've quit growing," he said absently, then stopped in mid-thrust. His mind began churning over the hundreds of illicit rumors about the Great Hat. One in particular about their growth. 
    Gasping at the loss of his thrusting cock, Cassey began pushing back against him, picking up the tempo herself. 
    "Sorry," Thin said, kissing her left ear as he continued his pistoning strokes. 
    "That feels so good," she sighed, wiggling her ass against his crotch as he fully inserted himself. "Do you think they have lot's of sex on the Great Hat?" she mused, looking up at the sky. Sure enough, there was the great hovering saucer, faithfully positioned above them. It rarely left. Were they watching Cassey and Thin now? Cassey never thought she'd be embarrassed by the presence of the Great Hat before. Suddenly, she felt very uncomfortable. 
    "Thin, do you think they are watching? What would the adults do up there?" 
    "I don't know," he gasped as he slid his cock in and out of her velvety lips. He shuddered and closed his eyes as the intense pleasure crept from his crotch throughout his entire body. Heat burned in his ass, his loins were molten pools of liquid fire. He knew he was building to a fantastic orgasm. He reached around Cassey and grasped her ample breasts. Even after five kids she was still physically perfect. Her waist was slender, despite her ample breasts and full ass. She was magnificent. Her short, compact body felt good against his hips and chest. Her firm breasts felt glorious in his hands. Her pussy grasped his cock like a hand in a glove. 
    "They could be watching," she said objectively. "We'd never know." 
    "Oh God!" Thin screamed. Shut up about the Great Hat, will you. I'm about to orgasm." 
    "Go ahead," she said as she relaxed on the grass. "I'm not in the mood, but your body feels good against mine. I just wish you would quit jolting me. The grass burns my skin." 
    "On no," Thin moaned, trying to concentrate on her sweet ass. He felt the fire building slowly, his balls burned with intense heat. He should have cum already, but her annoying chatter was delaying him. They had been at it for over 30 minutes now. His first impulse was to go on without her, but his pride wanted her to cum too. 
    "Oh yes, that does feel good," she said, nuzzling her face into the crook of her soft arm. "I hope we ascend together," she sighed. Thin could hold off no longer. It was obvious that Cassey, for the first time he had known her, would not cum. He was very disappointed, but his cock needed relief. He suddenly stiffened and pressed his body tightly against hers. He shuddered as his cock emptied it's contents into her how, moist pussy. Finally he collapsed behind her, totally exhausted. 
    "All done?" she asked brightly. 
    "Yeah, I'm done," he said in disappointment. Maybe it was time to find a new partner. He still grew hard at the very sight of Cassey, and his blood boiled when he saw other's looking at her, but maybe it was time for his ascension. Maybe he had grown up enough to move on, look for other mates. 
    "Thin?" 
    "Huh," he was startled back to reality. He knew she had been talking to him, but he'd missed her meaning. 
    "Can we talk about ascension? It's nearly time, you know." 
    "Yeah. And I think they are right, everyone's time runs out when they stop growing. What does that mean, Cassey? Why take people up to the Great Hat, when they finish growing. What happens?" 
    "Well, they stop growing." 
    "And what does that mean? How does that change a person?" he asked intensely. 
    "I guess... I guess it really doesn't. The only change would be that they continue feeding us, but we no longer get larger." 
    "Yeah. And what would that signify? Why would that matter?" he asked, suddenly ashen. 
    "I don't know, you tell me," she said, suddenly impatient. 
    "Think about growing things. Think about a tree. You plant a seed and it grows to full height. Would you kill it?" 
    "No, of course not... except maybe for it's lumber." 
    "And a carrot. You plant a carrot and it reaches full size. Would you pluck it from the ground?" 
    "Sure, if it was done grow... Oh God, Thin, what are you saying?" 
    "Long ago people ate meat. I'm sure the rumors were true," he said, looking at the Great Hat. 
    "What's that got to do with us?" 
    "We are meat," he said, grasping her hand and gripping it tightly. 
    "No!" she shouted. 
    "Yes. Meat comes from animals. Meat has blood and fat. We are meat," Thin gasped. 
    "Oh Thin, do you know what that means?" Cassey screamed. 
    "It means that they could be farming us for food. It's the only thing that makes sense." 
    "No, Thin, no!" she turned away. "We've had friends," she looked up at the Great Hat again. 
    "I know, dam it, I know," he wailed. 
    "What can we do?" she asked helplessly. 
    "Hide? Run away?" 
    "Would... would that work? Have others run?" 
    "I think so. It's never discussed, but I believe people have disappeared before they ascend." 
    "Maybe we could leave when the Great Hat is not in the sky." 
    "It only leaves after three full moons. How long since the last time?" 
    "I... right after Sheena ascended. Almost three moons now. It was in the winter." 
    "So it's due to leave. But how long do we have? And if it only leaves after picking up the adults, we may have no time at all. The light could come on at any time and lift us up. It only left AFTER Sheena ascended," he reminded her. 
    "Thin, I'm afraid," Cassey moaned. 
    "I know. Let's try to act normal while we figure things out. After all, we could have several moons left, perhaps several seasons." 
    "Ok," she said hesitantly. She meekly followed him toward the village. 
    They found Lefa, the most prolific child bearing woman in the village, surrounded by lovers. Thin paused, feeling his cock hardening in his loincloth. He seldom made love twice in one hour, because it tended to chafe his loins. But anybody could make an exception for Lefa. She was such a tease. At the moment she sucking Regen's cock, as he knelt with one leg on each side of her chest. Rytha and Dianne were sucking on her ample, milk-filled breasts, taking their daily sustenance from her breasts, while she fingered each pussy with her outstretched hands. Her fingers were wet, coated with pussy juice, so they must have been at it for some time. And of course Lefa favorite concubine, Ezel, was lapping heartily between her legs. Ezel was a younger, blonde version of Lefa. Lefa had light brown hair and the most ample figure in the village. Since the age of ten she had steadily born a child, with a total of 7 in all. She was the third member of the village to reach the age of ascension. Thin planned on speaking to her, after he gave Cassey a good fuck. 
    "I need you," Thin whispered into Cassey's golden hair. 
    "Me too," she gave him a quick smile and knelt in the grass near Lefa's feet. She too wanted to watch Lefa while she fucked. They had done it before, often. Lefa was so sexy. She had a full figure, huge breasts and hips to match. Her soft lips were legendary. There were few people in the village, who had not kissed them. Lefa liked to kiss. Lefa liked sex. She had joined Thin and Cassey many times, and each time was magnificent. 
    "Oh, I can feel you draining my breasts," Lefa whispered. Her breasts had been continually milking since her third child. They were a wonderful form of entertainment, and nourishment. 
    "You've started a fire in my pussy, Ezel, now you must put it out," she smiled down at the plump blonde girl before taking Regen's cock into her mouth again. Regen gave a whining cry as the hot lips encircled his manhood. She fingered each pussy rapidly, while she bobbed on Regen's cock. Ezel's mouth worked diligently on her pussy. She licked and pulled at the pink, rubbery flesh then sucked the dark fuck hole for it's juices. Lefa rose up off the ground, thrusting her pussy against Ezel's mouth as she sucked her pussy dry. In a moment Ezel resumed her lapping, but this time she began on Lefa's clit. Everyone knew the end was near. Lefa was getting very violent. She had three fingers thrust up inside Rytha and Dianne, thrusting violently. Rytha and Dianne cried lightly, but continued drinking from Lefa's huge breasts. Her breasts were now visibly empty. They hung down on her chest like deflated balloons. In a few hours they would be full again and ready for the next customers. Lefa loved nursing, especially during sex. 
    Thin pumped his cock in and out of Cassey's still juicy pussy. She was down on her hands and knees, less that three feet from Lefa's pussy, watching intensely, while Thin slammed into her naked ass. Her skin skirt was thrown up on her back. Her golden ass glinted in the sunlight, generating more than one jealous glance. Many in camp resented Thin and Cassey's monogamous relationship. Sexual freedom was a way of life to the Fornecians. 
    Regen began panting loudly. He held Lefa's head in his hands and pumped his huge cock into her mouth. He was only seconds from an orgasm now. His eyes rolled back into his head. He tipped his head back and moaned, then stiffened as his orgasm struck. 
    "Oh yes," he screamed as his cock pumped cum into Lefa's lips. Her hot sucking lips greedily sought each spurt and drop of cum, savoring it like a precious wine. She drank enthusiastically, not realizing that her own orgasm was only seconds away. Caught unawares, she stiffened with wide eyes, jerked her mouth aside and screamed. Her back arched and her ass rose up off the ground. The girls rode her stiffened fingers to bring on their own orgasm. She didn't even seem to notice. Her eyes went to Cassey as her orgasm seemed to go on and on. 
    Cassey was still staring into her eyes when her own orgasm struck. She panted and squealed. Thin intensified his attack to cum with her. He was a little late, but it didn't matter. In a moment tired, satisfied people began to fall on the grass, on or near Lefa. She smiled at her friends. She took her juice coated fingers and fed them to each girl belonging to the juice. The girls sucked eagerly, clearing off every last drop of sweet fluid. 
    "A wonderful day," Lefa said to Cassey. "But you look troubled." 
    "I..." 
    Thin nudged her into silence. 
    "I will explain later," Cassey whispered. 
    Lefa nodded with an odd look. 

    Thin moaned, rolling in the furs. He rolled into his roommate Theo, who pushed him harshly aside. 
    Thin dreamed of many things, including apples which grew to fruition and were plucked and eaten by the Great Hat. Eventually he found himself hanging on the tree. He heard a noise behind him and turned to find Cassey hanging on the tree as well. Even as he looked a great hand came down and plucked her. He watched her struggling body being thrust toward a great open mouth full of white teeth. The mouth closed and Cassey screamed. 
    "Get off me!" Theo yelled, elbowing Thin in the ribs. Thin came awake just as the elbow struck him in the stomach. He turned and struck out. He felt his hand hit solid meat and bone. Theo groaned in the dark. Thin quickly found the lamp and lit it. Theo was laying on his skins with blood running from his nose. 
    "What is the matter with you?" Theo demanded. 
    "You hit me." 
    "Of course I hit you, you were groaning and rolling around. I couldn't sleep." 
    Thin felt a little pride, and entirely too little remorse. Theo was well-known for striking others due to snoring, teeth-grinding, and nightmares. It was the first time that Theo had been struck back. 
    "You hit me!" Theo said again. 
    "Shut up or I will hit you again. Other's are sleeping," he growled as he held the wet cloth against Theo's nose. Theo shut up, sniffling as he blotted the blood from his face. 
    "You were having nightmares," Theo said defensively. 
    "My choice. They are my nightmares. Next time keep your hands to yourself." 
    Theo nodded, blotting the dripping blood from his mouth. 
    "What were you dreaming?" he finally asked. Theo could never remember having a bad dream. 
    "It's... none of your business. Theo, do you remember anybody leaving before ascension?" 
    "Leaving? Leaving what?" 
    "Leaving here. Has anybody run away before they could be taken to the Great Hat?" 
    "No... maybe. Why?" 
    "I think... never mind." 
    "Are you thinking about that stupid rumor?" Theo scoffed. 
    "Yes." 
    "That's ridiculous." 
    "Why? Which part is ridiculous?" 
    "The whole thing. Why would they raise us as... food," Theo finished in a whisper. 
    "Why not? Think about the circumstances. Compare it to other things, grapes, squash, carrots, apples. Where is the difference? You raise it to peak size, harvest it and eat it. Feeding anything beyond it's maximum size is a waste of resources, and we are never fed beyond reaching our optimal size. We are plucked at the exact moment that we reach our normal adult proportions." 
    "Why... I don't know," Theo said in a stricken voice. "But everybody knows..." 
    "They know the rumors spread by other ignorant people before. Nobody comes back, nobody knows for sure. Why is nobody allowed to return, unless they can't return? The energy expenditure required to take people up to the Great Hat, would be less than that required to return them," Thin pointed out. "And, why does the ship leave after Ascension, at about the same time each year? Where would they go, what would they do? Dispose of the food they have already processed?" Thin asked ruthlessly. 
    "You are frightening me," Theo gasped, looking around at the darkness. 
    "Good. Now once more, have others escaped?" 
    "Yes, a few." 
    "Where do they go?" 
    "South, supposedly to a great ocean. I've heard that there is a settlement there. It's supposed to be full of old people who do not wish to... retire on the Great Hat," Theo swallowed convulsively. 
    "Good, then Cassey and I will leave in the morning," Thin said with finality. 
    "What... what if others would like to come?" Theo whispered. 
    "They can follow later. We must be discrete. If we all try to leave, the Great Hat will intervene." 
    "Just me and my friend Rytha," he begged. 
    "Later. You have nothing to fear, you have not reached the age of ascension. Lefa should go," Thin mused. 
    Thin laid on his furs and tried to sleep. But sleep wouldn't come. He heard the breathing around him, including the nervous breathing of Theo just inches away. Theo was a bully, but he was also a coward. He would try to come too. How could Thin stop him? 

    "It's cold," Cassey said, rubbing her arms. I should have brought a wrap. 
    "Exercise will warm us. Have you seen Lefa?" 
    "She's saying her goodbyes," Cassey nodded. 
    "I told her to say nothing to nobody," Thin groaned. 
    "She couldn't do that. People look up to her." 
    "I suppose. I just wish she would hurry." 
    "Here she comes now," Cassey said happily. She wrapped her arms around Lefa as she appeared. Lefa looked unhappy. 
    "Let's go," Thin hissed in the darkness. It was near mid night or mid morning. The moon could rise at any moment. They needed to be out of the valley when it did. 
    "I... There are a few other's," Lefa said in fear. 
    "What?" Thin roared. 
    "They insisted on coming with me, I couldn't stop them," Lefa said as other shapes appeared out of the darkness. The hair stood up on the back of Thin's neck when he saw at least 20 people standing around them. He groaned and looked up at the area devoid of stars. Were they awake? Could they see in the darkness. Surely they would search, with so many missing. 
    "We can't," Thin wailed. 
    "We must," Cassey said, pulling the corner of Lefa's wrap around her own body. 
    "Let's go," Thin said in a resigned voice. They had taken less that 100 steps when the dreaded white light came on. It stared wide around them, then narrowed, pushing everyone together with an invisible field of force. 
    Thin felt the hairs of his arms and his head, being yanked almost to the point of ripping them out. His clothes hung above him as if gravity had reversed itself. His feet suddenly left the ground. Some screamed, other's laughed, caught up in the rapture of the myth. Thin was so afraid, he nearly fainted. He looked down at the dwindling village below him. He saw several people between him and the village, struggling as they rose. 
    Thin looked up to see the bottom of the ship now open. A reddish-orange light lit the interior. Smoke drifted from the bottom of the ship. Thin saw something, not sure of what it was until they drew closer. In horror he realized that he was looking at a being. This was no heavenly creature, it was a nightmare. A creature encased in a spiked reddish shell, with a trace of smoke coming from the shell and eyes that glowed yellow in a red, leathery face. 
    Heat radiated from the open bowels of the ship. Other's began screaming. Thin looked for Cassey. She was still next to Lefa, only a few feet away. She reached toward him, horror twisting her beautiful face into a mask. Her mouth worked wordlessly. He could see the fear and anguish in her eyes. 
    Thin knew how this nightmare would end. He only hoped it would end quickly. As everyone hovered inside the ship, the opening began to close beneath them. As it did they fell to the deck. An invisible force lifted Lefa off the deck and pulled her toward a small booth to one side. She screamed, reaching for her nearest friend, but they were separated by an invisible field. 
    Thin looked helplessly around. He could see several red shelled creatures milling around on the catwalks above them. None seemed to be paying attention to what went on below. Thin made an attempt to escape. An invisible field knocked him back to the metal deck. He smelled blood and urine on the deck. It was the floor of a slaughter house. He stood in time to see Lefa's struggling body being pulled into the little metal booth. As she was, the small door closed behind her, locking her struggling body inside. 
    She struggled for a moment, then stopped, looking at her fellow Fornecians over her right shoulder. The sudden whine of machinery startled her. Before she knew what was happening a series of large spinning blades entered the booth from all angles. Her frightened eyes widened as her head tilted forward and fell to the deck. It was soon followed by her arms, legs, and intestines. Thin watched in complete horror as the assorted parts of her dissected body fell to the deck along with a bucket full of blood. A fine mist came down inside the booth washing the blood away. A metal flapper came out of the wall and swept her body parts into an opening in the wall. Lefa was gone. 
    Thin backed away from the scene of horror. He felt cold metal against his back. He turned to find that the invisible field did not keep him away from the wall, it only kept him away from the others. He found two buttons and a series of wheels and levers behind him. He had been hoping to find a weapon. In a simplistic society he was not familiar with levers and buttons. But the different materials set them apart from the walls of the ship. In desperation he began pounding on buttons, pulling levers, and shortly afterwards he worked out how to turn the wheels. A loud banging sound issued from somewhere inside the ship. The croak of the evil creature's language grew louder. He looked up to see several shelled creatures hurrying down ladders. The Fornecians were suddenly allowed to flock together. The field was no longer in place. 
    "Find weapons!" Thin shouted. "Kill them before they can kill you," he pointed at the approaching creatures. He turned and continued turning wheels. Regen suddenly appeared at his side. Upon seeing how Thin turned the wheels, he stood at the endless bank of wheels and began turning some as well. 
    Another loud banging began, and Thin realized it was an alarm. Something they were doing was causing pandemonium throughout the ship. And anything bad for the ship, had to be good for the Fornecians. 
    Thin started to turn when he heard screams behind him. A hand touched his shoulder. He flinched and spun around. It was Cassey. Behind them the shelled creatures had reached the Fornecians. Some men were striking the shelled creatures with all manner of clubs. The shelled creatures grabbed the arms of many and pulled them along. The great heat of their bodies was burning the Fornecians where they touched them, and causing even more horror. 
    "Turn them," Thin hissed at Cassey. I don't know what it does, but it is doing something. Hurry." 
    A third, even louder noise began. It was repeated all over the ship. The first of a series of explosions sounded far away inside the ship. A second came just as the ship lurched sickeningly. People fell. The shelled creatures struggled to keep their balance. They were approaching Thin and his friends. Thin intensified his attack on the wheels. A louder explosion sounded. The ship lurched again, then began to fall. There were more screams, followed by deathly silence as everyone became weightless. The sound of splashing water against the hull was followed by their deceleration. The ship seemed to bounce on the water, then began a slow turn upside down. In desperation, Thin ran for the far wall, pulling Cassey behind him. He knew the floor was about to become the ceiling. He found himself near the booth where Lefa had been slaughtered. He fell against the wall as the ship continued to turn. Suddenly it was over. The ship had settled on the lake, upside down because of it's shape. A deathly silence settled over the ship. The sound of a few whimpers and cries for help, filtered through the large room. 
    Thin hurried over to the upside down catwalk. He looked over the side to see the shelled creatures laying on their backs, struggling to stand. Some appeared dead, but several were still moving. Thin found a sharp instrument lying on the catwalk behind him. He grabbed the three foot long wrench with the sharpened end and leaped down next to the first struggling creature. He raised the wrench high above his head and brought the sharpened end down on the base of the creature's throat. It struggled and died, oozing steaming green blood. 
    "You see, they can be killed," he yelled at the humans who still lived. "Kill them and free yourselves." 
    Thin handed the wrench to Hugh and searched for more levers and buttons. It stood to reason, since the buttons and levers controlled things, there should be one which opened the huge metal doors. He found a bank of colored glass buttons. He surveyed them for a moment, then began pushing every last button, from top to bottom. Many alarms and bells sounded, but finally the huge metal doors began to open. Afraid that the ship may be under water, Thin grabbed Cassey's and dragged her toward a series of pipes. They climbed the pipes until they reached the opening. The Great Hat was now upside down in the middle of the lake. It was high above the water line. A huge explosion nearly knocked Thin off his feet and into the deep hole of the ship. He struggled to maintain his balance. He looked down into the dark hole and yelled. 
    "Up here," he called. "Escape while you can." 
    He heard answering calls. He didn't wait around to see if they escaped or not, his job was to get Cassey to safety. 

    Thin didn't wait around to answer the questions of his fellow villagers. They would be told of the horrors inside the Great Hat by others. Thin wanted to escape. Others would ask where he was, and follow him before a next Great Hat could arrive. 
    Thin filled a pack with food from the central food storage. He took a selection of seeds and a few tools and weapons. He divided the weight between two packs, handed the smaller to Cassey and shouldered the larger himself. Among the questions and confusion they started toward the little-used pass, leading out of the valley. 
    Thin made plans as they plodded silently up the pass. They would make another village, one where there was no Great Hat. They would then warn the others. Thin had heard rumors that there were many Great Hat's hovering around Fornecia. He must spread the word, he must tell everyone how to destroy the... ships. Everyone must know what the hovering ships were, and how to destroy them before even one more life was taken. 
    "Thin, what will we do?" Cassey called from behind him. 
    "We will do what has to be done," he said, resettling his pack and climbing the trail, without looking back. 

THE END 
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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Alphabet Update

"AA" never called me back to get together. She said that she had to work all week, but that she would call, she hasn't. Pretty much the same thing that happened the last few times we were going to get together... Big "oh well" sigh...

"BB" and I talk on the phone every couple of days... She is so sweet, I really miss being boyfriend & girlfriend with her.

"CC" - I have not heard from her in a quite a while.

"DD" has fallen off the face of the earth.

"JJ" is missing in action.

"LAS" - I called, but she has not returned the call yet. Oh hey... I did see a couple of the pics that the asshole photographer took. They are not too bad as far as "LAS" being nude. Dang, she has a rockin' bod! But, in the majority of the pics, she looks really uncomfortable. And the pics themselves pretty much suck. The lighting is bland and flat. There is no style what-so-ever in the pics. The photographer is deffo just an amateur "GWC" (guy with camera) that is just trying to get models nude. So sad...

"MFA" called me yesterday to ask a favour. I don't really even know her and she is calling to ask a favour. Wow! I so must have "sucker", or if I think positive, I must have "nice guy" written all over me - LOL. Anyway, she just needed some puter & photoshop help with some pics to send to her agent. Why not! She came over, I helped her with her pics, we talked for an hour or so, saying we still needed to do a shoot together, and then she left.
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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example...

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Copiers -- are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tires -- are Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.

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Ha! You thought they'd be male. 

However consider this – it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

2 AM - Early Morning Phone Call

I went to bed around midnight last night, read for about half an hour, turned off the light and tried to go to sleep, but it was elusive and I was restless. With too much on my mind, I tossed and turned, then finally nodded off about the same time the phone rang - 2 AM.

I answered. It was "LAS". I forget, but I think that when you're 19 years old, you have no clock, no concept of time and no problems with calling somebody at 2 o'clock in the morning. Dang, I miss those days...

She was on her way home from a photo shoot, wanting to talk, tell me about "drama", and also about her shoot. I didn't bother to mention the fact to her that is was 2 AM. But, I wasn't sleeping anyway...

She told me about her day, another car accident. I think that this is number 3 in the last couple of weeks. She so should not be driving. Then the conversation turned to the photo shoot she just left. Bad girl! She was three hours late to the shoot, but to her defense, she did show up, even after having a car accident on the way there. Naive girl! She went to the shoot by herself, late at night, meeting a photographer she didn't know, at a motel. Stupid girl! They started off with glamour / fashion (yeah, right) and quickly moved to full nudity - Duh! She was kinda excited because it was her first nude shoot and she actually felt comfortable doing it. I told her that was kewl (which it is and I'm glad that she was comfortable), but I was jealous because I wanted to be her first. Even though I led her to believe that I was only joking about wanting to be her first, I wasn't. I did want to do her first nude shoot. I wanted it to be a positive, artistic experience with no porn involved. I wanted to protect her from unscrupulous photographers. I wanted to protect her from doing something she might later regret. I wanted to protect her from getting hurt. Yeah, yeah, my "Savior" mode was kicking in fast and hard. I asked more questions about the shoot and especially about the photographer. She does not know his last name. She does not know where he's from. She does not know what the photos are for or what he is going to do with them. Yes, she did sign a release and yes, he was going to pay her a LOT of money. I said "was" because at the end of the shoot, when he went to pay her she declined 90% of what he offered and only took $100.00 in payment. I'll get to the "why" she did that in a moment. 

But first... A young, inexperienced, very naive, 19 year old "model-wanna-be" shows up at a motel in the middle of the night to meet and work with an unknown photographer that is going to pay her $1000.00 for a "motel-room", glamour "slash" fashion "slash" NUDE shoot. Oh please! Give me a break - Most professional models don't even get that type of money for a "real" shoot. This asshole photographer so did not have "just" shooting on his mind. Maybe shooting her with his "love-gun", but not just photography. And, I am pretty sure that the photos he did shoot are going to end up on some fucking porn site! Arg! Yes, I am upset! This is a really sweet and nice girl and because she didn't know any better, some jerk-off photographer is going to be putting nude pictures of her all over the internet. 

You may be saying to yourself - "Neo, you're a hypocrite, you do the same thing". No, I do not! I keep my art and my adult stuff completely separate. I do not shoot a model under the guise of an artistic shoot then turn around and use the pics for adult purposes. And, any model that I hire, pay and shoot for adult work, knows upfront what the shoot is about and where and how the photos are going to be used. There is no bullshit involved!

Back to the shoot... They took over 300 pictures. No, she did not spread her legs (at least that's what she told me). And, yes, the photographer acted in a professional manner. But I'm pretty dang sure that's because he didn't have the time to persuade her into spreading her legs or take advantage of her innocence yet. Why, didn't he have the time? Well, as I sit here and write this, I'm glad that "LAS" has a b/f, because he showed up, unannounced, at the shoot around the same time she was laying nude on the photographer's motel-room bed. And I am also so glad that "LAS" had the sense to give her b/f all the details of the shoot beforehand. As I have already said, I do not really care for her b/f. I think he's a jerk, but at the same time I think that his jealously, insecurity or just plain being protective of his g/f saved her from a bad situation and from doing something that she would really regret. And at this moment I thank him for that.

Granted, I hate when b/f's come to a shoot or just show up unannounced... Not just b/f's, but anybody. I do like to work alone and not have the distractions of a jealous lover hovering over my shoulder... But then again, I know myself and I know boundaries (most of the time). And I do know that I'm not going to take advantage of a model, and that nothing bad is going to happen. But that's a shoot with me...

Back to the shoot... Once the b/f showed up, "LAS" felt uncomfortable with him being there and could not concentrate on her modeling. I understand this, it happens all the time to me as well. And the photographer she was working with last night, regardless of his motives, realized that he was not going to get what he wanted and suggested that they finish up the shoot. Yeah, I bet he realized that he wasn't going to get what he wanted - Oops, did I type that out loud?

Why she only took $100.00... Ok... Feeling bad that her b/f showed up and not being able to give the photographer what he wanted (little did she know), she, being the nice, but very naive girl that she is, felt bad about taking the full pay and would only accept $100.00. How stupid, I mean... how sweet is that? Part of the reason why I like her, and truly feel that I need to protect her, is because she is just so dang naive... I mean, sweet.

Anyway, she was on her way home and... "Wait! Where's the b/f?" Oh, he's in his car and she's in hers, following him home... Ok... She wanted to call me, tell me about the shoot, how comfortable she felt until her b/f showed up and, of course... that she had to cancel our shoot for today. Third time! Arg! She said that she had gotten her work schedule mixed up, had to work today and would, again, let me know her schedule so we could plan another shoot. It ain't gonna happen. I hate to say it, but it just ain't gonna happen. Dang, I've now said it twice.

I am so sure that she and her b/f probably had it out last night. Yikes! I feel really bad for her and, you aren't reading me typing this, but, I feel bad for him as well.

As we were talking, "LAS" all of a sudden said that he was pulling into a gas station. She had to go, but would call me back in a minute, and then she hung up.

Wow, that was abrupt. I laid there thinking about our conversation for the next half hour or so. No return phone call came. I picked up my book and read for another hour or so. No return phone call came. I turned off the light and could not sleep. I knew the second I fell asleep, the phone would ring. I never slept and the phone never rang.
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Sex Advice From Dear Nina
 

Sex Advice from Dear Nina
Dear Nina,

I am 38 and my husband and I have been together for 8 years.  We are very close, still sexually active, and I have never withheld anything from him, nor lied to him in any way. 

In all that time, I have had a secret that I am afraid to share with him.  I have what I consider to be a very perverted fantasy - I have thoughts about receiving a spanking from him and chastisement for my own bad behavior. 

I am a lawyer, and the head of a small first, so I suspect that my husband would be very surprised to hear that I have such a submissive vision of myself.  I think about being put over his knee, him being rather annoyed with me, and about him applying his hand to my bottom with me helplessly looking at the floor.  I find that this fantasy leaves me wet and excited, feeling totally vulnerable and childlike. 

Do other women have such fantasies?  Is it something people in professions such as mine think about? If so, are there places where I could read more about fantasies about spanking and female submissive sexual situations?  I would feel better if I felt that I was normal. I would feel that perhaps there is nothing wrong with me, and that I could safely share my fantasies with my husband. 

I feel so warm toward him after such a fantasy.  I do not want to change our overall relationship, which is wonderful, and I do not want my husband to leave me.  But I feel that holding back something like this is not good for our relationship. 

Can you tell me something about my fantasies, and whether I can tell my husband in your opinion? 

Thank you, 

Phyllis W.
 

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Dear Phyllis,

You are normal - this is a fantasy shared by many women! Perhaps it is our upbringing, but many women (and some men) find stimulation in receiving a good, hard over-the-knee spanking. 

And yes, absolutely - you should tell your husband about your feelings and your fantasy.  For one thing having a secret between you will tear apart your relationship.  For another thing, there is a good chance that your husband will love it.  Most - although not all - men get a rush of power and even sexual gratification giving a spanking.  Telling him could even bring you closer together. 

You can read about female submission in such books as "Nine and a Half Weeks" and more extreme submission in "The Story of "O"".  There are many magazines on the adult newsstand dedicated to spanking, some even as a lifestyle.  There are many more magazines dedicated to submissive women. There are organizations such as Shadow Lane, Threshold and the Janus Society that are dedicated to dominance, submission, and the BDSM lifestyle.  They are also very serious about the concepts of safe and concentual play, so they are good places to start. 

A lot of women find there is nothing as exciting as being placed over a male knee - usually a partner - and to have their pants pulled down or their skirt pulled up.  As with so many female fantasies, this is even better if there is a scenario around it that makes sense - some kind of correction is taking place.  Some very strong women find great satisfaction in being helpless across her husband's lap. 

Hopefully your husband will react well to this news.  If you have had an overall honest relationship, he will probably at very least stand by you and appreciate your honesty.  It is not as if you have been cheating on him - you simply have a few turn-ons you haven't shared with him.  And in telling him, and leaving yourself vulnerable, you will give him a greater level of emotional intimacy.  This is usually very good for a relationship. 

If you happen to have problems telling him, please try a counselor - set up a session between you, your husband, and the counselor.  That might make it easier to break the ice.  Also if there are any problems between you, a counselor is always a good way to go. 

Why not tell him today?  Perhaps you could live your fantasy tonight! 

Love, 

Nina

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Rainy Day - Mmmm

Mmmm, I woke up early this morning to the gentle sound of rolling thunder and the relaxing patter of rain. It was so peaceful that I cocooned myself in my blankets and fell back into deep dreams for another few hours...

I love mornings like this, but all good things must come to an end... I had to get up and get to work. I have done so much procrastinating lately, not only on my work, but photography and life as well, that I just have to buckle down and get crackin'. Today I have a tonne of puter work to do. I so want to get "Porn Jester's White Girls" up and running in the next day or so... No, I want to get it up today! That's it... think positive. Yeah, I'd like to get a lot of things up today, but that's a given. I also need to call some models and set up shoots. I always rant about how flaky all these models are, but to tell the truth, this past week it has been me that has been a total flake. Arg! But today that ends... I hope.

Speaking of flaky models, I called "JJ" again to try and book her for a paid gig, but she still hasn't gotten back to me... I guess she doesn't want the job. Oh well, time to move on.

And still speaking of flaky models... Last year I met a model, we'll call her "AA". I actually met her through another model that I was shooting. She came along on the shoot as a chaperone and she and I really hit it off. I was actually more interested in shooting her than I was in shooting the booked model. Anyway, we became friends, we hung out, laughed, had dinner (a few times), talked on the phone (a bunch) and, like I always do with a girl that gives me attention, I started to fall for her. And she's not even Asian. Anyway, this went on for a few months and then "AA" just kinda fell off the face of the earth. It just happens, I dunno... we lost touch. The next time I talked with her, she was dating some "jerk" and didn't seem to be herself. Then we really lost touch and only talked on occasion.

Where am I going with this? Well, I'll tell you... "AA" called me yesterday and it was just like old times. She deffo seemed to be her self again. We laughed and talked for a long time and, the reason for her call... Drum roll please... She said that she has been thinking about me, she missed me and wanted to get together with me this week. WOO-HOO! But, and there's always a but, she needed to check her work schedule and then let me know... I always use that excuse as well, so, even though I'm excited at the possibility of getting together with "AA", I'm not holding my breath over it. Oh, and also, she never mentioned the "jerk" she'd been dating, so I didn't ask. So, we shall see...

"LAS" is also supposed to call me today and let me know if she's going to make our scheduled meeting and tentative photo shoot tomorrow. I really am not holding my breath on that one either.

Anyway, I have need to stop writing, drink some more coffee, take a shower, drink some more coffee and get to work before I find more to procrastinate about.
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Monday, September 19, 2005

Boring Weekend - Today's Stuff

The weekend was pretty uneventful. Instead of calling some models and doing some photo shoots, I procrastinated on the puter and pretty much did nothing the entire weekend. Arg! I hate when I do that.

Like every Sunday, I did go have coffee with my ex-wife yesterday and then we went to visit an old friend, but I don't want to bore you with that...

Hmmm what else?

Over the weekend I called and text messaged "JJ" a couple of times. 1. I wanted to get together and hang out with her... Of course I did, she's a babe and I thought that we had hit it off quite well and... 2. I had shown her pics to a client of mine and he wanted to hire her immediately for a paid shoot. But she never got  back to me on either account... Oh well.

"LAS" called me last night to talk and tell me about "drama". The photo shoot she had scheduled (with another photographer) for today, she had to cancel because her car broke down. Fast forward. Which means that she will probably have to cancel our scheduled meeting and photo shoot on Wednesday. Arg! I really like and want to shoot her, but I'm starting to think that I just need to give up on her.

"LAS" was also telling me that today was the 3 month anniversary of her and her b/f and she was planning on a little surprise for him - rose petals, dinner, etc.. I said it before and I will say it again - "Youth, wasted on the young". Actually, I think it's sweet and I do remember celebrating every little milestone like that as well. We didn't talk for as long as we usually do, but we still had a nice, smiling (cheeks hurting) conversation for about 40 minutes. And it's the same old story, but... I am finding myself becoming more and more infatuated with her... but she has a b/f... but she's not happy with him... but she keeps trying to make their relationship work... but she also likes me... but she's too young for me... but she's a total babe... but she has a b/f... and the cycle continues - Arg!

I have so much to do today and I've already gotten a good start on procrastinating...
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Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Jokes

1. A blonde received an assignment from her special ed. science teacher. The assignment was what will happen after you pull all of the legs off of a grasshopper. So the blonde says jump grasshopper jump. And the grasshopper jumped. So she pulled off one leg and said jump grasshopper jump. And the grasshopper jumped. So she does this until she got down to the last leg. So she pulled it off. Then she said jump grasshopper jump. And the grasshopper didn't jump. So she wrote down on her piece of paper. "They lose their hearing"

2. Two firefighters are buttfucking in a smoke filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "What the hell is going on in here?!" The Firefighter says "well sir, this man has got smoke inhalation." The Chief says "why didn''t you give him mouth to mouth" The Firefighter says "How do you think this shit got started?

3. Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand. "What is your name?" he asked. "Quack." the duck answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was blowing bubbles." he answered. The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one. "What's your name?" he asked. "Quack," the duck answered. "Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked. "I was blowing bubbles." the duck replied. Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, so he called up the next duck. "What's your name?? No wait, let me guess, Quack." he said. "No," said the duck, "My name is Bubbles."
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Sunday, September 18, 2005

Blogger Babe - Lili Anne

Lili Anne is a cute 21 year old, 5’8, 130 lb, half Asian / half White babe. She has straight, shoulder-length, dyed auburn-red hair, pretty eyes (one brown, one blue), a friendly smile, a pierced tongue, a pierced gum, a few tattoos (shoulders, lower back & leg), small 34A boobies with nice, very kissable, tan nipples, a great “cum fuck me doggy-style arch,” and a shaved pussy with a couple days growth of very sexy & very erotic stubble. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I met Lili Anne through another Blogger Babe – Jade Moore and the moment we met we hit it off. Lili is a goof. And I don't mean that in any type of bad way. She's just a goof, she's fun, she likes to have a good time, she likes to play, she has a great sense of humor and she is just the type of girl that is kewl to hang out with. I also knew that she would be great to work with. So, after a brief interview and a very long and fun conversation, I booked her for a shoot. Actually we did not set a time, because I was not sure of my schedule and she was not sure of hers but we were sure that we were going to work together soon.
 

Blogger Babe - Lili Anne

Over the course of the next few weeks, while trying to find a time to shoot that would be good for the both of us, we talked quite a bit and started to become friends. No, it was not all fun and games talk either, we actually sat down and had some very serious, life altering, stop the world and let me off, conversations. It was nice and also very refreshing to get to know a model a little deeper than just - take off your clothes, smile, spread your legs, get dressed and now go home. I admit it. I like Lili Anne. Ok, I say that about most of the models that I shoot, but Lili is kewl. I like her sense of humor and, so far, Lili is not a flake. She calls, she keeps in touch and she shows up for interviews and for photo shoots.
 

Blogger Babe - Lili Anne

Speaking of photo shoots. We finally booked a date that was good for the both of us and Lili Anne showed up on time, with a big smile on her face and a song in her heart. Ok, I wax poetic here… but she did show up in a good mood and ready to work. After filling out the required paper work, talking and laughing we finally got down to business and started the shoot.
 

Blogger Babe - Lili Anne

The shoot went really good and we got a lot done. Ok, what is my next sentence going to be? Drum-roll please…. “Lili Anne was FUN to work with.” Not only was she fun, but she was also very professional. She laughed, made faces, and joked around, but when it was time to get serious and get the shot, she did her job and she did it well. She deffo knew how to pose and she knew how to work the camera. Once it clicked, she moved and was onto the next pose. So much so that a few times I had to tell her not to move because I wanted to get the same pose from a few different angles. In way less than 4 hours (probably more like 3), we did eight different set-ups including (but not limited to): cheerleader, schoolgirl, a corset, with thigh-high black boots & handcuffs, a voyeur scene and a webcam scene.
 

Blogger Babe - Lili Anne

And, of course, we finished up with my new favorite thing to shoot – a Somnophilia (sleeping girl) scene scene…. Hmmm… Ok, I admit it… I deffo have a SleepySex fetish. I don't know. It's weird... I didn't have this fetish before I started doing Sleeping Girl scenes. I guess, once I started shooting them, I realized that I liked this fantasy. And yes, that is what it is – a fantasy. Nothing more, nothing less. OMG, now, I'm defending myself – LOL
 

Sleeping Lili

Since the shoot, we've talked numerous times on the phone and have even gotten together a few times to just hang out. We are planning on doing some more shooting together – both adult and non-adult, but it always come down to schedules. It seem like whenever I am available, she is not and vise/versa. Arg! It gets so frustrating sometimes. 

If you want to see more of Lili Anne, you can check her out at "Porn Jester's Asian Girls", "Triple X Cams" and "Somnophilia.com - Sex with Sleeping Girls".
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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