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Saturday, August 5, 2006

I'd Hit It!

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Audree Jaymes

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"Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules."

– Marty Feldman

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I think this photo was probably done sometime in the early 1960's.

Technically there is nothing to this pic; no fancy lighting, no contrast, no shadows, no art, no nothing. As a matter of fact it is a pretty bad photo; especially the way the model's hair just disappears into the background. It would have been so easy for the photographer to remedy that by putting just a little rim light on the model or having just a little light hitting the background. It's just sloppy photography if you ask me. Are you asking? Doesn't matter, I'm telling anyway. The model's pose is so/so, nothing new, but not horrible. I'm not quite sure what the photographer was going for here - probably the whole nature / cave women thing.

Speaking of the model. I like her, no I wouldn't marry her or anything, but there is something about her that I find very appealing. Maybe it IS the whole cave women look; the long shaggy hair, face the looks like it is covered with grime (yeah I know it's the photography, but her face does look filthy), eyes warning you to "fuck off", big floppy tits, hairy bush, and/or maybe it's just the way she's holding the stick. Yeah, she could loose a little bit of her gut, but who really cares about that when you have those beautifully huge hooters to suffocate in.

The photo does not work for me but the model does. "Me man. You women. Fuck now." - I would sooooo do her - Grrrrrr!
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Friday, August 4, 2006

Adult Erotica - SHAVED AND RELAXED

Veronica rolled her shoulders in a vain attempt to ease some pain of the wide bra straps that were cutting into her skin, but no matter how hard she tried, the pain was always persistent and pervasive, especially at the end of a long hard day!!! Most woman would have given their eye teeth to have a chest like Veronica's, but even though most men and women would consider it the ultimate in femininity, Roni had a far different perspective on the matter!!! Yes, she was glad she was well endowed, and no, she would never want to be "normal" size, but most women never had to go through what a busty woman goes through every single day of her life, and some of it was a real drag!!!

Roni's secretary dropped into her office just before quitting time and offered, "I guess that's it for today, boss, you feeling all right, you look a little bushed!?!" "I am bushed, Jenny," Roni replied, "and my shoulders and back and killing me!!!" Would you like me to give you a massage," the young secretary asked softly, "I've can stay late if you want me to!?!" "Oh no, dear," Veronica replied, "thanks anyway, but I have my women's meeting tonight, I think that I can wait that long!!!" Jenny gave Roni a knowing smile, and with a wave of her hand, she was out of the office in a flash!!! Veronica glanced at the clock on the wall and decided to put in another hour of paperwork before leaving for her meeting!!!

Later that evening at a large mansion in a far western suburb of Chicago, Veronica handed her coat and purse to a hat check girl and retired to the changing room where she was greeted by the Kim, the dressing room attendant with, "Good evening, Mrs. Thorpe, would you care to have some assistance with your clothing!?!" "Yes, please, that would be just what the doctor ordered," Roni replied with a sigh, "I'm so tired I don't think I can take another step!!!" "Would Joanne meet your approval," Kim asked!?! "Fine," Roni replied, "I think I've used her before if my memory serves me correctly!!!" Kim called Joanne from the attendant waiting room and ordered, "Please take care of Mrs. Thorpe, and do a good job, she's had quite a long day!!!" "Yes, ma'am," Joanne replied to her boss before turning her attention to Veronica, "follow me please, I have a private changing room set up and ready to go!!!

Once inside the lavishly appointed dressing room, Joanne quickly went to work removing Veronica's clothing, stopping only when she was down to her bra and panties!!! "You have a very large chest, ma'am," Joanne commented softly while letting her hands run up and down the older woman's body, are you ready for me to remove your undies!?!" "Oh yes, dear," Roni sighed, "I've been looking forward to this moment all day!!!" "I'm glad," Joanne said quietly while unhooking the five clasps holding Roni's industrial strength bra in place, "oh my, your shoulders must be in awful pain, your straps have really cut into your skin!!!" "Ohhhhhh, tha feels so nice getting that brutal contraption off my shoulders and chest," Roni moaned softly, "and yes, it is quite painful!!!" "I have an idea," Joanne whispered into Roni's ear, "why don't we get into the hot tub and I can nurse on your big fat nipples, I really think that it would relax you!!!" "With a low soft moan gurgling up form her throat, Veronica gasped, "Y-yes, that's a wonderful idea!!!

Once in the soothing hot water of the spa, Joanne took a wash cloth and slowly bathed every square inch of Roni's lush full body, paying particular attention to the older woman's breasts and vagina!!! "My, your breasts are simply huge," Joanne said while cupping and softly twisting her hard nipples, "what size bra do you wear!?!" "Ohhhhhhhhh, my," Veronica moaned, "I-I wear a 42DD cup bra, but I think I might have to go to a DDD cup, my old bras seem a bit tight!!!" "I wish my breasts were as nice as yours," Joanne offered, "while continuing to caress the older woman's incredibly full chest!!! "Yours are just beautiful, child," Veronica whispered to the cute young woman, "I'll bet your nipples are very sensitive, aren't they!?!" With a small smile breaking across her face, Joanne replied, "My nipples are extremely sensitive, I can even have an orgasm just from getting them sucked on!!!" "Really," Roni replied hoarsely, "may I touch them!?!" "Of course you may," Joanne replied, "but only if you promise me that I can suck on yours too!!!" While pulling the young woman's perky nipples to her hot mouth, Roni said with a sigh, "That's a deal!!!"

Roni closed her lips on the young woman's nipple, and just as had been predicted, within a matter of only a few minutes, Joanne was writhing from side to side as a hard orgasm enveloped her vagina!!! My god," Veronica said softly, "that was incredible, and to think we didn't even touch your pussy!!! "Just look at it now," Joanne sighed while floating on top of the water!!! "I-I don't believe it," Roni stammered while staring at Joanne's bulging organ, "it must be twice it's normal size, does pump up like this every time you get aroused!?!" "Yes," Joanne replied softly, "my mother says that all of the women in her family have vaginas that are extremely plump and fat, and that when we get turned on they practically blow up like a balloon, do you like it!?!" "Oh, god, I love it," Veronica whispered hoarsely, while nosing the young woman's slit, "may I suck on it for you, it looks very needy!?!" "Oh, please," Joanne moaned, "suck me, please suck me off!!!" Roni slid easily between the young woman's legs, and after giving the smoothly shaved vulva one last look, she dropped her mouth to the wet slit and began softly tonguing the shaking young lady to another powerful cum!!!

After coming down from her sexual high, Joanne in an embarrassed voice apologized, "I'm supposed to be taking care of you and here you are bringing me to climax twice, I don't think that's exactly what Kim meant when she told me to take care of you!!!" Veronica just giggled and replied, "Believe me, I was more than happy to do it, it makes me feel young sucking off nineteen year old girls!!!" "Well, now it's my turn," Joanne replied softly while helping Veronica out of the spa and into a chaise lounge next to the tub, "I think it's time we shaved your vagina, I think that you'll find it feels much sexier with a bare vulva!!!" As a shiver of desire and anticipation swept through her body, Veronica stammered, "D-do you really think so, I've never had it shaved before, my late husband always like it hairy!?!" "Of course I do," Joanne replied a matter of factly, "now let me massage in this oil, it will help soften your bush!!!" Veronica lay back with her eyes closed, luxuriating in the sensations she was feeling in her swollen vagina, while Joanne's soft hands gently kneaded the warm oil all over now aching crotch!!! "I never realized how erotic having ones vagina shaved could be," Roni moaned softly, "I-I'm on fire!!! "Well of course you are, ma'am," Joanne said softly as her fingers lazily traced along the length of Roni's slit, "and if I'm not mistaken, your clit is poking its little head out of your labia!!!"

"Sweet jesus in heaven," Roni moaned while arching her back and thrusting her pussy forward, "I think I'm gonna cum!!!" "Mmmmmm, that's nice," Joanne whispered, "but not yet, dear, let's hold off a little longer," while she started carefully shaving Veronica's incredibly puffed up lips!!! "It feels so cold," Veronica gasped as her bush was being shaved away, "h-how does it look!?!" "Mmmmmm, it looks fabulous," Joanne replied softly while continuing her barbering, "and I'm gonna make you another promise!!!" "What's that," Veronica gasped, as she slipped closer and closer to sexual delirium, "tell me, what are you going to do!!!" Wellllll," Joanne said teasingly, "as soon as your vagina is all smooth, "no, I have a better idea, you tell me what to do!!!" "I-I don't know," Veronica moaned loudly, "I just don't know!!!" "Hmmmm," Joanne hummed, "I know that if I someone had just shaved my pussy and asked me what I wanted them to do next, I sure know what I'd say!!!" Now panting and thrusting her vagina like a two dollar whore, Roni managed to stammer, "C-could you suck my vagina for me, that's what I want!?!" As she wiped away the last vestiges of oil and hair from the older woman's crotch and bathed it in a fresh baby oil, Joanne replied softly, "You mean like this," while leaning over and giving Roni's vagina a big wet kiss!?!

THE END
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Thursday, August 3, 2006

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A Touching Elephant Story that will restore your faith in.... well... something.

A man was on vacation in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.

As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.

For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day. One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him.

The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, gently reached down with its trunk, picked the man up and slammed him to the ground killing him.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Featured Writer - Tess @ Urban Gypsy - Bologna, Bologna, Salami - Category - Flake Factor

In the early days of my on-line dating experience I wasn't as discerning as I should have been. I had a harder time calling a spade a spade or more accurately an asshole an asshole. I met a lot of men, a ton of men, a plethora of men, and out of that multitude I honed maybe a couple that were, in the famous words of Elaine Bennis, sponge-worthy.

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One guy, who I decided to meet for a drink after he bullied me into it, was memorably unsponge-worthy.

He sent me an initial unimpressive email. Blah, I said and didn't reply. The next day another, just talk to me he pleaded, come on, what do you have to lose? I thought to myself, okay, I'll reply, maybe his personality just doesn't come across in his profile or initial emails. Oh, how deluded I was back then. We start to correspond and one of the first things I ask for, since his profile didn't include one, is a photo. He says he can't, he says he's discreet, but he guarantees me that he's good looking. Oh, how naïve I was back then. (Note to any of you interested in meeting me, no photo, no meeting, never ever again. No. No. No. No. There that feels better, let it out, Tess.)

We email back and forth a few times and somehow, even though he really doesn't say much, I find him arrogant. Arrogance, in simple terms, is a bad thing. No one wants to be around an arrogant dick; even with a hot looking arrogant dick the thrill dies off real quick. Sensing his arrogance, I get a little forward myself and tell him I typically like younger men (he claimed to be forty two) and men with hair. Oh yeah baby, he writes, I have a head full of thickwavyrunyourfingersthroughit hair and a thirty-one inch waist, and I look good, real good. Trust me, babe. (Take my advice, ladies, you hear the “trust me” from a guy you haven't met, run like hell in the opposite direction.) C'mon just meet me for a drink.

Like an ass I surrender, I cede, I consent to meet this man, figuring at worst it's an hour and there will be alcohol and I can endure almost anyone for an hour. Or so I thought.

I get to the appointed hotel bar early. Have a seat on one of their lovely long white couches and wait. Not long enough; after maybe five minutes in swaggers my date. And yes, he has his hair. Though unkempt would be how I'd describe it, actually unkempt is how I'd describe his overall appearance, and the only way I'm running my fingers through that morass is if I'm... well actually I can't even think of an instance where I'd do that. Yuck. Just yuck.

As for the waistline, sure it might be thirty-one inches as tightly cinched as he had his belt (so tight I felt bad for that poor strained length of cowhide). Tight enough so that masses of belly fat spilled over it. Still, I am a lady and I don't often judge a book by its cover. Though affecting a slovenly appearance, especially when you know you're going to be meeting a woman that you hope to bed, is more a reflection on his lack of couth, taste and discernment then it is on my rigid standards.

I sit up straight and attempt to make it as civil as I can until I can cut a hasty retreat. Silently praying, oh god, cellphone, ring, damn you, ring. Our conversation takes a nose dive. Mr. Slovenly speaks negatively about his wife, his life and the world.

As we talk, I detect a nefarious though somewhat familiar odor. I can't quite place it, but I think it is emanating from my date. I push myself into the furthest corner of the sofa, trying to make myself smaller and smaller and praying for some sort of divine intervention.

It becomes apparent that nothing divine is headed my way. Though he strains a bit to control it, my date emits of a soft belch. All at once the pungent aroma becomes clear – it's goddamned salami. Mr. Slovenly not only looks a mess, he fucking smells bad. I am treated to wave after wave of the garlicky aroma of salami each time my date speaks and even worse, belches.

I ask you, what sort of man would toss down a salami sandwich for lunch when he is going to meet a woman for a drink that evening. A fucking lunatic. My date.

The body language of a woman cringing in the corner of a sofa you would think quite clearly indicates her lack if interest if not downright revulsion. Mr. S. apparently doesn't have an inkling about such things as body language, because while I am cowering in my corner, he asks when we'll be getting together for some fun and games (he actually uses those words). I politely reply that I am not really feeling him and that I need to feel some sort of spark before partaking in any sort of fun and games.

“Well,” he says, completely undaunted by reality, “how about we get together for a dry run next week?”

Oh baby, you have no idea how dry that run would be. This man has now proved himself to be cocky, slovenly, malodorous and clueless. I find myself feeling sorry for his wife.

My hour of torment drags on until I glance at my cell, smile when I see I have put in the requisite time that politeness demands and attempt to bid my suitor farewell.

He rises off the sofa and strides towards me as if he is looking for a kiss goodbye. I extend my arm to shake his hand (there will be no kisses, not while I still am capable of drawing a breathe) hoping that arms length is upwind enough.

Just when I think I'm safe, he's begun to walk towards the door as I pretend to be organizing my stuff, he turns back, blows me a final kiss, redolent with the perfume of aged smoked dried sausage, and says I know where to find him when I change my mind.

And in a dizzying whirlwind of aromas, normally only found at a Hebrew National plant, he's gone.

I sit back down, call over the waitress and treat myself to another Patron Silver, chilled and served in a martini glass, hoping that the gentle juice of the agave plant will help me forget the past horrific hour of my life.

It didn't work; it is embedded in my olfactory sense memory where I fear it shall reside forever.
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Tuesday, August 1, 2006

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Poetry - FRUSTRATION

FRUSTRATION

I AM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED
I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
I AM CREATIVELY FRUSTRATED
I AM FINANCIALLY FRUSTRATED
I AM MEDICALLY FRUSTRATED
NOTHING I DO COMES OUT RIGHT
NOTHING I SAY COMES OUT RIGHT
NOTHING I TRY COMES OUR RIGHT
NOTHING I WANT COMES OUT RIGHT
I HAVE HIT THE WALL
I HAVE HIT THE WALL
I HAVE HIT THE WALL
AND THERE IS NOBODY THERE TO HELP ME OVER IT
AND THERE IS NOBODY THERE TO HELP ME OVER IT
NOTHING MORE I CAN DO
I AM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED

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Monday, July 31, 2006

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Nasty Jokes

1. Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of the them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

2. The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably. "I'm sure we'll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her. "If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table." "Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby.

3. Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! She screams, PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!
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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Blogger Babe - Aiden Starr

Aiden Starr is a very petite, 25 year old, 4’10, 90 lb, hottie. She had long, middle-of-her-back strawberry-blonde hair, a nice face with beautiful grey-green eyes, very nice blow-job lips, a friendly, yet seductive smile, three tattoos, a hot little, 32D (yes, I said “D”) 24-34 body with beautifully perfect, round & firm tits (and yes, they are real), perfectly shaped little, pink nipples, a nice flat stomach, a cute ass, nice legs, a great “Cum-fuck-me” doggy-style arch, a tiny little landing-strip of blonde pubic hair, and a completely shaved pussy with yummy pink lipps. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

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I saw Aiden's photos on an online agent's website and knew immediately that I wanted to hire her for a shoot. Let me be honest, the first thing I noticed about her was her great, big, beautiful boobs. Oh my… Aiden probably has the nicest set of breasts that I have ever had the pleasure of laying my hands on… uh, I mean photographing. It is no big secret that I am not really into white chicks and I don't usually shoot a tonne of them, but I am into cute, little, petite girls with hot, little bods… and I am deffo into really cute girls that have really nice tits (regardless of the color of a model's skin) and Aiden, most definitely has great tits. Yummy! But getting past her boobs, she was the complete package. I emailed her and shortly there-after she called to set up an interview. We ended up talking on the phone for probably an hour. Ok, I was already falling for her and had visions of us making passionate love for hours on end – not to mention (but I will anyway) lots of titty fucking in my visions as well. Oh, I'm a sick little puppy… No, actually I'm just a horny photographer that hasn't had any in a while.

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The next morning Aiden showed up (on time) for the interview and the moment she walked in the door I had to put my tongue back in my mouth, run to the bathroom and wipe the drool out of my pants… Oh my… she showed up wearing just a plain little skirt and a shortie top, but she looked awesome. Do people still use that word? “Awsome”. Anyway, she looked great. We sat around, talked, flirted, got to know each other a little (she is really nice), discussed the shoot, checked ID's, did a few nude test shots, and of course, I booked her for a shoot the following day. Duh, am I an idiot? Rhetorical question. Don't answer that.

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The next day (again, on time), Aiden showed up for the shoot with a song in her heart and a smile on her face. We did the required paperwork, talked, flirted, and… Dang, if she didn't do porn (and didn't have tattoos) I would so date her. Arg! Am I a hypocrite or what? Again, don't answer that. LOL. Anyway, we finally got to work and Aiden was great to work with. She did what was needed to get the shot, she held her poses, she had great tits, she had great ideas, she had great tits, she didn't complain, she had great tits, and in about 4 hours we shot nine (9) different set-ups including; schoolgirl, a hot lingerie masturbation scene, webcam, a steamy shower voyeur scene with balloons, a great and very sexy Bondage scene complete with leather blindfold, ball-gag, leather collar, wrist restraints, leather corset (fastened with padlocks), leather thong and thigh-high, black leather boots. The complete Fetish outfit and Bondage gear was supplied for the shoot by Eros Boutique. We then did a masturbation scene with Aiden dressed in a sexy, little, red latex skirt, matching latex bra and black latex boots - Oh my, she looked so fucking hot. We then finished up the day with three (3), Somnophilia scenes... Hehehehe... One asleep in the bedroom with a black nightgown, another sleeping in the bedroom with a pink negligee outfit, and finally, a girl passed out on the bathroom floor. It was wonderful to undress this big breasted sleeping girl and have my way with her – all in fantasy of course. Dang, what am I saying? It was not even fantasy – it was work. But of course I still enjoyed it – almost too much… I so have a Sleepysex, Sleeping Princess Syndrome, Somnophilia Fetish… And you know, I also find it amazing that almost every single model that I have shot a Sleeping scene with has also been really into it. I guess it's that whole fantasy, forbidden, take control, power thing. I dunno… Most, if not all, of the models had never shot this type of fetish scene, was excited about doing the scene, got very “wet” and thoroughly enjoyed it. Mmmm… Boy, am I going to have great stories to someday tell my grandchildren – LOL.

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After we were done shooting, we sat around talking; discussing all kinds of things, the shoot, porn, and mainstream & art photography… Aiden was great to work with and I asked her if she would be interested in doing some Art Photography with me. She was excited about it and jumped at the idea. We set up another shoot, but sadly, that day came and went with the both of us busy on other projects. Oh well, we'll do another shoot together someday soon.

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If you want to see more of Aiden Starr check out; “Somnophilia – Sleepy Sex Fantasy Pics.”
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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