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Antique
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I'm not sure
when this photo was done, probably sometime in the late 1950's or early
1960's.
I really like
this pic... It looks to me, like it is a professional postcard or a promotional
photo from a movie or something. Technically, it's very nice. The lighting
is clean, the set is simple, yet nice. I love the bust of Nefertiti in
the background. The contrast between the model and the leopard print background
works quite well. The model's make-up is nicely done, her pose is quite
enticing and her costume is... Well, what can I say? It's not only every
man's fantasy, it's fuckin' hot.
And speaking
of "fuckin' hot". So is the model. She is an absolute babe that looks to
be in her mid-twenties. She has beautiful dark hair (might be a wig - but
who cares), a nice face with sultry eyes and pouty lips, nice natural tits
and a hot bod with curves in all the right places... Yeah, she might be
a little thick in the mid-section, but again, who cares?
I would so
do her.
The photo and
the model both work for me.
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| Friday, June 2, 2006
Adult
Erotica - FATHER O'REILLY'S TRUE CONFESSIONS: PART ONE
My name is
Father Francis O'Reilly and everything you are about to read is absolutely
true, as told to me by parishioners in my flock!!! The confessional box
is one of the final places on the face of the earth where you can pour
out your heart without fear of retribution or exposure, and I believe for
this reason more and more people are forsaking the "communal forgiveness"
that is bestowed each week during regular Sunday Mass and opting instead
for the much more intensely personal experience of sitting down in a tiny
dark room with hands folded and head bowed, and confessing to a Priest
before God!!! I personally find it amusing when I read in the liberal press
that the sexual revolution is dead, because it has been my experience that
that not only is it alive and well, it is proliferating and growing exponentially
in the very heartland of America!!! So, dear reader, with out further or
do, these are my stories!!!!
Amada's Confession
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned in the eyes of the Lord!!! Tell me
my child, what it is you wish to confess!!! I have had impure thoughts
about the young man living next door to me, Father, and no matter how much
I try, every time I see him, well, it's too embarrassing to even repeat
out loud!!! Impure thoughts are indeed a sin, my child, but actions of
course speak much louder than words, and since you didn't act on you thoughts,
please say ten Hail Marys and go in peace!!! I-I'm not finished with my
confession, Father, I-I did act on my terrible thoughts, I'm so sorry!!!
Oh my, please tell me then exactly what happened!!!
I saw the John,
that's his name, carrying groceries into his apartment, and he seemed to
be struggling so I offered to help him get them into his kitchen!!! I am
very ashamed to say that I purposely pressed up against him in an attempt
to arouse him!!! Please continue, my child!!! Well, uh, he seemed a little
hesitant, but I dropped to my knees and unzipped his pants and sucked his
hard penis into my mouth until he ejaculated his cum down my throat!!!
Is that all!?! No, sir, I-I'm sorry, that it is not all, then I led him
by his erection over to the couch where I pulled up my skirt and slid down
my panties and begged him like a cheap whore to have intercourse with me!!!
And did he comply with your wanton wish!?!" "Y-yes, Father, he climbed
on top of me and put his erect penis inside of my vagina and then we had
intercourse!!! Was it pleasurable!?! Oh my, yes, it felt wonderful, I couldn't
help it, but I had at least three very powerful orgasms!!! Did he ejaculate
inside of you!?! Yes, Father, and then to make matters worse, we both undressed
and spent the rest of the day and evening naked in his apartment, having
both oral sex and intercourse over and over again!!! Did you know what
you were doing was wrong!?! Y-yes, I did, but something inside of me just
drove me to it, I hated and loved it both at the same time!!! Do you think
you can resist doing this again!?! I don't know, Father, I certainly don't
love, John, but I have to admit that I am very attracted to his long hard
penis!!! You must try and be strong, young lady, these are sins of the
flesh and must be resisted, now for penance you must do one hundred Hail
Marys and ten rosaries, so go in peace, my child, and be vigilant!!! Thank
you, Father, I will do my best!!!
Sister Rachel's
Confession Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned before God and His Mother,
and I feel that my sins are truly unforgivable!!! Nonsense, no matter the
sin or the situation, God has shown to be loving and forgiving, and all
He requires is that we ask for his wonderful forgiveness, now stop crying
and tell me your confession!!! I-I'm sorry, Father, it's just that I've
been so terrible, after all, I took sacred vows before God to be pure and
chaste, of which I have been neither!!! Please my child, self punishment
is a sin in and of itself!!! O-okay, but I'm sure that you'll recommend
my excommunication from the Church after hearing of my misdeeds!!!
The other day
the mother of one of my students came in after school to discuss her child's
progress in reading!!! We were sitting at a small table alone in the back
of my classroom going over the young man's tests and homework, and I what
can only be described as stupidity on my part, my mind was all at once
filled with images of this young woman in the nude!!! Her perfume was very
intoxicating, and before I knew what I was doing, I leaned over and kissed
her gently on her lips!!! I quickly regained my senses and pulled away
while apologizing profusely, but much to my dismay and I have to admit,
joy, she silently unbuttoned her blouse and showed my her breasts in her
low cut bra!!! I was stunned into immobility, but when she asked me in
a whisper if I would like to nurse on her nipples, I'm afraid that all
I could do was dumbly nod yes and lay my head in her lap and start sucking!!!
Is that all, child!?! I-I'm afraid not, Father, it gets much worse, a few
minutes later she calmly exposed her vagina to me and without even asking
pulled my face to her crotch, where I sucked and licked her for a long
time, bringing her to many hard and satisfying orgasms!!! Now, is that
all!?! No, it is not!!!
Now I succumbed
to my basest desires, and I'm so ashamed of myself, but after bringing
the lady in question to her third orgasm, without even being asked, I stood
up and removed my clothing until I was completely naked before her, and
in the most wanton display of debauchery, spread my legs wide apart while
exposing my most private parts to her hungry eyes!!! Now, is that all!?!
N-no, Father, then I grabbed her by the hair and practically forced her
tongue into my vagina, whereupon she sucked me to three or four brutally
satisfying orgasms in a row!!! Are you truly sorry for your sins, child!?!
Oh yes, Father, I truly am sorry, so very sorry!!! Go back to your room
and read the twenty third Psalm, and then sit and reflect on it, now, go
in peace!!! Thank you, Father, God be with you!!!
Lynn's Confession
Please forgive me, Father for I have sinned!!! My goodness, dear, it can't
be that bad, please stop crying and tell me all about it!!! Well, Father,
(while still sniffling), my sins this month are many and varied, but I
must confess that some of them are far worse than others!!! Two weeks ago
I was invited to an afternoon party at a friends house, and although I
knew that what was to happen there was wrong, I went anyway, contributing
further to my transgressions!!! When I arrived at my friend's home, three
other guests were already there, and I'm very embarrassed to admit this,
but the other guests and my hostess had their skirts up and panties off
while calmly masturbating as they chatted!!! I know I should have left
immediately, but instead I slid off my own panties and started fingering
my own vagina along with everyone else!!! Every once in a while someone
would have an orgasm and everyone else would cheer her on with hoots and
hollers for encouragement!!! I was fast approaching my own climax, when
all at once my hostess slid her mouth onto my vagina and brought me to
orgasm via her tongue on my clitoris, and even though I knew it was wrong,
I continued to displayed myself in the most lascivious way imaginable!!!
"Well my child, God is a loving and forgiving God, so say fifty Hail Mary's
and go in peace!!! I-I'm sorry, Father, but there is more, I know you don't
want to hear that, but unfortunately it's true!!! I'm sorry I interrupted
you, so please continue!!!
Anyway, Father,
after all of us were satiated with multiple orgasms, my hostess stood up
on pretty wobbly legs and announced that another guest would be joining
us shortly and would put on a live show for us!!! All of us begged her
to tell us who it was, but all at once loud rock music began booming throughout
the room, and through a side door, in danced the pool maintenance boy completely
naked with a huge erection bouncing in front of him!!! Now my husband has
a large penis, but this young man was incredibly well endowed, and sadly,
all I could think about was putting his erection in my mouth and having
him ejaculate down my throat!!! As he danced in front of us with his penis
bouncing invitingly only a few feet away, all of us again began masturbating,
but this time with a fury that was truly monumental!!! One by one each
of us felt him up and even if just for a few moments, we all got a chance
to give him a quick sucking!!! All of the women were now in a state of
extreme high arousal, and then out of the blue our hostess passed out large
thick black dildos to each of us, and within seconds, we all had them buried
to the hilt in our dripping vaginas!!! Almost as soon as the thick rubber
penises filled our vaginas, we all began convulsing in a series of incredibly
strong and persistent orgasms that left us all shaken to the core!!! The
young man's penis was now extremely hard and ready to burst, and as luck
would have it, I was the closest one to him, and without even asking, he
stepped up to me and offered me his penis for oral satisfaction, which
of course I gladly gave him!!! After only a few moments of paying oral
homage to the young man's organ, he filled my mouth with the biggest shower
of cum I have ever swallowed!!!
And that's
all, that's everything I did!!! My child, I hope that this teaches you
a lesson, now say one hundred Hail Marys and go in peace!!!
THE END
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| This is a strictly mathematical
viewpoint... it goes like this;
What Makes 100%? What does it mean
to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100%
in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula
that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will
take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical
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Let me start
by saying I am not a writer. Mandy is the literary talent here and I simply
point and click my camera. What she creates with her beautiful mind, I
create with my eyes (and shutter finger). She offered her considerable
editing skills to this article, but I thought it might be better for you
to see me as I am, proof that you don't have to be literate or even smart
to take nice photos. I see, I love, I click the shutter..
Over time I
have learned a few things while clicking that shutter and I'm passing ‘em
on here. Let's start with the essentials--
All women are beautiful.
The Babe:
It doesn't matter what she looks like. All women are worth photographing
partly or fully naked and it's just a matter of concentrating on her best
qualities. If she's willing, do it... just like sex!
The Camera:
I'm starting with the assumption that you are shooting with a digital camera.
(Nikon just announced it's discontinuing their film cameras). A photo is
a photo… and the digital image is now. You must have a camera that takes
4 or 5 million pixel photos (or more commonly called megapixels as in 5
megapixels). Even the newest automatic point-and-shoot cameras are 4 or
more... so odds are you are fine.
If you are
serious you will need a single lens reflex camera with changeable lenses
and an add-on flash. These cameras cost between $800 and $2,000. (I shoot
with a Canon D20 and with the extra battery, two lenses, a flash attachment
and 2 gig memory card, It costs almost $5,000. There are four things you
get with this set-up: 1: a flash to bounce off the ceiling, 2: a choice
of “wide” or “long” lenses. 3: it shoots FAST and often, with no delay
or pause between shots. (This is important when your model is rolling around
like a cat in heat and you're trying to capture the action), and 4: big
file sizes allow you to crop into the photo later, improving the odds that
you have a nice final photograph. (The big memory card helps here too,
it stores big files and allows you to shoot hundreds of photos without
having to stop shooting and download the pics from the camera). Having
said that, today's point-and-shoots have zoom lenses for flexibility, shoot
big files and have great built in light meters to take the worry out of
exposure. The built-in flash is the biggest draw back... so see if you
can find one that allows a flash to be added. If you shoot outdoors… there's
no real difference between them and a SLR.
So you have
the girl and a camera, she has fixed her hair and put on makeup, now you're
ready to get on with the nuts and bolts of taking photos.
Where to Shoot: Outdoors...
Getting naked is easy in the country but gets more difficult in the suburbs
and near impossible in the city (unless you are very adventuresome).
Try the back yard (with
a high fence). It provides lots of light, no flash needed and if you keep
her in the soft shadows with a plain background, the effect is pretty much
like being in the studio with a simple no-seam paper background.
Indoors is
the easier option. You have privacy and can shoot day or night. (You know
she is probably more in the mood late at night). Make the surroundings
comfortable with music and anything else that'll feed the mood (dirty vids?).
Some interiors give you a wealth of opportunities but more often than not,
the bare apartment or hotel room hampers creativity and you have to either
treat it as a plain background or be creative and use the space to make
a statement. Make it more interesting by staying out of the bedroom. Consider
the bath, kitchen and hallway as options, or maybe where you have your
miniature trains set up.
But You Have to Light
the Indoors: Don't be intimidated. There are only four
ways to shoot indoors: 1: By daylight coming through the window. 2: Room
light (letting the lamps and overhead bulbs do the job... the photos usually
come out soft and blurred, but the effect is often dramatic and artsy.
It also softens the model and can be quite flattering. 3: Direct in-camera
flash. This is the only flash option with a point-and-shoot camera. The
results usually look amateurish but can be used to make harsh revealing
studies as well... never flattering to the model! 4: My fave: bouncing
an adjustable flash unit off the ceiling. This creates a good overall light
that imitates studio lighting and allows you to shoot fast with good exposures
and captures any action without blurring. 90% of what I shoot is lit this
way.
Ready, Set, Shoot:
Tell the model
to look at the camera at all times (eye contact makes for a better photo,
trust me). This is the time to try expressions... tell her, “smile”, “pout”,
“be mean”, or simply, “be natural, no expression”...
discover what
works best and stay with that.
Shoot wide...
take two steps closer, shoot some more, then get even closer, shoot some
more (at this point look for the best details of her body and face, while
avoiding the less attractive parts... scars... wrinkles... pimples... bad
teeth... every woman is different and what is good for one body ain't for
another). This is the time to find her best qualities and focus on them.
Finally, get up close to the nitty gritty... or as they say in the porn
world, "the money shot".
Seem complicated?
Not at all. You just have to concentrate on a few things… talk to her,
remind her to look at the camera, tell her often that she looks GREAT,
(yes, that old cliché of a photographer saying. “yes, yes, baby…
great, great, show it to me... beautiful”, works!. Say it!). Keep moving
side to side, closer and closer... That's it!
If she doesn't
seem to know what to do, give her a prop; cigarettes are a fave. Sex toys
might make her feel awkward, common everyday items can make her more comfortable
and be used to create a narrative.
Having her
go through a change of clothing is a two edged sword. On one hand you get
variety (especially if you can't change the environment), but changing
clothes takes time, can kill the mood, and if she gets pre-occupied with
her wardrobe, she might loose interest altogether. I recommend you start
with her dressed and have her take things off slowly. She can can get used
to you taking her picture, you can feel her out (that's feel her out not
up), Do all this in the wide shots… as you get warmed up and move in closer,
you don't want her fussing with getting undressed. When it is starting
to feel right, get those clothes off. But I shouldn't have to tell you
that! Leaving one small piece of clothing is good for adding interest,
so the shoes, stockings or a few pieces of jewelry can stay.
Edit and Fix:
If you want to do great conversions of your photos to black and white or
sepia, clean up pimples and unsightly blemishes, and correct exposure errors,
you need to use Photoshop or the software program that comes with your
camera. You don't need to be an expert, but will need to manage final file
sizes for the internet as well as preparing galleries for web publishing.
I'll show ya a few examples of my alterations after taking pics out of
the camera, but if you want to get really good at it, you'll need a book
or a class. (This is a good time to remind you to copy ALL the photos before
you make the cuts. Save 'em... you may want to go back and look again long
after you've edited).
I hope these
notes along with the examples pulled from my photos at MikeyandMandy.com
will make it easier (and more fun) for you to get great dirty photos from
your models-lovers-hookers-adventuresome friends. In the end the actual
picture taking techniques you use will be up to you… you could probably
teach me some things.
Ten Tips for Photographing
Women:
1: Concentrate.
Good photos don't happen by casually snapping away... pay attention to
every detail as you shoot.
2: Shoot a lot.
Remember, the photos are free, now that digital has replaced film. You
may find it weird to throw out 9 out of 10 photos, but even the best pros
only use one out of ten shots. In the end, no one needs to know what it
took to get to those 15 great photos.
3: Be prepared to lead
or be lead by your model.
A shoot can go either way and you have decide early on. A tough call… you
have to see if she can take direction from you or just go wild, while you
try to keep up and capture the action. Just like sex.
4: NEVER
show her the photos as you shoot… NEVER. Show her the first test shot maybe...
(she may insist)... but after that it's like letting her look in the mirror…
and she'll get very uptight. YOU have to be in control of the photoshoot.
5: Don't confuse the photoshoot
with sex. Be professional, leave your clothes on, don't
touch without asking. If it's your girlfriend or wife, save the sex for
after… you'll be plenty hot.
6: Be flexible
under changing circumstances. You may start with one idea, but as you start
shooting, things can take on a life of their own… go with the flow.
7: Shoot fast…
don't stop for long. If she's getting into it, you don't want to break
the mood.
8: Review the photos calmly
in the light of day… (the next day). You'll be
more objective after a few hours. After you've edited and found the best
ones, make a few nice prints for your model.
9: Cover
your ass.
Be sure you have a signed photo release. Don't have one?… Google “photo
releases” and print one. Be sure you record the age of your model, and
have a copy of two forms of I.D. showing her age. Take a photo of her holding
the I.D. next to her face, be sure you can read the birthdate and name.
Be sure she signs the release before she leaves the studio (house,
location, whatever). If you have to get one later in the mail, it may never
happen, and you will NOT have the rights to use those photos, regardless
of any verbal agreement. Yes, this includes your wife or best friend!
10: Study other photographers.
Start with mine. Look at the galleries found on MikeyandMandy and you can
see a pattern, the above notes will become obvious. Don't like my photos?...
look hard at someone else's work, (Bob Coulter, for instance) and see if
you can spot a consistent, useable approach to apply to you work.
BONUS Tip:
Keep it fun!
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Mikey has
a blog: Mikey
the Monkey. His writing partner, Roberta
also has a blog: Mandy's
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Face
Down, Ass Up is How We Like to Fuck
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Tramp
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Check
This - Crime
Comix
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Comix" - Brutal Underground
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Tales of Terror, Bloody Murder Scenes, Machine-Gun Toting Gangsters, Sexy
Toon Babes with Big Tits, Evil Villains and Super Heroes Fighting Terrorist.
"Crime
Comix" features over many full galleries
of very extreme, graphic, hardcore adult cartoons. Plus hard to find uncensored,
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evil villains, brutal murder scenes, good cops gone bad, big titty toon
babes, anime, special "Stripper
Toons" & "ProsTiToons"
comics, exclusive "Pervert
Jack" galleries, and tons of high quality
art; all illustrated by today's top artists. "Crime
Comix" has great and very colorful outside
splash pages. These samples only give the surfer a taste of all the goodies
that await once they become a member. The site has a nice, clean and simple
design. The layout is very surfer friendly and easy to navigate
with no hidden links, no consoles, no entrapments of any kind, and banner
advertising is kept to a strict minimum. Plus, it's
an "Adult
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you become an AC member you get FREE access to ALL the high quality "Adult
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Check out "Crime
Comix". You won't be disappointed. But
be warned - This adult website features extreme and very graphic cartoons
of crime & violence and is not for the faint of heart.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Pervert
Jack
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Poetry
- IMPRISONED
| IMPRISONED
IN MY MIND'S EYE
I CAPTURE YOUR IMAGE
IMPRISONING YOU THERE
I DRAW YOU CLOSE
ONLY TO FIND THAT I AM IMPRISONED TOO |
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©
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This - Mummified Girls
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Sexy
Adult Cartoons & Erotic Pin Ups
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Movie
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Adult Movies & Sexy Hardcore Videos in Every Flavour...
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Monday, May 29, 2006
Memorial
Day
Memorial Day is not just an American Holiday for
drinking beer and eating BBQ, it is a day of remembrance for those who
have died in our Nation's service. Please observe a moment of remembrance,
respect and silence today at 3pm (local time) to reflect upon and honor
those who have given their all in service to our great country.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Monday
Toons
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Three
Adult Jokes
1.
One evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed,
one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was
on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that
Ralph had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had
to do their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well
and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great
dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded
all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening.
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends. "Oh, that was perfect too.
Ralph was too tired..."
2.
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately
she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female
companion 30 years younger... Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety!!!
3.
A husband and wife decide they need a way to let each other know when they
want to have sex without letting their kids in on it. So they decide on
the code word "typewriter." One day the husband says to his five-year-old
daughter, "Go tell your mommy that Daddy needs to bang out a letter on
the typewriter." The child gives her mom the message, and the mom replies,
"Please tell your dad he can't type right now because there's a red ribbon
in the typewriter and the letter would come out red." A couple of days
later, the mom tells the daughter to relay a message to her father: "Tell
Daddy he can come and use the typewriter now." The girl talks to her father,
then returns with a message for mom : "Daddy said never mind the typewriter;
he already wrote the letter by hand.
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posted by: Neo
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Check
This - Triple X Cams
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Sunday, May 28, 2006
Blogger
Babes - Prilla & Brooke Milano
Prilla and Brooke Milano are this
week's Blogger Babes (See this week's
Blogger Babes Pic)!
Prilla is a hot, 20 year old, 5’1,
100 lb, sexy Latina Babe. She has wavy, reddish-brown, just past the shoulder
hair, pretty eyes, cute 32B titties with nice pink nipples, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style”
arch, a nice butt, a pierced tongue, pierced belly button, the typical
tattoo on her lower back, a little landing-strip of pubic hair, and a great,
big, friendly smile
Brooke Milano is so abso-fucking-lutely
Cute. She's a petite, 18 year old, 4'11, 90 lb Filipina Spinner with medium-length
brown hair, a completely shaved pussy, a great “cum-fuck-me-doggy-style”
arch, a tiny, tiny, but very nice ass, small, but very perky 32B breasts
with nice brown nipples, a few piercings, pretty eyes, and a very sweet,
innocent smile.
Over the past two weeks I wrote about
both Prilla and Brooke, so Click
here to read the entire story.
If you want to see more of Prilla,
Brooke Milano, and/or Prilla & Brooke together, then deffo check out
"Asian Candy," "Porn
Jester's Asian Girls" and "Porn
Jester's Latina Girls".
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posted by: Neo ©
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Always Looking
for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!
I'm shooting a lot right now and
I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER
18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or
HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites,
for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail
me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo
of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from
me :o)
Please DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers
If you're an artist and/or writer
and would like to have your work featured here on Sex
Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi.
Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons,"
"Pregnant Comix,"
"Erotic
Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex
Tales of the Old West," "Triple
X Toons," "Kinky
Komix," "Illustrated
Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that
I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail
me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I
can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested
in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork
in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto
itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell
check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best
with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar
and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered.
:o)
Please, DO NOT send photos
or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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posted by: Neo ©
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Comments & Opinions
I would love to hear from you. Please
e-mail
me with your comments, opinions and/or any suggestions you may have regarding
Sex
Blogger.
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