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Saturday, May 13, 2006

I'd Hit It!

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Quote of the Week
 

"For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches."

- Stacy Nelkin

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Antique Photos
 

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Photo Courtesy of Retro Raunch

This photo was done sometime in the 1950's (I think).

Hmmm, what to say about this pic?... I love this photo. Technically, it is pretty boring... but I like how it looks like a candid shot, maybe it actually is. There is a lot going on in this photo and it makes me wonder the story behind it. I like the composition of this pic and how my eye never settles in just one spot.

Hmmm, what to say about the model?... Yummy! What else can I say? Who doesn't like a hot brunette blindfolded and bound in a tub of water? She has a beautiful face, with nice dark hair, slender body and nice legs. And I love the white shirt with the black garter and thigh-high stockings - Double yummy.

I would sooooo do her.

This photo fascinates me. Both, the photo and the model work for me.
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posted by: Neo ©
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Friday, May 12, 2006

Adult Erotica - THE HERMAPHRODITE

Nicole stood under the hot shower and let the needle like spray soothe her tired muscles! "What a day," she sighed while cupping her full breasts and stepping onto the bath mat to dry off! While toweling off she admired her trim athletic form in the full length mirror, smiling to herself when thinking about last night when Rick had taken her hard and fast on the kitchen table bringing on a series of orgasms that had left her limp as an old wash cloth!!! Her eyes moved from her full heavy chest and worked their way down to her crotch, where incredibly, her penis was now growing thick and hard just above her dripping vagina!!! With her right hand she grabbed her thickening erection while with her left, she buried her fingers in her down sloppy wet quim, as her head rolled from side to side on her slim shoulders while both hands and fingers worked their magic on her dual set of sex organs!!! It was always this way for her, a huge erection coupled with a wet cunt that also demanded her attention!!! Half walking and stumbling, she struggled to her bed where she quickly inserted a large thick vibrator into her pussy, and as her fist flew over her thick hardon, both sets of sex organs spasmed in unison as load after load of hot spunk shot all the way up to her heaving breasts!!! With her eyelids growing heavy, she nodded off into a deep sleep with her vibrator still humming softly inside of her, and while but an hour later, and still in sleep induced stupor, her vagina convulsed one more time, as another orgasm twisted her groin into a knot!!! The vibrator then slid helplessly from her pussy, and finally she was able to fall into a deep restful slumber!!! 

Being a true hermaphrodite had its drawbacks, but Nicole had resigned to herself early I life that while she would not be able to marry and have children, she could partake of sexual pleasures that ordinary men and women could only dream of!!! She had a close circle of friends who knew of her condition, and it was with them that she shared a very special relationship, both physically and spiritually!!! Rick, her steady boyfriend, reveled in the fact that he was fucking a woman in her pussy even though she had a bigger cock than he did, and while he certainly wasn't gay, it seemed only natural that he would take her erection in his mouth and suck her off, after all, she wasn't a man at all, just a woman with a little bit extra!!! In panties and bra she looked so feminine and yet, when she became aroused her erection would give her away as the banana size organ fought to free itself from its nylon prison!!! From the outside it would appear as if she were just another pre-op transsexual, but when her panties were slid from her womanly hips and her erection popped free, where normally would hang a large set of testicles, was instead a fully functional vagina, complete with clitoris and full labia!!! It was the incongruity of it all that set her apart, the look on people's faces when seeing her for the first time, or the hundredth for the that matter, it was always a stunning sight to see!!! 

"Nicole, would you please come in here, I have some dictation for you to take!?!" Picking up her pad and pencil, Nicole entered the plush office of her boss as she had done every morning for the past three years!!! Sitting in a chair next to the large mahogany desk was Phyllis Webster, Henry Webster's fifty year old wife!!! "Good morning, sir, ma'am," she said softly while waiting for further instructions!!! "Yes, it is a good morning," Phyllis Webster replied nervously while licking her lips, "and how are you today my dear, ready for some fun I hope!?!" "Anything you want, ma'am," Nicole replied softly, "I'd be happy to do anything Madame would like!!!" As the two woman fell silent, Henry Webster asked in almost a whisper, "Are you erect, dear, is your penis all hard and ready to be sucked!?!" After placing her pad on the edge of Mr. Webster's desk, Nicole slowly lifted the hem of her skirt until it was way above her waist, exposing her panty clad crotch to the two hungry perverts drooling before her!!! "Oh, fuck," Phyllis gasped, "I just can't get enough of her, just look at her panties, she's got a boner and a half in there, christ alive, I'm already dripping wet!!!" Nicole, dear," Henry asked softly, "would it be all right if Mrs. Webster removed your panties, you seem to have very full erection hidden in there, and it would very sad to let such a fine hardon go to waste don't you think!?!" With a slight moan, Nicole nodded her head and waited for the cunt/cock crazy old bitch to pull off her panties and take her in her mouth!!! 

Henry Webster looked on slack jawed as his wife knelt in front of Nicole while gently nursing on her seven inch erection, and fumbling with the zipper to his trousers as he struggled to extract his rapidly thickening pecker!!! "Suck her, Phyl," he muttered while jerking his hardon, "make her blow it into your mouth, suck that fucking dick off!!!" "Do you want to cum, dear," he asked Nicole softly while fisting his prick!?! "Yessssssss," she hissed through clenched teeth, "but my pussy needs it too!!!" "Don't worry about you pussy," he replied softly, "as soon as you fill her mouth, I'll give you this!!!" Nicole's legs wobbled momentarily as the first blast of cum rocketed into Phyllis Webster's mouth, causing the old bitch to involuntarily gag while her throat was flooded with stream after stream of hot burning semen!!! Nicole then fell backwards onto the desk with her legs splayed wide apart, giving Henry Webster wide open access to her now drenched pussy!!! 

"Ohhhhhhhh," Nicole moaned as he entered her roughly, "t-that feels so good, oh yes, fuck my cunt, fill we with your cum, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yessssss!!!" As the old man fucked her hot pussy, and as was usually the case, Nicole's penis instantly regained it's rigidity!!! Phyllis was still on the floor with her legs spread and her skirt up, furiously fingering her own pussy while watching her husband boning the two sexed slut for all he was worth as a little line of drool slid down her chin as she stared transfixed at the incredible sight unfolding before her!!! Henry's eyes bugged out of his head as he looked down to see his own pecker plowing in and out of the hot slut, while her now angry pecker was sticking straight up at a right angle to his own!!! "Jerk it," Phyllis ordered, "jerk your fucking dick for me you fucking little slut!!!" "I-if you want it jerked, do it yourself you old cunt," Nicole moaned as her pussy cum quickly approached!!! In what can only be called surprising speed for a woman her age, Phyllis Webster hopped to her feet and grabbed Nicole's pecker and began jerking it wildly as her husband slammed his meat in and out of her!!! "J-jesus christ, you two are going to kill me," Nicole moaned while watching the two hot blooded seniors working her organs towards climax, "I-I'm really close, now, oh god, I'm so close!!!" 

Phyllis finger was now literally flying over her pussy, but as many times as they had performed this little act, today she went completely over the edge as she hopped up on the desk and while facing towards her husband, lowered her dripping pussy onto Nicole's now straining erection!!! Phyllis made and audible "oomph" as her pussy engulfed Nicole's thickness, and in a fit of absolute passion, the old bitch tore open her blouse and ripped open her bra allowing her huge sagging breasts to fall free against her husband's lurching body!!! Nicole was now slipping quickly into a state of massive sexual overdrive as her pussy and cock were being serviced to the max by the now totally driven couple!!! Feeling at the same time like a super stud and a helpless pussy would be hard to fathom except that in this case, Nicole was being ravished by Henry's cock while her own pecker was being ridden like a bitch in heat by Phyllis!!! 

Phylllie threw her arms around her husband neck, and as he pistoned in and out of the burning cunt, she pressed her huge chest to his and covered his mouth with a deep French kiss as her own hot bottom bounced up and down on Nicole's thick fuck pole!!! Even though this was pretty much and everyday thing between these three, Phyllis' hopping up and riding Nicole's hot pecker while her husband fucked the hot little bitch had put a special charge into everyone!!! During moments of extreme sexual tension it was sometimes hard for Nicole to distinguish between the two orgasms building like tsunamis in her groin, but today they were two very distinct waves that were rushing through her towards the beach of orgasmic pleasure!!! Henry began grunting as the pace of his fucking grew more intense, while Phyllis sensing her husband was about to lose his seed, felt her cunt spasm and convulse as she her own climax swept through her, all of which combined to induce Nicole's pussy and cock to wrench simultaneously in a viciously brutal combination climax that left her panting like a dog and shaking like a leaf!!! 

Henry collapsed to the floor, totally spent and drained, while the hot mouthed little cunt, Phyllis cleaned up Nicole's pussy and cock with her hot tongue!!! Henry finally struggled to his feet and pulled on his clothes as Nicole offered, "From now on I think your wife can handle the "dick" tation, don't you, boss!?!" He just chuckled and replied, "And she's can take it in French, too!!!" 

THE END
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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Japanese Shunga
 

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This Week's Chain E-Mail
 

Good: Your wife is pregnant. 
Bad: It's triplets. 
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 

Good: Your wife's not talking to you 
Bad: She wants a divorce. 
Ugly: She's a lawyer. 

Good: Your son is finally maturing. 
Bad: He's involved with the women next door. 
Ugly: So are you. 

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. 
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. 
Ugly: You're in them. 

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. 
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. 
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them. 

Good: Your husband understands fashion. 
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you. 

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. 
Bad: She keeps interrupting. 
Ugly : With corrections 

Good: Your son is dating someone new. 
Bad: It's another man. 
Ugly: He's your best friend. 

Good: Your daughter got a new job. 
Bad: As a hooker. 
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. 
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006

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SO LONELY
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TEARS ARE NEVER ENDING
SINKING DEEPER INTO MYSELF
DARKNESS COVERS MY THOUGHTS
I GRIEVE FOR MY OWN HEART
SO SAD
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Movie Tuesday

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Monday, May 8, 2006

Monday Toons

Frenetic Wanderings - Jeff Swenson

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Three Nasty Jokes

1. A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, "Tomorrow, there better be something in the driveway for me that goes 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set 4 Sat.

2. Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $1000 dollars if you let me have sex with you... but the girl said NO! Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said "The bastard used coins"

3. A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples."  She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass." He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."  She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you." "This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt."  She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.  He yells, "I'll kill him!"  She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction.  She says, "Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!"  Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."
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Sunday, May 7, 2006

Blogger Babe - Adrianna Lima

Adrianna Lima is an abso-fucking-lutely hot and gorgeous Babe (with a capital "B"). She's a 19 year old, 5'7, 105 lb Mexican Beauty with long black hair, a completely shaved pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a nice ass, small, but very nice 32A breasts with nice brown nipples and deep, dark eyes that you could just lose yourself in. I know I did. OMG! I so totally fell in love with her. But, the bad part... Come on, you know what it is. She has a boyfriend! Of course she does! A girl like Adrianna is very seldom single and if she is single, she's not that way for long. Aww, too bad for me, but she's very happy in her relationship and even though I wanted to fuck her like there was no tomorrow, I was very respectful of her relationship. (See this week's Blogger Babe Pic)!
 

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I saw Adrianna's picture on an agency's website and knew immediately that I wanted to work with her. Not to mention, fall in love with and marry, but as I already mentioned - SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND! Sorry, I just have to keep reminding myself of that. Anyway, I called the agent, and told then that I wanted to set up an interview with Adrianna. A few days later she called - keep in mind at this point I did not know she was happily taken. Anyway, between all the flirting (mostly from me), we set up an interview.
 

Sex Blogger - Blogger Babe - Adrianna Lima

The next day she showed up at my office with an older guy following close on her heels. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed, being that I deffo had the fantasy that she was gonna show up, fall in love with me and we were gonna run off together and live happily ever after... Oh well, back to reality. As she walked into my office, I put my hand out to introduce myself, but fueling my lust even more, Adrianna bypassed my hand gave me a big hug and a passionate kiss on the cheek. Now you might say to yourself, how can a kiss on the cheek be passionate? Trust me... Maybe not in reality, but in my mind in was deffo very passionate. And I will say that blood quickly rushed to my nether-regions. I wanted to pull her into the office, slam the door (locking her companion out) and have my way with her. But, being the professional that I am, I invited her friend in. Come to find out, he was her "Uncle Bodyguard." Smart girl! Yes, she was smart. That kiss already sealed the deal that I would hire her. And I did! Almost before the interview began I told her she had the job. The rest of the interview was just talking with her, finding out all that I can and it was at this time that I found out she was taken. As my heart sank, I put my tongue back in my mouth and wiped the drool out of my pants. Dang, another dream girl taken from me before I got a chance to sweep her off her feet. Oh well, at least I'm gonna see her naked.
 

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A few days later, Adrianna showed up for the shoot, on time, with her Bodyguard Uncle (who spent the entire shoot in my office on the computer surfing the web). Him being on the puter was kewl, it kept him out of the way and the shoot went great. Adrianna was a dream to work with. In less than four hours we shot six complete set-ups including: a schoolgirl scene, three different scenes with pink balloons - one with a black latex bikini, whip and black thigh-high boots, one with pink booty shorts and pink ballet slippers and one taking a shower with the balloons.
 

Sex Blogger - Blogger Babe - Adrianna Lima

We then shot a hot masturbation scene on my bed (Mmmmm, I still have not washed my sheets). Usually when we shoot masturbation scenes, it's pretty much all just posing... but not with Adrianna, OMG, she was really getting into it and the whole time she was fingering herself, she was looking straight into my eyes with a look that said "I want you." Well at least that is what I was hoping her look said. And because Adrianna was really getting into it (and starring right into my eyes while she did), it was one the hottest masturbation scenes that I've even photographed - Mmmm.
 

Sex Blogger - Blogger Babe - Adrianna Lima
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And yes, finally, we shot an erotic sleeping girl scene  - also very hot. I never realized how sexy a hot sleeping babe could be. Yummy!
 

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Anyway, after the shoot, I talked with Adrianna a few times over the phone and also on the computer. I mentioned to her that she really should consider "Mainstream" modeling. And that I'd even help her get into it by shooting pics for her portfolio and hooking her up with some modeling agencies. She said that was what she really wanted to do and that she'd love to work on getting some "real" modeling pics and putting a book together... We said that we were gonna get together soon and do some more shooting, but, as my luck would have it, we never did and she moved out of state to go live with her boyfriend. Lucky Dude! Oh woe is me. But hey, at least I got a got to see her naked AND I got a nice kiss on the cheek.

If you want to see more of Adrianna Lima, check out "Porn Jester's Latina Girls,"  "Teen Shower Cam," and of course "Somnophilia - Sex with Innocent Sleeping Girls".
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

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