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Saturday, August 13, 2005

I'd Hit It!

I'd Hit It!
 Mmmm...
Celeste
Celeste
I'd Hit It!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Alfred Hitchcock's 106th Birthday
 

The Master of Suspense - Alfred Hitchcock
The Master of Suspense

Alfred Hitchcock is one of the greatest filmmakers of all time. If you haven't seen any of his movies, do yourself a favor and rent some of his DVDs. Deffo check out:
 

Rear Window
Psycho
North by Northwest
Dial M for Murder
Rope
Strangers on a Train
The Wrong Man
Vertigo
Notorious
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posted by: Neo ©
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Quote of the Week
 

I find it extraordinary that a straightforward if inelegant device for ensuring the survival of the species should involve human beings in such emotional turmoil. Does sex have to be taken so seriously?

– PD James

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posted by: Neo
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Antique Erotica
 

Antique Erotica
Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I believe that this photo was done in the late 1890's - It is in the classic style of the "Old Master's paintings. If it were a better scan or if the original were in better condition, I think that we would see that the lighting and shadows are nicely done. Ok, let's get past the artistic qualities of this pic. Look at the model. She's not too bad... She has great tits - probably a nice "C" cup. Looks like she as a nice body, though she might have a little bit of a stomach, or it just might be the way she's sitting. Either way, it's deffo not a reason to kick her out of bed. Mmmm... Antique erotica...
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posted by: Neo ©
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Friday, August 12, 2005

Sci-Fi Friday - Erotic Science Fiction Stories - Five Card Stud

Sci-Fi Friday - Erotic Science FictionFive Card Stud

    Nancy Matten came awake as the red light above her door began flashing in time with a subtle beeping sound issuing from her ceiling. She sat up and yawned, stretching magnificently, before rushing over to the sink. She placed her mouth on the mouthpiece and flashed her teeth clean. Licking her lips, she sat on the bed and waited. In a moment she heard the gentle tap on her door. She stood, smoothed down her antiquated white girdle, and pulled up her black sheer stockings. 
    "Ok," she said to herself. "Look happy," a sarcastic note tainted her voice as she opened the door. A man in an old, corroded steal pressure suit entered, giving her a huge grin as he tossed his helmet into a corner. 
    "Hugh," she said with some enthusiasm. Hugh was not only a steady, reliable John, he was also something of a friend. He was a jet jockey with a small mining ship called the Rushmore, which he mainly used for local exploration. In other words, he knocked around the asteroid belt until he became horny, then sought out one of the pleasure satellite's notorious beauties. Nancy didn't mind, he was a bit stingy, but not half as weird as most of her clients. 
    "Welcome back," she said, guiding him to the red velvet couch. She helped him off with the pressure suit and held her nose as she pointed toward the showers. He chuckled as he stalked off in his longjohns. 
    "Feel free to use the laundry on those horrible things," she called behind him. "Can this thing be washed?" she asked, holding the top portion of his pressure suit. 
    "Only with a chemical wash," he called back from the shower. "Don't worry, you get used to it," he laughed. 
    "Oh no I won't. If I ever get a ship of my own, I will have a change of suits, one for each day." 
    "You, on a ship of your own?" Hugh chuckled as he returned, drying his hair.
"What, that's funny?" 
    "Sure. Space is no place for a woman. Women should stay in the bedroom where it's safe," he laughed, tossing the wet towel over her head. 
    "Be careful what you say, space boy, or you will have to find a new whore. And possibly a new set of balls," she added in a mumble. 
    "Can I get a blowjob?" he asked, bouncing on the bed. He slid a hand up her shapely stocking-covered leg. She looked at the dirty, scarred hand and pushed it away impatiently. 
    "That's all you came for, a blowjob?" 
    "Sure. We get to daydreaming out there, in the coldness of space. It's what keeps us going. For me it's a vision of you blowing me." 
    "How romantic," she said sarcastically. 
    "Yeah," he grinned. "So how about it?"
    "Sure, lay back," she said in a bored voice. She sat motionless for a moment until a tick began in her left eye, signifying that her empathy chip had been activated. There was an immediate change in her demeanor. She suddenly desired the blowjob as much as he did. "Strip," she said with a sexy smile. 
    "God how I love this," he said, tearing the towel from his waist. He looked down enthusiastically, as she slid between his legs, rubbing them as she advanced. She gave him an erotic look before she went down on his throbbing cock. It slid between her warm lips and he gasped. "Oh yes," he said, leaning back on the bed. He closed his eyes and ground his teeth as her talented mouth fully engulfed his genetically enlarged penis, swallowing the huge sausage as if it were nothing. 
    "My God, you are so good," he gasped as her warm wet lips slid up and down on his cock. Her tongue slid along the side of his cock, touching just the right place beneath the circumcised head of his cock. How she knew where to stimulate, he never knew. It was like she could crawl into his mind and feel what he felt. She could, of course. Her empathy implant served that very purpose. Any whore worth her salt, sprang for the most basic of implants. Empathy was a big part of it. 
    Nancy stopped and slid her tongue back and forth over the head of his cock. He jerked upright. She gasped in response, feeling the intense pleasure shooting through her own body. They were phantom feelings, of course, not nearly as strong as those in Hugh's own body. 
    She bobbed up and down rapidly, then stopped and sucked the head of his cock as her tongue danced across the sensitive head and along the sides. Hugh gave a slight scream and fell back, grasping the blanket in his worn, calloused hands. 
    "Oh fuck," he screamed, barely able to endure the wonderful sensation between his legs. He reached down and held Nancy's head in his hand, feeling it's softness and warmth as it bobbed beneath it. Hugh began curling his toes, just second before the big explosion. He held his breath and clenched his ass muscles, before he finally screamed and fell back to the bed again. 
    "Yesssss!!!" he screamed, withering on the bed. He looked down at the beautiful face, now sipping his cum, and threw his legs around the incredible beauty. It was only a moment before the entire contents of his loins had passed from his cock, into her mouth and down to her stomach. She smacked her lips and sat up, wiping her mouth on the back of her hand. 
    "Incredible!" Hugh gasped, springing up on the bed and pulling her into a hug. "That was fucking incredible." 
    "It was a fucking waste," she said with a slight pout on her face. "All that meat and not even one little fuck. I miss the feeling of that huge sausage of yours splitting my tail. When do I get mine?" 
    "Next time, I promise," he said, hugging her again. Her eye twitched as she mentally disconnected her empathy chip. She suddenly needed to wash. 
    "I think that's what you said last time," she said, climbing to her feet. 
    "Did I? Sorry about that. How much time do I have?" 
    Nancy looked at the back of her hand. The chronometer chip implanted there ran off the nervous energy of her body. 
    "Three fucking hours," she gasped. "Do you want to get cleaned up and try again?" she asked hopefully. 
    "No, I've had enough. I was only out for a week. I mostly wanted companionship. Hey, do you play poker?" 
    Nancy felt her hackles rise. Didn't he know? She had an empathy chip, a mathematics chip, and about fifteen other's. He didn't have a chance against her. 
    "Weren't you ever told, never play poker with a whore?" she said resentfully.
"No, I don't think so." 
    "Well I'm telling you now. Never play poker with a whore, they have an unfair advantage." 
    "Chicken?" 
    "What?" she asked in amazement. 
    "Afraid to lose your hard-earned money," he said, patting the bed. "Afraid of getting fucked by a real man in a man's game?" 
    "No, you son-of-a-bitch, I'm not. If you want to lose your money, that's fine with me. But I want an impartial witness, I'm not getting stiffed." 
    "Fine." 
    "Fine. Elton, get in here," she shouted at the ceiling. She heard the heavy footsteps rushing toward the door. Too late she realized that he expected an emergency. He busted through the door with an enforcer in hand, looking for somebody to shoot. He automatically centered his weapon on Hugh. 
    "Whoa," Hugh shouted, holding up his hands. 
    "At ease, Elton," Nancy said, holding up a deck of cards from her dresser. "This is a friendly game. Put the gun away." 
    "You little bitch," Elton said, wiping the sweat from his bald head. "I lost a year of life getting here." 
    "This man wants to play poker," Nancy said incredulously. 
    "Are you serious?" Elton gasped. 
    "I insist," Hugh said confidently. 
    "You'll lose?" Elton shrugged, sitting on the red couch. 
    "I think I can beat one little whore," Hugh sneered. Nancy suddenly wondered how she could have liked the guy. He was an asshole. Elton suddenly realized why she wanted to teach him a lesson. He was an asshole. 
    "New deck," Nancy said, showing him the seal, then tossing the cards across the table. 
    Nancy walked through the BX looking at pressure suits. She found a rack of suits her size and waved to get the clerk's attention. 
    "I'll take 7 of these," she pointed. The girl behind the counter hurried up to the rack of suits and began tossing them on the cart. 
    "That's a lot of credits," she warned over her shoulder. "Hey, don't you work here?" she asked in surprise. 
    "Not any more. I own the Rushmore, a small mining ship. Oh, and I will also need some cleaning supplies, the last captain was a slob. 
    Nancy waited for clearance from the tower, then broke connection with the dock. As she drifted away from the Pleasure Palace she looked at the charts, conveniently left by the previous captain. After much study, she decided to follow his leads. If he was right, there was a large deposit of silver on GW3-13. It wouldn't bring her a fortune, but it was a start, and it was close by. He had been too lazy to mine it for so little return. Nancy was not. 
    She couldn't wait to fill the hold and return. The Pleasure Palace had a new whore. He was inexperienced, but he had a cock like a sausage. Just what she needed after a long tour in space. 
    With a loud, almost insane laugh, Nancy pushed the stick forward and blasted out into the unknown. 

THE END 
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Sex-Fi - Erotic Science Fiction
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Check This - New Site - Porn Jester's Black Girls
 

Porn Jester's Black Girls
Porn Jester's Black Girls

"Porn Jester's Black Girls" - Exclusive pictures of hot & horny Black teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice, tight, juicy &  pink, pussy. Plus hardcore adult cartoons and steamy erotic stories.

Dang, I've been sooo busy this week... As promised, here is the second in the series of PJ sites. The first was "Porn Jester's Asian Girls" and next will be "Porn Jester's Latina Girls", followed by "White Girls", "Adult Toons" and "Erotic Stories". Even though these sites carry the "Porn Jester" name, they are not to be confused with the PJ "Extreme" sites such as "Porn Jester's Extreme Black Girls". The "Extreme" sites are just what the name implies; they're hardcore video sites. While the non-extreme sites (same title - minus the "Extreme") are a little softer, they offer quite a bit more content; including over 50 galleries of young (over 18) hot Black Babes, adult toons and erotic stories.

"Porn Jester's Black Girls" features many full galleries of Black Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, Lesbians and just some really sweet & cute Ebony Teens. As a matter of fact, a lot of the Black girls; "Audreee Jaymes",  "Sydnee Capri", and "Erika & Kandi Kane" (to name just a few) that have been featured here on Sex Blogger as Blogger Babes have full spreads (pun intended) on "Porn Jester's Black Girls".

"Porn Jester's Black Girls" really does have a lot to offer; Galleries of  erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, the most important thing - 1000's of photos of Naughty Nubian babes - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of deep, dark, African pussy.

"Porn Jester's Black Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more.

Ok, enough of the sales pitch. Check out "Porn Jester's Black Girls". You won't be disappointed.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Naughty Lesbian Pics
 

Naughty Lesbian Pics
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posted by: Neo
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Porn Jester
 

Porn Jester
Porn Jester's
Asian Girls
 
Porn Jester's
Black Girls
Porn Jester's
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Porn Jester's
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posted by: The Porn Jester ©
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Check This - Get Up Close & Personal
 

Invade Their Privacy
Invade Their Privacy
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posted by: Neo
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Featured Artist - Patty @ A Creative Spanked Wife
 

Featured Artist - Patty @ A Creative Spanked Wife

Click Here for More From A Creative Spanked Wife

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posted by: Patty © 2005
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Friday Funnies

SnapShots By Jason Love

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posted by: Jason Love ©
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Thursday, August 11, 2005

3rd Anniversary of Sex Blogger

Holy Moly... Today is the third, I repeat, the "THIRD" anniversary of Sex Blogger. It is s hard to believe that I have already been running this blog for three years. - Yikes! Where has the time gone? That is a rhetorical question. More importantly - what have I done with my life over the past three years? That is more than a rhetorical question. It is more of a deep inside, really need to think, really need to find myself, really need to... "Holy Moly" What the hell have I done with my life over the past three years!? I don't even want to think about that...

Ok, now that that is out of the way, let's talk about the past three years of this blog. It really has changed quite a bit - no, not "quite a bit" - more like it has changed a lot over the past THREE years (dang, I still cannot believe it). Sex Blogger now has contributing writers and artists. It has more articles, photos, art, features, toons and, of course, it has more ads. I guess that kinda goes along with progress, huh? I mean, I do have have to make a living and I make my living by photography and by selling memberships to adult websites, but... we're not talking about me...

Back to the blog... I keep trying to ad more and more features, more articles, more art and, of course, more free pics of hot babes for surfers to look at. But also, while doing this, I have noticed that there is less and less of "me"... Is this a good thing? I don't know. Oops... Why do I keep going back to me? Hmmm...

Not only does Sex Blogger have many loyal returning surfers, it also gets thousands and thousands of unique hits a day. And it is growing... So I guess that I am doing something right with the direction that Sex Blogger has taken. Whether it is going in the right direction or not, one of the reasons that there is less of "me" is that I just don't have a whole lot of time these days to sit down and write out my life, rants & feelings. I'm just too busy putting all the other stuff on Sex Blogger and updating it on a daily basis... not to mention the fact that I am still working on, building and updating other adult websites, and when time permits, I am interviewing and shooting models for adult content, shooting models for my artistic work, shooting mainstream photography for... What am I shooting mainstream photography for??? I guess... because I do like it. It is separate from the adult work, I get to meet new people, I make money... Ok, well I don't really make much money with the mainstream stuff... but it's still a nice diversion from the adult world. And trust me... The adult world really sucks you in (no pun intended) and ends up taking all of your time. Granted, it is the mainstay of my financial income, but it has also become the mainstay of my social life - In other words, I have no social life because I have turned into a hermit and am chained to this computer 12 hours a day.

OMG, this is sooo about me now - LOL... Anyway, after going back and reading my First Blogger Week, I've decided that, time permitting, I'm going to try and get Sex Blogger back to being a little more personal. No, no, don't worry... I'm still going to keep all the other features, so there will always be plenty of eye-candy for everyone.

This is getting sooo long... which is another reason why I don't write that much personal stuff any more - I don't know when to shut up!!! - LOL...

Anyway, in closing (finally), I just wanted to say, thanks for reading Sex Blogger and thanks for the past three years.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Japanese Shunga
 

Japanese Shunga
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posted by: Neo
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Check This - Lesbian Videos
 


Hardcore & Hot Lesbian Action!
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posted by: Neo
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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

CHINESE PROVERBS

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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posted by: Neo
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Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls
 

Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls - They Can't Say No!
Somnophilia - Sleeping Girls
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posted by: Neo ©
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UpDates & Reviews

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"Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian babes. Yeah, I know, this site is a lot like my other lesbian site - "Teen Twins." The design is the same and I do use a lot of the same girls in the galleries, but, there are a lot of new and different lesbians in "Kissing Pussy" and they're not all twins. A few of the galleries are of really hot Asian schoolgirl lesbians - WOW! And just like "Teen Twins," I really like the site. Did I mention the Asian schoolgirls? :o) Anyway, the site is easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and there are tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing, licking and eating sweet pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot all the pics of the Asian Lesbians (hehehehe) and some of the pics in the other galleries, but the rest, I licensed from an image broker. And, because "Kissing Pussy" is a CyberAge Platinum site, if you become a member, you also get free access to over 300,000 other adult sites, free adult movies (over 50,000), live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. No shit! You really do get all of that! So check it out and let me know what you think.

"Cuntoons" - Features X-rated adult cartoons, illustrated erotica, 3D animation, flash movies, anime, hentai and more.

New Look. New Design. New Content. I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and very violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.

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""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.

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"Sex Safari" is a good site. Everything about the site is good: the design, the content, everything. And the best thing is... it's a MEGA site! Which means that it has a ton of content (photos). The site has 6 galleries of Asian, Black & Latina babes, plus 2 comix galleries, plus 2 illustrated erotica galleries and a huge antique porn gallery. Of course each of these galleries are updated on a monthly basis with fresh new content. "Sex Safari" is a proud member of the "CyberSex Prestige" AVS system. If you become a member then you get free access to thousands of other adult sites, adult movies, streaming videos, live chat and lots more. It truly is a very good deal!

Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls - They can't say NO!  "Somnophilia - Sex with Sleeping Girls" - Sleepysex fantasy pictures of cute & innocent Asian, Black, Latina, European & Pregnant girls fondled, fingered & fucked while sleeping. These girls can't say "NO!"

"Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are eight fully loaded galleries with over 400 photos of sweet & innocent sleeping girls. There is also a special bonus gallery with Hentai & Anime artwork of sleeping babes PLUS beautiful paintings of sleeping women from the Old World Masters. The galleries are updated with brand new pictures of Sexy Sleeping Beauties each and every month. This site is very well done, nice design, easy to navigate and extremely surfer friendly. There are dozens and dozens of high quality samples to view. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind. "Somnophilia" is a very erotic and sensual fetish and this site handles the genre quite well. I absolutely love this site. It's a definite turn-on. And because "Somnophilia" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials & videos, personal ads and much, much more. Really, check "Somnophilia" out. You won't be disappointed.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
 

Face Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
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posted by: Neo ©
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And So It Goes - Dominican Republic, Part IV 

Jason Love - Dominican Republic, Part IV

     Rule # 4,273: Do not visit Dominicans on a full stomach. In fact, don't even show up thin. They will insist that you eat something and will not budge on the matter. You can decline all you want, but notice how the word no forms and opening large enough to fit a spoon.

     “Quiere comer, Yayson?”

     “I already eat, thank you.”

     “Sientese.”

     Sientese means “sit down,” and it's always followed with eating.

     Everything in the Dominican Republic comes with rice: breakfast, lunch, dessert, medical applications. If you order rice at a restaurant, they ask if you want rice with it. Moro, or rice and beans, is made with white rice, brown rice, wheat rice, and most impressively, wild rice, which has to be hunted. By week's end, all I could say was “no moro.”

     Gracia showed us around, our party swelling by the minute. That was one thing that could bring the children down from the mango tree: a white person. And no matter how many we numbered, the neighbors could accommodate. If we came with twelve people, they brought the sofa right out to the porch, carrying plates of rice on its cushions.

     By the time we reached cousin Maria, I was in a taxidermic trance.

     “Sientese,” she said.

     Uh-oh.

     Out came the chicken feet, a delicacy in the DR. It had never occurred to me to eat the foot of a chicken. Maybe I had never been hungry enough. The family gathered 'round to watch the gringo eat, snapping photos at times. I dipped the—gulp—toes into vinegar and gave it a nibble. I'd say that it tasted like chicken, but it didn't. It tasted like gristle, or tendons, or something one really ought to discard.

     Yahaira and I were treated to these kinds of meals everywhere we stepped. We would have gained some serious weight, too, if the sun hadn't melted it off of us. And it's a good thing we didn't have to purchase food, because prices changed according to how much Spanish you know. Here was my bid for Pepsi:

     “Un Pepsi, por favor.”

     “Cuarenta pesos,” said the clerk.

     “Cuacawhorento?” I asked.

     “No, uh, cien y cuarenta pesos.”

     “Sientese?”

     Yahaira walked in and saw what was happening. Not shy in any language, Yahaira said “el diablo” and “la madre” and other things that you never, ever say to someone unless you feel that you can take them in a fight. After that, I was not allowed to buy Pepsi on my own.

     Our tour continued, children staring as only they can. A six-year-old made kissing noises as he cut mangoes with a machete. His mom seemed concerned not that he would cut himself but that he would get mango in his ear. 

     One we had met everyone Gracia knew, we visited the cemetery to meet everyone she used to know. The graveyard was no Forest Lawn. It looked like, well, a ghost town: tiny buildings on either side of a dusty road. I say buildings, but they were more like chests of drawers, a drawer for each member of the family.

     We stopped at Señor Guzman, who grew up with Tia Gracia. He occupied the top drawer of the Guzman chest. An altar showed pictures of the family in happier days when their living years overlapped. Gracia cried as she kissed the empty drawers, clutching a rosary that wasn't around her neck. She did the same thing at home when she prayed to her mother, whose blood ran through 14 children. They called her La Vieja (the Old One).

     Then came Night of the Saints, when everyone squeezed into La Vieja's room to chant. It wasn't a soft Puritan prayer like I knew back home; it was loud and wild and asked that you stomp your feet. Eighty-year-old women screeched at the tops of their lungs. I couldn't understand what they were saying, but I knew that they really meant it.

     Sweaty young men banged the bongos with all their might. Everyone danced, even the fatally ill. Cousin Maria grabbed me from behind my camcorder and shuffled me toward the chaos. There I danced with men, women, children, even a baby being moved like a puppet by her mama. My puritan qualms were bongoed to death, a sacrifice to the saints.

     I woke up the next morning clear as a bell.

     “I feel terrific,” I told Gracia.

     “You handed it over to God,” she said. 

     I sat on the porch, reflecting over moro. What the Dominicans lack in possessions they make up for in time. They have time to sit on the porch and scratch. They talk to everyone who passes by, livestock included. They knew the kind of things you can only learn when you peel beans together. Our sense of brotherhood back home may have disappeared with the front porch. 

     When I arrived in the DR, I had a hard time shifting out of American mode. It hurt to slow down and not obsess over money. It wasn't so much culture shock but the fact that I was talking to a group of people who thought Dow Jones was a baseball player. It's so easy to get caught up in our worlds and not see beyond the minimall.

     In time I forgot about the news and my anus stopped twitching. I had fallen in love with a country: its smiles, its mangoes, its lack of road rules. In the end there are no language barriers; it's only love or the lack thereof.

     On our way to the airport, I absorbed the country from a lounge chair in the back of a pickup. Young men played dominoes in the middle of the day. They couldn't afford the baubles of Bauble-On, but they knew where they belonged. They would be buried in a chest of drawers beside their family. They didn't need insurance; they knew that no matter what happened, they would be okay.

     Americans may have all the stuff, but in this exhausted man's opinion, Dominicans are by far the richer.
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posted by: Jason Love ©
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Check This - Lady Atropos
 

Lady Atropos - Twisted Ways
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posted by: Lady Atropos ©
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Tuesday, August 9, 2005

Check This - New Site - Porn Jester's Asian Girls
 

Porn Jester's Asian Girls
Porn Jester's Asian Girls

"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" - Exclusive pictures of hot & horny Asian teens spreading their legs wide & showing nice tight pink pussy. Plus hardcore adult cartoons and steamy erotic stories.

This is a site that I just finished working on. It is the first in a series of PJ sites. Next will come "Porn Jester's Black Girls", followed by "Latina Girls", "White Girls", "Adult Toons" and "Erotic Stories". Even though these sites carry the "Porn Jester" name, they are not to be confused with the PJ "Extreme" sites such as "Porn Jester's Extreme Asian Girls". The "Extreme" sites are just what the name implies; they're hardcore video sites. While the non-extreme sites (same title - minus the "Extreme") are a little softer, they offer quite a bit more content; including over 50 galleries of young (over 18) hot Asian Babes, adult toons and erotic stories.

"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" features many full galleries of Asian Porn Stars, Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, Lesbians and just some really sweet & cute Asian Teens. As a matter of fact, a lot of the Asian girls; "Brooke Milano",  "Sabrine Maui", "Kitty", "Jade Moore" and "Thai Angel" (to name just a few) that have been featured here on Sex Blogger as Blogger Babes have full spreads (pun intended) on "Porn Jester's Asian Girls".

"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" really does have a lot to offer; Asian girls from Japan, China, Thailand, Korea, Vietnam and more. Plus - erotic stories, adult cartoons and of course, 1000's of photos of sexy Asian girls - posing, teasing, masturbating and showing you the secrets of the Orient.

"Porn Jester's Asian Girls" has a nice, clean, simple, and easy to navigate design with many free samples to check out. The site layout is very surfer friendly; easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's an "Adult Check Gold" site; which means - it is a very high quality site. When you become an AC member, you get FREE access to all the Porn Jester sites PLUS you also get FREE access to over 300,000 other high quality Adult Check sites and FREE access to the "EXCLUSIVE" Adult Check Members Area where you'll find even more high quality photo galleries, live cam feeds, exclusive DVD downloads and much more.

Ok, enough of the sales pitch. Check out "Porn Jester's Asian Girls". You won't be disappointed.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Poetry - Depths of Our Souls
 

Depths of Our Souls

Her breasts were round and firm, her nipples hard.
I watched as you licked, bit and kissed them.
You pulled me to her breasts as you ran your tongue
down her smooth, flat stomach then between her open legs.
Her wet lipps rose up to meet yours as mine met hers.
She lay between us, connecting the three of us with her body
as we explored the depths of each other's souls.

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posted by: Elsie Bee ©
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Check This - Mummified Girls
 

Mummified Girls
Mummified Girls
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posted by: Neo ©
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Sexy Cartoon Pinups
 

Cartoon Pinups
Cartoon Pinups
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posted by: Neo
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Voyeur Tuesday

We all like to watch, so here's something for that "Pervert" in all of us... Enjoy! 
 

 
Triple X Cams
Secret Spy Cams
Mega-Voyeur
Hidden Cam Stories
UpSkirt Voyeur
More UpSkirt Voyeur
Hidden Shower Cams
Shower Cam Voyeur
Black Teen Voyeur
Candid Teen Pussy
Hidden Cam Action
Hidden Pussy Cam
Candid Key Hole
Peep Show Action
Asian Peep Show
Pussy Voyeur
Asian Snap-Shot
Titty Peep Show
"Authentic" Asian Voyeur
Teen Pussy Snatch Shots
Peeping Pete's Peek-A-Boo
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posted by: Neo ©
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Monday, August 8, 2005

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Jokes

1. One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.  This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.  He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?"  Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

2. The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.  So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"  Bubba replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!"  The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.  His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba?"

3. An obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself was serving a plane's cabin. He came swishing down the aisle and said through the PA, "Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one of the women hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."  She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."  The flight attendant responded, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put up the tray, Bitch."
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posted by: Neo
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Check This - Triple X Cams
 

Triple X Cams - Hidded Spy Cams - Secret Voyeur Cams - Web Cam Sluts
Triple X Cams
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posted by: Neo ©
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Sunday, August 7, 2005

Blogger Babe - Kandi Kane

Kandi Kane is a sexy, 21 year old, 5’6, 115 lb, Black Girl. She has wavy, just past the shoulder, black hair, pretty brown eyes, a sweet smile, really, really, really nice & round 34C tits with nice chocolate-drop nipples, a shapely 34-22-36 figure, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style” arch, a great ass, and a completely shaved pussy with beautiful black lipps (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!
 

Blogger Babe - Kandi Kane

I met Kandi through another model – Erika Kane, when I was in Las Vegas for the Adult Webmaster's Convention. Click here to read all about it.
 

Blogger Babe - Kandi Kane

Anyway, if you want to see more of Erika Kane, Kandi Kane or Erika & Kandi together, check out "Teen Shower Cam" and "Porn Jester's Black Girls".
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posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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I would love to hear from you. Please e-mail me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding Sex Blogger.
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