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Archived August 7, 2005 - August 13, 2005
Saturday, August 13, 2005
posted by: Neo ©
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Alfred Hitchcock is one of the greatest filmmakers
of all time. If you haven't seen any of his movies, do yourself a favor
and rent some of his DVDs. Deffo check out:
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posted by: Neo
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I believe that this photo was done in the late
1890's - It is in the classic style of the "Old Master's paintings. If
it were a better scan or if the original were in better condition, I think
that we would see that the lighting and shadows are nicely done. Ok, let's
get past the artistic qualities of this pic. Look at the model. She's not
too bad... She has great tits - probably a nice "C" cup. Looks like she
as a nice body, though she might have a little bit of a stomach, or it
just might be the way she's sitting. Either way, it's deffo not a reason
to kick her out of bed. Mmmm... Antique erotica...
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and Sexy Detective Stories, Check Out:
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"Porn Jester's Black Girls" - Exclusive pictures of hot & horny Black teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice, tight, juicy & pink, pussy. Plus hardcore adult cartoons and steamy erotic stories. Dang, I've been sooo busy this week... As promised, here is the second in the series of PJ sites. The first was "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" and next will be "Porn Jester's Latina Girls", followed by "White Girls", "Adult Toons" and "Erotic Stories". Even though these sites carry the "Porn Jester" name, they are not to be confused with the PJ "Extreme" sites such as "Porn Jester's Extreme Black Girls". The "Extreme" sites are just what the name implies; they're hardcore video sites. While the non-extreme sites (same title - minus the "Extreme") are a little softer, they offer quite a bit more content; including over 50 galleries of young (over 18) hot Black Babes, adult toons and erotic stories. "Porn Jester's Black Girls" features many full galleries of Black Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, Lesbians and just some really sweet & cute Ebony Teens. As a matter of fact, a lot of the Black girls; "Audreee Jaymes", "Sydnee Capri", and "Erika & Kandi Kane" (to name just a few) that have been featured here on Sex Blogger as Blogger Babes have full spreads (pun intended) on "Porn Jester's Black Girls". "Porn Jester's Black Girls" really does have a lot to offer; Galleries of erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, the most important thing - 1000's of photos of Naughty Nubian babes - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of deep, dark, African pussy. "Porn Jester's Black Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. Ok, enough of the sales pitch. Check out "Porn
Jester's Black Girls". You won't be disappointed.
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posted by: Patty © 2005
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posted by: Jason
Love ©
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Thursday, August 11, 2005 Holy Moly... Today is the third, I repeat, the "THIRD" anniversary of Sex Blogger. It is s hard to believe that I have already been running this blog for three years. - Yikes! Where has the time gone? That is a rhetorical question. More importantly - what have I done with my life over the past three years? That is more than a rhetorical question. It is more of a deep inside, really need to think, really need to find myself, really need to... "Holy Moly" What the hell have I done with my life over the past three years!? I don't even want to think about that... Ok, now that that is out of the way, let's talk about the past three years of this blog. It really has changed quite a bit - no, not "quite a bit" - more like it has changed a lot over the past THREE years (dang, I still cannot believe it). Sex Blogger now has contributing writers and artists. It has more articles, photos, art, features, toons and, of course, it has more ads. I guess that kinda goes along with progress, huh? I mean, I do have have to make a living and I make my living by photography and by selling memberships to adult websites, but... we're not talking about me... Back to the blog... I keep trying to ad more and more features, more articles, more art and, of course, more free pics of hot babes for surfers to look at. But also, while doing this, I have noticed that there is less and less of "me"... Is this a good thing? I don't know. Oops... Why do I keep going back to me? Hmmm... Not only does Sex Blogger have many loyal returning surfers, it also gets thousands and thousands of unique hits a day. And it is growing... So I guess that I am doing something right with the direction that Sex Blogger has taken. Whether it is going in the right direction or not, one of the reasons that there is less of "me" is that I just don't have a whole lot of time these days to sit down and write out my life, rants & feelings. I'm just too busy putting all the other stuff on Sex Blogger and updating it on a daily basis... not to mention the fact that I am still working on, building and updating other adult websites, and when time permits, I am interviewing and shooting models for adult content, shooting models for my artistic work, shooting mainstream photography for... What am I shooting mainstream photography for??? I guess... because I do like it. It is separate from the adult work, I get to meet new people, I make money... Ok, well I don't really make much money with the mainstream stuff... but it's still a nice diversion from the adult world. And trust me... The adult world really sucks you in (no pun intended) and ends up taking all of your time. Granted, it is the mainstay of my financial income, but it has also become the mainstay of my social life - In other words, I have no social life because I have turned into a hermit and am chained to this computer 12 hours a day. OMG, this is sooo about me now - LOL... Anyway, after going back and reading my First Blogger Week, I've decided that, time permitting, I'm going to try and get Sex Blogger back to being a little more personal. No, no, don't worry... I'm still going to keep all the other features, so there will always be plenty of eye-candy for everyone. This is getting sooo long... which is another reason why I don't write that much personal stuff any more - I don't know when to shut up!!! - LOL... Anyway, in closing (finally), I just wanted to say, thanks for reading
Sex Blogger and thanks for the past three years.
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"Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian babes. Yeah, I know, this site is a lot like my other lesbian site - "Teen Twins." The design is the same and I do use a lot of the same girls in the galleries, but, there are a lot of new and different lesbians in "Kissing Pussy" and they're not all twins. A few of the galleries are of really hot Asian schoolgirl lesbians - WOW! And just like "Teen Twins," I really like the site. Did I mention the Asian schoolgirls? :o) Anyway, the site is easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and there are tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing, licking and eating sweet pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot all the pics of the Asian Lesbians (hehehehe) and some of the pics in the other galleries, but the rest, I licensed from an image broker. And, because "Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site, if you become a member, you also get free access to over 300,000 other adult sites, free adult movies (over 50,000), live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. No shit! You really do get all of that! So check it out and let me know what you think.
New Look. New Design. New Content. I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and very violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o) "Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.
""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.
"Sex Safari" is a good site. Everything about the site is good: the design, the content, everything. And the best thing is... it's a MEGA site! Which means that it has a ton of content (photos). The site has 6 galleries of Asian, Black & Latina babes, plus 2 comix galleries, plus 2 illustrated erotica galleries and a huge antique porn gallery. Of course each of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content. "Sex Safari" is a proud member of the "CyberSex Prestige" AVS system. If you become a member then you get free access to thousands of other adult sites, adult movies, streaming videos, live chat and lots more. It truly is a very good deal!
"Somnophilia"
is a CyberSex
Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over
400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There is also a special
bonus gallery with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful
paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters. The galleries are
updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every
month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely
surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to
view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind.
"Somnophilia" is
a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite
well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on. And
because "Somnophilia"
is a CyberSex
Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult
sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive
pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check
"Somnophilia" out.
You won't be disappointed.
posted by: Neo ©
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005
posted by: Neo ©
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Rule # 4,273: Do not visit Dominicans on a full stomach. In fact, don't even show up thin. They will insist that you eat something and will not budge on the matter. You can decline all you want, but notice how the word no forms and opening large enough to fit a spoon. “Quiere comer, Yayson?” “I already eat, thank you.” “Sientese.” Sientese means “sit down,” and it's always followed with eating. Everything in the Dominican Republic comes with rice: breakfast, lunch, dessert, medical applications. If you order rice at a restaurant, they ask if you want rice with it. Moro, or rice and beans, is made with white rice, brown rice, wheat rice, and most impressively, wild rice, which has to be hunted. By week's end, all I could say was “no moro.” Gracia showed us around, our party swelling by the minute. That was one thing that could bring the children down from the mango tree: a white person. And no matter how many we numbered, the neighbors could accommodate. If we came with twelve people, they brought the sofa right out to the porch, carrying plates of rice on its cushions. By the time we reached cousin Maria, I was in a taxidermic trance. “Sientese,” she said. Uh-oh. Out came the chicken feet, a delicacy in the DR. It had never occurred to me to eat the foot of a chicken. Maybe I had never been hungry enough. The family gathered 'round to watch the gringo eat, snapping photos at times. I dipped the—gulp—toes into vinegar and gave it a nibble. I'd say that it tasted like chicken, but it didn't. It tasted like gristle, or tendons, or something one really ought to discard. Yahaira and I were treated to these kinds of meals everywhere we stepped. We would have gained some serious weight, too, if the sun hadn't melted it off of us. And it's a good thing we didn't have to purchase food, because prices changed according to how much Spanish you know. Here was my bid for Pepsi: “Un Pepsi, por favor.” “Cuarenta pesos,” said the clerk. “Cuacawhorento?” I asked. “No, uh, cien y cuarenta pesos.” “Sientese?” Yahaira walked in and saw what was happening. Not shy in any language, Yahaira said “el diablo” and “la madre” and other things that you never, ever say to someone unless you feel that you can take them in a fight. After that, I was not allowed to buy Pepsi on my own. Our tour continued, children staring as only they can. A six-year-old made kissing noises as he cut mangoes with a machete. His mom seemed concerned not that he would cut himself but that he would get mango in his ear. One we had met everyone Gracia knew, we visited the cemetery to meet everyone she used to know. The graveyard was no Forest Lawn. It looked like, well, a ghost town: tiny buildings on either side of a dusty road. I say buildings, but they were more like chests of drawers, a drawer for each member of the family. We stopped at Señor Guzman, who grew up with Tia Gracia. He occupied the top drawer of the Guzman chest. An altar showed pictures of the family in happier days when their living years overlapped. Gracia cried as she kissed the empty drawers, clutching a rosary that wasn't around her neck. She did the same thing at home when she prayed to her mother, whose blood ran through 14 children. They called her La Vieja (the Old One). Then came Night of the Saints, when everyone squeezed into La Vieja's room to chant. It wasn't a soft Puritan prayer like I knew back home; it was loud and wild and asked that you stomp your feet. Eighty-year-old women screeched at the tops of their lungs. I couldn't understand what they were saying, but I knew that they really meant it. Sweaty young men banged the bongos with all their might. Everyone danced, even the fatally ill. Cousin Maria grabbed me from behind my camcorder and shuffled me toward the chaos. There I danced with men, women, children, even a baby being moved like a puppet by her mama. My puritan qualms were bongoed to death, a sacrifice to the saints. I woke up the next morning clear as a bell. “I feel terrific,” I told Gracia. “You handed it over to God,” she said. I sat on the porch, reflecting over moro. What the Dominicans lack in possessions they make up for in time. They have time to sit on the porch and scratch. They talk to everyone who passes by, livestock included. They knew the kind of things you can only learn when you peel beans together. Our sense of brotherhood back home may have disappeared with the front porch. When I arrived in the DR, I had a hard time shifting out of American mode. It hurt to slow down and not obsess over money. It wasn't so much culture shock but the fact that I was talking to a group of people who thought Dow Jones was a baseball player. It's so easy to get caught up in our worlds and not see beyond the minimall. In time I forgot about the news and my anus stopped twitching. I had fallen in love with a country: its smiles, its mangoes, its lack of road rules. In the end there are no language barriers; it's only love or the lack thereof. On our way to the airport, I absorbed the country from a lounge chair in the back of a pickup. Young men played dominoes in the middle of the day. They couldn't afford the baubles of Bauble-On, but they knew where they belonged. They would be buried in a chest of drawers beside their family. They didn't need insurance; they knew that no matter what happened, they would be okay. Americans may have all the stuff, but in this
exhausted man's opinion, Dominicans are by far the richer.
posted by: Jason
Love ©
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posted by: Lady
Atropos ©
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Tuesday, August 9, 2005
"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" - Exclusive pictures of hot & horny Asian teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice tight pink pussy. Plus hardcore adult cartoons and steamy erotic stories. This is a site that I just finished working on. It is the first in a series of PJ sites. Next will come "Porn Jester's Black Girls", followed by "Latina Girls", "White Girls", "Adult Toons" and "Erotic Stories". Even though these sites carry the "Porn Jester" name, they are not to be confused with the PJ "Extreme" sites such as "Porn Jester's Extreme Asian Girls". The "Extreme" sites are just what the name implies; they're hardcore video sites. While the non-extreme sites (same title - minus the "Extreme") are a little softer, they offer quite a bit more content; including over 50 galleries of young (over 18) hot Asian Babes, adult toons and erotic stories. "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" features many full galleries of Asian Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, Lesbians and just some really sweet & cute Asian Teens. As a matter of fact, a lot of the Asian girls; "Brooke Milano", "Sabrine Maui", "Kitty", "Jade Moore" and "Thai Angel" (to name just a few) that have been featured here on Sex Blogger as Blogger Babes have full spreads (pun intended) on "Porn Jester's Asian Girls". "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" really does have a lot to offer; Asian girls from Japan, China, Thailand, Korea, Vietnam and more. Plus - erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient. "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more. Ok, enough of the sales pitch. Check out "Porn
Jester's Asian Girls". You won't be disappointed.
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We all like to watch, so here's something for
that "Pervert" in all of us... Enjoy!
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Monday, August 8, 2005
posted by: Swenson
Funnies ©
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1. One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him." 2. The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?" Bubba replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!" The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser. His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba?" 3.
An obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself
was serving a plane's cabin. He came swishing down the aisle and said through
the PA, "Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up
your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed
that one of the women hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the
main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head
and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no
one." The flight attendant responded, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put up the tray, Bitch."
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Sunday, August 7, 2005 Kandi Kane is a sexy, 21 year old, 5’6, 115 lb, Black Girl. She has
wavy, just past the shoulder, black hair, pretty brown eyes, a sweet smile,
really, really, really nice & round 34C tits with nice chocolate-drop
nipples, a shapely 34-22-36 figure, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arch,
a great ass, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful black lipps (See
this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!
I met Kandi through another model – Erika Kane, when I was in Las Vegas
for the Adult Webmaster's Convention. Click
here to read all about it.
Anyway, if you want to see more of Erika Kane, Kandi Kane or Erika &
Kandi together, check out "Teen
Shower Cam" and "Porn
Jester's Black Girls".
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph! I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o) Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o) Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails.
They will be deleted!
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Comments & Opinions I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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