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Saturday, September 17, 2005

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I believe that this photo was done sometime in the 1920's. The lighting is simple and that's ok, but I would have liked to see a little more shadowing on the model. I do like the solid black background and how it makes the model stand out. I also like the composition; the model is not in the middle of the pic, but slightly off center, making it much more interesting. The model's pose is a simple but very typical figure study pose and there's nothing wrong with that. It works for the photo.

Okay, let' talk about the model. She looks young (probably late teens or early twenties), has big boobs, nice legs, she's not fat and she has long blonde (or light brown) hair. Her hair does look a little frizzed, which makes me think even more that this pic is for the 20's. She probably had a bad perm (wave) and is letting it grow out. The model has a nice face with a slightly shy attitude about her. She also has dirty feet and to me that kinda says that she has a wild and free side to her as well - probably laughing and running nude through fields of flowers and waiting for her lover to catch her. Very appealing.

This picture & model deffo works for me. Mmmm... Antique erotica...
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Friday, September 16, 2005

Doctor's Appointment

Yesterday afternoon I had a Doctor's appointment. Ya know, just a check up, and all that kind of stuff.

Anyway, let's "back-story". My Doctor is a very attractive Asian woman, early 30's, thick Asian accent, approx. 5'6", 120 lbs, nice figure, short dark hair, nice lips, etc, etc... Yes, we all know that I have "Yellow Fever", but she's my Doctor by coincidence, not by design or choice... Though if I could have chosen, I would have chosen her. But that's besides the point...

Enough "back-story". Now, we're in her office, saying our "How de doos", getting my blood pressure & temperature taken, etc., etc... But I've also been having some pains in my stomach and I tell her about it. She asks some questions, then hands me the little paper cover-up, asks me to drop trou and lie back on the little exam table. Like a lamb led to slaughter, I do. She pokes around my lower stomach (all professional of course), but I almost felt like I was getting a massage at the local "Happy Ending" massage parlor. She finishes massaging (poking) me, covers me with the paper, starts asking more questions, blah, blah, blah... She, puts on a rubber glove, asks me to stand, then pulls her chair up and sits rights in front of me to examine my testicles. 

So there I am, standing with my pants around my ankles with an attractive Asian babe sitting in front of me, feeling my balls. What do you think was going through my mind? OMG! I kept thinking - "Don't get a woody! Don't get hard! Control! Have control! That would be so embarrassing. Don't get hard!"

So what do I do? I look down at her and... You want to talk about being embarrassed? My penis disappeared. It retreated inside my body. Like a turtle with it's head poking out. That's all there was... just my head poking out. I had no penis now. Just a tiny, shrivled-up little head. Now, I'm not a well-endowed man to begin with, I'm just an average guy down there, but at the moment, nothing! Nada! Zip! Zilch! My manhood doesn't exist... How embarrassing!

Now I'm thinking - "Get a woody! Get hard! She's Asian. She's massaging your balls. She wants you." And still... nothing. Arg!

After a moment, she looks up at me with her beautiful almond eyes, and asks me to turn my head and cough. I sigh and give a few weak coughs. Is this over yet?

No. She checks my records and says I'm due for a rectal. I'm due? Like an oil change? What? OMG! How much more humiliating can this get? My penis has vanished and now this Hot Asian Doctor is going to tickle my prostrate. I turn around and lean over the exam table as she lubes up my bung.

A moment later she's knuckle deep. Not first knuckle, but second knuckle. I'm trying to keep my sense of humor about this, so I'm thinking - "She's Asian. She's attractive. And she's definitely not shy. Would now be a good time to ask her out?" Probably not!" By the time I finish with that line of thought, she's done, the glove's off and in the garbage... And I'm now thinking - "I wonder if there was a poop schmear on the glove? How embarrassing."

I also wonder what she would have said if I really did ask her out at that moment. Hmmm... Maybe next time I'll really ask.
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Sci-Fi Friday - Erotic Science Fiction - Ghostly Lover Ghostly Lover     Cricket's played their ancient lonely songs as they fed on the dew and parasites near the bottom of the grass. Their song drifted on the gentle night breeze as it had for millions of years. Frogs set up an unholy chorus in the nearby wetlands, with thousands of tiny voices singing to the blackness of a cloudy, moon less night. The gentle breeze blew over the tall grass, cooling and refreshing the otherwise muggy night air. The breeze set up a slight hiss in the dry grass, cattails rattled and clicked softly bobbing in excitement.      Occasionally a dark shape would fly through the night sky, stilling the music for a moment, then the chorus would resume as each tiny creature came out of hiding.      At the edge of these wetlands was a weeping willow, whispering in response to the night breeze. Past the weeping willow was a well manicured lawn, which surrounded an old, slightly run-down house which at first glance might seem vacant, but a closer inspection would reveal Samantha, a mother just past 33 years old, and her young daughter Jill who had just turned 14.      The breeze blew into a screened window, causing a lacy white curtain to flutter in the near darkness, broken only by a small night light. It's scant light reflected off Samantha staring at the ceiling. A trace of tears could be seen on her otherwise classically beautiful face. Her light brown hair lay scattered over her pillow. Her ample breasts were surging rapidly in response to her inner thoughts. She was sad again, and so damned angry at Jill. How could such a sweet girl at times, become such an ungrateful little bitch at other times? How could she lay there hating her own daughter, when she loved her so much? And most of all, how could Dan, her late husband, leave her with so much responsibility and so damned much loneliness? Sure, it wasn't his fault that he died, but who's was it? Why did she deserve such unrequited love, and so much loneliness. After a year of living alone with her daughter, the pain was just as bad, especially at night when she lay there alone in her bed. But she would not soil those sheets with the sweat of another man, Dan was her first and last love.      Samantha turned violently on the bed and stared at the window. The nightly chorus went unheard by her tortured ears. The breeze which would have been so welcome a few hours before, now went unnoticed. She felt tears starting again and quickly dashed them from her face. As she closed her eyes, trying to fall asleep, she whispered a silent prayer into the night, as she had done so many times before. A prayer to end her loneliness or to end her existence.      As Samantha finally fell asleep the frogs continued to croak and crickets continued to sing, unaware of her anguish. A falling star flashed across the sky, burning out in a brief display of brilliant fire. That too went unnoticed. The sudden stillness of all of Earth's creatures might have caused the hairs to stand up on the back of anyone's neck, if anyone had noticed. But sleep had claimed the only nearby residents of the area, Samantha and Jill. A white film lifted from the grasslands lifting like smoke and trying to form itself into a cohesive shape above the grass. After what appeared to be a brief struggle against the forces of nature, the white shape coalesced, becoming more defined. It was the shape of a beautiful woman in Victorian era night clothes, a woman so beautiful that men would have held their breath in anticipation, and so frightening that their hearts would have frozen in terror.      Determining if the apparition was either good or evil would have been a heavy task. A trained observer might point out the fact that even the creatures of the night were terrified of it, but a man would point out how lovely and innocent the madonna- like face looked. She had the aspect of a saintly vision of beauty. A woman might point out the fact that many beautiful things were equally as deadly. But there were no men around, only two defenseless women deeply lost in sleep.      The apparition stood silent for a moment with it's eyes closed, then the vacant eyes opened and faced the house on the low hill above. With a determined look it floated across the grass and up the hill.      Samantha groaned in her sleep. The trace of a smile twisted her sleeping lips and she whispered incoherent phrases, then snuggled into the pillow. The room seemed to glow slightly with a white, phosphorescent light. Suddenly the apparition drifted through the door and floated over to the bed. With a look of tenderness the apparition watched Samantha's sleeping form. A white, ghostly hand reached down and stroked her hair. The hair lifted and fell back to the pillow in a neat bundle. The apparition gently laid on the bed next to Samantha. With a slender white hand it touched her firm stomach, then ran it's hand over her soft, sweetly scent breasts.      Samantha groaned in response and lifted her chest slightly to meet the ghostly hand. The apparition leaned down and kissed Samantha on the forehead, eliciting a waking response for the first time.      "Dear?" Samantha muttered. Her eyes fluttered open and looked at the ceiling for a moment, then they were drawn to the figure lying on the bed next to her. Her heart jerked in her chest, but her body hardly moved.      "What are you?" Samantha asked in a pleading voice.      "An answer to your prayers," the apparition said in a voice that had to be believed.      "The angel of death?"      "No, neither angel nor death," the apparition said with a smile. "I have many names in many lands, but be assured that you have nothing to fear from me. Women need never fear me."      "Why?"      "I was harmed by a man, not a woman. Call me Lady," the apparition said, then bent down to kiss Samantha on the cheek. Samantha closed her eyes and caught her breath.      "I can feel you," Samantha said in wonder.      "Of course."      "But you feel so cold," Samantha said with a shiver.      "Is this better?" The Lady asked, running her hand over Samantha's cheek.      "Oh yes, much better," Samantha answered wiggling slightly on the bed. "But what are you?"      "A force of nature. A compilation of many tortured souls who cannot find peace, a... I am a lot like you, only... well I'm not exactly alive, by your standards. Please, no more questions, I don't have much time. I am here to fulfill your wishes, then I must leave. Time is short."      "Are... are you going to make love to me?" Samantha asked breathlessly.      "Absolutely. I already am," the Lady said running her hand over Samantha's chest. Samantha closed her eyes and enjoyed the first touch in over a year. It seemed much longer, endless perhaps. The Lady ran a finger over Samantha's mouth. Samantha puckered her lips in response. The Lady leaned down and touched her ghostly lips to Samantha's. Samantha moaned and worked her mouth on the Lady's. Samantha automatically reached up to rub her lover's chest and her eyes flew open in surprise. Ghost or not, the Lady had a more than ample chest. Samantha propped herself up on one elbow and pulled open the Lady's night gown. Absolutely perfect white breast jiggled as the Lady moved.      "This is too real," Samantha said in wonder.      "It is real, Samantha, please don't think of it as anything else, it will spoil the moment. I know this is your first time with a woman, but you have thought of it many time. And it fills all your prerequisites. I am not a man, which you absolutely specified. You wanted no man in your bed. Now please, let's make the most of our time."      "Totally convinced by the sincerity of the Lady's voice, Samantha reached an arm around the Lady and pulled her down on top of her. With lonely, seeking lips she found the Lady's mouth and engaged her in a timeless, passionate kiss. As they kissed they let their hands roam freely over each other's body. With complete abandon, Samantha broke the kiss panting and slid down so she was facing those massive breasts.      With a burst of energy Samantha threw her arms around the Lady and turned so the Lady lay on the bottom. The Lady smiled and opened her arms, allowing Samantha complete access to her ivory white loveliness.      With a moan of pleasure Samantha opened her mouth wide and took as much breast into her mouth as she could. With her mouth wide open she sucked hard and let her tongue strum the nipple to an excited point. She released part of the tit and concentrated on sucking the nipple. She rapidly batted the nipple back and forth with her agile tongue, then sucked once more.      With a gasp, the Lady rolled over, forcing Samantha to take the bottom spot. The Lady desperately sought and nursed on Samantha's beautiful breasts with the enthusiasm that Samantha had shown her. The Lady suckled one tit then immediately went to the other, sucking and licking it to hardness. Samantha moaned, rubbing her legs together as a raging fire started in her loins. She could feel an embarrassing wetness between her legs. She had done little more than get herself off with a finger during the past year, so a lot of wetness had built up during that time.      The Lady finally released her breasts and moved down to kiss Samantha's stomach. Samantha hoped, she fervently wished that the Lady was going down on her, but she was wrong. The Lady stopped with her stomach pressed against Samantha's pussy. With one hand on each of Samantha's breasts, the Lady rubbed her slender stomach against Samantha's pelvis. Desperate for an orgasm, Samantha brought her knees up and held them with her arms. This brought her sopping wet pussy into contact with the Lady's firm stomach. With slow careful rolls, the Lady massaged Samantha's pussy with her stomach.      Samantha's eyes flew open. It was the first contact her pussy had felt in over a year, and it was so good. Samantha let out a little scream of pleasure. The Lady had held open her pussy with her thumbs, then slid her stomach and rib cage through her wet pussy with slow, delicious, surges of contact. Samantha felt fire shoot through her loins each time the Lady moved. In almost no time she was panting while the liquid surges of an orgasm crested inside her loins, then exploded with violent waves of passion. Samantha grunted and humped her pussy against the Lady's stomach as wave after wave of liquid fire tore her loins apart. It was her first big orgasm in so long. Much too long. The orgasm seemed to go on forever, then seemed to end much too soon.      "Oh, that was so good," Samantha said in a relaxed, loving voice.      "I know," the Lady said with a gentle smile.      "But you didn't come?" Samantha said in sudden guilt.      "I did, in a way. I am attuned to you," the Lady touched Samantha's forehead. "When you feel good, I feel good," she added with a contented smile.      "Let's try again," Samantha said enthusiastically.      "Sure," the Lady quickly agreed. Samantha spun the Lady around and lay atop her warm, ivory fleshed beauty. "I'm going to make you cum, if you can," Samantha added uncertainly.      "Oh, I can," the woman added. "As long as I'm in human form, I can perform human functions. It would be very... erotic," the ghostly woman said with a her Madonna-like smile.      Samantha almost felt like she was making love to her mother, but her pussy was hot again and she needed release, and she needed the fun and contact she had missed for so long.      Samantha passionately kissed the Lady's mouth for several minutes, then moved on to her jaw and finally she concentrated on her slender neck. The Lady responded as any woman would. This encouraged Samantha to try harder. Making love to a woman was not exactly the same as making love to Dan, which was probably why she could make love at all. Anything that reminded her of her late husband, tore her heart out.      Samantha felt her body shaking in anticipation. She slowly moved down so she was facing the immense but firm breasts. She petted each breast lovingly for a few minutes, then leaned down and captured one ivory white nipple in her lips. She sucked and tongued the nipple, overjoyed at the reaction it caused in the Lady. She moaned loudly and arched her back, cupping the back of Samantha's head with one slender hand, and twisting her own nipple with the other. Samantha watched the white fingers play with the pink nipple for a while before she finally slid over and changed nipples, suckling on the right breast as she had done with the left.      "That feels so wonderful," the Lady said ecstatically. "It's been so long, so awful long," she said with a catch in her voice.      Samantha knew the feeling, but at the moment she was preoccupied with the last part of her new experience. She slowly slid down and licked the Lady's belly button, then moved down even more so her kisses came into contact with the whitish bush. In a moment she faced the ghostly slit. Her entire body was shaking in intense anticipation. She could hardly breath, her breath came in short little gasps.      "Go ahead," the Lady encouraged her. Samantha looked up to see the loving eyes staring down at her.      "I don't think I can with you watching me," Samantha said nervously.      "You can," the woman said and slowly closed her eyes. Samantha sniffed and found the Lady smelled like a woman. Samantha had tasted her own pussy on Dan's dick, and her own finger enough to know how a woman should smell and taste. The Lady was... perfect.      Samantha extended her tongue and slowly pushed it toward the warm pussy lips. First contact caused the Lady to stiffen and catch her breath. Encouraged, Samantha licked the full length of the slit, tasted briefly, then began licking the Lady enthusiastically.      "I like this," Samantha paused and voiced her approval.      "I know," the Lady said with a smile. "I wish I could make you feel how..." she stopped, but Samantha failed to notice. She was working on the Lady's crotch again.      Samantha went back to eating wholeheartedly. At first she didn't noticed the slight tickle she felt between her legs. Then her brown eyes flew open and she looked up at the Lady in surprise. In a moment she was groaning into the Lady's pussy, gasping for breath and trying to whisper around the warm pussy flesh. The Lady kept her eyes closed and concentrated on arousing Samantha's pussy. Psychic energy was not as firm as the touch of a mouth, but it had far more heat and energy, when desired. Samantha was feeling a million tiny fingers feeling their way through her loins and ass. It felt like snakes had been released inside her pussy and ass, and electricity was being used to drive them wild. Samantha moaned and shuddered, feeling an orgasm building in her hot, tortured loins. She closed her eyes and tried to concentrate on eating the Lady, while her pussy exploded. She found herself pumping against the bed, her ravaged pussy seeing something firm to rub against during her orgasm. In a moment the orgasm calmed and finally stopped.      Samantha continued to eat, calmer now, until she felt the slight tickle between her legs again. She opened her eyes and shook her head slightly in protest, but it was too late. The fire was spreading already and nothing could stop it.      Eating savagely, sucking and licking the Lady's velvety pussy with total abandon, Samantha pumped her pussy against the bed as the fire ravaged her loins even stronger than before.      Whimpering in pain and pleasure, Samantha threw a hand between her hot, wet legs and helped to bring herself to orgasm. It took only seconds before her pussy exploded once more. She found herself screaming quietly and gasping for breath as wave after wave of liquid fire shot through her sweet loins. As the orgasm began to fade, so did the Lady.      "No, don't go," Samantha said in horror as she watched the Lady fading into nothingness.      "Don't worry, dear, I will be back on a regular basis, when you need me the most. But I suggest that you go out and meet real people, learn to love again before it's too late. You want to love now, while your flesh is young and sweet, not in 20 years when it will be leathery and wrinkled. Do it for me," the Lady said as she faded out.      Samantha found herself crying, partially for the loss of the Lady, and partially as a release of her own pent up frustrations.      Jill came into the room and sat down on the bed.      "I'm sorry, mom, I didn't mean to shout at you," Jill said, mistaking Samantha's anguish as the result of their argument.      "I'm sorry to dear, I haven't been myself lately. I think things might get better now, I have a feeling."      They hugged and Jill went back to her bed. Samantha would see the Lady several times before she grew old and died. But she also sought out the human touch that she had missed so much. She still loved Dan, but the world needed her love too.  THE END  . .

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Thursday Mornin' Procrastination

The photo shoot yesterday went great... and quick too. It took me longer to drive to the location than it did to do the actual shoot. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and the pics came out great - just what the client wanted - Woo-Hoo :o)

The rest of yesterday was such a bore... I so did not feel like doing any work and ended up procrastinating the entire day - Arg! Today doesn't look any better either - LOL.

But the good thing about yesterday was that "LAS" (little Asian spinner) finally called me back and again we ended up talking for a couple of hours. We hardly even talked about shooting, just mostly talked about blah, blah, blah... School, work, life... But yes, of course we did talk a little getting together for an interview and shooting (sometime next week)... but I think that we are both more interested in just getting together to meet than we are in actually shooting. No, I am not smiling as I type this :o)

"LAS" told me that she already considers me a friend. The type of friend that she could be friends with forever. Hmmm... Now what exactly does that mean? A friend that is just a "Good Buddy" or a friend that has "Special Privileges"? Of course you already know that I would prefer the latter. But then the subject of her b/f comes to mind. Arg! But during our entire conversation, she really only mentioned him once or twice and this time she certainly didn't talk about their on-going problems. I really think that she just wanted to forget about him and have a good (flirting) conversation with me. Well, at least I build my own ego thinking that - LOL.

She also told me that has a nude photo shoot scheduled for next week - her first. We talked about that for a bit and of course, being the protective, friend, photographer that I am, I asked her a few questions about the shoot, the photographer, the shots, what he's going to do with them, etc... I don't have a good feeling about it. She's young (over 18), naive, it's her first nude shoot and this photographer sounds like he's hitting on her...

Long pause...

Dang, he sounds like me - LOL. Then she definitely should not work with him. Is that hypocritical or what? Rhetorical question because it is not hypocritical. Yes, I flirt with and sometimes hit on models. But I don't take advantage of models and I don't cross the line; whereas lots, not all, but lots of photographers do. And this guy just doesn't give me the warm fuzzies. Besides, if she's going to do a nude shoot, I'd much rather her first be with me. Yes, a deffo a little jealously there, but more a protection for her than anything. I do want to do some nice artistic pics with her and if this guy is not legit, besides the fact that he could hurt her, she may never trust or want to shoot artistic nudes again. Arg!

Dang, Am I being protective or what? Yup, I am. I do care this for this young, naive model and I do not want to see her get hurt.

Yeah, I know... Somebody needs the wood. I'll get off my soapbox now.

The rest of our conversation was great. Neither one of us wanted to hang up. But after two hours of a phone pressed to my ear, it was time. Besides I really had to go pee and then try to get some work done (which I never did get done - Arg!).

Anyway, I said "Good-bye and Sweet Dreams" and she responded with "Dream of me tonight". Mmmm... and I did. Well, at least she was in my fantasy for few moments, but we won't talk about that - LOL.

Well, I deffo need to get back to my procrastinating now.
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Wednesday Mornin' Blues

Arg! So far it is such a boring week; still no artistic or adult photo shoots. But yesterday there was a little bright spot. This 19 year old Latina model (with virtually no experience) called me and wanted to talk about doing an artistic shoot together. We talked for awhile and OMG... she was funny, she had a great (dark) sense of humor, she made me laugh... Yeah, I know all three of those things kinda go together, but I don't have a lot to write about today so I have to stretch it - LOL?

Anyway, aside from making me laugh, she really loved my artistic work and flattered me by saying so (quite a few times). I still didn't know what she looked like, so I asked her to email me some pics and OMG, she is so not the type (physically) that I would normally shoot. Yes, she has a beautiful innocent face with really full lips (Mmmm), but she was also a very chunky Goth Chick. I'm not being mean, I'm just telling the truth. And, as you the reader already know, I usually only shoot petite models or models with rockin' bods. But who really cares, I enjoyed this girl's personality, we hit it off, she has great lips, a gorgeous face and I know we can do some really kewl pics together and have a great time doing so.

So, once she figures out her schedule, she's gonna come up for an interview and a quick test shoot... And, to tell you the truth, I'm really looking forward to it. It will deffo be fun and interesting to shoot a different type of model than I normally do. And, as I have already mentioned twice now, she has a great face and big, beautiful, lips - Mmmm, yummy!

Anyway, I have to stop for now... I have a photo shoot that I have to get ready for... No, not shooting any young (over 18) hot babes... it's just a product shot for a magazine ad. Wow... I guess I do shoot lots of other type of photos besides hot petite models. Never really thought about all the different types of photography I shoot. Hmmm... now that I think about it, I've shot tonnes of different types of models as well; young, old, fat, skinny, hot, cold, tall, short, beautiful & ugly. Disregard the parts above about not shooting that type of model - I don't know what the heck I'm talking about - need coffee.

Uh-oh, my shoot is in 30 minutes and I still need to shower, get my cameras ready and drive to location - YIKES! Gotta go...
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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Tuesday's Gone - Photo Shoot Withdrawals

Wow! Talk about a slow week so far; No photo shoots, no model interviews, no talking on the phone & flirting with models and no drama to speak of. Hmmm, I'm so busy, but I'm also so bored. Arg! All I've been doing for the past couple of days has been updating adult sites and "taking care of business" (great song by the way). I feel like I am going through withdrawals. I so need to do a photo shoot with a young (over 18) hot babe.
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Poetry - ATTRIBUTES
 

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Monday, September 12, 2005

Monday Toons

Three Jokes

1. A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. So, after reading many books on the subject and gathering all of the necessary equipment, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice boomed out, "HEY, YOU, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her Thermos, and began to cut another hole. Again, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The blonde, now worried, moved to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and once again tried to cut the ice hole. Once more, the voice said, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The blonde stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you, God?" The voice replied, "NO, YOU DUMB BLONDE, I OWN THE FUCKING! ICE RINK!"

2. A young army private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper. "Dad" he says, "on my first jump, I froze up at the door on the plane. A big black Sergeant standing behind me told me that if I didn't jump, he was gonna cram about 12 inches of dick up my ass." "Well did you jump?" asks his dad. "Just a little at first" answered the boy.

3. An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a US Air flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat. Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. The rule with the US Air employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat, you have to surrender it. So when the flight became completely full and still more needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of Mr. Gay and said the man now sitting there, "Excuse me, are you Gay?" The man, somewhat stunned, said, "Well, yes, as a matter of fact I am!" The flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to get off the plane." At this point Mr. Gay, who had been watching all of this, jumped up and said, "Excuse me, you've made a mistake - I'm Gay!" Finally, another man jumped up and said, "Well, hell, I'm gay too! They can't throw us all off!"
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Sunday, September 11, 2005

Take a Moment to Remember
 

Blogger Babe - Jaye Vampira

Jaye Vampira is petite, 20 year old, 5’ tall, 100 lb, Asian, Goth, Vamp. She has long, waist-length “Death-Black” hair, dark & innocent brown eyes, really sexy and full, nicely shaped, pouty “bedroom” lips, a hot 34-24-33 figure with really nice, round & full “B” cup boobs, tan nipples, a flat, very kissable, stomach, a round & firm butt, a great “cum fuck me doggy-style arch,” and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful dark brown lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!

I saw Jaye's photos on an on-line modeling website. OMG, what a hot little "POA" (piece of ass)! I noticed that in her portfolio it said that she was interested in mainstream modeling AND in adult modeling. Of course I was interested in her AND interested in shooting her – adult, non-adult, didn't matter. I just wanted to meet and photograph her. 
 

Meet her because; I thought she had a great look, a hot bod, sexy lips, great tits, beautiful hair… Not to mention, but I will anyway… she was young, petite, Asian (yes, we all know I have a thing for Asian girls) and she was Goth. Yes, I have a thing for Goth girls as well… No, no, no, not the typical, black lipstick, black nails, angst ridden, chubby, anti-social, sociopath, cutter girls… I'm talking about the cute, hot & sexy Goth Babes. Yes, I deffo have a thing for them and yes, they are few and far between, but they are out there – case in point – Jaye Vampira. Mmmm…

Photograph her because; Read the above paragraph. Do I need another reason? Ok, yeah I do… The reason, besides being a fucking “Hottie”, is that… whether we shoot adult, non-adult and/or both, we are going to get some great pics. That is the reason – all about the art. Well… that and the possibility of… well, you figure it out.
 

I contacted Jaye and we immediately hit it off. No need for an interview. I knew, even though she was not a professional that she would show up for the shoot and she would be professional. And yes, so would I – Dang! During our conversation we talked about shooting both adult and non-adult and decided to go ahead and schedule an adult shoot first – even though she had never done any type of adult modeling. Part of me wanted to do an adult shoot with her, but part of me didn't want to and I didn't think that she should be getting into the adult biz and I tried to make this clear to her… But she said that she wanted to… I stressed to her many times that this would be an Adult shoot, not hardcore, but open leg, masturbation, etc... She still wanted to. I told her that the photos would be sold as “content” and would be all over the internet and would be forever. She still wanted to. Big sigh… Moral dilemma… OK, I gave into my darker side and set up an adult shoot – but not without stressing that we were also going to do some non-adult pics at a later date. She agreed! But wait there was a catch on her part. She wanted to bring a chaperone to the shoot. Ok, no problem on my part, it's pretty standard. I asked who she was going to bring. She told me that she was going to bring her 19 year old cousin - who was also a model…
 

OK, have to stop here for a moment… Where do you think my thoughts went? Rhetorical question. You know dang well where they went – right into the gutter… So of course I had to ask. Would your cousin be interested in doing a shoot? More importantly… doing a girl/girl shoot with you? Jaye said that she would be into it, but she would have to ask her cousin. OMG, my mind went into overdrive. I didn't even know what the cousin looked like and already I “tented.” But wait… I really need to think about this… Think about what?... Think about this… I don't even know what she looks like… Does it matter?... Yes! No! I don't know… I'm not thinking clearly… I had to ask Jaye what she looked like. Jaye gave me the URL to her website and I immediately looked her up. My heart fluttered. Her cousin was a total babe. I was in love again. Wait… I'm in love with Jaye. Wait… Am I in love with Jaye? Of course I am. I'm in love with every girl. Jim Morrison comes to mind – “Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name? Hello, I love you. Let me jump in your game.” Am I getting involved in a love triangle – with cousins, no less?... Dang! What to do?... How about stopping this stupid inner dialogue and get on with the shoot?... Ok, good idea… Thanks… Don't mention it… Shut up… OK!

Jaye called me the next day to confirm the shoot and to let me know that her cousin loves my photography and wants to work with me. Woo-Hoo! But (there's always a "but"), she's not interested in doing ANY adult work. Ok, that's kewl. I can deal with that.

Beautiful Jay Vampira and her gorgeous cousin showed up the following day for the shoot. After introductions, we did the mandatory paperwork and the three of us talked while Jaye got ready. OMG, I could not fall in love any deeper even if I was tripped. I did not know which girl to flirt with more. Jaye was a sultry vamp and the cousin was a total sweetie and… What? You're married?!? Are you serious? Why?... Opps, that was rude to say… But true. Why would a hot 19 year old babe like her be married? Ok, another rhetorical question. Dang, I'd marry her! Ok, the decision is made. Jaye will get more of my attention now – LOL.
 

Onto the shoot: Like 99.99% of my shoots, it went really, really good. Well, that is until Jaye's cell phone rang and she just had to answer it. Her attitude got a little darker, so I gave her a robe and gave her some privacy while she talked with whoever it was on the other end. The cousin and I talked and ten minutes later we were still talking and waiting for Jaye. Jaye's conversation started to get a little heated. The cousin and I talked for another ten minutes. I found out that Jaye was talking with her ex... EX? Oh... Woo-Hoo! Things might be looking up – hehehe, Dang, I am soooo bad sometimes… Jaye got dressed and, while now arguing on the phone, left my studio, went outside, sat on the steps and continued her conversation for another 30 minutes. I would not usually let this happen during a shoot, but it seemed important to Jaye and besides, I had a nice talk with the cousin – we actually set a date to get together and shoot some nice artistic pics. 

After another few minutes I asked the cousin to go tell Jaye that we really needed to get back to work. She did and a few minutes later, Jaye came back in – hating all men! So of course, I had to put on my best behavior, so Jaye would know that NOT all men (namely me) are assholes… I think I convinced her… Riiiight!

Back to the shoot: The rest of the shoot went really well and we got a lot done. Jaye was wonderful to work with. She knew how to pose and she knew how to work the camera. In less than 4 hours (including her time on the phone) we did 9 different set-ups including: cheerleader, three different Goth scenes, voyeur and a webcam scene. We then did a very hot & very sexy bondage scene where Jaye was blindfolded and bound by a metal posture bar with leather collar & leather wrist restraints. The Posture Bar was supplied by Eros Boutique. Yes, this is a plug for Eros Boutique – a great place for all your sexual pleasures. Check it out - Eros Boutique.
 

And finally, we did a Somnophilia (sleeping girl) scene scene. As I mentioned with Blogger Babe – Jade Moore, I really like shooting the sleeping girl stuff. Mmmm…
 

After we finished shooting, the three of us sat around, talked and flirted for awhile. We set some dates to shoot some non-adult photography and they they left. Over the course of the next few weeks I talked to Jaye and her cousin quite a few times, but we have not gotten together yet. My fault… I have been very busy. Yeah, yeah… I know, that's not a good excuse… but it's a real excuse. Anyway, hopefully sometime in the next few weeks (or so), my schedule will clear and I will be able to get together with Jaye, the cousin and/or both of them to do some more shooting.

Anyway, if you want to see more of Jaye Vampira, you can check her out at "Porn Jester's Asian Girls", "Triple X Cams" and "Somnophilia.com - Sex with Sleeping Girls".
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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