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| "My love life is terrible. The last time I
was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
- Woody Allen |
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Antique
Photos
I think this
photo was probably done sometime in the early 1960's.
I like this
photo. Yes, I know it just looks like a candid pic done with an on-camera
flash, but it works for me. I like the composition, I like the cluttered
background, I like the model's pose and I like the intensity that she is
giving.
Speaking of
intensity... Wow! This babe is hot! She has wild & long dark hair,
big, natural tits - Yes they are a little floppy, but who cares? She has
a rockin' body with a great arch, a flat stomach and a niiiice ass. And
no, that is not just a shadow across her crotch, she actually has what
looks to be a nice full bush of dark pubic hair - Yummy! But the best thing
about her is her intensity... Looks like she is ready for a hard night
of rip-roaring, hot & wild sex. Wow!
I would soooo
do her in an instant - probably all it would take too - LOL
The photo and
the model both work for me.
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| Friday, June 23, 2006
Adult
Erotica - SCREEN TEST
"Come on in
darlin' and have a seat," Leo Coffman said smoothly, "now, what can I do
for ya!?!" "Well, Mr. Coffman, I saw your ad in the paper, and I was just
wondering if the position was still available?!?" "You mean the ad in the
Underground Times," he asked casually!?! "Uh, yes," she replied softly,
"is the job still available?!?" "Baby, the job's always available," he
replied dryly, "I run that same ad everyday of the year!!!" "Really," she
replied incredulously, "you mean that you just give away jobs that pay
three hundred dollars a day!?!" "Honey, this is Hollywood," he said gently,
"ain't nobody gives nobody nothin', you earn every penny, and don't you
ever forget it!!!" "Then how," she mumbled, "I guess I don't understand!"
"Listen, kid," he asked, "where're ya from!?!" "Iowa," she replied quickly!!!
"And how old are ya," he questioned her!?! "I just turned eighteen two
months ago," she replied proudly, "why, does it matter!?!" "Oh, yeah, baby,"
he replied softly, "you bet your sweet little corn fed ass it matters,
now why don't you do yourself a big favor and go get on a bus and go home,
this ain't no place for a sweet kid like you!!!"
"But your ad
said females eighteen and above to make $300 per day and up," she whined,
"and since I'm eighteen........" "Now look, baby," he said evenly, "do
you have any idea what we do here, I mean do ya know what you'd hafta do
to earn those three C's a day!?!" "I-it's not illegal is it," she asked
warily, "I promised my mom I'd never break the law!?!" "No, it's not illegal,"
he shot back quickly, "but believe me, this isn't the place for you, now
scram outta here, okay!?!" There were a lot of things that Rachel McAndrews
wasn't, but unfortunately being stubborn was one them, so she crossed her
arms and with a little gumption that even surprised Leo Coffman, she demanded,
"Now Mr. Coffman, I don't think that it's fair that you won't even consider
me for this job, after all I'm a high school graduate and believe me, I
really need this job!!!" Leo Coffman leaned back in his chair with his
hands inner laced behind his head and said, "What's your name darlin'!?!"
"Rachel, Rachel McAndrews," she responded!!! "Well, Rachel McAndrews, stand
up and take off all of your clothes and let me check out your body!!!"
"W-what are
you talking about," Rachel stammered, "how dare you ask me to do such a
thing!!!" "Let me ask you something," Leo said, "just what in the fuck
did you think you'd hafta do to earn 300 clams a day, do some typing and
a little filing!?!" "We make porno movies here, baby," he continued on,
"that ad is designed to get young women barely out of high school to come
in here to get fucked and sucked by some Neanderthal with a cock the size
of the state of Idaho, now I tried to be nice and shoo your cute little
butt outta here but you wouldn't go, so if ya don't mind, take off your
fucking clothes or get outta my office, I'm a busy man!!!" Rachel sat there
stunned at the tirade that Leo Coffman had given her, but when she thought
about it for a second, she realized how dumb she had been to think that
it would be a snap to earn that much money without having to give something
very valuable in return, so after taking a deep breath, she stood up and
began removing her clothing!!! Leo Coffman looked on with detached bemusement
while the young woman from the mid west stripped in front of probably her
first real live male, but when she was finally nude, he let out a low whistle
and said softly, "Very nice, very nice indeed!!!" "So," she asked nervously,
"do I get that job!?!"
"You might,"
Leo replied, "you certainly have all of the physical qualifications, but
it's upstairs that really counts in this business, and by that I mean can
you handle doing it in front of twenty strangers on the set and still look
like your having a good time!!!" "Well how will we know that," she asked
slowly, "I mean unless we try it!?!" "That's a reasonable idea," Leo replied,
"but we can't take that kind of a chance and have you freezing up on the
set and throwing our shooting schedule off until we can find another actress,
so what we do is shoot a screen test, with just a camera man, a director,
and of course the other actors and actresses!!!" "Would I get paid for
this screen test," she asked doubtfully!?! "Of course you would," he replied
quickly, "you get the full three hundred if everything works out, and if
it doesn't, well we still pay you a hundred for your trouble, so, are you
still interested!?!" After a moments hesitation she replied softly, "Okay,
let's do it!!!
"When do I
get to meet the person I'll be doing the test with," Rachel asked nervously
while sitting on the edge of a king size bed on a studio sound stage!?!"
Leo was just about to reply to her question, when from of to the side,
a voice answered, "I'm on my way now, just hold your horses, honey!!!"
"I'd like you to meet Starla King," Leo said as a way of introduction,
"she'll be the other actress in the scene with you!!!" Rachel was shocked
into momentary silence at this turn of events, but she managed to stammer,
"B-but I thought I'd be playing this scene with a male actor!?!" "Listen
baby," Leo replied evenly, "any woman can lay there and get fucked by a
guy, the real test in our business is if she can suck a pussy and come
back for more, if you can't, there's the door!!!" Rachel's head was spinning
at this turn of events, but after looking back and forth between Leo and
Starr, she dumbly nodded her had and said, "Let's get started!!!"
Starr King
climbed up onto the bed with Rachel, and to calm the young woman she whispered,
"Just let me do all of the work at first, I've done this a hundred times,
and believe me, after a few minutes you won't care who's eating your pussy
as long as you get your gun off, okay!?!" Rachel just stared at the twenty
something actress, and in a weak voice replied, "Okay, what do you want
me to do?!?" Starr looked at Leo and offered, "How about I eat her cunt
for awhile just to get things going, is that all right with you!?!" Leo
looked at Rachel and ordered, "Okay, Rachel, get on your back with your
legs spread, Starr's gonna suck you off!!!" Leo then nodded to the camera
man to start rolling, and with another nod to Starr they were off and running,
and although Rachel was short on experience, she immediately flooded her
blonde pussy with cunt juice as the talented tongue of Starr King bored
in directly on the tip of her hard little clit, causing her to moan loudly
as the expert cunt lapper quickly brought her to a excruciatingly vicious
orgasm!!!
Good start,
baby," Leo crowed, "you came like gang busters, and what's even better,
you made a whole lotta noise doin' it, the men in raincoats are gonna just
love ya!!!" With a dumb look on her face she whispered to Starr, "Who are
the men in rain coats!?!" "Starr kissed her on the cheek and replied softly,
"They're the old guys in the theaters jerking off under their rain coats
to hide their dicks!!!" "Oh, I see," Rachel answered, while trying to picture
in her mind what Starr had just explained to her!!!" "Okay, ladies," Leo
offered, "rest time is over, let's trade places and see if she gives as
good as she gets!!!" This was the acid test, could she put her own mouth
on the vagina of another woman!!! It was one thing to close your eyes and
get sucked off, but it was a whole different ball game when you had to
do the sucking yourself!!! After Starr was in position with her legs spread
wide, Leo called action, and almost like a magnet attracts metal, Rachel's
mouth was drawn inexplicably to Starr's very aroused vulva!!! "Good grief,"
she thought to herself, "I can't believe I'm actually doing this!!!" But
what was even more incredible, was that after only a moment or two, she
had almost become addicted to the salty taste of Starr King's smoothly
shaved vagina!!! "Oh, god, Leo," Starr gasped, "she's a fucking natural,
I think that I'm falling in love with her, or at least with her hot little
tongue, it's so fucking insistent, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my she's so fucking gooooooood!!!"
And she was too, bringing the porn star to the brink of orgasm several
times, before finally allowing her to have her much need climax!!! While
Starr panted like an old hound dog on a hot day, she managed to offer,
"You're a hot little minx aren't you, and that little trick you did to
keep me on edge, just incredible!!!" "So," Leo said happily, "we've got
ourselves a new fucking star!!!"
Later back
in the dressing room, Starr offered, "Look over there, Rachel, that's Lance
Walker, he's Leo's biggest male star, and I do mean biggest!!!" "He doesn't
look like a porn actor," Rachel said softly, "he looks just like anyone
else you'd meet on the street!!!" "Honey, when he drops those drawers he
doesn't look anything like anyone else," Starr said while giving Rachel
a playful elbow in the ribs, causing both women giggled like a couple of
school girls at a slumber party!!! Hearing the commotion from the other
end of the room, Lance glanced over and asked, "What the heck are you two
so happy about, you're actin' like a couple of kids!?!" "Oh, hi, Lance,"
Starr replied sweetly, "this is Rachel, she's gonna be in our next feature,
Leo just hired her today!!!" Lance gave the cute little blonde the once
over and asked, "Have any experience, baby!?!" "Uh, no," Rachel replied
softly while feeling herself go damp in Lance Walker's presense, "I mean
not until today that is!!!" "What'd old Leo have you do," Lance asked with
a smirk on his face, "have Starr here suck you off!?!" "Oh leave her alone,
Lance," Starr interjected, "she had a great screen test, and I bet you
a dollar that she sould fuck you under the table!!!" "O-hooooooo," he crowed,
"so little farm girl from Iowa, you have a real fan here in Starr, but
have you ever had anything like this," as he unhooked his belt and dropped
his pants and shorts!!! Rachel involuntarily gasped at the size of Lance
Walker's penis, and as if drawn to it like bees to honey, she dropped to
her knees and began fellating his rapidly growing erection!!!
Lance Walker
had been sucked off by some of the most experienced suckstresses in the
business, but even after only thirty seconds he realized that Starr King
had been right, this young woman was a sexual machine, with only one speed,
overdrive!!! Rachel had only had sex with one boy back home in Iowa, and
although it had been pleasurable to be sure, the incredible fury burning
in her pussy was being driven by the massive erection protruding from Lance
Walker's crotch!!! "Jesus in heaven," Lance moaned, "she's fucking unreal,
like a fucking vacuum!!!" "What'd I tellya, dummy," Starr replied smartly
while helping Rachel out of her skirt and blouse, "but what I wanna see
is if she actually fucks ya to death!!!"
Both Starr
and Rachel pushed the porn king down on the floor, whereupon Rachel lowered
her hot little blonde haired pussy onto his thick cunt stretching shaft!!!"
"Oh, god," Rachel gasped as all ten and an half inches of cock flesh disappeared
inside of her, "h-he's gonna rip me apart, oh my!!!" "Don't give up so
soon," Starr opined while cupping the young woman's pert breasts, "it takes
a while to get used to it, but in a little while you'll be coming like
a fucking rocket!!!" Rachel just sat perfectly still for a few minutes,
giving her pussy a chance to get acclimated to such a monstrous dick resting
inside of her, and just as Starr had predicted, her cunt slowly began to
relax and accept the big pecker not as an invader, but as a welcome guest!!!
"Oh, yeah," Rachel moaned, "I can feel it comin' on, it's like a huge avalanche
running down hill out of control, ohhhhhhhhhh I feel so full of cock, it's
so wonderfulllllllll!!!" Seeing that the little corn fed tart was really
getting into it, Lance grabbed her around the waist, and in one quick explosive
maneuver, rolled her over on her back and with piston like efficiency began
slamming his salami sized organ in and out of her like a mechanical trip
hammer!!!
Soon she was
meeting his thrusts and giving as good as she got, while they drove each
other to the very brink of climax!!! "H-how do you like that, you little
cunt," Lance groaned, "I'm gonna fuck you to death!!!" With her cunt now
aroused far beyond anything it had ever felt before, Rachel managed to
stammer, "T-then it's gonna be a dual suicide, because if I go, I'm takin'
you with me!!!" Now it was a mad dash to the climax finish line, with the
two sexual titans running neck and neck, or should I say, groin to groin!!!
Neither one wanted to be the first to cum, but finally, Rachel's vagina
convulsed in a series of brutally devastating orgasms, that induced Lance's
monster pecker into a gusher producing orgasm of its own!!!
What'd I tell
ya," Starr asked Lance grinning, "she's a fucking load isn't she!?!" Lance
rolled off his new co-star, and while still trying to catch his breath
he replied, "Yeah, she's pretty good, but does she do windows!?!"
THE END
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This Week's
Chain E-Mail
| The evil ways of WOMEN
A married couple is driving along
a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel. Her
husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice " I know
we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking
at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't
want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having
an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you
are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips
the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house,"
he says.
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank
accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards
a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't
there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet
and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what
have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall
at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
Moral of the Story: Women are clever
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006
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Poetry
- WARM VANILLA WATER
| WARM VANILLA WATER
WARM VANILLA WATER COVERS OUR BODIES
YOUR LONG BLACK HAIR EBBS ACROSS
MY CHEST
GENTLE CONVERSATION IS ABSORBED BY
QUIET THOUGHT
EROTIC MUSIC DRIFTS ON THE EDGE
OF SILENCE
THE CANDLE FLICKERS AND OUR MINDS
CONNECT
SHADOWS DANCE ACROSS US AS OUR BODIES
MELT INTO ONE
WHISPERS OF BREATH TENDERLY KISS
ACROSS YOUR CHEEK
I LOOK INTO YOUR DARK EYES AND AM
CAPTURED BY THE
DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL
DELICATELY OUR LIPS MEET SOOTHING
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Monday, June 19, 2006
Monday
Toons
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Three
Dirty Jokes
1.
A group of Asian women were visiting a village somewhere deep in Africa
when they came across a trader selling human breasts. One of the
Asian ladies asked the trader, "Why are you selling women's breasts?" The
trader replied, "Locally, we have found that consuming the flesh of a woman's
breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."
Hearing with interest about the 'enlarging the penis' the Asian woman was
determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for
the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what
kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian
breast." "Give me the price of each." said the Asian lady impatiently.
"The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says, "white breasts
are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound." The Asian
women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the
breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of
the Asian ladies. "No no no, you don't understand," the trader explains,
"you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of
breast!"
2.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her Husband's car?
A: She burned
her lips on the tailpipe.
3.
Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss,
then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take
his pants off. Then Aunt Jane...
At this point
Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story,
suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look
on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked
Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story. "I was at the
play ground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went
back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her
take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off. Then
Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill
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ass, nicely muscled legs with killer thighs, a tattoo on her wrist, the
typical "Tramp-Stamp" tattoo on her lower back, a nice “face down, ass
up, is how we like to fuck” arch, and a completely shaved, pink pussy.
(See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!
Wow, Steevy… Mmmm… This girl has
such a great smile… Deffo brings a smile to my heart every time I think
about her or look at all the pics we did. Anyway, I saw Steevy's photo
on a modeling agency's website. I wrote her and within a day or so, she
had emailed back saying that she would love to shoot with me. I called
her, we talked and flirted (big time) on the phone. I love a girl that
is not scared to openly flirt with me. I booked her for a job.
A couple days later, Steevy showed
up. We talked for a while before we got down to work. She is a really nice
and friendly girl and if we were not about to do an adult shoot, I would
never have thought that she was the type to do adult modeling. But she
was, and she certainly seemed to enjoy her work. We actually had a very
good time shooting and we flirted and laughed a lot. In a lot of the photos,
her smiles are genuine and there are a lot of photos with
her smiling. Reason for so many? Her smile is so big and great that I just
had to keep her smiling, just so I could keep smiling myself. It is a very
contagious smile and it certainly made the rest of her shine, so much in
fact that I really wanted to stop working and just take her out on a date.
Well, that… and also just throw her on my bed and have hot and wild sex
with her – but only if she smiled the whole time – LOL. I'm not usually
attracted to “White
Chicks”, but there was just something about Steevy that just really
did it for me. What was it? Her smile? Yes! Her body? Yes! Her attitude?
Yes! The fact that I don't have a girlfriend right now and I'm really horny?
Yes, definitely!!!
Anyway, the shoot went really good.
I didn't get to shoot as much as I wanted. Needless to say, but I will
say it anyway - I was too distracted by her smile and, of course, I was
way too distracted by her nice butt and the thought of her being spread
open “face down & ass up” in front of me. Dang! Sometimes it is like
torture! Arggg! I need a girlfriend sooo bad! But I digress… The shoot
went really well. In about three hours or so we shot four or five setups
including:
schoolgirl
(very cheese-cake with a cute smile), sexy
nurse (again, very cheese-cake with a cute smile), a voyeur/webcam
scene (cute smile) and finally a Goth
/ masturbation scene (no cute smile – I didn't like this scene as much).
Since the shoot, I haven't talked
to Steevy. I still have her number, but the only reason I want to call
her is to ask her out and even though she flirted with me (a lot), I just
didn't get the feeling that she would be open to me asking her out. Plus,
it's not very professional to be hitting on every model that I am attracted
to. Well, maybe it would be ok to hit on every other model. Hmmm,
let me think… uh, no… Arggg! Sometime I hate having to be professional!
If you want to see more of Steevy
(and her great smile), check out "Porn
Jester's White Girls," and "Triple
X Cams".
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posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking
for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and
I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER
18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or
HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites,
for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail
me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo
of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from
me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer
and would like to have your work featured here on Sex
Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime
Comix," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that
I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Comments & Opinions
I would love to hear from you. Please
e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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