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Saturday, June 17, 2006

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Quote of the Week
 

"Every girlfriend I've had wants me to change something. Change your job, change your friends, change your attitude... The only thing I change is girlfriends."

- From the TV series - "Sex and the City"

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posted by: Neo
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Antique Photos
 

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

I'm not sure when this photo was done, probably sometime in the late 1950's.

I'm not a big fan of this pic... It's just "OK" to me. It looks very posed and there is no thought at all put into the lighting of the image... Looks just like an on-camera flash and that's it. Bore me. But... I always do like a naked babe in a bubble bath.

Speaking of babes... The model is just "OK" as well. Looks like she has nice legs, nicely shaped tits, nice face, etc.. But I am deffo not into that whole drawn on eye-brows, over processed, red hair, Lucille Ball look. Not that there is anything wrong with Lucy. I Love Lucy - Play on words intended. But it is just not the look I go for with my naked & soapy, bubble-bath babes.

The photo and the model do not work for me, but heck... I'm a guy... I'd still do her.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Friday, June 16, 2006

Adult Erotica - A FRIEND IN NEED

"Holy smokes, Bev, "you gotta stop that, you're driving me crazy!!!" Bev Andrews lowered her head and while looking over the top rim of her wire rimmed glasses asked, "And what would I be doing that's driving you crazy, Tom, I'm just doing my makeup and hair!?!" A little line of drool crept out of the corner of Tom's mouth as he stared at his wife's huge chest and her always full and erect nipples before stammering, "Y-you know what I mean, it's not fair for you to sit there naked like that, you know I can't stand it!!!" "Now look, Tommy," she replied in a slightly exasperated voice, "last week you complained when I wore my bra and panties, and now it's because I'm naked, for goodness sakes I'm in my own dressing room, will you please grow up!!!" Dropping his head and looking down at his feet he replied softly, "I'm sorry, baby, it's just that you turn me on like nobody ever has or will, and just the mere sight of you puts me over the edge!!!" Tommy, Tommy, Tommy," she said with a sigh and a deep breath, "what am I ever going to do with my little Tommy, you're just a little boy, now come here, mama will make you feel all better!!!" As her huge breasts closed around his blue steel erection, all he could think about was how lucky he was to have such an incredible wife, while only moments later his hard pecker spasmed, shooting a load of hot spunk all over her pretty nipples!!! 

As Bev pulled her car into her parking space at work, her best friend Megan was just walking up to the front door where she waited for Bev!!! "How's it going," Megan asked while putting her key into the door lock, "you usually beat me here, did you have car trouble or something!?!" "Oh, no," Bev replied while chuckling, "it was Tommy, I was doing my hair and minding my own business when he just glanced at my tits and got a big hardon, well, one thing led to another, you know how it is!!!" Megan pushed open the door and headed off to her office without so much as another word, which prompted Beverly to chase after her while saying, "I'm sorry if I offended you, Megs, I was just being mouthy, it won't happen again!!!" "Uh, it's not that, Bev," Megan replied softly, "it's just that, well Jimmy and I have been having a rough go of it lately, that's all, you didn't offend me in the least, I'm sorry any of this came up!!!" Bev was about to respond, when all at once Megan slumped down in her chair and quietly began crying like a baby!!! Bev rushed to her side and cradled the sobbing woman in her arms while gently patting her on the head while asking, "Why didn't you say something before this, honey, I would have been a good listener!?!" Through her sniffles and tears, Megan replied, "I didn't want to burden you with my problems, and this morning when you joked about how hot Tom was for you, well that just pushed me over the edge, you see it's been so long since, you know, since we, uh, did it!!!" 

Seeing that her friend was dying to unload, Bev grabbed a chair and pulled it close to Megan's and sat down before asking quietly, "How long, how long has it been for you?!?" Now more in control of herself, Megan blew her nose in a tissue and then replied, "Well, about six weeks now, Jim has just lost all interest in sex, he swears he doesn't have a girl friend, but I really wonder!!!" "Now look," Bev pointed out softly, "has Jim ever lied to you before, I mean about anything not just sex!?!" "No, he hasn't," Megan answered quickly, "as far as I know he's always been truthful with me!!!" "Now I know this a little different," Bev replied, ""but I think you have to give him the benefit of the doubt, I mean Jim's a good man, right!?!" "Y-yes," Megan replied with her lower lip quivering, "b-but I don't think he loves me anymore," before breaking down again in a torrent of tears!!!" Bev's heart just broke as she watched her friend sobbing, and instinctively she took her into her arms and held her like a baby!!! 

As Megan began to calm down, she offered softly, "Thank you for being here when I needed you most, i-it feels so nice to be close to someone again!!!" "Don't worry about a thing," Bev replied, "everything is gonna work out just fine, you just wait and see!!!" Megan's face pressing against her chest, and for a second she wasn't sure if she had been right, but she would have sworn that Megan had just given her right breast a gentle squeeze!!! She was just about to write it off as she mind playing tricks on her, when again she felt a hand on her breast, but this time even more insistently!!! "Megs," she whispered, "what are you doing!!!" "I can't help myself," Megan moaned softly, "they feel so full and firm, I just had to touch them, you don't mind do you!?!" Knowing the fragile condition she was in, Bev was afraid that any kind of rejection might completely drive her friend over the edge, so in a small voice she replied, "Of course not, dear, I was just curious, that's all!!!" 

For the next few minutes Megan caressed Bev's large breast softly in her hand, and while it was certainly a pleasurable experience, Bev was totally unprepared for what transpired next!!! Megan sat up, and then just as calmly as you please, began unbuttoning the Bev's blouse!!! "You have such beautiful breasts," Megan said under her breath, "and I've always wanted to do this!!!" A pang of fear shot through her, and in a shaky voice Bev stammered, "T-this isn't right, Megs, maybe we shouldn't be doing this!!!" By now her blouse was off and Megan's nimble fingers were undoing the front connecting clasp on Bev's 38DD bra!!! "Oh, my," Megan sighed as the two giant mounds fell from their prison, "no wonder Tom is always in such a dither, they're incredible, and your nipples are already hard!!!" "T-they're always that way," Bev mumbled while Megan took one of her erect nubs into her warm mouth, "I don't know why, they just are!!" Bev didn't want it to feel good, but Megan had the softest touch she had ever felt, and no matter how hard she tried to keep her mind off of it, her womanly instinct took over and roiled her vagina into a near frenzy!!! 

"How does it feel," Megan whispered between suckles!?! "It feels very nice," Bev sighed!!! "How would you like me to do your pussy," Megan whispered hoarsely!?! "I-I don't think so," a red faced Bev replied, "I think we've done quite enough, don't you!?!" "No I don't," Megan replied while jumping up while stripping of her clothes, "I haven't had a good orgasm in weeks, just look at my pussy, my clit is sticking out and absolutely on fucking fire!!!" Bev had never heard Megan use such coarse language, and even though she was trying to resist it, hearing her swearing like a sailor and overtly exposing her vagina in front of her was having a profound effect on her own pussy!!! Now when Megan put her right foot up on the top of the desk, and spread her vagina wide apart, she offered no resistance what so ever when Megan took her by the hair and pulled her mouth to the smoothly shaved lips that were literally dripping with juice!!! "Oh my, Bev," she sighed, "you have such a talented tongue, are you sure that this is the first pussy you've ever sucked!?!" It was so intoxicating!!! Now for the first time Bev could understand why Tommy was always in such a lather to touch and feel her up, because for the first time she was becoming addicted to the sweet taste of hot wet pussy!!! 

With the sexual tension in the small office so thick you could cut it with a knife, Megan pulled her friend to her feet and crushed her mouth with kiss while pulling the rest of Bev's things off and dropping them to the floor in a pile next to them!!! "Are you excited," Megan whispered while grinding her 34B's into Bev's incredible cleavage!?! "Y-yes," Bev gasped, "that feels wonderful, nipple to nipple, it's just unbelievable!!!" "Do you know what I think we should do," Megan asked softly!?! "W-what," Bev moaned, "tell me, what should we do!!!" "Well," Megan replied while nibbling on Bev's ear, "I think we should get down on the carpet and slide our pussies together until our clits touch, how does that sound!?!" "Sweet jesus, I'm hot," Bev moaned as Megan helped her to the floor and immediately joined her while sliding their vaginas together!!! As they both shifted their positions slightly to help their clits make direct contact with each other, soft moans and groans filled the office while both women climbed aboard the orgasm express, a non stop trip if there ever was one!!! While grinding their sloppy wet cuts together, Megan gasped, "I just love your tits, just look at them, jiggling so gently, oh god, I'm gonna cum soon!!!" Each time their clits touched, electric shocks jolted their crotches, and while Megan had her eyes fixed on Beverly's massive chest, Bev on the other hand was concentrating on how her hairy wet cunt was pressed hard against Megan's smoothly shaved pubis!!! "We're clit to clit," Beverly groaned, "I-I'm cumming, I can't hold back another second, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm cummingggggggggg so fucking hard!!!" While Bev's cunt lurched out of control in an orgasmic explosion, Megan's own pussy was in the middle of a climax that could only be described as monumental!!! Both women, with sweat breaking out all over their hot bodies, ground their vaginas together harder and harder until both of them collapsed in a state of total and complete exhaustion!!! 

Finally, after many minutes had passed, Megan raised her head and smiled weakly before saying, "Thank you, baby, I really need that!!!" Beverly smile back at her friend while her cunt reveled in a post coital glow and replied, "Me too, baby, me too!!! 

THE END
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Thursday, June 15, 2006

Future Blogger Babe - Nautica
 

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Nautica
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posted by: Neo ©
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Japanese Shunga
 

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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married.  He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.  He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over.  She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.  She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.  She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.  She earns several times the $5,000.  She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.  She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

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posted by: Neo
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

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Poetry - VULNERABLE
 

VULNERABLE

I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FOOL
FOR OPENING MYSELF UP TO YOU
EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS
MY THOUGHTS
MY LOVE
TRUSTING THAT YOU WOULD FEEL
THE SAME WAY
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT I HAVE BEEN
EXPOSED
VULNERABLE

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Pregnant Tuesday

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Monday, June 12, 2006

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Naughty Jokes

1. A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"  The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

2. A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs! He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can't continue, so for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine!"

3. A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the problem.  She responds “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."  The counselor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"  The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."
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Movie Monday

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Sunday, June 11, 2006

Blogger Babe - Melissa Jayne

Melissa Jayne is a very pregnant, 18 year old, 5’ tall, 112 lb, Latina (Colombian) babe. She has long & wavy, middle of her back, dirty blonde (light brown) hair, smoky brown, bedroom eyes, big & luscious BJ lips (Mmmm… yummy), pierced nose, a nice pregnant figure, perky, 34B, milk-swollen breasts with huge, very dark & suckable nipples, cute butt, great legs, the typical lower back, tramp stamp, tattoo, and a completely shaved & pregnant swollen pussy. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic).
 

Sex Blogger - Blogger Babe - Jade Moore
Nude Pregnant Women

I saw Melissa's pic in an agent's on-line book, and my first impressions of her were as follows; WOW, those smoky bedroom eyes! WOW, those luscious BJ lips! She exuded sensuality. No, she exuded sexuality. I was hooked and I wanted to meet, photograph and have hot & wild sex with her. Wait a second. What's that? Oh my goodness, she's probably eight or nine months pregnant. I don't care… I haven't shot a pregnant model in a while, and I always need pregnant content, and… she's a fuckin’ babe (literally – pun intended).

I called to set up an interview, but after talking with her agent, I decided to forgo the interview process and just go ahead and book her – after all she is very preggo and who know when she is going to go into labor. So, not really knowing anything about her, I booked her for the following day. Always a scary thing to do with models – especially porn models, but this time I got lucky and it turned out okay.
 

Sex Blogger - Blogger Babe - Jade Moore
Porn Jester's Latina Girls

Melissa showed up on time the next day, with entourage in tow. Crap! That's what I get for not interviewing first. Her entourage consisted of her boyfriend (and he seemed a little leery of me), her girlfriend, and someone else. And to be honest, at the moment, while I sit here and write this, I cannot even remember this other person. Dang, I do not even remember if it was a guy or a girl. Oh well, doesn't matter.

We all talked, checked ID's, signed paperwork and her entourage started to settle in as I prepared to shoot.  Nope, I cannot have this. I just turned to them and told them that they can come back and pick her up in a couple of hours. And to my surprise, they were more than happy to take off – turns out they didn't want to be sitting around waiting anyway. Pretty much before I could say “bye” they were out the door and gone. Woo-Hoo – time to get my flirt on… Oops, I mean… time to get to work. After all, she is preggers, AND she does have a b/f. And the b/f line… I never cross. Well, almost never, but I digress.
 

Sex Blogger - Blogger Babe - Jade Moore
Nude Pregnant Women

We got to work. Melissa was easy to work with; we had a good time, got a lot done and in the next 4 hours we shot 8 different set-ups including; lingerie with pink balloons, 2 different bondage scenes… Yes, I shot a pregnant girl in bondage. It was deffo a first for me, yes we were very careful and yes, we got some great shots. The first bondage scene was with a simple Yolk Restraint, with vinyl bra & panties and pink balloons. Yeah… imagine that – pregnant girl, bondage and pink balloons. Dang, sometimes I am so creative – LOL. In the second Bondage set up she was wearing a Leather Blindfold, a Leather Ball Gag, Ruby Red Collar with Wrist & Ankle Restraints and was chained to a Sex Swing. All of the Fetish Clothes & Bondage Hardware were supplied for the shoot by Eros Boutique. During the second Bondage shoot her b/f called to check up on her (really checking up on me). It was quite humorous to watch her try and talk on her cell while she was chained and gagged.
 

Sex Blogger - Asian Babe in Bondage - Jade Moore
Eros Boutique

Anyway, we then shot Melissa as a cheerleader, a schoolgirl, a soccer player, a skate punk (with skate board, helmet, pads & all), and we finished the day with her dressed in a military outfit (boots, helmet, rocket-launcher & all).

During the last set up, Melissa's entourage came back and the speed of our shoot slowed dramatically. But it was ok, we were on the last one anyway and I was still within my allotted time without having to pay extra. 
 

Sex Blogger - Blogger Babe - Jade Moore
Porn Jester's Latina Girls

Once we were done with the shoot, Melissa changed, I paid her and we all sat around and talked for a bit. Of course we talked about the shoot and Melissa's girlfriend got all bent out of shape that we did the Bondage scenes. The boyfriend didn't mind, but the girlfriend thought it was disgusting for a pregnant girl to do that. Of course I made sure that she knew that it was all safe and it was a “fantasy” photo shoot. “Hello – it's not real!” But that didn't matter. The girlfriend went on a rant, Melissa had to defend herself, and they got into a heated discussion as I steered them toward the door and out of my studio.
 

Sex Blogger - Asian Babe in Bondage - Jade Moore
Nude Pregnant Women

If you want to see more of Melissa Jayne, check out: “Nude Pregnant Women” and "Porn Jester's Latina Girls".
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Nude Pregnant Women - Knocked Up & About to Drop

 

Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Crime Comix," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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